They’re just owning it :)
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So Meta is going to crack down on cat fishing accounts? That's like 80% of my friend list, please don't break the illusion that I'm being chased by multitudes of hot ladies!
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"you have really really big hands like really big the type where women would say ‘babe just use your hands'."
Something that was genuinley said about his friend...
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I DON'T LIKE HANGING OUT WITH MEN BECUASE "IT'S LESS DRAMA"! I LIKE HANGING OUT WITH MEN BECUASE IT'S MORE CHAOTIC. I WANT TO THROW LARGE ROCKS IN THE WATER! I WANT TO BE A PUBLIC PROBLEM TOO!!
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What began sweet and meek, yet more lurid than I hoped for, was soon striving to be a testimony of survival. Its list of ingredients including heartwood and hidden lilacs--could you call it a paean to beauty?
Michael Pedersen, Boy Friends
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medical malpractice? not to me. not if it’s you.
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hey I went to Bad At It island and everyone you know was there. yeah turns out you just see the version of them they put forwards in order to not disappoint and in actuality everyone is just trying their best which doesn't always mean succeeding. yeah you were there as well but it's ok because you're surrounded by your friends and loved ones and if you take a moment you'll realise we are all flawed by nature but we are all full of love for one another and that matters more than any skill or success or achievement.
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I started a new disco game and he wasnt there. Straight up just didnt exist.
King??????? Where are you
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