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dogstomp · 8 months
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Dogstomp #2921 - December 30th
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dmwrites · 1 year
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Fwip, as part of his daily exercise and mental health regimen, power-walked from Gobland all the way to Tumble Town to annoy Jimmy. With his deputy badge in hand, and a grin on his face, it was hard to be blue. Tormenting/flirting/joking with Jimmy was the highlight of his days, and now that the empires members were all settled once more from their excursion to Hermitcraft, Fwip decided it was high time to continue the tradition.
Jimmy had said something in chat about the jail, so that’s where Fwip headed. He’d just crossed the railroad and was headed for the stairs of the jail, whistling a little tune, when Jimmy came striding out, looking right at him. This was very typical, as Fwip had, as said before, kind of made this torment a habit. However, Jimmy had a triumphant sneer on his face as he approached the goblin, which was an unusual sight.
“Fwip. Come to give me back my badge, as it is mine to give and take as I please?” Jimmy asked.
“No. Lol.” Fwip replied, tossing and catching the badge.
“That’s fine.” Jimmy said, crossing his arms and giving Fwip a rather cocky head waggle.
“What’s got you so merry?” Fwip asked. “Did Andy finally play with you?”
“Very funny. Not!” Jimmy scowled. “Boy, I ought to- no, no, I’m not falling for your nonsense today, Fwip. I actually have someone I’d like you to meet. He just got in, why don’t you come inside?” Jimmy walked back up the stairs and through the door of the jail. Fwip followed, wondering if Jimmy had gotten another cat or something.
“Fwip, meet my new deputy.”
Fwip’s mouth fell open as the figure that had been sitting behind the deputy desk stood. The being was huge with muscle and fat. He had many battle scars from the little skin Fwip could see, and had his cowboy hat slung low over his eyes, looking the goblin up and down. He was some kind of pig or boar, with the intelligence eyes of man.
“Yooo, what’s good.” The pig spoke in a low, yet oddly chill voice.
“Fwip, meet Tec- I mean, Deputy Sherman Thompson.” Jimmy was grinning from ear to ear. “Do you remember the ex-deputy I was telling you about?” Jimmy asked the pig.
“Hm. Yea.” The pig replied, and very casually picked up a huge crossbow that had been leaning against the wall. “I could take him out now, if you want. It would be super funny.”
“No, no, not yet.” Jimmy said, putting a hand on the crossbow, and taking it back off very quickly when Deputy Sherman Thompson gave him a look. “I just wanted Fwip here to meet you.”
The deputy shrugged, and just kind of looked at Fwip. It was very unnerving, to say the least.
“You- no!” Fwip squeaked out. “There’s no way this dude is even qualified to be a deputy!”
“Deputy Thompson, could you please delight us with a quick backstory?” Jimmy asked the pig.
“Uhh, yeah, sure. I used to be a sheriff, back in a town that’s long past dust now. Kept up with the criminals, locked up the famous Crops, although he wasn’t all that bad. Killed some bad guys when it called for it. Did some other stuff. Now I’m here, out of retirement, because Mr. Gaming here is an old friend. Heard he needed a new deputy, and Phil said it would be good for me to make some new friends.”
“Very impressive resume, as you can see and hear. What have you done with your life, Fwip, besides stealing and being annoying?” Jimmy sneered at Fwip.
“Mr. Gaming, I hate to say it, but that insult was so weak it couldn’t have blown over a napkin.” The deputy replied. “It’s okay though. Im sure you’ve got other stuff going for you.”
“Anyway.” Jimmy continued. “Fwip, I’d get out of my Tumble Town real fast if I were you. Or, you could always leave when you respawn from being slain. Your choice.”
“I- you- I’ll be back!” Fwip said, tripping over his own feet to escape. “You can’t get rid of me that easily!” He ran, wondering how on earth he was supposed to compete with the new deputy.
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card-of-the-day · 1 year
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Today's Card Is: Blood Moon
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tyforthevnm · 1 year
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IG story from meredeathmetal
[December 30, 2022]
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According to IGN España, La Piel Del Tambor will arrive on Prime Video Spain on December 30, 2022.
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1morteveryday · 1 year
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364/365 👣
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jacaranda-bloom · 1 year
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is your username from the song christmas where the gum trees grow?
Oh, anon! I love this, thank you. My username isn't specifically from this song, but it is a similar reference.
In Australia, the Jacaranda trees start to bloom from late Oct to early Nov. Back in 2018, when I was starting to write fic, I was driving through Grafton on the east coast of Australia where they hold the Jacaranda Festival each year. It's so vibrant and beautiful and definitely worth a look if you're ever down this way.
Growing up, Jacaranda trees had always been a part of my life - we even had one in our backyard and many of the neighbours had them too. They were both a thing of beauty and a curse though because while the purple flowers are stunning, when they fall off the trees and blanket the ground, they're incredibly slippery and the tiny little leaves are a nightmare. We had a swimming pool and my dad would always curse them as they'd clog up the filtration system lol.
Given the time of year that the trees bloom, they would also signify that Christmas was just around the corner, as the song references, so they will always herald in the holidays.
So yeah, it seemed like as good as any username to choose!
Thanks for this little trip down memory lane, anon!
CHRISTMAS WHERE THE GUM TREES GROW
Christmas where the gum trees grow
There is no frost and there is no snow
Christmas in Australia's hot
Cold and frosty is what it's not
When the bloom of the Jacaranda tree is here
Christmas time is near
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music-asylum · 1 year
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December 30, 2022
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lucy-hale-fashion · 1 year
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What: See by Chloé Mallory Suede Ankle Boots - $285.00 Where: Out & About in LA - December 30, 2022
Worn with: Wilfred Free jacket, ‘47 hat and  Louis Vuitton bag
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It's time to stop counting the days, the moments he's missed. There isn't any coming back from the indifference. Just take the keys and change the locks. And drive, to somewhere promises still matter. To somewhere where he'll never be.
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mermaidinthecity · 11 months
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fordfairchild: Happy birthday to my trailblazing big (little) sister queen of everything @brookeedenmusic!! The room lights up when you walk in. Love you!
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sisa98225 · 1 year
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“If you direct your heart rightly, you will stretch out your hands toward him. . . . And you will have confidence, because there is hope; . . .” — Job 11: 13, 18a
Grant to us, Lord, we beseech thee, the spirit to think and do those things as are right, that we, who cannot exist without thee, may by thee be enabled to live according to thy will; through Jesus Christ our Lord, who liveth and reigneth with thee and the Holy Spirit, one God, for ever and ever. Amen. (Source: The Book of Common Prayer, p. 180).
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burningeverybody · 1 year
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New Years and Nothing I keep thinking that maybe When the clock strikes twelve Everything will fix itself It will be warm and sunny And the snow will fall as rain again Like it’s supposed to Inside I know nothing changes There’s still the same ice That lines the streets Like always
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tyforthevnm · 1 year
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from benjamr
[December 30, 2022]
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0nlinejournal · 1 year
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12/30/2022 9:44pm
I am finally back and chillin'. I had work at my barista job today. Closed with someone new. I don't know if I've mentioned my new job on here yet, but I'm a barista now on top of my production assistant job. I only have one shift a week currently, but I can pick up shifts, and today was one of those picked up shifts. I usually close with a long time friend, but today I closed with someone else. It went better than most of my other closes, honestly. I feel like we worked well together, and he started preclosing pretty early so we got out at a good time. It was also strangely busy, so I made 24 dollars an hour. And that's only it being moderately busy. It's fucking wild how much money they make at that store. With my usual shifts, I still make around 20 an hour, and that's with it being dead most nights. I mean like nobody in the shop for the last two hours dead. It's crazy.
I forgot tomorrow is New Years Eve, and the shop is having a little bowling party at three. I'm going to go, but I also scheduled a hair appointment for three. I forgot about the party. I feel awful because I really want to go. I'm hoping I can just show up a bit late and they'll still be there? Our manager paid for the whole thing, and he's such a nice guy and I know not a lot of people are going. Hopefully it'll just work out, maybe I'll go to my hair appointment early and see if she has the time to take me early. If not, no big deeeaaaallllll.
I've been feeling real weird recently. That feeling where I don't really feel real. I feel like I'm looking through a lens, or a screen. Like I'm watching myself move around and do little tasks. POV life simulator. Roleplaying a normal gal doing normal things. Another feeling I know is a sign of my declining mental state, but also another feeling that I kind of enjoy because it feels so funky. Like woOaaAhhh! WhAt aM i GOinG tO Do nExT?!
I don't know. I simultaneously understand I need help, and should definitely start looking for it, but also I'm not at the worst part yet and I kind of like not caring about anything important for a second. I'm always so stressed and anxious and tired, but I think I broke my brain again and now I'm just doing whatever, still trying to set myself up to be financial stable, but ultimately doing whatever is going to make me happy in the moment. Although, I know that if I have to do something I really don't want to do, it'll probably send me into the depths. So sensitive!
My writing sucks. These entries are so boring and I'm bummed about it. I just don't have the brain juice to make anything sound nice when I finally have the time to sit down and write. Is that just life? Being to tired to use your brain? That's why people do such mind numbing activities, right? Watching tv, playing repetitive video games? Speaking of video games... I'm off to play ESO!
10:02pm
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deity-prompts · 1 year
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Creak
Slipping on something wet
Over-eager
“Please don’t give me another book.”
Scripted
“Injured again?”
Catching a cold
Bunny
Shade matching
Synchronising
“I could go on forever.” “Then do.”
“The one thing I asked for was a dress.”
Behind the scenes
Violet
“That’s it? That’s how it ends?”
Two-faced neighbours
Hoop
Blatant
Physical touch
Showered
“I know the way like the back of my hand, okay? Trust me.”
Voyeurism
Poster child
Kleptomania
Fashion show
“It’s subliminal messaging. They’re in your head.”
Mascara tears
“What are you not telling me?”
Stumbling at the finish line
Stomach ache
Blunder
Also see:
2021 December writing challenge
Writing challenge masterlist
Prompts masterlist
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