#called in today bc they scheduled me 6

[sluttyten]

the vibe of the day is to be in a bad fucking mood

#like tell me why me and the opening manager are the only ones that actually showed up on time #one girl didn’t show up and sent the two managers that called her directly to voice mail but when the GM called her she immediately answered #then she comes into work with a bad fucking attitude because she claims she was supposed to be off today but she was literally scheduled and #didn’t request it off #and then the guy who was scheduled in at 6:30 but knew he might have to come in earlier because he was putting up our truck we got lastnight #ignored the texts and call from the opening manager telling him the truck came in early and then he was still another like 30-45 minutes #late on his scheduled time in #and then the guy that was supposed to be here at 8 called but claims the call didn’t go through and claims he texted the GM but the text did #not go through so he just texted the manager who’s actually here today and said he wouldnt be coming in because he can’t breathe?? so we #were all like fuck ok great got the No breather the one who’s late and putting up the truck and the one with the bad fucking attitude #but then!!!! the one who texted/called in shows up!!! randomly!! like bro!! you called out so why the fuck are you here #so it’s been chaos because we’ve been trying to do shit in a rush thinking we weren’t gonna have people #we’ve rearranged peoples positions like 17 fucking times we’ve been nonstop busy too and I’m currently on break and feel like ripping my #hair out and not speaking any more because my throat is dry from the nonstop order taking in drive thru and running around grabbing things #and then there are the customers giving me fucking attitude too like get tf out of here #oh also the line opener was at least 10 minutes late bc the opening manager texted me in a panic/a mood already because the two openers werw #late and it’s this manager’s first day opening #just like fuck today lol

[hyperfixatedoncrimminalminds]

Hii! Can I get a request with Hotchner daughter reader where she is like 5-6 years old, and she is "obsessed" with Reid and maybe Hotch a little jealous bc thats her baby and

Aaron Hotchner X Spencer Reid X Daughter Reader

Request: Hii! Can I get a request with Hotchner daughter reader  where she is like 5-6 years old, and she is "obsessed" with Reid and maybe Hotch a little jealous bc thats his baby

Third person pov...

It was always a busy day in the Hotchner household, with Aaron Hotchner balancing his job as a BAU Unit Chief and his duties as a single father to his daughter and son But despite his hectic schedule, he always made sure to spend quality time with his children.

At the moment, Aaron was helping his daughter get dressed as she would be going to work with him today, Jack had school, Aaron had dropped him of earlier.

The two were currently in the little girls room, Aaron kneeling on the floor going throug his daughter clothes before her voice made him turn towards her.

"Daddy, can I wear my princess dress today?" the 5-year-old asked with wide, hopeful eyes, Aaron couldn't resist her adorable request and smiled.

"Of course you can, princess. But let's make sure you wear some comfy shoes too.' He carefully picked out a pair of sparkly flats for her to wear.

Once the 5 year offer as dressed the two headed out the door and to the FBI headquarters.

The young gurl was bursting with excitement as she followed her dad, Aaron Hotchner, to the BAU headquarters. Being five years old, she didn't really understand what her dad did for work, but you knew it was important and cool.

'Morning, Uncle Spencer!' The girl exclaimed as she ran up to the tall, lanky man standing at his desk.

"Good morning, Y/N" Reid smiled down at the girl, He loved spending time with Y/N she was a bright light at the office and always had the most interesting questions.

"Can I help you with anything today?" She asked with wide eyes.

Reid chuckled, 'Of course, you can help me with everything!'

'Y/N, come on, we have to go to my office,' your dad called out.

'Okay, bye Uncle Spencer!' Y/N waved as she followed her dad.

As the H/C girl walked through the office, she noticed her dad's colleague, Derek Morgan, staring at her and her dad with a smirk.

'What's so funny, Morgan?' Hotch asked, noticing his expression.

'Nothing, Hotch. Just admiring how much Y/N looks like her dad,' Morgan teased, winking at the girl.

They all watched in amusement as she turned to the man with a pout, "But I want to look like Uncle Spencer!"

Hotch laughed and ruffled his daughters hair, 'Trust me, Y/N, you're much cuter than Uncle Spencer.'

They both entered the mans office and he sat the girl down in a chair while he went through some paperwork.

'Hey, Y/N, do you want to help me catch some bad guys?' The dad asked, his serious tone making the 5 year old sit up straighter in her chair.

'Really?' Y/N asked with excitement.

'Of course, you're my secret weapon,' the dad grinned before handing his daughter a pen and a clipboard.

While Hotch worked on the computer,

Y/N scribbled on the clipboard, feeling very important. Suddenly, Y/N heard her dad's phone ring and his face fell as he answered it.

'What's wrong, Daddy?' Y/N asked, sensing his sudden shift in mood.

'Nothing, Y/N. Just a case,' Her dad replied with a forced smile.

'Is it dangerous?' The 5 year old asked with concern.

'Probably not, don't worry,' the dad reassured her.

But she could see the worry in his eyes. She knew it was a lie. The little 5 yrar old knew her dad's job was dangerous and didn't like the idea of him getting hurt.

'Uncle Spencer will keep you safe,' She said, still holding onto the belief that Reid was her protector.

Hotches tired face softened at his daughters words and he gave a small smile, 'Yes, he will.'

Y/N apent the rest of the day helping her dad at the office, keeping her mind off the case. But as the team headed out, the little girl couldn't help but feel a little sad that her daddy had to leave.

Before the tewm headed out Spencer walked up to the young child, he looked at her sad face and thought if something to cheer her up.

'Hey, why don't we make a deal?' Reid suggested, giving thr girl a gentle smile and holding her hand.

'What kind of deal?' She girl asked, intrigued her sad expression vanishing.

'You keep an eye on me and make sure I stay safe, and I'll do the same for your dad,' Reid said with a smile.

Y/N odded eagerly, 'Deal!'

Reid grinned and picked the young child up, both laughing he began spinning around many times before placing you back on the ground.

Both dizzy but smiles on their faces.

'Come on, let's go see what kind of trouble we can get into,' Reid chuckled as he took the girls hand again, they both made their way out of the office.

Y/Ns dad watched the two with a mix of amusement and jealousy. He knew his daughter adored Reid and he couldn't blame her. Reid was a great friend and role model, and he was glad to have him in his children's life.

But as the two of them walked around the bullpen, he couldn't help but feel a little left out. He was Y/Ns dad, after all. But he knew that she were in good hands with her Uncle Spencer, and that was all that mattered.

The end!

Hope you liked this oneshot, woo 2 in one night this is strange, decided to treat you guys to two of these oneshots I know you've missed them, I'm still working on getting through the rest of the requests but I will get through them thank you for your patience.

Sorry for this one being shorter than usual anyway sorry for any grammar and Spelling mistakes.

Request are open!

Word count : 1016

#criminal minds #fanfic #behavioural analysis unit #x child reader #fluff and comfort #oneshot #light angst #x daughter!reader #father daughter fluff #aaron hotchner x child! reader #aaron hotchner x daughter!reader #aaron hotchner #spencer reid x child!reader #spencer reid #fluff #fluff ending

[lvlyhao]

『when he's on tour / MARK LEE』

A/N: thoughts on how mark would be as bf when he's away on tour :(

gifs used in this are not mine and they will be removed if requested!!

𝓖𝓮𝓷𝓻𝓮𝓼: fluff (♡), comedy (☼)

𝓦𝓪𝓻𝓷𝓲𝓷𝓰𝓼: i swear a bit maybe???

disclaimer: the characters in the story below do not reflect real people or present real facts. this is purely fictional, and you may not copy, change, translate or repost my work in any way. all rights reserved © lvlyhao 2023.

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mark is usually pretty clingy with you already, but he turns it up to the max before a tour

being away from you like that is one of the parts about his job he hates the most, and yeah, he knew what he was signing up for since the beginning

but he can’t help but be heartbroken about it every. single. time

the other members know him well enough to give like a 2 weeks notice for him to get his shit together and spend as much time with you as humanly possible??

cus otherwise, he’ll get caught up in rehearsals, schedules and whatever else and then the day before they leave be like

“oh shit”

and if that’s the case we all know mark is gonna be miserable during the whole thing right lmao

yeah mom taeyong isn’t letting that happen

(again)

mark normally sees the time before a tour as an opportunity to check off a LOT of things from your couples bucket list

like, do you have any tv shows you’ve been meaning to watch together? you’re binging it today

you wanted to visit that coffee shop right? get your coat, you’re going rn

you wanted to buy matching bracelets yeah? he’s already got them

and it’s just a very fun, loving time for the both of you

it keeps you busy enough not to spiral about what it’s gonna be like not seeing each other for months

:)

of course, it doesn’t work 100% of the time

especially at night, when mark’s about to fall asleep, the loneliness of not having you around starts to seep in

and it’s like he says goodbye to you in his head before it happens irl

which is 1. sad as heck??? and 2. kinda suffering through it twice, cus he always thinks he’s gonna be more “well prepared” for it this time, and that’s never true

by now it’s probably pretty obvious touring is a very dramatic experience for him right lmao

johnny’s always like “bro it’s just a couple months you’re gonna be f i n e” but for mark it’s,,, not that simple

he’d rather say bye when it’s just the two of you, maybe at your place or somewhere nice

it feels a lot calmer when it’s like that, cus then it’s tight hugs, some kisses and mark saying he promises he’ll text you every day and call you as much as he can

and yeah maybe one of you lets a tear or two fall down but it’s fine

now

if you go with them to the airport

it’s gonna be so much more chaotic like holy crap, trust me, not going is the better option

if for some unknown reason you’re like “no i’ll go with you to catch the plane and we’ll say bye there”

there’s gonna be a lot more crying involved

cus it’s one thing hugging you bye when his flight’s in 6 hours or so, but it’s a whole other thing when everyone’s already boarding and some other member is trying very hard to be gentle but he has to go NOW

it’s all so rushed he can barely even tell you he loves you :(

mainly bc he wanted to keep hugging you until he absolutely had to let you go

oh well

mark is 10000% the type to ask you to put together a playlist for him to listen to during the trip

he can be a bit of an airhead at times but he does his best to keep you updated on how he’s doing, where he is right now, things of the sort

so he tries to text you the moment the plane lands, when they get to the hotel, when he’s eaten

and it’s not even just texts

it’s a cute candid selfie AND a text

now

mark is definitely not the best photographer in nct

but he will try so hard to take good pictures for you

cus all he wants is for you to feel like you’re there with him, seeing all those cool places

having said that, most pictures do turn out to be crappy

but he’s willing to ask for help from another member so it’s all good lmao

(i’m looking at johnny, jaemin or tyong tbh)

sends you a picture of every single dog or cat he sees

absolutely every single one

keeps a clock in your timezone in his phone so he knows the best times to text/call

speaking of calling

i’m sorry to tell you you’re not getting a one on one facetime session with him

it’s just not happening

like it may last 5 minutes tops, but that’s the time it takes for someone to hear your voice/barge into his room and immediately ask to talk to you

haechan, johnny, yukhei and baek do that a lot

but normally the other members follow lmao

it’s 50% to annoy him but 50% bc they genuinely wanna see you

it doesn’t bother you too much cus you know

they’re cute or whatever

he’s not really the type to get small trinkets from every place he goes to bc that’s just ??so much??

instead, he’ll probably get you one really nice gift

like this huge plushie he had to carry around himself on their way back home bc no one had enough space in their bags for it

or a new perfume he thinks you’ll like

i love him your honour

one last thing bc this is already way too long

mark is the KING of backstage pictures and TMI's about the other members

like at this point you have enough blackmail material to torture them for 6 months minimum

and tbh it’s mainly haechan when he’s with dream/127 and jongin with superm lol

but he keeps it varied

you end up with even some derpy jaehyun pics, best case scenario

he’s already making plans on how you are gonna celebrate him being back home

…and it most likely includes building a pillow fort and watching marvel movies but i didn’t tell you that

#nct 127 #nct dream #mark lee #nct mark #nct scenarios #nct reactions #nct angst #nct fluff #mark lee x reader #mark x reader #mark lee fluff #nct fanfic

[scary-lasagna]

Hello!:D i was wondering if you could do Jeff and Ben with a child reader?:0 platonic obvi!^^ but there really mean and stuff but its bc of trauma?:D if not ignore this<3

oh dear, i'm sorry I didn't catch the mean part! I'll be writing a second one with your spare ask don't worry!! :]

Platonic!Jeff & Ben

Ben is like stupidly amazing with kids.

Sally loves him, she thinks he's the coolest in the manor and lets her say bad words sometimes, and even has a tea party once in a while.

Jeff isn't the greatest, and usually has a knack for making small children cry.

So when an orphaned child wanders up to the manor, and they're scheduled to babysit until Slender gets home, they agree to watch you until sunset.

Jeff has absolutely no clue what to do with you, and doesn't even think to offer you a snack or something to drink.

Ben is already returning from the kitchen with little packets of crackers and one of Sally's juice boxes.

Jeff will pick you up and plop you down at the table, sitting next to you and try to make an attempt at conversation.

But again, he's terrible with children, and tries asking you if you've seen the new GTA 6 trailer.

You look at him weird before continue munching on your crackers. You even go as far as scooting away from him a little bit.

Jeff is embarrassed by a 5 year old, but pretends he's not bothered by it. Ben sees right through his facade, and snickers to himself behind a well placed cough..

Ben knows how make you feel more comfortable, asking questions about you, because what else would a 5 year old have to talk about?

Their whole world consists of things that they do, not whatever sport was on TV last night or a new game that's being released, you were too young for that talk. The most interesting person they know is themself.

But no matter how many questions Ben tries to ask, you don't give them a glimpse of information about how you got here.

"So, where were you before you found us?"

"Literally, I don't even know, stop asking me. But today I found a frog and I put him in my pocket, and then I started to play the drums and Roblox at the same time but the frog didn't like it and-"

They agree to take you to the game room so you can mess around with whatever you can get your grubby hands on, whether it be the foosball table, the N64 scattered on the ground, the 30,000 dollar pool table-

THE THIEIRTY THOUSNAND DOALRA-

Jeff is faster than Ben, and swoops you up with a 'nOOoonononono', and you think it's the funniest thing that he's holding you upside down, because you laugh so hard you run out of breath.

And while Ben re-organizes the pool balls back into their neat little triangle, Jeff has fun just swinging you about, finding it amusing how easy children are entertained.

One way up, one way back down, swing you around in a circle like a football, dangle you by an ankle and toss you up to catch you. Like a little rhythm game.

He remembers back to his own childhood, the moments where his parents actually liked being parents, and his father tossing hm repeatedly on the couch, which of course is passed down to you.

"Again!"

"AGAAINN??? UGGHH!"

And you think it's hilarious how he's so annoyed, yet does it anyway. And secretly, he loves it.

And Ben loves watching him love it, like he gets to see a glimpse into Jeff's past that he never wants to talk about.

But eventually, as all children do, you grow tired, and instead of running back toward Jeff, you stay on the couch and curl up to watch whatever is flickering on the TV.

Ben will return with popcorn, and Jeff is sitting on the ground in front of you, showing you how to play this old vintage game called "The Mario Bros." that's only 8 pixels deep in graphics quality.

Ben holds a somewhat bittersweet smile, as he walks over and delivers the popcorn. After some thought he joins in as Player 2, and let's you get the sleep you so much needed.

#some cute fluff #creepypasta #creepypasta headcanon #creepypasta imagines #creepypasta blog #jeff the killer #ben drowned #creepypasta platonic #platonic x reader #jeff x reader #ben x reader

[b3vmiller]

Just relax

Pedro pascal x reader

Warnings: smut, fingering, praise kink (that’s pretty much it this is really short)

Prompt: Pedro comes home and finds you stressed out in the bath

You knew Pedro wasn’t going to be home till late and you knew you were both going to have busy schedule but waking up without him there was hard. You’d had so much free time to spend together lately but once work started back up again for the two of you your time together had shortened more and more. And he was always much busier than you so it was hard being alone all the time.

When you got home from work you threw yourself on the couch. It was only 6 pm which mean Pedro hadn’t even started his first audition yet and he had two back to back. And then he had more meetings with his manger so he probably wouldn’t even be home until around midnight considering New Yorks shitty traffic.

You decided to make yourself dinner and clean up around the house, by the time you were done it was still only 8pm. You tried to exercise and do some work related paperwork and take some calls. Your boredom was through the roof.

You looked at the time on your phone and it was 10pm, you decided to go take a bath to destress your body while you waited for your boyfriend to get home.

You grabbed a bottle of whine from the cabinet above the stove and walked upstairs to your bathroom. You lit a few candles and started the water.

Once you were in you decided to read for a little while you drank a glass of wine and listened to the music. Looking around at the dimly lit bathroom made you think of Pedro. He should be with you right now. You pushed the thought out of your head reminding yourself that he would only be home in a few more hours.

As you laid your head back against the wall behind you and relaxed your body the best you could. You were practically falling asleep.

“Please don’t drown in there”

You quickly opened your eyes and turned your head to see Pedro looking at you from the door way. You couldn’t get over how sexy he looked in a suit.

You grabbed your phone and checked the time.

“It’s only 10:45?”

Your body filled with excitement.

He took his suit jacket off and laid it on the counter and started rolling up his sleeves as he walked toward you.

“I took the rest of the day off, I rescheduled my auditions and just took a few more calls.”

He leaned down and kissed you on the lips and then on your head.

“Did you have a good day?”

You asked him

“Yeah I actually did everything was pretty chill today I didn’t mind it, how about you my love?”

He sat down on the edge of tub and started massaging your arm.

“Stressful, then boring, now good”

You leaned up and kissed him again. He smiled at you at you laid back down.

“Why stressful? Work?”

“Jessica had me set for a 7am meeting that lasted 3 hours to which I was mansplained to about my job and the ways I can to better as an actress if I wasn’t so uptight all the time. And when I told them I wouldn’t be so uptight if there wasn’t so many changes to the script and the scenes every day I was “reminded” that I didn’t have much say bc it was in my contract. And then we had the worst film day imaginable. Nothing went right.”

“I’m so sorry baby”

Pedro continued to massage your arm and up your shoulder. He stopped after a while and dipped his hands into the water and played with the bubbles. You grabbed his hand and he rubbed his thumb over your knuckles.

You leaned your head back again as you starred at your beautiful boyfriend.

His hand let go of yours and he started to caress the outside of your left thigh leaning down again.

He kissed you slow and loving. Trailing his kissed to your cheek and neck then back up again.

His arm pulled you closer to him before sliding his hand back up your thigh and slowly splitting your legs with his hand down the middle. He kept his lips on your neck and you body fell weak.

He began to suck at the skin on your neck, moving his hand lower and lower.

He stopped his lips for a moment to whisper in your ear.

“Just relax baby”

His hand reached where you needed him and he wasted no time opening you up. He teased his fingers at your entrance before slowly pushing on of his fingers in.

You let out a small gasp.

He began slowly pumping his fingers in and out of you trying to find your g spot.

“Tell me where baby”

You gave it a second before he had found it. You quickly grabbed his wrist with a shaky breath.

“Right there”

He pulled his finger out and moved your hand to his other wrist so he could move more freely.

He pushed his finger back in and hit you perfectly. He began again, this time with a faster pace. Pumping his finger in and out of you. His kisses started again all down your neck and shoulder. You eyes closed and your body relaxed.

He added another finger, spreading you more. His kisses trailed down your arm and to your hand and back up again.

His thumb found your clit and started slow circles.

He fastened his pace more and more as you felt the knot in your stomach begin to build.

“Right there baby come on”

You moaned again focusing on the feeling and his voice.

“Keep talking please”

You managed to breath out.

His lips came to your ear again.

“Just relax my love”

His voice sent shivers down your spine and his fingers never stopped moving, continuing to hit your g spot every time and maintaining the circles on your clit.

Your breath got faster and faster. And your squeezed his arm harder leaving nail marks in his flesh.

“I’m right here mama keep going”

“Your doing so good”

You were so close. You put your face in his neck to feel him closer.

“I’m so close, please don’t stop”

“I promise baby I won’t”

“Just focus on it my love”

You but down on his shoulder and kissed up and down his neck. The erection in his pants continue to grow.

“Your so fucking perfect baby”

Your legs began to shook as you felt yourself release.

He continued to work you through your high, going back to that same slow pace as before as he kissed up and town your neck and shoulder coming back down your arm then up again to land a kiss on your lips.

#smut #pedro pascal #pedro pascal smut

[pinkacademic]

Studying for Fun

Ok, Girlies, Part of me was like “duh, Queenie, they know how to have fun;” but then I realise that what I actually needed to do was provide advice for structured fun- not to mention resources!!  So, those are my two points for today.

Part 1: Structure

You know what your actual timetable looks like, but here’s a sample one that I’ve made that might help you add structure to your day

Now here’s how to actually do that

List out every single thing you HAVE to do in a week- work, studying etc, but also tidying, cleaning, what day is laundry day.

Make up a grid like this, or do a list of times, however you’d prefer. Fill in all the immovable things- work*,lectures- and then fill the moveable things- study time, exercise, travel time to your lectures- around them.

if you work shifts, you may need to do this weekly 3. Be realistic. Are you actually going to wake up at 5:00? Girl, are you not going to socials on Wednesday nights? Are you not going to need a little bit more time in bed on a Thursday morning? You know what makes sense for you. But also, can you realistically get all the things you need to do done if you wake up at 10 and go to bed by 6?

I’m using silly examples, but I think you get the point that you need to make sure you are working healthily for your lifestyle.

Let me know if you want a more in-depth tutorial on this!

Another idea that can really help for structure and discipline is parallel play … that’s a phrase usually thrown about in child development, but whatever…

Parallel play or body doubling is essentially two or more people working on two separate tasks, but in the same space.

study with your friends

Set goals with your friends

Call them and exercise together

Accountability buddies are how you keep up structure.

Part Two: resources

These are some of my favourite places to learn things

(Yes, I do like history, how did you guess?)

*i don't use duolingo anymore bc of the whole ai, staff layoff thing... but I thought I ought include it...

Here's some others!!

Ok I'm DONE!!

#pink academia #pink #academia #think pink #pink academia masterpost project #Youtube

[dogscatsandnaps]

Shitty client things that have happened today:

So, an older lady that's come here for years and constantly boards her dogs is a bit of a piece of work. We all know this. Like 90% of the time she's fine, but ya know. Anyway, we did her puppy's 4dx. And surprise surprise, it has Lyme disease! I am tasked with calling her about the results, and to tell her doctor's next recommendation is Lyme testing to see how active it is and if treatment is required.

"I dont believe this. You're wrong. How could this happen?" From ticks. On trails and fields. Your dog is not on tick prevention.

"I said I wanted prevention at the front desk." You did not. But that will not change the fact he is positive.

"Well why did you do the test then? Why need more testing?" You wanted the first test. Its recommended. This other specific test will tell us how severe it is, and if treatment is needed.

"You're just extorting me for more money!" This is doctor's recommendation. And for your dog. But you don't have to.

"You're doing this on purpose when I'm going on vacation! You're extorting me! I'm picking my dogs up right now." What. Do you want to talk to our manager?

Anyway. She hangs up. I update the manager. Everyone else heard the conversation. She ends up coming back and telling a completely different story about how the 'broad on the phone said the test needed to be done immediately or the dogs had to leave right now. And she never explained anything about whats going on!'

You know. Like an actually insane liar. That we all know is lying.

She is explained again what is happening. Calms down and says 'that's all I wanted to know!' before storming out. Her dogs are still here boarding, probably bc she realized her stupid mistake and didn't want to cancel her vacation, but also didn't want to own up to it.

The OTHER bullshit (that csr took) was another long time, older client calling at 430pm bc her dog has been having diarrhea since Saturday and there's blood in it today and he's vomiting, they need to get in Right Now.

Well, our one and only doctor in this very small practice is gone for the day. So no. Give your dog the cerenia you have, go to the ER if its an emergency, or we can schedule for tomorrow.

But apparently that was not good enough, bc they called several more times over the next hour. Until Mr finally went on a raging tirade about how they're good long time clients and should he accommodated, and that the doctor should be called back, and also have an on-call number when she's not there so they can call her directly! (Ya know. More entitled bullshit. Like our one doctor doesn't work 6 days a week already).

CSR snapped back at him that No, that will not happen, the doctor is at a special movie party for her 4yr old grandson who has never been to the movies and is DYING OF CANCER.

That shut him up quick and had him apologizing. Bc apparently clients expect us all to fuckin LIVE here 24/7 and always be at their beckon call for anything and everything, since we don't have lives and families outside of our work.

#clients from hell #vet tech #vet med #gods clients are getting so shitty #worse and worse i stg

[executing]

ok so i cant post tooooo much about last night lest i dox myself (like more specifically than i already do) but

so basically i work in a merchandise/warehouse setting for a pet store and do maaaaaaybe ~6 of customer interaction weekly depending on scheduling needs. i do not deal w animals or pet grooming unless there's an emergency and only if im the highest paid person on the corporate ladder. but so after working at 5am and getting home around 3pm, i got to sit on my bed for about an hour before i got called back in bc a dog that was getting groomed in the services side of the store had a fucking seizure and the person responsible for not uhhhhhhhh neglecting the animal wouldnt take it. cue 5 more hours of sitting in an emergency vet half an hour away. and i have to go in and face this person today and be normal for the first half of my shift. i rly cannot overstate that this triggered an actual Mental Health Moment for me. i'd do it again but this was not my job.

[flockofdoves]

this is actually crazy...

a year ago a big part of what got me really into birding was after i did the great backyard bird count i looked into local birding groups, found out there was an explicitly leftist birding group in the region i live in, and that (despite having events in a whole 20+ mile radius) they were going to have an event in the parking lot i'm assigned at school to watch the courtship displays of a weird bird i'd never heard of (the american woodcock)

and i couldnt make it to the event but i became so so obsessed with those birds and watched them on my own time in that parking lot and started making a regular thing out of bird watching in the woods and fields behind that parking lot. and i was really looking forward to going to that annual event again next year

and then this year they announced it for the evening before my birthday, me and my gf went, met cool people, and then there were no woodcocks lol (probably because it ended up snowing later that night)

and because of my fucked up work and class schedule this semester i havent ever been able to go to my parking lot at twilight to see them this year. but today my coworkers were really really nice to me bc of my leg injury and covered for me so i was like hm... this might be my only opportunity to actually see them this season so i want to make sure i'm at a place i'm guaranteed to see them since even beyond the event night it looks like people are seeing less of them in my parking lot than last year

so i looked them up on ebird and saw one place in the towns all around me that had way more reports of them at a given time than anywhere else. it wasnt even a hotspot just someones personal pin. and i went to see where the coordinates lead me and it was.

the street i live on????!!!

and i thought back on how for the past week when i've gotten home i've been like. damn that kind of sounds like a woodcock out there but it must be frogs or something because its like 10pm so its too late for woodcocks to still be calling i think

so i went to the huge farm field down the road from me, didn't see/hear any, then realized that the specific coordinates the person reported them at was actually at the smaller farm closer to my house.

and i heard like 4 of them there!!! but then i heard one on the other side of the road and tried to get closer to it and i thought it left to display in the air but it was getting a little too dark so i wasn't sure so i started heading back to my house

and then in the area literally right across from my apartment i heard another. its like a big apartment complex next to that area so i didnt feel like i would be in as awkward of a situation to trespass there (and have done so before) so i walked in and was litearlly like 10 feet away from a woodcock, heard it right next to me, and then saw it go up in the air and display. there were like 5-6 total! literally right next to my house! the most reported at a time in all of my area this year!!

so basically i keep having amazingly lucky american woodcock-related coincidences and they continue to fill me with wonder and ignite my passion for birding. love those little guys

#cpost #bird blogging

[these-written-reveries]

I'm genuinely avoiding getting out of bed bc that means I have to get going with my day which means I have to make the call to my gyno to schedule an iud insertion which I still don't even want, but I have to bc I have endometriosis -that which I had a surgery for 6 months ago and I've been avoiding making a decision on this iud ever since bc it scares me. Not just because of the obvious side effects/scary things that are rare, but can happen with iuds, but also bc I'm chronically ill and I have GERD, which is a fucking monster to tame on a daily basis, but it can be made worse by birth control (I've already experienced it with the pill and it was hell). Idk if this one is gonna do that or not, but if it does, that means I will either have to take a PPI full-time for my GERD (which I don't wanna do bc I'm young and it's linked to bone density loss when taken for long periods of time) OR I will have to have the iud removed and just pray the endo doesn't grow back very fast and cause me to need another surgery in the next year or 2...which...if I'm being honest, I'm already starting to feel slight pain that I have associated with endo in the past, so that's not really reassuring. This iud is thought to be the best option for treatment bc it's supposed to slow down the growth of endo by thinning the lining of your uterus and preventing you from having periods. It is also basically the only option for treatment besides surgery so...yay me!

I care a lot about my health and I've developed a lot of anxiety surrounding my health as well. I don't like doing anything that risks ruining the balance I've worked so hard (and am constantly working hard) to maintain. At the same time, I know I need to at least give this iud a try, as it is my only option and who knows? Maybe it'll work great for me? That doesn't mean it's not scary as shit though.

Even though it's technically my choice at the end of the day, I feel like I don't truly have a choice at all. If I wanna take the best care of my body, I have to try this. Because, it's all I have, other than trying to go with basic natural treatments which I'm already doing and aren't really backed up by any solid science/tests. So...this is it for me. I have to be brave and try, but I'm so tired of being brave all the time 😫 I just wanna live my life and not have to think so fucking hard about my health 24/7. I don't wanna make decisions anymore lol. Can someone else just like...take the wheel? That would be great.

Anyway, I'm gonna do it. It's already 2pm, so if not today, then definitely tomorrow. I can't put this off any longer.

#being chronically ill SUCKS ASS #I wanna go back to the days where I didn't even think about any of this #my health was never a worry in my mind #for I was young and therefore I never had to think about such things bc that's for when ur old #right? #NOPE #big wrong #any of us can become physically disabled at any time #no one thinks it's gonna be them until suddenly it is #it did happen somewhat gradually but I can still pinpoint the time my life was truly flipped upside down #to think just 3 years ago I was living a totally different existence is fucking insane #anyway #it is wat it is #vent post #k.talks

[saturnskyline]

tagged by @xxhappy-chickenxx, thank you bestie!!!! <333

nickname: so funny story with this. i was a premature baby, and apparently the nurses at the hospital used to call me a "tough cookie", so that's still kinda one of my nicknames today (probably longer exposition than needed but now you know hehe)

zodiac sign: pisces!!

height: i believe it's 5'5" (165.1 cm)

last thing i googled: bosston suphadach aka my king

amount of sleep: probably 6-7 hours on average?? working on fixing my sleep schedule though 😅 also i do take a good amount of naps depending on the day

dream job: i used to think maybe a writer but now i'm not sure..... guess i'll have to get back to you dsfjsfsd

movie/book that describes you the most: this was so hard but i'm going with the farewell (2019), directed by lulu wang. it hasn't left my mind since i first watched it and the family relationships felt sooo real. tears for days tbh

favorite song: can never pick just one since i love music so much, but lately it's probably been northern attitude by noah kahan :) especially the version with hozier bc their voices together are everythingggg

favorite instrument: i'm gonna have to say piano, it was the first instrument i really fell in love with and i play whenever i can 🥲

favorite aesthetic: the specific thing that comes to mind is bisexual lighting lol. really just adore it no matter what

favorite author: everything i've read from ocean vuong has broken my heart and changed my brain chemistry so. there you go

random fun fact: when i was younger i got first place in my school's spelling bee! incredibly random but just to let you all know that i am, in fact, a genius 😂

feeling lazy at the moment so i'm just going to tag whoever might want to do this next :D lots of love to my dear mutuals

#thanks again for the tag!! #tag game

[yyukhei]

hi just found your account and uuuh if you wanna spill the tea about miss "i ruin ppl's lives for a living" sasaeng please do i can't believe she still walks around freely without a care in the world

BUCKLE IN KIDS THIS IS GONNA BE A LONG POST and same like it's very disturbing that SM is giving her a silver platter to stalk the boys. 

The sasang I was specifically referring to is fttm (flytothemoon0), who stalks many of the boys but particularly stalks Yangyang of WayV these days. She hates Kun and Lucas with a passion, and is likely one of the multiple sasangs that made the fake accusations against Lucas (I'll show evidence of all this under the cut so you can come to your own conclusion.)

As a quick summary, here are literally just a few pieces of evidence of her stalking/following YY to unannounced schedules, along with invasive pictures taken in inappropriate places, etc etc. 

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16

There's plenty more, but you can just check out her account to see them yourself. Anyway, here's all about her under the cut (bc this is going to be loooonnngggg. She's been stalking the neos since debut)

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She has followed and harassed the boys so many times that they started snapping back a while ago. She was taking photos of them going to the bathroom, following them to undisclosed filming locations, calling them nonstop, and booking the same flights, etc etc.

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The boys got so annoyed that Lucas started snapping pictures of her back (likely in a "see how it feels?" way) and later that day Lucas was still so upset he started posting on his bbl about it

She was getting into arguments with Kun badly enough that she tried to start false rumors about him being a bully predebut

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Even today she continuously follows them EVERYWHERE. I'm not sure how she keeps getting in, but I've read before that she's an SM higher-up's relative (daughter? idk?) and that's why she's given special treatment.

You can see here she was allowed directly behind the boys by SM staff (no one else was allowed anywhere near that close) and was even chatting with them.

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In this post that WayV made that day, people think Hendery specifically ducked down so that you could clearly see her sitting in the front row, where she's hiding her face.

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Many people (like me) believe that she, along with other sasangs (there have been about 4 ppl linked to the account that made the false accusations against Lucas) made the fake cheating post and created the whole scandal bc Lucas kept fighting back at her.

If anyone wants to check out everything that's been debunked about the Lucas allegation, feel free to check out this account. Just be ready to read some heavy opinions and arguments, as OP is quite...blunt...😅

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Also, to explain why I said she also recently tried to start a Johnny scandal

#ask #answered #nct #wayv #sasang #stalker tw #lucas #yukhei #anon #THIS WAS SO LONG IM SORRY #i didnt want to just spout my mouth off #i wanted to cite my sources

[johnnysuhballs]

Lovers💛

You had an childhood friend that was neighbors with you but he had leave to support his dream to be idol  and when you said your goodbyes he said this “l won’t forget about you and l will always visit you too”

I said “promise?” Yea pinky promise 

When he was about to leave you were going to confesses your feelings to Johnny but decided not bc you thought it was going to ruin your friendship and he won’t you like back, so you hided your feelings from Johnny

Few years later…

So today was your 23rd  birthday and when you woke up you decided to check your phone for birthday but you only got messages from parents and friends, you were really expecting an b-day message from your bestie, but no message from him 

And you were thinking that Johnny had forgotten your own birthday but you said to yourself no he probably busy with his schedule. I just forget about that thought….

Johnny pov:

I decided to surprise y/n for her birthday and l begged the company to give 8 days off so l can see my bestie

So l took an flight to Chicago and lt took 5 or 6 hours to get their

8 hrs laters…

I finally made it  out of the airport and the drive 20 minutes so l will get there in time before her birthday is over…

I made it to her apartment and when the door and knock on the door and l didn’t receive any answer..so l turn the knob on the door and surprisingly it was opened 

Johnny said “silly y/n you couldn’t have gotten rob”

I went an set the bag on the counter table and brought out the cake and decorations and starting the apartment with decoration

10 mins later…

I’m done Johnny said l can finally called to out of her room calling her phone rn now *dialing her phone*

Y/n pov

When l watching a k drama when l was about to unpause the show, l got called from my besties y/n came out of your room and go to the living room, y/n said ok sure I’m coming out rn now. When l went to living room you wouldn’t believe who l saw.. l saw my Johnny and ran as fast l can and hugged like there wasn’t no tomorrow..

Skipped

He brought me an birthday cake and light the candles and told me to make an wish

Johnny can l ask you something l said.. Johnny said you sure what is it bestie.”

I have to confess something and l hope you won’t be mad at me or won’t ruin my friendship with u.

Ever since we were kids l had big crush and it developed to like you, so what I’m saying l like you and I don’t want to be friend anymore l want to be your girlfriend and Johnny was shocked and couldn’t believe you liked him back 

Y/n pov

If rejected me that’s ok but we can stil as frie…. Johnny kisses you the lips and you kiss him back… l will be boyfriend to the sun and moon 

They go to the room and make out 

You know what I means ladies😏

Ps. happy birthday johnny and l can believe you’re 28th and what l’m saying if your available for feb14 called me so we can go on date on Valentine’s Day😏

#johnny suh fluff #johnny scenarios #nct ff

[oldbaton]

Ok here is my day which I will tell you about for no reason:

Woke up 6:30 because I’m doing that on sundays to keep my schedule during the week (sleep in on saturdays)

Gym! Tri and chest! I have a stretch I do on cable towers for my rotator cuff injury and this older guy Marco who I adore looks at me and laughs and goes “statue of liberty!” In his Brooklyn accent everyone is being so sweet to me at the gym lately if I go in the mornings I’ve never had that before in my time at gyms

Bought toothpaste bc ofc toothpaste runs out when I need to watch my money

Finished drag race season 11 for the first time. Yvie was the right winner.

Started demon slayer s3. Doma hot

CLEANED

2 hour nap

Called home

Even tho this has been a nice day there has been something deeply disorienting about it and I can’t place my finger on it. I’ve had like a low bubbling anxiety today that has simmered and maybe that’s it

I’m watching some like it hot for the first time and I’m gonna finish that tonight. Beyond the dated concept I am enjoying it. But it is definitely a dated man in a dress take on drag. But it’s also 1959 and I can see how it was something that helped being down the Hayes code. And Monroe is terrific. Jack Lemmon is dancing circles around Tony Curtis tho and it throws off that dynamic

[superduperemo]

I'm sick of this

A/n: Can't anymore, bro. I've got no ideas please anyone give me ideas😭😭

Warning: angst no comfort bcs😈, they break up lol.

It was normal for reo to not be home most of the time. He did have a company to look after.

After he inherited the company. It changed. He didn't have time for you.

On dates, he would just leave randomly. "Sorry, princess, I've got to go." "I'm sorry." This "sorry" that. Or that one time you guys set up a date, and he just didn't show. You sat there tapping on the purple dress you bought just specifically for this date. He promised he wouldn't leave this time, but he didn't even show up. You could see the sad and looks of pity from the other tables and waiters. You just lowered your head while waiting. After more than 3 and a half hours of waiting, you stood up and just tipped the waiters who served you. "I'm sorry for the inconvenience," you said, handing each of them a hundred dollar bill.

You got in a cab and came home just to see reo sitting on the couch playing games. He saw you all dressed up, the short, flowy purple dress. You looked so pretty in it.

"Did you go out?"

The disappointed look on your face said it all

"THAT WAS TODAY??"

"Oh no, I'm so sorry ill make it up to you"

With what, you thought to yourself another fucking gift??

Sure enough, the next day, there lay a box with a ribbon and a note tied to it. It read

𝑺𝒐𝒓𝒓𝒚, 𝒑𝒓𝒊𝒏𝒄𝒆𝒔𝒔 𝒊𝒍𝒍 𝒎𝒂𝒌𝒆 𝒊𝒕 𝒖𝒑 𝒕𝒐.

𝑻𝒉𝒊𝒔 𝑺𝒖𝒏𝒅𝒂𝒚, 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒏𝒆𝒘 𝒐𝒏𝒆 𝒕𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝒐𝒑𝒆𝒏𝒆𝒅 𝒖𝒑 𝒚𝒐𝒖'𝒍𝒍 𝒈𝒐 𝒇𝒊𝒓𝒔𝒕, 𝒂𝒃𝒐𝒖𝒕 6:30.

You just threw the box in your closet where a pile of unopened gifts lie. You didn't like how reo thought he could just throw money at things, and it'll all be okay. But you believe he'll actually show this time.

There you were again sitting at the restaurant, reo not in sight. You've messaged him like what? A million times. You even called. Nothing...

He stood you up?! AGAIN?!

You started tearing up a bit. But you just stood up. Said your sorries to the staff and left a big tip. Again.

You left for home sobbing while holding your heels.

You just locked yourself in the guest bedroom crying.

And where was Reo?? At his office, he was just sitting around having absolutely no clue what had just happened. He calls his secretary in the office to check on his schedule. "Young master, it appears you had a date?? Today I think this is for Tomorrow"

"OH SHIT?!! THE DATE"

He quickly got into his car and sped to the restaurant. When he arrived, he asked the staff for you. A few of the staff gave him dirty looks, and a few were surprised that the heir of the mikage group stood up his own girlfriend. So this was the dirtbag that stood that poor girl up, most of them thought. When he saw you weren't there, he sped off home.

He burst through the door, looking for you in your shared bedroom, nobody, the bathroom ,nobody. He tried to open every room in the house frantically looking for you. He reached the guest bedroom. Locked. He knocked hard, and the door sounded like it was about to go flying off its hinges.

"PLEASE OPEN THE DOOR!!"

After a few more pleads, he just slumps down, back against the door ,looking defeated.

The next morning, you just ignore him. He tried to hold your hand, but you yanked it away. He tried talking to you, but you just walked away.

Again, he tried showering you with gifts and coos of "I love you." You were sick of it.

Still, after all of that, you leave, you were done. That was your last straw. Maybe he could find himself another person who'd come back to him if he showered them with gift and all of these things.

A/N: Aye aye, idk anymore. This sounds so cliche, but please, I have no originality. Please give me ideas

[lesenbyan]

yesterday:

the tracking on the tablet I ordered said it was delivered. USPS doesn't normally deliver on Sundays & the tracking is using a time zone I'm not sure of so I can't back calculate when it supposedly was delivered and it didn't come later in the day either but it's sunday so it's not like I could call about it

i had negative spoons and needed to eat and thus ordered food and the delivery driver allegedly (according to someone I ran into later) was just walking around with my order incapable of finding my fairly clearly marked apt so I circled the block twice and then had to fight with the uber app to get in contact with the driver, argue with him about how no it was not delivered to my door, listen to him lie in three different ways and hear his story keep changing and didn't get my food until an hr after he first arrived on my damn street

Today:

3. going to refill meds and realize I've been so inconsistent with my T due to brainfog the script has expired with 2 fills left

4. realize the PP nearby no longer offers hormones and all the other PPs require me to call them in order to try to schedule telehealth bc they're nowhere near me (closest bein 93mi away) but they're all fuckin closed today anyway

and so:

5. if I don't have my package by 3pm I gotta call the USPS and hope I can get any info without having a USPS tracking number, only the one the chinese mail company gave me and

6. have to call the nearby PP tomorrow to double check that I can't get my T through them and then call my dr to finally reschedule the appt I missed 2mo ago bc I've used the last refill on all my psych meds and I might need her to send me to an endo for T

I fucking hate this week and we're barely into day 2

#personal; #vent; #like I don't even care about the T for gender reasons I care about it more as a 'I do not want another period' #bc they were the source of most of my dysphoria and tampons are expensive and cramps are fucking agony #when it rains it pours and all that bullshit #I'm so tired and done and angry and exhausted #wanna go to bed and wake up on Sunday again and things go right this time #oh yeah and add to this that I have SEVERE phone call anxiety