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connor-likes-dogs · 9 months

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Y/N: God, give me patience.

Dabi: I think you mean 'give me strength', doll.

Y/N: If God gave me strength, you'd be dead.

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messenger-of-stupidity · 2 years

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More Quotes as conversations between my brother and I

Well would you look at that? I'm back on the crack again. Anyways, how yall doin? Also I would like to appreciate that this is the 69th post on the blog. Thank you very much for indulging in my stupid antics. Also to the person I know in real life? Fuck you Y/n: *crying* Kirishima: Oh no! What's wrong? Y/n: My burrito was too bussin and it broke the fork. Kirishima: ... why are you eating a burrito with a fork? -------- Dabi: No! Because it's not soggy like my social life! Y/n: You can't just ignore the fact you called yourself the toast APEX predator by calling the toast not soggy. IT IS SOGGY! -------- Denki: Want to avoid heartbreak? Marry a reeses puff! Street Smarts! Bakugo: What about when it molds dumbass? Denki: Extra fiber. -------- Hawks: I've decided that I'm going to trademark every phrase you enjoy saying so I can have an entire lawsuit built up against you. Dabi: That's a whole new level of petty. Dabi's Yn: Also I don't think you can trademark a song that's already trademarked. I'm a bad bitch. Fuck capitalism. -------- Yn: Me and my salad are twins. Hawks: You're eating your salad though. Yn: Yes. I'm waiting to be vored. -------- Yn: YO! Can you not kill anyone for like, five minutes? I'm trying to get to school. You can start killing each other when I get to class. Preferably with my mic on. -------- Okay that's it for now. And that's all from this morning. Yw.

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connor-likes-dogs · 1 year

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Twice: Are you in love with Dabi?

Y/N: No...

Twice: So why you draw "D" in hearts on the walls?

Y/N: It stands for desperation.

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connor-likes-dogs · 9 months

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Y/N: Why would you think any of this was a good idea?

Dabi: Probably because I'm a dangerous sociopath with a long history of violence.

Y/N: ...

Dabi: I don't know how you keep forgetting this.

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connor-likes-dogs · 7 months

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Dabi: I am an expert at identifying birds.

Y/N: Okay, what about this one flying over there?

Dabi: Yeah, it is a bird.

Y/N: ...

Y/N: You know that it's Hawks?

Y/N: And it looks like he doesn't see this big, glass skyscra–

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connor-likes-dogs · 1 year

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Y/N: My hands are cold.

Dabi, holding Y/N's hands: Are you fucking happy now?

Y/N: …

Y/N: For some reason, my lips are getting cold too.

Dabi: Fuck…

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connor-likes-dogs · 9 months

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Y/N: Dabi, stop! This isn't you, you've gone mad with power!

Dabi: Well of course I have.

Dabi: Have you ever tried going mad without power?

Dabi: It's boring.

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connor-likes-dogs · 1 year

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Dabi: Okay. I get it. You've had a really hard time lately, you're stressed out, seven people died-

Y/N: Twelve, actually.

Dabi: Not the point. Look, they're dead now and really whose fault is that?

Y/N: Yours!

Dabi: That's right: no one's.

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connor-likes-dogs · 1 year

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Dabi: When are we gonna fuck?

Y/N: What?

Dabi: Oh sorry autocorrect. When are we gonna hang out?

Y/N: First of all that two words isn't even close to each other. And second of all, this is a verbal conversation...

Dabi: That isn't an answer to my question tho–

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connor-likes-dogs · 11 months

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Y/N: Wow, Dabi, you want to hold my hand before marriage? How awfully lewd of you.

Dabi: We literally slept together yesterday, doll.

Y/N: That's NOTHING compared to the lewdness of holding hands.

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connor-likes-dogs · 1 year

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Dabi: I prevented a murder today.

Y/N: Really? How’d you do that?

Dabi: Self control.

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connor-likes-dogs · 1 year

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Dabi: Hey, you wanna bang?

Y/N: …

Dabi: I meant hang.

Y/N: …

Dabi: Actually, no, I didn’t.

Y/N: …

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connor-likes-dogs · 1 year

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Y/N: Can you keep a secret?

Dabi: Do you know anything about my life?

Y/N: No I don't. Good point.

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connor-likes-dogs · 1 year

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Y/N: The best revenge, really, is being nice!

Dabi, in the distance: Or murder.

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connor-likes-dogs · 1 year

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Dabi: What the fuck is wrong with you?!

Y/N: Wow, you could start with a 'good morning'.

Dabi: Good morning. What the fuck is wrong with you?!

Y/N: Everything.

Dabi: …

Dabi: Wanna talk about this?

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connor-likes-dogs · 2 years

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Spinner: "Join to LoV," they said.

Shigaraki: WHY THE FUCKING BAR IS ON FIRE?!

Twice: Dabi and Y/N were making out and–

Y/N, blushing af: WE WERE NOT!

Dabi: We were. You literally said "Kiss me, daddy".

Y/N, blushing even harder: I SAID "DABI" NOT "DADDY". STOP WITH YOUR DADDY ISSUES!

Dabi: WELL, YOU SHOULD STOP WITH YOUR WEIRD CHOKE KINK!

Twice: And then a few bottles of alcohol fell down–

Y/N: YOU DIDN'T COMPLAIN YESTERDAY, WHEN–

Toga, all covered in blood: I have a first aid kit!

Spinner: "It'll be fun," they said.

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