#but can you imagine?

[fizzigigsimmer]

Billy: After death the human brain lives on for seven minutes to replay its best memories.

Steve: Oh? That's really cool to think about.

Billy: You would be my seven minutes.

#harringrove #seven minutes in heaven #saw this in a tiktok and immediately thought of them #but can you imagine? #This shit would slay me I don't care who said it to me #instant puddle of emotions

[is-lu-for-everyone]

When I was young and naive, when i was young and had dreams i was– OBSSESED WITH THE IDEA OF THE WAR OF THE FIVE QUEENS

I was VIBRATING for clues about it, eating crumbs from any tiny theory out there

I DESIRED a Margaery-Cersei-Sansa-Daenerys-Yara show down with EVERY fiber of my SOUL, with whatever alliances there may have been. I CRAVED IT.

I was young and naive... BUT Asha IS in good terms with Lady Mormont, isn't she? Last i recall of her? And Sansa IS coming back North, isn't she? And Im Absolutely sure that the greyjoy at Daenerys' side will be Euron, SO IN THIS ESSAY I WILL—

#oh don't mind me #just a still young and naive soul #gripping at whatever she can for a little happiness #BUT CAN YOU IMAGINE? #yara-sansa alliance #north and iron Island alliance #a new beggining to a long and bloody story #new friendships to blossom a new era to begin a dream of spring #i dreamed of the internal conflict of the sout between Margaery and Cersei and then Sansa and Yara from the north #with daenerys as a surprise in the side #i was young and watching the series and BARELY in the second or third book i dont remember #but is was nice #sansa stark #yara greyjoy #asha greyjoy #cersei lannister #daenerys targaryen #i have so many feeling over this

[godlizzza]

Had a dream that you finished 90’s Killer and it ended with Strahm being sent back to the future and NOTHING CHANGED, I was so angry

Well damn, there goes my ending.

#lol i kid #but can you imagine? #it would be the most epic troll #strahm has his teary farewell with mark and angelina. gets zapped back to the present and then immediately dies lol #90s killer #asks

[lorrainestea]

I just know if The Witcher was written by MyAnna, Tissaia and Cahir would be married and they would run together to start a family.

I'm not saying I would ship them, but it would be a much more interesting plot twist than the whole Tissaia x Vilgefortz thing.

#myanna and eamon I see you #i love their friendship #I'm team geraia all the way #but can you imagine? #well anything is better for Tissaia than Vilgefortz #tissaia de vries #cahir mawr dyffryn aep ceallach #myanna buring #eamon farren #the witcher #the witcher season 3 #the witcher season 2 #the witcher netflix #the witcher characters

[commander-chaoss]

CHRISTIAN BROTHERS AND SISTERS

you know how the ark has been rebuilt according to the instructions in Genesis? And how there is equally detailed instructions in Exodus for the construction of the Tabernacle?

Well. Do you guys think it would be disrespectful if someone decided to rebuild the Tabernacle? Cause the ark was just a boat. The Tabernacle was the house of God himself. Like I would feel weird about somebody recreating the Ark of the Covenant, and feel similarly about the prospect of someone recreating the Tabernacle, though less strongly.

What do you guys think?

#christian tumblr #Christians on tumblr #christianity #i ask bc i am absolutely obsessed with the tabernacle and would literally die to see a recreation of it but also feel very squicky about it #not that i know of anyone willing able or wanting to do this #curious what everyone has to say #BUT CAN YOU IMAGINE? #LIKE. THERE WAS SPECIAL AND HOLY INCENSE. SPECIAL ANOINTING OIL. RECIPES DEDICATED TO GOD A SCENT DEDICATED TO GOD #THE TABERNACLE SMELLED UNIQUE NEXT TO EVERY OTHER PLACE IN ISRAEL AND I MUST SMELL THIS INCENSE #but it is holy to the Lord and i must wait #someday #but we'll need no tabernacle in heaven

[kc5rings]

Arknights collab with monhun where Blemmy, Kafka, Sora etc turn out to be surprise mvp’s bc there’s a sleep bombing mechanic

#Arknights #this is just me being silly #but can you imagine?

[c-e-d-dreamer]

My friend was telling me about how a fandom she's in did a "hot takes day" where a bunch of accounts shared their most controversial takes and "my toxic trait is this opinion" type posts for fun and for shits and giggles, and all I could think about is if we tried to do a similar event in the ACOTAR fandom, it might start an actual war 😂

#anyways who wants to hear my hottest take #I'm just kidding #but can you imagine? #chaos

[youngerfrankenstein]

I know female Hrothgar are going to be a lot slimmer/prettier/more traditionally feminine than their male counterparts, but man I wish they would also be built like brick shithouses.

#I think the best we can hope for is the Roedagyn thing where they at least look sturdy albeit like models #But can you imagine? #FFXIV

[pocket-size-cthulhu]

I'm a cryptid in Stardew valley. I live on the outskirts of town. I disappear for days on end, purchasing daily one-way tickets to the calico desert. Nobody knows where I go while I'm there. Can occasionally be found fishing at random spots throughout town. I am never not running on at least one triple shot espresso. I take the abandoned minecarts to get around and am frequently seen disappearing into the sewers. I carry a sword for some reason. Once every week or two I will stride into your bedroom to deliver you your favorite meal. I'm a self-made millionaire. I attend all the town events and will go to your concert in the next town over. I have donated approximately 2583 items to the local museum and singlehandedly revitalized the town community center. There are rumors I can talk to junimos. I'm friends with the local wizard

#Stardew valley #most common meeting place for me and my girlfriend is level 20 of the mines #I'm so proud of her 🥲 #i give her spicy eel that i got from killing monsters in the skull caverns #seriously can you imagine having someone like that in your town lmao

[the-gayest-sky-kid]

god i love my friends. shout out to people who love their friends. this is a post for friend lovers

#sorry i thought too hard about everything and got weirdly emotional like hgoly shit #i talk to people here every day and we know stuff about each other and shit and we exchange ideas and waaa #we're like all basically penpals but better #im realizing how revolutionary this is. like had we all been born earlier we never would have met #and even if we did we'd have to talk through letters with weeks if not months in between responses #can you imagine that #every day instead i literally wake up and my friends are there #insane #i love having friends

[thunderon]

so my roommate is completely straight edge like no drugs no alcohol etc and so im sure y’all can imagine my surprise when i saw she brought home this sign

so i immediately inquired

and now you may ask. what the fuck did my roommate think that sign meant? well

anyways i moved the sign so it’s now front and center in our living room and ive been laughing every time i pass it

#the SERENITY PRAYER IN LATIN #life is about surrounding yourself with the dumbest people imaginable so you can get some occasional laughs #i also don’t smoke #so this sign is extra funny to put up in our place #op #also my roomie is actually very very intelligent contrary to this post lmao #bestof

[retquits]

1.6 is coming—see you march 19th!!! 🥹🌱

#stardew valley #can you imagine pouring blood sweat & tears into a game #releasing it for like $15 #and then working for 8 more years to add more content without asking for a cent more #for what could have easily been several dlc packs #i love you stardew valley i love you concernedape i love you indie games thank you for being my home all these years #EDIT: added image ID in the alt!!

[firephoenix23]

Like I literally have second hand embarrassment for Vox after seeing what Alastor ACTUALLY is like in a rivalry.

Like homie wishes he could be that close to Alastor 😂😂

#can we get an F in the chat for my man Vox 😂 #I can imagine Vox like crying in his little incel tv room being why won’t Alastor say fuck you to me 🥺 #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel spoilers #alastor #lucifer #hazbin vox #staticradio #radiostatic #sorry this isn’t my usual content but I couldn’t help myself #this show is wild

[aristoteliancomplacency]

Guys.

Y’all.

I…

I just. I just… i have discovered something. And I have laughed too much. I have laughed every time I have tried to explain it to someone. I cannot get through this.

Look. Okay.

There are two things you need to know, here.

First: There’s a style of Greek pottery that was popular during the Hellenic period, for which most of the surviving examples are from southern Italy. We call them ‘fish plates’ because, well, they’re plates, and they’re decorated with fish (and other marine life).

Like this one, currently in the Met:

Or this one, currently in the Cleveland Museum of Art:

They’re very cool. We’re not 100% sure what they were for, because most of the surviving ones were found as grave goods, but that’s a different post.

The second thing you need to know is that when we (Classics/archaeology/whatever as a discipline) have a collection of artefacts, like vases, sculptures, paintings, etc. and we do not know the name of the artist, but we’re pretty sure one artist made X, Y and Z artefacts, we come up with a name for that artist. There are a whole bunch of things that could be the source for the name, e.g. where we found most of their work (The Dipylon Master) or the potter with whom they worked (the Amasis Painter), a favourite theme (The Athena Painter), the Museum that ended up with the most famous thing they did (The Berlin Painter) or a notable aspect of their style. Like, say, The Eyebrow Painter.

Guess what kind of pottery the Eyebrow Painter made?

#tagamemnon #fischteller #can you fucking imagine? #like other painters trying to explain to him that fish don’t have eyebrows #and he’s just like ‘fuck you all at least my fish have SOULS.’ #and people bought them??? #other people were also like ‘FUCK YEAH EYEBROW FISH!!!’ #other people like me. #I would 100000% buy the eyebrow fish

[ember-and-greyashe]

Drunken Master

#ffxiv screenies #ffxiv #ffxiv screenshots #ffxiv gpose #miden rouge #this was just for fun - he's not realy a drunken master #but can you imagine?

[ato-dato]

Go on, burst every one of his bubbles why don’t you

#u gonna tell him the tooth fairy doesn’t exist next?? Santa isn’t real?? sick bastard #i haven’t drawn these idiots in their normal-ish form since my 1941 comic can you imagine???? #that was almost 2 months ago???? #crazy #Ive been pretty busy with comissions but I managed to scramble this together for ya #good omens #good omens series two #good omens 2 #crowley #aziraphale #aziraphale x crowley #aziracrow #angel crowley #angel aziraphale #art #artwork #my art #fanart #digital art #drawing #comic #fan comic