#crack at its finest

[goldenamaranthe-blog]

Warning: there be adult themes!

Ruby: Yang, I need some advice.

Yang: (goes big sister mode) What's up, Rubes?

Ruby: (whispers) howdoifuckweisssowellherlegsshake?

Yang: What?

Ruby: How do I fuck Weiss so well her legs shake?! It's our one year anniversary and I want her legs to quake like leaves in a hurricane! I want her to not walk tomorrow!

Yang: First, I'm so proud of you. Second, you don't want to stop there.

Ruby: I don't?

Yang: Nope! (Claps Ruby on the shoulder) Dear sister of mine, let me tell you a secret.

Yang, Ruby, and Blake sitting in a Cafe getting coffee, tea, and sweets.

Ruby: (scroll pings) Oh, it's Weiss. (Puts call on speaker)

Weiss: RUBY ROSE, WHAT DID YOU DO TO ME?!?!?

Ruby: What?! What did I do?!

Weiss: First, my legs wouldn't stop shaking until 3 AM this morning, then I was late to work because I couldn't walk!

Yang: (snickers)

Weiss: NOW I'm trying to scrub a blood stain out of my good skirt because my period started early!

Yang: (howls with laughter) Atta girl, Ruby!

Weiss: Oh! Yang, you brute! I should have known you had something to do with this! Ugh! I'm hanging up! (Click)

Blake: You told Ruby how to fuck Weiss into starting her period early, didn't you?

Yang: I did. And I could not be more proud.

#white rose #bumbleby #ruby rose #adult themes ahead #Weiss schnee #yang xiao long #blake belladonna #incorrect rwby quotes #rwby crack #crack at its finest

[dragonwars2601]

my friend and I one English class designed a crack Good Omens dress…

I think this should be Crowley’s wedding dress what abt y’all

#good omens #crowley #aziraphale #Crack at its finest #good omens 2

[vildo]

Remember the look Kirk gave Spock when he found out about Leila?

and how he stared her down LIKE THIS afterwards

Since they didn’t specify why Kirk was the only one immune to spores, I’m gonna take it so far as to say it had no effect on him because he was so mad at Spock about this

#and also because i am deeply unwell #they left it open for interpretation #and i took the liberty of reading too much into it #don’t mind me #star trek #star trek tos #james t kirk #captain kirk #jim kirk #spock #mr spock #spirk #at its finest #star trek: tos #st tos #this side of paradise #one of my faves #you can totally tell why #tos #star trek the original series #tos spirk #the original series #kirk x spock #kirk/spock #space husbands #tumblr trash #shitpost #video #crack #i said what i said

[the-dangerous-mute-lunatic]

post the shrell version too

Am i strong enough to post this

Takes a deep breath

Okay here's the meme version of the art I just posted, along with the context, and the unpainted version

(I'm so sorry)

The context: A Hunger Games simulation of a bunch of portal memes and au versions of characters. And this is what came out of one round.

No I will not explain Shrell (Shrek Chell).

Bonus edited version/ non painted tlg one

#ask #i don't think i have the strength to tag this #am i truly strong enough to let this sit upon my crumbling throne #another meme to the pile #drawn with intent and grace but to reveal such a... unique series of characters #Crack shit at its finest

[amysnotdeadyet]

no repairs are needed (just a spark)

it’s DONE! this feral bullshit has finally come to a conclusion, and look, there was no plot, only porn and food and shopping. and treats. lots of treats.

last chapter: https://archiveofourown.org/works/48401086/chapters/123121489

start from the beginning: https://archiveofourown.org/works/48401086/chapters/122079778

66.6K of happily married superheroes Stony find ex-assassin Bucky on a dating site called Sparq (yeah that’s it that’s the title), and acquire themselves a genderqueer kept sex kitten to pamper. There is lingerie shopping with Nat, Avengers family dinner like it’s 2012 in the Tower, Steve with a huge service kink, Tony’s gifting kink, and Alpine the cat. Plus some nazi-punching, as a treat.

zero redeeming nutritional value, the marshmallow of fic

#stuckony #my fic #crack treated seriously #men in lingerie #self-indulgent fic at its finest

[caberneigh]

I’m sure this has been said before but I need to put it out there just in case -

My Immortal

You know the one. The infamous one. It would 1000000% be in Dream’s library. It’s part of “every story ever written.”

And Hob? Hob spent a long time thinking his stranger was a demon or a vampire. ALSO - Hob is good at changing with the times to blend in. There’s nothing to say he doesn’t keep up with trends and memes and well and fully knows about this fic and its infamy. I like to believe he’s read it. And as silly as he probably found it he was probably also deeply reminded of Dream and himself. Two immortals meeting every 100 years.

So I propose this - Hob has personally come up with millions of names for Dream over the centuries. And eventually somewhere in the 2000’s after reading that fic he was so tickled by it he let himself call Dream “Ebony Dark’ness Dementia Raven Way” more than once in his head. As a laugh right? Right?! So they meet in 2022 and well….

Dream: My name is D-

Hob (whispering under his breath): Dark’ness Dementia -

Dream: -ream

Hob: …

Hob: Right. Yeah. Okay, that makes more sense

#dreamling #my immortal #this is shitposting at its finest #but i am also laughing way too much at the crack idea of this whole thing

[cavilhenry]

me: i want jon snow

netflix: we have jon snow at home

jon snow at home:

#PLEASE. i'm at my wits' end #i started cracking the fuck up. what even is this episode. what is going on. i need out #this 3 second sequence is dollar store HBO at its finest i'm screaming. i'm gone

[hexellent]

He's not staring at anything under these sunglasses. Not at all.

#and the cards read as such {ic} #watching from afar {dash comm} #bravery at its finest! {muse: usopp} #crack #IS THIS CRACK?? I DONT KNOW.

[aethergate]

My favorite piece of advice in life : if something doesn't work, just hit it until it does! ( grabbing a nearby wrench. hitting his PAK hard as hell three times in a row. )

#space debris [ crack ] #irks finest invader [ zim ] #dont mind that its his symbiotic life support / main source of. everything not working that hes hitting hes fine

[shamelessinnerbeast]

Radahn X Tarnished

A match made in heaven XD More seriously, Radahn gets the best elden ring character award from me

#elden ring #elden ring fanart #radahn #starscourge radahn #radahn x tarnished #tarnished #radahn x protagonist #radahn elden ring #elden ring art #art #crack #funny #funny comics #elden ring bosses #size difference #(at its finest i gotta say)

[just-absolutely-super]

OP au crack

Marine: Sir! Someone has stolen 3 pairs of sea stone handcuffs!

Chaud: Lan Hikari is the culprit

Marine: Sir, we no evidence or record of it being Lan Hikari being the one who's behind this

Chaud: believe me, this is definitely Lan Hikari

Marine 1: Have you noticed the commander always blames the pirate Lan Hikari over certain things?

Marine 2: Yeah, he’s obsessed I tell ya. There could be a power outage and he’s blame it on that kid!

Marine 1: Haha you’re right

Just then they see Lan just random run by, wave at them, then kick down a fuse box that just happened to be there.

Marine 1: Did you see that?

Marine 2: Yeah! Lan Hikari just cut our power, that fiend!

Marine 1: The commander is right, everything is Hikari’s fault!

#this is just crack at its finest really #anon #responses #mmbn hc land #crack edition #bruh I can’t even remember if the navy has commanders #oda wrote out the ranks but did I pay attention? no

[raspberrycatapult]

A little fan comic done for @uptoolateart's AMAZING story The Swinger, a fanfic inspired by my own fic The Adrien and Marinette Show! It's 100% canon now! Go check it out, because it is the most hilarious crack-taken-seriously I've read all year!

#ml fanart #mlb fanart #mlb fanfic #miraculous fanworks #miraculous fanart #fan comic #tom dupain #gabriel agreste #mlb fandom #mlb #miraculous ladybug #inspired by fanfiction #fanfiction of a fanfiction #crack taken seriously at its finest

[creatiionary]

@chcsen-cne asked : throws balms at throws balms at thr--

— LITERALLY SHOOTING LASERS AT YOU

#❥ 𝐀𝐑𝐂𝐄𝐔𝐒 ⸻ ic ▻ 𝑰 𝒂𝒎 𝒂𝒔𝒌𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒕𝒐 𝒆𝒏𝒅𝒖𝒓𝒆 𝒊𝒕 #❥ 𝐀𝐑𝐂𝐄𝐔𝐒 ⸻ crack ▻ 𝒅𝒐𝒕𝒉 𝒕𝒉𝒐𝒖 𝒉𝒂𝒗𝒆𝒕𝒉 𝒈𝒂𝒎𝒆𝒔 𝒐𝒏 𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒏𝒆 𝒑𝒉𝒐𝒏𝒆 #❥ 𝐀𝐊𝐀𝐑𝐈 ⸻ chcsen—cne. #//JDUSHDSJDJJDHG #//father daughter bonding at its finest