#but alas...... always in love with that man

[salaimoi]

“Ooo look! Doesn’t that one look just like us?” You exclaim while pointing your index finger to the baby-blue sky above you, a beaming smile tugging at your lips.

Ryomen Sukuna's eyes followed your leading hand, squinting once they had reached the two potato-like clouds you were pointing to. For a moment, he thought his vision was finally betraying him after 1,000 years-and-counting of being alive; that blob of air did not look like him in the slightest.

With two folded arms resting behind his head, he attempted to find a way to nicely break it to you that a measly cotton ball rip-off did not, in fact, coincide with his looks.

“How on Earth does that resemble me, woman?” He replied, a third hand petting your head as you comfortably rested against his chest.

You could hear the rhythmic heartbeat coming from under you, pounding softly against your ear as if you were holding a stethoscope to his body. A hum escapes your throat, playing alongside the pulsating melody he emitted.

“Maybe you’re not looking hard enough~”

Sukuna rolls his eyes in response, not having it with your teasing today. Bold of you to question his words, reckless, but nonetheless bold.

“I assure you,” he reiterated, ruffling your hair before his eyesight returned to the heavens above, “something as pathetic and feeble as a cloud is not something I’d compare myself to, you brat.”

He was only teasing you right back, but just like he expected, your expression had already dampened with disappointment. There was a feigned pout on your face as you glanced up at him — nonverbally speaking volumes the longer you held eye contact.

He knew you always dragged him on these silly sightseeing dates (not that he’d ever call them that) because you enjoyed seeing a softer side of his personality. It was silly of you to think he’d ever allow you to bear witness to such a thing — if he ever had it in the first place — but this time around, it seemed like you finally achieved what you so desperately desired.

“But,” he adds in an attempt to soften the blow, his hand reaching down towards your face so he could caress your cheek. The defeated man sighed one last time after falling victim to your guilt-tripping puppy eyes, internally questioning his entire existence from what was about to come out of his mouth.

“A cloud so… fluffy… and appealing,” he describes the thing hesitantly — for lack of better words, “is one I would use to describe you.”

Your ears perk up at the statement, the pretend pout from earlier quickly replaced by a smug grin.

“Oh my gosh what was that – I’m so sorry my ears must’ve missed it. Can you please say that again?”

In a not-so-innocent manner, you batted your eyelashes at the man, which was only met with a blank expression on the verge of breaking. He would’ve probably replied with something along the lines of, ‘bitch, are you deaf?’ Alas, the benevolent Sukuna himself decided to let you have this one — just this once.

‘Ahem!’ he cleared his throat to make sure you got his message this time around. “A cumulus pales in comparison to your beauty, little one.”

Rubbing tiny circles into your cheek, his gaze remained fixated on the two stupid clouds that set this whole absurd scene in motion. Silence befalls the conversation for a moment, your ears in disbelief at his words. Adding anything else would’ve probably single-handedly undone the atmosphere you worked so hard on creating, so you silently took this win… even if only for a few seconds.

“You totally have a crush on me, don’t you?”

“Need I file for divorce so you’ll quit spewing nonsense all the time?”

“Ooh so you’re in love! Even better~”

#✰ bestsorcereralive is online #divider by v6que #ryomen sukuna fluff #probably a sprinkle of crack in here actually #sukuna fluff #ryomen sukuna #sukuna ryoumen x you #jujutsu kaisen #sukuna ryoumen x reader #reader x sukuna #sukuna x you #sukuna x reader #talk to me nice 𐙚🧸ྀི

[popquizhot-shot]

Hello! You wanted ideas? I have a random.thought I'd like to share! Oh I am a writer myself, so bear with me here!

Imagine that after the with shishitoren, you go to check Ume's bite. Because you know, bites can get infected awfully easily.

After checking, it seems fine. Just like Ume promised it was.

So you say " Hm, well.. from all have seen, it seems like you will have a very interesting hicky."

Which makes Ume slightly concerned:

" Yeah it's not that- wait what? That you had seen?"

You giggle and confirm. The boy freaks out:

" Y/N, seriously, what do YOU know about hickys??"

To which you smile at him before walking away:

" What I know indeed~"

That makes him flush red. Worried sick and slightly jealous by what that means.

But the thing is, you were used on trying to hide your friend's hicky. So you have seen a few.

Alas Ume wondered what you meant. Kotoha had to reassure him you were just messing with him.

Once alone, he wondered what it would be like to give you hicky. Which made him blush a lot and he started to scold himself to have such thoughts and tried to forget that idea.

But the image of a mark on you looked pretty good on his head.

Thank you for reading!

OOOOOHOO THIS IS SO YUMMY

imagine the conflicting feelings Ume would have 😭

“Ume?” he hums in reply, eyes still glued to your face as you stand between his legs and scan him for more injuries, “Move your neck a little, lemme see the bite.”

He tilts his head to the right, just a bit. Though he’s told you he’s fine, you always like to check, to make sure it’s up to your standard of fine.

You’re so..cute. He wants to bite you up. “That tickles!” he whines as your fingers splay on his nape as you unwrap the bandage to change it.

“Woah!” you exclaim with a chuckle, leaning down to look at it,. You’re so close to his face, his cheeks rings with the lightest shade of red, “That’s going to heal and look like someone gave you a huge hickey! The boy are going to have a field day teasing you.”

His blush darkens at your teasing words, “W-what?” he chuckles, “How’d you know what a hickey looks like?” he teases.

You just smile and wink at him teasingly and if it was any other situation he’d have taken your wrist and pulled you to him and kissed the daylight’s out of you but now he’s-

What is he feeling?

It’s not something he feels very often, there’s nothing for him to be feeling this way over.

“Is my boy jealous?” you croon from above him, your hands slowly making their way to the back of his neck and playing with the strands there, each stroke making him more pliant in your hands, his head tilts up seemingly of its own accord.

You’re so unbelievably adorable. He’s never adored someone this way, and his blood runs cold when he thinks that someone else got to love you before he did. That maybe your hands played with their hair and you kissed them when they were tired too.

“Me? Jealous? Please.” he scoffs, looking away, desperately trying to calm his nerves. You huff out a laugh and step back from the circle of his legs, taking the first aid kit back to the storage on the terrace.

With your back turned, you don’t see your boyfriend whip his phone out and hurriedly text someone like a mad man.

“Hello my sweet younger sister i know you and my girlfriend are close did she date anyone before me? haha :DD”

“….Uhh.”

“DONT BE MEAN.”

“She hasn’t been this serious with anyone.”

“Rlly???”

“Yes, you big BABY. I’m busy! Tell the boys to come over later, and you bring my friend with you, i’ve missed her.”

“You’re telling me to come over? AWWWWW MY SWEET SISTER🥹🥹”

“i take it back, STAY THERE.”

“🥺🥺🥺”

“BYE.”

Your hands wind around his neck from behind and you smooch his cheek, he closes his eyes in glee and leans to smother your face in little pecks that have you giggling and him pulling you into his arms again.

After a few moments of silence, he speaks, “I lied. I was jealous.”

You snort, “Knew it.” He shoved you a little and you laugh.

“So.. was your boyfriend better than me?” he raises his eyebrow teasingly.

“For the record,” you meet his eyes, “You’re my first serious boyfriend, and the only one i’ve ever kissed, so you don’t have to be that jealous. And I know so much about hickeys because i had to help my friend hide them many times for school.”

He heaves out a sigh, “Ah I see.”

“You baby.”

“I’m your baby.” he sing songs and your face flushes.

He has direct access to your neck in the position he has you in, and he gets the urge to shove his face into its crook and kiss you there. Maybe even leave a mark of his own, maybe leave a few of them. So anyone who saw you would know that you were all his and that they couldn’t have you. He’d be quick about it too, just a kiss and a nip and a soothing kiss again-

“Hey, you with me?” your voice drags him out his thoughts and he blushes, looking up in an attempt to hide his face from you. He feels a little ashamed to have thoughts like this, if you ever found out, you’d be so creeped out, he’s sure of it. He should just come clean and apologise.

But then he feels a light kiss on the column of his neck, right below his ear and his eyes roll back.

He’s the strongest guy in Furin. He leads a gang who is feared among others. He’s a force to be reckoned with.

But right now, he’s weak. You let him be weak and he’s never been more at peace.

#hajime umemiya x reader #hajime umemiya #wind breaker x reader #wind breaker #umemiya hajime x reader #umemiya hajime

[bandzboy]

never forgetting my roots (being a joshushushu)

#i'll never get used to typing that 😭 #but alas...... always in love with that man #my husband of four years............. joshua hong ily mwah #tris.txt

[welcometogrouchland]

Disgustingly messy and crusty sketch dump but I couldn't get my own terrible theory out of my head and ended up making a bunch of sketches about it. Also at the end a bonus dickbats and Damian doodle bc I was reading an issue of their Batman and Robin run (IDs in Alt)

#dc comics #dc #batfamily #batman #damian wayne #stephanie brown #tim drake #dick grayson #cassandra cain #duke thomas #anyway. zdarsky run sure is something huh? #its still so funny to me that half of 148 was leaked a few days before like someone has it OUT for that book over at bleeding cool ig #i don't necessarily think this theory will come true I'm just imagining how stupid it would be if it did #I'm not super happy with the dialogue in the cass+duke+dick comic but i felt my og dialogue might've read too fanon #mainly just bc cass' last sentence was originally shorter/just ellipses and duke said smthin like ''wait? villain arc?'' #which you could easily find in wayne family adventures. even tho it would've been appropriate for this situation 😭 #now the dialogue just sounds kind of generic (esp cass') and it's BOTHERING ME AUGHH. this is the comic book fandom panopticon /j #anyway Bruce is in the retirement home in this scenario /j #me n my friends were talking over discord and came up w the cursed scenario that jason is tims robin in this (apart of the 'redemption' arc #-that he's been nail gunned with in this run. god this run is so weird when it comes to jason. like it doesn't outright dislike him- #-like it clearly does damian and (more obviously) cass steph and duke) but the tone of everything w jason is still bizarre #god. anyway yeah i didn't draw him but please picture grown man tank Jason in the robin undies (ala tt 03 but dare i say better) #also the dick being silly sketch was bc the issue i was reading had damian refer to dick as 'jolly' #specifically like ''unreasonably jolly'' or something like that (god i love when ppl find dicks cheerfulness deeply unsettling hehehe) #and i thought it was so funny. bc damian met dick when we has going through his ''bruce is dead'' depression- #-and STILL thought that dick was extremely unserious. he sees happy dick and is like ''what is wrong w you. genuinely'' #but at the same time he loves it #i need to stop reading their batman and robin run so scatteredly (or i can just reread nightwing must die...always a possibility) #anyway yeah 👍 bad sketches be upon you #mine

[barbietoiles]

You know what i like about phil ships. He is just soooooo obsessed with the other person.

Pissa = old man crying over seeing skull. Old man sobbing over missa mention. Old man excitedly running towards husband when he shows up, then proceeds to declare his love at the end of every sentence. "kiss me right now, on the lips" 👈 LOVESICK WET BIRD

Codebreakers = have you seen how much he brings etoiles up. Every chance he gets hes babbling on about how cool and capable etoiles is. When they meet, ANY chance he gets to interact with him he WILL. Spots a pixel of etoiles in a crowd must approach must call him the goat. Theyre both so enthuasiastic about praise, they simply keep stacking compliments. Phil just wants to play around and have a praise battle in a loop forever

Fitza = to be fair fit is instigating things more but they just keep piling weird and genuine compliments higher and higher. Every chance at praising fit he gets, he takes it. Every chance at showing off to fit, he takes it. Fit showing off to him he loves and vocalises this love in peculiar ways. Whatever fit says phil is nodding along to. So true bestie.

Philhalo = Another guy he talks about often when capable and cool people are brought up in conversation. Phil respects badboy but he also wants to antagonise him sooooo bad. He sees badboy he NEEDS to punch him. One manditory swear word drop per interaction BUT after that he will respect the language policy (as best he can, he is very bad at it). I need them together more i need phil trying so hard not to swear and also praising badboy and also being a bastard about it.

#qsmp philza #phil is simple bird man he wants to give gift play around and spend time with those he loves #pissa #codebreakers #fitza #philhalo #if anyone else ships phil and bbh please let me know i want more insanity in my little pot 👍 #text bits #i think i shohld do a deeper analysis sonetime. but alas my thought process is limited by my poor level of language </3 #i can always TRY

[icewindandboringhorror]

I thought that these inner sections of a pomelo peel thing kind of looked like flower petals with their coloring, so I left them out to dry for a few days, and then glued some of them together to make little "flowers" to hang in my window.

#crafts #I like the see-through ness of them and the color gradient. And pomelos are one of the foods to me that are very fun to disassemble #(like how I enjoy peeling carrots. or cutting cabbage. etc.) I don't actually eat citrus that much but some of the people I know #and live with do. so I'll always volunteer to cut stuff up or peel fruits if I'm over at someone's house or etc #I am.. the Food Prepper .. lol.. I could never be a chef due to the stress and the Hot of a kitchen and me being so heat sensitive #but in a broader sense I love doing little menial tasks like that. especially if there's some element of like 'try and get the sections all #cut as evenly and neatly as possible'.. sitting there like ..ouuu.. a challenge.. i will cut this onion into the thinnest slices known to #man.. this is now my quest and my destiny... etc. gjhbhj #ANYWAY... though I originally wanted to kind of sew them together with string so there wasn't glue visible or anything #I ended up having to glue them for them to hold their positions properly #So it looks weird because they're so trasnparent that you can kind of see the glue lines at some angles... but alas #still nice when the light shines through them

[garciamorales]

Only Oscar Isaac as Leto Atreides could pull me back from my slumber onto this hellhole nearly a year after I last posted… the power of Leto still controls me clearly 😵‍💫 Also seeing Dune again in the cinema gave me whiplash so hard I am SO READY for part two tomorrow I’m SCREAMING

#I had tickets for the midnight screening of dune part two right after the showing of part one but I was too tired #Also I’ve been gone so long cause I’m always too busy working but it’s what I’ve always wanted to do so I’m very happy where I am #I mean I’ve seen some things but alas love my job #back to Leto #Leto Atreides makes me tingle #that man could make me do anything literally anything im begging #duke leto atreides #leto atreides #dune 2021 #dune 2024 #dune part two #oscar isaac

[jackwolfes]

Hii<33 will you tease us with hints of your current projects?

hello! 👀 due to a number of things happening off-screen for me i would say that i'm currently in "fucking around" mode without a huge number of actual tangible projects going on? like im doing a lot of "open new doc > write down vague idea > add 1,000 odd words > don't finish the project" which. doesn't feel great. but hey ho.

the biggest thing is that i'm doing a merlin big bang and am trying to wrap up the details of that project because i've committed now, except i can't give any details about because it all needs to stay anonymous 😅 either way that'll be out in like, august!

yeah in terms of other fandoms that i have written more stuff more in the past im just sorta,,,, languishing i guess??? like i'm still writing but it's really hard to be excited about WIPs and tell people & have them get excited and then just never finishing anything 🤷

#like i dunno man i was trying to finish so many big projects in full before sharing but it just kind of meant nothing got finished #& that got disheartening ngl #youd think 20+ years of adhd would have gotten me used to that feeling but alas #sorry this got morose lmfao #anyway i'd love to write FOR something again because thats always gratifying & i could do with a structure #asks #anon #to be clear: i do want to talk about my WIPs and i really appreciate you asking! because i'm very excited that you want to hear about them! #today is just not the right day for it & i will maybe have to get back to you in like. 3-5 business days. #quite honestly i think that i need to write a bunch of short shit that is entirely self indulgent and rough around the edges #to get back on whatever the fuck feral energy i had at the start of 2021 #this will also likely manifest in me randomly posting the first chapters of various multichaps

[jrueships]

Never saw how sexy lou dort was until you drew him like that. Now I want him pregnant. I blame you.

iT AiNT MUCH BUT IT'S AN ONEST WORK, ANON 🫡‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

#i have loved lulu for a Long time #but back then the okc were lowkey losers except for shai who always seemed pretty to ppl #but never pretty enough to actually explore his character #so i had to horde my demons until i could find more fans of them #listen. when i say i like men built like a fridge #i am NAWT!!!! talking abt slightly muscular men #i WILL be drawing stretchmarks and hip rolls. #i WILL NOT BE STOPPED ‼️‼️‼️ #esp when theyre so sexc like sorry lu but u so fuckin fine #i have to share u wirh the entire world. it would be a disservice im srry #my art rlly did nothing tbh #without the muse... there is no man (slang for humanity intent) #imagine if i could actually draw #imagine my power #... imagine my rage rn #we could be so strong if i could only have the patience to clean up my shit and also not be scared of bayjayjays n peens #BUT ALAS #in frness tho omg... thank u.. i love putting ppl onto things #mainly cus of ego LOL but it's genuinely exciting to hear just one person say 'this is so cool' to me abt x niche thing #i appreciate all u guys no matter the army size #we are mighty !!!!! #we want to get men pregnant!!!!! HOORAH!!!!

[anglerflsh]

this is absolutely insane we have a haircut appointment on the same day omg

best of luck with yours then. get slay

#anonymous #[.asks] #I'm getting it short again. well short-ish? kind of #it depends. alas I can't be a man with long hair im very bad at taking care of my hair in the first place #cant really keep it long if I always forget to dry it and then it looks weird. you know? #that and damn id love to Pass More Reliably #this all being said I'm also incredibly undecisive ssssso. we'll see in two weeks time

[bookwyrminspiration]

including proper citations where you're not "supposed" to is the funniest fucking thing in the world to me. i just sent an email to my instructor quoting and citing said instructor with a works cited section

#shitpost #it was me arguing that I shouldn't have to go to tutoring for this paper due tomorrow #it's part of the paper requirements but she said we could send an email arguing why we shouldn't have to #and MAN i hope she excuses me because #i was planning to write the whole thing this afternoon and tomorrow #and if I have to come back to campus. just to go visit tutoring for a few minor pointers #i'm going to be miffed #i asked her how many points i'd lose if I just didn't do it #and she was like...i don't know...I didn't think that far ahead...i didn't think anyone wouldn't do it since it's a requirement.... #like. love her but also. have you MET college students??? #we will skip things sometimes #anyway. she came up with a number and it's not...bad? but it's not great either #so. i'd really just rather be excused #this is what I get for writing my essays last minute. alas #i always do pretty well either way!! so

[worri-wort]

Dude, I'm never gonna get over how my art can affect other people in such a positive way. If I could live by just making art for friends and projects and silly little jokes, I would.

Either way, take this asa friendly reminder to tell artists that you love their work. Even if it feels silly, even if you're sure they've heard it 100 times, seeing people happy bc of art we create really does mean the most.

#this is about finnie and her unwavering love for the stuff i draw and honestly its so warming an empowering #and for my irl friends who have always been so honest and loving to me and my art #fuck man i wanna keep creating and actually fucking posting #but alas uni beckons #oh shit bettee not forget the amazing people in finnie's serve who love my art altho i rarely talk hehe

[blitz0hno]

I don't want to get off my phone I don't want to stay on my phone I don't want to pump gas I don't want to do deliveries I don't want to get ready for bed I don't want to write anything of substance I don't want to create I don't want to not create I don't want to be here I don't want to go anywhere I don't want to move I don't want to stay still my brain and body seem to simply want to sit here and Yearn

#is this like a shutdown i think we're having a shutdown #cuz like #we're not experiencing the pain of the overwhelm #but that's because we're dissociating really bad #like am i blitz are we blurry have we been in this parking lot for hours #why can't i just do anything but type #we're just sitting here numb and unmotivated #vent #i guess #tagging in case as always #idk man #“get a hobby” we have several #“get a life” we have. one but we have to share #“get a job” 2 jobs going on possibly 3 next month ok im starting to understand #we are indeed having to face a future and have no solid Plans yet #i thought getting our biggest worry out of the way now that my cat is w a trusted friend would help #but everything else is at the Forefront of our mind now whoops!! #ironically it would be better if we just. cane up w a plan #but noooo sensory overload from our own fucking chatter #allllll dayyyyyy #fuckkkkk #we're probably gonna go to bed lol i can try again tomorrow #we're ok just. we “shouldn't be” if that makes sense lol #if we're going to be a wreck i wish i could at least provess it #like it's worse than emotional denial i straight-up don't have access to said emotions rn #“don't underestimate my capacity to not wanna” type shit sjfhhshsh #oh also we need to eat dude come on #dont want to do that either but alas we need nutrients to live #at least we like living! #usually lmao also i did it (apparently) i reached 30 tags. thank u tumblr i love yapping

[no1ryomafan]

Constantly think about the coolest cyborg society concept I ever seen was the idea of it being in a setting where robots with sentience had been pre-established for CENTURIES and had many wars against humanity but the two finally settled their differences by humanity deciding cybernetics needed to be a mandated law. Every single human needs to be one or else you’re deemed a criminal. Doomed to die if you are against the system. How you can’t oppose the inventible fate of humans and robots merging into one despite how it was forced. Despise how humanity is truly losing what made them humans and aren’t truly equal to the robots-

Then I remembered where this concept is from and starts sobbing how it’s not only not as fleshed out in the series itself it’s from but its “the nichest series within a already obscure franchise” because if Gods exist they really fucking hate what I choose to obsess over.

#meg text #mega man zx #rockman zx #I CAN NEVER. NOT THINK ABOUT THIS LORE. CAUSE WHAT THE FUCK #ITS SO GOOD AND UNIQUE YET THEY NEVER ACKNOWLEDGE IT IN GAME #THE WORLD BUILDING POTENTIAL IS OFF THE CHARTS #granted I love ZX as a game too and I think the plot as is still fine but m a n #I know it didn’t get developed because the yearly cycle fucked over a lot of things #but I wish we got a remake of this series even if Capcom only gonna pour that into their money makers #just imagine telling someone in the robot timeline mega man goes from like- #two old friends form a rivalry about robotics to **this lead to humanity and machines becoming one** #legends is mainly to thank for this even if it’s so weird to place in the timeline but ZX will always tickle my brain more #just because it’s FORCED equality like what the fuck #this saids a lot about fictional society #would’ve loved to see legends and ZX finally bridge the gap but alas that’s never fucking happening #gotta cope with doing fanfics and I’m doing it in the weirdest way possible

[tattoobird]

@lovablenatsume requested their squid kid. I had a blast working on this one haha

#Art Requests #Art Requests 2023 #Because technically I should have finished these last year but alas #*Insert “bet you thought you'd seen the last of me” meme* #Anyway! I took a few creative liberties #Hope that's okay #I also put two versions #because that background is making me question it #As always please for the love of pie click for quality #Sorry for the delay yada yada yada I'm going back to my cave now #For the last two people still waiting keep on keeping on #I'm working on it but man #The end of the year decided to torment me and this new year hasn't been off to the greatest start #REGARDLESS #I WILL GET TO YOU I PROMISE #Till next time

[graciousdragon]

i need to draw showtime but colorpicked from the mcr bullets album cover

#rys.txt #i may just do this #i think it would look pretty rad actually #my hyperfixations always gotta bleed together and create the weirdest shit man #it's dawning on me just how many mcr songs fit with glitching fates characters. ESPECIALLY showtime and glamrock #i really gotta elaborate on these guys man i can't keep all this story inside my head. but alas i am shit at putting my thoughts into words #just know that i continue to be not normal about them <3 light and love y'all #dawko