Corrupted, chapter ten: A Sopping Wet Cat - a Malevolent x TMA crossover
Between elderly Lara Croft and the deeply-adoptable Jonathan Sims, Tim's feeling less alone.
Now if only Bouchard and Hastur weren't playing footsie while Tim tries to find his own footing…
Chapter ten of Corrupted, a Malevolent x TMA crossover.
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It’s after five p.m., but Tim is sure Bouchard will let them in. He doesn’t even bother calling this time before taking the bus. If Hastur is right, and Bouchard can see just about everything, he’ll know they’re coming.
Tim’s not sure how he feels about omniscience actually being real and belonging to just… some guy.
The gods in this world might be dead, but they exist, and that throws his entire philosophy of life into question. Even worse, they were eaten by something worse—which begs the question of what the fuck a god actually is.
“Is that guy a god?” he murmurs into his earpods.
Who?
“Bouchard.”
No.
“Right. How are we defining gods?”
How do you define a cat?
Tim purses his lips. “Guess you know a cat when you see one, huh?”
Indeed.
“So it’s not just a power thing, apparently, given that this guy isn’t one. Did that mean there were gods without power, too?”
Yes, actually. Hastur sounds warm again. You can be so very smart, Tim.
“Flattery will get you everywhere, blah blah blah,” Tim mumbles.
Hastur laughs softly.
Tim falls silent. He has a lot to process.
At least it’s easier to reach the Magnus Institute now that he can see. The area is truly lovely; old buildings, probably all National Trust, absolutely clean sidewalks (he can’t imagine the army of people paid to preserve that), and discreet little signs that don’t stick out in any way because reputation matters more here than advertising.
“Oh it's expensive,” Tim sings to and I'm so happy. “So damned expensive! Couldn’t afford a cup of tea! Bet the coffee tastes like pee!”
Hastur laughs. What on earth are you doing?
“Being delightful so the poor police don’t come out and nab me.”
Unlikely to work as a deterrent.
"Well, a guy's gotta try." And then Time spots a slight man in a sweater-vest juggling and losing his folders in a spray of knowledge all over the steps.
“Damn and blast!” the fellow announces like an eighty-year-old, and Tim knows who he is.
“Hey, Jon, right?” Tim says, jogging lightly toward him. “Let me help.”
“Oh! Mister Stoker.” Jon blinks at him. Then behind him. Then at him again, looking confused.
Tim turns and sees nothing. He shrugs and turns back, bending to gather papers. “Sorry I don’t know what order all this goes in.”
“Oh, it doesn’t matter,” says Jon in a deeply peevish way. “She’s not going to organize them anyway.”
“She?” says Tim.
“I have been reassigned to the archives,” says Jon with a little sniff, and pushes his glasses up his nose. “There, I have discovered that Ms. Robinson has no sense of order, nor a positive attitude toward anyone who wants to help.” He stops. His eyes widen. “I am so sorry. This isn’t any of your trouble. Please don’t say… er, anything. I’m very grateful for the opportunity.”
Just listening yesterday, Tim had thought Jon was a prick. Looking at him today, he’s certain Jon is actually a nerd—probably a bullied one—who’s wearing spiky intellectual armor to stay safe.
Tim knows the type. He’s adopted a few in the past. “Mum's the word, boss," he says, and hands over a sheaf of paper back.
Jon stuffs them into folders without any attempt at organizing. His face looks hot. “I’m sorry to have inconvenienced you, Mister Stoker.”
“Tim, please. I’m gonna be around for a bit, so no need to be so formal, yeah?”
Jon’s shoulders untense. “You are? That’s, ah, good to know? I’m sorry, but this is after business hours, and we’re closed.”
“Naw. Elias will let me in,” says Tim.
“Oh! He’s expecting you?” says Jon. “And I’m keeping you! Come along, now, let’s not waste any more time,” he says as if the delay were Tim’s idea, and scurries up the stairs.
What an annoying little man, says Hastur.
Nope. Dorky in the extreme, maybe; he definitely knows the type. Tim grins and follows.
Jon juggles folders and keys; ungraciously accepts a hand with the folders; drops his keys; and finally, face red, gets the door open. “I’m glad to hear we were able to help you. Nasty things, Leitners.”
“Leitners?”
“That bookplate. Jurgen Leitner owned evil books—and legitimately produced some of the few verifiable supernatural occurrences on record.” Jon gives him a challenging look.
Tim just wants to scoop him up and wrap him in a scarf and make him watch some sci-fi. “I believe you.”
The relief is visible. “You do?”
“Seen some things. Yes.”
“I’m really glad we can do something for you,” says Jon. “You know, it’s very strange. I’ve worked here for three years, and I've never once seen Elias get involved in any—”
“Mister Sims, what are you doing?”
And there she is—the little old lady who doesn't look like a bad-ass god-fighting machine, but definitely is. She's tiny; conservatively dressed. She’d be cute if she weren't so severe. Her reading glasses hang from a chain around her neck, and though she lacks any obvious weapons, she still has books in her jacket pockets.
Tim wonders which one's the flamethrower.
Tread carefully, Hastur says, unnecessarily. I don’t know what she remembers after Kayne’s intervention.
“Ms. Robinson,” Jon stammers. “He’s, ah. There’s been a, ah.”
"Hello," says Tim. "Your boss asked for me."
Her look flatly dismisses what he says like wiping away footprints in the sand. "Did he."
Jon looks confused. He's frozen, folders bulked under one arm, keys still in hand.
"He did!" says Tim brightly. "So why don't we all go and see what happens?"*
The old woman stares him down.
Gimlet eyes, Tim thinks, having encountered the phrase in publishing a few times, but never before now actually seeing them.
"Let's do that," she decides, and gestures toward the darkened Institute and Elias’ office. "In we all go now, chop chop," says elderly Lara Croft.
He's already inside. Bouchard. It's safe to enter.
Tim would give a lot of money to know how Hastur knew that, but he can't ask now. He smiles his absolute warmest at both of them and walks into what he desperately hopes is not his tomb.
#
Bouchard is waiting for them, standing in his office doorway. Tim feels weirdly justified. “Thank you, Gertrude,” says Bouchard. “Tim, if you please—right this…” He stops. Stares. “Interesting,” he murmurs.
“Are you sure you want to handle this?” says the murderous old bat.
“Yes, it’ll be fine. He’s not a danger,” says Bouchard.
He’s lying. You are.
Bouchard’s look. It’s hungry. What the hell.
“Jon,” says Bouchard, suddenly. “I will need to see you after this meeting. All right? Clear your schedule. It’s going to be a bit of a thing.”
Jon looks absolutely spooked. “Sure, of course, Elias. Right.”
Lara “Gertrude” Croft looks highly suspicious.
“Right,” says Jon, glancing back and forth. “Um.” He flees.
“That guy needs a movie night,” Tim says.
Gertrude stares at him.
“You know. With friends? A bit of beer, or something? Snacks? Everybody cozy in socks? Bras off?”
She stares harder.
“Right. Maybe you need one, too,” says Tim.
Bouchard clears his throat. “Shall we?”
“Sure.” Tim gives her his brightest smile.
She does not respond. Well, now she’s a challenge.
Bouchard’s look has not changed. Thoughtful. Penetrative. He gestures to the seat across from his desk and sits behind it, fingers steepled.
“You really make a guy sweat with a look like that,” says Tim.
“I’m glad to hear it,” says Bouchard. “And please—do call me Elias.”
Tim shifts. “We’re all on first-name basis here, I guess. Tim.”
Elias does a little gracious nod. “So you’ve had an adventure of some kind since I last saw you,” he says. “For one thing, your vision has swapped hands, if you'll pardon my mixing of metaphors."
“How did you—yeah. That happened. Also, that old bat out there tried to kill me for no damn reason?”
She was aggressive, says Hastur.
“I must apologize for her, not that I have any control over her, really,” he says. “The fact is that when it’s time to stop her, I’m going to have to kill her—but she makes a marvelous distraction in the meantime, doesn’t she?”
What an absolutely fucked up thing to say. “I’m not sure I can agree with that?” says Tim.
Yes… I see your point, says Hastur, because of course, it makes sense to him. And she has done so since before you claimed this body, am I right?
Elias’ smile grows teeth. “I see you don’t miss much.”
No.
“I am mindful of it,” says Elias.
I’d guess… in the neighborhood of two centuries?
“Very good! Yes. I’m surprised one such as yourself would be aware of such mortal lifetimes.”
Hastur responds like a cat petted along its spine, arching its arse in the air. I’ve had to pay attention to such things. Human bodies are… regrettably fragile.
What the actual hell?
Tim frowns, feeling the anger rising, trying to push it down. “Hey, old guys. I’m still here, you know,” he says.
“Yes, and that is a perfect segue,” says Elias, smooth as fucking butter. “I don’t know what happened yesterday. I know Gertrude came back with her memory altered; I know whatever you got involved with raised a sort of… fog through which I could not see.”
“So you were watching,” says Tim.
“I watch everything I can,” says Elias, as though this is perfectly normal. “That is how I serve my patron. But I could not see what happened.”
Tim doesn’t care to tell him. Elias just rubs him wrong.
Chaos. That’s what happened.
“Vague, but fair enough. I cannot even see the memories in your head, Tim, which tells me on one level how strong the forces we’re dealing with are—but there is one thing I do see. You have been marked.”
Tim feels… bad?
He hunches a little. It’s not a familiar feeling, this. He's not even sure "bad" is the right word. “Yeah. Apparently, I’m doomed to become a rage monster, la-di-da.”
“This does place me in an awkward position,” says Elias. “You have, in a manner of speaking, been claimed by a patron other than mine, and they tend to be… possessive.”
Yet you have not thrown us out, says Hastur warmly (because the manipulation seems to have worked), and Tim frowns just a pinch harder.
“Naturally. I’ve never seen anything like this—which means, I fear, that you are practically catnip for me.”
And the two old assholes laugh, and Tim has almost had enough.
(But should he have had enough?)
(Wouldn’t he be more patient with this nonsense, normally?)
“Right,” Tim says. “So. I’m going to assume you also saw what happened at the police station.”
“I did. Most unfortunate.”
"We had something of a plan about that."
“Yes, and I may be able to help you with it—if you’re willing to make a deal.”
Here we go again, Tim thinks. “If you’re already watching, what difference does it make?”
“All the difference. It changes your perception of events, and alters how you feel. It becomes a gift to my patron—given under duress, which is even better—and thus, empowers me.”
Tim stares. “At least you’re honest.”
Surprisingly honest, says Hastur darkly.
Elias shrugs. “The fact is that you're difficult to see into, which is... unusual for me. Surface thoughts are easy; but I don't even know your name.”
He didn’t mean Tim. “You don’t know?”
“I can’t see it. I can see his memory of himself, but not his name—it’s clouded, even in your mind.”
We really are catnip to this guy, Tim thinks. “You don’t have to tell him,” says Tim.
I know. I’m weighing whether his aid is worth whatever price he extracts.
“I assure you, whatever ‘price I extract’ is going to be observation-based. That is, after all, what I’m all about.”
And that was weird. Very weird. Because Tim thinks Elias just lied.
There’s no reason for it. He can’t see any difference in face or body language. But he’s sure Elias lied. He’s getting something out of this beyond observation. Anger bubbles, slowly simmering.
I’ve had… various names.
Elias is looking so damned intense. “I would love to know. It might even help me refine my current thought on how to give you some… support.”
“Don’t give away the farm,” says Tim.
I see no reason to hold this back, Hastur decides.
“If you’re sure.” Tim is not sure.
I have been called Hastur. The Unspeakable One. I have been called… the King in Yellow.
Elias’ eyes light up like he just won the lottery. “Phenomenal,” he whispers. “Lord of Carcosa. Regaled in a gown of yellow, twice as tall as any man! Majestic, he glides over the ground to take his throne in lost Carcosa, for he is the king that was and shall be!”
“Oh, boy,” Tim says.
Yes, Hastur says.
“Well… I am, I will not lie, deeply honored,” Elias lies, and does a proper bow as he says it so Hastur can tell by the sound that he lowered his head.
Tim wonders if this really is the better option than cultists.
The metaphorical lid is beginning to bounce on the pot of his anger, clanging, jarring out of place with rising rage—and Elias sees. Tim knows that he sees.
Elias is enjoying this.
Rein it in, Tim tells himself, because this isn’t like him, this isn’t usual, he’s a patient man, he’s dealt with shit like this from shitty managers all in the past, this isn’t new, this… he doesn’t have to… he…
“Your self-control is extraordinary,” says Elias, softly. “I’m very impressed, Tim. And I appreciate it. I don’t particularly want to be burned—so I thank you.”
At least that time, he wasn’t lying.
Tim.
“What?” Tim snaps between clenched teeth.
Please.
Well, fuck, what’s Tim supposed to do with that?
They’re both waiting to see what he does with that.
Come on, you, he thinks. Pull it together. He breathes slowly. Deeply. Shuddering.
“You are remarkable,” says Elias, and he sounds like he means it. “I wouldn’t have guessed—forgive me.”
He is, says Hastur, as though he planned for any of this.
“I think I hate you both right now?” says Tim.
“Fair,” says Elias. “And I’m sorry that you’re in the position you’re in.”
Again—he’s telling the truth now.
Does Elias know Tim picked up when he was lying?
Tim thinks he does. Elias, Tim realizes, is a fucking dangerous piece of work.
You have an idea? says Hastur.
“I do. This is, of course, based on research and memories from those in my line going back some thousands of years. If I understand correctly, your current vulnerability is largely based on… well. Your host’s mortality.”
That isn’t… fully inaccurate.
“As opposed, let’s say, to possessing a body closer to what you had before?”
My original body? There are no bodies here closer to what I had before.
“What if one could be created? How would that affect your situation?”
Tim has no idea. “What, give him his own body? Go all deific Frankenstein?”
I need to… consider this. You say it as if there were a possibility of such a thing.
Elias’ eyes lid. It’s like he knows he’s hooked a fish, and can take his time reeling it in. “Well. You no doubt feel the stored power of this place. That is because we collect artefacts. This particular hobby is not unique to us. I may—theoretically—know of some deific flesh, carefully preserved in crystal. And I may—theoretically—know someone who could potentially use it to craft you a new body.”
“Why would you go to all that trouble?” says Tim.
“Because it will be an amazing thing to watch, and as things currently stand, you won’t live long enough to… ah. I apologize.”
“Scratch your itch?” says Tim, dry. “Get you the fuck off?”
“Something like that,” says Elias, who isn’t so easy to ruffle.
I need to think about this.
“Of course you do. Might I suggest you stay here until you do, though? No obligation, no payment—well, beyond watching you, which I will be doing anyway, no matter where you are.”
“You knew I already planned on that part,” says Tim.
Elias shrugs like a prince. “I choose to be gracious, nonetheless.”
Tim wants to hit him.
Keep it down, he tells himself. You’re not the rage. You not the… whatever the fuck wrath monster. You’re you.
“I offer protection,” says Elias. “We are not, of course, impervious to invasion, but we are far safer than a hotel, or an apartment, or, gods forbid, the street. Three agents I can see followed you here—two of the Corruption, who would devour you with mold, worms, maggots, disease; and one of the Desolation, who… well, to be frank, I don’t know what she’d do, given that you, Tim, are marked—but I assure you, she is not here on a mission of mercy.”
“What?”
“You were followed—and I am not talking about your policewoman.”
“Wait, we were?"
“You didn’t notice? Oh, dear,” says Elias.
Fuck.
Yeah, pretty much.
We shall stay, says Hastur as though the favor being given is them gracing this place with their presence.
Tim realizes with a shock that he isn’t sure his opinion is any good right now. He’s too angry. It’s not his rage. But it’s… spilling into everything. Tim has never felt unsure in his life. This is a horrible feeling. He wipes at his eyes, surprised to find them wet.
“Come.” Elias stands, not revealing whatever he thinks of this display, and heads for the door.
Are you all right?
Hastur seems to mean it. Can Tim trust that, either?
Yes. He knows he can. Whatever else is wrong with him, he knows he’s reading other people correctly, including Hastur. “Not really?”
I will do what I can for you once we are alone.
“More spells?" Tim scoffs.
Oh, the things I can teach you...
“Sure,” says Tim without conviction, and follows Elias Bouchard deeper into his spooky mid-london temple.
#
Elias hadn’t lied; it’s a neat little space down there, in the archives.
Well. It’s a mess. But the living quarters are definitely cute.
Gertrude Lara Croft Robinson is down there already, eyeing them, visibly daring commentary on the stacks of mismatched files, the open cardboard boxes balanced precariously against each other or on chairs, the truly heinous amount of cobwebs in every corner, between every shelf.
“Uh,” says Tim. “Nice haunted house you’re running here.”
“Mm,” says Elias.
Gertrude gives Tim a skewering look.
“No, really,” says Tim, stepping over six sagging boxes and around two piles of unsorted papers. “Get a fog machine down here and you’ll make bank.”
“Yes, well, Gertrude insists there is a reason for all of it,” says Elias as if his kingdom’s condition is of no concern.
Gertrude says nothing.
Tim suddenly wonders if she’s hiding weapons in the paperwork.
The little living area is, happily, free from nonsense. A very tiny kitchenette, a small cot sharing space with boxes and office supplies, and a bathroom with a cramped toilet and sink.
“There is a shower upstairs,” says Elias, “though it is in my office, and you will need to arrange time to use it.”
“Weird,” says Tim. “But okay.”
Elias shrugs. “It is a very old building. James Wright had it installed, so I am to understand, but what he was thinking, doing it there… well. I have no idea.”
A lie. Tim peers at him.
Elias smiles and it is a bright, sharp thing, like light glinting off a blade. “Oh, you are good at that, aren’t you?” he murmurs.
“What—was that a test?”
“It was. Over something I think you can agree, at least, is harmless.”
“Hard not to be insulted,” Tim says.
“Of course—but I had to be sure you knew on your own. I can clearly see Lord Hastur did not clue you in.”
“Lord Hastur?”
“I’ve never met a god before, and I’d prefer to be on his good side. Wouldn’t you?” says Elias.
Tim rolls his eyes so hard they hurt. “Subject fucking change. How can you help with that police officer?”
“Are you willing to do some footwork?”
Tim frowns. “Sure?”
“Good. Then I can send you to a few places which will, in time, lead her on a completely different trail.”
“So you already knew our plan.”
“Yes. I won’t send you alone, either. It’s hardly safe. Just give me some time to make a couple of arrangements.”
Truth. “Okay. I guess. Fuck, this is… Am I really kipping in a haunted basement to hide from maggot gods?”
“I fear before all of this over, you will experience far stranger things than this,” says Elias. “Now—do try to get comfortable. I will fetch you a key, as well as the code for the alarm.”
“Elias!” Gertrude protests.
“He is officially under our protection.” And there, right there, is the most real Elias has been this whole damn time, because that hardly sounded like the same man. The smarm is gone, replaced with a frankly terrifying hardness, the kind that makes Tim think he could shoot a guy in the face and walk away without a second thought.
But maybe it’s necessary to corral someone like Gertrude. She looks positively raucous for a moment, then glances at Tim.
Tim holds his hands up. “No quarrels with you. I’m just trying to stay alive.”
“I reserve the right to kill him if he tries a ritual inside the Institute—whether or not he knows what it does,” Gertrude snaps.
Well, she certainly remembers some of what happened.
“Fair,” says Elias.
“Sure?” says Tim.
Gertrude nods as if her head is an axe and marches away.
Elias sighs. “I really do apologize for her.”
Will she honor your command?
“For a while, anyway. Her focus is ‘protecting humanity,’ whatever that means, so as long as Tim provides no such active threat, he will fall off her radar.”
“She came after me yesterday," says Tim.
“She’d thought you were attempting a ritual to give one of the Fears more power,” says Elias.
“She didn’t even ask. She just… assumed.”
“In the name of saving the world, she sacrifices people,” Elias says coldly. “It makes one wonder what the value of life is to her.”
So that’s a whole host of unspoken stories. “Wow.”
“Indeed. I’ll send help down with a key and all shortly. Rest, Tim. As best we can, we’ll keep you safe.” Elias smiles (and, oddly enough, was telling the truth), and leaves.
Tim flops onto the cot.
It squeaks.
“That’ll make masturbating awkward,” he says without thinking.
Hastur laughs.
#
Tim did not expect to fall asleep.
It’s not like this is the best cot in the world. But there’s something weirdly peaceful about this place; the sounds of paper rustling outside the little room, presumably Gertrude moving piles from one spot to another (also presumably just keeping an eye on him). The sweet emptiness of being underground, with so much stone and paper and threadbare carpet, is its own wonderful white noise. Tim hasn’t been in a silent place in a long time, and finds it soothing. Even the simmering anger seems to be calming.
He yawns, stretches, is amused that the cot creaks again. “Mm,” he says. “Guess this is what monks see in it, or something.”
What—the silence and isolation? Perhaps; though they tend also to be… industrious orders, working far more hours than usual. The time allotted to rest in silence is slim.
“Fuck that, then. Guess I’m starting my own monastery—to laziness.” Tim stretches again. “Hey—why do you know about monks?”
I’ve spent more than one life in one such place.
Tim sputters. “Are you serious?”
Yes. There isn’t much in this world that I have not at least tried, Tim.
Tim sits up. “You really did monk things?”
I did.
“Like… prayed to gods you knew weren’t there, or whatever?”
A dark chuckle. Well, says Hastur. I will admit that I tended to leave such places altered, compared to when I went in.
“What did you do?”
Finely honed insanity, says Hastur, as though recounting a garden he’d grown.
Tim gapes at nothing. “Insanity? Hastur, why would you do that? What'd they do to you?"
Nothing. It was merely amusing at the time.
Maybe Tim is overtired. He should find this beyond horrifying, but instead, it’s just frustrating. “Look, do you even know it was wrong?”
Why would it be wrong? Hastur feels sincere. I am a god. I am no mortal. I am no human. I have graced this world with my presence out of necessity, but I have the right to do as I wish while I'm here.
“No, you don’t,” says Tim, baffled as to how he can possibly get his message across.
I disagree.
“Yeah, obviously, but that doesn’t make you right.”
No? And your twenty-nine years of life tell you this, do they?
Tim has an epiphany. “No, actually. That Kayne guy did.”
It feels like Hastur goes stiff as a board. What?
“If just being bigger than someone gives you the right to do what you want to them, then we’re actually morally wrong for running away from him.” Tim’s proud of that one.
Hastur has no mouth to sputter. He manages to do it, anyway. That is not the same!
“Sure it is. He can, so he should, right?”
I didn’t say should.
“No, but you said you have the right to do it. Well, does he?”
It’s not the same, Hastur insists.
It’s Tim’s turn to be smug, and he leans into it. "I didn't realize you were morally deficient. That's gonna make this rough, Hastur."
I am not deficient. I am morally superior.
"Right. Superior. In being deficient."
Tim...
Tim sighs. “What the hell am I gonna do with you?”
I think, Tim, rumbles Hastur in a low and terrible tone, the real question is what I am going to do with you.
Tim goes very still.
And there’s a knock at the storage closet door.
Tim has never been more grateful for an interruption in his life as he leaps off the cot to answer it. “Saved by the… hey, come in!”
It’s Jon.
Jon, who looks like a gray ghost, who holds out a key, a post-it note with a six-digit code, and a torn-out notebook page with addresses scribbled on it. He looks smaller than usual, as if whatever just happened to him has compressed him right down.
“Oh, thanks.” Tim takes them. “Hey—you okay?”
Jon stares at him. “Did you know there are things?” he says.
“So that’s a nope,” says Tim, who has decided to adopt Jon whether Jon knows it or not, and takes his arm to gently lead him in. “Sit down, already, before you pass out?”
“I am not going to pass out,” bristles Jon.
Tim sits him down, anyway, right on the cot.
It squeaks.
Tim checks a box labeled PAPER, finds it sturdy, and plops down onto it. “You okay?” he says again.
“There are… there are fear gods.”
Poor guy. “Apparently so. Might help to talk it out, yeah? Why don’t you start at the beginning? Was it Elias?”
“Oh, gods, yes it was Elias.” Jon puts his face in his hands.
Hastur finds Jon’s distress funny. The chuckle is soft, dark, cruel; it makes Tim angry—and he’s pretty sure this anger is his, not some stupid Desolation’s. Still, he takes a moment to force it down. “Yeah. I did know, little buddy, but only for about… two days? Or so? I’m losing track.”
“Oh,” says Jon.
What the hell had Bouchard done up there? “I’m guessing your boss filled you in.”
Jon looks forlorn. “One of them’s got me already, apparently?”
Accidental priest. “He just went full info-dump, didn’t he?” says Tim, who feels utterly justified in disliking that guy. “I’m sorry. I’m still wrestling with it all myself.”
“He says one of them’s got you, too,” says Jon. “And I am… I’m to go with you as we leave today, and as we gather what is necessary to distract… police? From your trail? Then retreat back to the Institute as quickly as possible.”
TIm blinks slowly. “He’s sending you?”
Jon reddens. “Yes. He says I… he says. I…”
“Hey, it’s okay. Hey. You can tell me whatever. Just verbally process, I don’t care."
Tim, we don’t have time to play therapist.
Tim ignores him. “What happened, Jon?”
“I tried to quit to prove him wrong,” says Jon. “I couldn’t.”
“Okay,” says Tim. “That’s horrible.”
“I wouldn’t have believed him except he knew about Mister Spider,” says Jon.
“Okay,” says Tim. “Do I want to know what that is?”
Jon stares. “Can we go? I… I don’t think I can sit here and think too much about this right now.”
“Sure, all right. We can talk later,” says Tim. “But—no offense—why is he sending you?”
“Oh. Because I saw who was following you this morning.”
Tim blinks. “You did?”
“Three of them. Two looked quite ill, but one just looked… angry. They all made me nervous; I’d assumed you knew, but Elias said you didn’t.”
Remarkable, says Hastur. He truly is in tune with the Beholding.
“I didn’t see them,” says Tim. “I really need the extra set of eyes. I’m a bit of trouble, you know?”
“That’s what he said.” Jon stands (and the cot squeaks). “I’m really not in a place to wield rational arguments at the moment.”
“Right. Well, let’s go, then.” Tim guides him out the door. “What's at these addresses?”
“He didn’t say.” Jon is shaking. His slightly oversized sweater-vest nearly hides it, but he is, and it makes his voice tremble.
Pathetic, says Hastur.
“Do you hate kittens, too?” Tim murmured softly.
“What?” says Jon.
“Nothing.”
Gertrude is glaring at them. “I’m watching you.”
“What?” says Jon very weakly.
“There’s a queue for that,” Tim quips, and hurries Jon out.
“That was odd,” says Jon in a high, spooked voice.
“Yeah?”
“Could’ve sworn she had blood all over her for a moment.”
What? says Hastur. Tim. Tim, I’m going to need you to do a spell.
Tim ignore that. “Don’t suppose Elias told you why I’m in trouble.”
“No. He said that was your purview, should I earn your trust.”
Tim! We need to do a spell. I need to know what’s going on with this annoying little man.
“Earn my trust? Wow. He really is a dickhead, isn’t he?”
Jon sputters. “He’s… I don’t know! He’s just Elias! I’ve barely noticed him in the past three years. Once my interview was done, we’ve hardly interacted!”
Tim!
Hastur’s confidence in Tim’s spellcasting abilities might be high, but Tim does not have that confidence. At any rate, it’ll be difficult talking to Hastur unless Jon knows the score, so… Why not? “Right,” Tim says, trusting Jon at Elias. “So… the Powers Elias told you about? Something like that jumped out of the book I brought in. It’s in my head right now.”
Jon is taking this very seriously. “Really?”
“Really. Talks all the time. Real awkward.”
Tim, Hastur warns.
Tim deadpans it: “He wants me to cast some kind of spell to check you out.”
Tim!
“Check me out?” blurts Jon, stopping before the final stair. “For what? A new host?”
Hardly. That would not be worth my time, Hastur snaps.
“Naw,” Tim says. “He’s not a swinger. He just wants to see, is all.”
Jon’s eyes seem take up half his face. “What?” he says.
“You know, because he’s in me already?”
This has gone right over Jon’s head. He stares at Tim as though he’s speaking Sanskrit.
Like a sopping wet cat, Tim thinks with growing fondness. “Never mind. Let’s go check out these addresses, yeah?”
He’s an idiot, Hastur declares. Mentally deficient.
Is Hastur jealous? He feels jealous.
“Sure,” says Jon weakly.
“It’s gonna be okay,” says Tim, and pats him on the shoulder.
Hastur growls quietly.
New game, thinks Tim, because how could he not, and follows Jon into the lobby.
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