bastille has done more for the queer community by just making all of their love songs about "you" instead of specifying a gender than taylor swift has in all of her discography. thanks for coming to my ted talk.
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AU where Jason gets his revenge by becoming a lawyer and getting joker sentenced to the death penalty
Bruce is conflicted about it but any time he tries to say anything on the subject Alfred just talks over him like "oh we're so proud of you master Jason you finished college and you didn't even use your father's extensive resources that could've easily gotten someone in this family a degree aren't we so proud master Bruce that Jason got himself a respectable profession--"
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Tumblr: we want people to be able to find new blogs to follow so you can find your community!
No not by seeing who people are reblogging from that's not allowed.
No you can't see who people are talking to with prev tags that's not allowed.
No you can't see the icons of the people you're following to know at a glance who's reblogging what and know them better. that's not allowed.
Sorry, did we say "find your community?" we meant "trawl through the endless swamp of the internet so you can reblog funny popular things"
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I kind of thought that gerry keay was gonna be like. One of those characters that’s cool but not really as cool as people hyped him up to be but like. No I get it I listened to the gerry episode the other day and now he won’t stop continuously rotating around in my brain like a he’s in a little microwave
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The reason why Ludinus is so great as a villain is like...he has either prolonged his lifespan or he just casually lies about its length and everyone accepts it. He is legitimately a powerful archmage. He might have destroyed Molaesmyr. He almost certainly got involved with the Cerberus Assembly entirely to use it as a front for his master plan of killing the gods, which means he's been playing the long game for at least two and a half centuries and is indirectly responsible for perhaps 80% of the major villainy in Exandria since then, and both past campaign BBEGs. He will destroy people's minds without a second thought, but despite allying with the Unseelie Court, is thrown off by standard levels of fey chaos and whimsy. He hates the magic of clerics because he perceives it as unearned, but willingly allies with sorcerers. He knows the romantic relationship history of Vox Machina to the point that he's willing to bet on it for his master plan. He will throw anyone under the bus for any reason but will also gladly turn a blind eye to highly illegal activities if they don't inconvenience him, and despite this, has managed to be a major advisor to the Dwendalian Imperial line for several generations. He is one of the smartest people in the world and also gave perhaps the corniest fucking villain speech of all time. He is extremely jealous of a bunch of nepo babies with chronic migraines and night terrors. He genuinely might currently be in the middle of the Savalirwood with a necrotized arm despite successfully plotting the Orbing of a divine champion. No one has or ever will do it like him, and frankly, why would they.
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y'know its fun to dunk on undertale's pixel art inconsistencies and purposeful ugliness sometimes but can you imagine if it actually looked good. it just wouldnt work
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katsuki DIES and his LAST THOUGHTS ARE OF IZUKU not his mom, not his friends, not his teachers, not his lost future, not his dream about being the number one hero, nothing JUST IZUKU (and all might, but even when he's with all might he's thinking about the card he shares with izuku) like i'm sorry if you didn't want me to ship them you shouldn't have katsuki's final thoughts be pining for his special someone who he's canonically closer to than anyone else like that's fanfic levels of pining yearning longing and it's fucking INSANE THAT IT'S CANON
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Kieran: Love is weakness and an evolutionary mistake.
Drayton: You are literally making a Valentine’s day card for Juliana.
Kieran, pointing their hot glue gun towards Drayton: You’re on thin fucking ice.
I love Kieran cursing hcs
LOL
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