#choking hazard

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I was sitting, staring at an unopened box of "Choking Hazard Flavored" Oreos. Nothing else of note happened.

#dream #sitting #oreos #food #choking hazard #lol #food mention

[inthefallofasparrow]

Check Your Candy!

Parents, please be careful with your kid's candy this Halloween! I just found far-right Florida Republican Matt Gaetz hidden in this pile of circus peanuts. Stay safe!

#halloween #choking hazard

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

This mug would be cute if it had a little smile between the eyes, but you can clearly see rosey cheeks on either side of the pit, so it's just gobbing on it like a snake with it's jaw unhinged

*gluck*hack*gock*

#avocado #avocado pit #mug #cute mug #gluck gluck 9000 #choking hazard

[thatcreepydoll]

🔥breaking news🔥

slime lickers have been discontinued due to a choking hazard 😨

#well gee #slime lickers #discontinued #choking #choking hazard #dangerous #DEADLY CANDY 🔥🔥🔥🔥 #thatcreepydoll #buttons talks #breaking news

[cyberhell2k]

Little doodle I have from my little group chat hehe

#akatsuki #deidara #naruto #choking hazard

[mappingthemoon]

"Black Metal Naming Chart" from Choking Hazard #8 (April 2002) & "Gothic Word Search of Utter Doom and Despair!" from Choking Hazard #10 (Sept. 2002)

#zines #Choking Hazard #i am a delight #goth #high school #ish #satanic napkin

[seanslvn]

Fake toyline ad for the 2084 hit cartoon series Ancestaurs about warring factions of Pleistocene centaurs and other mythical hybrids 🏹

More Obsidian pages coming soon!

#art #fantasy #comics #sci fi #obsidian #aliens #80s #ink #retro futuristic #toys #fake #centaurs #ice age #myths and legends #graphic novel #action figures #choking hazard #advertising

[sanctimoniousmoon]

destructive

#spn 5x17 #spn #angel of the mf lord #castiel #misha #misha fking collins #choking hazard #fimmf #step on me #destroy me #RENT FREE

[mnemonicpneumaticknife]

#nintendo #nintendo DS #choking hazard

[indolentjellyfish]

can we safely lick them? they look like forbidden gummy fruit snacks 😔

I suppose a little lick wouldn't hurt... but that's the start of a slippery slope, you know?

#asks #do not put blood on my hands #choking hazard

[zenkitty]

#vanilla extract #polls #i have polls now #more polls #cake recipe #original recipe #10/10 recommend #you will not regret it #choking hazard

[11novix]

I was eating some fucking chips and there was a plastic thing it and I almost choked on it

#I’m a survivor #choking hazard #why am I stupid #it hurt so much that plastic #the pain

[woman-with-a-movie-camera]

Choking Hazard (2004)

#Choking Hazard #2000s #czech cinema #horror #smiling smirk

[mappingthemoon]

Choking Hazard #9 (June 2002)

I do not wish to unleash upon the public internet the full extent of my rambling teenage musings on teh gender, but an interesting thing about diving into my old zine archives in middle age is that I guess I had forgotten just how much I wrote about it, and how deeply I was (evidently) conflicted? Like I'm 39 now and it feels like I've been "queer (undefined, and feeling very strongly about that, no further questions tyvm)" for e v e r, but as a teenager it seems like it permeated my thoughts/writings a Lot! Looking back, I think that I was so confused about what it meant to "be a woman", what it was "supposed to" feel like, whether or not I actually felt like a "woman" (or like anything for that matter), that eventually I just... burned myself out on philosophizing about it altogether and decided, at some point in my early 20s, that I simply don't care, it's whatever. I'm whatever. (Typical Aries behavior! I"M GOING TO CONQUER THIS THING (fails to conquer the thing) ok well, this thing is dumb and boring and i don't care about it anymore ANYWAY.) (Also: Fond memories of being introduced by my partner like, "This is Stacey, she's my boyfriend," back when I was hitchhiking at 21 and could be someone new every time I met a new person in a new city!) Anyway I just thought it was cute and weirdly telling, the way I slapped this totally unrelated magazine (? or ADHD medication pamphlet?) quote about tomboys onto a random zine page about painful vanity license plates.

#zines #Choking Hazard #potm #queer #gender #it gets better?? #when u least expect it