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ms-neens · 4 months
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Remember this painting of mine - "Jeremy Clarkson and his Range Rover"? Now you can claim a copy for yourself at the counter of the one and only Diddly Squat Farmshop! ♥︎
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I cannot thank my friends Adrian and Ray enough for making a big wish of mine come true, as I can't be in the UK myself.
They delivered and handed out 100 prints of my Jeremy Clarkson painting at the Diddly Squat Farmshop (as well as my Comic book for Jezza himself)!
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My Grand Tour comic book plus this poster will be a Christmas gift for Mr. Clarkson himself (Gerald's daughter Lucy gives it to him)! I'm speechless! ~♡
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All the people shopping there today got a copy of it, but the shop still has a lot in stock. I wonder how long it might last?
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As awful as my whole year has been, this is the most incredible Christmas present I ever got and yes, wishes can come true! Thanks to my incredible friends, this is just amazing, so I had to share this story!
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And there we have it, from the Biggest Chump's mouth. Farewell, The Grand Tour, it's been a blast.
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racing-is-passion · 11 months
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Jeremy Clarkson, presenter of The Grand Tour and Clarksons Farm (former presenter of Top Gear), has now dispensed the whole Alpine F1 Team staff a beer. Because he wrote on Twitter during the race on Monaco, that he will buy everyone of them a beer when they reach the podium. Now that this happened, he brought a trailer full of beer to the Alpine factory in Enstone, together with his colleague Kaleb, known from Clarksons Farm.
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fuckingknees · 3 months
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Watching Clarksons Farm and Playing Stardew Valley after putting my name down for a rescue cat, today has been a good day.
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kaldurcalm · 2 years
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God I wanted to find gifs of Clarkson being funny but I got "this show redeemed him and we like him now!"
No. He's an ass. He gets kicked in the balls and fucked over by the weather. His paid employees seem to think it's funny to watch him be inept when they're not giving him shit. He's cranky half the time because things are going wrong. It's funny.
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alltheinterweb · 6 days
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Coming to Amazon Prime Video a week on Friday......
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renegade0897 · 9 months
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I just love the fact how hands on and involved Lisa Hogan is with the farm and its activities.
Jeremy Charles Robert, you've just got yourself a winner.
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epicwaitwhat · 2 months
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Odysseus: How do I do this?
Athena: Yeah, I can't tell you how to do it, you just have to know
Odysseus: ... Yeah, but unfortunately I don't know?
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But it's not all bad news!
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ms-neens · 8 months
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"Jeremy Clarkson with his Range Rover" ♥︎ painting by me.
You know, one of my biggest wishes is to visit the Diddly Squat Farm Shop, buy anything which makes me happy and leave my Grand Tour comic and art book and paintings of mine there! But I know that won't happen, and so instead I've drawn a picture of Jezza at his farm.
Of all the cars he has driven (and in this case even owned), I think his Range Rover might be one of my favourites! *✦.° ★
I hope you like it. ~♡
P.S.: Sorry for posting so rarely these days. I have finished this painting earlier, but didn't find the time to upload it. I am just going through a very difficult time in my life and I want to apologise to everyone who has sent me messages and I didn't reply yet. I will, when I finally find some time, promise!
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rcross62 · 10 months
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Relaxation
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in-aether-case · 1 year
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Who among us hasn’t wanted to say that to Clarkson’s face? She’s living the dream
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jayrantsaboutstuff · 1 year
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The first season I very thoroughly enjoyed, but the second was absolutely brilliant. He’s worked out a bit more of what’s what with farming and his skills have improved but he’s by no means any less clumsy. It’s not just comedic though there’s a lot of really important issues raised ethically and legally within the world of farming and with everything the man has made comments about in the past, you can see he’s starting to open his mind up more particularly with the cattle and slaughter, really rough stuff and you can see he felt that too. Overall it’s a great second series, looks like he isn’t cancelled and the next lot is still all going ahead so I begin eagerly awaiting more Grand Tour now I’ve finished it!!
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bloomfish · 1 year
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I for some reason decided to binge watch top gear today and I have some stuff to say
First of all that tiktok was right that we all collectively fancied richard hammond 😳 that open collar/seashell necklace/pointy boots combo really did it for me as a child l. M. Ao.
Secondly, I can't believe none of them ever died while filming. I've just watched these idiots trundling along the most dangerous road in the world where loads of people have apparently died and one of them didn't even have properly functioning brakes I cannot believe this was allowed. Like even if some of it is staged a film crew can't save you at that point. Although it was hilarious when Clarkson preemptively made crosses to put on the side or the road for them 😭
It's also funny but predictable that they've tried to copy top gear but with other hosts and it just... Fails lol because it's 0% about the cars in the sense that me, who has car blindness (all cars are essentially the same to me) can binge watch this show and enjoy it. Its about the shenanigans. Banter and shenanigans
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tudorblogger · 11 months
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‘Diddly Squat: ‘Til the Cows Come Home’ by Jeremy Clarkson
Genre: Adult Non-Fiction – Autobiography Published: 2022 Format: Hardback Rating: ★★★★★ What an absolutely hilarious and often sobering look at the life of a farmer. The telling of the story over the course of a year is brilliant. It draws you in, and it’s almost like you can hear Clarkson telling the story himself through the way it’s written. I love the drawings scattered throughout, at…
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