#but like. picky eater rights or whatever. be nice to your picky eater siblings for me. stop calling them dinner dictators.

[janetbrown711]

"If I die, I'm never speaking to you again" - Wakko

Yakko had never considered himself the lucky type, which was hard to refute looking back at his past, but ever since Dot got sick, every time she lasted the night felt like a miracle. 

Scratchnsniff had been ultimately been right, staying there for three days did a lot to revive Dot’s spirits, though it was still clear she was still sick. It was just... better now. She wasn’t sweating and shivering uncontrollably anymore. 

The list of foods the doctor gave him wasn’t totally unreasonable, they were affordable and were often in the market. However, Dot had a tendency to be a picky eater, and since taste and healthiness often didn’t correlate, Yakko often had to trick or force her to eat. It was frustrating, but there was no way in hell Yakko was going to let her get away without eating, no matter how much she pleaded. She was losing weight at a frightening pace, she needed to eat. He didn’t care what she wanted. He’d do anything to keep her alive. 

And Wakko... poor kid. Wakko seemed just as- if not more- worried about Dot than Yakko was. He spent every day working as hard as he could for money, but the results were starting to get worse. The taxing on Acme Falls increased, and soon the menial tasks Wakko had been doing disappeared, as shop keepers simply couldn’t afford to lose a single ha’penny. Because of that, the amount of food they could buy was becoming scarce, so now they only had stale bread and vegetables for Dot. Everything Yakko and Wakko ate was hunted. However, the lack of business never stopped him from going into town and trying though. Yakko was pretty sure nothing could ever stop that kid from at least trying.

Still, it left Dot feeling awfully lonely. She missed her brother a lot, and was always happier when he came home. Hell, even he was happier when he was home. Goodness knows taking care of a sickly younger sister who would be running around and playing with her dolls one day and then unable to move for pain and coughing the next was damaging to one’s psyche. Wakko was a welcome relief and distraction for the both of them. 

“Whatcha thinking about Yakko?” Dot asked as she took a nibble from a piece of her stale bread. Yakko snapped out of his thoughts and noticed both of his siblings had been staring at him, probably for a while. 

“The usual,” Yakko shrugged and took a bite of his rabbit meat.

“Sorry,” Dot whispered. Yakko froze. 

“Dot, stop that. This isn’t your fault,” Yakko shot her a look. They had had this conversation roughly a million times, but no matter what he said it was never convincing enough. Dot didn’t argue this time, and just nodded her head. Yakko sighed, suddenly not hungry. He handed it to Dot. 

“Eat this too, you need your strength,” He said, standing up. 

“But Yakko-”

“No ‘buts’ Dot. Eat it.” He looked her in the eyes. “I’m going outside for a moment. When I come back in I expect all of it to be gone.”

Dot didn’t argue, thankfully. Satisfied, Yakko went outside of the small abandoned flower shop and sat down on a bench, feeling the cool air of the early mid-winter night. 

It had been two very long months since Dot had first gotten sick, and Yakko hadn’t stopped worrying since. After all, the last time he tried to relax Dot ended up sick. To say he felt guilty was a bit of an understatement. Every time she got worse, he basically spiraled into a ball of worry and never left her side, not even to take care of himself, something he also knew was bad, but he didn’t know how to stop.

Moments like these, where he was able to step outside and just... sit for a moment was nice. It was relaxing (if his mind didn’t wander and spiral, as it just had. If Yakko could have anything in the world, it would be an off switch for his brain). 

“Yakko..?” Wakko surprised his brother when he popped his head through the door. 

“Yes? Is everything okay?” Yakko said, glancing at the boarded-up window.

“Dot’s fine,” Wakko said, and Yakko relaxed again. “I just... need to talk to you.”

That part surprised Yakko. He gestured for his little brother to sit next to him, and he did. 

“Yakko, you know how there hasn’t been any work here for the last week?” Wakko said. Yakko bit his lip, how could he not? He nodded. 

“W-well, I heard rumors from the baker that a few towns over there were blacksmiths in need of apprentices and other jobs and I was thinking-”

“No.” Yakko shut him down. 

“Yakko, you didn’t let me finish,” Wakko frowned. 

“No. You aren’t leaving Acme Falls Wakko,” Yakko crossed his arms. 

“Why? I could earn more money out there than I can here,” He argued. 

“You’re barely nine years old. You can’t travel by yourself,” Yakko fought back. 

“Can too,” Wakko huffed. “You were eight when mum and dad died. You traveled alone.” 

“That is an entirely different situation Wakko and you know that,” Yakko shot him a look. 

Wakko didn’t back down, asking, “How?” 

Yakko thought hard about that. 

“Because Mom told me I had to. I’m not telling you you need to go, so you won’t,” Yakko said. 

“Yakko, stop being stubborn,” Wakko groaned and pulled at his ears. 

“You know we need the money.”

“The jobs won’t be easy- you know that, right? They’ll be borderline exploitative,” Yakko pointed out. Wakko rolled his eyes. 

“I know that, but if I go away for a year then you can really save on food and-”

“Hold up- a year???” Yakko stopped him again. Wakko looked away. 

“I-i mean... I’d try to come home earlier, but... a year most likely.”

“Wakko, we don’t know if Dot- if... if Dot has a year,” Yakko said, the words feeling like a stab in the chest to admit. Wakko’s ears lowered. 

“I know... I just- If I stay you’re gonna run out of money for Dot’s food a-and I can’t be the reason you end up not eating because money is tight,” Wakko couldn’t look at his older brother as he said that. Yakko paused, unable to speak. 

Sometimes he really hated how observant his little brother was.

“Wakko... you can’t...” Yakko tried to argue more, but something deep within himself told him that Wakko was right. 

“I’ll send any money I earn in the mail so you can keep buying Dot her medicines and stuff, maybe even get her new clothes and blankets,” Wakko explained. “I bet she’d really appreciate that.”

“She’d miss you a lot Wak...” Yakko said. Wakko sighed. 

“Yeah... I know. I really want to be here for her if something happens but I don’t know what other options are out there. I’ve thought about this a lot, it’s what I have to do,” He replied.  

“That’s evident,” Yakko ran his hands through his fur and sighed. 

“I guess... I guess you’re right, Wak,” Yakko admitted. 

“You mean you’ll let me go?” Wakko sat up. Yakko nodded and Wakko hugged him in a bone-crushing embrace. 

“Thank you thank you thank you Yakko! I won’t let you down!” Wakko smiled up at his brother. 

“Thanks for what? What’s going on?” 

The brothers froze when they saw their little sister standing in the doorway. 

“Dot- I-”

“Are you going away?” Dot asked, clutching her rag doll tightly. 

“Now Dot, Wakko and I were discussing it and-”

“You’re letting him?!” Dot’s eyes were now filled with tears. Yakko sucked in a breath, biting his words. 

“Dot-”

“No! You can’t go Wakko! I won’t let you!” Dot shouted at him. Neither brother moved. 

“Dot, we need the money-”

“I don’t care about the money Wakko! I care about you! You can’t leave me!” She pleaded with him. 

“Dot, maybe we should go back inside-” Yakko said, noticing the people around beginning to stare. 

“No!!! He can’t leave! I’ll die before he comes back!” Dot sobbed. 

“Dot- don’t say that!” Yakko scolded, trying to ignore the stares.

“NO!!! I won’t! If I die I’ll never speak to Wakko again! He can’t leave! He can’t he can’t he can’t!” She was uncontrollably sobbing now, and Wakko’s head was so low you could hardly see his eyes, but Yakko could see the tears streaming down his cheeks. 

With a determined breath, Yakko picked up his crying sister and brought her inside, Wakko followed close behind. 

“Put me down!!” She kicked and pounded her fists, but she was weak on account of her illness. Yakko set her down once Wakko closed the door. 

“Dot, I need you to calm down and let Wakko explain himself,” Yakko said. 

“Y-you’re sup-supposed to be on m-m-my side,” Dot sniffled and cried. Well, at least she was kind of calming down...

“Dot... Wakko and I just want what’s best for you. We need to be able to buy your medicine and food so you can stay strong and healthy, but right now it’s hard. There isn’t a lot of work in Acme Falls anymore and Wakko thinks there might be more opportunities outside,” Yakko explained calmly, not sure how much Dot could hear over her hiccupping and crying. 

“B-but I want Wakko to s-stay,” She said, a lot quieter this time. 

“I want to stay too Dot,” Wakko joined in. “But you need medicine and food, and for that we need money, and I can’t get the money we need here.”

Dot looked at the ground, trying to stop her crying.

“I might die and never see you again...” Dot gave in and cried again. Wakko didn’t hesitate and quickly hugged her. 

“I know... that’s what scares me...” He said. 

“So d-don’t go,” Dot looked up at him. 

Wakko sighed. “I can’t. I have to go. You’ll die a lot faster if I don’t.”

Yakko grimaced. Whether or not it was the truth, Yakko didn’t like to think about how soon Dot could easily... you know...

Dot sniffled and wiped away her tears. “I-i dunno...”

“Dot, please,” Wakko pleaded with her, before getting an idea. 

“I’ll write you letters whenever I can. We’ll keep in touch, it’ll be like I never left!” Wakko smiled, glancing at Yakko. He nodded in approval. 

Dot then glanced at Yakko. Yakko gave a similar look back, one that suggested “hey, I’m not the one in charge here, it’s whatever you wanna do”, if it translated correctly. 

“I-i’ll miss you a lot...” Dot kicked the floor. “B-but if you have to...”

Wakko smiled and hugged her again. “I knew you’d understand. You’re the best little sister ever!”

Dot smiled weakly. “I know.”

Yakko smiled too, glad she still had her sass despite everything. 

And so it was decided. Wakko was to leave the following week, spending as much time as possible with Dot- who was doing her best to try and act like she wasn’t feeling terrible and sick. But Dot never got past Yakko, and he made sure to give her more food than normal that week. 

Eventually, though, it was time for him to go, and it seemed the whole town showed up to say goodbye. At first, Yakko had been surprised at the turnout, but realized that Wakko had basically worked for all of them at one point or another. 

Yakko and Dot waited patiently for their brother to talk and say his goodbyes to everyone- even the mime, who Wakko (and most everyone else) hated. Once he was done however, the train had already pulled up, meaning their goodbyes were going to have to be quick. 

“I’m gonna miss you Wakko,” Dot said, giving him the best hug she could muster. Wakko hugged back. 

“I’m gonna miss you too, but don’t forget, I’ll write a letter as soon as I can,” He smiled. 

“You better,” Dot punched his arm. “Or else I’ll be mad.”

Wakko laughed. “Okay, okay. I got it. I’ll write, or else.”

Satisfied, Dot sat back down and it was now Yakko’s turn.

“So... you’re really going, huh?” Yakko scratched the back of his neck. 

“Yep,” Wakko said, bouncing on his heels. He knew it was getting close.

“Just-... don’t do anything stupid. And if anything happens, don’t be afraid to come home,” Yakko said. 

“I know, I know,” Wakko chuckled. They had had many conversations with that point sneaked into it several times in the past week. 

“I know you know, I’m just nervous. Mom always said to never split up,” Yakko sighed. 

“You’re a worry-wart Yakko. You need to relax, you’ll never be able to take care of Dot if you worry yourself sick,” Wakko pointed out. Yet again, Wakko flexed his amazingly strong observation skills. 

“I’ll try my best to keep that in mind,” Yakko said, and he meant it. 

“Just don’t forget to write- or else I’ll have to come find you and knock the senses back into you.” 

Wakko laughed. “I’ll write, I promise.”

Just then, the train’s whistle blew and the conductor made the last call. Wakko winced. 

“I’ll be back as soon as possible, I promise. I’ll send whatever money I can every two weeks,” Wakko said, before giving his brother a quick hug and dashing onto the train.  He then stuck his head through a window and while the train started to chug along, he waved goodbye to Acme Falls and headed off to hopefully greener pastures. 

Dot and Yakko stayed at the station waving goodbye, even after the others had left and the train was long gone. There was a void now where Wakko’s presence had once been and the two felt it strongly. 

Eventually, Dot began to cry and Yakko had to carry her back to the flower shop so she could get some rest and conserve her strength. 

He was going to have to do that a lot if they were both supposed to make it through the year. But they could do it, Dot was strong, and Yakko could make an effort not to stress himself to death. 

They were Warners. They were fighters, and none of them were going to be giving up for quite some time. 

Part 1 Part 2 Part 3 Part 4 Part 5 Part 6 Part 7 Part 8 Part 9 Part 10 Part 11

#animaniacs #yakko wakko and dot #wakkos wish #angst #dot warner #wakko warner #yakko warner #feels #tw: illness

[rock-speaks]

OKAY OKAY RANDOM HEADCANON TIME!!!

Louie

- autistic with ADHD overlap

- Inattentive

- the longest he’s slept for was 25 hours

- Deep as hell sleeper takes him at least and hour or two to come to full control

- Has 0 filter will literally say whatever comes to his mind regardless of how mean it may be or how crazy it might sound

- Talks to himself a crazy amount

- Louie has a banging TikTok where he just flexes and makes fun of Scrooge

- Louie has a huge social media presence in general he keeps it on the down low nobody knows about it and Louie would like to keep it that way

- Louie is a picky eater but eats all the time constantly snacking if the pantry is empty it was probably Louies doing

- He probably watches shitty movies and claims it’s too make fun of them but he really just likes them

- Probably really good at impressions his favorite person too make fun of is Huey

- Definitely needs therapy

- Secretly a big sap for romance those cliche movies where lovers embrace in the rain? Louies weakness

- Him and Lena are definitely super close not as close as Lena is too Webby but they’re still besties

- Prank king

- Sometimes just too “see what will happen” he tells people fake facts they almost always believe him (except for Huey) because why would they not? He has no idea why he does this but he hasn’t shown any signs of stopping

- Whenever he’s alone with Scrooge he says oddly cryptic and strange things no body knows why, sometimes not even Louie

- I imagine all the nephews have really curly hair Louies the only one who doesn’t straighten his hair

- Excellent judge of character

- Wise ass

Huey

- autistic!!!

- Will bring up the fact that he’s the oldest sibling in conversations that have nothing to do with it

- He’s probably a big saver and is definitely a person who has a penny collection

- Big collector!!! I swear he probably uses one of Scrooge’s unused rooms too keep foliage and rocks that he found

- He’s definitely got great posture

- Huey will randomly bring up a random memory if it somehow resurfaces to his mind no one knows how he remembers half this stuff and sometimes he brings up stuff they’d wish he’d forgotten

- Has definitely never said anything he didn’t mean

- Never says “I promise” if he knows he can’t do it

- Huey really just wants to be good at everything he tries so when he isn’t he just kinda gives up on it

- So obviously Huey isn’t a “practice makes perfect” kind of kid he’s more the “if it’s not right the first time scrap it and never try again”

- Huey probably holds himself to such a high standard and puts so much stress on himself to always be perfect

- Loyalty to the fuckin end

- Him and Lena get into “fights” all the time Lena is constantly trying to fuck with Huey and he’s just not here for it (yet another reason why her and Louie make such an insufferable team)

- Bad at video games

- Definitely takes the most after Donald in the sense that he’s so fucking rage full and I mean full Donald rage like fists flying in the air shouting with a red face type angry

- Needs fucking therapy and definitely has anxiety

- Has a bad sense of humor and laughs at everything part of the reason Dewey and Louie think they’re so funny

- Only has his one iPad and really only uses it for planning and other nerd stuff

- All fruits are Hueys favorite fruits but his favorites are blue berries

- Has a celebrity crush on Gizmoduck

Dewey

- This was pretty much confirmed murder on killmotor hill but he’s bisexual

- Long Huey shows up in his nightmares

- Always the first to start a pillow fight

- Has abandonment issues needs therapy

- Secretly listens to punk music and only Donald knows and he couldn’t be more proud (I wrote this before Louies eleven came out!! Lmao canon!!!)

- Loves to draw even though he probably sucks at it

- Dewey is totally the kid that will literally do anything for validation jump off the roof too seem cool? He’d do it in a heart beat

- Pretends not too care but he totally does

- Dewey is ADHD personalized never stops moving never stops talking something is seriously wrong when he’s quiet

- This is technically canon but he’s so petty

- Dewey is the type of guy who would NEVER ask for directions no matter how lost

- Speaking of he was probably the triplet to get lost the most

- Dewey loves robots like loves loves LOVES robots his dream is to learn to code and learn mechanics and build one him and Huey and him used to do those little “build your own robot kits” when they were younger

- Dewey has like 50 different dream jobs

- Launchpad has turned him into a hardcore darkwing duck fan

- THEATER KID

- Sort of forces himself to be an extrovert

Webby

- Webby loves to draw

- Has definitely cosplayed

- Knows about Louies secret social media accounts but he doesn’t need to know that

- You’re trying to keep something from Webby? What a joke

- Webby knows pretty much every ancient language

- Webby doesn’t know what a joke is and takes everything literally

- Definitely writes fan fictions

- Autistic

- Stims with her whole body excited jumping and screaming constantly

- Probably orally fixated out everything in her mouth

- Sometimes forgets things she literally just did or said often she asks “wait what did I just say?”

- Favorite movie? Men in black for sure

- Has always secretly wanted to be in a play

- If Scrooge says anything nice to her she thinks about it weeks after even if it’s something as small as “thank you”

- Feels really bad for glomgold and just really wants him to be happy

- Webby is cuddle central doesn’t matter when or where or who

- It kind of bothers her that Lena seems to always take Louies side

- HATES CONFRONTATION will console a friend in a heart beat but never NEVER EVER wants to fight

- Bad with social cues due to her ASD luckily she has the triplets and Lena and Violet to help her out in bad situations

- If no one stops her will talk about one thing for hours Lena always lets her

- Probably knows how to play like a shit ton of instruments

- Really likes cooking but she sucks at it Scrooge ate her cooking once to make her happy but promptly through it up when she left

- Was definitely a lego kid

Lena

- If any elderly woman tries to touch her she flips due to magicas abuse good thing she’s got two gay dads now

- Loves Violet so much and thanks her every night before bed

- After extensive therapy that was suggested by Violet had the rest of her friends she’s able to look at her own shadow again even if sometimes it really freaks her out

- Lena is a lesbian 100% open about it

- Wishes she were a vampire and definitely reads those dumb vampire/werewolf stories

- Really likes that she’s taller than all her friends uses that against her Huey fucking hates her for it

- Her favorite crime is arson

- Because she’s a rebellious teen her and officer M’ma have had a few run ins

- Shes probably never actually been to Paris but rather said that to impress Webby

- Lenas the type of emo to cover her face in every picture of her

- Has always cut her hair herself and when her friends talk about wanting to cut their hair she does it for them trying to convince them to let her dye it the whole time

- Lenas is responsible for most of the graffiti in duckburg

- Loves Launchpad she thinks it’s really fun to tell him stuff that isn’t true and he’s cool when she tells him she was just joking

- Has always secretly wanted to be a florist

- Loves licorice

- Magica probably didn’t intend for her to have a personality or a life at all really so Lena definitely picked the name herself

- Magicas not really controlling her nightmares anymore but she’s still very much in them they’ve gotten better but they still happen every so often

- Sometimes if she’s sitting on the couch and someone’s sitting right in front of her she kicks them in the head not hard but enough to bother them

- Probably can’t read

- She probably doesn’t have an official birthday so she doesn’t really understand the celebration of one one day Webby the triplets and Violet surprised her with a birthday

Violet

- in my head Duckula and Von goosewing will always be her parents

- Violets favorite thing to research is definitely trees

- Weak ass immune system probably gets sick all the time

- Definitely dresses however see feels on her off days she throws people off when she shows up ripped jeans and leather jackets

- Her biggest pet peeve is when anyone does anything loud

- Violet has been teaching things that Lena wasn’t taught since she never got a traditional education

- Violet is still a hard core skeptic despite having a sister made of shadows and a father who is a vampire

- Her hair is always a frizzy mess so she chooses never to do anything with it and just keeps it in a bun

- Really doesn’t get any memes ever

- Violet is probably a very low key germaphobe

- Pokemon is her favorite game and she knows all the originals and is a pro at all the games

-Huey and her do that thing we’re neither of you are fighting but rather both talking loudly that makes people think “oh it’s getting pretty heated over there”

#ducktales #headcanon #ducktales headcanons #dt headcanon #autistic headcanon #autistic characters #adhd headcanon #adhd character #dt 17 #ducktales 17 #drabble #add more if you want #i love headcanons!!

[okayoonoh]

TEN’S FAMILY

here’s the guide to ten’s rambunctious family! i have so many ideas for ten’s family it’s hard to settle for just one main one lol

here’s the masterlist to all things nct dad related! a johnny family scenario is coming out soon ;)

CHITTAPHON LEECHAIYAPORNKUL (TEN)

he has three kids, 2 boys and 1 girl. kasem leechaiyapornkul (kaleb) is the oldest, 3 years later, somchai leechaiyapornkul (shawn) was born, and 5 years after that, amarin leechaiyapornkul (aria) was born.

(when aria was born, kaleb was 8 and shawn was 5)

KASEM LEECHAIYAPORNKUL (KALEB): >> as a baby <<

ooh boy

he was a trouble maker from the start

you guys thought you were ready for parenthood

which you were

but you weren’t ready for kaleb

he was a handful

he broke everything he touched

like he was gifted with a mountain of toys

broke every single on of them

how?

the world may never know.

he was a handful that never gave you guys a break 

but those few moments when he’ll flash you a smile that looks just like his dad’s?

everything was worth it

he honestly just was a lot tho

like if you know return of the superman

he’s a lot like ko seungjae with how crazy he can be

like he was really advanced as a baby too

like the second he learned how to crawl

he was already trying to stand up by himself

he was really good with rhythms at a young age

like most babies just bang on stuff

but if you played music

he would genuinely try to keep in time with everything

and he lowkey does

a musical prodigy tbh

he wasn’t that sensitive

like he wouldn’t cry at the smallest things

he just was full of energy 24/7

like if you didn’t swaddle him while he was sleeping

he would mess up the whole entire bassinet

he also loved to grab your hair like all the time

it was really annoying

it got to the point where either you tied your hair up constantly or you cut it

but he didn’t grab your hair just for the fun of it

he grabbed it because he wanted to bring your face down closer to his so you can give him a big ‘ole kiss

he was full of boundless energy but it’s with good reasons

>> as a child <<

still a trouble maker

he’s the main source of your’s and ten’s headaches

you know how like ten can be annoyingly cute?

that’s kaleb 24/7

loves to boss around his younger siblings

you’ve had to have many conversations with him about that

ten: kaleb, your siblings are not your servants.

kaleb: but i’m the oldest!

ten: that’s true. we take it back

you: nO THAT’S NOT TRUE TEN WHY DID HE SWAY YOU SO EASILY?

ten is so happy that his first child was a son

all of the things he mentioned in that one live about his son

he’s gonna do it

from a young age, kaleb already knew how to speak thai, english, and a little bit of mandarin

he taught him how to dance

he taught him how to play piano

honestly just like

baby ten?

that’s kaleb

ten is really good at handling him

but like if it’s logic that ten can’t argue with

then you’re screwed

for example

kaleb: dad, let’s cover the house with bubbles so it cleans everything and we can play in them

ten: that is a compelling argument son, but i like the way you think. so efficient

kaleb: anD MOM WILL LIKE IT TOO! WE’LL CLEAN THE HOUSE FOR HER!

thank god you were out of soap that day

the two of them feed off of each other’s energies tbh

like, again, return of the superman

ten and kaleb would be running up and down the streets

like you’ll send them on a task to just get some eggs or something

and they’ll return with the eggs!

but also like 500 different kinds of candy

and a cat

he loves animals

he’s really empathetic

he doesn’t deal with any bs tho

like if someone is complaining about something that isn’t a problem

he doesn’t deal with it

he’ll straight up tell them to stop

he’s best friends with johnny’s oldest, noah seo.

they’re honestly just like their dads when they hang out

genetics is weIRD

they relate with each other a lot because they both are the oldest and they both have a little brother and a baby sister

noah calms kaleb down

kaleb brings up noah’s energy

a dynamic duo if i do say so myself

>> as a teen/adult <<

a little better

he’s still pretty bubbly and playful

but when it gets serious

he can be serious

he became a dancer alongside lee youngchul

they work together in their studio

they learned baby don’t stop for their dads and their dads were sO HECKIN PROUD LIKE THEY CRIED

he loves to choreograph stuff for groups

he’s usually the one who choreographs the dance of the year like every year

he has tens nose and lips, but your eyes

he loves to tease people

not so much a prankster

he loves to tease people like vocally

he can sing, but he prefers dancing

everyone wants him to debut lol

he doesn’t really want to

he already kinda does

he’s so wholesome and goofy

but when it gets to dancing

he can be bad cop

youngchul doesn’t have it in him to be bad cop

but kaleb?

it’s all about the dance

he’ll apologize before every practice

like “i’m sorry if i say something that offends you, but you don’t get to your goals by slacking.”

he makes his dancers work HARD

youngchul usually deals with the rookies and the newbies and the younger ones

but kaleb deals with the advanced groups and stuff

and ooh boy

he tells it as it is

like if he can tell that no one practiced

he’ll just end rehearsal right then and there

people still want to learn from him tho

and they know that he’s not doing this with any evil intent

he just respects dance and visual arts so much that he needs to know that people will be as dedicated as him

he’s a genuinely cool person tho

like when it’s not about dancing, he’s one of those guys who you can do anything with

if he sees one of his dancers genuinely struggling, he’ll stay with them after practice as late as they want to work

he’ll order them food too while they work hard

he admires hard work more than talent

honestly, a really good person/teacher who gives off the best results because of it.

SOMCHAI LEECHAIYAPORNKUL (SHAWN): >> as baby <<

an actual sweetheart

it’s like the universe gave you grace bc kaleb was such a meanie

he didn’t really cry that much

he was pretty calm

even when he cried, it wasn’t super loud

like he made the face of a crying baby

but his volume was somewhat quiet

his brother would make him cry a lot (on accident tho)

like kaleb would just want to go and play with him

but then he forgets that babies can’t catch

and the ball hits shawn in the face

and shawn will start crying

but kaleb would go and hug him, just repeating

“don’t tell mom, don’t tell mom, don’t tell mom.”

shawn wouldn’t

shawn can’t even talk yet lmao

anyway

he was just a sweetheart and people pleaser

like his older brother, he started learning languages asap

he was pretty smart too

but he was way more empathetic than anything

like he knew when ten would be gone for tour

and he’d cry if he saw a video or picture of him

same for you too

like if you were gone, he’d cry too

he loves his family so much

he was pretty curious as a little baby tho

like he would always follow kaleb

he would even copy everything kaleb did

like from a young age he looked up to kaleb and wanted to be like him

he wasn’t too much of a hassle

he would play by himself well

he was a little bit of a picky eater

he had a weak stomach :(

if you gave him something that was a little too strong in a certain flavor, he would throw up

but he wouldn’t want you to worry and most times he’d try to hold it in

but his stomach is just too weak :(

it’s okay tho, he’s still a pretty happy baby regardless

>> as a child <<

still calm

adores his older brother

does whatever his older brother says

he thinks kaleb is the coolest person in the world

he looks just like you tbh

he’s really good at taking care of his little sister

he doesn’t boss her around

shawn tries to keep the peace

he doesn’t have the most overwhelming personality like kaleb and aria

he’s just chill

he’s best friends with mark’s oldest, ethan lee, and jaehyun’s oldest, jung lani

they’re honestly the dream team

like their all so smart

they just make such woke decisions

like for example

if you sent the three of them to go get snacks

they would combine their money and get one of those gigantic value bags

seeing the three of them together is so endearing

like the three of them listen so well

if you’re out with them and they walk together, they’ll all hold hands so they don’t lose each other

no one knows where this adorable bond comes from

but it’s just so nice

they’re all supportive of each other too

ug h

just the sweetest

i’ll stop now bc this is about shawn lol

he loves his friends and family

he’s not super sensitive

but if kaleb is mad at him, he’ll cry

he still likes to follow kaleb and do what he does

kaleb tries to mess with him, but shawn just replies with so much love

like kaleb would pull a prank

or say something like “why did you do something like that?”

“because i love you, phi*!”

*the thai version of hyung

kaleb can’t stay mad at him for too long lol

shawn likes to follow you around with whatever you do lol

like if you’re cooking, he wants to watch

if you’re cleaning, he’ll help you

he loves his family so much

he enjoys the sun and outdoors

he also enjoys taking care of the younger ones

he’s such a good older brother to aria

like he can prepare her formula, grab her diapers, etc. 

he’s so helpful and just a joy to have in the house

you’ve only had to scold him once or twice in his entire life lol

kaleb has to be scolded like once or twice a day lololol

honestly, he’s just so wholesome and made your’s and ten’s life easier

>> as a teen/adult <<

became a kindergarten teacher

he loves the simple life

doesn’t really want to be a full time idol, but he loves that his friends and family are

he is SO attractive tho

literally everyone is attracted to him

he does a little modeling on the side

after ethan and lani tricked him into going to an audition

but he prefers his job as a kindergarten teacher

he teaches at like an international school

he’s really good at it too

he teaches in english, but he can also teach in thai, mandarin, korean, japanese, etc.

moms put their kids in his class just so they can see him lol

he loves teaching kids

he loves seeing them get so excited over tiny accomplishments

he also loves being that positive role models in their lives

when it comes to girls tho?

he’s REALLY REALLY REALLY bad with girls

like

really bad

he cannot pick up hints for the life of him

like lani, ethan, and shawn would be out eating lunch

and the waitress would CLEARLY be flirting with hiim

like she even gave him his number on the receipt

and lani would be like “so... the cute waitress seems interested in you, shawn! go add her number!”

and he would turn beat red and be like

“sHE’S INTERESTED IN ME?? I THOUGHT SHE WAS JUST BEING NICE??????”

and lani and ethan both facepalm

and ethan would say something like “dude, she literally said that she’s never had a customer as cute as you.”

and shawn would be like “i thOUGHT SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT LANI!!!! :(((”

and lani would be like, “shawn... she was looking at YOU when she said that.”

poor baby is denser than a brick wall

he gets flustered and freaks out in a relationship

he’s just trying is best!

when he finally gets into a relationship

he’s so flustered like 24/7

ethan and lani would attempt to help him become more smooth and spontaneous

but anytime he does anything spontaneous it goes wrong lol

he’s not a super loud dude either

buT WHEN HE GOES TO HIS SISTER’S CONCERTS?

he’s the loudest in the room

he supports the HECK out of his siblings

he’ll go to all of kaleb’s shows/competitions

and he’ll go to all of aria’s concerts

he is decked out, head to tow, with their merch

it’s like he throws all of his pride out of the window when it comes to family

he’s honestly really good with fashion too

like he does enjoy shopping and keeping up with the trends

he like looks good 24/7

he’s just a wholesome brick wall living his best life

AMARIN LEECHAIYAPORNKUL (ARIA): >> as a baby <<

honestly

basically kaleb

but a girl

she was a little less troublesome

and more needy

kaleb would honestly be like straight up mean at times

but aria was more needy 

she always needed to be with someone

like if she was alone by herself 

she would cry

thank goodness your family was full so someone can always be with her

she loves her older brothers

to be 100% honest, she hated ten at first lol

i think some babies go through a phase where they hate their dads

i for sure did lol

like aria would just not vibe with him at all

anything bad that happened, she would blame ten

ten started getting super sad about it

kaleb and shawn would help their dad tho

and aria started warming up to him

she eventually became clingiest to him

it was just a phase i promise

ten would dress her up in the prettiest things

like there’s a whole closet in your house dedicated to aria’s pretty dresses

ten is a really good girl dad

like he’ll throw away his pride for her

if she wanted to leave the house in her sleeping beauty dress

ten would leave dressed up as the prince

(he would even dress up kaleb and shawn in animal outfits or something lol)

she has been a big eater since the beginning

like the second she could eat solid foods, it was over

she was eating everything that she could eat

her favorite foods were fruits tho rip ten

she was happiest when she was surrounded by her family with food

>> as a child <<

she became the sweetest little princes in the whole world

ten spoiled the HECK out of her 

like he bought her a whole section of toys once bc she couldn’t decide on just one

she fights with kaleb a lot

they don’t physically fight

they argue tho

kaleb tries to tell her to do something

she does it reluctantly

shawn does his best to be an amazing older brother

she listens to shawn more than she listens to kaleb just to spite him lol

she’s best friends with johnny’s youngest, luna seo, and taeyong’s youngest, lee youngmi

the three of them are like the powerpuff girls

aria is like bubbles

she is so sweet and kind and rainbows and butterflies

but the second something goes kinda wrong

she’ll freak out, cry, and/or get super duper ultra mad

no one wants to let anything hurt her bc she’s so cute and sweet

everyone is drawn by her energy lol

she’s always been tiny from the start

and she remains to be tiny

but this girl can EAT

like she can easily eat her entire body weight and then some

she loves to dress up her brothers

shawn will do it, no question

kaleb will do it too, but reluctantly

honestly, everyone in the family is so whipped for aria lol

she’s usually not super shy

but the second she meets a handsome older boy?

she becomes hella shy

she loves to color and draw

she’s also super optimistic

when she’s with luna and youngmi

she becomes so chaotic

she will YELL about how happy she is

aria is honestly a delight to have around :)

>> as a teen/adult <<

honestly

the most happy and bubbly personality

she’s so sweet and giggly like all the time

she’s tiny too

she joins a girl group with luna and youngmi

and she’s the littlest in the group

she’s their main dancer and main vocalist

this girl can BELT out notes

like she’s so little

but her voice is so strong

like her range is amazing

she has perfect pitch

and she can do runs like no tomorrow

she loves her brothers

kaleb and her still fight a little bit

but their fights aren’t serious at all

she loves animals

but she especially loves cats

she also does art as a hobby and she’s honestly really good at it

as an idol, she’s pretty wholesome

she’s really goofy

aria is the groups translator

she’s just as good as her brothers at the different languages

she has a little bit of a british accent 

she the maknae of the group

the most humble person tho

she has a hard time learning dances lol

she just takes a little bit longer than everyone else

kaleb helps her out tho

he doesn’t treat her like he treats his dancers

like he’ll tease her a bit more, but he’ll slow the moves down for her and stuff

when she does learn the moves tho ooh boy

she can be so creative with her freestyles and stuff

she loves all things cute

like her room is full of plushies

she barely throws away the plushies her fans get her because she loves all of them

she’s the type of person to find the beauty and love in everything

she loves to visit shawn’s classes and help him out with the little ones

she’s so thankful for her brothers and her dad and you!

aria makes sure that she visits home as much as possible

she’s really empathetic and will cry if things get too much :,)

honestly, everyone is thankful she became such a positive and nice person

you and ten raised her and your boys well, despite all of the headaches!

---

shawn is honestly a mood lmao

the johnny scenario is done now and will be posted soon :)

i hoped you guys liked it! i’m definitely excited to write my ult’s babies haha

also! requests are open! go ahead and drop by some suggestions about the families or even just a fluff scenario for anyone! i love writing, but sometimes, i just need some prompts to help me out lol. go ahead and drop by and let me know what y’all want!

- amy <3

#cznnet #nct #nct fluff #nct as dads #nct imagine #dad nct #ten #dad!ten #chittaphon leechaiyapornkul #dad!nct #taeil #johnny #taeyong #yuta #kun #doyoung #jaehyun #winiwin #jungwoo #lucas #mark #xiaojun #hendery #renjun #jeno #haechan #jaemin #yangyang #chenle #jisung

[superfreakerz]

TDS 14

"The Dragneel Scrapbook"

Rated M.

In collaboration with @ccrispy​ :)

Summary: They've loved each other every step of the way, from becoming partners to getting married, and now they get to experience raising kids. Snapshots of the Dragneel family life.

Read earlier chapters on FF.net

Chapter 14

Picky

Feeding Nashi was just as, if not more, difficult than putting her to sleep. Since she was just a baby, she was stuck eating the jarred mush that was a sorry excuse for food. Lucy and Natsu bought all of the flavors they could, trying to find one that wouldn't end up being spit back out. Unfortunately, Nashi hated them all. All except for Mira's homemade baby food.

At the guild it was easy to get Nashi to eat. Mira's cooking was great enough to satisfy anyone, even the pickiest of eaters. Lucy had begged the girl for her recipe, which she swore she followed to the T, but Nashi had refused to eat hers and shoved it away with her tiny hands that packed more strength than they appeared.

They tried everything, even feeding her in fun ways. They tried making train noises as they pushed the spoon towards her, they tried making her laugh first, they even bought cute spoons with animals on the end to make her eat. Nothing worked.

Lucy groaned, trying for the umpteenth time to get Nashi to eat her food.

"What are we doing wrong?" she asked, dropping the spoon back in the mush.

Natsu shrugged, not having an answer for her. They were currently at home, trying to feed their daughter. Jars upon jars were opened, reminders of their fruitless attempts. "What kind was that one?"

"Peaches. I really thought she would like this one." Sighing, she handed the jar to her husband, watching as he dipped his finger in and tasted the food for himself.

"Not bad," he said. "Tastes like applesauce but peach flavored."

"Well if it isn't bad, why won't she eat it?"

"Probably because she wants whatever we're eating. Why would she wanna eat this stuff when she can have real food? You've seen the way she looks at my fire chicken."

"Yeah, because you wave it in her face."

"I like it when she smiles at it!"

Lucy rolled her eyes. "Well, she's too young to have actual food. But we can trick her with it!" Grabbing a plate of chicken from their fridge, Lucy held one out to Nashi. Nashi's eyes lit up, her mouth opening wide. Now given the chance, Lucy stuck the spoon of baby food into her mouth.

Nashi's face morphed into a look of betrayal in an instant. Her face grew red, her eyes watering before she began to wail.

"No, no, don't cry!" Natsu begged.

Meanwhile, Lucy cheered. "Yes! It worked! She ate it! Let's do it again!"

Natsu picked up the chicken, murmuring an apology to Nashi before waving it close to her face. Lucy waited for her to open her mouth so that she could shove the food in. Nashi only glared at them; an expression they didn't even know a baby could make.

"Shit," Lucy said. "She learned. She knows we're just tricking her now."

"I'm sorry, Nashi!" Natsu cried, childish tears flowing down his cheeks as he fell to the floor. "It was your mom's idea!"

"Hey!" Losing her patience, Lucy glared right back at Nashi. "You are going to eat your food. Open wide." She pushed forward, bringing it to Nashi's lips. She wiggled it against her mouth, trying to pry it open. Nashi's mouth didn't budge.

Lucy fell down right by her husband. It was no use.

Well, if tricking Nashi wasn't going to work, perhaps begging would. The disgruntled parents kneeled on the floor, repeatedly bowing down to Nashi who sat like a royal in her high chair.

Lucy huffed in annoyance. "When did a baby because queen of this house? I mean seriously, we are literally begging our child to eat food. We are on our hands and knees and everything!"

"Please eat your food," Natsu pleaded, pushing another spoon of mush towards the baby's mouth. Nashi smacked it away.

"We can't just let her starve," Lucy said, dragging a hand down her face. "What are we supposed to do? It's not like we can just shove it down her throat."

"I'm tellin' ya, Luce, we just have to give her something better to eat!"

"I already told you, she can't have normal food! She doesn't have teeth!"

"Then we'll give her something she doesn't need to chew! Like mashed potatoes!"

Lucy tilted her head to the side in thought, cupping her chin. It wasn't a bad idea; Nashi couldn't choke on it, after all. And who in their right mind would turn down mashed potatoes?

"Alright, let's do it," Lucy said, her eyes lit up in determination.

It took a bit of time for Lucy to make the mashed potatoes. She mixed in extra butter and sprinkled some salt and pepper in as well. The smell drifted through the cottage, bringing a content sigh to everyone's lips. There was no way Nashi could turn this down.

Lucy set a plate in front of Natsu, knowing that he was going to want some too. Nashi watched her dad eat, her eyes lighting up at the sight of the fluffy cloud of goodness on his plate before turning to face her mom. Her tiny hands reached out, trying to grab the bowl of mashed potatoes.

"This is it, Natsu! She wants it!" Lucy exclaimed, relief hitting her like a brick. Grabbing the spoon out of the bowl of mush from before, she wiped it off before scooping up some mashed potatoes. Just for safe measure, she made train noises and swirled the spoon around first to hype Nashi up.

Sweat dotted the parents' faces as Lucy pushed the spoon towards Nashi's mouth. If she didn't like it, they were screwed since Mira was on a job with her siblings and wouldn't be able to make her special food. And if she liked it, then they were stuck eating mashed potatoes for a while.

Nashi opened her mouth wide, allowing the spoon inside. Closing her mouth around it, she ate up the food, not leaving a trace of potato behind. She made an impatient sound as she reached for the bowl.

Lucy and Natsu cheered, high-fiving each other.

"We did it!" the former exclaimed.

"We're the best parents in the world!" replied the latter. "No other parents feed their babies mashed potatoes!"

"I don't know if that's a good thing but hey! She's eating! I don't even care what she eats at this point as long as she eats!"

A week later, Happy flew into the kitchen to find Lucy and Natsu crying over plates of mashed potatoes. Since it was all Nashi ate, the house was permanently tainted with the smell. At first it was nice, but after eating it for breakfast, lunch, and dinner every day for a week, they were more than tired of it.

"I never want to eat mashed potatoes again," Lucy cried, shoving another spoon in her mouth. The creamy goodness of the potatoes was lost against her taste-buds, which were now numbed to the taste. Now all it tasted like was mush.

"I just want chicken, and roast beef, and ham, and any other kinda meat," Natsu added. His voice was raspy, as if eating mashed potatoes had gradually sucked the life out of him.

Meanwhile, Nashi sat in her high chair, happy as ever as she scooped the food up with her hands and ate it.

Happy flew over to them.

"This is a crazy idea, but why don't you eat something else and let Nashi eat the mashed potatoes?" he asked. As if rubbing it in their faces, he pulled a fish out of his knapsack and began to munch on it. Lucy, who didn't even care for fish, was practically drooling at the sight of it.

"We're eating in solidarity," Natsu answered with a frown. "We're scared that if we start eating something else in front of her, Nashi's gonna want what we're eating instead."

"Which we can't give her," Lucy explained. "And then she'll start refusing to eat mashed potatoes, and we'll be back at square one."

"Oh. That sucks," Happy replied. "Well, I'm going to the guild. Wanna come?"

Lucy glanced down at herself. She was clad in sweatpants and a stained tee-shirt. Her hair was disheveled and had dried mashed potatoes in it. She wasn't exactly fit to leave the house.

"No thanks," she answered. "We'll go tomorrow."

"Unless we die from malnutrition," Natsu chimed in. "There's no protein in this. I'm dying."

"You'll have to suck it up a little longer. For now…" Lucy gave a look of disgust as she scooped up some more potatoes. "For now, we suffer." She nearly gagged putting the spoon in her mouth.

A bubbly, squeaky laugh came from where Nashi sat. Her laugh, while usually infectious and catching the hearts of everyone around, caused a vein to tick in her mother's forehead.

"Oh yeah? You think it's funny that your mom is suffering?" Lucy asked the baby.

Nashi laughed again at her annoyed face.

"You gotta admit," Natsu started, "her laugh does make you feel better." A wide grin began to stretch over his face as he poked the girl's chubby cheeks.

"I guess it does," Lucy replied with a smile of her own. "Luckily, we only have to put up with this for a little while. She'll be able to eat more foods soon enough and we'll never have to make mashed potatoes again."

Little did they know at the time that Nashi's favorite food growing up would be mashed potatoes, and that she would never eat a peach ever in her life.

#fairy tail #nalu #lucy heartfilia #natsu dragneel #ftfanfiction #nalu fanfiction #tds #the dragneel scrapbook #super writes

[sunflowershayne]

mortal kombat au

bc i’m a dumb thot that’s severely attached to MK and smosh so.... uwu

ian hecox: liu kang. one of the most recognizable characters, generally considered the “hero” of the MK universe, one of the most powerful human characters, has fire magic and idk i just strongly relate ian to fire sometimes. also very fiercely protective of those he cares about, and will do whatever he can to help others. stubborn and vengeful, even when it can be petty.

noah grossman: ermac. has probably stolen at least 1,000 souls in his lifetime, has an unspeakable aura, has green magic (weed), has that one fatality where he takes out your stomach and noah is v picky so it fits i think. currently has free will and chooses his battles in self-preservation, and wants what’s best for his home and the world he grew up in. has a very strong connection to family due to having the former outworld king’s soul inside of him.

olivia sui: skarlet. is a very strange little creature with an obsession for others’ blood, one of the most powerful girls in the MK universe due to her magic, has the potential to take everything over but just wants approval. is also incredibly brutal but in a subtle way, has an ethereal and almost elegant way to her. basically i just see them both as weird gremlin women with insane amounts of power.

keith leak jr.: kung lao. very close with liu kang, iconic hat, is one of the more mundane humans due to not having a power, but is just as formidable as other kombatants due to his rage and his sheer knowledge of fighting. has a legacy he wants to live up to (the great kung lao is kinda like kung lao sr. right?), and is protective of his family (the shaolin monks). is generally more pissed off than liu kang.

courtney miller: cassie cage. sassy wlw (cassie’s not a confirmed wlw but like... come on, she’s. not straight), has latent magic within her, strong ties to her family, doesn’t rely on her power to fight with others despite being able to. strong badass woman that supports others, literally could kill a man by kicking them in the nuts. uwu-loving, selfie-taking, snapchat-filtering, ass-kicking lady that takes no prisoners.

shayne topp: johnny cage. muscular blond actor that is not-so humble about how they perceive themselves, very jokey and sarcastic, REFERENCES REFERENCES REFERENCES, pop culture, will flirt with anyone if it means he can be out of danger. consistently shirtless, but also incredibly loyal and steadfast, and has a very good heart. will do ANYTHING for his family and friends, including defeat a literal elder god in combat.

lasercorn: scorpion. fire man made of vengeance and anger, loves his clan more than anything, literal hellspawn, has a thing for sub-zero, is actually just a skull under a ninja mask, has actual flame hair, impulsive and has a short fuse. wants nothing more than to avenge his family and clan, and does absolutely anything he can to make sure that he gets what he wants. becomes besties with sub-zero (more than besties but like.... i’m not gonna say it Out Loud lest Ed Boon come murder me in my sleep!!!!!!!!)

jovenshire: erron black. gunslingin’ rowdy boy that tries to flirt with unsuccessful results, has his own interests and goals in mind when he makes decisions, chooses battles based on how much he can gain from each possibility. listens to country music and unironically does the boot-scootin’ boogie, has strong beliefs that people are allowed to make their own decisions and do what they want. a strangely coy and erotic cowboy.

mari takahashi: kitana. ethereal princess of an entire realm, goes from wanting to please others to making her own decisions and being loyal to herself, can kill a man with just a kiss, is besties (i mean in canon they’re dating but like. Not Here!!!!) with liu kang. has hopes for the future, will do whatever it takes to prevent bad things from happening, surprisingly very violent despite being so nice.

sohinki: sub-zero. generally a chill guy that will kick your ass mercilessly when given the chance, may or may not be lasercorn’s true enemy, initially was kind of a strict dude but now he’s just chill and wants to have a good time. always seems to show up whenever others need him, and basically just takes things in stride. all around good addition to a team, but can be stubborn and unmoving.

wes johnson: mileena. very giddy at first, but calms down a bit later on, desperately wants to be considered part of a family, has a strong temper and craves some sort of control, wants stability and prosperity for themselves. proud of their accomplishments and are always looking for people to acknowledge them, big eaters. is like a younger sibling that pesters you for candy. more powerful than they know.

boze: sonya blade. no-nonsense, won’t hesitate bitch, will kill you within a moment’s notice if you cross her, strong and independent with a soft spot for her friends, idk i just really associate boze with army green, was almost definitely a very emo teen. expects a lot from cassie but loves her with all her heart, is ride or die, ambitious and knows what she wants. go-getter through and through.

damien haas: kenshi. is almost definitely a psychic, values honor, besties with shayne, is a GOOD DAD!!!!!!! (fuck mkx’s portrayal of kenshi as a father tbh!!!!!!! takeda deserves better and SO DOES KENSHI!), is 1000% a cat person, has telekinesis probably, kitanas. knows a lot of shit, is lowkey shady af, helps scorpion in the new timeline (which... damien and lasercorn are... mind brothers), helps the Kombat Kids train bc they need it

flitz: kotal kahn. sun god, can and will turn into a lion at any moment, probably just glows sometimes for fun, is real into jade (which. aren’t we all.), is less interested in conquering and more into internal affairs and uniting people, proud of his body (bc kotal’s always shirtless, y’know.), would definitely drink blood for youth and sustenance. is able to teleport and has telekinesis, but it’s just w/e y’know!

rhett & link: raiden. the protector(s) of earthrealm and savior of the MK storyline, all-powerful immortal gods, are like WAY too fucking tall, did i mention that raiden is an elder god and that rhett & link literally saved our asses? gods, truly.

defy executives: shang tsung. old-ass, musty-ass, soul-stealing bitch, is liu kang’s arch-nemesis, brought sindel back to life which literally almost killed everyone in the MK timeline until they were brought back due to the time shenanigans. fuckin’ dusty soul-grabbing bastards that don’t even have good fatalities smh.

#smosh #mortal kombat au #smosh squad #smosh games #smosh fam #ian hecox #noah grossman #olivia sui #keith leak jr. #courtney miller #shayne topp #lasercorn #jovenshire #mari takahashi #wes johnson #sohinki #boze #damien haas #flitz #rhett and link #defy media #sunflower.exe #Aus #i'd add matt raub and sarah whittle to the mix but idk who they are yet

[ofheroesandheralds]

OC Questionnaire - Tristan

Tagged by: No one. I found this meme on @thereluctantinquisitor ages ago and wanted to do it for a couple OCs, but somehow never published this one so uuuhh... here we go?

Tagging: No one, I already tagged people in Zarael’s version. If anyone feels like doing it, though, please see this as your prompt!

QUESTIONS

GENERAL

Name: Tristan Trevelyan

Alias(es): The Warden / Hero of Ferelden

Gender: Male

Age: 35 at Skyhold

Place of birth: [haven’t decided]

Spoken languages: Common

Sexual orientation: Homosexual

Occupation: He doesn’t have one specific job, but does whatever he can lend a helping hand for

APPEARANCE

Eye color: Cerulean blue

Hair color: Gold blonde, slightly reddish under the sunlight

Height: 6′1″ / 182 cm

Scars: Various scars in various places from various battles, too many to list them all

Burns: None, despite having fought dragons

Overweight: Technically, due to muscle weighing more than fat

Underweight: No

FAVOURITE

Color: All the shades of blue, preferably sky or ocean blues, also white, cream, and gold

Hair color: Darker shades, but if he happened to meet a cute blonde, he wouldn’t mind

Eye color: No preference

Entertainment: He’s the kind of person who can enjoy anything, as long as the company is right

Pastimes: He likes how it feels when he can fall into bed all exhausted after a long day, so he does pretty much anything that strains him physically. Helping people out with whatever work they’re doing, sparring, or, if possible, going for a nice, long swim are his favourite activities

Food: He’s not a picky eater, but if he gets the choice, he’ll go for a mix of meat and vegetables, since he enjoys some variety. If possible, he’ll get big portions, to get his stomach full, and if there’s dessert - preferably pie - he’s in bliss. Also, if he can get his hands on some treats, his favourite is... anything with blueberries, honestly

Drink: Water, sometimes with some herbs in it to give it some flavour

Books: Reading isn’t a thing he enjoys too much, so he has no favourite books either

HAVE THEY

Passed university:

Had sex: Yes

Had sex in public: Sort of

Gotten pregnant: No

Kissed a man: Yes

Kissed a woman: Only platonically

Gotten tattoos: No

Gotten piercings: No

Had a broken heart: Yes

Been in love: Once, but it didn’t work out

Stayed up for more than 24 hours: He doesn’t enjoy it, but it has happened multiple times

ARE THEY

A virgin: No

A cuddler: Yes

A kisser: Only when in a happy relationship

A smoker: No

Scared easily: No

Jealous easily: He finds himself jealous sometimes, but “easily” would be a lie

Trustworthy: Yes

Dominant: Sometimes

Submissive: Sometimes - he’s an even mix

Single: Yes

RANDOM QUESTIONS

Have they harmed themselves: Yes

Thought of suicide: Yes

Attempted suicide: He’s made all necessary preparations, and stored the equipment away, but he’s never actually attempted it. The thought that he could do it whenever he wanted sometimes gives him comfort

Wanted to kill someone: There’s one or two people he wanted dead, but he’s never had the urge of wanting to kill anyone himself

Actually killed someone: Yes, it comes with being a warrior

Ridden a horse: Yes, he owns a horse himself. It’s named Emran

Have/had a job: Never one he stayed in for very long, but he’s done various little jobs throughout his life, whenever he was in need of some money

Have any fears: Loneliness, failure (to protect what he cares about), falling victim to madness/brainwashing/similar things

FAMILY

Sibling(s): None

Parents: Shannon Trevelyan (mother), Trevor Trevelyan (father), both deceased

Children: None

Pets: None, unless his horse counts as a pet. Its fur is cream coloured and has a slight golden sheen, and its build resembles a Gypsy Vanner

#OC memes #Tristan Trevelyan #Horrible names run in the family

[enthusiasticclouds-sally]

Mun Questionnaire!!!! 

PERSONAL DETAILS

Nicknames? Kiki, Ki, Little One, my co-workers mainly call me little one and it’s to the point where they legit have forgotten my actual name

Where do you live? Waterbury, Connecticuttt but I was born in Manhattan, NYC didn’t move to CT till I was ten

What’s your age? Freaking oldd: 25

Hair color? Right now it’s dark brown with like dirty blonde highlights, probably going to dye it all straight black pretty soon. I constantly change between the two tbh

Eye color? Dark Brown

Height? Jusssstttttt make it to exactly five feet

Date of Birth? August 23rd, 1992 :D

What’s your star sign? Virgo, legit on the day Virgo actually starts!! :DD

Element? Earth  

How many siblings? Two half-brothers: Carlos and Alexander from my dad’s side in where I’m the oldest and the only girl :DD and only child from my mom’s side

How many pets? Noneee, they legit all die on me so I do all animals a favor and just don’t get them as pets. They’d have a longer life without me xD

Obsessions? Skullssss, Disney, my hair because it drives me up the wall if it doesn’t look okay!! It’s bad I know, oh oh and SLEEPING!!! I adore sleeping it is my favorite hobby I can sleep my entire day away and be at bliss

Bad habits? Bite the nails, talk too fast, buying books that I never end up reading, buying clothes that still have their tags on it, procrastinationnnn, picky af eater, impatient. 

Phobias? MICE!!!!!!! I can’t even look at a mouse!!!! I promise you I will stay on top of whatever the freak I climbed on for the ENTIRE day if a mouse ran by I will NOT touch the ground. I will cry, scream, and enter a panic attack!!! No no no no no no no no!!!!

ABOUT YOU

What makes you happy? SLEEPING!!!! Skulls, Disney…. should really just direct you to the obsessions question… but also my laptop, my carrr!!!! Make-up!!! Hoodies, lots and lots of hoodies drown me in hoodiesss. Sunny days but also rainy days, Pokemon haha, my job on some dayss, MY BED, the dark, all of my hundreds of Disney pins, and gosh a lot of things make me happy tbh

What really irritates you? Headaches, being nauseas, stomach aches, snoring I really can’t deal with snoring and have no rational reason as to why… and this is awful but cuddling hahaha I’m just not a cuddling person… I kinda push you off after like a minute xD Residents I really can’t fucking stand our residents. I hate them. Oh!! Can’t forget waiting!! I’m impatient it’s bad, working on it though xD

What makes you sad? Tear-jerkers haha I hate those shits. Ummmmm I’m really not much of a sad person?? I mean I can add mice in here because they make me cry, but like they scare the shit outta me sooooo

What makes you angry? Drivers. Cranky rude-ass ungrateful patients!!! Like I don’t want to have to be dealing with that shit for twelve hours. Talking about patients, my job xD. I have a love/hate relationship with my job. People tbh haha xD I sound mean I swear I’m not!!! The cold, I really do not like being cold at all!! 

What makes you scared? MICE!!!!! I don’t even want to hear about them!! Any of my patients starting to crash even my babies. It’s really not a fun feeling!! Bugs, fuck bugs.

Who is your best friend? That would be Marie I have been friends with her since the end of fifth grade!!! She is also my complete opposite and is perfect at fucking annoying me, but I love herrrr. Sara is my bff tooo!! She’s my cousin though, but that’s my little buttercup and she’s like my sister, since I have none of those <3 

Ever broken a bone? Nope.

What was the last CD you bought? Oh damn an actual one??? Uhhh I think it was an Aventura one… their Last Project album I believe. They’re a Spanish band. Downloaded album was Pink’s new album I’m in LOVE with it.

What was the last book you read? The Only Astrology Book You’ll Ever Need by Joanna Martine Woolfolk

Who was the last person you spoke to? The mother

What was the last thing you ate? Soup :(( My stomach has been a little shit the past two days. I think I caught the stomach bug fml. 

What was the last thing you drank? Ginger ale because I can actually keep that down

What’s the best thing you’ve ever bought? Oh goshhh I buy SO MANY THINGGSSS!! Uhhhh MY CAR!!! She’s a beautiful 2016 Honda HR-V, I love her :DD My Kat Von D Shade and Light palette!!! I can’t live without that palette!!! Oh oh and my laptop!! She’s been a bit of a shit lately, but I do adore herrr.

What’s the worst thing you’ve ever bought? Ughh I tend to like everything I buyy

What’s the best thing you’ve ever been given? My Uggs!!! My mom got me them and I LOVE them

What’s the worst thing you’ve ever been given? I don’t think I haven’t liked anything that’s been given to me so far??

What are your future goals? Well it was to become a nurse and I ammmm so there it is and I’m even where I wanted to be :DD Maternity nurse with the babieesss :DD 

Describe your bedroom? A black bed. A big black dresser. Two closets…. I have a lot of clothes. Two mirrors, well three if you count my make-up mirror. I have a make-up dresser that’s black too with like a shit ton of make-up!!! Black curtains. White walls and the wall that my bed is attached too has pictures completely covering it in a checkerboard pattern. I’m pretty proud of it, it’s my favorite thing about my room! Oh and another wall has my car tax bill taped to it so that I remember that I have the next half of that shit to pay in January xD

Who do you consider the most beautiful woman in the world? I think Jessica Lowndes if GORGEOUSS

Who do you consider the most handsome man in the world? Ian Somerhalder is GORGEOUSSSS so is William Levy!!!!!!

Favorite thing to do on a hot summers day? Go to the pool, and lay out under the hot summer sunnn. I absolutely LOVE the heattt 

Favorite thing to do on a snowy winters day? Keep my ass in!!!! Curl under warm blankets and drink yummy hot chocolate

If you were granted 3 wishes, what would they be? Have all my bills/loans paid off for the rest of my liiiffeee, anything my mom would want, and idk probably a nice gorgeous house in the future

If you could go back in time to see or change something, when would it be and what would you do? I’d go back to my high school years and not date the douchebag of my ex

What’s the first thing you think about when you wake up? Can I go back to sleep for another hour?? haha

Do you believe in the after-life? I dooo

Where do you see yourself in 10 years time? I have no fucking cluee. I still see myself in the same profession though because I do love it deep down haha. Hopefully, though I’ll be out of CT and just somewhere different. 

What’s the funniest joke you’ve ever been told? I don’t really tell jokes I don’t think I’m funny at all :((

Any hidden talents? None that I’m aware of??? I mean I can sing?? Does that count??

Dream job? Currently doing it!!! Being a nurse :DD Even though I do have a love/hate relationship with it xD

Who is your hero? My mommmm

Describe yourself in 3 words: Introvert, sweet, sarcastic

FAVORITES

Favorite color? Blackkk I love pink too, but black way moree

Favorite number? 14

Favorite animal? Snow Tiger

Favorite sport (to play)? Umm I only ever cheer leaded soo cheerleading by default

Favorite sport (to watch)? Baseball and Football

Favorite Show(s)? Criminal Minds, Law & Order SVU, NCIS, Grey’s Anatomy and my guilty pleasure issss Keeping up with the Kardashians haha yes I hate myself for loving that show xD

Favorite movies? Titanic, Cinderella, Nightmare Before Christmas, The Corpse Bride, andd The Princess Bride 

Favorite band? Evanescence 

Favorite song? It’s constantly switching 

Favorite room in the house? My bedroom!!!!

Favorite food? Pizza!!!!! 

Favorite drink? Pepsi :DD Should I be drinking any kind of soda? Nope because I get kidney stones pretty often. Do I still drink my Pepsi like all the time?? YEASS

Favorite place? Disney World <3

Favorite cartoon character? That would be between Cinderella and Sally

Favorite day of the week? Monday and Thursday because I neverrrr work on those days!! 

Favorite day of the year? August 23rd!! :DD

Favorite season? Summerr

Favorite Holiday? Christmass 

Favorite girls name? Emily, Aria and I have to say I do love my name too!! Kiara is pretty 

Favorite boys name? Declan and Aiden

Favorite country? Italy

Favorite smell? OoOo I’m a very fruity person but cucumber melon is my absolute favorite!! 

Favorite sound? Rain falling, tapping of the keyboard, tapping of acrylic nails, a heart beat especially baby heart beats because they go really fast!!

Favorite accent? British

Favorite Ships (in or our of BDRP)? I love all the ships hereee!!!! I love all of my ships tooo ngl xD 

Favorite Fandoms? I don’t think I really have any???

PREFERENCES

Coke or Pepsi? Pepsi!

Pen or Pencil? Pen. I really don’t like pencils at all and won’t use one unless it’s a lead pencil 

Day or Night? Night all the way

Cat or Dog? Dog but I’m sadly very allergic to both :((

Summer or Winter? Summer!

T.V. or Radio? Radio

Brains or Beauty? Brains

Cup or Mug? Mug

Tea or Coffee? Coffeeee, but I’m not a huge fan or either tbh

Gold or Silver? Silver

Brush or Comb? Comb

City or Country? City

Early or Late riser? Late!!!! Look I get up at like 1pm the earliest. 

Blond or Brunette? Brunette

Scary or Romantic movies? Romantic haha Scary movies are too predictable to me I mean so are romantic but whateverr

Board or Computer games? Board gamess

Half full or Half empty? Half full

Happy and poor or Sad and rich? Happy and poor

Glasses or Contacts? Glasses

Flowers or Chocolates? Chocolate!! Please no flowers those die on me tooo

Love or Money? Love

Hugs or Kisses? Tbh hugss I love hugging!!! Just not cuddling though haha

#bdrptask #you guys get disney picturesss andd a recent snap chat picture!! #bc I always love the snap chat filters haha

[noctis-and-friends]

Do Your Best and Don't Give Up [Ignis x Noctis' Sister Reader]

I felt so nice inside after writing this. Ignis deserves so much love <3

The fire crackled before you, sending red and orange ash drifting into the night sky above. You sat around the campfire with between Prompto and Noctis with Gladio across from you, enjoying lighthearted conversation that reflected on the day's events. You were patiently waiting for Ignis to finish dinner, it wouldn't be long now. Whatever he was preparing, it smelled delicious. The way he blended the ingredients and spices was extraordinary; you always looked forward to his meals.

In the light of the campfire, Gladio was currently retelling a story, a rather detailed event involving him and three Magitek troopers. "Once I had swung through one of 'em, another one was already on my back. Within the second, I grabbed him by the shoulder and - "

"Supper is ready." Ignis announced simply. Interrupted, Gladio was left hanging, a strong, tight fist suspended in the air to illustrate his tale.

"Aww, but Ignis..." You heard Prompto whine. "He was getting to the best part!"

"He can tell the rest of his story after dinner. It's been a long day." Each of the guys, including yourself, began to stand up from your seats and walk over to where the bowls of food lay. When Noctis was about to retrieve his food, you saw his face slightly wince with disgust.

"Vegetables and beans? Are you trying to kill me Ignis?" he questioned.

"One needs a complete and nutritional diet, and that does include vegetables and legumes." Ignis replied with a hint of irritation. You sat down with your bowl, a hearty stew featuring various vegetables and beans. It smelled absolutely heavenly, you couldn't resist shoveling a spoonful into your mouth. After swallowing the spoonful of soup, you smiled from the delectable taste it left in your mouth.

"This is really good Ignis!" You turned to Noctis, who was stirring the bits of stew around his bowl, uninterested. "You can at least try it, Noct. I think you might actually like it." You took another sip of the soup. Though Ignis smiled at your response, when he looked back at Noctis, it quickly disappeared.

"At least someone in the royal family will eat their vegetables." He murmured to himself. "You can be like your sister and at least try it." About half of your stew was gone when you glanced at Noctis; he hadn't even touched it. Despite being siblings, there were several things that were strikingly different about the two of you, namely you weren't a picky eater like he was, especially if it was Ignis doing the cooking. You looked at Noctis until he caught your gaze. You stared at him and then looked down at his bowl, indicating that he should give it a taste. He sighed and rolled his eyes, annoyed, and finally dug his spoon into the soup and put it reluctantly into his mouth. You could see his face grimace as he tasted the ingredients on his tongue. Sometimes you could never understand your brother; how could he feel so disgusted at something as delectable as Ignis' cooking? Gladio chuckled from the other side of the campfire. He pointed his spoon at you after he had pulled it out of his mouth.

"If it was just (F/N) on this trip, things would be a hell lot easier when it came to cooking."

"Hey, it's nothing against Ignis' cooking!" Noctis slumped his shoulders as his eyes narrowed. "It's just vegetables and beans - they're disgusting," he pouted. Ignis made a tsk sound as he shook his head and began eating his own portions. You sighed, wondering why he was so biased against those ingredients.

Later on, when dinner had concluded and the guys were settling down, you were helping Ignis clean up. "Sorry that Noct is so... spoiled." You told him honestly as you scrubbed the bowls. "It annoys me too sometimes." Ignis forced a smile as he wiped down the cutting boards.

"Worry not, (F/N). I've been dealing with this for a while now." He put the boards away and moved on to the knives and spoons. "I've learned to go with the flow when it comes to Noct. I don't take it personally."

"It's not right though!" You shook your head as you stacked the cleaned bowls. "After all you've done for him, he ought to be more appreciative that you're looking out for him and his health."

"Perhaps." Ignis stopped his cleaning to turn to you. "I appreciate your efforts to sway your brother to make good decisions. It's nice to know that there are those within the Lucis Caelum family that try to nudge him in the right direction, despite his stubbornness." You shrugged after placing the bowls in the storage bin.

"I do my best." You watched him as he continued to diligently clean the area and tools that were used for preparing tonight's dinner. "A good start is showing that I'm extremely thankful for what you do for him - for all of us." Your gaze shifted downward. "Maybe it'll rub off on him someday." Ignis released a heavy exhale as he leaned on the table and stared at its surface.  

"He is a handful at times, and it is hard to always do things to his liking." He readjusted himself a took a moment to breathe. Stress and exasperation emanated from him like the smoke and ash from the campfire. You approached him slowly, placing a gentle hand on his arched back. You always wanted to do what you could to make things easier for Ignis. You felt bad because the one who caused him the most trouble was your own brother, you felt partially responsible. Ignis pushed his glasses further up the bridge of his sharp nose as he moved to face you. "Your continued support inspires me to keep doing my best for his sake. Seeing you be so encouraging and understanding leads me to believe that Noctis can be the same way, so I keep trying." You grinned and laughed to yourself.

"Maybe one day he'll start liking vegetables and beans." You managed to elicit an amused smile and the smallest chuckle from Ignis, a rare sight to behold.

"What a day that would be."

After the two of you finished the rest of the cleaning, Ignis thanked you for your assistance and ushered you off to bed. He turned off the camping lanterns and monitored the fire as it died down. As his surroundings darkened, the stars in the night sky became clearer. Before retreating to bed, Ignis looked up, the moon in the corner of his eye as he admired the millions of stellar bodies in his sight. He couldn't help smiling again at your comment that one day Noctis might grow to like the ingredients he currently hated. "If only he was like you, (F/N), things would be a lot easier," he acknowledged. Caring, compassionate, and supportive - it made up for all the hardships he had to deal with throughout the day. Your presence was refreshing to him; without you around, things would prove to be very difficult.

He entered the tent, ready to sleep for the night. Before removing his glasses, he caught sight of you - fast asleep next to Noctis. From your peaceful face, he was reminded of your constant desire to help him persevere in his duties. He got himself comfortable before falling asleep, you being the reason he would wake up and carry on tomorrow morning, regardless of what tomorrow would bring.

#Ignis #Ignis Stupeo Scientia #ignis x reader #noctis' sister #reader insert #final fantasy xv #ffxv #final fantasy xv fanfiction #ffxv fanfiction #fluff

[baekhest]

1-10 for Osmia and 11-20 for Delilah? Or one or the other, if you have a preference!

Aaa thanks!

From this post

So, just to clarify, both of these OCs have different variants from different universes, and I think I’ve written about most of them on here before so. Osmia was originally from DnD but I also have a character based off of her in Guild Wars 2, and Delilah was originally from a completely original universe but I also have a version of her in DnD and in Guild Wars 2. For these questions I’m going to be talking about Osmia as she is in DnD and Delilah as she is in my original world, since those are the original versions of the characters. Just want to clear that up since I think I’ve probably talked more about Osmia in Guild Wars 2 than in DnD on here :)

Osmia

1. What do they smell like?

She usually smells faintly of leaves and grass, but sometimes after she’s gotten wet she smells a bit like wet dog. It’s the price for having a wolf as her main druid form.

2. What is their voice like?

Low and a little bit harsh, but when she’s emotional it gets higher. She usually speaks quietly.

3. What is their biggest motivator?

So, the world in which her campaign is set had this huge magical storm manifest a long time ago, and dragons fly out of that storm. The dragons are so powerful that they essentially rule over these territories that make up most of the world, and everyone else kind of serves them. However, there were all kinds of old magics around before the dragons show up, but any knowledge of those magics is suppressed, and you’re in serious trouble if you get caught practicing them. Osmia’s druidic magic is rooted in old nature magic, so she poses as a ranger and doesn’t use her druidic magic unless the situation forces her to, so her main motivation is just not getting caught. She’s also driven by an intense curiosity toward the old magics and is a part of a network of fellow druids who are trying to preserve any records they can find and build up a knowledge base about old magic.

4. What is their most embarrassing memory?

When she was first learning how to use wild shape, she took on the form of a bird and got so caught up in the experience of flying for the first time that she got completely lost. She was eventually found but she’s never quite lived it down.

(Also worth mentioning is the time I was asked a question while in character about why she was so interested in this old crypt we were exploring and spent literally over a minute babbling because I was so panicked and I didn’t know what to say)

5. How do they deal with/react to pain?

Physical pain isn’t a super big worry of hers, since she’s confident in her ability to just pop a quick Cure Wounds. Emotional pain? Tries to convince herself that it doesn’t exist, lets it build up, and Suffers.

6. What do they like to wear?

Usually just your basic leather armor with a traveling cloak over it. She’s not very fashion-minded and will wear whatever is the most practical for the situation. Which can lead to some interesting combinations.

7. Which of their relationships have impacted them most positively?

Honestly? Osmia is a very lonely person. She was taught by an elderly fellow druid but she never felt particularly close to him; she got the feeling that he was just terrified of dying without passing on what he knew and that he would teach anyone who wouldn’t kill him for it. Her parents don’t know that she’s still alive, she never had any siblings, and she’s never even kissed someone else. Even the other people in the druidic network are strangers to her, and it’s so secretive that she’s only ever met a few of them. She always tells herself that the isolation is necessary because she doesn’t know who will betray her, but it eats away at her.

8. What’s the weirdest thing they’ve ever eaten?

I don’t really see her as a picky eater or even as a vegetarian, but one time when she really needed food she ate roasted wolf and it was Weird because like. She often turns into that. What the fuck.

9. Describe the way that they sleep.

Curled up in her bedroll with her cloak draped over her, off to the side a ways from whatever road she was traveling down, ideally in a tent but sometimes not.

10. What is their favorite food/kind of food?

She likes nuts and berries, along with wild greens like dandelions. One of her favorite kinds of food is fish though.

Delilah

11. What do they feel most insecure about?

Alright, so backstory. Delilah lives in a medieval style world where magical creatures and things exist but it’s rare for humans to have any kind of magical abilities. The exception to this are people who can trace their ancestry back to a few bloodlines. Delilah is the bastard daughter of a powerful court figure who has the ability to summon these sort of elemental aura beast things. I feel like they’re hard to describe accurately without drawing them but they’re very bright and very powerful and generally look like large creatures made of strands of light or elemental magic. As an adult, Delilah discovered an ability to summon one very particular creature which is this large, sort of feline-looking creature that looks like it’s made of flames, but she’s not able to control the beast or even to control when it appears. It shows up when she’s in danger and never harms her, but it has literally leveled buildings and killed innocent people and she’s terrified of what it is capable of. I wrote a bit about it here if you want to get an idea.

12. How do they like to dress?

Pretty nicely. As a child she was alone until she was taken in to do grunt work for a local jewler, and eventually he took her on as an apprentice. Fast forward to her 20′s and she’s a member of a jeweler’s guild and pretty well off. So she had access to enough money to have some pretty nice clothes. However, the first Incident with her beast led to her fleeing the city, so now she wears inconspicuous clothes and only keeps a single necklace in her bag.

13. How do they react to feelings of guilt?

Not Well. She internalizes the Fuck out of that shit and highkey blames herself for the deaths that her beast has caused.

14. How do they react to/deal with betrayal?

Run the fuck away. She’s definitely a flight person as opposed to a fight person and will just try to avoid any kind of conflict, and if she’s in danger, leave and try to disappear.

15. What is their greatest achievement?

She’s really quite a good jeweler. She has a great ability to conceptualize how her materials will react to her tools with this much pressure. She’s very proud of her guild membership.

16. What are they like when they’ve gotten too little sleep?

Really dazed, slow reaction time, and eventually she’ll just find the nearest available horizontal surface, lay her head down, and sleep.

17. What are they like when they’re drunk?

Her alcohol tolerance is Not Great and she gets really loud and boisterous when drunk.

18. What kind of music do they enjoy?

In universe, I think she likes the sound of a fiddle. Modern au? Maybe indie and pop stuff.

19. Are they right or left handed?

Right handed!

20. Fears?

That she’ll get more people killed, or that she’ll get killed.

#oc: osmia #oc: delilah #jessakaldwin #answers

[ayyoitsalex]

Chapter 9 - Yes Chef!

Ooh! It's finally my turn to talk! We've never formally met, you've only read about me. Well anyway, my names Elizabeth Brooke Ryan. I go by a few names that my friends and family have come up with, so just pick one of those. Those names are; Elizabeth, Liz, Lizzy, Beth, Eliza, E.B., E.R, E., E. Ry, Ryan, and I think that's it. As you already know I'm youngest of my Ryan family siblings, I'm five foot five, blonde hair, green eyes, and I wear glasses. I didn't do sports like my siblings when I was in high school, I found a different kind of skill that I was good at. Instead I would learn cooking and baking at different rec centers and take classes wherever I could. I just found the whole thing so interesting, and it just came so natural. Despite my reputation as a picky eater. Hey I'm working on it! At this point I'd like to consider myself the best cook in my family. My siblings love being my taste testers and always have been ever since I made my first batch of cookies with mom when I was like..eight. Even though theres a pretty significant age gap between us, we're all close. I'm not any closer to one sibling more than another, I love them all equally. They all took time to take care of me growing up and in different ways. I study at a culinary school in San Diego, and my parents were gracious enough to pay for my entire tuition, but I do work at a restaurant for experience and y'know ya girl needs some spending money. I work at kind of a fancy-ish french restaurant, but I only do prep work. So I'm cutting lots of onions, carrots, potatoes, and crushing a whole mess of garlic. My dream is really to be a chef at a restaurant I love. Simple I know, but I'm a simple person. A lot of people think cooking is a chore or a hassle, but it's something I do that makes me happy and makes me feel creative and special. I live in a small-ish apartment near the school so on occasion I'll walk to school and work, but sometimes I'll feel weird walking around toting around a briefcase looking bag of knives. When I made the decision to go to culinary school it wasn't until I'd already done a year at a traditional college. I wasn't passionate about anything I was taking, and nothing seemed to make me want to dedicate my life to it. It was a real internal struggle since I didn't wanna feel like I was disappointing my parents in going an unconventional route. Though when I did finally tell them they were supportive. I don't know why I expected anything else from them, they're the best! Word got to my siblings on my decision and they all chipped in together to buy me my knives to show their support as well. They were Henckel knives that I'd walk by in Sur la Table all the time and just pine for. Can you say #Blessed ? -ALARM- I struggled underneath the covers trying to find my way out. When I finally emerged I turned the blaring alarm off, and made my way to the bathroom. I did my business and splashed some cold water on my face to wake me up a little bit more. "Alexa, play THE LIST!" I smiled turning to my reflection in the mirror. C'est La Vie began playing and I danced around my apartment probably looking like an idiot. Though what did I care I lived alone. "Say you will say you won't, say you'll do what I don't!" I continued singing probably off-key, dancing my way into the kitchen to make breakfast. Opening the fridge I examined the miriad of leftovers populating the shelves. First things first, i popped open a monster energy. I shook the caffiene through as I took the first sip. "C'est la vie!" I smiled hitting it right on time. -Knock knock- I skipped over to the door and looked through the peep hole. I unlocked the door welcoming inside my two best friends James and Rebecca. James walked in also holding the hand of his son. We usually walk to school together, but today they were early. "Healthy breakfast you got there." James laughed pointing to my energy drink. "It's just a warm up. I was going to have a real breakfast." "That and maybe put on some pants there." Rebecca said. "I'm wearing shorts! I wouldn't have answered the door pants-less I'm not a heathen Rebecca." Though I could see how I did look pantless with my big t-shirt covering my shorts. "Anyway, what're you guys doin here so early. We don't leave for another like..half hour." "I was actually going to ask if I could use your shower cause they were doin some stuff over at my building and the waters out.." Rebecca said pushing her index fingers together. "Well let me go first. And since I'm doing you this favor you make us breakfast then!" "Okay deal. See James look at how nice our friend Elizabeth is. That's why she's my best friend not you" "I can't help that my roommates had the bathrooms occupied when you came over. Get cookin there." I heard Rebecca rummaging through my cabinets for pans while I walked over to the bathroom to take a shower. The good thing about having friends in culinary school is that you can always rely on someone to cook. When I came out the cloud of steam flowed into the apartment. "Jeez you must take some hot showers." Rebecca said plating an omlette. I shrugged my shoulders, still drying my hair. "Okay I did my part. SHOWER!" She picked up her bag and practically ran to the shower. I sat down with James and his son, eating the omlette with what looked to be cut up portions of leftovers. I washed up the dishes and made final checks before we all made our way out of my place. I slinged my bag over my shoulder and picked up my knife kit on our way out the door. We talked about random things on our way to school, but not before making a quick stop for James. He dropped his son off at day-care which also was conveniently close to the school. "I really don't know how you do the whole single dad thing." Rebecca said. "What do you mean?" He said while replying to texts. "I mean I can barely take care of myself let alone another person, and ALONE." "Well he's not alone Becks. He's got us." I smiled. "Aha thanks Liz. But yeah I've got help but I just wanna do as much on my own as I can without burdening anyone else." "You're one of the strongest people I know James." Rebecca said before taking the last sip of her coffee. We made our way onto campus before parting ways to head to our classes. "Meet for lunch!" Rebecca shouted. Both James and I gave her the thumbs up. i walked into my first class of the day which was baking. I learned a lot of my baking knowledge from not only my mom but also my aunt Camryn. Along with her wedding planning business she has her own baking business on the side. She wasn't always my nicest teacher to me, but I did learn a lot. I buttoned up my chef's jacket and sat down in the lecture hall to watch a demonstration. I paid attention as best I could taking whatever notes I felt would help me the most later. This isn't like a typical lecture with slides,  it's literally a projection of someone making a dish. When it was finished the class went into the test kitchen to see if we could recreate it. I did fairly well on my recreation but just a few plating issues kept me from a perfect score. Still an A none the less with room for improvement. I checked the clock. I walked over to the cafeteria where Rebecca was already there waiting with her second coffee of the day. Though what can I expect from someone that considers themself a sommelier of coffee. "How was baking class?" Rebecca asked a little shakily. I'm assuming it's from all the caffiene she's had in such a short amount of time. "I made the pastry fine, but I just had plating issues. My coulis wasn't as thick as I wanted and it started streaking on the plate. So I got docked points, but still an A." I shrugged trying not to think about it too much. "Well that's good." "What's good?" James asked walking over to us carrying a tray. "Liz got an A in baking today, but she's mad about her coulis." "Oh bummer. Cookie?" He offered. I smirked taking it. "Ha nothing a cookie couldn't solve." "Okay rude you didn't offer me one." "Excuse me where are my manners, Rebecca would you also like a cookie?" "Hold the sarcasm with that one." Rebecca said reaching over. "But yes I would." I took a bite laughing at their exchange. "*SPITS JAMES!" I rubbed a napkin on my tongue. Both of them looking at me crazy. "THESE ARE RAISIN!" "...and?" James said slowly taking a bite for himself. "WHO LIKES OATMEAL RAISIN COOKIES!?" I fumed passing it back to him. Rebecca's eyes grew wide. "You would like raisins!" Rebecca huffed. "C'mon Elizabeth, let's get real food." We stuck our tongues out while James laughed to himself. Moving through the lunch line, Rebecca and I grabbed food onto our trays to forget the trauma of the raisin trying to be a chocolate chip. What sick bastard decided cookies needed raisins?! I settled on a chicken sandwich with polenta fries, while Rebecca got a skirt steak salad with chipotle dressing. Perks of going to a culinary school is you get food normally not thought of in regular college. "I can't believe you did that to me. I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS!" I took a hard bite into my sandwich. He just shrugged his shoulders before taking another bite of that monstrosity of a dessert. When we finished lunch it was time for me to head to my cooking basics class. The class I'm probably best at. Like my baking class we start off watching a demo of a dish being made and then are asked to recreate. I like this one in particular cause we get to eat whatever we make. I'm not so much a sweet tooth person so that's why this one takes rank over desserts. Also this way I usually don't have to make dinner. We were making pan roasted chicken, braised swiss chard, roasted parsnips, and carmelized cipollini onions. It's a dish I could make in my sleep. When I got into the kitchen it was time for business. I didn't hear anyone, I wasn't talking, the only thing I was doing was cooking. I finished somewhere in the middle of the class, and brought my dish up to be judged. My professor cut into my chicken and I hoped to fuck it wasn't raw. He picked the piece up on the fork and I saw BOOM right on the money. He took bits from around the plate onto a single bite. "Very good Elizabeth. Another good days work. You can enjoy your dish if you want or leave it to another student." FUCK THAT. I brought my plate back to my station and started eating. I did the dishes at my station when I got done, and packed up my knives. James and Rebecca were waiting outside my class as we were all going to work right afterwards. James is a waiter at the restaurant, and Rebecca works the bar. They're both a little older than I am, and I'm only twenty. I met them both pretty randomly when sitting alone in the cafeteria. Rebecca sat down at my table and just introduced herself to me. Complete opposite of my own personality, and then right after James did the same. I guess they could tell I was new or something and needed friends. Since then we've all just hung out, and they even helped me get the job at the restaurant. "Looked good whatever you were eating." Rebecca said. "Oh so good. I love having a class where you eat what you make." "Aha I remember those classes. Enjoy them now." James warned. "Aw James don't scare her!" Rebecca laughed. "I'm just sayin! I can't eat my accounting homework." Way to bring down my mood James. "Well whatever, let's get to work." We walked off campus and rode the bus. I made it to my station of unchopped vegetables and got right into it. "Hey Elizabeth." Our head chef greeted me. "Hi!" I smiled looking up from my pile of carrots. "I'm also gonna need you to break down those romaine hearts. We got tableside Caesars going tonight." "Ooh fun. Are you guys making the dressing from scratch?" "Yeah actually, you ever done it?" He asked inspecting the various stations. "Just at home, it was okay." "Aha hard to believe this is your first year at culinary." What can I say? Humble brag. "Well I'll leave you to get back to work." "Alright, bye chef!" I don't even think I know our head chef's real name. I just call him chef. I set my knife down for a minute to shake the feeling back into my hands. The pile of carrots slowly began to dwindle down, so I shifted my focus to the romaine hearts. After washing and spinning them I broke them down for salad. I brought the bowls to the trolleys for the table side service. I stood at the front of the kitchen just imagining what it'd be like. "Alright on order! Four covers!" I said pretending to read a ticket. I heard laughs behind me and immediately I turned around shook. A few of the line cooks had seen me. "Aw..she's playing pretend." One of them said walking past me. "How cute..thinks she's an actual chef." Another chef smirked attempting to pinch my cheek. I pulled my face away, trying to be as stone face as possible as they walked by. Inside I was dying. I was so embarrassed. I ran back into the walk-in fridge to cool off. I took a few deep breaths to collect myself. The head chef walked in, and jumped back surprised to see me in there. "Whoa! I didn't expect to see anyone in here." "Oh..um I was just..never mind I don't know what I was doing." "You okay?" He asked looking me in the eyes. "Yeah yeah just..nothing." I tried to walk past him back into the kitchen. He held his arm out blocking my way. "Hey tell me what's wrong." He leaned up against the door. "No one can hear what we're talking about it's okay. What you say will be between us, and I can tell you're a little rattled about something." "*sigh well..alright. I was at the front of the pass with no one in the kitchen and I kinda like pretended I was calling out orders..y'know like a real head chef. Then I guess some of the line cooks saw me and kinda..made fun of me for pretending." "Mm I see. So lemme ask you something. What's your goal from all this?" "What? To be a head chef." "So what if you imagine yourself in that role and some people see? You can see yourself doing that, and that's what matters. Those chefs are probably just content working the line and never getting better. They probably stopped learning a long time ago. You're dreaming bigger. You've got something Elizabeth and I'm not just saying that." I nodded my head. "Now walk back in there like you belong in there." He pointed me back into the kitchen. I pulled my shoulders back and walked confidently back in. I found the chefs that passed by me. They smirked at me again, mocking the motions I was doing earlier. "I will be a head chef one day, and a damn good one. So FUCK YOU!" The head chef covered his mouth laughing as I returned to my station. I must've said it pretty loud since I could hear both James and Rebecca laughing their ass off. Good thing we hadn't opened for dinner yet!

#book

[julmar123]

The Umbrella Academy Season 2

“Since the second season of The Umbrella Academy is now on Netflix, I have decided to continue my fan fic. The reader is a member of the Umbrella Academy (#8) her powers allow her to become a human fire. Again this is a continuation of the 1st season’s fan fic. based on your perspective.

Season 2 Episode 5: “Valhalla”

“You know I’m starting to get the feeling Dad’s avoiding us” says Five irritated. “Hate to be the boring one, guys, but uh, it’s time to get the hell out of here” she says as she begins to walk away. “when you say “we” who exactly are you referring to?” asks Five suspiciously. “Not a lot of ambiguity in that sentence.” she answers acting confused by Five’s sudden question. “Listen, I don’t know who you are, or where you came from, but whatever it is, I’ advise you return posthaste.”threatens Five. “she’s right Five, we gotta get outta here” says Diego taking her side. “I just saved your life, you kinder shit. If I hadn’t stepped in, all that would be left of you is a blazer and some bloody socks” she says offended. “and that’s the problem, your too good says Five. “you ask too many questions, you know too much” you add as Diego looks at you. “and you fight like you know what you’re doing.” says Five. “they’ve got a point.” says Diego acknowledging the facts. “So I know how to handle myself, and that makes me the bad guy?” she asks rhetorically. “no your trained” you add. “whoever you are, you are in my way. If I see you again, I will kill you.” threatens Five before walking away, you decide to follow him. As kids you and Five weren’t the closest of siblings, since Five was very competitive and wasn’t content with you being slightly smarter or more cunning than him. Making him uneasy was always loads of fun as a child. However, when he went missing you gave up trying to compete with your siblings. However right now, you are more than thankful that hes around. 

In the morning you are woken up by your brothers arguing. “they are Swedish, you idiot” says Five You walk in and pour a cup of coffee. “hired guns paid to eradicate us, before we do any more damage to this timeline.” adds Five. “Yeah, but why now, I mean I’m fine for three months until you both showed up.” says Diego looking at both you and Five. “yeah, I was here for a year and no one messed with me.” adds Luther looking at Five. “Even if it was my fault which it isn’t, we only have 6 days before the end of the world, and the closest anyone’s gotten to dad was that driveway at the consulate.” says Five. “Oh and Diego getting stabbed” you add before taking a drink of coffee. “Well, that’s not exactly true.” says Luther. You all look at him confused. “What do you mean?” asks Five. “I saw him” says Luther. He then proceeds to tell you all how he went back to the academy to meet dad as he eats breakfast. “That’s pathetic, “ says Diego . “Yeah well at least he didn’t shank my ass” says Luther in response, this making you laugh. “No bro he shanked, your heart.” says Diego. “Is that my bathrobe?” asks Elliot as he walks into the kitchen and sees Luther. “NO” says Luther clearly guilty. “look who cares what he shanked, He knows something about time travel.” says Five. “Wait, why don’t you just do your thing and uh, time travel us out?” asks Elliot, clueless. “anyone care to explain?” asks Five. “the first time he tried he got lost int he apocalypse” says Luther with a mouth full. “second time he ended up with out hair on his balls.” adds Diego. “the last time I tried, I scattered my family across three years, in Dallas Texas, possibly triggering a doomsday” says Five as he is pouring himself another cup of coffee. “any more questions Elliot?” you ask. “Uh no” says Elliot “Guys you’re all missing the big picture, dad is the ringleader of a sinister cabal, that’s planning to kill the president.” says Diego as you roll your eyes. “cabal?” asks Luther confused. “ignore him” you add, Diego looks at you irritated. “look the way I see it, we only have one option” says  Five. “Oh yeah and what’s that?” ask Luther confused. “It’s time to get the Umbrella Academy back together.”says Five you clap in agreement. "hell yeah, family meeting.”says Diego. "Okay then, can one of you get Allison please?"" says Luther looking sad. "You two still a thing?”asks Diego. "Do we need to talk?”he adds. "No, she's married." says Luther looking sad. "whoa. Dude, that's rough." says Diego. " I know that feeling too well bro” you say before sipping some coffee. " I can handle it” he says. "i'll get her can you ah get Vanya with out squeezing her to death.”says Five. "i'll try”says Luther with his mouth full, then Five simply zaps out. " wait, uh what should I do?” asks Elliot. "prepare for company”says Diego, "here ill help you clean up a bit” you say guiding Elliot into the living space. 

After Luther gathers Vanya he brings her back to Elliot's place. You were happily helping him make some strange desert looking thing. Honestly you had a good time listening to him talk about various foods, it made you feel normal. As we wait for everyone else he begins to tell us about various Jell-O flavors.  "Ya'll know Jell-O used to be a delicacy. You know in order to make it, you gotta boil down a while mess of hooves..you know horses, cows, pigs, it doesn't matter. But you know not everybody has a mess of hooves just lying around. It wasn't until uh...couple of sassy New Yorkers figured out how to dry it out so that the rest of us could have a, a chance to enjoy this ambrosia.” he says ïf we have some, will you shut up?”asks Diego. "maybe, here”says Elliot as he begins to serve us some Ambrosia salad. You were never a picky eater, in fact you were interested in the taste. "how you feeling?” Luther asks Vanya. "pretty shitty to be honest.”she says. "hu me too”you say taking a spoon full into your mouth. "where would you say you are on a scale from one to ending all life on this planet?”asks Diego as hes playing with a knife, "Really?”asks Vanya rhetorically, "Diego, put the knife away, you idiot she's fine”says Luther. "last time I saw this one she had me suspended midair, sucking the life out of me, with energy tentacles. I think I'm allowed a little time to process." says Diego. "don't worry Vanya he's not going to do anything” you say trying to ease the tension. "oh, I would like to see an energy tentacle.”adds Elliot intrigued. " Oh I don't remember what I did, but I'm sorry..if..if that means anything.”she says genuinely sorry. "it does, just going through a lot right now”says Diego putting the knife down. "There's this girl I like, I thought she liked me, but turns out that she's”he begins to say when a door opens. "oh thank goodness” you say underneath your breath as you get up to look at the front door. " Is anyone here? hello?” asks Allison. You quickly run down the stairs to greet her and Klaus. "oh wow look at this old stuff” says Klaus as you run towards them. "oh wow I know this is impossible, but did we all get sexier?”he says as he sees you. You jump on him and he hugs you tightly. "I missed you hottie”he says into your neck."I'm glad your okay”you say as he puts you back on the floor. Diego go in for the hug. "oh you are drunk” he says. "yeah, no just a little, just a few..oh that's so sweet.”he says joining Vanya and Allison hugging. He gives Vanya a kiss on her head before letting go. You then hug Allison. "Klaus is Ben here?”asks Five curiously. "oh uh no, no unfortunately ghost can't time travel." says Klaus. You take his hand in yours and intertwine your fingers. Klaus was always your favorite sibling. 

" Alright then. Lets get down to business.”says Five as he leads us all back up to the living space. " So Vanny what's new?”Klaus asks Vanya as you three walk up the stairs together. It felt so nice to have you all together again. "Alright first off I want to say I'm sorry. I know I really screwed the pooch on this whole, going back in time and getting stuck thing. But the real kick in the pants here is we brought the end of the world back here with us.”says Five. "oh my god again?”asks Klaus as he is pouring himself a drink as he looks at everyone. "all of you knew? Why am I always the last one to find out about the end of the, oh my god.. my cult is going to be so pissed, Five! I told them we had until 2019.” says Klaus. "a cult?”you ask him and he simply shrugs. "We have until Monday, we have 6 days” answers Five. " Is it Vanya?”asks  Klaus. "Klaus” says Allison. "What? it's usually Vanya.”says Klaus defensive. "Do you have any leads, Five?” Vanya asks ignoring Klaus. "Yeah we have one” answers Five as Diego hands him a folder, and he hands it to Allison. " Holy shit is that dad?”she asks as soon as she opens it. "yup” you say sitting on Klaus' lap. " that's him?”asks Vanya as she takes a closer look at the photo. " Standing on the grassy knoll" says Diego. "Diego, Y/N and I have been trying to talk to Dad about what exactly this means, So far we've got nothing.”says Five. "not nothing, he's planning to kill Kennedy”says Diego. "maybe” you add, with a shrug. Diego just looks at you. "we don't know who or what sets doomsday in motion, could be Kennedy, could be something entirely independent." you add defensive "but what we do know is that something changes the timeline and we have to make it right again.” adds Five nodding in agreement with you. "Yeah, but how, if we don't know what's broken?”asks Allison. "Come on do the math. We know dad's having shady ass meeting with some shady ass people. We know he's on the grassy knoll in three days to kill the president. So I think we all know what we have to do.”says Diego. "find dad” says Five while Diego says "kill dad"  you all look around confused. "None of us are suppose to be here right? I mean what if it's us? Has anyone here done anything to screw up the timeline?”asks Vanya. "she has a point” you add as Klaus is playing with the hem of your dress and shaking his head. "Diego's been stalking Lee Harvey Oswald.”snitches Luther. "And you're working for Jack Ruby” says Diego pointing at Luther. " Allison has been very involved in local politics." adds Klaus. "Okay, you started a cult" she sasses back to him. ''I'm just a nanny on a farm. I don't have anything to do with all of that. "says Vanya trying to state her case. "Well maybe you do, we just don't know it yet." adds Allison. Diego whistles loudly, trying to get everyone's attention. "Listen to yourselves, everything in our new lives is connected to Kennedy. That can't be a coincidence. Luther works for Ruby, Allison is protesting the government, dad is on the grassy knoll, Klaus is..,doing something weird and pervy, but probably related. See clearlywe were all sent back here for one special reason...saving John Fitzgerald Kennedy." says Diego, this causing everyone to argue, you turn towards Five for some clarity. "Guys you all die, I was there. I saw it,And I wanna forget it, but I can't...I saw Russian Nukes vaporize the world with all of you in it, in a war that never happened until we brought it here. Hazel gave his life to save us, so you may need to shut up and just listen to me. I don't know if the things we've experienced here are all connected. I don't know if there's a reason for everything, but dad will. We need to talk to him before everyone and everything we know is dead." says Five trying to reason with everyone. " Okay, I'm out”says Luther. You look at him confused, and disappointed as he gets off the chair. " Did you even hear me, Luther?" asks Five annoyed. "yeah. yeah I did, I heard a 58 year old man, who still want his daddy to come and fix everything.Well, you can count me out. It's time we all grow the hell up." says Luther before he walks off. "Luther”calls out Allison but he ignores her. Diego goes after him. "Where are you going" he asks. " Save it Diego." says Luther as he walks down the stairs. Five zaps out and meets him down . "No one leaves until we figure this out”threatens Five. '' Is he stupid?”you ask rhetorically as you get off Klaus’ lap and stand over the railing. You see Luther toss five off the stairs, but before he hits the ground he zaps off.  you turn around and see Klaus eating the Ambrosia salad. "You know I could really go for some tacos right now, Allison?Tacos?" he asks. " shouldn't we wait?" she suggest. "You know those guys, I mean it could take forever for them to bro it out. Vanya Tacos?”he asks. "tacos? I'm in”you say encouragingly, after the last couple of days you've had you could use a little distraction. "Is there anyway that tacos are going to cause the end of the world?”asks Vanya. You shake your head, as Allison gets her purse. " I mean there is only one way to find out, right?”says Klaus snapping his finger. "lets go!" you call out as you take his hand in yours. 

After eating Tacos you all gather at the hair salon that  Allison works at. She begins to play with Klaus’hair while you and Vanya sit and watch. She then begins to talk about her new husband. "the nerve of that man. I mean one thing goes wrong and he's on a warpath, I mean, doesn't know who I am?"No, no NO, Ray you know exactly who I am you just can't handle it." she rants. You simply drink the booze and listen to her, while Vanya is playing with the beer bottles and Klaus i smoking a cigarette. "I'm protecting him”she says. "from what?”asks Klaus. "The end of the world, for one”she adds. "is the world really going to end?”asks Vanya. "Five, keeps secrets but he's almost always right” you say before taking a drink. "it did last time, and we did everything Five could think of to stop it." adds Allison. "Hey wouldn't it be weird if Five grew up all hot? Wouldn't that be weird?" says Klaus. "What eww” says Allison. " I mean... not really I always thought he was cute when we were children” you say. Allison looks at you surprised. "You thought all of us were cute" says Klaus. "nope just you and Diego and apparently Five” says Allison making you giggle." In my defense we only ever saw each other and well Luther was a tad bit to boring for my taste." you say winking at Allison. "yeah miss "Luther was my lover" says Klaus followed by making kissing noises. "we have never even kissed" says Allison defensive. "yeah but you guys were making little sick moon dog eyes at each other all through puberty and breakfast and all that." adds Klaus. "agreed" you add. "how about you two and Diego Y/n your little triangle?”adds Allison. "nothing ever happened, what Klaus and I have is strictly platonic, we have an agreement to just be us around each other, plus Diego's and idiot anyways.” you say rolling your eyes. "Aren't we all brothers and sisters, or..?”asks Vanya confused, Klaus snorts. "Well.. technically, it" starts Allison but Klaus interrupts her. " Technically ? if you have to word... if you have to use the word technically, you are already in trouble.”he says stammering through the sentence. "okay, can we focus? I mean clearly we're not saving the wold tonight, but maybe, we could at least try to save my marriage." adds Allison. "No, no because that's like asking a nun how to hump someone's leg. I mean who in this room knows shit about relationships? This one? In secret love with Farm Frau." says Klaus pointing at Vanya. "her name is sissy.”Vanya adds. "which is an improvement, on her previous love interest, the serial killer. “says Klaus. "what?”asks Vanya shocked. You simply nod. "meanwhile i'm carrying a torch for a soldier I haven't technically me yet, Y/N doesn't want to acknowledge her feelings for Diego,  and Diego is clueless, Luther is in love with his sister" he adds. "Okay again we are not biological."says Allison defensive. "I agree with that"' you say before taking another sip of alcohol. "Face it the healthiest long term relationship in this family was when Five was banging that mannequin. The only thing the Umbrella Academy knows about love, is how to screw it up.” he says raising his cup. "i'll cheers to that”you say as you raise your bottle. "cheers"' says Allison and Vanya in unison before you all take a drink. "How do you guys deal with this?'' asks Vanya. "'what?" you ask her confused. "I mean, all of it... the time travel, seeing the dead, the end of the world.”she says. "well I get really high, she runs away, Allison...Allison lies to herself” he says as Allison kicks a stool at him. "and you suppress all your emotions deep, deep down until you... you blow shit up.”says Klaus. "yeah, i'd really like to not do that anymore." says Vanya. "well you got 6 days missy." you add. "What the hell are we suppose to do with 6 days?”asks Allison. "Party? I don't know.”scoffs Klaus. " I'm gunna tell Sissy that I love her. I don't want any secrets. “says Vanya clearly drunk. "yeah. yeah, yeah your right yes cause, you know, if it's all going to go tits-up, the least I can do is be honest with my husband.” says Allison agreeing with her. "oh does that mean I have to face my cult? I just hate group break ups, it's why I stopped dating twins.”says Klaus. "well I'm not telling Diego, he's in love, and it's really not the best time”you say before taking a drink. "This family is amazing" says Vanya. You three laugh. "yeah right let's not get ahead of ourselves.”says Allison. "come here Vanya” you say inviting her to a group hug. "I love you guys”says Klaus as he holds us tight. "oh you guys, I love this song”says Allison as she puts the volume up on the small radio. You all begin to dance along with her. Ending in a fit of giggles.

#umbrella corporation #umbrella acedmy #Diego Five Allison luther vanya ben klaus