if you make a genderbend of a guy and remove everything that is appealing about the guy (weight, scars, wrinkles, age, etc) and opt to make her look like a model in her 20s smooth skin big breasts small waist huge thighs. well. ill rip your head off and use your skull as a goblet
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Bro why are people putting my shitpost takes on philza in peoples inboxes don’t be fucking rude if someone’s just vibing with their angst I may think it’s kinda silly to imagine actual angst with him forever but the people making that content are just vibing don’t be rude and use my words to bother them, good vibes only
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I am trying to annoy the shortbread so for now I am not sorry and will be doing it again
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The Sisyphean nature of hunger is killing me. I just ate a few hours ago, and my body is telling me we're hungry again? Girl, we have done jackshit and fuckall between now and our last meal. What are you doing that requires so much sustenance? Is there a way to get like... an energy receipt from my flesh vessel? What is taking all my damn energy?
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here's what ur gonna do. ur gonna get a plain tshirt from anywhere. from ur closet or ur dad or the thrift store or whatever. then ur gonna go to the dollar store or whatever equivalent u have in ur country. ur gonna get fabric paint and a sponge. ur gonna go home and take a cereal box or a cover of a magazine or something similar. ur gonna draw a design on it [or words. or print out a picture and trace it onto the cardstock) and cut out a stencil. then ur gonna use the sponge to dab the paint onto the shirt using the stencil. ur gonna do that thinly in 2-3 coats until it's opaque but not too stiff. then ur gonna let it dry for 24 hours. ur gonna cover that shirt with a thin towel and press an iron against the design for 30 seconds. then ur gonna wash it & wear it. got it?
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nobody understands this highly popular fictional character at all except for me and my carefully curated panel of mutuals
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You gotta be fucking kidding me, man, who is setting off fireworks. Why???
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Heroes & Villains The DC Animated Universe - Paper Cut-Out Portraits and Profiles
Inque
Not much is known of the origins of the shapeshifting mercenary and saboteur known as Inque. How she came to possess her metahuman abilities remains unknown. Her form is composed of a dark, ink-like substance that is entirely malleable. This allowed her to alter her shape at will, forms her limbs into sharpened weapons, slip easily through cracks and slide across surfaces at great speeds. Her one vulnerability appeared to be water, which caused her to become defuse and lose her ability to maintain structural integrity. Although water was not lethal for Inque and she has been able to re-manifest her form once dried.
Inque was hired by Derrick Powers during a time in which Wayne/Powers was competing with Foxteca over a highly lucrative governmental contract. Powers tasked Inque with sabotaging Foxteca facilities so to ensure his company landed the contract. Bruce Wayne investigated the matter and assigned Batman (Terry McGinnis) to stand guard over the additional Foxteca plants in the case that the saboteur were to strike again. This indeed occurred yet Batman was unprepared for an altercation with someone as formidable as Inque and she easily evaded capture in their initial altercation.
Learning that Batman was once more meddling in his affairs, Derrick Powers tasked Inque with assassinating him and any accomplice he might be working with. Sneaking into the Batmobile, Inque accompanied Batman back to the Batcave before attacking him. Transforming into a torrent of ink, she nearly succeeded in suffocating Batman but was stopped by Bruce Wayne (who used an old Gray Ghost costume to hide his identity). Bruce ultimately utilized Mr. Freeze’s freeze gun to incapacitate Inque whereupon she was delivered to the authorities. Without the services of his saboteur, Powers lost out on the contract to Foxteca.
Inque would return on subsequent occasions to battle Batman. Some time thereafter, the mutagenic substance that bestowed Inque her abilities began to break down making it difficult to maintain a physical form. She turned to her estranged daughter, Deanna Clay, for aid. She had Deanna steal a mutagenic compound from Gotham Genetics that could stabilize her condition. Deanna went through with this, but cut the compound with a solvent as part of a plan to kill her mother and pilfer her savings. Inque discovered her daughter’s betrayal too late. Starting to dissolve, she attacked Deanna yet Batman arrived in time to save her. Together they watched Inque seemingly melt into nothingness.
Actress Shannon Kenny provided the voice for the villain with Inque first appearing in the third episode of the first season of Batman Beyond, ‘Black Out.’
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the thing is there's like, a point of oversaturation for everything, and it's why so many things get dropped after a few minutes. and we act like millennials or gen z kids "have short attention spans" but... that's not quite it. it's more like - we did like it. you just ruined it.
capitalism sees product A having moderate success, and then everything has to come out with their "own version" of product A (which is often exactly the same). and they dump extreme amounts of money and environmental waste into each horrible simulacrum they trot out each season.
now it's not just tiktokkers making videos; it's that instagram and even fucking tumblr both think you want live feeds and video-first programming. and it helps them, because videos are easier to sneak native ads into. the books coming out all have to have 78 buzzwords in them for SEO, or otherwise they don't get published. they are making a live-action remake of moana. i haven't googled it, but there's probably another marvel or starwars something coming out, no matter when you're reading this post.
and we are like "hi, this clone of project A completely misses the point of the original. it is soulless and colorless and miserable." and the company nods and says "yes totally. here is a different clone, but special." and we look at clone 2 and we say "nope, this one is still flat and bad, y'all" and they're like "no, totally, we hear you," and then they make another clone but this time it's, like, a joyless prequel. and by the time they've successfully rolled out "clone 89", the market is incredibly oversaturated, and the consumer is blamed because the company isn't turning a profit.
and like - take even something digital like the tumblr "live streaming" function i just mentioned. that has to take up server space and some amount of carbon footprint; just so this brokenass blue hellsite can roll out a feature that literally none of its userbase actually wants. the thing that's the kicker here: even something that doesn't have a physical production plant still impacts the environment.
and it all just feels like it's rolling out of control because like, you watch companies pour hundreds of thousands of dollars into a remake of a remake of something nobody wants anymore and you're like, not able to afford eggs anymore. and you tell the company that really what you want is a good story about survival and they say "okay so you mean a YA white protagonist has some kind of 'spicy' love triangle" and you're like - hey man i think you're misunderstanding the point of storytelling but they've already printed 76 versions of "city of blood and magic" and "queen of diamond rule" and spent literally millions of dollars on the movie "Candy Crush Killer: Coming to Eat You".
it's like being stuck in a room with a clown that keeps telling the same joke over and over but it's worse every time. and that would be fine but he keeps fucking charging you 6.99. and you keep being like "no, i know it made me laugh the first time, but that's because it was different and new" and the clown is just aggressively sitting there saying "well! plenty of people like my jokes! the reason you're bored of this is because maybe there's something wrong with you!"
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