No you don't understand. Jon has an impeccable sense of humor and every other sentence that comes out of his mouth is some version of an intentional joke that sounded amazing in his head and sounds even better when spoken between two serious sentences which makes everyone around him miss the punchline.
Martin tho? Martin is fully serious no matter what he says. "Smorgasbord" for the Fears? Fully serious. "If I ever see another can of peaches"? Serious. "Righto"? Dead serious. "I can't hear you there is a door in the way"? Furious. "Gouge your eyes out"? A fully serious expression. You want to hear a martin joke? Here is a real life martin joke and it's glorious:
MARTIN
(surprisingly chipper) No prizes for guessing who’s in charge here, eh?
ARCHIVIST
Mm, I – I suppose not.
MARTIN
You know, I really miss the days when I could blame broken streetlights on the council.
A strongly-worded letter just doesn’t feel as forceful when it’s addressed to (funny voice, pitched lower) whichever Dread Power it may concern.
[THE ARCHIVIST SIGHS.]
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Once again, wonderful au by @sixteenth-days and @chrisrin!
Archival assistant Impulse, after a certain encounter...
(Part 1)(Part 2)(Part 3)(Part 4)(Part 5)
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"I am Michael. I was not always Michael. I do not want to be Michael. Being Michael stole the only purpose I have ever known."
So, I made a cosplay of my favorite gay icon, Michael the Distortion 😌❤
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Did anyone ask for doodles of Jon struggling with the consequences of having a reproductive system? no? well I did so
(yes I'm putting him through my experiences again I'm not sorry)
wasn't gonna post it but i like the top one a lot actually
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I live in constant fear of the day someone will cosplay Tim Stoker or make fan-art of him with lyrics to the song “Not Joking” by the front bottoms. It fits him so well, it makes me very :(. I encourage you all to listen to the song and think of him while you do :).
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After lots of work, here they are, what you all been waiting (or not waiting) for
Jonmartin as LPS!!!!
Another part in my series of TMA LPS customs. I am really exited to show them off as I am rather happy with the results and I hope my fellow magnus archives fans and LPS entusiasts will like them to :3
(Reblogs appreciated, these two took a lot of time :”) )
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i have been afflicted by jmart brainrot and have come to the conclusion that both Camouflage and Vacation Town by the Front Bottoms are jonmartin coded no i will not elaborate (yes I will)
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SOMETIMES I WONDER, I DO. I WONDER IF YOU LITTLE WATCHERS AND YOUR EYES CAN BE SATED. YOU SEEM TO WANT TO PRY OPEN THE JAWS OF THOSE AROUND, WANTING YOUR ANSWERS. THANKFULLY, DUE TO SOME RECENT INTEREST BEING SHOWN, IM WILLING TO JUMP THE GUN, AND GIVE YOU NOT JUST MY STATEMENT, BUT OUR STORY. AS MUCH AS WE CAN RECOLLECT.
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