#craig cahn x male reader

[monsterinmyboxers]

STRESS RELIEF. craig cahn x male reader. — ft. thigh-fucking + praise + self-facial.

this camping trip seemed to help craig a lot more than either of you expected.

the first time you saw him, it seemed that he had it all together. he had matured greatly since college, that much was obvious. it was honestly impressive how much he grew over the years, considering how he used to be.

but, the more he opened up, the more you felt the need to take care of him. in more ways than one.

he was fully capable, and you knew that, yet the urge to give him everything and more was strong. might be a dad thing, or you love him more than you originally thought. it was probably both.

you both sat in content silence for a moment, after you gave some much needed words of confirmation and comfort, only small crackles of the campfire heard. this night made craig realize how tired he really was, and that you could remind him to reward himself with a break or two. you could muffle that voice in his head saying he doesn't deserve it.

"if you could only see yourself the way i see you."

he was staring into the stars, but once you spoke his gaze instantly locked onto yours. craig wasn't one to back down from eye contact, yet in this moment, he's never felt more inclined to look away. his heartbeat was erratic, his breathing no different, he was smiling so hard his cheeks started to hurt━ and, fortunately for him, he couldn't feel the blush spreading down to his neck due to the fire.

he glances back down at his feet, in fear of confessing to you right then and there. maybe he should've, maybe that was the right moment and he just lost it, forever. no, he can't start thinking that way, not now. he was so close. shit, where had his confidence gone?

quickly, he thinks of something else to focus on, shuffling over to his bag of supplies. "c'mon, i brought dessert." he didn't look at you, didn't dare to, but he could just feel your gaze, all over him. how could you not stare? he was half fucking naked, in damp boxers. you didn't lie before, his ass looks great.

"oh, are you gonna use the campfire to torch the tops of some crème brûlée?" a pause. he still doesn't turn to face you. "what?" and another. "i know little to nothing about cooking." he laughs at that, then pulls a bag of marshmallows from the bag. "well, you still know how to make s'mores, right?"

you both are once again sat next to each other, this time with s'mores in your hands, craig having one, while you were on your third. despite having more than him, you were much cleaner than he was. he doesn't eat things like this often, so you aren't that surprised.

besides, you don't mind a mess.

casually, silently, you bring a thumb up and wipe some of the melted marshmallow off the corner of his lip, then licking it off your finger. he froze at your touch, rough but comforting, just as a dad should be.

and he watches as you take it into your mouth, so calm about the entire thing while he freaked the fuck out.

"the stars are so much brighter out here." your voice was smooth, low, and gave the slightest rasp whenever you ended a sentence. it scratched every itch he had inside him, and made them throb even more with pure need. he loved the feeling. craig, no, don't let yourself ruin this. "yeah. i missed this."

you smile. "me too."

you both reminisced about old memories, until the fire finally died down and it got late. climbing into the tent, while you unfurl your sleeping bag, craig speaks. "wait, where's the other sleeping bag?" you look around. huh. "oh, i must've left it at home." on purpose? on accident? you honestly can't remember what your intentions were. but later on, you'll thank yourself, you just don't know that yet.

"it's all yours dude, i'm sorry. i'll just.. curl up over here." you hand the sleeping bag over. "no way. here-" craig would grab it, but instead of keeping it for himself, he'd unzip it completely so both of you could lay on it. you fit, somewhat. you appreciate the gesture, nonetheless.

"night, bro." laughter escapes you, without permission. you just find the nickname funny, he's used it since the day you met him, and probably before that. "goodnight, bro."

you're laying down, back-to-back with one another, no blanket. it's cold. your body shivers, and without realizing it, you scoot closer to craig. that's when you felt his breath on the back of your neck, he turned over. you do the same, attempting to get more comfortable. eventually, you accept the fact that this isn't working, and look at the man in front of you. and the sight was heavenly.

he wasn't asleep, not fully anyway, you've seen your daughter fake sleep enough times to know the difference. yet, he looked so peaceful, face void of any stress or exhaustion as it had earlier.

trailing down, you examine over his body, sucking in a breath once you come across the slight dip on his side, and his v-line. you want to outline his muscles, feel the goosebumps form along his skin.

but before you could think any longer, his eyes flutter open. quickly, you notice, and tear your gaze away from his waist. by that look he gave you, he knew what you were doing, what you were thinking. there was something there that darkened them, something weighing in his pupils, it made him all the more attractive.

neither of you knew who leaned in first, but suddenly you were kissing, each more passionate than the last. once you pull away, you struggle to come up with something to say, luckily craig already had it planned out.

"i got feelings for you, bro. feelings i can't deny anymore." awfully poetic, in your opinion. either way, it made you smile. "bro, me too."

you chuckle, as craig shifts positions. he seemed hesitant at first, but the hold you had on his sides encouraged him, even boosted his confidence. you made him feel desirable. "you know, talking about old times is fun, but.." he was sat on top of you now, straddling your hips, thick thighs heating your lap. everything felt so much warmer than before. "i like making new memories with you." his hands cup your face, thumbs caressing the skin under your eyes.

this time, neither of you break eye contact.

well, that was until you kissed, never parting for long, taking the smallest breaks possible to breathe before continuing. your palms travel, allowing themselves to finally feel every inch of him. mind you, you're both still in just your underwear. your clothes had dried a while ago, you could've put them back on earlier, but you didn't see the point in that. you hadn't acknowledged it, but something told you that you wouldn't be needing anytime soon. it was right.

at this point, craig was shaking in anticipation, attempting to subtly grind down on you. when you speak up about it, he interrupts with pleads. he had his face shoved into the space between your neck and shoulder, lips brushing against your pulse while he whispers, begs. "please, please, i'm sorry, please," he wanted you, so bad, so much that he felt guilty for it. he was moving too fast, he was forcing himself onto you, he doesn't deserve you. though, when you started grounding him, like before, all those thoughts disappeared. you hush him, tugging at his boxer briefs. "i know what you want, sweet boy. take it."

he's never reacted so quickly.

once again, he repositions, this time pulling you on top of him so he could shove the thin fabric down, nearly ripping them in the process. yours follow, thrown into the corner of the tent. instantly, he looks down, having to hold back a whine as he did. you weren't fully hard, not yet. he knows how big you are, you went to college together for fucks sake.

though, he figures out a way to help. he spreads his legs, reaching over to grab the base of your cock, not before you give him a nod of approval, and puts it between his heavy thighs. he lets you take control then, pushing them together and treating his thighs like a fleshlight. and despite how big they were, he could still see your head poking out and leaking onto his own. he had to suppress a whimper, the image of you inside him immediately flashing in his mind.

the underside of your dick rubs against his, making his hips twitch upward, which only added to the friction. craig had his head tilted back, too embarrassed to have even a mere glimpse of you. you took that as an opportunity.

using your spit, you slick up two fingers, then bring them down to circle his hole. he's hardly aware of it, until you push one fully inside. a loud gasp came from him, lifting his head and curling in on himself. "breathe, baby, breathe." you offer a hand, pressing it to his chest to soothe him, and he lands flat on his back once more. you grind harder as well, evening out the field of pleasure. "good, atta' boy." he nods, as if he's agreeing with you. pretty. eventually, you add the other finger, scissoring him open while rolling your hips.

by now, the inside of his thighs were smothered with your pre-cum, and the moment you pull them apart you could see clear strings still connecting them. you were completely hard, that was the first thing craig took note of.

his arms hook around your neck, pulling you down and pressing his mouth to yours. both your hands take place beside his torso, tip poking and prodding at his stretched hole. "in, in, please." he tries to force you inside, clenching around nothing and huffing when he fails.

"shh, i know, i know.." no matter how adorable his fussing was, you were still just as desperate as him. lining up, then driving in, and you swore craig shouted. before you could express any concern, or even think about doing so, he keens out, "good, it's good! really- really good, yes. thank you."

he was vocal, just as you thought, showing unnecessary amounts of gratitude for something so inappropriate. it was cute.

you wasted no time, smooth ins and outs, craig moaning at the slightest movement. poor man was already drooling. he didn't know what to do with himself, trying to piece together anything to say, but instead he finds something else to busy his mouth. leaning up, he sucks and licks at your neck. there were very faint marks, ones that will fade in the next couple hours. you'd need to thank him for that later.

your thrusts grew faster, harsher, making the skin of craigs ass ripple every time you made contact, his entire body jerking up with it. you didn't know where this aggressiveness was coming from, since you haven't done this in what seemed like forever. you assume that the craving to fulfill craigs every need played a part in it.

and he gladly takes this burst of energy, for as long as he can, though the warmth flooding his stomach was unbearable. "gonna, fuck, gonna come, can i? can i?" the second you nod, thick ropes of cum spurt from his slit, shooting far, all the way up to the nick in his eyebrow. you don't stop, holding out until nothing was left, then slowing.

both of you take a few moments to pant, giving one another a couple pecks here and there. you think you're down, that you can get off some other way, but judging by the way he tightens his legs around your waist, you now doubt it.

"keep going. please?"

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[anna1306]

So... 1/13

Jealousy

Craig Cahn x Reader

Craig wasn't a stranger to jealousy. He was very confident man, don't get me wrong, but still he was jealous of few things here and there.

One of reasons he trained the whole team was that he wanted the girls to be the best. And who would teach them the best, if not their father? There were couple of candidates and girls were okay with them, but... Craig always found the reason to stay no matter what.

Before that there was Ashley. They hadn't had the healthiest relationship, not even by long shot, but they tried their best. And when they were together, Craig had something in him that always was against some weirdos near her. Or someone cool. Cooler than him. He was confident in himself, but still. Good thing their friendship was better.

But there was someone before girls. Before work, sports, Ashley, anyone and anything. There was you, his one and only bro, Y/N. Damn, you had a history together.

You were his bro. His roommate. His partner in every little and big crime he commited. You were always near him, in hangover, in sad times or in session times. There were happy times too, of course, but you were with him through thick and thin. Of course Craig fell in love. But... He couldn't be gay, could he?

He was dating girls. And while you were obviously gay, as you were very open about it, Craig wasn't. So it was... Strange, to say the least. He wasn't gay, yet here he was, crushing on a guy. On his best friend.

Of course he didn't say anything. You had Alex at the moment, and besides... You were bros! You can't say to your bro that you are in love with him. That's weird. But the silence didn't cancel the fact that Craig was jealous. He tried not to, but... Every time he saw you with Alex or just being flirted with by anyone else - his heart clenched and he yearned to be on their place.

When you parted ways and the years went by, Craig thought this crush would go away... And then you moved to cul-de-sac.

And from the moment you laughed at his first joke, Craig remembered, how deep in his crush was he. Shit, he was hopeless... Ashley joked on this theme too long time ago, noticing the "looks". But still, you weren't teenagers anymore. You were adults. Mature and serious, with children. And Craig was in love.

At first he tried to distract himself. With trainings, with work... He was doing what he could do the best - running away from the problem by drowning himself with chores and stuff. But you still found him time and time again, getting him out of his shell. And eventually you grew closer and closer up until the night in the forest.

He should have been happy. After all these long years and attempts in forgetting about his bro, he finally got to be with you. He could hug you, occasionally kiss and snuggle with you like old times at any moment, but... Craig was jealous.

Suddenly you became popular. You weren't ugly or nerdy at college, but still... You weren't THAT popular before. Never. And now it appeared that whole cul-de-sac was near you!

***

"Was that Hugo?" Craig stretched, jogging up to you, standing on his porch with cup of coffee. You were still sleepy, but smiled at him softly.

"Yep. Wanted to invite me to some... Wrestling match." You sipped on your coffee. Craig scoffed.

"You? Sorry, bro, but you aren't exactly wrestling material." He hugged you and kissed you before you could answer. You smelled like coffee and yesterday's nachos. So-so combination, but he had worse in his years and to him you were like home. You licked your lips, moving a bit away from him.

"Who told you we were talking about sports?" You made innocent face and looked in his eyes. Your act lasted just for a few seconds, but you broke it and laughed. "You should have seen your face, bro. Relax, I'm joking."

"Yeah... Right." Craig knew you were joking, but for a second he was panicking and darting between his thoughts. If not for the fact that he could be late for work, he even stayed with you and thought this over, but he was running late.

***

Next up was Joseph. He was pastor, Craig knew that, but... Did he really need to stay at your house with martini all the time? And even more than that...

"Craig, good to see you. Can you come over for a second?" Christiansen called out to him, when he was jogging near his house. There was no way out of this, so Craig sighed and ran to the pastor. "Please, return this to Y/N. He forgot his jacket when he was over at my place for the cookie baking. You.. seem a little stressed, are you fine?"

"Never been better." Craig managed to squeeze that out of him, jogging with your jacket right away. He was irrational. Joseph was married, he was very righteous, he wouldn't cheat on anyone and wouldn't interfere with your relationship... But why were you always at his house trying to bake?! He had a kitchen too!

***

Damien... Always so intelligent, so polite, so... Dark and alluring! Craig could have looked at him once or twice, but that was before you returned into his life.

"Wait, you are going where?" Craig turned to you with very puzzled expression. He heard it right... Right?

"Tea party. Damien and me meet once every two or three weeks and discuss... Books. Yeah, books." You came up to him and kissed him on cheek, blushing for some reason. "I'll be back for your awful healthy dinner and then we'll spend time together."

"My cooking isn't awful!"

"But it is healthy, that is the same, bro." You snickered and went out the door. Maybe Craig should have been more... Interesting? Elegant like Damien? Read more, be extravagant? He imagined himself in Victorian cloak and shivered. Nope... Wasn't for him.

***

Brian was friendly with everyone and Craig himself went with him fishing. He didn't even thought that something was wrong, but your bickering with him was entertaining to say the least.

"You have a good fish, but I got bigger one." Brian showed his trophy and Craig couldn't help but agree with him. He did get the bigger one.

"And I... I..." You looked around as if finding something to boast about and your gaze fell on Craig. Oh no. "And I have a boyfriend." You blurted out.

"That's so cool! Happy for both of you!" Brian laughed and for a second Craig was relaxed. Finally, he could just be calm and enjoy quiet fishing with his friend and boyfriend... "Have I told you, guys, about the woman I met the other day?.." Oh no (x2). But you looked so energetic, so happy right now, bickering with him. Maybe Craig should argue with you more? It got you fired up like nothing else, for sure.

***

"What's the smell?" Craig hugged you from behind and kissed the nape of your neck, making you shriek from surprise.

"Bro, you gonna give me the heart attack!" You smacked his shoulder. He only laughed and looked at the sweets on the table. "Mat gave his new menu to try. Said he's positive the girls will love it."

"Mat? Girls have the game soon, they can't have all of that." Craig furrowed his brows, knowing fully well that the twins would be ecstatic about these, but... You were so excited too. "And I thought you cooked it..."

"You kidding me? If I cooked that, the kitchen would be on fire!" You laughed and turned in his arms to kiss him quickly. "The girls can have a cheat night. And you should too. Other 80% of goodies I will deal with. Mat would be glad to hear my opinion."

Another thing for him to think about? Should he listen to you more? Craig watched you as you were munching on muffins and thought about every time he asked you on your thoughts. Maybe he did have to ask about your opinion... And cook sometimes something like that, and not just healthy food.

***

Alright, this was the last straw. Wake up in the middle of the night to the phone call from none other than Robert to hear your drunk voice in the background? No way Craig could let that slide. His imagination was throwing things in his head and he imagined you with Robert in not very friendly way.

Cahn nearly ran his way from the house to the Robert's place, thanking God that they all lived very closely. Small opened his door as soon as Craig stepped on his porch, as if he had been waiting for him. Robert scowled at serious Craig, but let him in.

"He got drunk before I even knew it." You were sprawled on the floor, mumbling something under your breath. "Came here, said he needed to unwind, I got my old stash."

"I thought you got sober." Craig came closer to you, kneeling and sighing in relief. He was stupid. You were drunk, but not... Cheating. Shit, he had to think better of you.

"I am. But whiskey didn't disappear on its own, you know. The shit is happening between you two?"

"Nothing. Why are you asking?" Craig looked up in confusion at annoyed Robert.

"He was blubbering about how strange and distant you became. Look, I'm not a fucking psychologist. I'm not gonna intervene in whatever the hell you have going between you two. But he's my friend. And you don't want to know what I do with the ones that hurt my friends." For a second his eyes became cold and almost angry, but Craig knew better than that. Robert wouldn't hurt anyone for that matter. Cahn sighed and helped you get up from the floor.

"I guess we'll both have to talk it out. Thanks." The man sighed and got you on the street. The walk was silent, you were drunkenly moving your legs, he was in his head. You stopped on Craig's porch and sat on it, not going to get up apparently.

"Let's go, we need to get you to sleep." Craig sighed and tried to raise you up again.

"You don't love me anymore?" Your quiet question made him freeze. You looked on the ground and didn't react even when he sat beside you.

"What?! Of course not, why are you asking?"

"You react strange. Always in your thoughts, or frowning. Even Briar asked if anything happened." Shit, if his daughter noticed something, he couldn't hide it. But still he couldn't say his stupid thoughts outloud. Craig sighed and tried to smile.

"It's nothing serious, I promise! It's just... You often go to others... And I work and everything, so it seems like there's a problem and we don't have it, just you are busy being friends with everyone and I am busy with work and..."

"Wow, wait... Bro, are you jealous?" You looked at Craig questioningly and now it was his turn to look at the grass.

"What?! No, I am not, I..." He chuckled and looked at you. All of his fun was gone. "Is it that obvious?"

"Dude, yes! Gosh, I thought I did something wrong and here you are thinking some bullshit!" You pushed him into his arm, but he didn't even move. "Why are you jealous? I literally didn't do or say anything. And others didn't too, did they?"

"It's not your fault, it's just... You spend so much time with them and I am glad that you have friends, believe me, I'm just... I am not enough, right? I don't go to the sports games and not so smart like Hugo and don't cook sweets like Mat. I am not that elegant and have shitty advices sometimes. I am just boring and not interesting. Sometimes I think I am not enough for you." Craig blurted all of it and lowered his head. He was too much in himself that now it all just flew out of his mouth. He stiffened, when he heard a rustle near him, but you only put a head on his shoulder.

"You're an idiot, bro, you know that?" You whispered. "If you were all of that, I would stay at my place all the time and not come over. You... Inspire me to be better, remind me that you have to work in order to get somewhere. Dude, you are more than sexy body that I like to hug and kiss. You are more than enough."

"You really mean that?" Craig looked at you hopefully. You smiled softly at him and smacked his leg.

"Ask that one more time and in the morning I'll throw up in your running shoes instead of toilet, bro." Cahn laughed and hugged you tightly. He sighed and closed his eyes. "Sorry I forgot how low your self-esteem can be. I promise, bro I will say that I cherish you more. No arguements on that."

"I'm fine with it. If you let me cherish you too, bro." Craig leaned in and kissed you slowly. Even if you smelled like whiskey and Robert's couch. Shit, all more reasons for him to just replace that scent with anything else...

"Dad?" Craig moved away from you and looked up to see sleepy Hazel in the doorframe looking at you both. "River woke up and is crying. Should we feed her or you..."

"Sorry, dear, I will go to her right now. Go back." He almost forgot about children in his feelings. The girl went back into the house, while you slowly stood up.

"So I guess you gonna kiss River and me goodnight." You giggled a bit drunkenly, walking into the house. You wondered where Craig was, but only for a second. He went right after you, grabbing your waist and almost biting you in the neck.

"I will not only kiss you for the night..."

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[malexmalereader]

Oo i see you have requests open for dream daddy 👀 and i see you like angst. May I request Headcanons about Craig (and Hugo and Robert if you want) with their male s/o (dadsona), who's maybe having an extremely hard time now that Amanda is away? Like he's always dealt with depression and very dark thoughts, but he'd always distract himself by working and taking care of Amanda. And now that she's not there he's working himself half to death or something? (Class got me messed up tbh). Thank you ☺️

A/N: I'm,,,,so sorry this took so long, hope it's alright

You were no stranger to depression. It was an issue deep engrained in your life since who-knows how long, and the dark thoughts had always taken a toll on you. 

But for the past 18 years you had the perfect, fulfilling and rewarding distraction: caring for your daughter Amanda.

 And now, after letting her go to college and just almost not crying while dropping her off at the airport, you weren't sure what to do with yourself.

The thoughts in your head were getting harder to ignore and so you did the one thing you knew: Distract yourself.

You drowned yourself in work. And if there was no work, you'd create it for yourself.

From voluntarily working overtime to fixing things in the house that didn't even need fixing - you drowned everything out and kept yourself busy. 

But maybe not in the most healthy way: maybe a little sleep deprived (because how were you supposed to sleep in a house this empty?), a little dehydrated and a bit frantic when you weren't doing anything, but it's not like it's too much too handle right?

Craig:

wrong.

Craig knows you. And he has known you for a WHILE

So when his bro, his dude, his buddy,

And boyfriend

Gets so distant after Amanda moves away

He's quick to notice that you're not doing well

He knows about your problems, and knows how you were in college

And he's not too fond of the distractions you've made for yourself

So you bet your ass that this guy encourages you to spend time with him

He'll take you to the park with the kids

Invites you over for dinner

Checks up on you and encourages you to reach out to him if you need something

Anything

Because if you need a distraction, he'll at least make sure it's a healthy one

Robert:

A little confused at first

You're not...reaching out to him? At all?

Isn't this supposed to be the...other way around?

Are you playing hard to get?

Are you mad at him?

Needless to say Robert overthinks the whole thing

Until one night when he passes your house and sees…

All lights still turned on? At 3 in the morning?

And he pulls himself together and rings the doorbell

And, to his surprise, you open the door!

But you look unusually disheveled

Even for 3am

And when Roberts asks if you're good

Your three am mind decides to spill your guts

Robert doesn't ask much more, but from then on he starts texting first

Asking to hang out and whatnot

Takes you to the lookout even in the afternoon and not only in the dead of night

And generally makes an effort to look after you

In more or less subtle ways

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[yanderefantasies]

so i am a piscine and a whore, :pensive: pick the ddadds of your choice and pray kind stranger lay upon me your headcanons for them discovering that their neighbor is, in fact, a merman

I- I mean same I’m a whore too but- damn okay.

I’m gonna go with Mat, Damien, Robert, and Craig for this! Thanksss❤️❤️❤️

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(Also I hope it’s okay that I used this gif for these hcs! If not, please message me so I can change it;;

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Yandere Ddadds dads hcs/reaction to finding out their darling is a merman:

☕️Mat Sella:

• Mat would be mostly worried if anything. He wants to make sure that you aren’t pushing yourself too much, finding out how long you can stay out of water for, etc. At the moment of finding out, he doesn’t care much for an explanation, his first instinct is to just help you and make sure you’re alright

• Of course, afterwards he’d be asking questions, definitely confused about the whole thing but fascinated overall, you’re still his darling anyways, it’s not like being a merman is gonna change his view on you. If anything, it’ll remind him just how beautiful you are!

🦇Damien Bloodmarch:

• Damien is scared. Legitimately scared for your safety. It’s gonna be a whole lotta “is that real?? Are you real?? What’s happening?” Probably an existential crisis or two as well. The usual. He’d switch up pretty fast though and just study you instead

• a pretty tail? Count him in. He’s already considered a vampire by everyone else, why not have another mythical being in his family? You being a merman is basically just a small bonus. Plus he’d have something to stare at all day as well.

🚬Robert Small:

• Definitely thought you were a cryptic at first. He even asked if you were. Which, technically you aren’t- but he didn’t accept that answer. Other than some initial shock, he’s much more on the observant side

He doesn’t bother you all too much(apart from a shitload of questions about your anatomy and how that shit works) and instead kinda lets you do your own thing. He also absolutely thinks your tail is beautiful, he’d never admit that out loud though.

🏅Craig Cahn:

• You’ve known eachother since collage and didn’t even think to tell him? That’s a low blow bro. He thinks it’s cool anyways though. Definitely more focused on how the hell you even exist

Asks you if he can show his kids, but decides against it since they might freak out. At first he basically acts like a child though, asking endless amounts of questions, poking and prodding at your tail, etc. he just thinks you’re even cooler now bro T~T

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A03: TheKingOfGoats

I will never write Real Person Fiction (real life actor x reader) only write his characters

I will only be doing male or gender netural reader x male character. I do not do female reader. Do not ask for anything Taylor swift related!!!

Here are the rules & masterlist also My SFW fics. Now my taglist

The characters I will be writing for are:

Pedro pascal characters

1: Din djarin / mando

2: Max Phillips

3: Maxwell lord

4: Oberyn Martell

5: Ezra

6: Shane "dio" Morrissey

7: Jack Daniels / Agent Whiskey

8: Javier Pena

9: Marcus pike

10: Marcus Moreno

11: Dave York

12: Zach Welllison

13: Frankie "catfish" morales (don't write for him anymore, sorry :/)

14: Eddie

15: Pero Tovar

16: Dieter Bravo

17: Joel Miller

18: Tim Rockford

Rdr2 male characters

1: Arthur Morgan

2: Sean Mcguire

3: Kieran Duffy

4: Hosea Matthew's (angst or fluff, no smut)

5: Charles Smith

6: Lenny Summers

7: Bill Williamson

8: Micah Bell

9: Javier Esculla

10: Josiah Trelawny

11: Leigh Grey

12: Albert Mason

Death stranding

1: Sam Porter Bridges

2: Heartman

Dream Daddy

1: Robert Small

2: Hugo Vega

3: Damien Bloodmarch

4: Brian Harding

5: Mat Stella

6: Craig Cahn

7: Joesph Christinsen

Moon Knight

1: Steven Grant

2: Marc Spector

3: Khonshu

Star wars

1: Poe Dameron

2: Cassian Andor

3: Cobb Vanth

The Boys

1: Homelander

When doing headcannons I will only be doing 4 characters.

Thank you for reading and enjoying my work!!!

@lucrezia-thoughts @thewayofthemandalorian @absurdthirst @f0rever15elf @tintinwrites

(Note for self, todo in tags)

#catfish #my writing #din djarin #the mandalorian #max phillips #maxwell lord #oberyn martell #ezra prospect #ezra #dio morrissey #jack daniels #agent whiskey #requests #pedro pascal characters #pedro pascal #javier pena #marcus pike #marcus moreno #dave york #zach wellison #frankie morales #frankie morales #to do

[yanderefantasies]

'M half baked here n wanna asked sum dream daddy hc of a fem obsetions? How and what are their personality?

Imma just say it now, I had to rewrite this 3 times so I’m not gonna lie, these might’ve turned out a little shitty. Sorry dude.

On the other hand, I’ll still be making the reader a male. Mostly because in game you play as a DAD that dates other DADS. Also, y’know, I wanna write mlm stuff too.

I have not written Damien any hcs on this since I already made them, so I’ll be skipping him in these. If you want to find his hcs just scroll down my blog a bit and you’ll find them.

Craig Cahn:

Craig holds the ‘best friend’ card over everyone. He uses the fact that he’s known you longer than everyone else against them. Craig knows you trust him, which is why he can hide his yandere tendencies better than everyone else.

He invites you to outings with him(though it’s more like a date in his eyes), he can gain your attention and affection easier, all because you put your trust in him the most. Craig will eventually start to initiate more intimate gestures, starting off with small things like having an arm around your shoulders, keeping a hand on your waist, to randomly holding your hand while you’re walking with him.

Mat Sella:

Mat is probably one of the dads that’s not good at hiding his intentions. His yandere tendencies are a bit more obvious than the other dads. But thankfully he knows when to appear more laidback, and chill. He’ll find a way to calm down his yandere side by sticking beside you whenever he can. Anytime you’re at a barbecue with the other dads, Mat will stay beside you the whole time.

If you ever go on your first date with him, he’ll try to learn as much about you as he can. The majority of the date will be making sure you’re having fun and everything, but also him asking subtle things to try and learn your interests.

Brian Harding:

Brian is a very hard yandere to pin. On one hand, he doesn’t show his yandere traits much, but on the other hand, in private, he’s a huuuge protective. Wich is odd since protectives are very obvious.

Besides that, Brian is the type to show off to get your attention. He wouldn’t start one-upping you, but rather the other dads instead. He’ll make them look bad, like they aren’t as good as he is for you. He won’t say it outright, but he wants to show off all of his accomplishments so he can show you how much of a good husband and second dad to Amanda he’ll be. He’s already such a great dad! And Brian likes to show that off to you.

Robert Small:

Robert is the most obvious out of all the dads. His protective and possessive traits are rather loud with him. Robert uses his intimidation against others, knowing what to do and say to get people to back off from you. He proposes himself almost as a guard for you. He wants to keep you protected, whether you really want him to do it or not.

Robert is also a very hands on type of guy. Rather than words, he’ll use action to get on your good side, and convince you to be with him instead. Not by threatening or hurting you(gods no, none of the dads would want to harm you.) but simply by working his way into your pants.

Hugo Vega:

Hugo is more of a manipulator, like Joseph. I mean, what do you expect? Hugo’s a teacher. Either way, Hugo would use sweet words to get on your side. And plant ideas into your head. He’ll convince you that everyone around you isn’t trustworthy, and that they’ll hurt you if he isn’t with you. You can’t trust anyone but him, he’ll say. Your friends will slowly start leaving you, people will begin to avoid you. All because of Hugo.

Soon, it’ll come to the point of you losing your trust in your family. The only person you could turn to is Hugo. And he’ll be waiting for you with open arms and a smile.

Joseph Christiansen:

Joseph uses his position and power over you. Like Hugo, he’s also the manipulative type of yandere. He’s a pastor for Christs sake! How could you not trust him? Not only that, but he also knows that he’s a good father on the outside.

He’s the type to use his kids to get on your good side. He’ll use them to convince you to be with Joseph, how you all will finally make the perfect family. With you as their second dad, and Amanda as their older sister! It’s perfect, really. Why would you even think to turn down Joseph? He’s got everything, and he can get you anything you wanted, it was perfect.

#yandere #yandere hcs #yandere male #yaoi #yandere blog #yandere prompts #yandere x reader #yandere dream daddy #yandere ddadds #ddadds #brian harding #craig cahn #mat sella #robert small #hugo vega #joseph christiansen #yandereverse #tw: yandere #male reader #general yandere hcs

[yanderefantasies]

Oooh shit,, can I first just get some basic thoughts on what type of yandere each daddy would be?? And maybe the personality of their ideal darling

Ngl, this goes against my rules and exceeds the character limit-

But for dream daddy-

I can forget that rule-

BUT I won’t say what their ideal darling is since I try to keep that in a neutral state, same as how I keep the reader gender neutral, I don’t wanna assume gender, as well as personalities, and the characters types. Mostly cause i don’t wanna disappoint someone Incase they aren’t the ideal type of their favorite character

You get what I mean?

But I’m more than happy to tell you what types of yandere’s the dads are!! So buckle up buttercup, this is gonna be a wild and confusing ride.

Also the reader will be gender neutral, since the dads are all basically either bisexual, pansexual, gay, etc. whatever. So they wouldn’t really care about gender.

Also since there’s so many dads I gotta write for(not that I’m complaining) the hcs are gonna be kinda short. Sorry!

Robert Small is, to me, the protective type of yandere. So, hear me out;

Robert wants to do anything he can to protect his darling, he believes that any other yandere that comes near you plans to take you away from him. And he can’t have that. No way is he letting someone else important to him leave again.

So instead, while he would usually take you out quite often, he’d try and make you stay at home. He can’t trust anyone, not at all. Especially with such a perfect darling as yourself...

To sum it up, he wants you all to himself. He becomes overprotective when you’re around others, almost to the point to where he’d threaten their lives. And he can’t stand it when you’re away from him

Damien Bloodmarch is quite the obsessive and delusional type

He wants what’s best for his darling, being in his arms being safe is all that matters to him. Your safety is what’s important

He can’t let any other yandere get to you! He can’t trust any other yandere’s, you could be snatched up by a sadistic for goodness sakes! Now, he can’t have that, not at all.

So, he’d stay home with you quite often. He’s constantly around you, clinging to you, observing everything about you. He’s always talking about what your future will be like together, how one day you’ll bear the last name ‘Bloodmarch’ , that makes him completely swoon

But in all honestly, he’s one of the more friendly/easy yandere’s out of all the dads.(other than Craig, Mat, and Brian.)He’d be the best to deal with.

Hugo Vega is the manipulative type.

For one, he uses his status as your superior over you. And often uses excuses to keep you with him

While yes, it pains him to manipulate you, he can’t find any other way to keep you with him. Sometimes he even uses ‘once my son goes off to collage, I’ll be all alone. I won’t have anyone to come home to, I won’t have anyone to spend time with and be happy.’

He uses that one a lot to guilt you into being with him.

He’s probably one of the more persuasive dads out of all of them

Although Hugo wouldn’t be prone to even kill someone, he would however ‘ask them kindly’ to stay away from his darling

Joseph Christiansen is the sadistic and lust-driven type of yandere.

He may ‘love you’, but he thinks you’re nothing more than a pet to him. He’ll use you for his own gain, at the beginning of your relationship, he’s quite the gentleman and acts very kind to you, however, as soon as you realize his true intentions and try to leave him, he basically snaps

You two could’ve been happy together. But apparently you just couldn’t handle it once you found out what kind of person he really was, and what kind of secrets he was hiding.

Now that really made him mad. Hence the reason why he’s such an asshole to you after that, and only treats you as a toy there-after.

He also often uses sex as punishment, anytime you get out of line, he knows just what to do to get you begging and crawling back to him.

Craig Cahn is the possessive, stalker, and obsessive type. I know, that’s a lot. Craig is probably the dad that has the highest chance of killing someone for his darling.

Craig can always be seen staring at you, he just can’t seem to ever keep his eyes off of you. And since you’re houses are right beside eachother(just pretend they are.)he can easily follow you home without it coming off as odd.

Plus the fact that his bedroom window is eerily close to yours, so he ends up taking up all his time at night watching you go through your daily and nightly routines.

He would have an entire collection of pictures of you, and things you’ve randomly ‘lost’, in his room.

Craig tends to get quite jealous when seeing you with any other person. As soon as anyone else has you smiling and laughing, even blushing, he’s already planning their death sentence.

Mat Sella(Stella?idk I don’t remember his last name. Sorry.) is the stalker type.

He’ll follow your every movement, completely entranced with every little thing you do. Mat ends up following you home more often than not. Sometimes even subconsciously

Mat observes everything you do for a reason though, so he can make life living with him more comfortable for you. As long as he knows your hobbies and interests, likes and dislikes, he’s sure to gain your attention, right?

He’s also unusually nice to you. Like; nicer to you than any other customers he’s ever had. But hey, you get free coffee/tea, who could ever turn that down?

Brian(I don’t remember his last name either, sorry.😕)is a manipulative type of yandere

He uses the ‘if you leave, then I don’t even think I could live with myself anymore. You don’t want to leave my poor daughter alone like that , do you?’ Trick.

Brian also uses his dog as a bonus if needed.

He’s quite the clingy yandere honestly, but he could never hurt a fly. He might come off as intimidating to some people but in reality he’s just so scared of you leaving him.

So if manipulation is what makes you stay with him, then he’s willing to use it. Even if it breaks his poor heart. It atleast wouldn’t hurt as bad if you ever left him. Not that would really break his heart.

I may or may not have made Craig’s hcs longer than everyone else’s... I also may or may not be playing favorites :|

Whoops.

Hope this was ok though. Sorry if there’s a few spelling mistakes

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[anna1306]

Masterlist

Hey, guys!

Since my writings started to gather up attention (which is wow, I didn’t expect it at all, THANK YOU ALL), I decided to create a masterlist, so it would be easier for you and me both to navigate through this

I will try to keep this as updated, as I can, but if anything - tell me c:

The Lost Boys (1987)

Poly!Lost Boys

New in town (GN)

In Santa-Carla appeared new person. They arrived with the Emersons and at first it seems that Lucy is taken, which pisses Max off. What the Boys and their sire don't know, that this is Lucy's sibling. And they know what is going on here, as they are too non-human

Masterlist

Dark interest (GN)

Four friends, who ended school last year, meet a person on the Boardwalk. They all are interested in them, each in their own way. But none of them, not David with his intuition, not Dwayne with the knowledge and guidance of the elders, not Marko from more or less good family, not even Paul with not-standard way if thinking could imagine this person to be a vampire. Who is more interested in them, they could ever imagine

Masterlist

Goblin Ruler s/o (crossover with Labyrinth) (GN) (Part 2)

Alone (GN)

Sweets (GN)

S/o with crutches (GN)

S/o who loves classical music (GN)

Short s/o with cute laughter (GN)

S/o with social anxiety (GN)

Cute, innocent S/o (female) (part 2)

Quiet dancing (GN)

Really short S/o (GN)

Reader, who turns into a demon (platonic) (female)

Ghost s/o (GN) (part 2)

S/o from Addams family (GN) (part 2) (part 3)

Opera s/o (GN)

Southern s/o (GN)

S/o on roller skates (female)

S/o with fear of darkness (GN)

S/o, who got kicked out of the house (GN)

S/o, who's into disco (GN)

Burlesque S/o (GN) (part 2)

Russian S/o (GN)

S/o, who changes styles often (female)

Tall and curvy S/o (female)

Reader, the other kind of vampire (GN) (part 2)

Reader, who plays violin (GN)

Australian Reader (GN)

Reader who protects them (GN)

Nose bleeds (GN)

Witch (GN)

Werewolf Reader with a dog (GN)

Reader falls asleep very fast (GN)

Reader with heterochromia (GN)

Nesting (GN)

Believe (GN)

Funny Reader (female)

Marks (+Michael) (female)

Clumsy S/o (GN)

Cutie s/o (GN)

Rockstar s/o (female)

S/o into knitting/crochet (female)

Movie night (GN)

Nice evening (female)

Very emotional s/o (GN)

S/o, who's shy at first (female)

Violent (female)

Wrong words (GN)

British s/o (GN)

Barista s/o (GN)

Ghoul s/o (GN)

Deception (Female)

S/o with a pet (Female)

S/o like Lil Mariko (GN)

Depressed s/o (GN)

Artifical vampire s/o (GN)

Distance (GN)

Deaf s/o (GN)

Separately

S/o, who needs cuddles (+Michael & Star) (GN)

S/o with piebaldism (GN)

S/o, who saves them with blood (GN)

First feeding of s/o (GN)

Sudden kiss (GN)

S/o turning (GN)

Birthdays (GN)

David

First sight (female)

Pent up feelings (GN)

Denial (Male)

Marko

Darkness (Female) (Part 2)

Thoughts (GN)

Little guy (GN) (Part 2)

Dwayne

Secret admirer (female) (part 2)

Doubts (female) (18+!)

Saviour (GN)

Paul

Doubts (GN)

Friends with benefits (GN)

Michael

Awakening (Male)

Non-pairing

The lost Boys meet their female versions (with s/o)

Out of despair (David x Michael)

Other fandoms

Deal (AHS; Michael Langdon; Male)

Sickness (AHS; Michael Langdon; Female)

Jealousy (DDADDS; Craig Cahn; Male)

Peace and quiet (AOS Star Trek; Mcspirk)

Don't leave me (Teen Wolf; Deucalion x Stiles)

Fiery pet (Descendants; Harry Hook; GN)

Chubby s/o (The Quarry; Nick Furcillo; Female)

#masterlist #tlb #the lost boys #thelostboys1987 #tlb1987