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monster-teef · 2 years

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still thinkin about the vampire pred scenario I'm poking at writing..... uh.... lazy vampire pred and human (? or maybe some other creature?) partner

the human usually tricks and lures other unwitting humans in for their vampire partner to drain, human is kind of a sadistic prick but is very tender with their partner. n likes making the vampire all happy and warm and full and affectionate

idk. I do have a soft spot for all the horror and fear and spiciness that goes into vampires feeding and the traditional draining-victims-of-blood scenarios of course but can dip into something more vore-ish, soft and/or hard

the partner devising a method of catching and shrinking human victims (what? how? is that realistic? no the whole scenario is a vehicle for gratuitous vore, leave me alone lmao), realising that if draining a victim of blood and life force gives the vampire so much pleasure and nourishment, then being able to swallow and make use of multiple Whole People might be even better

the vampire can just stuff himself full of prey and digest them for all their life force in one hit. much, much more satisfying and rewarding meal. and the human partner gets off on seeing the little victims struggle and plead as the vampire just lazily gulps them down and likes to rub the vampire's belly and listen to the screams

n you already know I'm a sucker for sharp fangs on a pred too of course

lots of good soft vore n fearplay potential, with an indifferent casual/happy pred and a cruel uncaring..... observer....? but also because it's vampires there's some VERY delicious potential for hard vore stuff too with like

the vampire enjoying the sensation of swallowing live prey and feeling his stomach squeeze and churn around them, all those struggles and kicks just massaging him and relaxing him, but REALLY struggling at times not to just bite down on them and crunch them up between his teeth because he's so excited by their blood and he wants to taste it and enjoy that too

can be a mix of all the good stuff tbh

the partner dangling shrunken, desperate humans over the vampire's open mouth, dropping them straight into his gullet and letting him gulp them down whole..... the vampire shoving handfuls of tiny humans into his salivating maw and just crushing them between his teeth and moaning at the delicious flavour..... the vampire maybe even biting his human partner for a drink to wash down the rest of his prey

also vampire hypnotism?? I always love the idea of a giant vampire pred just hypnotising a bunch of people to just feed themselves to him or feed each other to him. peak laziness. easiest job in the world. just opening wide and letting his food wander straight into his mouth. mmm

yeah the story is just an excuse for all my favourite stuff rolled into one, very dumb and self-indulgent. fangs! soft vore! hard vore! blood drinking! bite kink! and the lovely juxtaposition of the shrunken human victims in absolute terror as they're toyed with and gobbled up vs the two partners just being so snuggly and affectionate and cheery with each other and having such a nice time

(also I imagine the human partner just sneaking one of the tiny humans to swallow themself right at the end just to see what all the fuss is about, and finding the sensation of fluttering panicked movement in their belly so peculiar fjdksljd. the vampire just being like "hey that was mine :(". and the vampire and the human curling up together all snuggly and warm to sleep and digest together. vampire purring and full and relaxed and the human continually poking at their stomach because they're so amused by the feeling of live prey)

anyway who is the target audience for this?? maybe just me?? am I going to write it anyway?? maybe?? maybe........

#i did already post that little excerpt....... hmmmmm #again i ask: what is the plot?#the plot is vore. that is the plot #it is all just a vehicle for noms #soft vore #hard vore #fatal vore #unwilling prey #vampire pred #v.ore #v/ore #vampire vore #v0re #roads original #oc: campbell #oc: rue

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legacysam · 2 years

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Okay so I watched season 3 of Two Sentence Horror Stories (because that was the season netflix started me with? weird but okay). Mixed quality as one might expect from an anthology show, but I took some notes in case anybody wants to know which ones are worth watching (content warnings under the cut):

Crush: meh, I don't know if I'd call this horror exactly. twenty minutes of two aging sisters being cruel to each other, bit of a twist at the end but not really worth watching for it, imo.

Plant Life: okay I loved this one. maybe if you didn't want to be [spoiler] by a houseplant you should have been a more attentive boyfriend! black mirror vibes. 🌈

Toxic: not bad. starts off being about teenage boys who are too into pranks and being mean to each other, which does not interest me, but it gets better when very bad things start happening. Better in the sense of more fun to watch, not better for the boys lmao.

Teatime: creepy child, creepy dolls, 10/10 very good take on a classic (also includes one of my favorite horror tropes but shh spoilers)

Teeth: 🌈

The Killer Inside: more of a thriller with some supernatural flavor. pretty good if you enjoy the whole "people doing horrific things out of love" trope, otherwise skippable.

Patel Motel Cartel: this entire episode happens because of Families Keeping Secrets For No Good Reason, which is one of my least favorite tropes. it also feels kind of like a clunky pilot for a kids/young teens show, which sucks because the worldbuilding concept it sets up toward the end is pretty fun.

Erased: this one has a really great premise (the erasure of native Hawaiians by white colonists/developers as a literal supernatural threat), but the execution of the supernatural elements is pretty rough. I feel like the concept could be a whole movie on its own with tighter writing.

Heirloom: Get Out meets Haunting in Connecticut 2, ie. the real horror is racism and the ghosts are a reminder that it's not over. good concept, a bit predictable, but this was DEFINITELY a movie pitch that got cut down to just the most dramatic moments to fit the 20 min format. I love that it takes place in the northwest and references racial history outside of the south, it's just a shame it didn't have time to deal with uh. any of it, really.

Homecoming: Mmm love some horror about families and generational trauma, especially with themes of storytelling and truth/memory. *chef kiss* delicious.

Content warnings (aside from general "this is horror, there is violence and there are creepy things and jump scares and stuff"):

Crush: violent animal death and remains, cancer mention, elder abuse

Plant Life: body horror (being turned into a plant)

Toxic: typical zombie horror

Teatime: body horror (being turned into a doll)

Teeth: brief flash of an animal getting hit by a car, intimate partner violence (woman puts a chokehold on her gf so she'll be unconscious and not see the fighting that happens next), blood/gore, mostly after-the-fact due to the aforementioned gf being unconscious for most of the action. Honestly the choking thing feels weirdly extreme and gets glossed over a bit too easily for my taste.

The Killer Inside: terminal illness, kidnapping/imprisonment, medical abuse/malpractice, nonconsensual surgery, blood

Patel Motel Cartel: none really. general jumpscares, bad guy that cocoons victims if that freaks you out.

Erased: body horror (disappearing limbs/features), family members vanishing, predatory developers trying to coerce native Hawaiians into selling their land.

Heirloom: a missing child, ghosts, a little gore, racism.

Homecoming: adult sons come home because their father is dying, and one of them remembers him as abusive while the others don't, so there's some gaslighty stuff here plus parent death. monster horror, references to drug addiction.

#horror

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nikrangdan · 3 years

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enhypen x short!reader

pairing: enhypen x short!reader

genre: fluff, comedy

description: how enhypen would react to a short reader!!! this was requested btw i hope u guys like 😁 ive written separate headcanons for sunghoon and jay before but i wrote more here anyways 😏 THERES A COUPLE CUSS WORDS IN HERE

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HEESEUNG:

okay lets get this straight

hes literally the tallest member in enha

and then ur the shortest in ur friend group

POWER COUPLE ⁉️⁉️⁉️

im literally crying bc when u guys are standing facing each other heeseung is just looking straight over ur head LIKE UR NOT EVEN IN HIS LINE OF SIGHT

and THIS is why he always has his arm around ur shoulder or he makes sure ur holding onto his arm or smthn

HE WANTS U TO BE WITH HIM AT ALL TIMES BC SOMETIMES HE CANT SEE U☹️☹️☹️

and when hes practicing he likes to bring u up to dance with him

like he holds ur hands and u just try to 💃🏻🕺🏻💃🏻 with justin bieber playing in the background

“i cant dance heeseung u know this” u stare up at him

“i know just vibe to the music~”

he finds it hilarious so hes giggling the whole time u two do a little jiggy

AND THEN HE GETS ALL SOFT AND TURNS U AROUND TO BACKHUG U AND FACE THE MIRRORS and he watches u guys sway back and forth slowly to the music

he loves the height difference and hes always looking at it in mirrors

JAY:

*takes a deep breath* ... JAYYYYYY‼️‼️

he probably mentioned how short u are a couple times when you first met but i dont think he would be the type to constantly point out ur height and tease u or smthn

BUT!!!!! he loves it

alot of clothes you like are often too big for you and hes like

I Am Here To Rescue You From Distress, My Love

Ur so thankful for him!!!

he loves finding clothes for you

shirts arent a big problem its mostly the pants

AND HE LIKES BUYING U PLATFORM SHOES

he says “u look so good”

Jay ur superman 🔥

idk he just thinks ur so cute

he likes to stare at u like 🥰🥰☺️☺️

❤️_❤️

Jay has such big heart eyes for u AAAAAA

when u two are in the kitchen u arent able to reach the high cupboards

SO HE BOUGHT U A HELLO KITTY STOOL

one time he stood on it and was like “y/n look”

you literally almost broke your neck trying to see him because HE WAS SO HIGH IN THE AIR

so high u were like “u got enough oxygen up there⁉️⁉️”

and then he said “u look like an ant” and he started dying at his own joke

But he never pulled that stool stunt again bc u attacked him viciously🤗🤗🤗

JAKE:

Wait im crying already

everytime i write about jake i have to take a break

hes literally too much for my heart

Okay

HE GIGGLE.....

he GIGGLE!!!!!!!

HE GIGGLES AT EVERYTHING U DO

Hes so obsessed with u its not even funny

he probably loves u more than u love him AND HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE BC HES JAKE SIM

His favorite thing ever is when sit in between his legs and ur back against his chest yknow

when u guys watch movies he feeds u popcorn like that

IM GONNA SAY THIS FOR ALOT OF THEM BUT

Head Pats!!!!!

He pats ur head alot or ruffles ur hair alot

and hes just so gentle with u

Ur like his little baby >_<

HIS BIG JACKETS WAIT

Jakes big fluffy bulky jackets

he wants u to wear them

and he

he zips them up all the way and puts the hoodie over ur head

and he just dies of laughter

Ur standing there like 🧍🏻‍♂️

“its getting hot in here jake”

you tried to flick the hood off but the chunky sleeve mixed with ur short arm was not a good combination so you couldnt even raise your arm

That made jake lose it and he just fell to the floor in tears😭

but seeing him so happy made u 🥰☺️ kinda so its okay

SUNGHOON:

Hello hand holder

i say this whenever write for hoon

but this guy🤝🤝🤝

Get those hands ready yall

mmm okay

he probably calls u shorty whenever he teases u

Rude ass 🙄

ur like “😐” and hes like

“im sorry” *attacks u in a very messy and unmannered hug to the point where u fall back onto the couch and almost break ur leg*

i bet he holds stuff up in the air so u have to jump up and attempt to get it😭 so evil

but he doesnt like seeing u suffer for too long so he gives it to u after like 5 seconds 😁

he teases u alot but when ur out in public hes like Bodyguard Hoon

Hes not letting anything happen to u!!!!

once again HES HOLDING UR HAND AT ALL TIMES

one thing he says he doesnt like but we all know hes lying is when u like to jump on his back and force him to give u a piggyback ride

he just accepts it

one time u fell asleep on his back and he was like

“uh y/n”

silence

yeah he eventually plopped u on the couch which woke u up

SUNOO:

Sunoo thinks ur so adorable 💧_💧

like u two could just be sitting next to eachother watching something

and u have ur legs pulled up to ur chest and ur arms wrapped around them with ur chin on ur knees

you hear him giggling to himself

u look over like ......🤨 “what”

“nothing y/n *giggles again* ur just so cute”

ur like Staaaaawwp and u push his shoulder

and then he pushes u back

AND THEN U START FIGHTING

Play fighting ****

u guys laugh so much 😭😭

sunoo likes to talk about you alot

to everyone

literally everyone

to the boys: “omg y/n fell trying to reach the garlic LMAO”

to his mom: “y/n went up to this guy thinking it was me and pushed him it was so funny”

to his instagram: “how did y/n fit through my neighbors doggy door and why”

PLEASE when u two have arguments for fun

u go jump on the couch so u can be taller than him

and u just stare at eachother before bursting out into laughter

he loves to show u off aaaa “heres y/n” ☺️☺️☺️☺️

JUNGWON:

EXPECT TEASING AT LEAST ONCE A DAY

Please i think id cry if i was friends with jungwon (AND NI-KI)

he play too much 😫 he actually has no chill

“can u reach this y/n? or should i carry you *evil laugh*”

but besides from the teasing he adores u so much

and theres some things you arent able to do

But hes so happy to do it for you!!! he loves feeling like hes doing smthn for u

He always has this proud dad look on his face whenever u literally do ANYTHING

u could literally pick a twig off the ground and jungwon would go 😊 thats my y/n

he likes to massage ur legs when ur just chilling on ur bed or smthn

hes got one hand massaging ur legs and his other hand massaging his own legs

“i’ll make us grow taller y/n!”

“what??? you don’t need to be taller jungwon, i do!!” u snatch the hand hes using to massage his own leg and plant it right back on ur own legs

he starts laughing really hard and u think ur the president of comedy now 🔥🔥

he likes feeling tall when hes with u

but he also likes being babied 🙁🙁

Plz give him head kisses and cheek pinches

NI-KI:

This kid is literally a titan

and hes crazy

picks u up BRIDAL STYLE and starts running around the room like an animal

like WHAT ???????

he says its because you’re the only THING around and he needs the exercise

and this kid is a teaser too😫😫

“y/n can you hand me the cereal up there? oh wait you cant”

you turn around like What the hell did u just say...

yeah he got a smacking that day

NO BUT SOMETIMES HE BE TAKING THE JOKES TOO FAR AND RIGHT AFTER HE SAYS IT HES LIKE

“im just kidding i didnt mean it”

Anyways

ni-ki is also very sweet

he offers piggyback rides and makes u little gifts

one time u got a cramp from being on ur tippy toes too long

he was laughing at first but then he saw ur eyes welling up with tears and he ran to u really fast 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

ALSO WHEN U HOLD HANDS you both always stare bc THE SIZE DIFFERENCE PLLLZZZSSMMMNXX

heres an analogy

ni-ki hands : whale :: y/n hands : seahorse

LITERALLY U CANT EVEN SEE UR HANDS ANYMORE

they just vanish into thin air and u guys think its peak comedy

“whered ur hand go y/n 💀”

#enhypenwriters #enhypen imagines #enhypen headcanons #heeseung imagines #enhypen #sunghoon imagines #jake imagines #jungwon imagines #sunoo imagines #ni ki imagines #enhypen reactions #jay imagines #enhypen scenarios #enhypen x reader #enhypen fluff #enhypen drabbles

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kinetic-elaboration · 3 years

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April 25: 2x16 The Gamesters of Triskelion

Finally watched some more Star Trek. I feel like it’s been forever...

Today’s ep is The Gamesters of Triskelion, which is... okay. It’s not terrible but I think its best aspects are the most familiar: the type of alien, the moral values at play; and its weakest are its most unique.

I think Spock likes it when Kirk says “mind the store.” What a folksy human thing to say!

Plus now that he’s Captain he gets to sit in the chair.

This conversation between Spock and Scotty is hilarious. “I’m assuming you mean they disappeared in an unusual way??” “Uh, yeah?? Do you think I’m dumb?”

This alien looks like Lady Gaga c. 2010

Kirk is being very Dramatic today.

Come on, Spock, gotta get your man.

You know Spock is worried when he mentions hope. That is, as McCoy says, a human emotion.

“Collars of obedience.” Kinky.

Stylish pink jail.

I’m really feeling this Spock and Bones interaction today. That’s a great eyebrow lift.

If the random alien is leaving, Uhura must have been his ass down.

“Nourishment interval.” We need to bring this into our modern vocabulary.

Not one, but TWO ladies in command gold today (one at Communications, and one at Spock’s station).

Wild aquatic fowl.

I feel like this episode is another example of a writer putting her alien sex fantasy on television. Like, a hardcore alien sex fantasy. The obedience collars, the training harness, the whipping, the weird flirtation between Chekov and his “training thrall”--herself a very androgynous alien, just to throw some gender play in there.

Kirk turning up the charm again. I missed Charming!Kirk. I mean, picking up a silver platter to use as a mirror and saying “That’s beautiful”? This man has no shame.

I feel like this episode shows how Spock’s logic is actually a very effective life strategy. He’s facing a very mysterious situation with high stakes--literally his best friend/soulmate/captain lost, plus two more crewmen--but he isn’t defeatist like McCoy or defensive like Scotty. He just follows the evidence, even when the evidence seems wild. And he was right.

Detective Kirk time!

“Are they computers?” He’s hoping so, since he’s very good at defeating computerized enemies.

Could it be instead another example of aliens who have transcended their physical bodies?

He is really laying the charm offensive on thick here.

I get how people have vague memories of TOS and remember Kirk as slutty, because certainly there are lots of shots of him kissing ladies, but like... 90% of the time he's using charm as a weapon, like he doesn't like Lady Gaga, he just wants to get off this planet.

“Love, for one thing.” Time for Kirk to be a Romantic Nerd again. He sure does love love!!

See imo just as it’s ridiculous for him to limit love to being one of the most important things on Earth, since he barely even spends any time on Earth and his general thesis is about what all intelligent creatures can care about besides their basic needs being met by “Providers,” I think it’s silly to limit love to being between men and women. And just as he’s kinda lying about the Earth thing, I think he’s lying about the heterosexual thing.

People in love “live together, help each other, make each other happy.” I love his definitions of love!! Like with Edith, he center helping each other in the definition.

McCoy and Scotty think they can take on Spock lmao. The Captain’s life is at stake; he’s not fooling around. And he’s right too so y’all can shush!!

Honestly, that leaning down to talk quietly to them--I know it’s because he doesn’t want to say the word “mutiny” too loud where other people can hear him, but it really reads like he’s mocking them.

Shauhna is harassed at work.

Spock’s like ‘screw a landing party, I will retrieve my space husband by myself... and I guess McCoy can come too.’

McCoy’s voice was the one Kirk heard but he still calls out to Spock.

Mmm, yes, disembodied alien brains.

I like the painted background behind them, too. Which is apparently stolen from Devil in the Dark. S2 needs more painted backgrounds.

“You think YOU’RE competitive? A race that does nothing but gamble? Well you’ve never met humans lol.”

Since when has Kirk ever competed for a woman? Hardly a competition when he always wins.

“Fresh thrall” something so... ugh about that phrase.

Ah, yes, an Andorian.

I’m starting to feel like this is Spock’s Pre-Reform Vulcan Sex Fantasy.

I feel like Shauhna will eventually become the leader of the Triskellion people. My mom thinks it would be cool for Kirk to meet her again in the future. I feel like there’s a fanfic in there somewhere...

“I didn’t lie, I just...lied.”

Honestly, don’t bother leaving everything to these disembodied colorful brains, just take Shauhna with you and enlist her in Starfleet. Or at least, like, high school.

...And after all that she STILL has a crush on Kirk. The man is too powerful.

What, no return to the Enterprise? No Kirk appearing shirtless on the bridge? No everyone acknowledges that Spock was right the whole time? No awkward little joking time?

I guess perhaps Kirk is embarrassed.

So overall... again, B basically.

As far as commonly used tropes in Star Trek go, this one is actually one of my favorite ones. I like it more than “godlike man must be defeated” and probably even more than “computer runs society,” though not as much as “old Earth tech becomes sentient.” But generally speaking “aliens transcend corporeal bodies by becoming too smart” is a good trope and I like seeing the different spins on it: the Organians, who can choose corporeal bodies if they want and are incredibly peaceful; the aliens from Return to Tomorrow, who wish they still had bodies; the aliens from The Cage/The Menagerie, who do have bodies but can’t do much with them, who must rely on aliens they capture to do physical work on the planet’s surface for them; and these aliens, who are so bored they must rely on arbitrary wagers using enslaved aliens just to have something to do. There’s something sort of... sad but fitting about that fate. Understandable, awful, pathetic. Still, I wouldn’t call this my favorite take on the trope.

But the specifics of the story, outside the “brain-aliens trope,” I didn’t like so much. The BDSM kink stuff mixed in with like actual slavery made me super uncomfortable. I know it’s based on Ancient Rome but like... even though it was a clear bread and circuses situation, that was not what I was thinking of tbqh.

This is a good episode for showcasing Star Trek Values, which overall I would say are my values. I do see how some people today would criticize them for being a little... well. How to say it. Colonizer-savior. I completely disagree that this is the reading that should be given to them and in fact I think it’s a bad faith reading but people are the way they are and certain things are in vogue sometimes and not others, so. I just mean that when Kirk says that they (the Federation, one would assume) have helped other civilizations “progress” or whatever word he uses, it sounds a little like they came in and made alien societies better using their own values. But I would say that what we actually see, in specific examples throughout the series, is the Federation wanting the civilizations it interacts with to be free, in fact requiring members state to be free, and that is really the one value a free society can impose on others or require of others--choosing slavery or dominion is choosing to relinquish all future choices, and thus cannot be allowed by any society that values freedom. That catch-22 that we see so much now. So, my point is, I think the values Kirk epitomizes for the show are freedom, self-determination, and a certain conception of progress, too: the ability to grow and develop, the avoidance of stagnation. And certainly this episode shows a clear case: having everything provided for you in exchange for being the professional playthings of a bunch of disembodied brains is objectively bad! Surely we can all agree on that. But this obvious example is used as an excuse for Kirk to speechify on the topic of what a utopian future will look like, what the best of humans can be, and what the rest of the universe could be like if it learns from our best traits (and not our worst). Which is overall something I find very comforting.

I’d just been thinking, at the beginning of this episode, that I think S1 is a better Kirk season than S2. S2 has too many episodes that problematize his leadership or his heroism, or that barely even use him--even episodes like The Trouble With Tribbles that outright mischaracterize him imo. But this episode really was Classic Kirk and I appreciated that. We see him being charming, smart, selfless, strong, creative, romantic... coming in at the end to embody the utopian values of the series.

Spock was so well characterized and so smart and so heroic, too, that he kinda was the mvp for me, though... Don’t take away my Kirk stan card lol. Spock was just so In Command... You can see how he could become a captain later, even if being in command never really interested him much.

I don’t entirely get why Kirk bargained for the thralls to all stay and make their own government (or to be trained in self-governance by their enslavers... a whole different issue tbqh), given that it’s already been established that most/all of them have been kidnapped from other planets. Should they not be... returned?

And if most/all of them are 2nd or later generations, that’s a whole other complex issue that could perhaps use third party mediators or something...

I also wondered about Shahna's origins. Was she the descendant of another civilization that is native to the planet, or is it just that her people were kidnapped so much earlier that she herself, personally, has never lived anywhere else?

I think it both makes more sense and is a more fitting ending if it’s the first. It makes sense to me that the first peoples enslaved by the brains were natives of the planet: more convenient that way. Also, I think we need to see more alien planets with more than one humanoid or human-intelligence level species.

And, if her people are native to the planet, having them become leaders of their own right again and not just possessions of the glowing brains is more powerful. Otherwise it's kinda sad: yes, they can form their own government here, but they've still been robbed of their real history and their real homeland, which they don't even remember.

Also as my mom pointed out, it’s not clear the brains themselves are native to the planet. They could have been invaders--the last real thing they did before they started wagering fake money--and Shauhna’s people the natives.

I really did like Shahna a lot and I hope she becomes the leader of whatever government they set up and eventually does get to travel into space.

Imo this was one of those TOS eps where the potential back story and the hints of world building are more interesting than the actual story.

Also apparently the actor who played Galt was trying to walk in a gliding manner so it wouldn’t be clear what he was hiding under those robes and... I have to say, definitely wheels.

Next up is A Piece of the Action, one of my favorites. Great plot, great fun, great sci fi concept, great Kirk material!

#the year 2021 #2021: star trek #star trek tos #2021: fandom thoughts

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cilliansaccent · 4 years

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The Peaky Designer - Cillian Fanfic, Chapter 23

Hello, welcome back. Below is the next instalment of my fanfiction!

Leave a like or a comment if you liked it, or if I can do anything better! Please, it would mean the world and to understand if anyone is enjoying my writing. Also, sharing/reblogging would be even better.

PLEASE READ:

I will not be including Cillian’s family as it’s kinda weird since he has children lmao. Just a mention of his parents and a previous lover.

I will indicate in a chapter if there is smut in the beginning and before the actual scene!!

I will add trigger warnings if there is any!!

There is a variety of levels of swearing during a chapter, I will not hold back, everyone swears.

The timestamp for the Fic is now 2016 and onwards!!

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Background: Gabrijela Babic is a Croatian girl from Sydney, Australia. She is born in the year 1991 on the 24th of December. She studies a Fashion degree in a University with a major in Game Design as well. Her teacher in the fashion designer class managed to nail an Internship on the set of Peaky Blinders with the shows very own Costume Designer, Allison McCosh. There, she travels to London for under a year to learn how to be one, working alongside the actors as well the man she admires, Cillian Murphy. But, her platonic feelings for the man begins to grow into something more, and she wonders whether she should pursue them or let him go for fear of her strict parents and her three older brothers…

Characters:

Swantje Paulina as Gabrijela Babic (swalina on Instagram)

Cillian Murphy

Word Count: 2,629

!!Warnings!!: Short description of a sex scene in the beginning

Date: February 2017

Chapter Name: Hunter Valley

Brief Chapter Outline: Gabrijela and Cillian head to Hunter Valley after he spends a day alone with Tatiana and her child.

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Cillian was the first to wake up, the sun was angled into his eyes and he groaned as he turned over. His eyes fell upon Gabrijela, her lovely blonde hair fanned out, one arm bent beside her head, her lips parted and her head turned to him. He propped himself up on an arm and admired her, taking in her soft features, her full lips, her freckles which he loved to trace. It covered the majority of her body. He reached out to brush her cheek with the back of his hand, a caress that made her smile slowly and shifts towards him.

"Mmm..." She murmured. "Morning..." Her voice was heavy with sleep.

"Sorry. I didn't mean to wake you." He smiled as she snuggled into his body, his chin rested on her head.

"It's fine. I have to wake up anyway." She yawned, stretching a little but settled back down. "Did you sleep well?"

"I did. Did you?" His hand rested over her waist and idly stroked her back, her hip and down her ass and then back up. She wore only a silk top and a thong.

"Perfect as always." She giggled as her eyes flickered open to gaze up at him. "I am seriously getting used to this. Waking up to see my love."

"Yeah. I can say the same," his hand stopped on her ass and squeezed it.

She laughed lightly, "Only saying that so you can squeeze my butt." She pecked his lips.

"No, not really. I can squeeze your butt any time." He leaned back in and kissed her in return.

"That's true." She rolled onto her back as he positioned on top of her. "I'll be home by one. I'll pack and then we go. You okay staying here all day with Tatiana and the bub?"

"Perfectly fine. I can check out that aviary you said." He smiled, liking the feeling of her hands gripping his waist.

"You can. And take Lucien out to. Just keep an eye on him." She kissed his nose.

"I might." He nodded.

"Lastly, don't be afraid to use anything here. My home is your home." She met his warm gaze, her heart doing that funny stutter whenever she felt happy or in awe of Cillian.

"Alright. Thank you, my love."

"Any time." She shut her eyes when he leaned down to kiss her. The kiss was slow and deep, his hands slid under her and held her shoulders. There wasn't anything sexual to it, it was just pure love and passion, her hand rested on the curve on his lower back, the other came up to tangle in his hair.

Gab let out a soft sound, feeling his tongue slip in and began to do its familiar sweeps. She knew this was gonna go somewhere else but she couldn't stop as she kissed him hungrier.

Cillian sensed it and pushed her back down and claimed her neck this time, sucking and biting. He heard that moan come from her, her hips rolling into his. There wasn't much clothing to separate them so she would feel his hard cock slip-free through the slit in his pants. There was no hesitation and her panties her pushed aside and he swept into her. His wonderful, throaty groan came from him as they kissed once more. Cillian began to move, going deep and slow as their lips occasionally came into contact.

"Mine," Gabrijela whispered, biting his bottom lip.

"All yours." He smiled. He continued to thrust into her, pleasing her. There was no space between their bodies, her legs locked tight around his waist. Their climax was rising fast and he went harder to bring them to that edge.

But as the pair got lost within the bliss and the climax that shot through them, Gabrijela's mother suddenly walked in, "Gabrijela, wake up you have work- Oh!" She let out a cry half gasp.

Gab let out a pleasurable cry which was also mixed with shock and embarrassment, "Ah! No!" She grabbed the sheets and pulled them over both her and Cillian to hide them.

"My god." Her mother cursed and quickly retreated out of the room.

Gab had her eyes shut and was laughing in either stupor or bewilderment. "Jesus Christ." She muttered.

Cillian was laughing as he grunted and laid beside her, "What just happened makes me laugh so hard." His laughter was bubbly and soft, "Feel's like my younger times when my mother would walk in on me."

Gab giggled and shook her head, "Glad to make you reminisce those times, sexy man." She poked his cheek. "I am in for a lecture." She huffed as she got up, fixing her panties and rifled through her bedside table drawer which had some simple black pouches inside. She used a baby wipe to clean herself up.

"What's in those?" He asked as he watched her.

"My various collection of toys." She smirked at him as his brows rose.

"Toys?" He asked.

"Yeah." She pulled one pouch out and opened it. It was a fairly large dildo inside, "It's a rechargeable vibrator." She turned it around in her hand.

"Damn. You can fit that all in?" He sat up, keeping the sheets across his crotch.

"I can." She nodded and put it back into her pouch. "I have all sorts, all have different textures, some are remote controlled, or through an app."

"I see..." He began to think and chuckled. "Interesting." His hands slid up the back of her thighs and rested under her ass. "Shirt up, please."

She giggled and lifted her shirt up, she watched as he leaned in and pressed soft kisses to her tummy, "My little one." He murmured, "Can't wait to see you. I love you."

Gab felt tears spring up in her eyes as she watched him, her hands rested on his head. He was going to be the most perfect father but it also saddened her that he wasn't going to be there through the process.

"Gab! Come on!" Her mother called from somewhere in the house.

Cillian sat back and smiled up at her, "I love you."

"Love you too," She leaned down and kissed him. She pulled away and got changed into her work clothes, combed her hair and cleaned her face before she put on some light make-up. Cillian had left her room after he dressed and she could hear him chatting with her mother, apologising for what she walked in on.

Gabrijela rolled her eyes once she was done, grabbed her bag and headed out.

"Just... Be good to her. Treat her good." Her mother was saying as Gab walked in.

"He is good to me, Mama. And uh... Yeah. Sorry, you had to walk in on that." Gab blushed as she made Cillian and herself Cheerio's.

"I hope I won't be seeing that again." Her mother said.

"I'll just lock my door then." Gab grinned.

"Wait, it seems you are saying like I'll be staying here?" Cillian leaned on the counter.

Gabrijela looked at her mother then at Cillian, "Well, it'll be easier for you to be here instead of constantly going back to the hotel. Is that okay Mama?"

Liljana glanced between the pair and let out a soft sigh, "I will talk to your dad about it."

Gab frowned, "Okay. Today talk to him."

"I will." Her mother nodded and left them be as she went to the balcony to have a smoke and chat with her father.

"Are you sure you want me here?" Cillian turned to her when she set the bowel before him.

"Of course I am. Besides, when we come back on Monday, it would be easier to have all your things here than in the hotel. Or I could just take the keys from you and do it myself? You could probably try and get a refund for the weeks you won't be there?" She asked.

"I could. But let's wait till your mother comes back and tells us whether I can stay here or not." Cillian said.

Gab finished her bowel when her mother walked in, "What's the verdict?"

"Well, your father disagreed... Then agreed... Disagreed... Then finally settled on agree." Her mum replied.

"Oh, good. Good." Gab looked at Cillian and took his empty bowl. "We'll behave."

"I'm sure you will. Now hurry up. We need to go." Liljana said.

Cillian quickly shot to the bedroom to hand her the keys, "Here you go."

"Thanks, you good being here?" Gab asked.

"I am. I'll see you when you come back." He pulled her close and they kissed. "I love you."

"I love you too. See you later." She squeezed his hands and left with her mother.

Cillian's morning was alright. He spent it watching TV with Tatiana and her baby whom he played with most of the time, Tijana having an absolute ball with him. He chatted with Tatiana and she made a comment of how he will become a perfect father to their growing child. Cillian only blushed and laughed awkwardly but thanked her, telling her how he was very excited but he was saddened that he wasn't going to be here for the process of it all.

"I could so understand that," Tatiana said as they sat back and watched Tijana play with herself. "Being your first child, every moment through the months is special and always changing. But I am sure Gabbie will send plenty of photos."

"I know. But that isn't the same as being there. I watched how my sister changed when she was pregnant and I just... Was amazed. I want to be there for Gabrijela. Which is why I want her to tell me as soon as possible the estimate due date so I can come here and be there for her." He said.

"When do you think she'll pop?" She asked.

"Hm... Maybe November? I finish filming way before that so I can come here as long as needed." He replied.

"Ah, yeah." Tatiana had a thought.

"What is it?" Cillian asked, noting that look in her eyes.

"Please don't think I am coming off as... Rude or overthinking but... I've seen the show, big fan of it, and uh... Those scenes, the intimate ones... How does Gab feel about them?"

"We've talked about it. She understands it's my job. She doesn't feel any... Jealousy or anger about it. I remind her and tell her about it if it's going to happen and tell her how much I love her. She trusts me and I trust her." Cillian nodded as he lifted Tijana into his lap, she was playing with a stuffed unicorn.

"Good. I'm glad. You two work so well together. Also, make sure you go to the doctor with her. Do it before you leave." Tatiana said.

"Ah... Thank you. Sure thing. I'll mention it on the drive." Cillian nodded.

The rest of the morning went well and Tatiana told Cillian what was to be expected, especially when its a first pregnancy. She promised him she would be there for Gabrijela and would stand in for her when she went to the doctors.

Gabrijela came home and Cillian helped bring the rest of his stuff into her room. Then they packed up a suitcase they shared, took snacks and then said good-bye to Tatiana whom they'll see at the wedding. Gab's family was very close to Maya's family, and these past few weeks Maya felt way more like a best friend than Lucia.

They packed Gab's car up once they crossed the water, Gabrijela giving her dad a call to tell him they were going and the same for her mother. They would see them later tonight for dinner. Gabrijela was in charge of that. She knew the right place for it too.

Into the car, they went and began to drive off. They came to the highway eventually and Cillian brought up the first appointment with the doctor. She agreed and they would go together on Tuesday to organise it. They took their first stop at a petrol station since she needed to refuel and take a toilet break. Their next one was at a small pub in Wollombi, to have some chips and beer before they headed to the hotel they would stay at. It was on a family-run vineyard and in their room was one of the wines the owners made.

"Oh fuck yeah. Red wine that I can't have." Gabrijela laughed.

"I'll have a second glass for you." He kissed her shoulder and she grinned. "I want to walk around. The place looks very nice and I'm still stiff from that long drive."

"Sure. Let's go." Gabrijela took his hand and they walked around the property, chatting with the owners when they came across them. They were offered to try more wines and they headed with them, Gabrijela watching how Cillian talked to the man about the taste and all that. She made sure to take photo's when he wasn't watching and giggled.

They returned to their room to unpack and fix up their outfits for tomorrow. She would wear a short dress for the church and the other one for the reception. Tomorrow's weather was gonna be hot and Cillian made sure to bring an extra shirt in case the other one got too sweaty or something.

As they waited for the rest of her family to come, they decided to kill time by going for a swim to cool off. They mucked around a little before he pulled her in for a deep passionate kiss which they had to break it when some family came into the pool.

"Maybe tonight." She giggled as they crawled out of the pool.

"Maybe." He gave her ass a squeeze and she gasped.

"Cheeky!" She hit his arm playfully and they came back to their room to shower and change. Her family would be here soon. She had already organised the table at Harrigans Hunter Valley. It was a nice pub, it had a nice Irish touch to it and she hoped Cillian would love it.

By six-thirty, her parents came. Her brothers were not going to come cause of the kids, so it was just her and Cillian and her parents. They jumped into her car and headed off to the pub.

It was packed and Gab was lucky to have placed a reservation in. They claimed their table and ordered food, Cillian going for the house special. The night was good and conversation between them was flowing, no tension and Gabrijela was grateful for that. Cillian did indeed love the pub. Reminded him one back at home.

They headed home after some really good dessert. Bidding goodnight, Gab and Cillian retreated to their room and she yawned.

"I'm so tired." She said as she slipped into just panties and a crop top.

"We should have an early night in. And you drove a lot today too." Cillian stayed in his boxers.

"I did." She nodded and went to refresh herself before getting into bed. The night was warm but not to warm to be sweating. But she still kept the window open to let in the breeze.

Cillian grunted as he laid beside her on his back, an arm cocked under his head as she snuggled into his side.

"Excited for tomorrow? You're gonna witness a Croatian wedding for the first time," Gab mused, playing with his chest hair.

"I am. Been a while since I've been to a wedding." His arm came around her.

"Mmm, I see." She sounded very tired and he stroked her hair till she fell asleep.

He stayed awake for a little longer before sleep also found him to.

#cillian murphy #thomas shelby #peaky blinders #cillian murphy fanfic #tommy shelby

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aliensforleaders · 5 years

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Delicious - Ben Hardy Smut

Pairing: Ben Hardy x Female Reader

Warnings: Adorable, cute fluff and then just straight filth. I have to say it’s a pretty good mix of the two.

A/N: Alright y’all so it’s currently 1am, but I was struck with an idea, which you all know the idea well has been dry as fuck lately so yeah here is this utter fluffy filth. Also I did this on my phone so if the format is weird sorry lmao. Enjoy!

Ben came home more excited than I’d seen him in a while. He explained to me that he had the whole next week off and that he’d planned a little surprise trip for us. Of course it was no surprise to me why he had planned this trip because our anniversary was next week.

He told me about this cabin in the mountains that he’d rented for the week. It was mid November so I was slightly worried about what the weather conditions would be, but Ben reassured me that there were plenty of supplies if anything was to go wrong. So we packed up our suit cases on Sunday and drove to this cabin.

When we got there it was beautiful. There was just a light dusting of snow covering the trees surrounding the cabin. It was a cute little log cabin nestled into the side of the mountain.

“Oh Ben this is so pretty!” I squealed as I gazed out the window at the white powder everywhere.

“C’mon let’s check out the inside!” He responded, just as excited.

We got out of the car and walked up to the front door, Ben grabbing a key from his pocket. When we stepped inside it was quite cold, but still looked cozy. He flipped on the lights and we looked around. He was definitely right about all the supplies. There was plenty of firewood down in the basement as well as a cupboard full of blankets.

“Alright well, why don’t I get the fire started so we can warm this place up a bit, huh?” He walked over to me and rubbed up and down my arms, leaving a quick kiss on my forehead.

“Yes please!” I chimed, shivering a bit.

I sat down on the couch and watched Ben start the fire. I loved watching him do this kind of thing. He actually had a knack for things like this and it was adorable.

After he started the fire, he went to go grab our suit cases out of the car. Once we were settled in, and the fire had warmed the place up a bit, we began to take off most of our layers.

“Oh dear.” Ben mumbled, looking down at his phone.

“What’s ‘oh dear’?” I asked him.

“Well the forecast looks pretty rough. We might get snowed in.” He looked up at me and bit his lip. “I’m sorry, love. I should have checked this more I suppose.”

“Well it’s not your fault, babe.” I laughed and walked over to him, throwing my arms around his neck. “Plus it’s a good excuse to stay in and get warm.” I smirked at him, placing a sweet kiss to his lips.

“Ah so was that the plan? Get into this cabin and get me into bed?” He raised an eyebrow at me and I laughed, burying my face in his chest.

He rubbed circles on my back and rested his cheek on top of my head.

“Thank you for taking me here, Ben.” I hummed into him.

“Well thank you for giving me a reason to. I love you. You know that right?”

I looked up at him. “Of course I know that. Because for the first time, probably in forever, I feel loved back.”

He cupped my cheek and kissed me deeply. After a moment or two we pulled apart and that’s when the power flickered off.

“Oh bloody hell. Are you joking?” His shoulders dropped in defeat and I lost it.

“Why are you laughing?! This wasn’t supposed to happen!” He said in a higher voice, beginning to giggle himself.

“Oh come on, Ben! This is what makes things exciting! Oh I’ve got an idea!” I ran to the kitchen, grabbed a flashlight from the drawer, and began rummaging around in the pantry.

“I love you, darling, but what on earth are you doing?” He asked from the living room.

I came out of the pantry with a bag of marshmallows and a box of graham crackers.

“Would you do me a favor and grab the chocolate bar out of my purse?”

“There’s a chocolate bar in your purse?” He questioned, digging through my bag.

“Yes, Ben. I’m sorry I was under the impression you knew me pretty well?” I laughed putting my hands on my hips.

He found it and brought it over to me.

“Okay now we need to go get the mattress from the bedroom and put it in the living room. Y’know over in front of the fire?”

He shrugged. “Alright I think I like this plan.”

We drug the mattress out into the living room with extra pillows and blankets. After searching through the drawers, I managed to find metal sticks to put the marshmallows on. I brought all the s’mores supplies over to the end of the mattress and plopped down next to Ben.

I thrust a stick and a marshmallow his way and he had the most confused look on his face.

“Am I supposed to know what to do with these?”

My mouth dropped open. “Benjamin Jones I swear to god. Do you not know what s’mores are?”

“N-no. Is that an American thing?” He looked genuinely confused and it was quite adorable, but nonetheless I was appalled. I sometimes forgot about the cultural barrier. I’ll never forget the time he said the word ‘candy floss’ and the conversation that followed.

“Oh I love you.” I took a deep breath and turned towards the fire in front of us. “Okay so here we go. I’m going to teach you the magic of American camping.” I couldn’t help but giggle when I remembered my favorite movie as a child, the Sandlot.

“So you’re going to take these graham crackers,” I pulled two out of the package and handed them to Ben, “and you’re gunna just hold them. Now you take two pieces of chocolate, yes two pieces, and you put it on one side. Okay then you put that down.” He set them down on his legs and looked back up at me, following what I was saying intently.

“Now you you take your marshmallow and you put it on this stick. This is the most important part. Now make sure you rotate it because you wanna toast it evenly and make sure it doesn’t fall off.”

Once the marshmallow was toasted I pulled it from the fire and looked it over. “Perfect. Okay now pick up the graham cracker. And now we put the marshmallow on top of the chocolate and pull it off the stick with the other graham cracker.”

I helped him finish it and clapped. “You just made your first s’more! Okay now eat it.”

He looked at me reluctantly. “This is going to be messy huh?”

“Well that hasn’t exactly stopped you before.” I raised an eyebrow and he snorted.

“Wow alright. Here goes.”

I watched his face excitedly as he took a bite.

“Holy hell.” He said with a mouth full.

“See! It’s amazing! I’m so glad I took your s’more virginity.” I laughed loudly.

“It was everything I could ever want my first time to be.” He giggled and handed me the other half.

His gaze was fixed on me as I licked the chocolate from my finger.

“What?” I inquired, still chewing.

“Nothing. You’re just...everything, I don’t know.” He ran a hand through his hair and peered at the fire.

After a while I moved over and sat in his lap, resting my arms around his neck. He looked up at me and I could see his eyes get darker as he starred into mine.

“Well. We’ve got nothing to do now I suppose.” I sighed. His hands found my hips and he smiled with a hint of mischief in his eye.

“Is that a challenge?”

“I don’t know. That depends on what you are proposing?”

He rolled me over on to my back and hovered over me, still looking into my eyes.

“How about making you cum for me as many times as I want?” He leaned down to kiss my neck.

I groaned and moved around under him.

“Please, Ben?”

“You might want to save that for a little later, though I appreciate you begging like that.” I could feel the smirk on his lips against my neck. “Why don’t you take this off hm?” He tugged at the bottom of my shirt.

I sat up and pulled it over my head, tossing it to the side and lying back down underneath him. He kissed my lips heavily, tongue licking into my mouth and I was already panting.

His fingers made their way down to the button of my jeans and expertly undid them. He pushed them down my legs and I kicked them off.

“So beautiful.” He praised as he looked down at my body, hands exploring everywhere.

“Take yours off.” I huffed out, squirming under his hands that softly caressed my skin.

His eyes met mine again.

“Hm. Alright I suppose.” He got up and pulled his shirt over his head, revealing his gorgeously toned body. I still couldn’t believe it was all mine.

Once he’d gotten rid of most of his clothes, he crawled back on top of me. He brushed the hair out of my face and smiled sweetly.

“You’re already so worked up baby.”

I whimpered and pushed my hips up into him.

“I bet you’re all wet for me too.” He mumbled into my ear, leaving tiny kisses there.

This slow moving was driving me insane, but he knew that. I could feel him growing through his boxers and it wasn’t helping at all.

“Mmm Ben I need you. C’mon touch me.” I pleaded, panting softly.

“God I love when you tell me what you want.” His fingers danced down my tummy and to the edge of my underwear. His fingers slipped under the fabric and we both gasped at the same time.

“Oh, love. You’re absolutely dripping.”

I let out a soft drawn out moan as he rubbed circles into my clit.

“Uh fuck, Ben.” I closed my eyes and threw my head back against the pillows.

He licked a stripe up my neck and began kissing me sloppily as he pushed a finger into me. His mouth swallowed up my whimpers and moans as he worked his long skilled fingers in and out of me. He curled them up, hitting that spot so suddenly that my hand flew down and gripped his wrist tightly.

His mouth traveled down my chest and all the way down until his mouth was hovering over my core. He pulled his fingers out and I whined looking down at him. He looked me dead in the eyes and licked his fingers clean. That made me shiver and let out a groan.

“Jesus, Ben.”

“You taste so sweet, baby.” He whispered against my thigh, pulling my underwear down my legs and tossing them aside.

I kept myself propped up on my elbows and watched his every move. He kept his eyes on mine as he licked a long stripe up my slick folds. I whined as his tongue worked away at me. I watched his eyes fall closed and his arms wrap around my thighs.

This was the most bliss I had ever felt and I never wanted it to end, but unfortunately I could feel the end hurtling towards me.

“B-Ben you’re gunna make me cum baby.” I whimpered out, reaching down and tugging at his hair. He looked up at me, mouth still working on my clit, with determination in his eyes. He suddenly pushed two fingers in me and I dropped back onto the pillows and in seconds I was writhing around, my orgasm hitting me in waves. Ben gripped my thighs tight to keep me still under him as he worked me through it.

I let out large puffs of air as I came down from my high. I felt Ben press a sweet kiss to my hip and move back up to kiss my lips. I tangled my fingers into his hair and kissed him back, panting still.

“Fuck, Ben that was so hot.” He laughed deeply.

“That’s cute that you think we’re done.” He pressed his now very hard cock into my thigh.

“Oh christ, you’re hard.”

He groaned into my neck, pushing his hips into me again. I pushed him down on to the bed and straddled him. His hands gripped my hips tight, and he whimpered when my juices started to soak his boxers.

I pushed them down his legs and repositioned myself between his thighs, taking hold of him.

“Mm babe I just need to be inside you come here.” He pulled me back up so I was straddling him again.

I reached my hand in between us to guide him into me and then I sunk down on him, both of us letting out a moan at the feeling. I was so sensitive, but it still felt so good being filled up like this.

He placed my hands on his chest and I began to ride him hard, watching him now losing it under me.

I leaned down and kissed up his neck as he pushed in and out of me at a different angle.

“Fuck babe I’m not gunna last long.” He whined.

“S’okay baby. Come for me. I’ve got you.” I held him close to me and I could feel him twitch against my walls, which got me going again.

He was so vocal tonight and all the pretty sounds he was making were getting me close to another orgasm.

“Oh baby I love when you make those sounds.” I whispered against his skin.

He thrust into me faster and harder until we both came at the same time, the room filling with our screams, and his hot liquid filling me up.

We laid there for a few moments catching our breath until I pulled him out of me and collapsed next to him. He grabbed my hand and kissed the top of it.

“God I fucking love you. I really do.” He said out of breath still, staring at the ceiling.

I rolled over into his side. “I love you too, Ben.”

“Y’know...s’mores and you taste really good together.” He said after a few moments and we both burst out laughing.

We both got cleaned up and curled up in bed in front of the fire, falling asleep minutes later.

#ben hardy #ben hardy smut #ben hardy fluff #ben hardy x reader #ben hardy x female reader #my writing

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bnha-imagines-hcs · 6 years

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A c and e for dabi and twice? (I’m such a slut for the villains oops

( i’ll assume SFW, since that’s the last one i posted and you didn’t specify. | idk if any of this makes sense bc my head is weird atm but i wannit to write!!! i’ve been spooking myself with conspiracy theories... )

| dabi; headcanons.

AFFECTION yes. now? always.

why else would he bother with a relationship? no trouble getting laid and able to snatch intelligent convos in a bar or park here and there, dabi’s no need to go out of his way for either.but proper, fulfilling affection comes with someone you trust - to an extent.

so. yeah.

dabi’s always wanted a partner he could truly stand with. side by side, neither lesser or more than the other; whether this would be a romantic partner or not never mattered. a strong, reliable bond that doesn’t hinge on emotional constipation like so many of his working relations.

a, uh. soul mate. if you will. shhh.

he’s entirely honest with himself about this wish, too - which means he’s not shy about acting on it. unless he has his game face on or you’re around people who shouldn’t know you care about each other, dabi’s open to physical and not so physical affection.around here we’re not too macho for staring deep~~ into each other’s~~ eyes~~ (esp since his are so pretty that it’s hard not to ever get caught staring so yah). he prefers to have at least one hand at you at all times, soaking up your warmth and returning it. idle kisses during conversation, words clear against your cheek, the corner of your mouth. it’s in private that he lets his fingers trace the thin vulnerable skin of your eyelids or the exact shape of your cheeks.

ppl can complain or gag all they want, dabi is and will always be demonstratively loving. (or just. out of fucks to give, but w/e.)

CUDDLING linked into the affection - dabi is highkey about simple, physical contact. arms around you at all times and usually while he’s behind you (better view on anything that might need to be u know dodged. he protective rawr); resting on your shoulders, round your waist, fingers hooked into the belt loops and fingers tracing the shape of your crotch if you don’t stop him, fingers hooked into the beltloops at your hips, hands at your hips, one arm round your neck w/ a hand on ur shoulder, hand on ur throat, hand resting lightly on ur crown, hands…… on ur ass. yeah.

will shamelessly insert himself into any conversation just by silently curling around you, and staring down ur convo partner like they’re the wall or smth ‘bout to get curbstomped; either, or.other times he lets u be… but still touches u somehow. turned farther away but with a hand on u to know where u at—

—dabi knows damn well how dangerous he is. he’s got to - it’s how he got where he is now, measuring his skill against what he’s got left to learn, against the competition that’ll come for ‘im as he makes a name for himself. consciously & unconsciously, that leads to him placing himself in a position where he can directly oppose whatever might try to fuck up this thing he’s got here, with u.he’s good w/ direct shit. also p good with sneaky shit. if ur a soft lil civilian or otherwise of lesser skill (or equal. or more, really - he’ll lay off some then, but still)- then he’ll want to know where ur at so he can bear in mind the angles if a threat pops up. so. a hand on ur ass. hey- we can mix business w/ pleasure a lil.

shhh. it’s totes just cuz he’s an ass man, tho.

straight up cuddling in bed, lazily soothed… all day every day pls and thnx. just hazy dozing, a dream-like quality to simple vulnerability shred. that’s not workable at present, but a worthy goal to set, no..? mmm.

EFFORT flings, as stated, are for fun. he puts in the effort to be there bc he wants the good times, but it doesn’t go further than skindeep.

a real relationship - to dabi - is committed, and not something he’ll easily accept into his life. the point of one is effort; not in the least bc he knows it takes a fuckton of that for trust to really build. being who he is the way he is means it’s going to take effort. mostly on his part, he thinks. buuuuut also on the other part, if you’re not the patient or emotionally intelligent sort (which is fair honestly).

dabi does not expect any true partner to do all the work. when it comes to effort in bonds, dabi goes … almost for broke, really. he’s neither antisocial nor aromantic, knows he craves emotional connection on several levels, and is therefore invested. so, although he can be closed off (you may still not hear about w/e got him in this life etc), you can def just go up to him and go ‘okay i have xyz problem with us as we are, i need abc from you / do you need abc from me’. he’ll listen. he’ll try to see it your way too. this boy understands better than most what it really takes to make shit work with smn.

the most effort is trying to get him to a point where he wants to keep someone around, though. his agenda is his priority as is; romance just... well shit, you know this ain’t the time for that.

| twice; headcanons.

AFFECTION at once highkey and lowkey. his anxiety nullifies any impulse to be all lovey dovey bc yeah. actually. that can get you killed. and losing you is high on his list of shit to avoid. so it’s all behind closed doors and there it’s desperate as you know he can be, all over each other, physical reassurance of both your connection and the fact your heart still beats.

starved of it, jin is always up for affection – yet can have too full a head to be able to deal with the extra impulses; physical touch, the emotion it evokes, what it does to his mind.

generally tight hugs, touchy-feely, wants to have his eyes on ur face to read u and check u over. prefers to have some kinda physical contact w/ u when ur together but his attention is away from you; the sensation of good things slipping through his fingers gets intense.

CUDDLING yes please. jin can actually sleep in the same bed as someone else with little to no problem; at worst he’ll jerk violently in his sleep/during a dream/if his body registers your touch as foreign, but it’s not a punch or shit just an involuntary jolt.

embraces are his fave. full on arms around each other and pressed together. long, feelsy hugs that are all about just. well. affection. feeling each other. finding some peace in the hug and letting it last.

jin is susceptible to ridicule (from stupid macho morons) but resolved about dem long hugs and sweet, tender love that isn’t afraid to be vulnerable. that’s what his cuddling feels like, always intimate. it can get a bit much to be constantly intimate to that extent, but then he rarely slips up about showing just how much he cares about you in public - so that’s a break from that lmao.

EFFORT a lot. lots of internal shit, working on new anxieties. trying to ween himself off needing to feel you, to tone down the cling. it takes a few months for him to fully be ready to take this new flaring anxiety in his hands and deal with it like the (at least partially) solvable problem it is, and that’s when he starts toning it down, reassuring himself about the lack of touch, etc. he’s an anxiety veteran. new causes can be so overwhelming that he doesn’t remember for a while that it’s his brain funking around.

he cares about you / what you’re feeling / needs & wants. might not be able to help, but will fucking care. if there’s one thing you won’t feel, it’s unappreciated.

twice is a lil more aware of healthy functioning relationship dynamics than some of the other league members, and unlike say dabi he’s really intent on keeping you around. if he’s got something good he’s going to do what he can to keep it.

#fluff #dabi #twice #jin bubaigawara #bnha dabi #league of villains #the league of villains #dabi bnha #twice bnha #bnha twice #bnha imagines #mha imagines #bnh imagines #boku no hero #boku no hero academia #boku no hero academy #my hero academia #my hero academy #sfw imagines

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kairoth · 6 years

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1-7, 10, 12-15, 18-24, 28, 30, 38-46, 49-52, 60-61, 72-75, 85-92, 100, 102, 104-114, 117-120, 124-127, 129, 135-150? Do whichever you want though.

hey! done on laptop so sorry if there are any mistakes

1. Who was the last person you held hands with?

♥ my mum?? i think.

2. Are you outgoing or shy?

♥ definitely shy

3. Who are you looking forward to seeing?

♥ wellll soon we'll be going to see the two lil puppies i've gotta choose from and i'm excited about that!

4. Are you easy to get along with?

♥ i mean... idk?

5. If you were drunk would the person you like take care of you?

♥ prob not

6. What kind of people are you attracted to?

♥ hhh kind people. like, attracted to as in i'd date them... same thing pretty much but also i tend to fall for more dominant people.

7. Do you think you’ll be in a relationship two months from now?

♥ prob not lmao. no one wants to date me i'm gross

10. Who was the last person you had a deep conversation with?

♥ uhh my mum. last night. sort of.

12. What are your 5 favorite songs right now?

♥ literally every song by EDEN takes up my top 50.

13. Do you like it when people play with your hair?

♥ YEA

14. Do you believe in luck and miracles?

♥ i mean sometimes.

15. What good thing happened this summer?

♥ it's not summer yet but uhhhh i'm gonna get a puppy!

18. Do you still talk to your first crush?

♥ hhh our parents are friends and we're still kind of awkward friends? we haven't like actually had full conversations in a long time but we still hang out sometimes.

19. Do you like bubble baths?

♥ yea! but like,, not to where you get bubbles in your mouth cos bleh

20. Do you like your neighbors?

♥ a little! the people close to us are pretty nice. there's this one old lady across the way from us whose dog i used to walk. she let's me pick oranges from her tree and talks to me. it's fun! she's away from home a lot tho since her husband died.

21. What are you bad habits?

♥ rambling, for one. picking at threads for two. uhh, can't think of any more off the top of my head but there's definitely a bunch of other ones.

22. Where would you like to travel?

♥ i reallllyyy wanna go to Ireland. definitely some places in Asia and some more in Europe.

23. Do you have trust issues?

♥ yes.

24. Favorite part of your daily routine?

♥ sleeeeep. soon enough it'll prob be my puppy

28. Who are you most comfortable around?

♥ my cats and my mum. ooh and my aunt danni.

30. Do you ever want to get married?

♥ maybe! i'm pretty polyamorous tho and if i was in a relationship with more than one person it'd feel unfair if i only married one of them... so it'd be really cool if we could make polyamorous marriage a thing pls.

38. Describe your dream girl/guy?

♥ OOF. uh. just. someone who is kind and loves me and will take care of me, and who i can do the same for. someone who will put up with my clinginess and paranoia. someone who loves animals and hates people who abuse animals or kids or other people just as much as i do. someone who can put up with my quirks in general. i always imagine someone who, if we're separated and reunite, will let me run to them and do the hug thing where they pick me up lol. we can read books to each other and they won't get frustrated if i stumble over my words, we can share music with each other, cook/bake with each other, travel, see an animal and just coo over them together, watch horror movies even tho i hate them but it's ok because i have them with me. sorry long answer lmao,, i got carried away

39. What are your favorite stores to shop in?

♥ barnes n noble, hot topic just bc, and uuuuuuh that's it.

40. What do you want to do after high school?

♥ ideally i could do a gap year to travel. i might do a gap year and work so i can get money. i don't know if i can get into college, but my mum suggested interning for a local vet, even tho i'm not in medicine, because it's good to have that knowledge if i wanna own an animal shelter. it's a good idea so i might do that.

41. Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance?

♥ it depends. sometimes if you give someone a second chance they'll take it and stab you with it (metaphorically). it all just depends on what they did, who they are, how they are, how they feel about what they did.

42. If your being extremely quiet what does it mean?

♥ i used to be super loud when i was younger. sometimes i am when with close friends. now, it could just be that i'm focused, or thinking, or comfortable, or sad, or sick, or upset. when i'm angry with my aunt bc she won't stop messing with me i'll go silent. idk.

43. Do you smile at strangers?

♥ sometimes!

44. Trip to outer space or bottom of the ocean?

♥ i'd like to say neither and outerspace. the ocean terrifies me. but so does outer space sometimes????

45. What makes you get out of bed in the morning?

♥ depends on what's happening that day. if something exciting is happening i'll prob get up quick. and if i'm in bed cos i don't feel good then the thing that gets me up is like. the fear of disappointing my parents by not doing anything. or when like my cat is very insistent on needing something (like food or water or getting out of my room) and i don't want to be a bad owner and not get it.

46. What are you paranoid about?

♥ fff what am i not paranoid about?

49. Have you done anything recently that you hope nobody finds out about?

♥ mmm... nothing i can really think about?

50. What was the colour of the last hoodie you wore?

♥ black.

51. Ever wished you were someone else?

♥ oh definitely

52. One thing you wish you could change about yourself?

♥ my appearance. or my personality. hm.

60. Ever won a competition? For what?

♥ mmm... i won a fencing competition once. but like. it wasn't a huge competition. just a few little series of fights that our teacher was having us do.

61. Been suspended/expelled? For what?

♥ nahh. i've gotten two detentions but never suspended

72. What colour are your towels?

♥ uhh the ones i use are white striped w green and pink.

72. How many pillows do you sleep with?

♥ there are two 72s??? oh well. uhh only one

73. Do you sleep with stuffed animals?

♥ yea! most of them are just around me, the only two i actually snuggle with are my bbies teddy (a bear i've had since 5) and addi (a panda i got like two years ago?)

74. How many stuffed animals do you think you have?

♥ uhh. maybe 30? or somewhere around there?

75. Favourite animal?

♥ don't make me chooooose

85. Favourite character from Mean Girls?

♥ never seen it

86. Favourite character from Finding Nemo?

♥ hhh nemo. he's such a good little clever fishie. v mischievous tho

87. First person you talked to today?

♥ mum!

88. Last person you talked to today?

♥ uh prob gonna be my mum

89. Name a person you hate?

♥ trump

90. Name a person you love?

♥ syd ! my kitty

91. Is there anyone you want to punch in the face right now?

♥ uuuuuuuh nah

92. In a fight with someone?

♥ ? nah

100. How are you feeling?

♥ rn? pretty ok. i just finished my geometry course so i've only got three classes left !

102. Do you regret anything from your past?

♥ yes. my entire past. being born. like yikes

104. Do you miss anyone from your past?

♥ yes.

105. Ever been to a bonfire party?

♥ yup

106. Ever broken someone’s heart?

♥ ? who knows

107. Have you ever been on a horse?

♥ yea! i used to do lessons but i stopped

108. What should you be doing?

♥ rn? schoolwork

109. Is something irritating you right now?

♥ schoolwork

110. Have you ever liked someone so much it hurt?

♥ definitely

111. Do you have trust issues?

♥ yes

112. Who was the last person you cried in front of?

♥ uh my cat i think

113. What was your childhood nickname?

♥ hb

114. Have you ever been out of your province/state?

♥ yea! my fave state to go to currently is maryland. i love the temperature and the landscape and the fireflies.

117. Do you like chicken noodle soup?

♥ sometimes!

118. Do you like Chinese food?

♥ one of my faves tbh

119. Favourite book?

♥ oof. that's a hard one. uhm. we were liars by e. lockhart.

120. Are you afraid of the dark?

♥ yes.

124. Do you believe in love at first sight?

♥ no. lust at first sight, yea, but not love.

125. Do you believe in true love?

♥ maybe.

126. Are you currently bored?

♥ a lil.

127. What makes you happy?

♥ loved ones, animals, music, warm blankets.

129. What your zodiac sign?

♥ this is always a complex answer from me lmao. technically i'm a leo. but i was supposed to be born in october, not august. and i've always related more to scorpio (and pisces tbh lmao). so i always wanna say i'm a scorpio

135. Dumbest lie you ever told?

♥ FF. IT'S SO DUMB I DON'T EVEN WANNA SAY. WORST TIME OF MY LIFE. sorry for caps

136. Do you sleep with your doors open or closed?

♥ closed

137. How tall are you?

♥ 4'11

138. Curly or Straight hair?

♥ on me? well long it's curly but it's short rn. it kinda still curls in some spots tho

139. Brunette or Blonde?

♥ naturally i'm a mix. or 'dirty blonde'

140. Summer or Winter?

♥ winter.

141. Night or Day?

♥ night

142. Favourite month?

♥ november

143. Are you a vegetarian?

♥ nahh. i enjoy meat too much

144. Dark, milk or white chocolate?

♥ milk chocolate is the only chocolate in my eyes

145. Tea or Coffee?

♥ mmm that's hard. i love earl grey tea but coffeeeeeeeeeeeee

146. Was today a good day?

♥ eh. i finished a class so yea

147. Mars or Snickers?

♥ snickers

148. What’s your favourite quote?

♥ ffffff idk tbh

149. Do you believe in ghosts?

♥ i am a ghost!!!

150. Get the closest book next to you, open it to page 42, what’s the first line on that page?

♥ there's no book close to me and i couldn't find my fave which is stressing but i'll do this before looking for it so i'mma just use a random one. book is we all looked up, by tommy wallach. "he marched into the school and took the director aside, explaining that they had a strict rule in their house - curriculars before extracurriculars."

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angel-nero · 7 years

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11 questions...

I was tagged by @pureren @zaevran @glaspaladin @z-ayauitl and @kcgane ty so much !!! ♥

RULES: 1. Always post the rules 2. Answer the questions given by the person who tagged you 3. Write 11 questions of your own 4. Tag 11 people

my questions…

1. what’s the worst piece of clothing you own?

2. what’s the coolest piece of uh fashion that is so cool you can’t even wear to go out? lol

3.- what book have you read that you feel it has been the worst?

4.- What’s the healthiest meal you actually like?

5.- do you love keith kogane? (or vld keith lmfao what u prefer to use)

6.- something paranormal ever happened to you? if yea, what?

7.- do you get jealous easily? with who? (friends, popular ppl, talented ppl, the s/m)

8.- what’s the cutest thing you own?

9.- what are your favorite crisps?

10.- do you have a favourite drink?

11.- can you tell im hungry? what hobby you wish you liked or wish you did?

i tag: @kukinta @kittyr0se @heirith @liesfromsatansbuttcheeks @sheith-love-always @acequeenm @blessedkeith @lukaspatel @ke1th @ace-pidge @keith8 but only if you want to!

TESSA’SS AND!! TAMI’S QUESTIONS1!!!

1. Do you connect with people easily?

mmm, I don’t becos im a very quiet person and can be w u w/o talking at all and I get overwhelmed by convos I don’t care about also it’s kinda hard to win my trust and also interest lol. I’m nice tho, i mite not be enjoying myself but i’ll forev b nice w u.

2. Did something good happen to you this week?

uH yeah, i’m doing things to improve my health, i did my uni exam, im frEE, i finally don’t have to go to rEliGIoUs classes aNYMORE and UH,,, i got a diet to win weight and its cool i get to eat ESQUITE LMFAO. i will see my bffs in friday and i have browney mix there i should bake but im lazy

3. What’s the personality trait that annoys you most in other people?

When people pretend to like something just 2 b friends w someone or ME, do you know we can be total dif and maybe still b friends if u cOOL. Ass kissers, hypocrisy, LIES LOL. I don’t like fake ppl at all.

4. If you could participate in any existing tv reality show, which one would you choose?

The ones where they change ur style and buy clothes for u 2 love urself and do ur hair and make up and buy u xpensive undies. I loved that crap when i was in secondary school lmao

5. What’s something you’re insecure about?

That I can’t be in one place without wanting tofuckin run, the fact that i can’t eat w ppl at all, that i have to go to the fucken gYM

6. What’s your favourite way to hang out with friends?

:’)) well,,, i go to my bff’s house or they come. If im fine then walk around my neighborhood cus it’s nice ahaha anxiety am i rite. oKAY, even if i get anxiety i like ice skating, or roller skating, i have a lot of fun. My friend want us to go to this pixies concert and im like :(( boo i love u

7. What’s your favourite fic trope?

lol idk,,,,, pining? mutual pining? no pining and they getting to know therngs im melttin sTOP idk…… it depends on whAT shIP. I just know i’ll read any fake dating of my otp. idk idk duuuude i legit don kno. It’s not a trope but i love crunchy feelings, showefjsid fksjnj its hard to talk about this im sOrry

8. What’s the most embarrassing thing you’ve liked in the past?

hahahahahaha my crush

9. What do you consider to be the best period of your life?

When I was 14. I went to parties more than i go to them now lol, i drank and smokkd w who where my best friends back theN i know it’s whack. we used to go to roller skate? all the damn time and did sleepovers and everything was funny, we practically lived together and my friend that was 16 drove us to places lmao,, everything was so good. but like, dont imagine me too wild i only smokd like 5 cigs in my life and hookah and we even broke one.

10. What do you consider to be the worst period of your life?

mpghgg, when i turned 15,,, in the middle of it everythin went to shit to the actual date. But im trying to change that

11. How did you meet your best friend?

I met her,,,, 11 years ago. Look, I usually have best friends in pack. I have 3 bffs at the moment, one of them sat next to me in 2nd year of primary school. IDK how i got to actually know my absolute bff tho but we did a lot of weird shit. we also met in the same classroom and she was my bff back then. The third one was also a frind but not so much during those years. Later i changed of classrooms and shit and bonded more when I was 14 w 6 friends and those r i did crazy shit w but we got separated and stopped talkin and they invited me to the club a week before my uni exam but i was high on meds and sick af. and never replied also going to meet em again at the club makes me nervous af tbH…. I have had a lot of super close friends in my life wTf. In my new school i have also 7 friends that r super close.And we’re also a pack of bffs. I actually had a hard time to use the word bestfriend lol, not bc of me havin a lot or anythin, i was just emo i guess

BEX’S QUESTIONS YOo

1. What’s the strangest nickname you’ve ever been given?

:))))))))))))))))))))))))) gabhole, gabaloney, TETI THAT SOUNDS LIKE TITTY. now ft Aztec secret

2. Do you like to gossip?

UMMMMMM,, i dont like to listen to another ppl judging someone, I hate it and i normally tell them to stop. it depends i guess

3. Are you afraid of the dark? um,,, no but i dont like it lol

4.Have you ever been stung by a bee?

no, but i steppeddd on one. I also was pickin a tree and till this day i dont knoW wTF it was but i had something big in my middle finger and it fucken hurt like a bitch and i had A BALL on it UGHHHHH I HATE BUGS

Bigfoot or mothman? fucking none

Do you trust anyone with your life? i mean, idk

Do you have any habits you wish you could break? yEAH, to stop tweeting my mental breakdowns is one lmao.

Would you go ghost/alien hunting?

both tbh, who wants to break into abandoned houses w me, i live in front of one,,, i mean not so infront but in the row of houses infront of me lmao english whO? dude rosetta stoned by tool is my aesthetic, alien stuff. bex listen to it pls

Best pickup line? (you’ve heard or used on you/you’ve used)

u r the best chair *proceeds to sit on em* keith to shiro probably

Mint or fruit gum?

I dont like gum much cos it makes me hungry or thirsty. I also drink too much soda to fuck w mint stuff :(( say that to the mints i bought lol :( i only eat halls or gum bc im nerves w ppl so they stopped bein a thing i enjoy for me lol. i do that since im like,,, uh,,, idK 15. it fuckd my stomach

What do you want to be remembered for?

I mean if I have to pick and b unrealistic, for art maybe,,, or for the thing i end up working with, like architecture or somethin. Art, def art cus i like art so much

ZURI’S QUESTIONS!!!

1.-if you had to chose one thing to eat for the rest of your life what would it be?

I MEAN THIS QUESTION IS THE DEVIL I GET TIRED OF EVERYTHING TO THE POINT I DONT WNAN EAT ANYTHING I WILL JUST IGNORE IT SSAYS ONE AND SAY MEXICAN FOOD

2.- what are you most afraid of? Mental illnes and being ill and living

3.- do you have a favorite place to visit?

I mean,,,, i love walking in the center? centre? of my city bc is like going to another place. Is also fucking Cuba in there. Everyone says that, my dad asked a cuban marine he met if it was true and he said it was ‘’ the fackin same’’ So its like,,, travelling in time and places. also the beach and the port.

4.- what type of weather you enjoy the most?

I need the sun, otherwise i get sad… i like cloudy w sun. I just like to go out in the afternoon tho lol so like,,, sun pls so the sky can turn pinkish

5.- do you have a rare ability like dislocating your thumb or moving your eyes really fast?

i move my tongue real real fast and also can do the cherry knot thing and uh i can like, be aberrantly stupid too. hey but dont fuk w me and bother me 4 bein stupid, i will fist fite u and i mite b stupid but i will also mite think u r stupid if i don like u so fuk off. Dam,,, i get like, bothered so easy LOL like, think u r better than me and i’ll fist fite u LMFAO WHY THO I SUK, but like, if not bothered, i think of everyone as my equal… wow this was not the question

6.- do you think it would be easier to create one universal lenguage or an accurate translator? nO… dont delete culture like that,,, an accurate translator mite come in handy u kno but like, some languages have words that don’t exist in others so like :-/

7.- is there something that soothes you no matter what? um no i wish

8.- favorite piece of clothing? boots and thights

9.- is there a song stuck in your head right now? YEAH dig down by muse i love it, every1 says it sUCLks but i can’t stop listenin to it

10.- why is your favorite animal your favorite animal? i don play favs but i love the honey badger bc of this pleas fuckin watch it and THIS

11.- morning person or late riser? Oh,, i cant wake up to save my life so late riser

SUNNY’S QUESTIONS!!!

1. do you have any plushies? a LOT but im like,,, they r in my wardrobe and i luv em but like,,, they’re all gifts,,, did u kno one of my past bffs bought me a dino for christmas?

2. have you ever walked out the cinema before?

Yeah, i love drive’s aesthetic and Ryan gosling a lot but is SO boring so idk if my friends and I got kicked out or we prefered to get out to talk haha.

3. if you could have a mascot what would it be and why?

A CHINCHILLA, they’re a irl pokemon and they r so cUTE

4. what would your theme song be? kool thing, sonic youth maybe or is she weird by pixies. All Over the world by pixies too lol

5. do you have any phrases or sayings you find yourself coming back to often? not really, im so bad at remembering sayings and quotes

6what’s the nearest object to your right? a book called azul by ruben dario

7. would you rather live in the big city or out in the middle of nature?

Big city forever. I love high? buildings a lot. I dont do that well in the rural life lmao

8. are you working on any creative projects right now (fic/art/music/photography/ect) Nope at all and das sad cus i should b doing art lmao

9. what’s your favourite movie score? idk what is score… but the soundtrack of trainspotting is one of my favs… oh but score… aghgsdhaj any tarantino movie tbh or wes anderson movie… or before I disappear or demolition oR southpaw or the girl w the dragon tattoo

10. i say vol you say….? uuhhhhh,,,,, vol….tron??? (ICONIC, I MELT, I LVOE HIM)

#if any of u actually read this all omg i am love u #tag meme #this was uh long #i changed it so u don have to read all mineeee lol #if u have sideblogs where u'd rather post this then do it :)#i typed brownie as browney rIP

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prelawboyking · 7 years

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so @littlesistersam tagged me to do this ask think (thanks so much and you seem like an awesome person!!!!!) and i’m just gonna tag anyone who wants to do it bc i wanna know about all ya’ll but if you do it you should tag me so i can see :)

(putting this under the cut bc it’s long)

THE LAST:

1. Drink: uh water 2. Phone call: my sister-in-law i think? or the pizza place

3. text message: a picture of kevin from the office saying all he wants do is lay on the beach and eat hotdogs caption “us this summer” 4. song you listened to: free bird - lynyrd skynyrd 5. time you cried: watching this girl sing on america’s got talent oh my god 6. dated someone twice: nope, never dated anyone 7. kissed someone and regretted it: no 8. been cheated on: nope 9. lost someone special: like i mean yeah i guess (this isn’t asking the last one right bc idk) 10. been depressed: yeah dude 11. gotten drunk and thrown up: no ma’am LIST 3 FAVOURITE COLOURS: 12-14. red, like really light blue, black IN THE LAST YEAR HAVE YOU: 15. made new friends: yeah i have!!! one of my best friends i met just this year and honestly now idk what i’d do without her 16. fallen out of love: mmm nah 17. laughed until you cried: all the time 18. found out someone was talking about you: i don’t think so??? 19. met someone who changed you: yeah that girl i talked about. she’s just amazing and yeah she’s definitely changed me 20. found out who your friends are: i think so?? but idk man 21. kissed someone on your Facebook list: ha nope GENERAL: 22. how many of your Facebook friends do you know in real life: basically all 23. do you have any pets: yeah, a cat, he’s the best boy ever 24. do you want to change your name: nah it’s fine 25. what did you do for your last birthday: went to my brother and sister-in-law’s house and had an ultra feast and watch all three captain america movies 26. what time did you wake up: uh 10:00 27. what were you doing at midnight last night: watching supernatural tbh 28. name something you can’t wait for: the fourth of july honestly my family does so much stuff and it’s so fun 29. when was the last time you saw your mom: like fifteen minutes ago 31. what are you listening to right now: lmao my fan 32. have you ever talked to a person named tom: yeah a few actually 33. something that is getting on your nerves: myself 34. most visited website: this hellsite 38. hair colour: blonde 39. long or short hair: long 40. do you have a crush on someone: yeah kinda but it’s a) unrealistic and b) something i hate myself over so 41. what do you like about yourself: i try to always be good to people and kind even when i don’t feel like it i guess 42. piercings: just my ears 43. blood type: i honestly have no clue 44. nickname: like seven honestly um: muchacho, moochie, pooch, the rach, radel, at the rach 45. relationship status: born single still single 46. zodiac: i thINK scorpio but some weird shit happened like the dates moved (??? am i making this up??) and maybe it changed but idk so i just say i’m a scorpio 47. pronous: she/her 48. favourite tv show: uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuum........the office maybe? or supernatural but that’s a little given. parks and rec. 49. tattoos: i don’t have any :/ 50. right or left handed: right 51. surgery: no thank god 53. sport: ha i don’t really play any but i like to throw around a football when i can get someone to do it with 55. vacation: i don’t really go a lot of places, went to washington d.c. when i was little and florida a couple times but 56. pair of trainers: (you askin my favorite sneakers?? do converse count??) MORE GENERAL 57. eating: bouta have spaghetti 58. drinking: water 59. i’m about to: have dinner 61. waiting for: tonight when i can sleep again lmao 62. want: to never have to take a shower again tbh i’ve been dreading having to all day they’re the worst if i never had to i wouldn’t 63. get married: i want to but i’m also realistic about who i am as a person so 64. career: i!!! don’t know!!! and it stresses me out 24/7 WHICH IS BETTER 65. hugs or kisses: i only have experience with one so hugs and also i love hugs tbh 66. lips or eyes: eyes 67. shorter or taller: uh taller i have a height kink 68. older or younger: older i think 70. nice arms or nice stomach: mmmmm stomach i think (but all stomachs are nice are great and beautiful) 72. hook up or relationship: relationship i think i’m lowkey sappy as hell 73. troublemaker or hesitant: uh a good mix i think?? HAVE YOU EVER: 74. kissed a stranger: no

75. drank hard liquor: nope 76. lost glasses/contact lenses: don’t have em 77. turned someone down: yeah i think 78. sex on the first date: nope 79. broken someone’s heart: don’t think so lmao 80. had your heart broken: maybe a little but i’m not angry or upset about it and we talked about it so 81. been arrested: no 82. cried when someone died: yeah 83. fallen for a friend: ha yeah but it was fine and i’m good now DO YOU BELIEVE IN: 84. yourself:not really!!! she’s a disappointment and indecisive but she could probably handle herself in a fight 85. miracles: yeah 86. love at first sight: i don’t think so man 87. santa claus: uh c’mon no 88. kiss on the first date: i guess whatever feels right but i woudn’t know 89. angels: yeah actually OTHER: 90. current best friend’s name: alicia if we’re goin with just one 91. eye colour: green?? i think???? 92. favourite movie: um!!!!!!!! you expect me to choose??? captain america: the winter soldier, aladdin, wonder woman, clueless

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hellraiser 3 funtime carnival, pt 1

it has been an age since i've done an old school picspam like this. back in the livejournal days, i lived for this shit. i took my f-list through a horde of awful, awful films starring very attractive women, but everybody had a good time along the way and i miss that rush of communal drunken laughter. so when i texted kristen and i said "will you watch hellraiser 3 with me" and her response was "ughhhhh do i have to", she suggested maybe i just livetweet it. i said to her no buddy, i'll do you one better, i'll do this. i think this is the kind of experience that's going to be much better with visual aids, because i gather it's disgustingly violent.

i don't know anything about hellraiser. i'm not into horror movies; i'm actually several levels of baffled by the legions of horror movie aficionados in the world who are passionately drawn to the aesthetic quality of blood and guts and buy these movies on vhs, ld, dvd, bluray, and watch hacking and slashing over and over and over again and take screenshots of the artsiest parts of people having their brains splattered on walls by hideous monsters. i don't get it, but there's a part of me that wants to understand it? wish i could be an art house horror movie critic like the cool hipsters. PERHAPS i can get a little closer to the delightful rainbow horror vortex through hellraiser 3, which horror movie people apparently don't like that much. is it because there's not enough killing in it? are there not enough visible intestines? well, i won't hate it, i don't THINK, because i'm here for one reason and one reason only and that reason is terry farrell, exactly one year before ds9 and cute! Cute!!

maybe be wary because i'm not going to shy away from nasty screeshots, but otherwise, pull out your genuine hasbro ouijas and get ready to commune with zozo because we're goin in babyyyyyyyy

the year is 1992, dan quayle has just harangued murphy brown for having a baby out of wedlock, and that's the only timeline gauge i have for 1992. i was a child. i was in kindergarten or some shit. i barely had a handle on my right hand vs. my left hand and was not old enough to watch a horror movie; i wasn't old enough to watch sister act. some of you reading this were not even born in 1992 and that's perhaps more nauseating than any severed body part i will see in this movie.

lmao the music is so orchestrally spooky and i'm like, "ohhhh no this was a bad idea" asldfhlahsld. i'm NOT a weenie, i can watch a shitty horror movie... it's a pretty sweet song actually, it's like, "satan is coming, and we're all going to suffer, but beautifully!" well, i hope that's true.

this kid with roaring red cowboy boots walks into an art gallery in the middle of the night and gives me the finger with his cigarette. IS THE HELLRAISER IN HERE? IS HE GOING TO RAISE HELL INTO THIS BOY? ARE THERE ANY SECURITY GUARDS ON DUTY PAST THIS GALLERY'S REGULAR BUSINESS HOURS?

a statue of tits and asses and whatever else slowly spins. art!

rebel boy approaches, ignoring the really fascinating painting behind him of a scabby spooky ghost man realizing he's just run out of scrubbing bubbles and will have to disrupt the whole rest of his saturday cleaning day to head to fred meyer to pick up some more. damn it, gerald, if you'd gone to costco like everybody else, then you'd have 99 scrubbing bubbles AND you'd have gotten free trail mix samples.

AAHHH THAT'S IT THAT'S THE ZOZO CUBE. that's the THING that the THING is in DO NOT TOUCH THAT. it's gonna get touched. a lot, i'm sure.

uh, okay, where's that museum security because this guy just got in here. "you want it?" he asks. do i want... a 99 pack of scrubbing bubbles? yeah, i mean, i can always use more... you can never have too many scubbing bubbles.

that's not what he's asking, he's asking whether rebel kid wants to have the naked zozo obelisk. rebel kid asks how much he wants for it. hobo man says "whatever you think it's worth".

and they make a drug deal out of it while an Evil Beast Sound plays in the background. if there's anyone i don't trust with a cube of vacuum-sealed evil, it's this wannabe edgelord danny from grease. hell is that much closer to getting raised!!

oh my god, yes. this is joey and she's my daughter and i love her. I WILL PROTECT HER FROM THE CUBE MAN WITH MY BARE HANDS. actually i think she's going to protect me, you, and all of creation from the cube man, so that's good i'm really looking forward to it.

oh no she's extremely cute. and struggling with journalism things, but that is something i can only marginally pay attention to because...

...off to the side here nurse nancy is laying out all sorts of tools while ill-boding sounds happen. it has only been 6 minutes.

DUDE! you guys fucking remember GTE??? holy fug that's a blast from the past... damn. so's this giant phone, which the cameraman picks up while just saying, "speak." love it.

wh-what is the significance... ahhhh......

cameraman is getting called away to some BREAKING NEWS, and he's a good old man so he tries to bring joey along but they're like nah. he says things'll be okay, the story of her life may be just around the corner! yeah, and it's gonna be something not even klonopin could take the edge off of.

oh god. nurse nancy takes out a saw and strokes it.

WHY IS IT DARK IN HERE I THOUGHT THIS WAS A REGULAR HOSPITAL. i mean, obviously not with nurse nancy's jagged metal fetish.

suddenly there are sirens, and paramedics burst through the door carting a guy with...

BLOODY CHAINS???? FROM WHERE????? WHAT???????

i can't begin to understand this. there's a guy, just here all of a sudden, with bloody fucking chains hanging all over him. but most hilariously, one of the paramedics says, "you ever seen anything like this before?" and the other one goes, "yeah, yeah, sure!" YEAH, YEAH, SURE? you've seen a guy before with chains protruding from his epidermis? fucking WHEN? don't say the last time you got the marijuana munchies because that doesn't count.

ohhhh shit, that's NEWS! how did the cameraman miss this cavalcade rolling into the er on his way out the door? from where in time did this all COME FROM? oh my god i'm so confused.

this girl from hot topic keeps saying this had nothing to do with her, she was just there, can she go now? dude. the guy. has chains. coming out of his skin. i know that's more of a party city at halloween kind of thing but you have to be at least a little more concerned, i would think.

hot topic girl says this happened at "the boiler room", so, i'm definitely crossing that right off my list of places to visit in my lifetime. all places named boiler room, in every corner of the 48 continental united states. don't care, not going to them.

all of a sudden there's a huge pop from the or along with flashing lights. aaaahhh!!! joey runs toward it, eager for news that not one sane person will believe, while hot topic girl is like "fuuuck that" and leaves.

well, this is what's going on in the or. somebody touched the side while trying to get the charley horse...!

mmmyeah everything is disgusting. this guy's seizing, the chains are yanking on him, electricity is crackling, all the doctors are like ahhhh what the fuck!

VERY SAME

oh, and then?

the guy's head explodes.

it has now been... 8 minutes and 44 seconds. i have at least 82 more minutes. of this. this was a baaaaaaaaaaad idea. maybe the worst i've ever had. i'm scared, you're scared, heads have exploded, and there's 82 minutes left for it to get so much worse.

this nurse is sobbing, i don't know how that bloody hand print got there, there is blood all. over. the floor. blood is dripping from chain guy's corpse, which incidentally now has no head. closed casket for sure!

joey literally falls her way out of the or and tries not to vomit. pretty normal reaction to watching the very real consequences of too much margarita monday at the boiler room.

prepare for it? uh, i don't know if you were paying attention but it just fucking happened, at the darkest hospital in the city which apparently hasn't paid its electricity bill in three years.

we all gotta decompress from that shit. let's all breathe, do some light meditation...

NO, NO TIME FOR DECOMPRESSING, ONLY JUMP SCARES NOW. this HAND comes out of GODDAMN NOWHERE to slam on the window of this MOVING BUS WHAT'S HAPPENING I DON'T KNOW ARE YOU SCREAMING BECAUSE I'M ALSO DOING THAT! MY EARS ARE FULL OF SCREAMS AND THEY'RE ALL MINE!! WE CAN'T BOTH SCREAM TOGETHER THE DECIBELS ARE TOO HIGH!!!

oh, just kidding, it was only some hobo banging on the bus for no reason. haha! gotcha! oh, post traumatic stress disorder from watching a guy's head go off like your uncle's 4th of july fireworks show, it's hilarious.

back at the studio, joey and cameraman and other guy whose role i don't know at this point in time are all watching tapes, and other guy is like "listen you gotta show em some thigh and then you'll be an anchorwoman." i mean, just show me some thigh, just a little. i don't need a whole lot. well, joey wants to do this the right way, because she's an upstanding heroine who's not gonna sell herself out.

also she told them about the hospital horror show and surprisingly, they're not jumping all over that to believe it instantly. well, joey knows what she saw gosh dang it, and you do, too, unfortunately, thanks to my screenshots.

other guy's name is brad, which is very much an other guy name. brad.

ohhhh nononono, i don't want to be here, i'm not going in there.

the boiler room is a shitty club you have to pay $10 to get into, then once inside you have to look at, like, artists' renditions of death metal baby cirque du soleil performers. i don't know about you, but i feel right at home.

hey can anyone make sense of this outfit? asking for a friend.

joey tells a bartender she's looking for a pretty girl, and he's like, "oh yeah go that way." shocked that he wasn't like, "mmm, have you looked in a mirror? asking for a friend."

okay, and then we're in this place, with class and violins? is this part of the boiler room? is this an off-shoot of the boiler room? is this a restaurant next door whose owners lament "those fucking punk kids" next door with their rabble-rousing and their bloody chains?

oh hey, it's mr. late-night art connoisseur. he owns... either the boiler room or the restaurant, or both if i could figure out the relationship between the two. he tries to give joey a rose and she's like no thanks pal.

meanwhile hot topic is right over here. just... just look a little... a little farther to your left... just a little more...

and now we're doing saving private ryan! if i had an explanation for this aside from "somebody slipped me acid at work and i didn't notice until now", i would tell you.

joey didn't realize she had tickets to saving private ryan but here she is, watching the carnage. anyway spoiler alert it's all just a dream of her dad dying in vietnam or something.

the phone wakes her up and it's hot topic, calling to say she'll come over for a chat. her boyfriend threw her out so she'll trade her, they'll have a chat in exchange for hot topic having a place to sleep. joey's on board so let's see what's up with this girl.

this is how i sit everywhere i go, real fact.

hot topic's first question is what joey was dreaming about, and joey's like girl why do u care? it was just scenes from apocalypse now, don't you ever dream about that?

that fucking music starts again, the orchestral devil summoning one. they talk about dreams, and hot topic says it sure is cool, being able to have a dream, because she never has. girl... have you ever reached REM? are you all right? how are you alive?

"hey, this is great, isn't it? i mean, just, uh... two girls talking. having a conversation." yep, just in here having a conversation, delicately dodging the fact that beelzebub is out there waiting to knock down everybody's doors.

hot topic peer pressures joey into a cigarette and says, "what, do you think you're gonna live forever?" um, YEAH, she's gonna live like nine hundred years thanks to the worm inside her, thank you very much.

"OH," hot topic says, "you wanna talk about THAT?" yeah, that, the six flags halloween fright fest show that happened in the hospital. she says she doesn't know the kid, that he must have taken "it" from "the statue". ohhh dear. there that cube goes, getting touched all over by wandering hands.

OH GOD NO IT'S WORSE THAN I THOUGHT SHE HAS THE CUBE, I REPEAT, SHE IS IN POSSESSION OF THE CUBE. get that out of here it's dirty and you definitely have no idea where it's been. you have no idea whose guts have been splattered on it.

back at the weird boiler room ranch, danny zuko overlooks his bizarro domain, thinking about all the good times he's had here, all the sweet nights, all the instances of kids picking up devil cubes on his property and being speared with the metal that flies out of them.

pitiful crying noises there's the hole where the cube used to be and i'm peeing myself. god don't let anything come out of that hole i am BEGGING YOU MERCIFUL LORD

don't TOUCH IT OH MY GOD DO NOT STICK YOUR HAND IN THAT HOLE! OH MY GODDDD

I'M GONNA LOSE ITHFKDGHKAFKLG don't go digging around in this portal to the 9th circle oh my god please i'm holding my face bracing myself for this guy to lose his arm and spray blood like a hose

YEP SOMETHING CHOMPED DOWN ON HIM OHHHHHH SWEET JESUS i regret this i regret every choice that brought me to this moment in my life

here's the thing, all it was was a giant rat? but now...

something's happening...

theeee statue's sucking his blood in nnnoooohohohoho

ohhhhhh no HANG UP ZOZO. GET OUTTA HERE.

but this idiot's having the time of his life while the rabies from that rat sets in.

i can't take any more of this tonight i'm TOO PEEPEE SCARED and also it's after midnight and i need sleep. which i CAN'T GET NOW having gazed into the vortex of my demise.

scale of one to ten, this was a thirteen on horrible ideas, my computer is haunted now, i'm haunted, the hellraiser is coming FOR ME PERSONALLY, just as soon as he's done siccing his rats on unsuspecting frat bros slash business owners. ugh. UGH.

anyway, check out the hellraiser theme, it's tight: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kswWeezE7hA

i'll see you again soon for more abject terror!

#picspam #terry farrell #ds9

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