#couch king

[regular-gnome]

cleaning up

#toh fanart #owlhouse fanart #owl house #toh couch #toh #the owl house #Eda Clawthorne #eda toh #king clawthorne #king toh #luz noceda #luz toh #raine whispers #raine toh #amity blight #amity toh

[piedpiperart]

I see a lot of posts about Danny seeing Jason and immediately thinking he’s a baby ghost and wanting to adopt him but what if it’s the other way around?

What if Jason sees Danny and is hit with oh my god that’s a baby, who left a baby unattended out on the street?? He needs help, gotta protect him, mine, yeah he’s mine now, I got u lil guy don’t worry

Meanwhile 15 yr old Danny is like um hi?? And promptly gets kidnapped. But he just lets it happen because he’s actually feeling the safest he’s ever felt in his life with this guy, and Danny’s core immediately recognizes Jason as parental figure and just relaxes Danny 100%

Jasons feeling like Danny is a helpless baby while Danny feels safe, protect, calm, safe, relax, and he just lets Jason take him home. Neither are really sure why or what is going on with them but they’re not gonna stop it.

I think it’s because Danny’s own parents kinda suck and any other ghost that he’s interacted with he’s had to fight in some capacity or has been spooked by them. Jason’s the only one who 1) wanted to parent him and 2) has good vibes. Danny’s usually waiting for fights to happen and he’s very stressed. Jason calms him down so much he probably falls asleep before they even get to Jason’s apartment, full trust that Jason will take care of him.

Meanwhile Jason never really connects with his pit side, but really wants to find some way to have a truce. Cue Danny, and both Jason and the Pit turn to protectiveness and so the rage becomes more protection and Jason yk, might be kinda lonely and wanting something to take care of. He was probably thinking about getting a cat and not a kid but he’s not complaining

#Jason asks Alfred how to care for a baby and the whole batfam panics #they think he adopted/had an actual baby human child #they panic buy a bunch of baby stuff and parenting books and make a room for the kid in the manor on the chance that they come over #Bruce is proud but also wanting to know everything about the situation #Alfred is like how old is the child #Jason’s like ‘he’s so small’🥺😭 #Danny is 15 but so very short compared to 6+feet tall Jason #bats storm Jason’s apartment to find a small tired teenager sleeping on the couch with a bunch of blankets #they’re a little disappointed it’s not a baby but still happy for Jason #bats are like that’s not a baby #Jason’s like yes he is 😭❤️ #danny phantom #Jason Todd #dc x dp #undead dad #Jason adopts the ghost king lol #does that make him king and Danny prince?? #I think jason would be older since he died before Danny so he’s been dead longer and this an adult while Danny had only been dead a year #idk how it works but it works okay #dcxdp

[day-colors]

late night TV

#i wanted a break from worrying about anatomy drawing people so i drew kirby. but then i decided to draw a couch in perspective. auhgh #kirby #kirby fanart #meta knight #king dedede #metadede #art stuff

[fmayyy]

Behind the camera:

#the dragon prince #tdp art #lord viren #viren #Claudia #Soren #sir sparklepuff #Terry #Viren in his single dad three kids era #this is what Viren haters will never understand: he’s just a DAD #he gives his kids shit for waking up late then falls asleep on the couch at 2pm #he cares about things like lawn maintenance #he’s my king #my art

[bluegekk0]

May I suggest this with Pk, Grimm, and Hornet? I honestly feel like you would get a kick out of this..

"i'm trying to read here"

i meant to draw this earlier but i forgor. let's just pretend it's still gay month 😅

#ask art #hollow knight #feral pk au #hk pale king #pale king #troupe master grimm #hk grimm #hk hornet #hornet get those damn boots off the couch #white coded </3 #pale nightmare #gekko.art #fpk #grimm #hornet

[p4vlek]

This 🦁 saved me from an accident during the horror movie in my pants 👀😜

#dlgermany #abdreams #ab/dl diaper #nappy lover #windelerziehung #ab dl diaper #ab dl lifestyle #windel #windeljunge #diaper bum #couche pour adulte #couche #abu diapers #little kings #diaper boys #adult diaper lover #diaper bulge #diaper captions #diaper dependent #diaper pee #diaper regression #diapered247 #dicke windel #windelbaby #windelboy #little #diaperlovergermany #inkontinenz #abdlgermany #abdlbabyboy

[skillbattle]

sometimes a family is two bumbling idiots a child with a spear and a four year old who fought god and won

#clawing at couch bc the return to dreamland remake is coming out this month #meta knight #king dedede #bandanna waddle dee #hoshi no kaabii #kirby return to dreamland #doodles #humanizations #draws #kirby

[asthe-crow-flies]

i think part of the reason the ending of high noon over camelot is hitting me so much harder than once upon a time (in space) or ulysses dies at dawn did is that they had a chance

we go on and on about “it was always going to end like this” and “they’ve been dead since the beginning”, and those are very good but like. knowing that it didn’t have to go like that—that’s a little worse sometimes

ouat(is) is a story about a war, a rebellion specifically, and those tend to end with everyone dead. it’s pretty clear from the beginning that all or most of the characters won’t survive. there has never been a war that wasn’t a tragedy

udad, well, it’s in the title. and while it wasn’t impossible for ulysses to survive that, the story was a softer kind of sadness anyway, in that dying in the vault, where his brain couldn’t be taken for the acheron, was really one of the better ways things could have gone

but hnoc. they could have lived. they weren’t doomed. they had a chance. they didn’t even only make bad choices, they did so many things right! camelot and the saxons could have reconciled and were very close to doing so. but then the scorpion, and gawain, and it all went to shit. the pendragons could have used the grail to fly the station to safety, and everyone could have lived, and they were very close to doing so. like love won! it won! they all loved each other enough to not kill each other over the grail, they had it figured out! but then camlann, and mordred, and it all went to shit.

i just—they were so so close to fixing everything, or at least fixing a lot. and then they failed anyway. and i went into this knowing they would because, well, these are tragedies, it’s to be expected, but tragedies are so much sadder when they didn’t have to be tragedies

#so anyway that’s why i’m sobbing on my couch listening to once and future king on repeat #the mechanisms #high noon over camelot #hnoc

[redkelpfish]

Merry Christmas—here’s Halloween (they forgot to coordinate their costumes)

#‘jason. i was going to be pink’ #‘well then you shouldve fucking said so. it’s not my fault I pull off Kimberly Hart better than you’ #‘you take that BACK—‘ #dc #batman #yes I know the pink ranger has a skirt #i forgot it #jason todd #stephanie brown #duke thomas #cassandra cain #tim drake #dick grayson #damian wayne #barbara gordon #pictures taken seconds before disaster #wayne manor as seen in tom king’s batman 23 #you know the one #alfred saw this coming and moved the couches out of the way #the children can heal #the upholstery cannot #power rangers

[minty-bunni]

AU where the Fentons end up with Dan, all of Danny's clones, and a handful of AU Dannys and have to find a way to explain suddenly having so many kids that look like Danny with similar names WHILE avoiding making the GiW suspicious.

#danny phantom #we can throw in a flynn as a treat just to confused people as well #a dozen black haired blue eyed ghost hybrids and some random ginger hippie #can you imagine the chaos of it all #like the werewolf family in Hotel Transylvania except with halfas #corpse au Danny chilling in the corner with Snapping Sound and full ghost AU Dannys discussing being literally dead #ghost king and demon Danny probably fistfighting over whether or not murder is a viable solution #dan joins in #just ALL the AUs in one spot and stuck/adopted by the Fentons #Dash would lose his mind if the big Frankenstein's monster looking clone showing up to school #like yes you! you join us immediately! you will be a jock! #little baby man just chewing on the couch like an angry puppy

[yokyoaaa]

idk how I came up with this I just want metadede

#yes i find it necessary to put meta knight on the couch #meta knight #kirby fanart #kirby #king dedede #metadede #WHY IS THIS DOING NUMBERS #my art

[regular-gnome]

Tyrant in his castle

#toh fanart #owlhouse fanart #toh #the owl house #Eda Clawthorne #eda toh #king clawthorne #king toh #toh couch

[lit-erary-memes]

Blanket for my mother I’ve spent over a year making. It’s the carpet from the overlook hotel in the shining movie. Literally kicking my feet and giggling over how excited I am for Christmas so I can give it to her.

#the shining #crochet #I literally had to stand on the couch to get a pic with the whole thing in frame #crochet blanket #Stephen king #the overlook hotel #the stanley hotel #shining #stanley kubrick #handmade #blanket

[ssahotchnerr]

fuck i wanna make out with aaron

#the fisher king couch scene is now on loop in my head

[sesamenom]

Ar-Pharazon from the Reverse Gondolin AU and as Witch-King of Numenor - thanks to @who-needs-words for helping develop this idea!

#silm #silmarillion #second age #ar pharazon #reverse gondolin au #(well more like the aftermath of gondolin reversal) #this au has consumed my life #on the plus side inspiration for feanor is finally reemerging from under the metaphorical couch so i might get something finwion-y done soo #aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa so much to draw so little time #seriously though golden nazgul is such a cool idea #whatever the mordor equivalent for the angband trio is (sauron pharazon and shelob maybe?) is going to look so cool in black and gold #black/gold black hole shelob!! #and prince elrond is super finwiony looking #also he has his wings & glowiness out a lot more so that'll be fun #but yeah basically in the au Prince Elrond realized via foresight what was happening/going to happen in numenor #so he went there and disowned ar pharazon (by extension removing him from the throne) and crowned tar miriel rightful Ruling Queen #then later when sauron showed up he came back kicked sauron out and outlawed the death cult #but between that time sauron secretly recruited ar pharazon by promising him kingship in exchange for his support #and anyways ar pharazon survived all the way to the TA as the Witch King #(mr. angmar here gets to be second in command of the nazgul sorry) #-imagine this guy showing up to be all 'bagginssss' though #the witch king of numenor is somehow even more dramatic #also the whole 'no living man can kill me' is. a bit different coming from a guy who has many enemies in the form of #a) his cousin the Ruling Queen of Numenor #b) his uncle the choice-of-elves-peredhel #c) a bunch of Faithful in the Halls #the dead guys aren't too much of a problem #but i wonder if he heard that prophecy and worried a whole lot more about the Ruling Queens #or Prince Elrond who in the au has very definitely embraced his maia-ness #and then imagine his surprise hearing 'but no living man am i' and it coming from. a random human lady.

[stagefoureddiediaz]

Oliver really really wanted to say fuck you to fox didn’t he - do you think he realises he’s decimating the fandom in the process?! 🤣🤣🤣

#I am fully aware he knows exactly what he’s doing and I love him for it #Oliver please stop my brain and heart cannot take any more #but also please keep going #I love him #master of chaos and a two fingered salute to fox - a king!!! #911 spoilers #911 abc #Oliver stark #couch theory will always be famous!!!