#charizard seven

[ifithasafandomimapartofit]

This charizard raid is fucking rigged. His heath bar went to 0, then it went back to half hp. What the ACTUAL fuck. 😡😡😡😡😡

#pokémon scarvio #7 star charizard raid #seven star charizard raid

[front-facing-pokemon]

I noticed a distinct lack of mega charizard x (unless I missed it) so here's a front-facing shot of my shiny one in Pokémon Go

two shiny submissions today, which is the most i've ever gotten. you two had the same idea at the same time, i suppose!

now take some more asks

this confirms the nose rater brazilian allegations, for sure

:) you are welcome. i didn't see it as all that impressive when i first posted it. didn't even have a face. but evidently folks are liking it quite a lot

well, i would have to imagine, being based off a gen seven pokémon, which is already a somewhat recent generation. perhaps there's not much discovered About it for wikipedia to list. although someone in the comments of that ask did mention that apparently there are a ton of other bugs that've also been named after pokémon besides just that one, which i think is just. wonderful

this is the result that i got when i googled it afterwards! and this does track. that does look like xurkitree

well that one was a while ago. i thought you did passimian?

oh wait that's all the asks. well! nice!

#not pkmn #nose ratings #when i get to espathra the angle will definitely be different but if i remember i'll throw one of this angle in just for you #mega charizard X…… i think i got an ask about that before. i remember maaayyybe posting it in that ask? #but not sure‚ to be honest. i think i might've stated that i couldn't find a model for it and just gone with that #but i've found model rips for more obscure pokémon so i'm sure i could find it nowadays

[sunstone-smiles]

1st I absolutely love you! You're one of my favorite writers here on Tumblr

2nd can I request Miya and Mia's TickleTober2023 day 7 (playtime) with Lee!Hop, Switch!Leon, and Ler!Raihan? I love those three soooo much and their dynamic is beautiful

-🌈

The Tickle Tax

Author’s note: Aww!!! That’s super sweet to hear, Rainbow anon! Thank you for the compliment! 💗 I hope you enjoy Day 7 of Tickletober: Playtime! (From Miya and Mia’s Tickletober list!)

Series: Pokemon Sword and Shield

Characters: Hop, Leon, and Raihan

Word count: 987

Summary: Hop, Leon, and Raihan are all playing a board game until a new game ensues after an unwritten rule is created. 

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Sitting on Hop’s bedroom floor, Leon rubs his hands together as two square dice twist in between his palms.

“Come on…” Leon shakes his cupped hands. The dice click as they jumble together. “Give me a lucky seven!”

Leon tosses the dice underhand and they roll onto the game board. One die shows a six and the other…a two. “Oof, eight spaces.” 

Despite not getting the roll he wanted, Leon moves his miniature charizard game piece eight spaces from where it was standing. Eight spaces later, the charizard is placed on a spot with a blue building. “Landed on the pokemart space,” Leon announces.

“Yes!” Hop cheers and tosses his hands in the air, “That’s my property space.” Hop holds out his palm and curls his fingers towards him like a lever, “Pay up, Lee.”

“What?” the other brother chuckles and leans his elbows on his criss-crossed legs. “I’ve landed on your property spaces five times in a row now. Are you sure you’re not rigging the game?” Leon gives Hop a poke.

Hop giggles and shoos him away. “Hehe! I’m not! I swear!”

“I don’t know, Hop,” Raihan interjects with a smile, “Five times in a row is a bit much to consider coincidence, no?”

“Yeah, what kind of game are you trying to pull here?” Leon teases.

“None!” Hop insists and holds his hands up to prove his point, “I’m playing fair and square! Honest!”

“Alright then,” Leon sits up straight, “I’ll pay the tax.” He peers at Hop from the corner of his eye with a sneaky peak. “But I’ll pay a different tax with a different currency.”

“A different tax?” Hop tilts his head to the side. He wasn’t aware this board game has multiple currencies or taxes to choose from.

“Yep,” Leon pauses to turn his way so his sneaky gaze is in full view. “A tickle tax!” Leon says and darts his hands towards Hop to tickle his little brother. The young trainer erupts into giggles and snatches at the champion’s wrists. 

“Hehehey! Leehehehehehe!” Hop squeaks with bubbly laughter. He leans back and topples to the carpet, flailing his limbs while he wriggles in an attempt to escape the silly roughhousing of his brother's plan that has interrupted the playtime of their board game.

“Hold still, Hop! I’ve got to pay the tickle tax in full! Don’t want to be in debt.” Leon looks over his shoulder to his friend, “Raihan, a hand here?”

“You’ve got it,” Raihan gives a toothy smile and rushes behind Hop. The dragon type gym leader easily grabs the boy from under his flailing arms to tickle him there, while Leon has free range his torso. Hop squeezes his arms to his sides and squeals with laughter.

“Wahahait! Wahahait! Wahahait!” Hop puts his palms in front of him to signal for a chance to speak. Leon and Raihan stop wiggling their fingers, yet still keep them in place to hover over Hop.

“Yes, Hop?” Leon asks with a smile.

Hop takes a moment to control his giggles so he can talk clearly. “Wouldn’t the tickle tax have to be paid by the one that landed on the spot?” Hop looks up at his brother.

Leon’s eyes expand in surprise. Raihan glances at Leon. Leon glances at Raihan and then back to Hop. 

“W-Well, that's,” Leon stutters. His words become ones of panic. “That’s a very good point that I did not think about—” he leans back a little as Raihan stares him down with a smirk.

“Looks like you’re still in debt, Leon,” the dragon type trainer grins. He gently releases Hop and slowly starts approaching Leon, making the champion scoot back.

“N-No! Raihan!” Leon giggles and puts out a defensive hand, but his efforts are in vain as Raihan dives at Leon, tackling him to the floor, and starts clawing into the champion’s ribs. Instantaneously, Leon yelps and breaks into laughter as he gets a taste of his own medicine. He shoves and tries to wrestle Raihan’s hands away in a desperate attempt to flee, but Raihan clearly has the leverage against the champion.

“Raihahahahahan!” Leon throws his head back with laughter, his purple hair becoming flattened underneath him like a backdrop. “Thihihis isn’t fahahair!” 

“Hey, don’t get mad with me,” Raihan says, “I’m just the banker trying to collect debt. Right, Hop?” He looks towards the younger trainer.

Hop sits back on his arms as he watches the delivery of his brother’s payback. He has a bright smile and nods, “Right, Raihan!”

“Unless, of course, you want to pay the original fine in its intended way?” the dragon trainer mentions to the giggling champion. He adds on to the ‘persuasion’ by scratching a clawed hand at Leon’s tummy, causing his friend to kick out his legs with a jolt.

“Okahahahay!” Leon playfully yells through his laughter. “Fihihihine! I’ll pahahahay it! Nohohow get off mehehehe!” the champion surrenders.

As requested, Raihan halts his debt collecting strategy, then moves back to his original spot around the gameboard. Leon sits himself up, his body nearly limp with exhaustion. Once he takes a moment to regain his bearings, Leon checks his pile of multicolored board game money and hands Hop a beige pokedollar bill with a value of one hundred.

Hop happily takes the false money, “Thank you. A pleasure doing business with you.” He places the bill in his own stack.

Leon chuckles. “Alright, who’s turn is it now?”

“Mine,” Raihan says. He looks up as his two competitors. “And don’t you even think about using the tickle tax on me. I’ll just get you back,” Raihan ends his sentence with a fanged grin to show that there's truth to his statement.

Leon and Hop laugh in understanding. They then return to where they left off in their board game, giggling and making lighthearted banter with each other as they play on the floor of Hop’s bedroom.

#tickletober #miya&mia's tickletober #tickletober2023 #tickletober 2023 #pokemon #pokemon sword and shield #pokemon hop #pokemon leon #pokemon raihan #pokemon fanfiction #pokemon fanfic #sfw fanfiction #sfw fanfic #sfw tickle fic #tickle fic

[innytoes]

33 for callexie (caleb/alex/willie)? ;D

Willie had the perfect plan, okay? It didn't matter that maybe he'd taken one too many Benadryl. He was sure Tomorrow Willie would absolutely agree with his flawless decision making skills.

Like that time he painted his entire kitchen red. Like sure, the next day he'd been kind of confused, but then a week later he tripped while holding a bowl of tomato soup and you couldn't even see the stains! Benadryl Willie was brilliant.

So of course he wouldn't regret crawling across the fire escape, jimmying open the window of his very cute neighbours' place, and all but throwing himself and his laptop (very important!) through.

"Oh hey, you're having dinner, perfect!" Willie beamed at the surprised faces. The lights were all off, except for some candles on the table, which was perfect. That would mean they could see his presentation all the better.

Alex looked positively angelic in the candlelight, his eyes wide and his hair like liquid gold. The shadows made Caleb's jaw look even more perfect, and his eyes seemed to be sparkling with amusement. Probably amusement, right? Willie was a funny guy. Which was point seven!

Focus.

"Anyway, you can keep eating while you listen," he said, dragging over one of the bar stools from the kitchen to their table. He propped the laptop on top, flipping it open so they could see the first slide.

"Anyway here is my Powerpoint on why you should date me," he started, jabbing the button. The first slide wooshed away with a fun sound effect. "Number one, I am very pretty. Case in point." He clicked again, and some shirtless selfies appeared.

"What the hell is happening," Alex whispered.

"Point one b, I also have very pretty and pettable hair. And abs. Unless I just ate pizza or something." The next slide showed off both. "And a cute butt." He hadn't been able to take a proper picture of that, but he turned a little so they could see his butt anyway. "See?"

"Let him finish, darling, he obviously put work into this," Caleb whispered back.

"Thank you," Willie said, before clearing his throat. "Point Two. You both keep inviting me over to dinner and smiling at me and when we bump into each other in the hall we can talk like forever and we just seem to click and vibe.'

The last slide with his abs disappeared, replaced by one that said VIBES in comic sans. Because that was supposed to be the most easy to read font out there. Or something.

"Number three, I am an excellent boyfriend. I will remember your birthday and get you flowers except I won't because I know Alex is allergic but I'm learning how to make origami flowers except don't tell Alex that it's a surprise for his birthday which by the way is July 19th," he rambled. He clicked the button again, because he was pretty sure there were more reasons he was a good boyfriend.

"Oh, right! I make a mean breakfast in bed and also I totally believe in fair division of labour meaning I will do the dishes because I know Caleb secretly hates them because they make his hands wrinkly but also you can't just put wine glasses in the dishwasher."

"You're absolutely right," Caleb agreed.

"Don't encourage him!" Alex hissed.

"Point... um..." He clicked the power point again. "Five. Right. I am amazing in bed. Ten out of ten ex boyfriends agree. Or they would if I had ten. I have four. They're all great, except for Joey Keaton, but I never slept with him anyway because we were both twelve and he dumped me because I wouldn't give him my shiny Charizard Pokemon card."

A picture of his shiny Pokemon Card, which he still owned (suck it Joey!) popped up on the screen.

"You skipped point four," Alex pointed out, and Willie blinked. He went back a slide. Then forward again. Then back.

"Okay point four is your eyes are very pretty and I want to kiss you," he said resolutely. "Anyway point six! If you date me you will always have a tie breaker. If you can't pick a restaurant? TIE BREAKER! Not sure what movie to watch? Tie breaker! Also you need like three people to play Twister which is also very important. Point seven is I'm very funny and eight is... oh that's a picture of the raccoon who comes by the dumpster sometimes to see if there's pizza. We're friends. He can vouch for me. Point nine is I'm great in bed and also very cute."

Was it just him or was the room getting all spinny? He swayed a little, and Caleb caught his arm.

"You're strong," he said, smiling. "That's not a point, though. I mean it's a point on why I wanna date you, but I didn't get to that PowerPoint yet."

"Why don't you sit down," Caleb said, gently settling him down in his chair. Alex looked even prettier from across the table.

"You're even prettier from this angle," he told Alex.

"I- thank you?" Alex said. "Are you okay?"

"Peachy!" Willie said. Oh man, this food smelled so good. He took a bite. "I'm not done though. I still have to get to point twenty four, which is super important. I give really good hugs. You like hugs don't you?"

"Willie, did you take something?" Caleb asked gently. His hand was on Willie's back and it was warm and he leaned into it. That was nice. He was kind of cold. And shivering a little. Haha.

"No, I don't do that anymore, I have a real job now," he said. "And an apartment. And I can buy my own food and clothes and treats for Throckmorton - that's the raccoon by the way, I'll introduce you if you want."

"Did you ingest any substances?" Caleb tried again.

"I took some Benadryl," Willie said. "And some of this pasta. It's really good, have you tried it? Anyway, point... point ten. I'm a good cook. I know how to make eggs like five different ways, and that's not even including French Toast!"

"How about you come lie down on the couch for a moment?" Caleb asked.

"I feel like you’re not taking this PowerPoint presentation about why you should date me very seriously," Willie pouted. He'd worked very, very hard on it.

"How about we go sit on the couch to look at the rest, huh?" Alex said. Alex was so smart. "I'll carry your laptop, okay?"

They sat down on the couch, and Alex put the laptop on the coffee table. Willie nodded, ready to go back to his presentation, but then Caleb wrapped a blanket around his shoulders and kept his arm there, and Alex gently brushed the hair off his forehead - and rested it there for a moment, which was nice. He leaned into the touch.

"You're burning up," Alex said.

"Yeah, I'm hot, that was like point one, do I have to start over?" Willie asked. He tried to reach his laptop with his foot. He hadn't bothered to put on shoes, so his fun socks were showing. "Oh, I didn't even include that on the PowerPoint. I have lots of cool socks. See, these are of cats in space."

"They're very nice," Alex agreed, gently tipping him over into Caleb. "Why don't you tell us all about your socks? How many pairs do you have?"

"Well, I have the cats in space, and dogs in space, and raccoon socks, and skateboards, and little hotdogs, and..." Slowly, his brain started to shut down, but that was okay, because Caleb was warm and comfy, and Alex was holding his hand, and he was pretty sure the sock argument was winning them over more than point twelve (I give great head!) and thirteen (I'm great at keeping plants alive! Look at my spider plant!).

And okay, when he woke up twelve hours later feeling like death, on a couch that was more comfortable than his own bed, with two very handsome and very doting neighbours willing to feed him soup and nurse him back to health, he had to admit that maybe Benadryl Willie had been right about something.

Because he did leave that apartment with two boyfriends.

#julie and the phantoms #calebxalexxwillie #fanfic #caleb was 100% here for it until he realised Willie was Not Okay #poor Alex was just so confused because he does like Willie and they HAD had some talks about maybe seeing if he was interested #once they start dating they make sure to help Willie find a better cold medication though #I wrote a thing #yes of course they go over the powerpoint while willie is zonked out #Caleb trying not to laugh because Willie's head is in his lap #Alex is a mix of horrified and intrigued because there are more shirtless selfies further on

[sugimoriedits]

It's been another hot minute since I've posted anything, so take a generational distribution analysis of the new Pokémon Concierge Netflix trailer:

(puppets featured): Panpour, Wingull, Ratatta, Hoppip, Eevee, Dragonite, Charmander, Lampent, Pansear, Pansage, Mudkip, Pidgeot, Snorlax, Seel, Diglett, Dedenne, Skiploom, Furrett, Metagross, Wooper, Psyduck, Bulbasaur, Pikachu, Magikarp, Graveller

(patterns/symbols featured): Ursaring, Charizard, Pidgey, Venusaur, Stantler, Ledian, Farfetch'd, Mankey, Slowpoke, Mantine, Shellos (West Sea), Horsea, Oddish, Bellossom, Omanyte, Shellder, Staryu, Corsola, Starmie, Pikachu, Luvdisc, Wailord, Pachirisu, Fletchling, Gastrodon (West Sea)

Meaning the puppets are distributed: 13 gen one | 4 gen two | 3 gen three | 0 gen four | 4 gen five | 1 gen six | 0 gen seven | 0 gen eight | 0 gen nine

And the pictured/symbolic ones are distributed: 13 gen one | 6 gen two | 2 gen three | 3 gen four | 0 gen five | 1 gen six | 0 gen seven | 0 gen eight | 0 gen nine

Together the distribution being: 26 gen one | 10 gen two | 5 gen three | 3 gen four | 4 gen five | 2 gen six | X | X | X

Which is 26 gen one and 24 not gen one

Here's the data plugged into a pie chart:

Rather unremarkably, gen 1 by far gets the most distribution, representing just over half of all pokémon featured in the trailer. Gen 2 gets the nextmost rep (average 1 out of 5 pokemon), which is unsurprising considering the trend of gen 2 pokémon getting more space in marketing over the last couple years. 3-6 get minimal representation, and 7+ get none at all.

For reference, this is what a fair distribution would look like when considering the pokédex count for each generation:

Obviously there's some major regional preferences in this show. Gen 1 is just about 3x more presented than its ratio in the pokédex (and honestly, this is tame compared to some other regional distributions I've analyzed in the past). Now I'm curious which pokémon projects have the most and least balanced regional distributions, perhaps I'll make more of these to compare?

(the very pretty trailer)

#pokemon concierge #netflix #pokemon #pokedex #pokemon analysis #Youtube

[jadeazora]

Pokemon GO's 7th Anniversary has been announced!

Jul6 at 10am until Jul12 at 8pm, local time

Wartortle and Blastoise party hat debut

Bonuses: Increased chance of becoming Lucky Friends, increased chance of Pokémon becoming Lucky through trades, and a chance of finding 7, 77—or more!—Gimmighoul Coins when you spin a PokéStop with a Golden Lure Module.

In addition to the above, each day of the 7th Anniversary Party will have its own unique bonuses: Jul6: 2× XP for catching Pokémon, Jul7: 2× Stardust for catching Pokémon, Jul8: 2× Candy for catching Pokémon, Jul9: 1/2 Egg Hatch Distance when Eggs are placed in an Incubator on this day, Jul10: Friendship levels will increase twice as fast, Jul11: 2× Candy for transferring Pokémon, and Jul12: 2× XP for evolving Pokémon.

Wild encounters are Squirtle in a party hat, Pikachu in a cake hat, Togedemaru, Meowth, and Ponyta and rarely Galar Ponyta and Absol. There will be rotating sets of wild starters too:

Raid Pokemon are: 1⭐ Party hat Kanto starters and Pikachu in a Cake hat. 3⭐ Magneton, Lapras, Flareon, Snorlax, and Sealeo. 5⭐ are the Legendary Birds. Mega Raids will feature Mega Blastoise.

Anniversary-themed Field Research tasks will be available! Complete them to earn encounters with various starter Pokemon Pokémon, such as Bulbasaur, Cyndaquil, Mudkip, and more! Some Field Research tasks will also award Mega Energy for the following Pokémon: Venusaur, Charizard, Blastoise, Sceptile, Blaziken, and Swampert!

$2 Timed Research: Complete the event-themed research tasks, such as hatching seven Eggs or evolving seven Pokémon, to receive the following: 1× Incubator, 1× Super Incubator, 1× Premium Battle Pass, 1× Lucky Egg, 1× Rocket Radar, 1× Star Piece, 1× Incense, 77,777 XP, and an encounter with Pikachu wearing a party hat. The Timed Research must be completed and their rewards must be claimed before Jul12 at 8pm, local time

The return of the Kanto Masterwork rewarding Shiny Mew. It costs $5. Tickets for this Masterwork Research will be available to purchase until Jul12 at 8pm, local time.

Squirtle Community Day Classic held Jul9, from 2pm to 5pm, local time.

New Avatar Items and Stickers:

Here's the infographic and article!

#pokemon anniversary #pokemon go #pokego #squirtle #blastoise #community day #niantic

[disturbnot]

COMMON KNOWLEDGE - pretty much anyone who knows of ash likely knows at least one of the following:

currently thirty-seven years old. he was born on the 22nd of May 1986.

is on and off world champion for one of the few global leagues.

is half kantonian, half anahuan. he has dual citizenship for both the kanto and kalia regions.

long thought himself bisexual, but later came out again as gay at the age of 35 (celadon pride was jumping that year i tell you hwat).

has had many ace pokémon in his time - including charizard, sceptile, infernape, krookodile, etc. - but is hardly ever seen without raichu, his one true right-paw man.

has saved the world several times (although the deep extent of which is not broadly known - some events have been covered up entirely).

is also reasonably well-known for often being tangled up in scraps with team rocket, incidents both frivolous and deeply grave.

was alola's first champion back in the day.

"holy shit it's the omnicorp life insurance guy" .

is aura sensitive - this one is slightly lesser known, but the basic fact isn't really kept secret. the true extent of his aura-based gifts, however ... that's when people get tight-lipped.

is broadly considered to be a pokémon master, but ash himself doesn't claim this, has often stated his journey will never be over.

despite this, and all of these towering feats, in recent times he has bizarrely chosen to take up a regular job at pallet house, under his mother delia. he hasn't been particularly chatty to any reporters about why this is.

ash is related to the anahua region's equivalent of a champion, zaniyah. she is his paternal grandmother.

has a crappy twitch stream from time to time that betrays how utterly awful he is at most video games.

he didn't cope well with fame / the overwhelming burden of responsibility in his 20s. tabloid readers probably remember this fondly. ash does not.

probably has a lot of old flings from this aforementioned period of personal upheaval.

ash can communicate with pokémon pretty well. he claims this isn't by strictly translating or reading a pokémon's mind, but that he is somehow able to intuit meaning and feelings all the same. raichu goes 'chu chu chu' and in his head, ash hears everything his buddy is trying to say.

"of course i'm a functioning alcoholic, it came free with me being born a millennial".

tiktoks either unhinged or adorable shots of his pokémon.

DUBIOUS KNOWLEDGE / "CONSPIRACY THEORIES" - somewhat recognised knowledge, but may be misunderstood, covered up, or relegated to the realm of a conspiracy theory/parody:

ash is immortal / ash has super powers / ash has crazy aura powers / i heard that ash ketchum has an 8 pack that ash ketchum was shredded / chuck norris jokes just got a whole lot more annoying / etc.

he worked with professor larch of the sabiri region; a scientist broadly considered to be criminally insane after a lab accident decades ago that caused plural deaths. the man refuses to talk about it.

there is a theory that ash caused the 'kholoss disaster' - this was a 2014 calamity (in-universe time runs parallel to us, everything is kind of in real time) during which a supposed megaseismo/volcanic event occurred on mount kholoss, in the sabiri region. this event caused a domino effect of disasters around the world, many of which some regions are still recovering from.

ash's dad is missing, and i don't think he's ever used the word 'dead' to describe him. i don't think ash wants to believe it. even after all this time. presently, ash's dad is known in some circles as one of many infamous unsolved and unexplained disappearances.

ash can summon lugia by whistling for it. his mileage varies in landlocked areas.

ash has often claimed not to believe in any one divine pokémon, but his attitude about arceus in particular seems bristled. in truth, this is because he once sought out the "original one" on his path to rediscover his purpose. ash sensed confusion in it, fear, even anger. for reasons ash couldn't understand then, arceus began behaving destructively towards him and the general environment, and although it was eventually calmed, ash has held no particular reverence for the thing since. (in more metaphorical terms, arceus sensed a great 'glitch' within ash and attempted to give the universe a hard reset).

professor larch is an old colleague of professor oak's. back in the 80s, they worked as a duo to work on the first properly computerised pokédex.

HIDDEN KNOWLEDGE - only ash himself knows these things, or those incredibly close to him might know these things:

ash has made one (1) attempt on his own life before. told no one. pretends it never happened. everyone has their moments of madness, even shiny immortal golden boys.

ash has only ever had Feelings(tm) for well-known scientist gary oak. although his fandom may well have picked up on this. rpf is a pox on every universe.

ash was literally dead when pikachu evolved into raichu. desperate times, desperate measures.

in a well covered up altercation with some rockets, ash may or may not be guilty of murder.

actually, there are probably a good few cover-ups for various things that have happened to ash as well. i imagine his interpol file is something unwieldy, the sight of it brings their admin staff despair.

has both encountered missingno and visited glitch city. has not only somehow made it through each incident alive, but has survived unharmed.

META KNOWLEDGE - things about ash's world he doesn't know (yet), but i do:

ash was 'chosen' by enevaxis during his first death. being turned to stone by mew and mewtwo sent him hurtling into the same void that enevollath had condemned enevaxis to, eons and eons ago. upon ash's resurrection, by the power of aura in the tears of pokémon, he came back irreparably altered by the encounter. not only that, he came back with a simple favour to fulfil. he would remember none of it though, no thanks to mewtwo. this was his nexus point. the origin of all that ails him. just wait until he finds out that all of his nightmarish life has been because he wanted to stop two stupid cats from fighting.

ash's dad, tonalli/'tony', is certainly dead. and his disappearance was no accident. rockets: a thorn in the ketchum family's side for three generations and counting!

ash's maternal grandfather is bruno. delia never knew her father, and according to her mother, he was a great trainer who had descended from the mountain one day to recharge and refuel at pallet house, and sweep the old landlady off her feet for the night before retreating to the mountains again. unfortunately, knowledge of who delia's father is died with her mother in delia's teens. and with it, any chance of ash knowing his ties with the legendary fighting master.

grandma zaniyah is probably a straight up fucking serial killer. i'm sorry ash.

literally all ash needs to do to end this absurd chosen one struggle is climb up a super freaky mountain and let enevaxis out of its cage. that's it. he'll have to get past zaniyah when he realises this, though, that's the kicker.

#lore tag tba . #headcanon tag tba . #'shan you just said you couldn't write' LORE IS DIFFERENT #lore engine and prose engine are not connected #anyway yeah hi i'll add to this in due time i'm sure. #ty to nikki for reminding me i needed to do this! #suicide tw #alcoholism tw #death tw

[anxious-fandom-bean]

why the fuck did nobody tell me that arbok is canonically ELEVEN FEET TALL and CHARIZARD IS FUCKING FIVE FOOT SEVEN. MOTHERFUCKING EKANS IS SIX FEET TALL QHAT THE FUCJ

#WHAT IS THIS #YOURE ACTUALLY WRONG #NINTENDO YOU ARE INCORRECT #will reblog with updates as i continue browsing the height chart #pokemon #rat speaks #pokemon heights

[thefabulouskas]

PokeCember 2023 - Day Seven : Favorite Fire Type

Sleepy baby colors because I’ve been playing a lot of Pokemon Sleep and I of course have a Charizard and Typhlosion! (Wish there were more starters! I want my Grookey!)

Enjoy accidental TransPride Incineroar

PokeCember 2023 Calendar

#kasdraws #kasart #pokemon #fanart #pokecember #pokecember2023 #pokedecember #pokedecember2023 #pokemon art #pokemon art challenge #charizard #typhlosion #incineroar

[bestfurryhusband]

ROUND TWO MASTERPOST

DAY ONE

Blaidd v DJ Octavio v Witch Doctor

Gantu v Warwick

Nikolai Krol v Krampus

King Shark v Incineroar

DAY TWO

Rytlock Brimstone v Rhot

Glamrock Freddy v Brint

Death v August

Neferu v Charizard

DAY THREE

Marrow Bonebreaker v Asterius

Samurott v Mr. Wolf

Gideon Grey v Tai Lung

Wargreymon v Derkeethus

DAY FOUR

Ajani Goldmane v Asgore

Lyall v Gojira

Muta v Hubert Ellis

Rauru v Wolfrun

DAY FIVE

Prince John v Wolf O'Donnell

Temujin v Asterion

The Emperor v Robin Hood

Kimahri Ronso v Funky Kong

DAY SIX

Carl Hendricks v Bandit Heeler

Javid v Leomon

Leopard Cat v Daylon

Devon v Bowser

DAY SEVEN

Ophion v Lieb

Lucario v Sidon

Rocket Racoon v Horkeu Kamui

William Adler v Kaiman

DAY EIGHT

Oscar v Scar

Legoshi v Fox McCloud

Garr v Bernard Mettle

Tony The Tiger v Kass

[ask-the-usa-manor]

So...how much trouble has the chaos trio gotten into?-

Tennessee, Kentucky, and Arkansas calmly sat around the table, playing cards.

Tennessee looked over his hand, cringing internally, “…I fold.”

Arkansas laughed as he laid a pair down, “Go fish!”

Kentucky slammed a card down, “Charizard, I choose you!”

“UNO! Hah!” Arkansas grinned, “Draw seven.”

Kentucky sighed heavily and pulled out a notepad and a pen, writing the number 7 and showing it off.

Tennessee furrowed his brow, “…Okay, I’ll be the first to ask; Does anybody at this table have any idea what we’ve been playing for the past half an hour?”

Arkansas blinked, “Nope.”

Kentucky shrugged, “Not a clue.”

“Good, I’m not alone. So. What now?”

Silence.

“…Wanna get arrested so I can break you out of jail again?” Kentucky lazily suggested.

“Or macrame,” Arkansas added.

“Both,” Ken agreed, “If Tenney’s not a coward.”

#USAManor! Tennessee #USAManor! Kentucky #USAManor! Arkansas #Screw Quebec

[p-artsypants]

Happy new year, here’s all the things my husband said in his sleep this year:

*complete Russian sentence*

“Please don’t cry. I just want you to be a Republican...”

“DDDDDDJJJJJJ.....JARED?!”

No Charizard, put down the gun.

Sorry, just had to interrupt, my friend Jontron went to jail. He’s in there until this day. Sorry, just had to say that.

(With conviction) this is the year of the beaver.

Hmm…mmm…mmmmm…(straightforward) beans

No I don’t want a threesome, that would make God cry

Where at?

Ah. Goo.

There’s a spiderweb in my porridge. (High pitched ‘enghhh’)

(Giggling) Stop purring, Sonic

*kisses my arm* “Rabert tib scabbard tack. That’s all I’m going to say.”

*giggling* What do you call a movie theater without snacks? A big Sharpie!

Oh yeah, to solve for a slope, you have to use the formula y=mx+b

“Convulserate.”

Me: “what?”

“I’m trying to think of another name for convulserate. But I can’t get anything better.”

“Mrew” the ole timey cat meow

The seagulls. They don’t have hands, they have tentacles

NUM NUM NUM (cartoonish chewing)

She used it. She used it, whole thing, during the ride. (Another sentence in gibberish)

So he could use that gun in his position. He worked security, which gave him a special license or else he wouldn’t have had the weapon in the first place. It’s fine. (Whisper) it’s fine.

I don’t know, maybe I should be the next Star Wars. *laughs*

BEANS *said like a toddler* it might have been BANCH

Seven foot frame, rats along his back *this was sung in a high pitch* *A few minutes later* when he calls your name it all num num num

She can’t pee standing up. Be nice to her.

[adobe-outdesign]

I feel like I need to inform you that there's a panel in the fr/lg arc of pokemon adventures where Giovanni is standing directly in front of a Deoxys and is barely up to its chest. Deoxys, who is five foot seven.

Pokedex heights are screwy sometimes (just look at Charizard), but also

Beedrill is supposedly 3' 3" so Giovanni here is a max of 5" if even

#pokemon #pokemon manga #giovanni #deoxys #beedrill

[jasontoddsgaythoughts]

The BatKids as the Gotham Region Gym Leaders

Gym Leader Number Eight: Richard (Dick) Grayson (The Flying Type Gym Leader)

Dick as a Gym Leader: Dick is probably the most influential of all the Gotham Region Gym Leaders. He has several more years of experience from all the others, which makes him cut loose a bit more since he already spent most of his earlier years working hard to hone his and his team’s skills. Despite being one of the most playful and lighthearted Gym leaders, he still doesn’t hold back when challenged. Most trainers who challenge and manage to defeat him find themselves hoping to follow in Dick’s example of passion for the craft of battle, but also enjoyment for connection and trust each challenge gives you. Among all the Trainers of Gotham, if not for Bruce Wayne himself, Dick would be considered the face of Pokémon Battling of his region.

Gym Set Up: Dick’s Gym is set up quite similarly to Barbara’s in the sense that both are set up like a maze, instead of relying on knowledge like the earlier Gotham Gyms. The only difference in their set up is that while Barbara’s Gym is meant to lead you to find your way, Dick’s is more a journey of either where you’ve been or where you will be. The Gym will be circus themed, so when you enter a circus tent by the docks you’ll immediately be greeted by a Gym Trainer who will lead you to a rope ladder in the center, and ask you to climb it. Once you do you’ll be on a trapeze platform, and you must swing across each platform where you will meet a Trainer and battle. There will be seven battles in total and each Trainer’s platform will be decorated in the same colors or aesthetic of one of the Gotham Region Gym Leaders, with some of them even (if not all) matching a Pokémon of theirs to that Gym’s type (for example in early game when you make it to the fire/ghost Gym platform (Jason’s Gym), the Gym Trainer may have a Pokémon like Oricorio (ghost type)). Once you defeat all the trainers you’ll swing to a final larger platform across from the one where you originally started, and Dick Grayson himself will swing down in front of you to battle. If you face off against Dick in the beginning of your journey, his Gym Trainers will have teams consisting of Oricorio, Murkrow, Woobat, or Rookidee. If you challenge Dick halfway through your journey his Gym trainers will have teams that include Golbat, Pelipper, Oricorio, Archen, or Talonflame. If you take on Dick at the late stages of your journey his Gym Trainers teams will consist of Oricorio, Skarmory, Hawlucha, Mandibuzz, Fan Rotom, Gliscor, Xatu, and Drifblim.

Gym Team Roster (Early Journey Edition): If you challenge Dick at a Gym battle early into your journey, his team will consist of a Gligar for an early defense against any electric type, a Rufflet because they remind him of Damien in his Robin uniform when he has the hood up, and an Emolga. If you defeat Dick he will hand you the TM for Roost.

Gym Team Roster (Late Journey Edition): When you face off against Dick late into your Journey, he will have a well stacked team. While it may not look the strongest, his years of experience can really drive you into a corner if you’re not careful. His first Pokémon is a Togekiss with great defense. His second team mate is a Gliscor to handle any Electric type Pokémon. His third partner is a Gyarados that can handle any Rock types, as well as offer a great offense. His fourth Pokémon is an Emolga that was given to him as a child by his late parents, because of their hard training Emolga is very swift and hard to hit so it’s a threat to most trainers. His fifth partner is a Braviary that was given to him by Damien when it was a Rufflet. His last Pokémon, while not a flying type in this form, is a Mega Charizard X that was given to him by Bruce, and is one of his most trusted partners. If you manage victory against Dick he will hand you a TM for Aerial Ace.

Vigilante Team: Dick’s vigilante team is one of the most stacked for a very dark reason. Since he’s had to live through Jason’s death, he’s felt safer knowing there’s more hands (or paws… flippers?) on deck, to care for his family or citizens when he can’t get there on time. Mega Charizard X is on the team because of their trust. He has a Salamnce for when raw power is needed and easy transportation. He keeps a Swellow for it’s determined personality. He keeps a Mantine for aquatic assistance. He has a Golbat for stealth, and a Jumpluff for daytime missions with the Titans and to offer comfort to victims.

Civilian Party: When it comes to Dick’s civilian team, he likes to keep the Pokémon he’s closest to on hand, which includes Emolga, Charizard, and Braviary. Out of all the Wayne kids, he’s the one who has taken their image of prestige to heart, so his civilian team has an Altaria and Dragonite to please upper class Gotham, and because he’s fond of their gentle nature.

#dick grayson #nightwing #batfam #dc #bat family #pokemon #Pokémon teams #the Batkids as Pokémon gym leaders #the Batkids as Pokémon trainers #gligar #rufflet #emolga #togekiss #gliscor #gyarados #braviary #mega charizard x #salamance #swellow #mantine #golbat #jumpluff #altaria #dragonite #dc comics

[katsukikitten]

If I could draw it'd be bakugou and his Pokemon line up

Typhlosion, Houndoom, Blaziken, shiny Charizard, Arcaine, Lucario, and a random ass Corviknight because that's his tank. (And cause when Bakugou was younger and his houndoom was houndour, houndour found a hurt rookiedee in the backyard and doing what dogs do by playing around with it and Bakugou nursed it back to health. It slept in a cardboard box on his nightstand and Bakugou hand fed it 😭). I say seven cause Houndoom has never been in a pokeball except when he was first caught 😂

And Bakugou has TONS of Pokemon in his PC because he for sure min/max every fucking battle. Is not afraid to stop by a PC before a gym to switch out Pokemon to what he needs. Has beaten the elite four five times and each time totally different pokemon and always refuses to stay and be champion cause

"It's be pretty fuckin boring waiting around all damn day for some weak ass extra to beat."

#kitten chats 🖤🐈‍⬛ #poke au thoughts 🖤🐈‍⬛

[crystalelemental]

Welp! Masters officially has its first seventh pair, that being Mix Blue and Charizard. Which means Leaf is definitely getting Blastoise come November (I should hope that’s the case, anyway), which in turn hurts the chances of Green making it in, since Red’s Venusaur and Blue’s Charizard both Mega Evolved in Let’s Go, yet they Dynamax in Masters. Obviously Green can still get Mega Blastoise, but if the difference between two universes seriously boils down to a single girl from Pallet Town being named differently…!

CALLED IT! I told y’all Blue would be first to seven! Supremely obvious. Also holy shit, I think if I were still playing I’d be fuming. Six months for the new Mix and it’s yet another fucking Kantonian, and with Charizard.

#ether-gearhead