#but when it is…

[transformhim]

Because cum is amazing and delicious and nutritious and what are you talking about it absolutely does have transformative properties 🤣 idk why it keeps coming up but I'm not complaining! 👅

period! we love the sauce!

and leave it up to me to forget, you know, basic reproductive science 🫠

#not a story #but let’s face it it’s rarely delicious #but when it is… #bottoms up #i’ll keep including it in my stories for the same reason i’ll keep including male tiddies in these non story posts #🗣️if you ever WRITE anymore stories!! stop reblogging you lazy fuck! #who said that🏃🏻 #anyways thanks for reading the tags i guess

[thequibblah]

going through your book talk tag and can you answer this yet?!

nope still not out yet 😔😔😔

#but when it is… #sunshine lover #ask me #book talk

[epoxyconfetti]

#geology #scotland #i haven't worked in geology in 30 years #but it's still dangerous to let me drive when the geology is interesting #@ayeforscotland #but i am still a cartographer #and this is a way cool map

[its-arson-time]

type prevs url with your eyes closed in the tags

#arson screams #rb bait #kinda #its-arson-time im so good at this #arson explodes #this post got 1k when i wasnt looking

[sometiktoksarevalid]

#no dialogue #art #sculpture #wood sculpture #snakes #gasped out loud when i saw the scales

[theredtours]

why yes I AM making boop gifs from screen recording

#they're transparent and i'll post them when I am finished. #I won't even tag them because everyone should have them #boop #text

[pocketss]

happy old gnoll

#comics #love when i see a big snail

[septemberkisses]

the fact that i'm no longer the same age as the protagonists of novels and films i once connected to is so heartbreaking. there was a time when I looked forward to turning their age. i did. and i also outgrew them. i continue to age, but they don't; never will. the immortality of fiction is beautiful, but cruel.

#was rereading the hunger games series when this thought hit me like a truck #it beautiful #its haunting #its heartbreaking #its melancholic #quotes #dark academia #books and reading #books & libraries #books #young adult #ya books #young adult books #movies #coming of age #the hunger games #the divergent series #the maze runner #the fault in our stars #musings #midnight musings #thoughts #mine

[bob-artist]

I had an upsetting dream last night.

#artists on tumblr #misc comics #comics #minicomic #minicomics #my random art #dreams #butter #cooking #food art #comic #this is what happens when you don't cut the butter into smaller pieces

[anartificialsatellite]

The older I get the more I admire people who are earnestly, genuinely into whatever their thing is. I know it sounds like an annoying cliche but unless you're being cruel or hurtful there is really no need to be normal about things. The dude with the bad fake accent at the renaissance faire is having the time of his life. The people having photoshoots with their fashion dolls are loving it. The old lady with a yard unreasonably full of tacky ass lawn ornaments is having a blast, HOA be damned.

Don't waste your time being too cool to have fun, y'know?

#it's hard sometimes not to be embarrassed when people tell you you should be and im still working on it #but life is so much more fun that way

[hauntedhotel]

Me, on the welcome desk in the library: Good morning, how are you today?

Customer: I have welcomed Jesus into my heart and so I am well today and every day.

Me, a little unnerved: Okay then! Is there something I can help you with?

Customer, digging around in his bag and pulling out an iPhone in a box: Unfortunately, Jesus can't help me with this fucking phone, so I came to the library.

#libraries #we offer tech advice in the library #so it wasnt an out of pocket request #but people really do come to the library for help with the strangest things #its the buffy impulse #when in doubt #go to the library

[taahko]

i think some of you dont like narratives or stories or characters i think you just like fanfiction tropes

#when the character has traits that wouldnt fit neatly into a coffeeshop au: 🤯😧😵‍💫😵 #shut up aggie

[suiheisen]

i watch baseball for the side quests (ps: this baseball player also makes fruit cocktails midgame)

#please… when he started decorating it with sunflower seeds #when the commentators were like: he actually tried to pour water in the moat #;_______; i love #baseball can not be a real sport #my fave moment is still mantis-chan perched on victor robles’ cap. the tandem we deserve #but this. this come close #the nhl should let opposing players in the penalty box build a snowman together #lourdes gurriel jr #arizona diamondbacks #baseball #mlb

[toonstarterz]

I found out japanese fans are calling this the "american comic book-style marcille"

i'm WHEEZING LMAO

#dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon #marcille #it's the fucking full lips isn't it? #girls only grow lips when they reach adulthood according to western superhero comics

[southernsolarpunk]

I don’t even care who fucking wins the presidency this year look at this

#idc abt 1 dude #when there’s also 468 seats in congress up for grabs

[jemmalynette]

Maybe all the things you thought made you you aren’t really…you. Barbie (2023) / Fight Club (1999)

#legit the first thing i thought of when i heard this speech #barbie #fight club #margot robbie #brad pitt #crossover #gifset #parallels #my gifs #my edits #colouring by daily-hundred #barbie 2023