(also fwiw chas kramer is literally only from the 2005 movie and i guess it's to really differentiate him from comics canon chas???? or something idk. possibly rights issues with THEE chas chandler? some reason, who knows. anyway chas kramer is only ever the shia version, i don't think it's ever been used in comics [aside from presumably that movie tie in])
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The Unspoke Deal
by miagirl3
written for Ecto-Implosion 2023
Prompt art: Summoning
Danny and John have a deal. It's a simple deal. Every month they have a meet up. Danny keeps as much control over the ghost as he can in return John keeps track of them in the human realm. That's it nothing else should be so simple.
So why do feelings keep getting involved and why does the justice league suddenly seem so interested in the beings of the infinite realms.
John knows one thing for sure: This is all Danny's fault.
Words: 3506, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English
Fandoms: Danny Phantom, DCU (Comics), DCU
Rating: Not Rated
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Categories: M/M
Characters: Danny Fenton, John Constantine, Chas Kramer, Bruce Wayne, Clark Kent
Relationships: John Constantine/Danny Fenton
Additional Tags: Ecto-Implosion 2023 (Danny Phantom), dpxdc, Danny Fenton is Bad at Feelings, Bisexual John Constantine, Protective John Constantine, John Constantine Kissing Dudes, justice league needs to fuck off, Danny Fenton is Called Phantom, Protective Danny Fenton, john constantine is done with the justice league's shit, Ghost King Danny Fenton
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**SAW X SPOILERS ALERT ⚠️**
*Extra warning: some uncomfortable images from Saw… proceed at your own risk** ⚠️
How I’d have survived every trap in Saw X because I’m immortal (in reality I died in the first 5 minutes).
Eye vacuum trap 🥽 👁️ : **sigh**
I can’t lie I’d not be avoiding any mutilation here… but fuck meeee just turn the dial straight up to 5 😭😭😭 I’m not saying I wouldn’t break 1 finger then bitch about it until the time is up then die irl. But after breaking 1 finger, most people would rather go straight to 5 than feel their eyeballs leave their skull. 💀
Pipe bomb trap 💣:
Not sure if this would work as Jigsaw is always watching 👀, but avoid struggling because the timer is not actively beginning, this timer must be started by something, it is triggered when the wire attached is pulled. This may buy more time to think of other solutions. Then try to cut the duct tape off your hands with the knives and use your hands to remove the pipe bombs to avoid as much injury as possible. Or wait for Jigsaw to approach and attempt to defend yourself with the knives, then wait for help?
Bone Marrow Trap 🦴:
Fuck no did John give so little time to saw off her whole damn leg! The only way I can think to get out of this is to try using the gigilo saw on the ropes holding you in place and duck out of the way to avoid decapitation. Then save the poor guy from the brain surgery trap because he had no hope 😭. With this trap, just make sure John and Amanda are distracted. Again risky… as Jigsaw is always watching.
Brain surgery trap 🧠👹:
In terms of surviving without help, if the instruments provided can cut through the skull, it may be possible to cut through part of the trap, but this would be time consuming and not foolproof. Also to avoid putting in less grey matter, could he have put part of his skull in the dish, it may have absorbed some additional enzymes attached to the skull?
Otherwise I’d hope someone else saves me I doubt it or flirt with Amanda and hope she sets me free.
Radiation trap ☢️:
Again, hope you can make Amanda take pity on you and fall in love with you like the empath she is.
Or try breaking your thumb only, as the tool provided is small enough to do so. Then do a bit of an Eric Matthews and slide your hand free. Bit less painful and should be possible in the time limit, plus avoids smashing your ankle. If the lamp moves because you’ve failed to break your ankle chain, you can run behind the lamp to avoid it or keep moving, as it’s easier to move and take cover without a broken ankle. With hands free, could use clothing add some layer of protection on your face and buy more time 🕰️
Blood boarding trap 🩸:
There won’t be an unlimited supply of blood so being altruistic and taking turns is a survival tactic. Although, if you were paired with Cecelia on this trap, this may not be the best option.
In this case, turn your head to get more opportunity to breathe? Or tilt your head up so the blood lands on your head not directly blocking airways (this would be very uncomfortable but you might survive).
Burning gas chamber 🔥💨:
First you could try to find the source of the gas and block it with clothing or items in the room or damage it. If not, just straight up killing the other player to avoid severe injury and reach the air vent is the best bet of survival, but not a Kramer approved way to survive. Is the gun cabinet big enough for a person to fit in? You could sit in there and shut the door on yourself to keep the gas out, cover and cracks in the door with clothing, it would buy more time.
Bonus round
Scar tissue trap ⛓️:
Firstly, whatinthefuckisMarkHoffmandoinghere 😍
Secondly, there’s little chance in fighting with Hoffman to escape this trap so best bet is playing along, or playing dead. ☠️ Hard to say as we never get to see Henry’s end, but that twist had everyone in the cinema shook I couldn’t speak 😭😭😭
Alright and that’s all I got!
Disclaimer: No chance would I survive a saw trap, please do not try these at home 🤣
Would you like to see more posts like this? And if so traps from a full movie, or smaller posts about specific traps/one trap at a time.
Comment more of your ideas for survival!
Until next time… 🌀
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Titleist Ball to the Juwe (Judas the Templar)
Hitler, is a dojo summons, in Germany, to a soldier, serving as a convict.
Removed from police code, through Tanacharison, still in Chas T. Main, as an assassin, a psychoanalyst politician, it is slurred.
A family, the Charleboises, had snitched a Jewish attorney, for a bailiff fee heist for own pocket, as a police sergeant, affiliated with anti-Semites.
They gave us the name, “Hitler”, in response, as lawyers, to be fought, we the inventors of the Gideon’s Bible, the laborer as cop to maid, and the cop to leader of cops, in Scotland, our hated name for home, Albia, given the name Scotland from O’Neills, Nihilists, for a contracts dispute.
They took our blood as a cop, to take the name Hitler, with a Gideon’s, the mobster as a cop exchange, not realizing that any Bombardier cop, is a military draft, such as ANZAC on the cliffs, the Palestinians, with the paddle boat from the Mississippi, the cliff landing, opposed by the Gibsons, the Lennoxes, reported by the Mansonites, the Juwes.
The Steinfelts, were later challenged, to standup comedy, and sitcom, by the Kramers. Davids, and Benings, and won, with the help of the Alexanders, the Macedonians, Fleming.
Let this never disorder you, Matthew.
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Jessie (Jesse? Jessie?) and Alan
I think I’ll probably like them too. I don’t know her well, but she gives Jana Kramer vibes and that works for me. And I would die for Alan so...
Pretty respectable first dance. She looked very bouncy for a cha cha. But she had a good time and clearly has potential. I do hope she improves a bit because I want Alan to stick around as long as possible.
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