cats are the worst feature in minecraft because i love them. like its a great feature i love that theres cats but it messes with my gameplay you feel me. like whenever i stumble upon a cat in the game i am immediately overwhelmed by absolutely incapacitating levels of tearful empathy like. Animal. i cant take it. those pathetic little meows. the chirps the mewls. the way they run from you and get lost. it stresses me out SO bad that once you enter a new village rather than stay within that zone they wander randomly and sometimes end up going so far away into the wilderness. like noooo kitty no...... its so fucked up. every time i come to a village and theres cats its a fucking EMERGENCY like QUICK i need raw fish. i need to befriend all these cats so i can either have them follow me home or i can build little houses for them that they will stay inside and be safe forever. i will put comfy beds there and soft carpets and barrels full of yummy smoked fish. house of kitty. i have to do this. if i were to simply walk away and let the peril and misery unfold i would cry and throw up
Oscurucho: Welcome back, brother.
Cucurucho: What.
Oscurucho: Not even a "Good morning"? How cold.
Here's Cucurucho and Oscurucho's long lore conversation from yesterday! The entire conversation lasted about 8 minutes, but most of that time was just silence between each exchange, so I edited out the long pauses and got it down to ~3 minutes. I also fixed the audio levels and added subtitles since I personally find it difficult to understand Oscurucho sometimes :'D
I hope folks find this helpful!
[ Subtitle Transcript ↓ ]
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Oscurucho: Welcome back, brother.
Cucurucho: What.
Oscurucho: Not even a "Good morning"? How cold.
[They enter Cucurucho's office]
Oscurucho: I wanted to see if you're still as rigid in your beliefs as ever. You see, I've been thinking about our... Let's call it "philosophical divergence." You stand for order, for predictability. But where's the fun in that? You see, brother, while you build, I ponder the beauty in tearing down. It's not just destruction - it's rebirth. A chance to remake things in a more... thrilling image.
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Oscurucho: You once had a backbone for our cause. Now, I see a softness in you, a sentimental weakness for those Eggs. Mere experiments, and yet - they've softened you.
Cucurucho: Your vision obstructs the path to perfection. You fail to understand the potential of the Eggs.
Oscurucho: Potential? They're but catalysts for change - for revolution. Without them, stagnation reigns.
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Oscurucho: You chase perfection, I embrace the beauty of flaws. Your world is one of order, mine thrives in chaos. You wish for everything to run smoothly, I dream of watching it all burn to the ground. We may share a name, but our souls are worlds apart. All your efforts, all for what? Mere acknowledgment from a Duck who told you to do it? Imagine the possibilities - rather, show me where it is, and I'll do the rest.
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Oscurucho: Speaking of possibilities, I couldn't help but notice how easily others can access the island. It seems your security measures aren't as impenetrable as you think.
Cucurucho: No. My island's vulnerabilities are of your own making. Do not mistake restraint for ignorance.
Oscurucho: Pity. But then again, I never really needed your approval. Just consider: Cucurucho - in your quest for order, have you not sown the seeds of your own undoing? Do you genuinely trust all your Federation minions?
Cucurucho: ...
Oscurucho: Perhaps it's time you question not just my intentions, but those who you believe stand with you.
Cucurucho: That is none of your business, I shall say. Now, leave me alone and try to disturb someone else.
rounding out the goth wardrobe with a new skirt from @shopwitchvamp! the fabric is such a nice weight for a long skirt and its super soft so its been hard not to wear it everywhere lmao