#bonus line:

[crimson-roots]

LEMME SEE THE WIP PLEAAAASE please

OH GOD . listen i never made any promises this was going to be good. okay. the angst hasn't been written yet, so instead i present you with,, whatever this is <3

enjoy!

The man -- Grian, Tim thinks, though god knows why the poor soul's called that -- fidgets in his ill-fitting red sweater, fingers tangled in unravelling thread. Peers at the crowbar in his hand, perplexed.

Tim thinks that maybe he should be nervous; hell, the last time he'd pissed someone off, it had ended with the explosions, and horrible death, and everything. Still, he thinks, shifting in his stance, it's kind of par for the course, at this point.

(He thinks about the amount he's going to have to spend on therapy after this, mourning his poor credit card, then remembers that he does not, in fact, have his credit card on him. Probably because of the aforementioned 'horrible death and everything.') (Are you even allowed to get therapy when you're dead? Maybe heaven has therapy. Maybe it has some kayaks. Tim doesn't come to an answer.) 

(Grian doesn't look like much of a therapist, anyway.)

He opens his mouth to speak - something scathing and well-thought out, because he's cool and sexy and not losing his calm - when the guy beats him to it. His voice is, somehow, exactly what Tim had expected: "Woah. That's not in minecraft. ...is it?"

Tim blinks. Blinks a couple times, really, as if that'd make any more sense. It doesn't. "What," he says. He's trying for neutral, but honestly at this point he just sounds bewildered. "You've never seen a crowbar before?"

"Nope," Grian says, sounding awfully cheerful about it. (Really, Tim respects a guy who's never seen a crowbar before. He wishes he hadn't, but, y'know. Clowns, and death, and everything.)

(That being said, Tim pulls it off. At least he's got that going for him.)

"Huh." The silence stretches between them. "Weird."

"Weird," red-sweater hums, nodding in polite British agreement. "Learning a lot about Minecraft, actually. Did you know that in version Beta 1.2_01, you used to be able to milk squids?"

Tim has no idea what half of those words mean. He very much does not want to know about the other half. "I'm an alpha," he tells Grian. Grian nods sagely.

The silence stretches onward.

==

+@yellowsomethings, since the ask doesn't get tagged <3

#this doesn't.. really. have an ending . #but hear me out #i think. everyone portraying grian as a genius is missing out #on how funny it would be if he just. knew NOTHING. about minecraft #admin grian has no clue what a crowbar is but god help him if he doesn't immediately believe this is from a new update #crimson-writing #last life #tim stoker #the magnus archives #i'm not sure if these are in character but ! we vibe anyway ! #sJGBFDJKS #bonus line: #“You know‚” Grian tells him‚ leaning against a tree‚ #“I remember alpha like it was yesterday. I think it's a state of mind‚ really‚ if you think about it.” #Tim doesn't have a response‚ for once. #He really‚ really doesn't want to talk about this guy's A/B/O preferences #especially if he's never seen a crowbar before. #“I dunno if I would say that‚” Tim says. #asks

[littleperilstories]

Last Line Tag

I was tagged by @starlit-hopes-and-dreams to share the last written or edited line from a WIP of choice. You're getting two. I believe this will be Chapter 38.

Well, he might be green as grass and obviously in over his head, but at least I’ve got more light. When I brush my fingers against the lantern’s glass pane, warmth seeps into my skin, uncomfortable yet strangely welcome.

Fun fact! This time I played honestly and really, genuinely picked the last line written instead of cherry-picking a particularly dramatic one. I like getting a reaction but I'm far enough ahead now that most of the dramatic stuff is. uh. spoilers.

~ open tag ~

Bonus! Here's my last edited line. And look! It's only one! I can follow instructions! From Chapter 29.

Now I’m caught, and wishes seem to mean very little indeed.

#last line tag #tag game #lps the prince of thieves #will wardrew is a snarky little sh*t #bonus line: #bree cooper just wants to live her life #if you see this and don't mind being tagged in the future #feel free to let me know #:)

[onefey]

you're going about your normal day when, suddenly, surprise! you've been pokémon mystery dungeon'd!

unfortunately, due to budget cuts, the pokémon assigning quiz has been canceled. instead, you must spin THE WHEEL, assigning you a random, unevolved, non-legendary and non-mythical pokémon. you must now go on some sort of world-saving adventure as this pokémon. good luck!

tell me in the tags what you rolled, and how you feel about it - for bonus points, you can spin the wheel again for (or just take your pick of) a pokémon to be your partner.

bonus rules:

you're not shiny unless the wheel tells you you're shiny

take your pick of regional forms and evolutions (for example, if you roll vulpix, it's up to you whether that means normal or alolan vulpix)

apply whatever logic you like with regards to gender

have fun and be yourself!

#pokemon #pkmn #pokemon mystery dungeon #pmd #tag games #someone might've done this concept already but i had a worm in my brain you know. #i thought itd be fun to list all the unevolved pokemon... now i know there's only around 400 evolution lines total! #.. not counting mythicals legendaries ultra beasts or paradoxes #by the way! alongside the shiny result there are two other bonus results: an obligatory pikachu and... a surprise!!! #finally feel free to let me know if i misspelled something or accidentally included an evolved mon (other than pikachu) #sorry long tags ha 😅 i'm done now

[rottmnt-residuum]

“No mind to think. No will to break. No voice to cry suffering.”

for those of you curious about how donnie is doing

#rottmnt #rottmnt donatello #residuum #rottmnt residuum #tbh i just wanted to draw my own fan art lmao #is it really fanart if youre the creator though?? idk #hollow knight reference goooo #this is a bit metaphorical- the colored iv lines specifically #but i think you guys'll get it #bonus stuff

[virgothozul]

proud mess

#de #disco elysium #Field autopsy #I was unsure about that line but no regret ; it gave me a cute bonus 🤸🏼‍♀️✨

[pippinscribs]

‘I think I’m gonna just sit for a minute’

#the ravening war spoilers #zac’s line delivery once again hits the bullseye #bonus to karna and amangeaux offering support #whilst the radish man eats the flesh of his dad’s head #the ravening war #colin provolone #thane delissandro katzon #raphaniel charlock #lady amangeaux epicée du peche #karna solara #dimension 20

[softiedingo]

men with dimples will always be my type 🗣

#jose pedro balmaceda pascal #pedro pascal fandom #pedro pascal #pedropascal #ppascaledit #pedropascaledit #a man with dimples is gonna always be my type of man #the eye crinkles are a bonus #i simp for this man #also #why do ppl keep trying to soften his face?? #why they do that #he is a grown man #expression lines are in the package #and i still don't understand the problem #everyone has it and I think it's ridiculous that people try to make it seem like he's the exception #and im sorry for the tags #i blame the coffee #softiedingo

[gvaine]

WHAT DOESN'T KILL ME MAKES ME WANT YOU MORE @merthurweek2023 day six —Cruel Summer

#this is technically a line from a song but i'll use it as a quote #with bonus merlin whump <3 #merthurweek2023 #merlin #merlinedit #merthuredit #bbc merlin #tvedit #* #w #le morte d'arthur makes me insane actually. the repressed goodbye; the devotion #the way merlin looks back after telling arthur not to be a prat and leaving his rooms #thinking that it would be the last time he saw him #and arthur never ever knew. i'm unwell. i'm unwell #merthur #*fav

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Hanguang-Jumpkick

[First] Prev <–-> Next

#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #wei wuxian #xue yang #lan wangji #blood #This was supposed to be no.69 but I forgot that I don't number the bonus episodes B*( In my heart it's 69. #LWJ hasn't had dialogue in 10+ comics but that's because his mouth has been busy biting and ripping and tearing into flesh #He and LXC never fought as children so he has all this pent up rough and tumble energy he needs to let out #A LWJ does not hunt for sport. A untamed LWJ hunts to protect his territory and a tamed one hunts on command #however it is very hard to get the loyalty of a LWJ. One must prove themselves worthy by demonstrating acts of standing up for justice #once a LWJ chooses you then he will stay by your side forever. #He will need daily nutrients in the form of head pets. Do not let him starve #I had a lot of alternates for the third panel line. Hanguang-jun-jitsu. Going for the Hanguang-jugular. Hanguang-judge jury and executioner #Hanguang-june means Hanguang-jokes

[fuckingguide]

updated my compilation of every “fucking guy/girl/guide/etc” to include the new s4 episodes

#what we do in the shadows #wwdits #wwdits spoilers #nandor the relentless #with a bonus 'that's my fucking guy!!!' thrown in there bc i couldn't not include it #still my favourite line in the show kayvan's delivery gets me every time #though nothing tops the way he says it in 1x05 and 2x06. those are unbeatable #video.mp4

[kaeyachi]

Kaeya had always been an efficient and hard-working individual (he had to be to support Diluc in the background as his brother rose thru the ranks after all).

He has so much free time because he completes all his work way ahead of schedule. And if he still has enough time, he adds more to the workload in secret.

And once all of that was done and over with, he makes time for everyone. He has to. He feels as if every moment has to be given to someone else.

No one knows how he does it. No one has to know.

Every mission has a dozen strategies in line, and every battle plan is made with efficiency in mind. His perfect record will not be tarnished. He can't risk it (even if it baffles others that he would willingly activate a ruin guard just to prevent a failed mission. Jean disagrees with his methods, but Kaeya can say that the results say otherwise)

He needs to be quick.

Efficient.

Perfect.

And so he comes and goes like the wind.

Kaeya values time because he knew every second counted. He can't just stand there as if he were frozen. Time could run out in an instant.

Kaeya had only been late once his entire life.

He'd rather he never be late ever again.

It took one day of being of being imperfect for everything to fall apart. On that tragic day...had he gotten there on time... then maybe...

.

.

.

" Come on, let's get moving, traveler. We're not frozen in place after all. " Kaeya teasingly says. He stiffles a giggle at the traveler's exhasperated sigh.

"Yeah yeah, we've heard enough of you calling us a slacker. Can't you be a bit more patient?" Paimon whines at him.

Kaeya snorts, but acquiesces, hiding the shaking of his hands at the thought of being idle.

He imagines hearing a clock ticking.

Kaeya knows that that is his own problem. He tries his hardest to relax as he waits for the traveler to finish whatever they're making on the alchemy table because, seriously, it is supposed to be a relaxing day. There's nothing major going on, and his schedule is once again empty as intended. What's the hurry?

Kaeya taps his foot on the ground as he waits. He wishes he could take his own damn advice when he tells others to relax.

#kaeyachi randoms #kaeya #kaeya alberich #this is actually shorter than it originally was can yall believe? #kaeya with anxiety truther there i said it #kaeya cant stand being IDLE #get it? get it? #you see that is a play of words in reference to when he is stood idle on our screens. he is one of the more verbally impatient characters #and we also see it reflected on his actions both in fighting and at work. he has a speed boost bonus and if he isnt teleporting he is #actually moving so fast that he seems like it. this is what i also concluded that results him in large amounts of free time that only amber #seemed to be hardpressed about. the people of mondstadt find him reliable and approachable despite the lax attitude and frequent nights at #angels share. we also had lore tidbits before of kaeya straight up saying he finished all his work and jean saying that he also did the #backlogged ones. It is actually insane that we hear him relaxing frequently and i bet its not because of the lack of horses COZ LOOK AT HOW #BUSY THE OTHER CAPTAINS ARE. Also id like to think that he is a toned down noelle and that is why jean told him to watch over her training #give us noelle and kaeya interactions pls i kinda need it tbh #to all those that reached this far into the notes i actually have more to say so get ready #if it wasnt clear the only day he was late was when crepus died. everything fell apart for him that day so i can see some obsessive need to #just keep running around and doing things as efficient as possible. I also think that he found the knights slow and inefficient in several #occasions and he is willing to put them in the line of fire just to get their hearts pumping with adrenaline (and fear lol). idk kaeya is #just so anxiety-coded. impatience-core. Mr. dont waste my time type of guy. and also wow look i found a way to make his idles become angst #silly me ehe #oh youre still here? how about i tell you that kaeya-efficiency-alberich probably knows where everyone is at any time of the day? #can we honestly please give him more free time i need more of him tbh #fun reminder that bro is working around 3-4 jobs casually lmao #i also just realized that the notes is a whole nother post on its own #AND THE ACTUAL FUNNY PART IS I CAN STILL ELABORATE MORE ON THIS LMAO #wait let me add this one tiny idea too but he thinks time is so valuable. bro lost 2 dads and lost time with his bro + he significantly #lessened his time at dawn winery for quite some time. i can see why he is extroverted now.

[vyibunni]

this moment really reminded me of my tav <3 dialogue is from the video "turning random lines of action into characters" by Drawfee Show on youtube, modified a bit to be more british lol

+ bonus

#baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #bg3 tav #astarion #karlach #astarion x tav #BARELY. so im sorry to tag it but personally im someone who heavily relies on the blacklist feature so i feel like i need to just in case #i put the last one as a bonus bc yes its in a different style but also 1. its so ooc bc im pretty sure astarion hates puns #and 2. bc it has a line thats not from the video. its just a bit of fun 💖 #this moment from the video is one of my fave clips everrr so i had to draw this #but theyre in the void with flat lighting bc i had a lot of difficulties drawing these hfkfjdjfkfk #i hope i somewhat conveyed my tavs smug little face in the bonus drawing LMAO #i literally miss him so much ;____;

[notllorstel]

previous <<< 2nd wave of left hand speedrun batch☠️

#Brook #soul king Brook #one piece #llorsdood #left hand art #Llors ndh art #left hand art batch #kept better track of keeping these under 30 mins limit #sketch (minus 6 )usually have the least time amount as the aim for these speed runs #the line arts just bonus training #but trying to do very accurate clean line art very fast WINDED ME #no idea if it was the stress pressure of the time limit to me putting 90% of my brain processing power into my left hand #or something else #but I did not feel good afterwards for sure #so going easier on self to avoid that again #sad part of the time limit it doesn’t give me enough time to have fun with the outfits

[rottmnt-residuum]

Alternate roof scenes (tw: major character death)

(instead of the update i didn't draw (￣▽￣)" )

If leo decided to jump off:

If leo had just blew past bishop when she started talking to him:

If leo had taken three (3) seconds longer to follow bishop:

#rottmnt #rottmnt residuum #rottmnt leonardo #tw death #tw character death #tw gun #tw gun violence #tw sedation #residuum aus #bonus stuff #the sentries have guns on them #had these alternate scenes in my head for months- half a year actually i think #the characters are constantly walking a thin line #how the scene went was the best possible outcome with how disoriented leo still was from the sedatives

[loversandantiheroes]

Hodari looking you straight in the eyes and saying "I ain't much of a talker, but I'll try for you" and then proceeding to tell you that he wishes time would just slow down because he could spend every second of every day with you and it wouldn't be enough. Like sir. You romantic bastard. You just know Hassian is watching from the fields sobbing, surrounded by confused sernuk like:

#video games setting the bar too high man #palia #hodari #hodari pavel #and a bonus sappy hassian because he *would* #anyway this was just a very funny/sweet combination of lines I got today #a kith on the forehead for this man's writers

[twingeof-cosmic-angst]

I love that doctor who writers have the ability to just create any lore. Anything they can dream up with practically no reprecussions. and they abuse the hell out of it (as they should!!) listening to an audiobook, and i am now having to cope with the fact that Icelandic people are aliens. shit man... sure! Why not?

#This is from the Sin Eaters by the way #its technicallt torchwood which makes it even farther removed from any Real Lore™️ #and i know that doctor who lore is so convulted that the Game Plan is just adapt the things you like and ignore the things you dont #but its still so funny to me when they drop major shit as like. a one off line. like thats so funny l #i love you extended universe ❤️❤️ #torchwood #doctor who #the sin eaters #everyone reblog with your strangest EU lore (nothing to do with the doctor for bonus points)