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dailylooneys · 3 months
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Chow Hound
(1951, Chuck Jones)
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steamedtangerine · 5 months
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The Night Watchman (1938)
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twelviebunnie · 1 year
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my interpretation of MCSM characters as dogs PART 1!!! PART 2: https://www.tumblr.com/twelviebunnie/717713971257491456/my-interpretation-of-mcsm-characters-as-dogs-part
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bullypinscherart · 1 year
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My very own Fakemon! It’s a dog Pokemon that evolves into a different type based on its Father’s primary type! You catch a Wild Hundling, it will evolve into a Wild Howlhund, but breed it with any Pokémon and it’s offspring will have an evolution based on the type!
Hundling (Wild and Domestic)- Normal (Based on Wolf Puppies)
Howlhund (Wild)- Normal (Based on Wolves)
Howlhund (Domestic)- Normal (Based on Old English Sheepdogs)
Molthund- Fire (Based on Xoloitzcuintlis)
Splashund- Water (Based on St. John’s Water Dogs)
Stalkhund- Grass (Based on Collies)
Sparkhund- Electric (Based on Cairn Terriers)
Frosthund- Ice (Based on Huskies)
Warrihund- Fighting (Based on Bully Kuttas)
Toxhund- Poison (Based on Tesems)
Duunhund- Ground (Based on Shar Peis)
Stratuhund- Flying (Based on German Spitzes)
Arohund- Psychic (Based on Saint Hubert Hounds)
Buzhund- Bug (Based on Chihuahuas)
Sedihund- Rock (Based on Turnspit Dogs)
Wraithund- Ghost (Based on Salukis)
Nobilhund- Dragon (Based on Chow Chows)
Sneakhund- Dark (Based on Kai Kens)
Irohund- Steel (Based on Malossus)
Spritehund- Fairy (Based on Japanese Chins)
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vintagepromotions · 9 months
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Advertisement for Purina Puppy Chow dog food (c. 1970).
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kharrneth · 1 month
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astfurwild · 11 months
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summer dogs, 2019
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gyro-draws-stuff · 7 months
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Flats of my upcoming Blades in the Dark character, Oddment (he/they), and a little sketch of their "dog", Chow Hound. We'll be playing a Halloween themed setting, and I have a very permissive DM in regards to character creation lol. We'll be playing a band of smugglers, and he will be using the Leech playbook.
From Odd's character sheet:
Oddment... is Oddment. A being of unclear and dubious origins, mixed and matched and obfuscated. They don't know what they are or what they're made of, but they intend to find out-- by experimenting on themself and others. They have a vested interest in biology and mechanics, and didn't exactly have anyone around to teach them any pesky morals that might get in their way. Dissection, disassembly, and destruction are all fair game in the pursuit of knowledge and personal gain.
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notasapleasure · 8 months
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Yes yes yes nightingale symbolism and it was a call back to the original Good Omens.
But that song actually belongs to John Finnemore's Souvenir Programme season 9, I think you'll find.
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mtrmtr · 8 months
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part 2 of studies at work!
#dogust #dog #dogart #doggo #pupper #coloredpencil #crayola #chowchow #irishwolfhound #hound #papillon #chihuahua #frenchbulldog #dogsoftwitter
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steamedtangerine · 1 month
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lovelyhamster · 1 year
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The Chow Hound is an animated short, directed by Frank Tashlin and first released in June, 1944. It is part of the Private Snafu series.
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corroded-hellfire · 9 months
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practically begging for a drabble in the universe as as you wish where they finally get the place to themselves and don’t have to be quiet
You say drabble, @munson-blurbs and I write over 5k words. Please enjoy this little glimpse at what happened right after part one 🥰
Warnings: smut, p in v, unprotected (wrap it up), oral, m and f receiving, older!eddie, babysitter!reader, breeding kink
Words: 5.1k
[As You Wish masterlist]
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Eating outside in February in Indiana wouldn’t be your first choice, but when your last class gets out after everyone else has had time to claim indoor spots to chow down, you’re forced to eat your lunch at the picnic table that’s getting most direct sunlight. At least you’d been able to grab a nice hot bowl of soup to keep you warm. The sun comes out from behind a cloud, and you think that maybe your luck is changing when you look up and see Peter strolling over to you. 
“Not again,” you groan under your breath. 
“Hey,” Peter says as he takes the seat opposite you. His smile looks genuine enough, but you know it’s hiding the smarmy intentions beneath. 
“Hi,” you reply before shoving another spoonful of soup in your mouth. 
“Aren’t you cold sitting out here?” Peter takes his hands out of his pockets and blows his hot breath on them. 
No, I’m perfectly comfortable, you moron, you think to yourself. Peter is a nice enough guy, but ever since he started hounding you about why you wouldn’t go on a second date with him, he’d been insufferable. Why couldn’t he just let it go?
“A little,” you admit. “Couldn’t find a space inside.”
“My car is parked just over there,” Peter says, nodding his head in the direction of the parking lot to your left. “You can eat in there; I don’t mind.”
“No, thanks. I’m fine here.”
Peter sighs and tilts his head to the side as if he’s a confused puppy. “Why are you afraid to be alone with me?”
You almost choke on your latest sip of soup. “Afraid? I’m not afraid, Peter. I’m alone with you right now, aren’t I?”
Peter shrugs and it takes everything in you not to roll your eyes. 
“So, why no second date then?”
The moment the words leave his lips, you drop your spoon into your bowl with a clang and bring your hands up to rub over your face.
“Peter,” you say with a deep sigh, “we’ve been over this.”
“I just want a straight answer from you,” Peter says, as if this isn’t something you’ve already given him many times over. 
“How about a list?” you snap, unable to hold back your frustration any longer. “You talk with your mouth full. You called nursing a ‘girl major.’ You stared at the waitress’s chest the entire time she was at our table. And when the people next to us started speaking Spanish, you mumbled something about learning to ‘speak American.’ Which, Uncle Sam, isn’t even a God damn language. So,” your voice is rising and attracting the attention of other students, but you couldn't care less, “if you would kindly fuck off, maybe you can leave with your testicles intact.”
With that, you gather your food and rush off to the nearest payphone. Your fingers, still slightly numb from the cold, dial the number as though on autopilot. To your utter relief, he picks up.
“Scott’s Auto Body, this is Eddie speaking.”
It’s been two days since you two hooked up, devouring each other carnally in his bed while his wife wasn’t home, and you were left unsure about how to proceed. Yes, Eddie had confessed that he had feelings for you–feelings much deeper than the lust that had consumed you that evening. But, as with anything, there were consequences to these actions. And what if the consequence was that he no longer wanted you around? That you only served as a painful reminder of the way he broke his marriage vows?
“Yo? Anyone there?”
You clear your throat, forcing yourself to speak into the receiver. “H-Hi. It’s me.” You bite your lower lip and cringe. Me? How the hell is he supposed to know who ‘me’ is?
“Hey,” Eddie says, and you could swear there’s relief flooding his tone. “How are you?”
The concern in his voice mixed with the fact that he knew it was you simply by a stuttering greeting has you flustered and gripping the phone even tighter.
“I’m okay,” you manage. There’s a beat of silence before Eddie replies.
“Are you?”
“Do you remember that time you told me if I, uh, wanted to bail on something, or…”
“Is someone bothering you?” His tone is firm but kind and it reminds you all over again of why you fell for him.
“More annoying than anything,” you admit. 
“Is it that prick you went on a date with months ago?” 
Did you mention that recently? Or did Eddie remember that from when you told him a few weeks back?
“Unfortunately,” you say.
Eddie sighs. “Jesus, take the hint, pal.”
“Oh, he’s had more than hints,” you tell him. “He’s been given very direct answers multiple times.”
The only sound that comes from the other end is the faint banging and scraping from the garage. You lick over your cold, chapped lips as you wait for him to say something. 
“Where are you?” he finally asks.
“Having lunch on campus. It was peaceful at first.”
This time there’s no silence as Eddie quickly shoots back with, “Do you want me to come get you?”
“Only if you’re on your lunch break. I’ll even buy you something to eat,” you offer. “What are you in the mood for?”
“You.”
The answer and how he gave it so immediately has your face burning despite the bitter breeze blowing outside. You shuffle your boots on the ground and take a self-conscious glance around, as if someone could hear what he just said to you.
“Eddie,” you lightly admonish. 
“Love when you say my name.” The way he clears his throat after the admission has you wondering if he meant to say it aloud at all. It gives you butterflies either way. “Be there in twenty, pretty thing.”
Before Eddie gets there, you grab two sandwiches for you to split. To save yourself any possible embarrassment, you pretend that Eddie’s infectious grin is more for the food than it is for you. 
It’s more difficult to do this when roaming eyes accompany his smile; the chocolate hues soaking in every last millimeter of your body. “Hi,” he murmurs, reaching over to help you with your seatbelt. You don’t need any assistance, and he knows this, too, but it grants him the opportunity to brush his fingers against yours. 
“Where to?” he asks, unwrapping his sandwich from the thin plastic covering and taking a bite. The nickname ‘baby,’ is on the tip of his tongue, but he has to hold back. At least until the two of you figure out what the fuck is going on. 
“Home, please,” you say softly, tearing off a piece of your own PB&J. You silently curse yourself for getting such a childish sandwich, but considering the way Eddie’s practically inhaling his, he doesn’t appear to be bothered. 
He’s only driven a few blocks when he breaks the awkward silence, leaping right onto the back of the elephant in the room. Or car, rather. 
“So, um, about what happened on Saturday,” Eddie starts, but you quickly cut him off. 
“I know…you’re married.” You lower your head, too heavy with shame. He’s going to say that I shouldn’t babysit the boys anymore. He’s going to call it all a huge mistake. “It never should have happened.”
You feel your head move slightly as Eddie takes his forefinger and turns your chin to face him. “But it did. And I’m not mad about it.” His voice is firm, confident…it’s something you’ve never witnessed before when he’s talking to his horrible wife. 
“…you’re not?”
Eddie shakes his head with a small smile, unable to hide his amusement at your obvious surprise. “Not even close. I’m only mad that we can’t, y’know, actually be together.” His hands grip the steering wheel tighter as he says it; it can’t be a coincidence. 
But we can, you think, pressing your lips together in an effort to silence yourself, just leave her and be with me. 
Instead, you nod and mumble, “I know.” You take another small bite of the sandwich, hoping the sticky peanut butter will glue your tongue to the roof of your mouth and keep you from saying something stupid and clingy. 
Eddie looks at you with wide eyes. “Do you…do you regret it?”
It’s a loaded question. Do you regret letting Eddie Munson fuck you in his marriage bed—the one he shared with his wife—splitting you open while moaning about how good you felt? Not at all. Do you regret that it stirred up feelings that can’t be reciprocated because of his marital status? Absolutely. 
“No, I just wish…” you trail off, forgoing your original thought, lest it sound like an ultimatum. Instead, you pose a question of your own. “Saturday night, when you told me you cared about me…how did you mean that?”
He sighs, coming to a complete stop at the stop sign. Throwing the car in park, he turns to you with a look of longing and desire.
“Like this.” Eddie leans in and kisses you, tucking his upper lip under yours. His hand caresses your cheek, and he finishes it off with a soft bite to the plush of your lower lip. 
The honk of an irritated driver snaps you both from your passionate stupor, and Eddie uses his right hand to shift gears and his left to give a one-finger wave. You assume that that’s the end of the conversation until he speaks again. 
“I’ve cared about you since I saw how great you were with my kids,” he admits. “Tried to convince myself that it was just because, y’know, if something happened to you, it would affect them, but…”
“But?”
“But it was so much fuckin’ more than that.” He doesn’t have enough time to list all the ways he cares about you, the ways he dreams of loving and protecting you. “And now that I really know you, shit, I can’t imagine a world without you in it.”
Eddie stops the car again, ignoring the angered shouting of the person in the vehicle behind you as he turns on the flashers. Before you can open your mouth to ask what he’s doing, his lips are on yours again. His large hands cup your face, the callouses giving you goosebumps as they glide over the soft skin of your cheeks. The butterflies in your stomach seem to float up into your head as you feel lightheaded when the two of you separate. 
Not wanting to truly bring that wall down and let him see just how much this is affecting you, you attempt to play it cool—hide how flustered his tender kiss has you. 
“And, uh,” you say, clearing your throat before you continue, “what you said about wanting to hear the noises I make…?”
Immediately, Eddie’s eyes darken, and it ignites a fire in your otherwise cold body. He leans in towards you and his voice is low and silky as he says, “I wanted to hear every. Single. Sound.”
It’s getting more difficult by the second to restrain yourself when he makes you want to climb into his lap right then and there.
“And do you? Do you, um, still want it?”
A groan comes from deep in his throat as his eyes never leave yours. “So fucking bad, baby.”
The intense hunger his eyes hold almost has you snapping and throwing yourself at him, but you manage to hold onto that last single thread of restraint you have. Instead, you figure this would be better in a place that isn’t being invaded by the frigid air or when anyone could look in at you two since you’re still in the middle of the road.
“Is anyone at your house?”
Instead of giving you an answer, Eddie puts the truck into drive and presses down on the gas pedal so hard that you think it will fall through the floor of the car. The sudden speed has you pressed to the back of your seat, and you laugh at how impatient he is to get you back to his place. 
“Fuck, I love that laugh,” Eddie mumbles more to himself than you. 
When you get to the house, it’s so hard not to tear into one another on your way to the front door—even with the biting chill in the air. But there are neighbors and the last thing that needs to happen is someone assuming anything is going on between Eddie and the babysitter and make Brittany out to be some kind of martyr. 
As soon as the door is closed behind you though, Eddie has his chest pressed up against your back, his warmth seeping into you.
“Fuck, baby, I don’t know where to touch you first,” he growls in your ear.
“How about…here.” You reach down for his hands and bring them under your shirt. Sliding them up your tummy, you settle his palms right on your breasts. There’s a big goofy grin on Eddie’s face as he gently squeezes at the bra-covered flesh.
“Love these, sweet girl.”
Closing your eyes, you let your head drop back against Eddie’s shoulder as he fondles you. 
“You have any idea how many times I thought about your hands on me like this? And other ways?” you ask, your breath bitching when his thumb brushes over your nipple.
“And what about your hands on me?” Eddie asks before pressing hot kisses against the side of your neck. 
“Mmm, thought about that too,” you admit. “But I mostly thought about my mouth on you.” You unzip his coveralls and drop to your knees, pushing his boxers down so you can take him in. Precum pearls at the tip of his cock, threatening to drip down the shaft along the thick vein that runs through it. 
You wrap your hand around the base, giving kitten licks to his leaking slit. 
“Don’t tease me, please,” Eddie whines, cupping his own balls briefly just for the extra sensation. 
You move them out of the way, settling in a bit more. “You mean like this?” you ask salaciously, pressing little kisses along the underside of his erection before sliding your tongue along it. 
The man whimpers like a damn puppy, clenching his fists and flexing his thighs in a feeble attempt to hang onto his sanity. 
“O-Okay, yeah, please, fuuuuuck,” he groans as you take all of him into your mouth. His legs twitch, and his knees nearly buckle and have him crumpling to the ground. “Yeah, right there…shit, thas’ perfect.”
Eddie’s pretty moans encourage you each time you bob your head and envelop him in the warmth of your mouth again. One of his hands rests gently on the top of your head; not grabbing or forcing, simply resting there as if he needs to be touching you in every possible way that he can. 
“Christ,” Eddie says with labored breath as he looks down at you with heavy-lidded eyes. “I’ve imagined those pretty lips wrapped around m-my cock so many times. But fuck…nothing beats the actual sight of it. Love watching as I disappear inside your sweet little mouth.” 
His words have you moaning around his cock, sending delicious vibrations throughout his body. It’s enough to have him teetering on the edge. The hand that isn’t resting in your hair comes up and rubs over his face as he drops his head back and stares at the ceiling with unfocused eyes. Whimpers spill from Eddie’s lips like a prayer, and you start to move your head faster, trying to let your jaw hang looser. 
“Shit, baby,” Eddie manages through panting breaths, “I-I’m not gonna last.”
Keeping up your motions, not pausing for a moment, you moan around him to let him know what you want. You’ve dreamt — both daydreams and sleeping dreams — about him finishing inside your mouth and you need it to come true. 
“Yeah?” Eddie asks. Another moan around his throbbing dick is how you deign to respond. “So close, princess. Being such a good girl for me—shit. My sweet girl has such a sinful tongue.”
His words have you practically dripping, and you need nothing more than for Eddie to peel your soaked panties off of you. One of your hands slides up and cups his balls, which has him practically keeling over. 
“Fuck! Babe, I’m gonna—I’m gonna, shit, I’m cumming.”
Eddie’s warm release fills your mouth, and the tangy taste is like heaven on your tongue. You make sure to milk him for everything that he’s got before you pull off and swallow it all. A little bit dribbles down the side of your mouth, but you catch it with your thumb and pop it into your mouth, making sure to get every last drop. 
“Holy shit,” Eddie says, trying to catch his breath. “C’mere.”  He tosses his coveralls and boxers aside and helps you off your knees and into the bedroom. “Show me that perfect fuckin’ body of yours.”
Anyone else ever saying that to you in your life would make you self-conscious and be tempted to hide yourself. But Eddie makes you feel safe and desired in a way you never thought possible. He wants to see you like this. It’s a dizzying thought.
You comply, heat blooming up your body towards your face as his gaze is trained on you while he makes himself comfortable up against the headboard. Every little movement, his eyes track it. It’s like you stripping down bare is a class he has to take and he’s the most studious student there ever was. By the time you’re slipping off the last offending item—your drenched panties—you’ve already forgotten that the heap of your clothes is there at the foot of the bed. 
Crawling up the mattress to him, you’re about to straddle his waist when he shakes his head. He scoots down a bit so his head is resting flat against his pillow.
“Want you to ride my face, sweet girl.”
The request catches you by surprise and you can’t help the pinch that forms on your brow.
“Are you sure?”
Instead of a sexy or witty remark, Eddie looks you dead in the eye so you know how serious he’s being. “If you don’t sit on my face right now, I will die.”
Leave it to Eddie to bring the theatrics into the bed with you. Still, you give him a skeptical look as you raise an eyebrow. 
“You might die if I do,” you say. 
“Bullshit,” Eddie says as he reaches for you. Despite your reluctance, you let him pull you up higher towards his mouth. Eddie knows you though and can tell there’s something else you want to say. He looks at you imploringly, doe eyes blinking up at you.
“No one’s ever even eaten me out before you did,” you admit. It surprises Eddie, but he puts a pin in that for later—right now he really needs you to sit on his face. 
“Well, let me show you what you’ve been missing out on, babe.” He gently tugs you up so that your pussy is hovering over his mouth. “Now, I’m gonna eat you out, and I need to hear your beautiful noises, yeah?”
“Yes, sir.”
“Fuck,” he moans as he wraps his hands around your thighs and lowers you onto his lips. His tongue glides through your folds and fucks in and out of your hole. You seize the opportunity to grind your exposed clit against his nose. 
“Eddie, feels s’good,” you whimper. 
Eddie moves away for a second, and you frown at the loss of sensation. “I know you can be louder than that,” he grins before resuming his previous position. 
Nerves flood your body. You’re not used to being loud during sex; no guy before Eddie had even given you that urge. You will yourself to relax and let him take care of you, your hands gripping the headboard as you ride his face. 
“Yes, Eddie! Holy fucking shit,” you cry out, feeling his hold on your thighs tighten. “You’re gonna make me cum all over your face.” 
Eddie just gives a muffled hum of approval, moving his tongue but keeping his head still so you can keep rhythmically pressing your clit against his nose. His tongue is magic, fucking in and out of you like he can’t get enough. 
Your release hits you hard, and you lean back to brace your hands on his thighs as you ride out your high, practically screaming your moans loud enough for Peter to hear back on campus. Ironic that his persistence for a second date drove you into the arms—and bed—of another man. 
You keep whimpering “Eddie” over and over again as you come down, a pathetic little mewl that has him melting. He gently lays you on the bed and hovers over your gorgeous body, pressing kisses to your lips, smearing them with your own slick. 
“Love how you say my name, sweetheart,” he murmurs, a slight growl in his voice. “Also love how you taste.”
The word “love” plays on a loop in your head. You want to hear him say it about you. You want him to make love to you, not just fuck you. Could that fantasy ever come to fruition?
The touch of Eddie’s hand on yours interrupts your longing thoughts. He brings your palm to his cock, and you instinctively wrap your fingers around the hardened length.
“Got me hard again, baby,” Eddie hisses, “like a damn teenager or somethin’.”
You can’t hold back any longer, and the words spill out of you. “Inside me, Eddie,” you plead. “Please.”
“You don’t have to beg, but I’d be lying if I said I hated it.” He smirks, watching as your hand glides up and down his erection. He hasn’t been this turned on since…well, since he came home to you wearing his clothes two nights ago. 
“Please, need you inside me, wanna feel how nice you fill me up.” You open your legs wider, and Eddie situates himself between them. Your pussy clenches around nothing, desperate for some friction. 
He’s got one hand on your right breast, the other holds his cock. “Ready for me?”
“Yes, yes, God yes.”
You feel him push into you, and you instinctively arch your back. His calloused hands slide around your waist as he gives slow, gentle thrusts until bottoming out. 
“How’s that? Y’good?”
“So, so good.” 
His thrusts get deeper and more intentional, and he grins when he hears the small moans escaping your lips. 
“E-Eddie?” Your voice is a strong whisper; it’s all you can manage with the way he’s pounding into you. 
“Yes, princess?” A shiver snakes its way down your spine at the nickname. Princess. You’re Eddie’s princess. 
You stumble over your words, flustered by the new pet name and anxious about how your next request will be received. “Can you, um, say what you said the other night?”
Eddie’s brow furrows in confusion as his hips keep a steady pace, unruly thatch of pubic hair deliciously grazing your clit. “I said a lot the other night, baby,” he chuckles. “You’ll have to be, uh, a little more specific.”
You try and push away the embarrassment, reminding yourself that you’re safe with Eddie. “When you said y-you were going to fill me so good and knock m-me up,” you try again, squeezing your eyes shut in anticipation of a bad reaction. 
Eddie groans and gives an involuntary hard thrust of his hips. “Holy shit, you’re telling me you like that?” He throws his head back when you nod. “Fuck, baby girl, you have no idea how hot that is to me.”
“So hot,” you agree with another feeble nod of your head. 
Eddie grips your waist and flips the two of you so he’s leaning back against the headboard and you’re in his lap. “Shit, Princess. You want my babies, huh? Want me to fill you with my cum, huh? Won’t let any drip out of you, gotta keep it all in there.”
Your eyes practically roll back in your head. All you want is his babies, to walk around with a swell to your belly because Eddie Munson fucked you until he got you pregnant. 
“That’s it,” he continues through gritted teeth, “I know you can take it. Such a good girl, wanting all of my cum.”
“Y-Yes, Mr. Munson,” you whimper pathetically, “I’m your good girl.”
Mr. Munson has his brain short-circuiting, and his hips snap upwards at a rapid pace. He wants this to last forever, but the way you look and feel has him on the edge of release once more. 
“Fuck, ‘m gonna cum. Call me ‘Mr. Munson’ again, baby,” Eddie pleads, pupils blown wide as he begs to hear your beautiful voice. 
“Mmm, want your babies, Mr. Munson!” You watch as he throws his head back at the sound of your moans, keeping his frantic pace. “Ri-Right there! Yes, yes, yes!”
The two of you come down from your highs together, you slumped against his chest and his hands resting on your bare back. 
“M’pretty sure that’s the best sex I’ve ever had,” Eddie finally manages through heaving breaths.
You peek up at him with incredulous eyes. “Really?”
“Hell fuckin’ yes.” He leans down and presses soft kisses along the expanse of your neck. “Everything about you turns me on so ridiculously much. It’s insane. The more I learn about you, the hotter you get.”
You grin to yourself and nuzzle your head against his chest. “Was the best for me, too,” you admit.
“Yeah?” Eddie cocks an eyebrow in disbelief. There’s no way he can compete with the younger guys throwing themselves at you…is there?
“Are you kidding?” You look up at him with a shy smile. “All you have to do is look at me and I get wet.”
“Good to know,” Eddie says with a playful smirk. He turns away for a moment before whipping his head back around, peering at you dramatically. “How ‘bout now?”
You press your lips to his in what’s supposed to be a romantic kiss, but your smiles get in the way. 
“Hey, uh, did you…” he starts, clears his throat, and then tries again. “Was I really the first guy to eat you out?”
You nod, downcasting your eyes in embarrassment. “No one ever offered, but I never asked or anything, so…”
Eddie takes your chin in his hand and pulls your gaze back to him. “You never have to ask me,” he murmurs, nudging his nose against yours. “I love being able to make you feel good. If I ever turn down eating your pussy, call an ambulance, because I clearly need medical attention.”
Giggling, you go to rest your head on his shoulder when you catch sight of the clock on his bedside table. “Oh, I have to go get the boys,” you say, trying not to sound too disappointed. 
“Pretty sure we left a trail of clothes around the house. You go get the troublemakers; I’ll clean up.”
You nod and lean up to press a tender kiss to his lips. He cups your face in his hands and just stares. “Don’t want to let you go,” he murmurs, just short of a whine. 
“I won’t be long,” you whisper against his lips.
“Hurry back,” he calls out dramatically, but he’s only half-joking. All he wants is you in his bed, tangled in the sheets, touching each other like you’ll never get enough. 
You reach for your purse and dig out your keys. “Wait, I don’t have my car. You picked me up from campus.”
“Take my truck, baby,” Eddie offers, taking his own set of keys from the coveralls laying on the ground and tossing them to you. “We can take the kids to the park or something then the Munson men will bring you back to your car.”
“Such gentlemen.” You giggle when Eddie bows, still fully naked. 
It feels like a scavenger hunt to find all the articles of clothing you’d shed, but you’re finally able to get dressed and dart out of the house to pick up Ryan and Luke from school. 
When you return back, small Munsons in tow, the scent of just-fried bacon wafts past your nostrils. 
“That is the best smell in the world,” Luke declares. He walks towards the kitchen as if he’s in a trance.
You follow behind him and Ryan and see Eddie washing a frying pan out in the sink. 
“Daddy!” Luke clings to Eddie’s hips, surprised to see his dad home early. He squeezes him tight, and Eddie has to swallow his emotions before turning around to greet him. 
“Hey, buddy.” He drops the pan and sponge in the sink and scoops Luke up and presses a kiss to his head, then ruffles Ryan’s hair. 
“Bacon smells good,” Ryan says, peering at the counter where the strips lay on oil-soaked Bounty sheets. 
“Thought it could be a snack for the ride to the park. How’s that sound?” Eddie asks, already knowing the answer. 
Both boys cheer, with Luke breaking out into some sort of kung-fu inspired happy dance. His little feet shuffle back and forth along the kitchen tile while his little hands punch the air. 
Eddie just laughs and tells his sons, “Go change out of your school clothes and grab your heavy coats.”
Once they’re out of the kitchen, you raise an eyebrow at Eddie and speak softly to him. “Hungry after such a vigorous workout?”
“A little.” He chuckles and gives a shrug. “But really, I was paranoid that it would smell like sex in here.”
You giggle and cover your mouth, worried that you’re too loud. The last thing you need is for the boys to ask what’s so funny. 
“You’re so fucking cute,” he whispers, kissing just under your earlobe. 
Ryan and Luke come back into the kitchen before you can respond, so you just stand there flustered. It goes unnoticed, since the boys ramble on as the food gets packed up, sneakers are tied, and doors are locked. 
“This is the best day ever!” Luke announces, opening the car door and climbing into his booster seat. 
“I agree.” Eddie throws a wink in your direction, and your stomach does a flip as you buckle your seatbelt. 
Maybe there is more than just lust between you and Mr. Munson. 
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extrashortshorts · 9 months
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*breaks the key hole while busting into the room*
ok...
hear me out
Everyone who never really met shanks and his gang gossip that his second in command is a real cerberus, but it's just yasopp Puli, lucky roo chow chow and benn beckman afghan hound just chillin one on another, like any dogs, while others do their work or so
Time for the news and lame anecdotes💨
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*instant fear*
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vaspider · 8 months
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I never thought I'd be so happy to see her begging for food. When she started chowing down, I asked Emet to turn on her camera so everybody could see what their help has done.
This is the result of getting her to an oncologist quickly and getting her on the right medication, which we absolutely couldn't have done on our own. Her eye looks so much better, the steroids are shrinking her lymph nodes, she's drinking lots of water, eating, and actively begging for food. She begged some peanut butter granola off of @apocalycious earlier.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
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“…The fuck is that…”
It smelled like iron and rain tonight, the floor of the bar wet and muddy from footprints tracked in carelessly. The wood was already old and rotting, and it was wonder a hole hadn’t been broken into the mildewed boards.
“It’s a dog.”
He sneered, face turning fully where his eyes bore into you, completely away from his switch to level you with the nastiest face he could pull.
“I know what a fucking dog is, asshole. I’m asking why the fuck it’s in here—?”
“Watch your crusty mouth, boss, I wasn’t going to just leave it to die out in the storm. Some piece of shit left this poor little guy in a box by the dumpster.” He wanted to vomit at the almost motherly look on your face, staring at the filthy shaking wet puppy you held with your jacket bundled around it.
“Find somewhere else to put it, it’s not staying here.” He turned away dismissively despite his eyes still staying glued to the bundle in your arms.
“Yeah, yeah, can he just stay here for the night? Even I don’t got a place to sleep besides the streets, but he might get sick if he’s stays in the cold any longer.”
He grit his teeth in agitation.
“If it pisses in here I’m dusting it.”
He left it at that, even going as far as to get up and leave the bar. You were left alone after that, the League out for now due to the horrendous monsoons sweeping the city tonight. You weren’t fortunate enough to have a place to crash though, but you did debate just breaking into an abandoned house or something. The bar was closer though, and the little guy needed a warm bath and some food, which you couldn’t provide in a place without running water.
You washed the small puppy in the sink, soft brown fur spiked up cutely as you scrubbed away all the gunk and sadness covering the flea bitten thing. You carefully dug out each one, ridding him of all the awful vermin before giving him one more lather and rinse for good measure. Then you dried him, a stolen hair dryer kept on low and held far away, a soft dish rag you’d scrounged up used to pet and sooth while he shook.
“I know the boss scared you a bit, but he’s not gonna hurt you,” you cooed, holding the pup as you found a can of tuna and decided it would have to do as puppy chow for the evening. The little dog seemed to have enough teeth, and you made sure to stir it up some after opening the can.
He fell face first into the can eating. Hind legs even going up into the air as he balanced on his front paws eating. When his belly looked sufficiently round, you pulled the pup off and gave him a little water. He looked like a new dog honestly, much fluffier and more adorable like this.
“You need a name…” you hummed, picking the pup up and deciding to bother the boss a little. He didn’t seem happy about the dog, but you noticed he kept looking at it with some sort of longing. Did he want to pet it? You weren’t sure as you moved through the hide out, seeing Shigaraki’s room at the end of the hall. His door was tightly closed but decorum hardly mattered with thugs and villains like you. You kicked the door open, smiling at the near vampiric way your boss seemed to live in the artificially blue illuminated space. His pale skin looking almost gray in the lighting.
“Gross. Your room is fuckin’ nasty boss.” Your comment is met with a vicious glare, his lips pulled almost into a snarl as he eyes you with disdain, but his gaze wavers a bit on the fluff in your arms.
“Why’s it all squirmy?” He scowls, leaning back a bit in his gamer chair, clearly knowing you’re too annoying to scare off.
“He needs a name. Help me?”
“No. Fuck off.”
“Come on boss! He can be our mascot!”
“No way in hell. I’ll dust it if you try.”
“Woof!” You both looked down at the happy and merry little pup wiggling to get down in excitement. You smiled mischievously, eyes narrowing in a way that made him nervous.
“Don’t you dare—!” He grunts in surprise as you release the hound, the happy pup immediately scampering towards Shigaraki with a wiggly butt swinging so hard it caught up with its little tail. It’s quick to scratch at his jeans, big eyes staring up at him with so much cuteness he swears under his breath.
“Get. The. Damn. Dog. Off. Me—!” He’s seething through his teeth, furious for the interruption and the little fur ball’s audacity.
“Mhm, Dog as a name is a little unoriginal don’t you think boss?” He’s going to kill you. Dust your ass and this dog too!
“Woof!” He flinches back, hands instinctively raising high to prevent the nippy little thing from accidentally touching them as it jumped for attention.
“He loves you though!” You coo, pulling your phone out even and snapping pictures.
“If you don’t—,”
“Here, let me help,” you sooth, and just when he thinks you’re going to be sensible and remove the mutt, instead you pick it up and place it in his lap.
“…!” He’s only able to inhale sharply, face stunned and incredulous as the pup licks and kisses at him with all the affection of a loyalist.
His eyes go up for help again, but you’re gone. Having even slipped out and closed his door without him noticing.
His quirk canceling gloves are in place, so he knows he can just pick it up and set it off him, but for several minutes Shigaraki does nothing but allow the tiny monster to kiss and nibble at him for attention until it grows tired and settles down in his lap for a nap.
Wide garnet eyes stare down at the dog you’d left in his lap carelessly. Tiny and absolutely no threat to anyone. Mascot you wanted it to be, but if they had even the smallest attack it would be injured and killed. His nails dug into the skin of his neck, furiously scratching as his mind blanks.
He only stops when a little lick catches him off guard.
Dark brown eyes stare up at him, innocent and feeble with a long snout and wet nose twitching. It licked his hand.
He’s not thinking when he uses to fingers to pet the dog’s soft little head. It lets him, mouth opening to reveal a long pink tongue and it pants in happiness for the attention.
“Should name you idiot or something, dumb dog.” He huffs, but he doesn’t stop the pets. Even scratching lightly behind the ear as the pup leans into it with a shake of it’s leg. “You get off on strangers touching you or something? Freak.” His insults roll off seamlessly, the pup still happily lolling it’s tongue and rolling in his lap.
Seconds turn to minutes as he relaxes, petting the sweet little animal happily curled in his lap and sleeping.
You find your boss and the pup hours later, both passed out in his gaming chair, one hand laid over it’s back gently.
You take the pup, leaving to put it in the little cage you managed to find and the blankets you cut up to place in with it. The pup wasn’t happy but you hushed it with a few treats and left after putting a blanket on top of the cage to help it sleep.
When you went back to check on the boss, he was awake, elbows leaned on his knees as he looks up at you under his bangs.
“It’s name is Ryo and it will stay in Doc’s care. Not here. Am I clear?”
You smile, almost too sweetly it makes his chest feel like ants are crawling through it, as you nod wordlessly. He hates the smug appearance you wear but only snorts and kicks you out of his room, this time locking his door.
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