#but not that kind of mascot

[ve-ris]

Finished Ace Attorney recently

I love these fucking idiots

#ace attorney #larry butz #miles edgeworth #phoenix wright #actually it's just that fucking blue badger #i'm sure this is the kind of mascot that likes to take down people and commit war crimes #just for the lulz #no one noticed how small Larry is #i did that on my phone so I can't exactly fix it lol lmao even #my stuff

[magical-mascots]

Magical Mascots AU Character sheets ahoy~

Okay so first up we have Sun - hope his nervous energy shines through because he has a lot to spare! So Sun is an overstretched mascot who can make balloon dogs and paper plates and all sorts come alive before your very eyes (much to every parent’s delight I’m sure)! In the end, he ended up taking on pretty much all the tasks at the play park once Moon was found to have …issues that seemed to come about as an unexpected side effect of his dream weaving ability. He’d sooner explode than admit it but it hasn’t been easy for him. Outside of Moon he doesn’t have a friend in the world, and to top it all off he was decommissioned and left to rot in the once busy soft play area following a mysterious incident, which has taken its toll on him. He would love nothing more than to be best friends forever and show you all the things and possibly keep you in his pocket!

Next up is Moon. Moon is difficult to read at the best of times, but all the more so since his role was cut down more and more at the theme park and he was forced to reside in the mindscape he shares with Sun for most of time. Moon has been basically starved of all interactions in the real world for the longest time which has left him extremely elusive and wary. You’ll mostly only see him in doll form until you get to know him because he’s been kept away from people for so long he’s unsure of how to interact with them. He is playful, but it mostly seems to be on his own terms for the time being. Moon actually spends a lot of his time hanging out in the dreamscape and it’s in your dreams (or possibly your nightmares depending on whether you’ve been good or bad) where you’ll find him most.

Aaaaand that brings us to our third major player …y/n! No stranger to fixing up toys and mascots in your brief time as Freddy’s handler at the theme park, now you’ve found yourself in the strange position of needing to fix yourself before you fade into oblivion. Ever since you woke up in the hospital following an unexpected incident with Freddy, your body has been glitching and fading on and off at the worst possible moments, and it’s starting to feel like you’re neither here nor there. A mysterious counsellor has promised a cure, but the only problem is it’s locked away in a dusty old corner somewhere along with one (or was it two?) apparently decommissioned mascots who are looking to be a lot more alive than you’d been led to believe. Will they be your best bet at getting the cure to your affliction or will they literally turn out to be your own worst nightmare?

#fnaf #sundrop #moondrop #fnaf sun #fnaf moon #fnaf daycare attendant #fnaf security breach #fnaf au #fnaf sb au #fnaf sun x reader #fnaf moon x reader #magical mascots au #please be kind they’re our babies #asks and such are much appreciated! #y/n is for all intents and purposes you but this is basically the model we’ll tend to be drawing for comics and so on #no physical descriptors etc are used in the fanfic

[phoenixcatch7]

In love with the idea of captain marvel being Billy's imaginary friend. Like, it'd be so easy. Early depictions had them as almost fully separate people sometimes, like one soul with two minds, rather than just two filters like we mostly see now.

But imagine a Billy down on his luck, hurt and hiding from police and criminals alike, daydreaming the hours away as children do, taking inspiration from all the superheroes rising to fame, making little stories to play out his dreams of saving the world with a generic action doll he found while dumpster diving once. Most of the paint's rubbed off.

Red's his favourite colour, his comfiest jumper is a bright ruby even after all the grime and washes. Gold, too, it's shiny and warmer than silver! A hero cape is a must, big and eye catching! And he can fly, of course, like superman, and in his daydreams, when he's sore and frustrated after a long day's grind, his superhero is smart enough and knows all the right words to get the bullies to stop without resorting to fighting.

His superhero fantasy is one he spends a lot of time on, the first one he goes for when struggling to sleep at night, and he can picture it so clearly. Captain marvel is big and bright and kind, strong enough to lift the boxes for the old lady up the road who's moving all by himself, fast enough to catch Jamie who fell out of the tree on Saturday and broke his leg and couldn't come to class for weeks. He appears at the entrance to alleys when Billy is cornered, he steps up behind to cover for him when he gets caught shoplifting, he sits at the bus stop with him when it's pouring rain and the right bus doesn't seem to be coming.

And then the wizard comes, or rather whisks him away, and like a magician from a fairytale breathes life into his imaginary friend until Billy feels thrice his size and a million times more invincible.

From then on, captain marvel is a real hero, just like Billy is a real boy, and as one they save the whole city, and then the whole world, and get cats down from trees and help Mrs Victoria move the last of her boxes and she gives them a pinch in the cheek and cookies for the road and sometimes it hurts but it's so much better than he imagined.

#dc comics #captain marvel #dc captain marvel #shazam #billy batson #imaginary friend #imaginary friend au #Billy's great because you can give him the most buck wild adventures with the most self indulgent plots and it makes perfect sense #Batman and superman are out here having mental health crisis no.528 and marvels away having dance offs with gnomes #Billy would fit perfectly into gravity falls he really would #Anyway imaginary friend au is near and dear because it encapsulates that sort of safe fantasy for change and companion ship #And a protective imaginary friend brought to life is going to be just a fascinating character no matter what #And it's the perfect cover for non imaginary cap anyway. Why does he prioritise this kid over everything despite having never mentioned him #Imaginary friends always have to care for their creator! But you can't expect an imaginary friend to do your taxes! #Why is cap so eternally kind and bubbly and a bit childish? That's because his creator is a kid! Duh! #This particular imaginary friend just so happens to have encountered magic and is now real enough to play basketball with asteroids. #He's strong enough to match superman but it's fine he's got a child's heart and an unending protectiveness for humanity. #Just don't try anything with the kid or you're toast. #I love the jl needing to save/help Billy in some way and cap; who's practically the jls puppy mascot at this point #Is just shamelessly and unrepentantly possessive of Billy while being openly wrapped around his finger. Number one fan #Like 'he's the specialist boy and if you don't clap for him I'm going to blow this whole building up' type #Have you read Split on ao3 it's like that. Cap is the most unaffiliated person on the team and then bam Billy is number 1 priority 100% #Go read split if you haven't 10/10 #Like it never crosses caps mind to hinder or harm Billy he is Devoted. Platonic God/worshipper except the deity in question is an 11yo #And the worshipper is the closest thing to a deity without being one you can get in dc. #But like a healthy relationship lmao. #It's a soul deep claim with total freedom on both sides and they teach each other love and they're the same person #AUGH

[sergle]

I absolutely always forget that people generally don't know about buc-ee's. but it's a huge huge huge ass gas-station where you can buy anything. and is basically disneyland for people from Texas and I got my dog in a bucc-ees parking lot

#that's where we met to get um. Hugo as a Puppy LMAO #HE'S A BUCC-EE BOY!!!!!!!!!!!! #sergle.txt #if you've ever driven past a fuck-off Large gas station with a mascot of some kind #it's cuz they're trying to be bucc-ees. but they'll never do it. #they will never be her.

[somewhatidealname]

Thoughts on Glitchtrap

i know very little about them and i have not drawn them until now. i trust them with my electronic devices

#in terms of actual opinions on glitchtrap. uhhh #they kind of intimidate me bc of how convoluted their... presence is #and the lore surrounding them #i do like their design it makes for a good uncanny and creepy mascot costume #ask #art #fnaf #glitchtrap

[lynxgriffin]

I'm curious if Noelle and Susie found any embarrassing photos that the other absolutely loves?

While Noelle's bound to have plenty, good luck finding anything with Susie!

#ask lynx stuff #lynx art #suselle #what kind of mascot even is ICE-E? #he's all of them everywhere #which is what makes him so creepy

[risingsunfish]

dang ol' FEH dragging me out of retirement for one last dumb Splatoon crossover with these guys

#fire emblem #fe3h #feh #flayn #seteth #splatoon #judd #lil judd #fe heroes #fe16 #fódlan #halloween #kind of bummed they didn't get a duo halloween alt #though it makes me wonder which of them begged the alt-deciding-council to exempt seteth #i know y'all probably wanted him to be a sexy dracula or something #but in my book? if he's not in a big dumb novelty mascot suit don't even bother

[weirdly-specific-but-ok]

HAPPY EASTER SUNDAY MAGGOTS!

HAPPY EASTER TO THOSE WHO CELEBRATE! HERE HAVE A BADLY COLOURED-IN CROWLEY EGG I MADE FOR YOU!

#good omens mascot #weirdly specific but ok #asmi #maggots #good omens #crowley #good omens fanart #er #kind of #i mean #it's crowley #but it's an egg #easter sunday #easter eggs #easter

[dovewingkinnie]

sometimes i wonder if i could make a good mascot horror story following all the overused tropes that all the games keep using i feel like thats genuinely impossible and i'd end up just taking it in a completely different direction but i'll try!!!

#can we get a mascot horror with a tumblr sexyman in it #lMAO #now thats my kind of mascot horror!

[ramagerslatteart]

congratulations to catnap for being the best mascot horror antagonist ever

MA!

#ramagersart #catnap #poppy playtime #poppy playtime chapter 3 #this chapter was so fucking good. catnap is peak mascot horror antagonist #dude the fucking PT SECTION?? i saw that hallway and KNEW i was in for a treat #AND THE? EXPLICITNESS OF THE DEATH??? THE RADIOS? THE HOUR OF JOY TAPE?? #more of this kind of mascot horror please #im so glad artists are still working hard and putting out bangers in the era of banban

[joseigamer]

Persona 2: Homophobia Simulator (2011)

Bonus:

#persona #persona 2 #p2 #tatsujun #tatsuya suou #jun kurosu #p2is #75% of all the demons in persona 2 are homophobic. LMAO #jack frost being homophobic is really funny to me like of course atlus's mascot is #yaoi #<- sorry. tagging purposes #while tatsujun/p2 has its flaws i think its very bold of them to give jun and tatsuya a chance to defend themselves in 1999 #(the dialogue is the same presumably) #the thing abt p4 i just couldnt stand is how its all supposed to be so funny even the player's self insert is fine with it. #also there kind of is something inherently funny about a demon saying ''so this is the modern day of sodom...'' LMAO #Lich is an ally. #Rasputin hates all human life equally #the video source link contains every demon's reaction to tatsujun's contact - though i recommend watching it on mute or at 2 times speed #(its somewhat repetitive but a good resource and provided clean footage) #games

[motherfucker-unlimited]

#100% orange juice #Marie Poppo #Tomomo #The Hater #I love poppo she's the best kind of mascot. The one you'd call an exterminator for

[cerealforkart]

1 & 2, 3 & 4, 5 & 6, 7 & 8, 9 & 10

No one tell Luffy that Chopper is getting a snack

#one piece #sanji #tony tony chopper #doodly #finally I can get back to this series #hm my chopper looks weird #I'll have to work on it #chopper is a character I'm super surprised I like #I usually find that kind of mascot character annoying #but he's just a little guy #everyone's little brother

[shescreature]

#iwtv #iwtv episode 6 #interview with the vampire #tw: gore #lestat de lioncourt #meow meow i am so sorry you need to be burned alive immediately #he's kind of like a bobblehead #or a cereal mascot

[deadwooddross]

It’s ipad cleaning time and My God did these take a minute to compile...BUT, HERE WE ARE! 1 of 4 of the last sketchbooks from 2022! Bout 50 pages as per usual Get ‘er on PATREON if ya like!

#art #sketchbook #tbh creature #IT IS NOT A LOT OF THE CREATURE but i needed a lil mascot #ill evaporate if I don't have a nice cover #currently you can also still look at all the previous sketchooks too #tho that may change one of these days just bc it's kind of a Lot of art hdfhg so PEEK WHILE YE MAY

[funnierasafictive]

We were thinking of making a small mascot for FAAFictive (this blog) at one point, but I have no idea what that would even be! How would you make a mascot for a blog that reblogs (mostly) jokes that can be fictive related? The idea just came up some time ago so that our icon wasn’t just the flag- but also something else to make this blog visually identifiable.

#Just like how in this one discord server we are in the mascot is kind of a snom but in front of a (the same) fictive flag haha. #That that story is different. It was an april fools joke that stuck. #It is a fictive server for context which is why the flag is there. #From Chara #Not Funnier as a Fictive #Anyhow… We just notice that other system-community-based blogs have more symbols on them but we do not! #I found it rather interesting. #In other news: We are finishing our current batch of art commissions! #We were thinking that instead if advertising we are OPEN to our main.. we can advertise to you all instead =) #So you get first come first serve!