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vens very cute and I think he deserves to square up with Roxas, who is his friend and not-clone, because it would be really funny but ALSO the boy deserves to win a single thing ever in his life as a break from being the universe and kingdom hearts (the moon)’s milk webkinz. AND! he missed out! on getting an award from the million dreams festival that he won because he was preoccupied with the plot which was not very fun for him and then right afterwards he like, died, so the universe owes him a trophy and an ice cream (he got better so he can have them now)
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canon that sakura has a photographic memory to the point she can memorize things within 60 seconds while everyone is surprised when they learn sasuke can read
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Honey Bracket: Round 1, Poll 13
Propaganda from submitters Under Cut
Trophy
OK LOOK I KNOW HE DOESNT FUCKING HAVE HAIR BUT HUMANIZED!!!!! HUMANIZED!!!! A LITTLE GIJINKA!!!! HES YELL OW!!!!! AAUAGH! qnd hes a BITCH! jock who doesnt like to . do the sport thing- and mostly just likes to sit around drinkin banana blast protein shakes. which btw sound like they SUUUCK! yucky. he sucks (affectionate)
he's yellow. i guess? okay i know hes a fucking trophy he doesnt technically have hair but every humanization of his has blond hair and if ya summed him up in one word it'd be bitch. maybe even bitchass if youre feeling fancy. hes quite the jerk, self-proclaimed jock, and the most homophobic homosexual youll ever see. has talked about balls on more than one occasion.
Dracula's shitty roommate
The head bitch! The blonde one calls drac out on not loving her and the other two roommates after he stops them from eating his (unlabeled) little snack. Dracula even went out and got them food and they mocked him for not loving them. In the novel, the blonde one is even described as having beach waves. An icon. Ahead of her time. Drac doesn’t love her, but I do. I’d let her have some of the blood of my pet English solicitor. She doesn’t deserve it but I’d let her
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My entry for Dokibird's Gamersupps Waifu Cup contest.
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Trophy wives are always at war with other trophy wives
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