#birth text

[i-cant-stop69]

I’m so into the idea of a man helping his wife through giving birth and discovering he has a birth fetish. Helping her breathe through early contractions but getting hard. So hard. His dick is practically begging for him to stroke it but he has to help her through her labor. He’s scared she’ll see his hard on and think he’s a creep. He tried to hide how turned on he is but he can’t help it. When they finally get to the pushing stage, she gets between his legs and leans on his chest to push. The pressure of her butt on his raging erection, the sight of his baby’s head crowning below him, and the sounds his wife makes is too much. He can’t handle it and cums when she’s crowning. The aftershocks of the orgasm are overwhelming but he keeps it together so his wife doesn’t even realize he just experienced the most powerful orgasm of his life.

#birth kink #birth #crowning #labor kink #text #giving birth #birth text #crowning kink #orgasmic birth

[ciceroballtorture]

we really an abortion 💪 gif made in the style of the honored celibacy one

#.text #would love to use it during scenes i call post birth abortions #1k #5k #10k #15k

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I had a baby but it was so ugly people thought I got knocked up by a goat.

#dream #text #January 5th 2024 #baby #pregnancy #giving birth

[okthisway]

Astarion misses Gale when he stays at camp for too long

#bloodweave #bg3edit #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #astarion #gale bg3 #gale #incorrect bg3 #my brain is full of tv show references but i wanted to birth at least one original dialogue! #spent hours trying to come up with text that fits the animations #if at least 1 person says it looks real i'll cry happy tears!! #my gifs

[reachingfortheday]

vico ortiz i am obsessed with you

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#assigned knives at birth is the funniest thing i’ve ever read with my two eyes #vico ortiz #our flag means death #i did the tumblr alt text in the image but someone please tell me if it isn’t working

[theriverbeyond]

One day eighteen years ago, Gideon’s mother had tumbled down the middle of the shaft in a dragchute and a battered hazard suit, like some moth drifting slowly down into the dark. The suit had been out of power for a couple of minutes. The woman landed brain-dead. All the battery power had been sucked away by a bio-container plugged into the suit, and inside that container was Gideon, only a day old.

Rejoice! Rejoice! Emmanuel shall come to thee

#the locked tomb #gideon nav #gideon the ninth #the locked tomb fanart #tlt fanart #my art #gideon nav nativity (navtivity) #tumblr killed the quality on these and ALSO!!! i made a big mistake and make my files huge and gigantic. hubris!!!! tumblr only likes 500px #also when i was working on this i accidentally erased the layers containing wake #wake's lineart #and baby gideon #and almost cried but i did it i redrew it #anyway i tried to go bibe verse for caption but DID u know that the bibe verses for jesus' birth sound like a grocery list. drier than my #mother's chicken. #all images have alt text #debated posting this tomorrow vs today but i am impatient so

[xiiiwayfinders]

#the girls are all the other xehanorts #kingdom hearts #kh text post #text post #text post meme #master xehanort #aqua kh #birth by sleep

[dandylyn]

feels timely to post this jacen redesign lol

#jacen syndulla #star wars rebels #swr #star wars #fanart #character redesign #id in alt text #im working on giving him some new outfits too but. currently fightin for my life trying to draw clothes and cohesive color palettes so. #just posting these for now #i also have a lekku version i sketched but idk. i didnt want to change too much from the og design just.....tone it down lol #the patches insp by shaeeah from tcw and the curly hair insp by comic caleb!kanan #anyway just call me hera syndulla bc this is my SON. birthed him raised him etc. he is so precious to me <33333

[cosmicintro]

Astro observations: Health aspects from the 6th house 💫

6th house in Aries: Be mindful of strong reactions, impulses and emotions as these could trigger high blood pressure, stress or unwanted headaches. Possible problems associated with the adrenal glands if health is not good. The person could be nearsighted/farsighted. Teeth issues and sensitive gums are common with this placement. 

6th house in Taurus: Be careful with ‘burnout’ and try to keep a healthy work-life balance. The individual is prone to respiratory conditions, jaw and neck pain/problems, weight gain (associated with thyroid issues). Thyroid disease. Problems with your voice or throat. Take it easy and follow a rhythm that honors your needs. 

6th house in Gemini: Allergies, infections, asthma, cough, breathing issues. Arms, hands and fingers might be sensitive. Anxiety and nervousness caused by too many unorganized/unwanted thoughts. Be careful with hand, arm and/or shoulder injuries. 

6th house in Cancer: Sensitive breasts/chest area. Inflammation associated with water/fluid retention. Pay close attention to your salt and fat consumption. Intolerance to different ingredients. It is vital for individuals with this placement to express their emotions as this can feel like a detox process for a 6th house cancer.

6th house in Leo: Hear what your heart is telling you. Don’t let stress or anger take you 'over the edge'. Similar to Aries in this house, it is common for the native to suffer from high blood pressure if a balanced lifestyle is not followed; a healthy diet will help this native tremendously. Be careful with hernias and your spine. Back pain/injuries. Spend more time outside. 

6th house in Virgo: Food sensitivities. Problems with digestion. Pay attention to sugar, fats, starches and the way your body reacts to them. Pancreatitis. Bloating associated with food intolerances. Meditation is recommended to calm an active mind and a healthy relationship with food will help with digestive issues. 

6th house in Libra: Lumbar pain. Problems with the lower back. Sensitivity to salt. Kidney stones. Insulin resistance. Diabetes. Partnerships have a big influence in your life; stress or strong (negative) emotions resulting from these relationships can have a big impact in your health. 

6th house in Scorpio: Constipation. Bladder/Urinary tract infections. Issues with libido/sex hormones. Cystitis (inflammation of the bladder; can cause pain or/and a burning sensation when peeing). Problems with the colon and elimination systems. Let go of any guilt/shame around your sexuality and keep a healthy relationship with your needs. 

6th house in Sagittarius: Issues associated with the pituitary gland. Hip mobility problems, pain or injuries. Obesity. For optimal liver health, alcohol and stress levels need to be monitored and, if possible, reduced to a minimum. Yoga can help ease stiffness around the hips and thighs. 

6th house in Capricorn: Knee pain. Injuries/procedures can cause significant scarring. Hair loss or scalp issues. Arthritis and joint pain. If your body is telling you to slow down, honor it and rest. Movement in every way is beneficial for the native. Be careful with your bones. 

6th house in Aquarius: Varicose veins. Frequent cramps. Arteries and veins might need to be monitored closely, as the native is prone to circulation problems. Calf pain. Stress, nervousness, anxiety, insomnia. Be careful with addictions. Stay hydrated. 

6th house in Pisces: Problems with the lymphatic system. Feet pain, inflammation, discomfort, injuries. Plantar fasciitis. Be careful with falls. Sleep problems, nightmares. Sadness that can lead into deep depression. Time alone is necessary. Make sure you’re getting the hours of sleep that your body requires to work harmoniously. 

Stay tuned for more! :)

#astrology #astro notes #astro observations #astro placements #zodiac #zodiac signs #the 6th house #birth chart #birth chart placements #mars #neptune #pisces #aries #cancer #escorpio #astrology placements #my text #mp

[i-cant-stop69]

I’m thinking about the time I saw a woman give birth in public. I was on the metro headed to work when we were stuck between two stops. I was looking through the window between the cars and saw an extremely pregnant woman struggling. Everyone in her car was giving her a ton of space so I could clearly see her from my car. I didn’t know what was going on until it was over. She shuffled to the floor, taking off her leggings as she went. I couldn’t hear her but judging by her facial expressions, she was grunting and groaning. Suddenly she shifted and I saw a head with the shoulders emerging. It was all over too soon for me. The next stop was the hospital, she barely missed it

#birth #birth kink #crowning #labor kink #giving birth #birth text #text #crowning kink #public birth

[dombreederalt]

I’m in the mood to watch a trans man labor. Waddling around, stroking his hairy baby belly, grunting and moaning through waves of contractions until finally his water breaks. Helping him squat down as the head of our baby starts to emerge from his hole. I’ll reach down and support his straining lips as my fingers rummage through his thick pubic hair. Hearing his deep voice cry out as he opens up completely. What a good boy …

#my posts #ftm #tmpreg #birth #text

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I gave birth at a They Might Be Giants concert that was being held in a shopping mall and they forced me to name the child John.

#text #April 30th 2024 #dream #giving birth #pregnancy #they might be giants #concert #shopping mall #queueueueueueueueueueueueueue

[sockeyesoren]

He is the ultimate babygirl after all

#mob psycho 100 #mp100 #reigen arataka #doodle #another dumb post from yours truly #businessman does his work on bed lying like a schoolgirl #totally not texting his boyfriend #quiet guys he's very busy #myart #I learned a bit about drawing clothing folds and shoes during the birth of this so thats neat #no idea what colour socks he has so I imporvised #matching with his tie :] #help I wake up and this suddenly has 150+ notes what #guess no one can resist reigens charm

[pinkalliums]

ok so there were a bunch of wonderful pmd eos palettes that a user made: here and it gave me the perfect opportunity to redraw a thing i made with my hero and partner almost 8 years ago now (wow)

and @aurum-orre hi sorry for the tag but i saw on the post u wanted ppl to tag you if they used the palette so here!!

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jsyk my hero (riolu) is named austen and my partner (skitty) is named wisteria!! i treat them more like ocs than self inserts personally (i might post about them more im so normal abt pmd eos)

first rendition is under the cut lmao

#pmd eos #pokemon mystery dungeon #pokemon mystery dungeon explorers of sky #pmd hero #pmd partner #pmd ocs #fun fact! i used to always get skitty as a kid #but after realizing i was nonbinary i no longer felt comfortable picking my birth gender so instead id always go for riolu #since that was always the partner i picked #also the blue text boxes are peak anyway #also so sorry if they dont look perfect! im used to drawing humans normally #im literally trying to teach myself how to draw future trio atm but grovyle is soo hard to get correct #.png

[brother-emperors]

UNHINGE YOUR JAW

the act of translating can be a horror. acts of creation can be a horror. many things that are capable of being eaten are also capable of rot and decay so unhinge your jaw.

Trans and Genderqueer Subjects in Medieval Hagiography, Edited by Alicia Spencer-Hall and Blake Gutt

#cw christianity #body horror cw #pregnancy cw #childbirth cw #again not central to the image itself but the cited text #if you get transphobic about this where i can see it i will block you idc unpack that shit on your own time #we have kings giving birth in that one french text and something else with a tree and trans men also #this. hrhgh. doesn't fit in with the knights one i usually use i will make a new one #medieval tag #drawing tag

[xiiiwayfinders]

#buddy's been through it #*hard knock life starts playing* #kingdom hearts #ventus #birth by sleep #kh3 #kh text post #text post #text post meme