The true lesbian experience is doing 2am tinder matching only to realize u have no interest in anyone and then proceed to read like 5 AO3 fanfic to fulfill the void 💀💀💀
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Another summer wishing for a hot goofy guy to hang out with and enjoy some sweaty sex 🫠
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Talking to a guy and he said he'd like to be a writer. I'm all excited because me too right? Maybe we have something in common! So I ask him, "what would you write?" And he goes "oh just some more philosophy papers, what about you?"
*me looking at the gay cartoon hedgehog spiciness I'm currently working on*
Ummm. Idk. Normal things. Toootallly normal human things. Heh. 😬
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I downloaded a dating app about two weeks ago, I know I know, what a loser I am… I got no messages no surprise there and since there seems to be no pint for it, I deleted it today. It’s useless and I won’t find a guy who likes me for me right. Right?…
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when marina said “oh god i’m gonna die alone” i felt that
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When one of the post-break-up advice is to go on dating apps and your ace and aro-spec ass just goes: Do you KNOW the amatonormativity that's rampant on those apps?
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I'll update y'all if I end up getting an unsolicited dick pic 😐😐😐
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Soooo pretty sure I scared a guy away on tinder after talking for a while when I made a joke about my trauma and he asked what kind and I said oh ya know ~sexual trauma ~
Update: after not responding he unmatched. Why bother???
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Romance?
The romance you're looking for does not happen through fiber cables...
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If you say your looking for something casual/hookups and people you match with will be like oh I’m looking for something more then that. Then you say your looking for a relationship and people be like I’m not ready or idk what I want yet. 🤦♀️🤦♀️ you can’t win with this shit.
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pray for me i might be going on my first date ever next week im literally terrified
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Every time I consider (re)joining a dating site, I’m reminded of a friend’s “welcome” mat:
“Hell is other people.”
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