#boomer shooter fishing | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

asphodelflowers · 1 year

Text

Bloodborne characters and what types of video games I think they would play:

Gascoigne: Isn't very much into video games, finds them to be a waste of time. His kids love playing them though, so he feigns interest because he doesn't want to disappoint them. That doesn't mean that he isn't confused as to why a franchise with murderous animatronics is so popular with children however.

Eileen: Is very much into action-RPGs, but mainly focuses on PVP. Almost always uses a glass cannon-type build, and is scarily good at what she does. Is generally a good sport however, and doesn't take it too seriously. Has a fondness for teaching new players the ropes.

Gehrman: Occasionally seems to forget that video games that originated from after the 80s exist. Some people claim he has a Steam account with several games in his library (all of which are hidden) but nobody knows for certain.

Plain Doll: Can sometimes be found in the Hunter's Dream playing Bloodborne on an old PS4. Don't think too hard about it. The last guy who did is now in a mental hospital. The Dream's internet had to be cut because she kept uploading recordings of Bloodborne speedruns to YouTube, which caused massive outbreaks of nihilistic insanity.

Alfred: Is a huge 40k nerd in general, and has a particular preference for the Dawn of War and Battlefleet Gothic: Armada series. He refuses to play any factions not aligned with the Imperium however, so he's missing out on a lot.

Valtr: Likes boomer shooters such as Doom, Wolfenstein and Duke Nukem, as well as other games like Mortal Kombat and Hotline Miami. Basically, if it involves a ridiculous amount of violence, he's probably already 100% completed it.

Micolash: Plays Psychonauts. That's it. He'll lock himself in his study and just play Psychonauts repeatedly for days on end until he passes out from exhaustion. He never plays anything else. Everyone around him has collectively agreed not to tell him there's a sequel. They're too afraid of the potential consequences.

Simon: Is a bit of a casual JRPG nerd, for reasons nobody can exactly explain. Final Fantasy X, Final Fantasy Tactics, and the earlier Shin Megami Tensei games are some of his favorites and he will eagerly explain their plotlines and themes to anyone in his general vicinity.

Ludwig: Mainly plays competitive FPS games such as Call of Duty and Battlefield. He's absolutely terrible at them and has an abysmal K/D ratio, but he's having fun and that's what matters. Also has a decently-sized Twitch channel, but is often the subject of jokes comparing him to another, more popular Ludwig.

Maria: Is a big fan of Fallout: New Vegas and is constantly discussing it on various Discord servers and internet forums. Tends to gloss over the more unfortunate aspects of the NCR. She has been trying to get into Animal Crossing as well but her progress has been limited by her reluctance to make use of the fishing mechanic.

Laurence: Especially fond of Paradox Interactive games, and has the formula and strategies down to a science. Usually ends up creating viciously militaristic theocracies. Is also rather partial to Spore, and will spend hours creating and customizing the most horrific, bizarre creatures you will ever see in your life.

#i know i skipped over a few but this alone isn't worth the effort #i spent way too much time on this #this is so fucking dumb i stg #shitpost #bloodborne #fromsoftware

15 notes · View notes

lovelyteng · 2 years

Text

NSR: Vinyl Stage AU

NSR AU like Balan Wonderworld! Vinyl City turned into theater called Vinyl Stage expect the sewer as Mayday, Zuke, The Sayu Crew, Yinu’s Mother, DK West, Ellie, and many NCP in there. As Mayday and Zuke entered it as there’s Maestro of Positive named Fletcher Dessin (Known as Mystery Man) who help them about NSR gaining balance but Maestro of Negative named Kliff who made NSR Artists got negative as turned Nega Bosses! But Mayday and Zuke save them from negative and defeat Kliff!

Codenames/Stage Names Mayday - Powerhouse Zuke - Beater DJ Subatomic Supernova - Professor of Space Sayu - Digital Angel Yinu - Prodigy of Forest Rin - Winter Prince Zimelu - Hot-Rebelled Artist Purl-Hew - Aquatic Logician Haym - Electricity Reader Eloni - Nature Encoder Neon J. - Power Manager Eve - Two-Colored Diva Tatiana - Rock Queen

Costumes DJ Subatomic Supernova (Professor of Space) Starfighter (Representative) Ice Cream Dodo Star Shooter Astronaut Logic Robot Lab Rat (Act 3)

Sayu (Digital Angel) Love Princess (Representative) Animation Fish Voice Mermaid Dance Ninja Edit Driver Bell Ring Light Holder (Act 3)

Yinu (Prodigy of Forest) Rose Pianist (Representative) Sweet Angel Soul Bat Music Note Mother Nature Father Time (Act 3)

Rin (Winter Prince) Ice Maker (Representative) Bio-Tactical Defender Prince Charm Flashlight Marching Soldier Love Bird (Act 3)

Zimelu (Hot-Rebelled Artist) Hot Rod (Representative) Chainsaw Bad Bat Boy Street Artist Roller Coaster Buzzsaw (Act 3)

Purl-Hew (Aquatic Logician) Deep Water (Representative) Spin Baton Cool Fashion Lab Mouse Water Rider Waterfall (Act 3)

Haym (Electricity Reader) Electric Energy Fly (Representative) Mini-Missile Happy-Go-Lucky Reading Owl Pendulum Bird Missile Sniper (Act 3)

Eloni (Nature Encoder) Nature Caller (Representative) Landmine Two-Sided Actor Number Encore Drop Holder Biochemical Boomer (Act 3)

Neon J. (Power Manager) Military Deer (Representative) Lovebug Buzz Cutter Waterspout Missile Launcher Chemical Boomer Creative Robot (Act 3)

Eve (Two-Colored Diva) Dual Diva (Representative) Chandelier Dove Ink Holder Limb Lamb Color Peacock Mirror Ballerina (Act 3)

Tatiana (Rock Queen) Chrono Hander (Representative) Hourglass Sundial Solar Guitarist Minute Mute Second Chance (Act 3)

Nega Bosses Dr. Astrophysigel is DJ Subatomic Supernova’s Nega Boss with filled of emptiness. - Composed Costumes - Starfighter, Astronaut, Logic Robot - Strength (Cool Colored Markings) - Dr. Astrophysigel’s clothes - Power (Solid Gold Markings) - Dr. Astrophysigel’s arms and outer helmet - Weakness (Warm Colored Markings) - Dr. Astrophysigel’s head

The Disector is Sayu’s Nega Boss with filled of madness. - Composed Costumes - Love Princess, Animation Fish, Voice Mermaid, Dance Ninja, Edit Driver - Strength (Cool Colored Markings) - The Disector’s digital lines - Power (Solid Gold Markings) - The Disector’s weapons - Weakness (Warm Colored Markings) - The Disector’s chips and chest

Echolivia is Yinu’s Nega Boss with filled of stress and sadness. - Composed Costumes - Rose Pianist, Sweet Angel, Soul Bat - Strength (Cool Colored Markings) - Echolivia‘s halo and ears - Power (Solid Gold Markings) - Echolivia‘s dress - Weakness (Warm Colored Markings) - Echolivia’s arms

Prince Nichice is Rin’s Nega Boss with filled of losing hope. - Composed Costumes - Ice Maker, Bio-Tactical Defender, Flashlight - Strength (Cool Colored Markings) - Prince Nichice‘s clothes and mask - Power (Solid Gold Markings) - Prince Nichice‘s gloves, shoes, and crown - Weakness (Warm Colored Markings) - Prince Nichice’s face

Heatnry is Zimelu’s Nega Boss with filled of stressful about problems. - Composed Costumes - Hot Rod, Chainsaw, Street Artist - Strength (Cool Colored Markings) - Heatnry‘s headphone - Power (Solid Gold Markings) - Heatnry‘s hand and foot - Weakness (Warm Colored Markings) - Heatnry‘s ears

Dr. Hydro Gen is Purl-Hew's Nega Boss with filled of losing popular. - Composed Costumes - Deep Water, Spin Baton, Lab Mouse - Strength (Cool Colored Markings) - Dr. Hydro Gen’s glasses and goggles - Power (Solid Gold Markings) - Dr. Hydro Gen’s lab coat - Weakness (Warm Colored Markings) - Dr. Hydro Gen’s eyes

Electricolt is Haym’s Nega Boss with filled of misery. - Composed Costumes - Electric Energy Fly, Mini-Missile, Reading Owl - Strength (Cool Colored Markings) - Electricolt‘s rag mask - Power (Solid Gold Markings) - Electricolt‘s glasses, gloves, and boots - Weakness (Warm Colored Markings) - Electricolt‘s nose

The Nature Cordmunicator is Eloni’s Nega Boss with filled of helpless and hurtful. - Composed Costumes - Nature Caller, Landmine, Number Encore - Strength (Cool Colored Markings) - The Nature Cordmunicator‘s neck - Power (Solid Gold Markings) - The Nature Cordmunicator‘s chest - Weakness (Warm Colored Markings) - The Nature Cordmunicator’s brace

The Moose Toymaker is Neon J’s Nega Boss with filled of traumatic memories and being aloneness. - Composed Costumes - Military Deer, Buzz Cutter, Waterspout, Missile Launcher, Chemical Boomer - Strength (Cool Colored Markings) - The Moose Toymaker’s antlers and hooves - Power (Solid Gold Markings) - The Moose Toymaker’s ears, arms, legs, and armor even mask - Weakness (Warm Colored Markings) - The Moose Toymaker’s inner mask and face

Psycholima is Eve’s Nega Boss with filled of self-doubt. - Composed Costumes - Dual Diva, Chandelier Dove - Strength (Cool Colored Markings) - Psycholima‘s head and hair - Power (Solid Gold Markings) - Psycholima‘s arms and legs - Weakness (Warm Colored Markings) - Psycholima’s mirror heart

Moltrixie is Tatiana's Nega Boss with filled of deep hated of rock. - Composed Costumes - Chrono Hander, Hourglass, Solar Guitarist - Strength (Cool Colored Markings) - Moltrixie‘s hidden skin from gloves - Power (Solid Gold Markings) - Moltrixie’s guitar and clothes - Weakness (Warm Colored Markings) - Moltrixie’s chest

#No Straight Roads #Vinyl Stage AU #NSR AU #Mayday #Zuke #DJ Subatomic Supernova #Sayu #Yinu #1010 #Rin #Zimelu #Purl-Hew #Haym #Eloni #Neon J.#Eve #Tatiana #Balan Wonderworld

42 notes · View notes

dumbfinntales · 1 month

Text

I picked up a cheap game on a steam sale called Forgive Me Father. A Lovecraft themed boomer shooter and thought to give it a try. And it was honestly fun! Not a long experience, but there are two playable characters and some extra modes to ramp up that play time. Took me about 7 hours to beat the game on normal difficulty and I had fun.

I don't play that many boomer shooters, I have played the original Doom and Duke Nukem 3D. I also gave the Warhammer 40k boomer shooter a try, but I couldn't get into it. I find these classic shooters far more interesting than modern shooters, but I definitely should play more of them FMF was a fun experience with fun twists.

I enjoyed the atmosphere and level design quite a bit, and there are a ton of secrets to find. Some are really obscure while some are: "just walk behind that corner, ooo secret found!". The gunplay and the sheer variety of guns was amazing, and I was constantly shifting through my arsenal to deliver holy justice to these otherworldly abominations. I also really liked the priest characters voice acting, a pious man of god who eventually succumbs to bloodlust and madness. Amazing.

Of course one big thing that contributed to my enjoyment was that the game was Lovecraft themed, set in the 1920's where you set out to find your missing cousin, but then get tangled up in an eldritch mess. Aren't most of Lovecrafts stories like that? The main character goes looking for a family member or a distant relative and things get fucky. I just enjoy crazy cultists chanting nonsense, grimy old timey city streets and swamps full of fish people. Also madness. IA IE!

But sadly the game wasn't without blemishes. There are some enemy types they introduce later on that are extremely annoying to fight. Especially one enemy that keeps strafing left to right in ridiculous speeds and hitting the damn thing is annoying, and it's far worse when 5 of them spawn in one encounter. There are also enemies that shoot barrages of bullets and keep running away from you, so that sure is fun. And the fucking flying enemies can suck my ass.

The bosses aren't that great either. The first boss is inoffensive, an alright first boss. Second boss has a really annoying shield mechanic and it spawns enemy mobs. Third boss was a bit of a clusterfuck as I didn't know what to do once water level started to rise. It also spawns enemies, but it was alright. Fourth boss straight up just sucked ass. They took the fast strafing enemy and turned it into a boss, that's it. Awful, just awful. Final boss was thematically cool, but in the end it was just a big target that stood still and you had to avoid his patterns. The accuracy of the final boss was ridiculous too and I can see this boss being SUPER annoying on harder difficulties. In fact I'd say all the bosses would be annoying to fight.

I heard they're making a sequel, so I certainly hope they improve upon their boss design and that they don't rely on spawned mobs to be challenging. Also please no enemies that run away from you. If you MUST have one at least don't make it so goddamned fast. But overall it was a fun experience and worth the price I bought it for! If they sequel is just as good, or better, I'll definitely check it out once it comes out of early access.

#father forgive me #a review type of deal

0 notes

bonkusdonkus · 8 months

Text

Video Games are still GOOD! Just look a little closer!

I feel like everywhere I go I see people bemoaning how games aren't fun anymore, or getting stuck in a rage loop about how their favorite game series have been turned into cash farms by big AAAs who don't understand what video games are. And like, I get it. A lot of the big online Live service franchises have just turned to mush at this point, trying to squeeze every last penny out of you, and using psychological tricks to get you hooked so you keep coming back for more. And some of the big AAA single player games really feal like they're either recycling the same formula over and over, or chasing every trend they can find in a desperate bid for relevance. The games we love get drained of all the passion, artistry, and love that made us fall in love with them in the first place, replaced with monetization and mediocrity to squeeze our nostalgia for all it's worth. The devs make big promises, then fail to deliver over and over, and we get phoned in apology after phoned in apology.

It's exhausting, infuriating, downright unacceptable. I totally get why people get so bent out of shape about it. But, I also get really upset when people say things like "There are no good games anymore!"

Because... Listen. Listen, listen, listen.

There are still incredible, mind-blowing games coming out all the time. Games made with love, passion, and with creativity unrestrained by incompetent corporate leadership who don't know their butt from a hole in the ground. This year alone has been a MASSIVE year for videogames!

We got a Deadspace remake that was actually good, a 3D kirby game, TOTK, Pikmin 4, Like a Dragon Ishin, Final Fantasy 16, a remake of Metroid Prime of all things, Baldur's Gate 3 is tearing up the internet as we speak and breaking record after record, Street Fighter 6, the Resident Evil 4 remake, Hi-Fi Rush, the list goes on and on! And that's not even all of them! MORE are coming! Armored Core 6 is right around the corner and I CAN'T WAIT!

And that's not even mentioning the endless tide of incredible Indie games! There's so many! Indie devs have been goin NUTS this year. We got Dredge, a fishing horror game of all things, games like Psuedoreglia reminding everyone why 3D Platformers once ruled gaming, Warhammer Boltgun is just a solid boomer shooter especially if you're a 40k fan, Sons of the Forest, Wildfrost, Darkest Dungeon 2 finally came to steam, Dave the Diver somehow made being a fishing roguelike super engaging, Blasphemous 2 is almost here and it looks sick, and those are just the ones off the top of my head. So. Many. GAMES. just from this year!

If you're one of those people struggling with modern gaming, I understand. It's rough out there. But I'm begging you, please, please! Don't give up on video games! If you're sick of watching Activision Blizard spiral their beloved franchises into oblivion in a conflagration of short sighted greed, or seeing Ubisoft release the same handful of games over and over again with a different coat of paint, try expanding your horizons a bit.

Maybe experiment with some genres you've never tried, or try some old classics that you never got around to playing! Look into some Indie games, there's like a thousand videos on you tube shouting out tons of good ones, or just look at some reviews! There are so many games, of any genre you can imagine, and even some that defy genre altogether.

There are just too many good games out there to throw up your hands and say "Nope! I'm done!" After a bad experience.

#video games #indie games

0 notes

fuckingheavenly · 9 months

Note

That super long quote on Julia’s blog is from cruelty squad, im anon and it’s my hyperfixation so I wanna tell everyone about it but it literally partially radicalized me (I hate capitalism and working till death)

That’s the ending quote. When you’ve killed the three gods that balance the universe. It’s fucking wild man

Yo is that the really like,,, gross PS1 Era looking game? With like a stock market for fish? And it's kinda like a boomer shooter?

0 notes

infinitebrians · 2 years

Text

dopefish lives!!!!!!!!!!

#drawdogs #aquatic animals april #daily art #pixel art #dopefish #boomer shooter #id software #fish

15 notes · View notes

lulu2992 · 4 years

Text

What I learned listening to Far Cry 5′s audio files

The game’s lore, as told by its characters.

☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆

Grace Armstrong

Biography

Grace used to be a sniper in the army and fought in Afghanistan. Her dad, the most important person in her life, is the one who taught her how to shoot. He’s also the one who helped her get over her fear of heights. She climbed a tower a little higher each day and it eventually worked. When she was little, she got scared by a fish that rubbed against her legs and stayed away from the water for weeks. Now, she thinks it’s funny she used to be scared by such simple things.

While she was doing basic training, her best friend died. Her drill sergeant, seeing she was slipping, told her to focus on the work, something she can control. Most of the time, she didn’t know the names of her targets but she didn’t miss a single one of them. People love to gossip about how many she killed but no one really knows because there is a classified number and a declassified number. She came back home with PTSD and even though she did therapy, it didn’t solve everything and she still can’t move on.

Grace won an Olympic bronze medal but she says it’s not important anymore. Her dad also trained her for the Olympic Games. She shot grouse as well as apples on high tree branches and practiced maintaining aim on skydivers (whom she didn’t shoot, of course). She still knows where all the good sniping positions are in Hope County but misses her old sniper rifle. When she came back with her medal, people welcomed her with a celebration and she hated it. She doesn’t really like celebrations.

Two weeks before the events of the game, her father, who antagonized Eden’s Gate for years, was ambushed and his car ended up in a river. Grace was with him and survived. He didn’t. She wasn’t ready to lose him and is still in shock. It’s very strange for her not to have him around anymore and she doesn’t fully realize he’s dead yet. He was her “rock”. He used to say, “No matter how bad a day is, one second after midnight, it all turns into yesterday”. She isn’t sure this advice works anymore…

Today, Grace describes herself as “emotionally broke”, so much she almost can’t feel sympathy anymore. It takes a lot of energy for her to get through the day and sometimes, she just wants to curl up in a ball underground and cry. In her pocket, she keeps the last bullet that was left in the gun of the Taliban who tried to kill her to remind herself she’s a survivor. She believes in God and prays to decompress but she wonders if there’s something after death. Grace doesn’t like it when things are quiet because she has “too much time to think, too much time to remember”. She believes God made her a skilled shooter and put her here for a reason, though, and she’s ready to fight. She isn’t a prepper and, even though she doesn’t like to hunt because it’s “boring”, she claims she can kill any animal with only one bullet. Surprisingly, she sometimes cracks jokes to try to work on her “people skills”, as she says. She wonders if she really wants the fight against Eden’s Gate to end because she’s doesn’t think she can ever go back to “normal”. If it does end one day, though, she wants to get in a car and just drive. Grace believes her dad would be proud of everyone for fighting back against Eden’s Gate.

Comments about other characters

Resistance

She doesn’t know what they would do without the Deputy who does what other people are too afraid to do.

Grace had a dog like Boomer growing up. About Cheeseburger, she says “bears shouldn’t be pets”. She doesn’t really trust Peaches because “cats always bite”. Her favorite companion is Jess because they are “on the same page” and both very stealthy. She doesn’t hate the others but thinks they are noisy. She recognizes Sharky as the kid who threw up on her friends’ shoes years ago.

She thinks a lot of money is spent on Clutch Nixon even though he was “a guy who did his damnedest to melt his face off for an audience”. She prefers humbler heroes.

She’s glad Eli is leading the Whitetails because he’s “a good soul”, “a helper”, and “the type to give you the shirt off his back”.

Grace says Jerome isn’t afraid to be on the front lines for people he believes in.

She thinks Kim is “a real trooper” and “the favorite to win Mother of the Year”.

She thinks Merle drinks because three of his friends died in the reservoir when he was in high school.

She says Miss Mable is the last person who would fall for “some cult bullshit” and that she makes good moonshine, even though she isn’t nice (but people say a lot of things about her that aren’t true).

According to her, Zip can fix everything but tends to upsell.

Eden’s Gate

At first, like almost everyone else, she thought they were harmless. She says they can’t shoot and that they all deserve to die. The cult uses the same techniques she witnessed in Afghanistan, such as marking houses, but she thinks what they do is worse.

Grace is confident the Resistance will get Joseph one day. If she’s the one pulling the trigger, she’ll make sure he dies slowly and painfully. She thought she would be the one killing John and believes he’s in Hell now. The sight of his plane falling is something she hopes she will never forget. Maybe she’ll get it tattooed on her. She calls his ranch “hypocrite center”. She says Jacob twists what he learned in the army to serve Eden’s Gate and she doesn’t approve of this at all. Even though she doesn’t hunt, she notices wildlife is scarce in the Whitetail Mountains because of his experiments. Unlike most torture stories she heard when she joined the army, Jacob doesn’t want intel but enjoys what he does and seeing the effects. She thinks he’s a “poor excuse for a soldier” and that his soldiers are just mindless killers. When he’s dead, she wants to destroy every existing recording of “Only You” to erase it completely. Grace is afraid of Faith and her Angels because she’s always been scared of zombies. She’d rather die than become one of them. She says that what Faith did was “inhumane”.

Other people’s comments

Dutch has known her since she was a child. He says she’s “every bit the soldier” her father was and maybe “ten times the shot too”.

Mary May says she’s a “local legend”.

One NPC asks her to stop being so “grim”.

#far cry 5 #grace armstrong #far cry 5 spoilers

124 notes · View notes

the-tactician-magician · 4 years

Text

What if characters from FE3H played Splatoon?

AKA the headcanons no one asked for. Also feel free to add.

Black Eagles Strike Force (BESF)

Edelgard (FlameEmpr) (leader)

Favorite weapon: Kensa Dynamo Roller

Favorite mode: Splat Zones

Highest rank: X

Hardcore competative player, plays very frequently and won several competitions

Prefers weapons that do a lot of damage, doesn’t mind the heaviness

Very picky about who gets to be on her team

Hubert (Grimoire)

Favorite weapon: Ballpoint Splatling Nouveau

Favorite mode: Splat Zones

Highest rank: S+

Only plays with Edelgard

But is surprisingly good with how little he actually plays

Part of the datamining community

Always wears black

Ferdinand (vonAegir)

Favorite weapon: L-3 Nozzlenose D

Favorite mode: Rainmaker

Highest rank: S+

Competitive against Edelgard, always trying to one-up her

Picks whatever weapon is meta in order to beat her

A fair and honorable fighter, feels bad whenever an opponent disconnects, etc

Petra (kanaloa)

Favorite weapon: Dark Tetra Dualies

Favorite mode: Rainmaker

Highest rank: S+

Her username comes from a spirit in Brigid that takes the form of a squid

Empathizes with the Octolings and their broken English

Fast on her feet and hard to hit

Krakenslayers

Caspar (CHADspar) (leader)

Favorite weapon: Octobrush

Favorite mode: Clam Blitz

Highest rank: B+

He came up with the team name and won’t accept any substitutes

Always super jumping into danger, despite warnings

Super aggressive player but somehow does ok

Linhardt (zzz)

Favorite weapon: Bloblobber

Favorite mode: Splat Zones

Highest rank: A

Just press ZR and hope for the best

Takes quick naps between matches

Probably can rank higher if he’s more interested

Dorothea (☆DIVA☆)

Favorite weapon: Splattershot

Favorite mode: Splatfest

Highest rank: B

Not great at this game

But loves the idols and the music (Callie is her favorite)

Is also super salty that Callie lost the final splatfest in S1

Plays a lot less once Splatfests ended

Bernadetta (bbear)

Favorite weapon: E-liter 4k scope

Favorite mode: Splat Zones

Highest rank: A

Screams whenever an enemy approaches

A good shot, but panics in bad situations

She somehow does better when her team is losing

Blue Lionfish (BL)

Dimitri (Areadbhar) (leader)

Favorite weapon: Kensa Splattershot Pro (with gratuitous MPU)

Favorite mode: Rainmaker

Highest rank: X

Hardcore competative player like Edelgard, also won several competitions

Adept with any shooter type weapons

Gets angry easily and has broken several controllers

Has a terrible fashion sense and uses whatever gear he needs to

Was going to name the team ‘Blue Lions’, but Sylvain said to use ‘Blue Lionfish’ for the pun

Dedue (Pavise)

Favorite weapon: Tenta Brella

Favorite mode: Splat Zones

Highest rank: A+

Is fixated on Dimitri whenever they play together

A defensive player, doesn’t like charging in

He does his best but he’s sadly the worst of the team

Ingrid (Whitewing)

Favorite weapon: Clear Dapple Dualies

Favorite mode: Clam Blitz

Highest rank: X

Expert duelist, can win most 1v1

Whatever weapon she chooses, she gotta go fast

Constantly yelling at Sylvain, blames him for everything

Sylvain (tentaXXX)

Favorite weapon: Kensa Sloshing Machine

Favorite mode: Clam Blitz

Highest rank: S+

Would have a more inappropriate name if it weren’t for Ingrid

A deceptively good player that masks his skills with an easygoing attitude

Could probably get into X rank if he cared more

Is a chronic squidbagger

くコ:彡 (Team Squid Emoticon)

Annette ( (´･ω･`) ) (leader)

Favorite weapon: Soda Slosher

Favorite mode: Splat Zones

Highest rank: A+

A cheerleader, always encouraging her friends to do their best!

Overuses bombs

She’s only the team leader because Felix hates leadership

Likes the songs and often makes up lyrics to go along with them

Always booyahs

Mercedes (mercie ♥)

Favorite weapon: Aerospray MG

Favorite mode: Turf War

Highest rank: B-

Not good at this game at all…

Only knows how to spray and claim turf

Still, she loves playing with Annette

Always booyahs back

Felix (L0NE_W0LF)

Favorite weapon: Kensa Splat Dualies

Favorite mode: Tower Control

Highest rank: X

Only on this team because he refuses to play with Dimitri after Dimitri broke his controller once

And because Annette is his girlfriend

Always charges in by himself, luckily has the skills to back up such tactics

Will coach the others when he’s feeling nice

Still plays with Ingrid and Sylvain whenever Dimitri isn’t around

Ashe (Decidueye)

Favorite weapon: Firefin Splatter Charger

Favorite mode: Tower Control

Highest rank: S+

A good shot and a helpful player

Constantly checking the map

Gets nervous in competitions

Got recruited to this team by Felix because Felix can’t stand being the only good player here

Cod-Splattering Stars (CSS)

Claude (insertmeme) (leader)

Favorite weapon: Bamboozler 14 Mk I (with MPU)

Favorite mode: Clam Blitz

Highest rank: S+

Always doing things for teh lulz

Would rather troll people than actually play well

Could probably get into X rank if he stopped memeing

Picks the male octoling with the afro because the hair is funny but secretly empathizes with the octolings for being outsiders

Also grinds out weird gear (like the masks) just for the shock value

Was going to name the team ‘I wish squids were real’ but Leonie and Lys wanted a serious name and Hilda didn’t get the joke

Hilda (pnkprncess)

Favorite weapon: Splat Roller

Favorite mode: Tower Control

Highest rank: A

Doesn’t like others depending on her

Yet if everyone’s splatted but her, she will do her damndest to hold the line

Is actually pretty good but tries not to show off

Constantly complaining and whining about stuff

Adores dressing up her inkling

Lysithea (Miasma Δ)

Favorite weapon: Explosher

Favorite mode: Splat Zones

Highest rank: X

A really good player, has a good sense of spacing and timing to make her weapons deadly

Always goes for the big, explosive weapons

Call her a little kid and she’ll punch you

Leonie (BladeBrkr2)

Favorite weapon: Custom Dualie Squelchers

Favorite mode: Tower Control

Highest rank: S+

Only got into Splatoon because it’s Jeralt’s favorite game

And is surprisingly good at it

Replaced Lorenz because she was better and he was getting on Claude’s nerves

A little nervous to be the only commoner on the team but that just motivates her more

Inkblooms

Lorenz (GLOUCESTER) (leader)

Favorite weapon: Foil Squeezer

Favorite mode: Rainmaker

Highest rank: S

Was on Claude’s team, then got kicked out for Leonie which he’s still bitter about

Still, he tries to make this team work

A boastful winner but takes losing well

Only wears the most fashionable gear

Ignatz (ᴄʜαʀᴛʀεᴜsε)

Favorite weapon: Inkbrush

Favorite mode: Salmon Run

Highest rank: A

Also does well with snipers, but has the most fun with the inkbrush

Spams splat bombs and runs away

Also gets nervous in competitions

Raphael (RAPHROX!)

Favorite weapon: Clash Blaster

Favorite mode: Tower Control

Highest rank: B

Can’t aim

A very loud player

Likes playing with Ignatz

Still uses sticks

Marianne (dorte)

Favorite weapon: Splattershot Jr.

Favorite mode: Turf War

Highest rank: B-

Not good at this game because of self-esteem issues

Freezes up and dies whenever she’s confronted

Lorenz is trying his best to coach her

Jeralt’s Mercs

Jeralt (Jeralt) (leader)

Favorite weapon: Tentatek Splattershot

Favorite mode: Splat Zones

Highest rank: X

A prominent streamer and e-celeb

Played a lot of Splatoon 1 and although he likes Splatoon 2, always complains about ‘back in the day’ like a boomer

Used to be really competitive back in the day but nowadays just plays with family and friends

His username used to be ‘BladeBrkr’

Thinking of passing the torch to Byleth soon

Leonie used to be a sub for his team until she joined Claude’s team

Byleth (AshenDemon)

Favorite weapon: Enperry Splat Dualies

Favorite mode: Rainmaker

Highest rank: X

Jeralt’s kid

Rarely talks or expresses emotions, which kinda creeps people out

Can dunk people like nobody’s business

Secretly has a fondness for the Judds

Alois (10tickles)

Favorite weapon: Heavy Splatling

Favorite mode: Tower Control

Highest rank: S

An old friend of Jeralt

Used to run with the Knights of Seiros until they got too competitive for his liking

Appreciates all the fish puns in this game

Sometimes acts like a boomer with Jeralt, but takes the boomer memes in stride

Sothis (fell star☆)

Favorite weapon: Tri-Slosher

Favorite mode: Rainmaker

Highest rank: X

Who is she??? No one knows. A friend of Byleth apparently

Temperamental and emotional but a very good player

Somehow managed to pick the winning team in all the Splatfests

Knights of Seiros

Catherine (thundrcath) (leader)

Favorite weapon: Carbon Roller

Favorite mode: Rainmaker

Highest rank: X

Loud, confident, always takes the opponent head-on

Likes the feel of rollers but can pick other weapons as long as they do lots of damage

Trash talks opponents a lot

Shamir (Raven)

Favorite weapon: Kensa Splatterscope

Favorite mode: Tower Control

Highest rank: X

Complete opposite of Catherine, rarely talks during matches

Can see you coming from a mile away

Makes it her mission to protect Catherine when she’s running into danger

Flayn (cethleann!)

Favorite weapon: Neo Splash-o-matic

Favorite mode: Salmon Run

Highest rank: A-

Likes the fish and the fish puns

Not super great at this game but she has a lot of fun

The team mascot

Cyril (pointblank)

Favorite weapon: Kensa Glooga Dualies

Favorite mode: Clam Blitz

Highest rank: A+

Used to be pretty bad until Shamir coached him, now he can hold his own weight

Doesn’t use the ‘ouch’ button when he dies, even though he should

Has mastered the art of splatting foes when he rolls

Seteth (Cichol)

Favorite weapon: Rapid Blaster Pro Deco

Favorite mode: Splat Zones

Highest rank: S+

Way too busy to play Splatoon now, only a sub for this team

But he is good at this game

Used to be in X until he fell out due to not playing much

Always makes time to play with Flayn

(Hanneman and Manuela don’t play Splatoon because they’re not interested.)

(Rhea supposedly plays but no one knows her username or has even seen her play. She could probably curb stomp everyone at Garreg Mach though.)

#fire emblem #Fire Emblem Three Houses #fe3h #fe16 #splatoon #splatoon 2 #I spent way too much time thinking about this #fics

25 notes · View notes

i-think-2-much · 6 years

Text

Things that are important to me

So I feel political today. I cover everything Most of what I’ve felt is wrong in this so I do cover mental problems, shootings, and suicide. I don’t how to do a trigger warning but I’ll pretend this is one. This is not batfam or whatever. I am a white American teenager, and these are things that I care about:

1)Muslims

The fact that I watched a video in Bio in which a girl had her hijab taken off in front of a bunch of male doctors and then BROADCASTED ON SOME DISCOVERY-STYLE CHANNEL is awful. You might as well rip off her shirt and show it. Honestly, it’s awful. Well yes, the video was about the theory of “de-evolution” and all, that’s awful to see a girl suffer through that, no matter what mental disorders she has. I felt like I shouldn’t even have been looking.

There’s also the fact that people just see people wearing headscarves and assume they’re terrorists. In intermediate school, I was friends with a girl who refused to let any of her old friends see her with her new hijab and switched schools so she would remember one school where she was normal.

2)Foreigners/Immigrants:

Languages are so freaking cool. I’ll admit, I’ve grown up in a rich, white, privileged community. Sometimes it almost makes me upset because that means I am HORRIBLE with accents other than my own. I always die inside a little bit when I have to ask someone to repeat themselves. I’m learning Spanish right now and I find it amazing that there are people who have the same thoughts as us but think in an entirely different language. How cool is that?

As for immigrants, we’re all immigrants. Unless you’re 100% Native American, you are not descended from here and were once an immigrant. If you blame immigrants for the fact that you can’t get a job, then maybe you should be protesting the outsourcing of thousands of jobs to foreign countries.

3)Discrimination:

Fun fact:All life evolved from a single organism. If you go back far enough, you’re even related to the black person whose job you just turned down. The main difference between a white person and a black person is an adaptation to help protect black people against skin cancer (even though they can still get it!). And isn’t skin largely similar to hair? It’s like deciding to kill everyone with black hair. Just... Why? Being Black is a physical trait. Would you kill someone for having thicker lips than you? It’s honestly a baseless hatred. I’m just using black people as an example, but this applies to EVERYONE.

Another fun fact: For the first few weeks in your life, you were a girl. Why do you think guys have nipples? But when we’re born, we’re segregated to the point to where my mom asks if I’m dating a friend just because he is of the opposite gender. We’re taught to hate one another as children, and since one gender has a lot more influence when they grow up, it’s even like that as adults. Girls are taught that they have to be well-behaved, but boys will be boys. No one wants to have to bother with their boundless energy. Then, girls get the worst part of puberty and can be forced to have their body violated relentlessly for nine months, but are still treated worse. We have to pay to not get blood everywhere. Like we have a choice.

Men have it bad too. As well as not being trusted alone with girls, they DO almost have the same thing going on as foreigners. The NOT all men, although REALLY annoying, is surprisingly similar to the accusations of terrorism. Just because of the actions of a few people, Muslims aren’t trusted anywhere. The only difference is that it’s actually a lot more common with men. I don’t know the exact stats, but men are more commonly criminals and law-breakers than women. If you can say “Not all men” then you can say “not all Muslims” as well.

4)gun control

I’m really passionate about this because this directly threatens me. My neighbor is the kind of person that has a fire start due to his illegal wiring, burns down five houses (including mine), has the fire go on for hours due to the insane amount of gun ammo in his house, and then blame it on my mom. He called my mother a smoker and proceeded to trespass, threaten us, and stalk us. And he’s still allowed to own guns. That’s not right.

And then unstable people are still able to get their hands on guns. The Florida thing has been really popular lately(for a good reason), but this is definitely not the worst school shooting. Then people want to go and arm the teachers?

Who’s to say that a student doesn’t take their own teacher’s gun? Who’s to say it doesn’t accidentally go off? What would happen if there was a fire? Why don’t you look more into bulletproof technology and find something that could keep people safe? Maybe you could have a mental evaluation for kids at school so that you could identify not only potential shooters but victims of abuse and potential suicide victims?

LGBTQ:

Places like China were so worried about overpopulation that they instilled a “1 child rule”. I wonder how people could take children out of orphanages while not worrying about any potential overpopulation? Not prosecuting Lesbian people and/or gay people would probably be an amazing way to deal with that. Overcrowded orphanages wouldn’t really be a thing because of all of the couples.

And WHY would you even have a problem against them? Religion and whatever blah blah blah have fun not divorcing anyone ever. And not wearing mixed materials. And you can’t eat fish half of the time either. How come you can break those commandments and not the one that apparently tells you that you can go and hate on people because of what they like. It’s like someone threatening to kill you because you’re lactose intolerant or don’t like chocolate. Just... no.

People have the right to love who they love.

Abortion:

If white men are allowed to decide what rights people they are in control of have, then why can’t a woman decide what happens in her own body?

Draft:

IF NO ONE WANTS TO FIGHT THE WAR THEN WHY ARE YOU EVEN FIGHTING?

Health care:

If I start having heart problems, then I shouldn’t feel bad about having my parents having to pay a fortune to make me healthy again. If I get cancer, then I sorta don’t want to die. Why can’t I be able to not die? I feel like preserving life is in the constitution, or is that just me?

Education:It is impossible to pay off school debt while working a minimum wage, sorry baby boomers. I want to go to college soon and I really wish that I didn’t have to pay half a million a year so that so I could hopefully get a job when I’m older. Do you see my problem?

I just want to be able to walk alone, by myself at night and look at the stars. I want to be either an engineer or an artist and not live in poverty. I want to live to a good age and have other people all around me to have life the same wonderful life as me. I’m so tired of things that could be so easily preventable if only people bothered to listen.

But they don’t listen. I’m just a Gen Z, not even out of highschool. What do I know?

#politics #gen Z #why even?#discrimation #abortions #school shootings #gun control #America is a mess #college #education #debt #money #America #lgbtq #healthcare #mental health #jobs #thefutureisnow #the future

60 notes · View notes

spicynbachili2 · 5 years

Text

Scary Games to Play on Xbox One This Halloween

So, you drew the brief straw and bought positioned on sweet obligation, leaving you at residence ready for trick-or-treaters to reach on the lookout for a candy deal with — what an ideal time so that you can go to a few of our favourite and scariest video games to play on Xbox One! From survival horror to post-apocalyptic wastelands, there’s just a little one thing for each horror fan to be discovered under, lots of which can be found on Xbox Sport Move and assist Backward Compatibility. Now shut off the lights, flip up the amount, and set out on a spooky journey… in the event you dare! Shortly, earlier than the subsequent spherical of tricksters arrive in your doorstep.

Resident Evil 7: biohazard (Xbox One X Enhanced)

The latest entry within the Resident Evil franchise delivers not solely one of the realistic-looking chapters, however ranges up from its leap scares and campiness to downright horrific and terrifying encounters with the residents of the Baker mansion. As Ethan Winters, you’ll enter the creepy property in search of solutions to the disappearance of your spouse, solely to return face-to-face with essentially the most vile and ruthless household molded after these present in horror movie classics like “The Hills Have Eyes” and “The Texas Chainsaw Bloodbath.” Their antics and conduct will all make sense ultimately, in addition to the overarching connections to the RE franchise itself as soon as the credit begin to roll after this hellish journey. – Mike Nelson

Little Nightmares

If you happen to scare your self with how a lot you’re keen on Limbo-likes, Little Nightmares is the stuff of screams. As a toddler captured on an enormous ship and doomed to turn into delicacies for its grotesque clientele, you run – normally from left to proper, however extra usually from upsetting monsters that leapt out of Tim Burton’s nightmares after he fell asleep watching Swedish marionette theater (once more). This creepy enterprise by way of creaky crawl areas proves as soon as extra that the most effective horror comes from a easy premise, like: “What if cruises had been even worse and there have been cannibals?” – Ludwig Kietzmann

Slender: The Arrival

If being stalked by a creepy monster in the midst of the woods with nothing however a flashlight and camcorder wasn’t terrifying sufficient in Slender: The Eight Pages, simply wait till you strive Slender: The Arrival. With a brand new storyline and improved visuals, the official online game adaptation of Slender Man takes survival horror to a brand new stage. Like the unique recreation, Slender: The Arrival begins with one easy mission: Acquire all of the lacking pages with out getting caught. However every web page collected solely ratchets up the issue, finally making Slender Man practically not possible to flee. – Lisa Eadicicco

Useless House (Backward Appropriate)

All of it begins with a misery name. Whereas Useless House takes its sci-fi cred critically – the hero is known as Isaac Clark – rigidity and leap scares rule the day as you slowly discover the deserted mining spacecraft USG Ishimura. Thought that hallway was clear? Not anymore! However Useless House’s intriguing, slowly unfurling a backstory retains driving you ahead by way of a sequence of unlucky and horrifying, even grotesque occasions. Whether or not you favor the tense and atmospheric unique, the extra bombastic Useless House 2, or the expansive Useless House three, all can be found on Xbox One through Backwards Compatibility and included within the EA Entry vault. – Jeff Rubenstein

Among the many Sleep

Once you’re a toddler, the world feels prefer it’s continually in one among two states: both every thing is superb or every thing is terrifying. In Krillbite Studio’s Among the many Sleep, the main focus is firmly on the latter, presenting a world that’s directly acquainted and hauntingly nightmarish. Accompanied solely by a stuffed bear named Teddy (which emits mild into the murky setting if you hug it), you play a toddler that’s navigating his home in quest of his mom. Issues aren’t at all times as they appear although, with every setting feeling increasingly more indifferent from actuality. Ultimately, Among the many Sleep is much less a horror recreation and extra a rumination on the challenges of life, however that doesn’t make it any much less scary. – Will Tuttle

The Evil Inside 2 (Xbox One X Enhanced)

Issues are going actually badly for Sebastian Castellanos, and never simply because his dad and mom named him after a designer champagne label. In The Evil Inside 2, he willingly re-enters STEM, a digital world that’s identical to “The Matrix,” besides it’s a simulation derived from “Twin Peaks” and one has to decide on between the blue tablet and a cup of screaming milk. With actuality out for the rely and freaky multi-mouthed monsters all over the place, The Evil Inside 2 is a shocking, atmospheric seesaw with hold-your-breath stealth on one finish and bullet-counting battles on the opposite. How will we not have you ever with atmospheric seesaw??? – LK

Alien: Isolation

Not solely is your complete recreation dripping with authenticity, treating its supply materials with the utmost care because of unimaginable world element and sound design, but it surely additionally continues the legacy of getting a Ripley again on the middle of the Alien mythos. You play as Amanda Ripley, daughter of Ellen, desperately in search of solutions to her mom’s disappearance from the primary “Alien” movie (considerably required viewing). The thriller slowly reveals itself over time on board Sevastopol station, as soon as a extremely populated hub in deep house which has given strategy to lawlessness. Better of all is the title character who exists as an at all times studying, listening boogeyman that’s ready within the shadows so that you can give your self away. This can be a horror gaming expertise you don’t want to overlook. – MN

Oxenfree (Xbox Sport Move)

A bunch of garrulous teenagers sneak out a wooded island after darkish and uncover mysterious phenomena in a cave. What’s the worst that may occur? Properly… Oxenfree’s model of slow-building dread and X-Recordsdata-eque creepiness are the best “scary recreation” for individuals who aren’t into extra hardcore horror. Greatest performed in a single (prolonged) setting, Oxenfree is price a second playthrough (or at the very least a visit to YouTube) to see alternate endings, as issues can finish fairly in another way, for higher and for worse. Bonus: no recreation earlier than (or since) has nailed the movement of pure dialog higher than Oxenfree, all of the extra cause I’m trying ahead to Evening Faculty Studio’s subsequent title, Afterparty. – JR

Resident Evil four

What hasn’t already been stated about this Shinji Mikami basic? Unfaithful issues, in all probability: Like the way it lures you in with a household barbeque, nestled in a humble Spanish villa. There’s an intimate meet-and-greet with everybody on the native church. The townsfolk don’t even like chainsaws and their pitchforks are purely meant for stabbing … wily produce! You catch a whopper of a fish, dispense some headache reduction and assist a person good his intense Wolverine cosplay. There aren’t any decapitations in any respect and each time somebody screams in regards to the “Los Plagas,” they’re making a spirited suggestion about that new dental clinic. – LK

Friday the 13th: The Sport

Ch-ch-ch-ah-ah-ah, ch-ch-ch-ah-ah-ah. If you happen to acknowledge that music, there’s a great probability you spent a while within the 80s and 90s peeking by way of your fingers as serial killer and hockey masks fanatic Jason Vorhees hunted down nubile camp counselors within the woods round Camp Crystal Lake (and, in a single case, outer house?!?). In 2017, developer IllFonic gave gamers the possibility to step into Jason’s boots, in addition to these of his prey, with the discharge of Friday the 13th: The Sport. This asymmetrical multiplayer title discovered one participant (as Jason) looking down as much as seven others in a gory model of hide-and-seek, with the advisors in a position to work collectively in an effort to beat Jason’s otherworldly looking powers. That includes dozens of memorably over-the-top kill animations by grasp particular results artist Tom Savini, Friday the 13th: The Sport may really be higher than a number of the films (we’re taking a look at you, “Jason Goes to Hell”). – WT

Layers of Concern (Xbox Sport Move)

Because the online game equal of a portrait with eyes that observe you across the room, Layers of Concern has, effectively, precisely that. It makes you witness to the whole meltdown of a superb painter, crushed by a stroke of tragic luck, left unable to discern between occasions on the canvas and people in his head. If you happen to hate doorways disappearing and rooms respiratory and rearranging themselves in upsetting methods, you must play this – and perhaps contemplate shifting out of your clearly haunted home. Plus: As a scary recreation sans fight, Layers of Concern makes for a great palette cleanser. – LK

Left four Useless (Xbox One X Enhanced / Backward Appropriate)

This practically decade-old co-op zombie shooter is all about working together with your crew to beat swarms of the Contaminated – as a result of surviving the zombie apocalypse is not any enjoyable alone. Seize your shotgun and prepare to mow down the subsequent mob of frenzied mutants earlier than it’s too late. Simply you’ll want to be careful for these Boomers and their zombie-luring bile. And even higher, this Halloween you’ll be capable to fend off the hordes with an unprecedented stage of element now that Left four Useless is Xbox One X enhanced. – LE

Soma

It doesn’t take lengthy in your time in Soma so that you can notice that navigating your method by way of an deserted and slowly crumbling underwater analysis station is the least of your considerations. It’s the mysterious and creepy machine inhabitants who stalk you thru the hallways when you search to grasp how you bought right here and what you might be. And why do all of the machines assume they’re individuals? With an exquisite sci-fi bend on the fears of merging humanity with expertise, Soma just isn’t solely one of many creepier video games you possibly can play, but in addition one of many smartest with some nice philosophical factors to ponder with an ending that may go away you speechless. – MN

Condemned: Prison Origins (Backward Appropriate)

There was a time in my life once I trusted mannequins. That each one modified with the 2005 launch of Monolith’s Condemned: Prison Origins for Xbox 360. In a recreation crammed with memorable setpieces, none was extra terrifying than the deserted division retailer crammed with mannequins in varied states of undress (and dismemberment). As you progress by way of the extent, beating the sport’s deranged derelicts in a visceral first-person perspective with no matter melee weapons you could find, you’ll discover rooms filled with deserted mannequins. All’s effectively and good (effectively, pretty much as good as it may be if you’re preventing to remain alive and clear up the thriller of who’s pinning murders on you) till you discover one thing out of the nook of your eye: did that model simply transfer? I actually don’t assume I’ve ever screamed as loud as I did the primary time one lastly lunged at me. – WT

Metro 2033 Redux (Xbox Sport Move)

Not solely an incredible technical achievement on the time of its unique launch, giving players one of the distinctive and atmospheric settings in gaming, Metro 2033 launched us to an epic post-apocalyptic journey that mixes equal components of stealth, survival horror, and first-person shooter fight. Oh, and a solid of darkish characters and a well-paced story that retains you shifting by way of the chilly metro tunnels of Moscow in a bleak, miserable future. The Redux model cleans up the unique launch and enhances the graphics for the present gen, making it the quintessential model to play. – MN

isCookieClear(function () ); isCookieClear(function () );

from SpicyNBAChili.com https://www.spicynbachili.com/scary-games-to-play-on-xbox-one-this-halloween/

0 notes

savetopnow · 6 years

Text

2018-04-05 10 FUNNY now

FUNNY

Awkward Family Photos

Big Stick

Leg Swap

The Pitts

Little Dipper

Crab Grab

Babylon Bee

KJV-Only Church Requires Clear Bible Covers To Verify No One Concealing NIV

John Bolton Stays Up Late Nuking All The Peaceful Countries In ‘Civilization VI’

Millions Of Marshmallow Peeps Begin Annual Migration Back To Isle Of Disgusting Candies

Google Pays Respect To Jesus’s Empty Tomb With Empty Homepage

Man Recants Belief In Innate Goodness Of Humanity After 4 Seconds Browsing YouTube Comments

McSweenys

Fifty-Six Questions for Young MC Upon Hearing “Bust a Move” for the First Time in Twenty-Two Years

Baby Steps: The Early Work of Famous Artists

Melania Trump Explains the Stormy Daniels Controversy to Barron Using Pagan Slovenian Mythology

Life is a Comedy

List: Prestigious MFA Programs as Guys You’ve Met on Tinder

Passive Aggressive Notes

Coming soon, from Pixar…

Donna, bring a sweater

You can’t spare three squares?

Happy Birthday, and see you soon! xoxo, Cancer

Namaste, asshole.

Reddit Funny

Zach Braff shared this faceswap of himself and Dax Shepard on Twitter

Is it wrong that I'm suddenly in the mood for BBQ?

New CVS personal record - 57.5” for a $4.18 transaction

This is my dumb fish, Deb, stuck in the mouth of a dragon decoration for the third time this week.

GIVE... ME... MY TICKET!

Reddit Humor

We’re Rich: Anxiety Declared New U.S. Currency

Have to applaud this guys confidence..

Sad and Useless

New Toy Lets You Pop Pimples For Fun

Latest Beauty Trend: Halo Eyebrows

Looking At People Trying To Sell Mirrors Is My New Favorite Thing

Millennials vs. Baby Boomers

Alternate History: Planet of the Apes

The Blogess

Confession: I don’t understand the tiny blood bucket

#LaserVag

She’s naturally part rabbit.

Crowdsourcing how to be a good parent.

Why I love twitter.

The Hard Times

Your Weekly Hardcore Horoscopes

Inconsiderate Neighbor Only Blasts St. Anger-Era Metallica Through Walls

Amazing: Meet The Singular Punk Who Refuses to Conform to Religion

Report: Sony Searches Player’s Purchase History to Pick Monthly Free Games

Dedicated Metalhead Uses TaxSlayer to Annihilate, Properly File His 1040EZ

The Onion

Reddit Announces Redesign

MLK’s Family Urges Nation To Spend Anniversary Of His Death Twisting His Words To Fit Own Political Agendas

Authorities Fear YouTube Shooter Might Inspire Wave Of Copycat Content Creators

‘Roseanne’ Taping Repeatedly Interrupted By Reporters Trying To Interview Members Of White Working Class

Bum Steer

Whiskey Leaks

Science Explains Why Tide Pods Taste Like Cilantro To Some, Soap To Others

Cummy Bears? Say “I Love You” This Valentines Day With Candy Made From Your Essence

Redskins’ Owner Unveils Newly Acquired Team Logo

Self-Driving Uber Suspended After Touching Self In Front of Female Passenger

OP-ED: A Man Can’t Even Hug A Female Now Without Her Noticing That He’s Raping Her

#funny

0 notes