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angelic-vinyls · 3 years

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(Not) Coldblooded CEO >> ROSÉ

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Park Chaeyoung, CEO of the very first Korean American entertainment company, INCLSV ENT. And you, the poor aspiring journalist assigned to interview her. Talking to someone so intimidating and stone cold had been the last thing you wanted to do, but your boss assured you that this was the best way to get your name noticed online, so reluctantly, you agreed.

On the day of the interview, you dressed to the 9's, applying your makeup slowly and carefully and spraying on perfume before grabbing your laptop and heading to your car. You stopped by to get a coffee on the way, hoping it would settle your nerves. While you were waiting in line you noticed the lady ordering in the line next to you had on a pan suit with 'INCLSV ENTERTAINMENT' threaded neatly onto the breast pocket. The woman was stuttering over her words, eyes darting from the note in her hands and the unamused cashier. Her order was very specific and you assumed she must have been the assistant to one of the higher-ups of the company, perhaps even Ms. Park?

After you ordered your coffee you noticed the woman standing right beside you. Jumping slightly, you take a breath and smile towards her. Before you could say anything she immediately blurted out, "U-um excuse me Miss, but are you by chance interviewing the CEO of inclusive entertainment today?" You were surprised by her question but nonetheless nodded your head. She sighed, almost as if she were relieved by your answer before speaking again, "I'm Ms. Park's new assistant and she hasn't exactly warmed up to me yet. I know this sounds weird but is there anyway you could stay in the room with me while I deliver her coffee? Maybe if you're in there she won't be as rude?" You felt bad for the woman and since you were going to the same place anyway, you agreed. She smiled brightly, "Okay just, follow the company car to the office, it's the only black Tesla in the parking lot you can't miss it. Thanks so much!"

You sighed as the woman walked away, grabbing your coffee and heading to your car. On the way to the building your mind went crazy with the possibilities of what would happen in Ms. Park's office. Was she going to scream at you if you came in? What if she fired her poor assistant and refused to do the interview, calling your boss and leaving both you and her assistant jobless in just minutes?

After telling the security guard your name you were allowed into the parking garage. You managed to park only a few spaces away from the black Tesla that the assistant had ridden in. As you walked over there you immediately saw the woman looking around for you, "Oh! There you are! Come with me Ms. Park is expecting her coffee in exactly 4 minutes and 28 seconds." Again being interrupted by her, the assistant grabbed your wrist and dragged you out of the parking garage to the front of the building.

As soon as you stepped foot in the building you were amazed by how nice it was. The woman at the front desk pulled you out of your thoughts with a polite but rushed, "How may I help you?" You told her your name and she immediately told you where Ms. Park's office was located and that you could go in at any time. You thanked her and Ms. Park's assistant immediately dragged you to the elevator.

On the way up, her assistant rambled on and on about how scared she was of Ms. Park and that she was so thankful you had been willing to deliver the coffee with her. You ignored her as you searched on her suit jacket for a name tag, once you found it, you smiled, "Oh it's no problem Rebecca." She looked at you confused and then looked down at your name tag, "Oh! No that's my name, my name's Kathy I just haven't gotten my name tag yet, Rebecca sneezed too loud so Ms. Park fired her, I was just hired yesterday." You were about to respond but the elevator dinged, indicating the elevator had reached the floor where the office was. Kathy closed her eyes and took a deep breath before walking out of the elevator.

After a short walk, a grand double door was visible. As you walked closer you saw the golden plaque on the top middle of the door, in black lettering it read, 'CEO Park Chaeyoung.' Seeing her name sent a sort of thrill through your body and you turned to see Kathy at your side hesitating to knock.

As her fist finally made contact with the door, you heard a clear voice shout, "Come in." from the other side. Kathy opened the door and stepped in, you trailing in behind her. Ms. Park seemed to ignore you as she focused on the coffee in her assistant's hand. "Finally," she spoke, "it took you a while." Kathy gulped nervously, "M-my apologies Ms. Park, the line was long and I wanted your order to be perfect." As Ms. Park stood from her desk you took the chance to fully absorb her. Her tall, thin figure was framed by long blonde hair and she was dressed head to toe in an expensive suit, a Rolex on her wrist and two Cartier rings on her hand. She looked so hot that you could almost feel your cheeks turning red as you imagined the things she could do to you on that desk. Your thoughts were interrupted as you heard Ms. Park scream, "This is wrong!" You immediately looked to the scene to see Ms. Park shouting at Kathy. "I told you several times I wanted three and a half pumps of vanilla creamer! This is not math class why did you round it to a four?! I oughta fire you right now but I already ordered for fucking name tag! If I would've known you'd be this damn incompetent I would've just gotten a fucking postmate! Now go wait in the staff room while I decide what to do about this situation." Kathy quickly muttered a, "Yes Ms. Park, I'm sorry Ms. Park." before quickly leaving the office.

Taking a seat in the chair, you immediately pulled your laptop out and began to ask questions. The interview went relatively smoothly, Ms. Park even seemed friendly. As you stood to leave you began to say your thank you's while the blonde just smiled at you. She reached across the table and grabbed your hand, making you sit back down. "Don't go yet Y/N. I have a few questions I'd like to ask you." You raised your eyebrows but nonetheless gave the woman your full attention, "O-okay, sounds great." She smirked once again, pulling out her cellphone, "Number one. What's your number?" You laughed at her obvious attempt at flirting. "Aren't you all business inquiries only, Ms. CEO?" She chuckled along with you, sliding her phone across the desk for you to type your number in. "Not once you get to know me. I'm only harsh to my employees because I want the best for them and this company. If they react poorly after I shout at them I fire them because they wouldn't be happy here. I'm not cold blooded." Your heart melted at her words and you smiled softly at her, "Well I'd love for you to show me how kind you are. How about you pick me up at 8?" A smile was present, "Sounds like a plan."

#blackpink reactions #blackpink imagines #blackpink x reader #rosé x reader #gxglesbianlgbt #gxg imagine

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theetangerine · 3 years

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What it’s real like being a Dyslexic

Today's post shall be about Dyslexia from "Dyslexia the Gift". Well I didn't know that I was blessed with such an omnipotent power. Thank you Dyslexia the Gift for Awakening my abilities. Anyways this post is just my rebuttal to this list as an Anthropomorphic Tangerine with severe dyslexia. Here we go: General:

1. Appears bright, highly intelligent, and articulate but unable to read, write, or spell at grade level.

Ahhhhh.......... so I am all those big words that I can't spell or pronounce.

BTW who ever came up with the word Dyslexia is a troll cause you knew damn well I can't spell that.

2. Labelled lazy, dumb, careless, immature, “not trying hard enough,” or “behavior problem.”

Hey I am not lazy just because Suzie spends her the night figuring out Algebra questions and I on the other hand will look at her formula, "Copy and Paste" for myself and even then at the end of the day I stilled will have learned it. Einstein did say there are different types of genius.

3.Isn’t “behind enough” or “bad enough” to be helped in the school setting.

Let's just pretend it didn't take me 3 times to read this inorder to understand it. Anywhose.

The school suggested to my parents to take me to get tested. Although I think it was because they wanted justify their discrimination against me.

4. High in IQ, yet may not test well academically; tests well orally, but not written.

Lies. I failed in both.

5.Feels dumb; has poor self-esteem; hides or covers up weaknesses with ingenious compensatory strategies; easily frustrated and emotional about school reading or testing.

*clear throat* In best Beyonce voice "I'm survivor................"

6.Talented in art, drama, music, sports, mechanics, story-telling, sales, business, designing, building, or engineering.

Ohh.......come on I suppose to be talented in these fields why didn't Dyslexia tell me this.

7.Seems to “Zone out” or daydream often; gets lost easily or loses track of time.

They were in the Zone like in Soul

woahh..... that was a bar.

8.Difficulty sustaining attention; seems “hyper” or “daydreamer.”

As I type this I peer out through the window wondering if clouds really are made of precipitation or that is what the Illuminati wants you to think.

9. Learns best through hands-on experience, demonstrations, experimentation, observation, and visual aids.

Crash Course history is my religion.

Vision, Reading, and Spelling:

10.Complains of dizziness, headaches or stomach aches while reading.

Starts going in the 4th dimension if I pick up a book.

11.Confused by letters, numbers, words, sequences, or verbal explanations.

Algebra is not for dyslexics. You mix letters and numbers together. Mathematicians were not thinking of dyslexics when Algebra was created.

12. Reading or writing shows repetitions, additions, transpositions, omissions, substitutions, and reversals in letters, numbers and/or words.

Yes Yes . Truly feal for all of of my teacher who read my essays.

13.Complains of feeling or seeing non-existent movement while reading, writing, or copying.

I am Percy Jackson so I am a god.

14.Seems to have difficulty with vision, yet eye exams don’t reveal a problem.

I actually had glasses.

15.Extremely keen sighted and observant, or lacks depth perception and peripheral vision.

Yet another sentence I can't understand. Hold up let me go and look up “depth perception” so I can understand this sentence, real quick.........................This is true.

16.Reads and rereads with little comprehension.

Reading number fifteen (15) proves this.

17.Spells phonetically and inconsistently.

Hooked on Phonics told me otherwise.

Hearing and Speech:

18.Has extended hearing; hears things not said or apparent to others; easily distracted by sounds.

Being an only child while being home alone this ability doesn't have any benefits.

19.Difficulty putting thoughts into words; speaks in halting phrases; leaves sentences incomplete; stutters under stress; mispronounces long words, or transposes phrases, words, and syllables when speaking.

I feel called out.

Writing and Motor Skills:

20.Trouble with writing or copying; pencil grip is unusual; handwriting varies or is illegible.

I may have changed my writing style multiple times. Some legible, some not.

21.Clumsy, uncoordinated, poor at ball or team sports; difficulties with fine and/or gross motor skills and tasks; prone to motion-sickness.

But if I am supposed to be talented at sports in the afro-mention point why can't I catch a ball.

Dyslexia being confused since 1877.

22.Can be ambidextrous, and often confuses left/right, over/under.

Yip...A 20 something that doesn't know their left from their right.

Math and Time Management:

23.Has difficulty telling time, managing time, learning sequenced information or tasks, or being on time.

Well if I can't tell time I can't manage my time thus I don't have enough time to do tasks so that is why I am never on time.

24.Computing math shows dependence on finger counting and other tricks; knows answers, but can’t do it on paper.

Only if Math exam were oral I would have accolades in Math.

25.Can count, but has difficulty counting objects and dealing with money.

Y'all I have nightmares about being a cashier.

26.Can do arithmetic, but fails word problems; cannot grasp algebra or higher math.

As I said before Algebra not, for dyslexics.

Memory and Cognition:

27:Excellent long-term memory for experiences, locations, and faces.

I wish could forget about that time I fell down in front the entire school. And yes this is not an exaggeration. The ENTIRE school saw this.

28.Poor memory for sequences, facts and information that has not been experienced.

Subjects dyslexics shouldn't do:

Science: too many big words you can't spell.

History or Literature: reading is detrimental to your health.

Math: A-L-G-E-B-R-A

29.Thinks primarily with images and feeling, not sounds or words (little internal dialogue).

Sad truth I wear my heart on my sleeves. It's fricking annoying cause I want to be mad in peace without anyone knowing Goddamn it .

Behavior, Health, Development, and Personality:

30.Extremely disorderly or compulsively orderly.

I am Death the Kid.

(If you don't get that reference you are uncultured)

31.Can be class clown, trouble-maker, or too quiet.

Like I was disliked in school for being too quiet. You would think that it was students oh no no no Patricia it was teachers.

Sorry Mrs. Emily for not giving you grey hairs, so you have the opportunity to go home to your loving husband to complain about how much you hate your job and kids. While you thinking about your affair with the young nextdoor neighbour, who you would end up marrying only to then leave them for a hot 20 yea.............................Ummmm that got a bit personal there lets continue shall we

32.Had unusually early or late developmental stages (talking, crawling, walking, tying shoes).

It took a while to learn how to tie my laces.

33.Prone to ear infections; sensitive to foods, additives, and chemical products.

So wait not only did Dyslexia inhibit my ability to read, comprehend and to tell my right from my left to function normally in society but it caused my ear infections too. That is it I'm done

Moving to Siberia.

34.Can be an extra deep or light sleeper; bedwetting beyond appropriate age.

I was a very well trained tangerine.

35.Unusually high or low tolerance for pain.

Everytime I stub my pinky toes it feels like an aeroplane wheel rolled over it.

36.Strong sense of justice; emotionally sensitive; strives for perfection.

Facts!

37.Mistakes and symptoms increase dramatically with confusion, time pressure, emotional stress, or poor health.

2 second Rant

Examiners don't think of dyslexic people, even with extra time. The sheer amount of times it takes just to understand the question then to answer with the best possible Grammar is straight cruelty.

You automatically want me to fail and not finish don't you.

You Demon.

Mini sidestory:

While writing this I asked my significant other to spell "Exaggerate", dude looked at me and told me to sound it out. Past me knew he was going to say this and I did sound it out before he asked me to sound it out. I told him that I did and that I don't know what letter comes after "Ex", he was like babe sound it out..................................

Tangerine internal thoughts: (Exsqueeze me) Every time try that a ""H" is coming up in my head. I thought this through ya know.

In conclusion I sound it out to my phone.

To anyone who don't understand Dyslexia fully I do suggest researching.

My commentary is completely subjective but if you relate that is good :)

That's all my Fruits until next time

- TheeTangerine

Proof read by TheeApple<3

https://www.dyslexia.com/about-dyslexia/signs-of-dyslexia/test-for-dyslexia-37-signs/

#funny memes #dyslexic #dyslexia #long reads #long post #relatable #funny content #funny

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doctorharley-md · 4 years

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So I’ve been thinking a lot recently about how old Harley is and I’m going to bore you with the details right now

The age of Harley Quinn is a somewhat debated topic, since neither her actual birthday nor her actual age have been specifically mentioned in comics. She’s also frequently depicted as somewhat childish, both mentally and physically (a conversation for another time, maybe). Largely, I consider her birthday to be September 11, but that’s just the day she first appeared as a character (in Batman: The Animated Series). In cases where her birthday has been celebrated in comics, the date isn’t stated. But whatever, she’s a lady, and nobody needs to know how old she is. Aside from her family, and Batman, I don’t think anybody does know how old she really is. But I have been known to do math from time to time.

The Beginning

Harleen Frances Quinzel was born at zero years old. Lol jk I’m actually gonna start with her graduating from high school. In general, Americans graduate from high school at 18. She was a good student, and an even better gymnast, and she got a scholarship for that to go to college. Most people graduate college at 22. But I think there’s an argument to be made for her graduating college a year early. Harleen was an exceptionally driven student with a poor home life. She needed her scholarship to be able to go to college (thanks dad!) and at that point in her life, she was motivated mainly by two things – she wanted to be out of her home situation, and she wanted to be able to understand why her family was so messed up. This made her not only education-oriented, but career-oriented, and suggests a compelling reason that she may have pushed herself to graduate a year early (particularly once she was in college where students choose their course loads). That’s all to say, I believe Harley was 21-22 years old when she graduated college.

The PhD Problem

Sometimes when Harley mentions her post-graduate education, she says she has a PhD, and sometimes she says she went to medical school, which would give her an MD. Regardless of the degree she says she has or studied for, she always describes herself as a psychiatrist. Psychiatrists need to have an MD to practice, since they are medical doctors who treat mental health issues. It’s easy to think that this means there’s some inconsistency in either what degree people attribute to her, or what degree she claims to have. But I don’t think so. I think that directly after she graduated college, Harley went to an MD/PhD program. Teaching hospitals have MD programs, but a lot of them also have PhD programs that focus on translational science, and an option which combines the two, called an MD/PhD. They’re fucking grueling degrees, and I don’t envy anybody who’s doing that, but Harleen Quinzel would have graduated college in the perfect position to get an MD/PhD. She had no money, and her goal was to become a psychiatrist. She did undergraduate research which would have given her the experience required to impress a PhD program, she was on the gymnastics team which shows dedication, and she is incredibly smart so she would have had a great GPA and MCAT scores. MD/PhDs are also often paid a stipend during their schooling equivalent to what a PhD student makes in the same program (this is a salary which is enough to cover living costs), which makes this a great way to get two degrees while supporting herself. MD/PhD programs take six or seven years. The first two years are medical school, the second two or three years are spent doing the PhD thesis, and the final two years are the last two years of medical school. It makes complete sense that this is what Harley would do since it’s time and cost effective, and she’s both driven and intelligent enough to do it. (Also you don’t graduate with an MD/PhD, you graduate with an MD and a PhD. So if your medical license were to say…be revoked…you would still have a PhD, motherfucker.) When Harley graduated from graduate school, I believe she was 27 or 28 years old.

Residency and Arkham

A residency is a requirement after graduating from an MD program. That takes two years, and you don’t get to choose where you do it, aside from being able to request to do a residency in a specific place. So this could go one of two ways – either Harley got accepted to do her residency at Arkham, or she did her residency and then started her job as a full-fledged psychiatrist at Arkham. I think the second option is more likely, considering Arkham’s institutional profile. So I think she was 29 or 30 when she began working as a doctor at Arkham Asylum. I’m consolidating this to a round 30 years old. It’s pretty clear from the comics about her origin that by the time she began working at Arkham, she was already very interested in the Joker (the path that led her to a Joker fascination is a story for a different time). It’s also well-established that shortly after she started her job at Arkham, she got herself assigned to work with the Joker. At that point in her life, she already wasn’t entirely mentally or emotionally stable because she’d thrown herself into her work to avoid dealing with her own mental health issues. For the Joker, that plus her already-present obsession with him made her an easy target. By the time Harley helped break him out of Arkham, she very much thought that saving him was the only way to prove herself. I think Harley was 31 or 32 when she really became Harley Quinn. For the sake of giving my girl the benefit of the doubt, I’m gonna go with 32.

Relationship with the Joker

Obviously, over the course of her existence as a comic book character, Harley has been with Joker for a long time. But the more I think about the actual timelines of those comics or cartoons, the more I become convinced that it was only a few years. Their relationship started rapidly – it was hot and heavy and a total whirlwind because of the lives they led. I think it was less the time, and more the quantity of the crimes they did together and her devotion to him which established them as Gotham’s criminal power couple very quickly. In Gotham, bad things happen in such rapid succession that it bleeds time of real meaning. It would be easy to have the Joker freshly out of Arkham, suddenly with a very in love girl tagging along and making herself just as much of a threat as him, and then to think that that just made sense, and so it must always have been or would always be that way. But their relationship could never last, for a whole laundry list of reasons which probably everybody knows. So I believe that by the time Harley and the Joker break up, she’s around 35. She’s also in fantastic shape, and jumped into a pool of acid that fundamentally changed some aspects of her physicality, and is extremely mentally nimble but also insane and acts like a child a lot of the time. Which is why it’s really just a number – and it’s not one that any other character is likely to know unless they can get the information out of Harley or Batman. But she’d just as soon lie as anything else, and he knows better than to comment on a lady’s age.

#(out of my mind) ooc #this is like dumb long #you dont have to read it its just some thoughts #i'm gonna hate this in like 2 seconds lmao #(i don't wanna know about th' real me)

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thedetectivessay · 4 years

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New Detective on the Block

a.k.a new series regular wishlist

Sadly, it seems like we're really not going to have Detective Ahn come back. With Seunggi not being part of the regular cast either, we're left with just six members.

Six isn't bad given that Kwangsoo won't leave us again. 2 Days 1 Night, for one, functions well with six.

Still, seven is just the special number. It just seems more complete, stronger. Plus, Cho PD and Myuk PD really did wonders with seven cast members when they were in charge of Running Man.

So, below is a list of South Korean stars who I think might do well as the new member and one of K's detectives.

Song Jihyo

age: 37 [August 15, 1981]

variety experience: 12 YEARS

• Family Outing, 2008 (guest)

• Running Man, 2010-present (regular cast member)

• Pajama Friends, 2018-2019 (regular cast member)

why she would make for a good cast member:

• Two of the PDs are familiar with her since they've worked together during their Running Man days. (Also: she seems to be good friends with Myuk PD's family!) It'd be an easy transition for them.

• Jaesuk and Kwangsoo had worked with her for years, and she can bring their dynamics into the show.

• Both Sehun and Sejeong have worked with her before as well. She might be a good mentor for the two of them! I think she would take Sejeong under her wings wholeheartedly, and she would be a good noona to Sehun. She will take good care of them should she join the cast.

• This is a bit selfish, but I really am curious how she and Jongmin will interact. I think that's a legendary brOTP just waiting to happen.

• Because of her experience, not only can she roll with the punches of this new format, she can also be counted on to bring more of the variety flavor that can truly enrich the show.

• Jihyo apparently graduated with an accounting major, which means she might be able to help with the math puzzles!

potential downside:

× The team might become too OP (overpowered). Jihyo's instincts are impeccable; it's very rare that she won't win a game. Add that to the speed, wit, intelligence, and sharp observation skills of the other members, we're looking at a very formidable team of detectives (albeit clumsy and goofy still).

× It's possible that she would overshadow Minyoung a bit - a bit - for a couple of reasons.

Cha Taehyun

age: 44 [March 25, 1976]

variety experience: 21 YEARS (!!)

• Family Camp, 1998 (host)

• Happy Saturday, 1998 (host)

• Campus Song Festival, 2002-2003 (host)

• MNet KM Music Festival, 2000-2001, 2003 (host)

• 2 Days 1 Night, 2012-2019 (regular cast member)

• Dragon Club, 2017 (regular cast member)

• Radio Star, 2018-2019 (host)

• Where on Earth?, 2018 (regular cast member)

• Seoul Bumpkin, ???

why he would make for a good cast member:

• I mean, look at the man's experience in the field of variety shows.

• He and Jongmin are good friends. They've worked with each other for years also in 2 Days 1 Night. They've established a good relationship, which might be nice to see continue again in the show.

• Jaesuk has met him before when he visited RM. The only thing is that they're both the leader position of their shows (Jaesuk for Running Man, Taehyun for 2 Days 1 Night), but it's not likely that they'll clash. Taehyun works well with other people, and he's not one to hog the spotlight.

It actually might be very interesting to see him and Jaesuk work with each other.

• He's friends with Kwangsoo in real life, too.

• Like all of the people in this list, he's an actor. It's the position that Jaewook is leaving behind. Our seven is made up for three variety veterans (JS, JM, and KS), two actors (JW and MY), and two singer-actors (SH and SJ).

Taehyun can fill in the open spot nicely.

potential downside:

× Though he seems to have been forgiven by many, the "gambling" scandal still follows him a bit. I've got a feeling that it won't be such a big deal for the western audience (and maybe even for some of the eastern audience), but you know. At the end of the day, South Korean viewers seem to be more important to k-variety showrunners than the rest of us are.

I really, REALLY want Taehyun to be considered as Jaewook's replacement, but if the SK people say something about it, chances are he'll get passes over.

Joo Sangwook

age: 41 [July 18, 1978]

variety experience: ~2 YEARS

• Qualifications of Men, 2012-2013 (regular cast member)

• Running Man, 2012, 2013/14? (guest)

• Infinite Challenge, 2015 (guest)

• The Fishermen and the Village, 2019, 2020 (guest)

why he would make for a good cast member:

• Though Sangwook is a phenomenal actor, he doesn't seem to be the kind to shy away from doing variety shows. When he's on one, he does the job with passion. He also doesn't neglect having a good time.

• Have you heard him laugh? It's fantastic. It makes you laugh, too. It can be his signature should he become a Project D detective.

• He has a goofy side to him that I think would be fun to see again.

potential downside:

× He might be too bright a star for the show. While he could be fun, he could overshadow everyone else in the team.

× He might not gel well with others. He works pretty okay with Jaesuk and Kwangsoo, but with the rest... It might get very awkward.

× Very busy man.

Park Boyoung

age: 30 [February 12, 1990]

variety experience: 13 YEARS

** there are so many guest appearances throughout the years in both TV and radio, so let's just consider some relevant ones **

• Law of the Jungle, 2013 (cast member)

• 2 Days 1 Night, 2015 (guest)

• Running Man, 2012, '14, '16, '17, '18(?) (guest)

why she would make for a good cast member:

• First off, yes - she's currently on a hiatus right now because she needs rest due to the surgery she had. BUT, Season 4, should we have one, won't really be in the works 'til, what, maybe late 2021? She'll have plenty of time to recover.

• Boyoung is so bubbly! And she's so energetic. She puts her heart into the things she does. I know that we kind of risk having two Sejeongs in the team, but look - Sejeong is absolutely fun, okay? It'd be nice if she can have someone who can share her same enthusiasm for the games and the cases.

• She's worked with Jaesuk, Jongmin, and Kwangsoo before, so it won't be super awkward.

• Okay, full disclosure: I also kind of want her in the team because she's one of Kwangsoo's best friends in real life. Their dynamic would be absolutely fun to watch because they're not very shy about teasing each other.

• Like Kwangsoo, she seems to be one of Netflix's favorites also. It'd be nice if she'd be in their original variety show, too.

potential downside:

× Nothing, really. She seems so sweet, and her fans seem like they're (mostly) understanding and supportive of her endeavors.

Maybe the only thing to watch out for are the opinionated internet trolls who always feel like they should have a say on what these people do with their lives and their careers 🙄

Lee Yuri

age: 40 [January 28, 1980]

variety experience: ~8 YEARS

• Food Essay, 2012 (host)

• Bright Solutionists, 2013 (host)

• Quiz to Change the World, 2014-2015 (host)

• Single Wife, 2017-2018 (cast member)

• Stars' Top Recipe at Fun-staurant, 2020 (cast member)

why she would make for a good cast member:

• Don't let Yuri's pretty face, pretty hair, and pretty clothes fool you. She's not one of your typical South Korean actresses who's very conscious of how she looks even in the sometimes downright dirty and unglamorous arena of k-variety shows. As she's proven through a guest star gig in Running Man, if she needs to wade and jump through the mud to play the game, she will.

To her, what's important is getting the job done and winning the game. Looking good comes second to victory.

• Speaking of, she's pretty competitive. I think she and Sehun can really amp the team up and get them going faster during the different cases. Plus, she might be great to have around when they're going against the Genius Detective Team ('cause let's be honest: errbody know they'll be coming back).

potential downside:

× I can't get a proper gauge on how she would feel with a project like this. The potential con might be that we're not sure she'd stay on as a regular cast member.

• • •

These are the ones on the list for now. Will edit more later if I find more.

For the meantime, do you have specific SK actors you think would be perfect in the team?

#hopeful season 4 casting #Ahn Jae Wook #Yoo Jae Suk #Kim Jong Min #Lee Kwang Soo #Park Min Young #Oh Sehun #Kim Sejeong #Busted Netflix #Song Ji Hyo #Cha Tae Hyun #Joo Sang Wook #Park Bo Young #Lee Yoo Ri

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twstedgrils · 4 years

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Oc Master Post

Alright! I finally have all my ocs designed and written down! This is the official debut post for this oc blog! It’s really long (gotta go through 10 ocs lmao) so I’ll put a read more so it’s easier to scroll past. If your interested, please read and even ask me questions! I really want to interact with this fandom since everyone seems so nice and funny!

And yes, I did put grils instead of girls on purpose...I’m funny I swear

So I first want to say that my ocs are in an au, one which has NRC have female students (but still in low numbers) and an 8th dorm based on Captain Hook (making Ramshackle the 9th). Also Crowley is a tiny bit nicer to our mc in this au, mostly cause he’s basically her weird dad lol

There’s another addition to this au, but that’ll be addressed in my MC insert’s bio.

I’ll also list additional info that the text in the refs don’t address, including body types because I wanted my ocs to be diverse in that aspect.

Another thing, shipping. Oh great seven, shipping will be a free for all for me. I really like shipping. So any ship and every ship will be possible (as long as it’s not with Cheka or Ortho, cause no. Human Grim is fine, but he has to be in human form). With that in mind this blog will be very self-indulgent when it comes to shipping and such.

I’ll come back to this to edit when I develop these girls more.

So first off we’ll start with my MC!self-insert!

I didn’t know what outfit to put her in, since Ramshackle doesn’t have a dorm uniform, so I just put her in her pjs (which were provided by Crowley).

Birthday: Feb 4 (my b-day lolol)

Best Subject: Math

Worst Subject: PE (for valid medical reasons)

Hobby: Drawing

Homeland: Not of TW

Body Type: Average

Charlotte (or Charlie as people call her) is usually quiet, especially when she first arrives in TW. But the more she’s comfortable around the people, the more she reveals her inner sass. She doesn’t want to admit it, but she’s as much as a dumbass as the ADeuce duo.

She’s also has albinism, but she used to constantly dye her hair into a more strawberry blonde so she wouldn’t get picked on by other kids. This condition also leads to her having to take many breaks during PE so she won’t burn.

She may like cats, but Grim really tests her fondness for them. But once it’s found out he can take a human form (and becomes more chill due to the amount of energy it takes to maintain said form) the two actually become the best of friends, which shocks the first year gang.

Design Inspiration: White Rabbit and March Hare

Birthday: Feb 29

Best Subject: History

Unique Magic: Golden Doorknob (Summons a golden doorknob on any surface, making it a door to anywhere the user thinks of. Example, placing the knob on Ramshackle's walls and walks into NRC's Cafeteria via the door)

Worst Subject: Chemistry

Hobby: Track

Homeland: Afterglow

Body Type: Pear shape

Whitney is what you expect from a rabbit, timid, nervous, shy, anxiety filled, and easily intimidated. At first. If you manage it anger her, suddenly you’ll be hit by both a Scottish war cry and a rabbit kick. When she’s angry, she’s a rage filled bunny who throws the most foul of curses. Her switches are rivaled to Deuce’s bad boy switch. And just like the boy, when she calms down she get’s very flustered.

She doesn’t talk to many people, as she hates attention. But after some she does become acquainted with the boys, almost on the line of friendship with each.

Design Inspiration: Shere Kahn and Tigger

Birthday: Set 28

Unique Magic: Fun! Fun! Fun! (turns any part of their body into a bouncy spring. Often the tail is used)

Best Subject: PE

Worst Subject: Chemistry

Hobby: Basket Weaving and making jewelry

Homeland: Land of Pyroxene

Body Type: Apple shape (broad shoulders)

Kaya is seen as a tough no bs girl, many females admire how she can go woman-to-man with the Savanaclaw males. But actually she’s nothing but a goofball that loves to tend to baby animals and make cute things. She has a talent for making beautiful woven baskets and earrings. She helps Ruggie a lot whenever she sees him overun by errands.

She does have a tendency to nap anywhere and everywhere like Leona and Silver, but she apologizes sheepishly when woken up. Because of her napping habit, she tends to stay up late into the night.

Design Inspiration: None

Birthday: May 24

Unique Magic: Second Chance (let’s the user go back to a certain point to try again. Only activated when close to death)

Best Subject: Chemistry

Worst Subject: History

Hobby: Singing and baking

Homeland: Coral Sea

Body Type: Petite

Wendy is a very small moon jellyfish mermaid. She was home-schooled by her mother under the sea, while her father ran a business on land. She visited land often to see her father, fascinated by all neon lights shining in the city.

She’s very quiet, like she’s actually a selective mute. She doesn’t tend to hangout with people because she fears most don’t like her because of her selective muteness. Oddly enough though, she’s always seen with Floyd, to the bafflement of everyone. She finds the eels mannerisms amusing.

She loves to sing, but doesn’t want anyone but her secret singing buddy (Daria) to listen to her. Her voice is very high pitched, but soft that it’s almost hard to hear. She also loves baking, often seen helping Jade and Floyd with preparing the sugary foods and drinks Monstro Lounge offers.

Design Inspiration: Iago and Jasmine’s red outfit

Birthday: Aug 5

Unique Magic: Dancer’s Delight (charms anyone who sees her dancing, perfect for distraction)

Best Subject: None

Worst Subject: None

Hobby: Dancing

Homeland: Land of Hot Sands

Body Type: Hourglass

Layla is like that one person who teases everyone and sees most as her friend. She uses both her height and pretty features to get a rise and fluster anyone. Her main victim is Jamil, much to his displeasure. She gets along great with Kalim, fueling his antics of carpet riding and shenanigans. But she does help Jamil in taking care of Kalim, often seeing the snake whisperer overworked.

She’s usually seen hanging out with Kaya and Whitney (with the rabbit being flustered by both of the taller females). She’s drawn to most in the Savanaclaw dorm, as she has the urge to pet their ears. She and Kaya are in the same class, so the two always buddy together, helping each other if needed.

Back home she comes from a line of exotic dancers, always entertaining other for money. With this in mind, she practices her dancing everyday. She hopes she can live up to the expectations her family has put on her. She’s not wealthy, but she’s not poor, so she doesn’t get too surpised over Kalim’s wealth. But she still does, especially when Kalim once offered to get her a tiger cub (she refused though).

Design Inspiration: Myself and Medusa (Hercules tv show)

Birthday: Mar 27

Unique Magic: Snake Eyes (paralyzes anyone with her stare if activated, even herself if she looks in the mirror)

Best Subject: History

Worst Subject: Math

Hobby: Painting and singing

Homeland: Isle of Lamentation

Body Type: Chubby

Daria is another quiet and reserved girl, she’s not shy per say but she prefers people to approach her than the other way. She doesn’t particularly like that she was sorted into Pomefiore, cause all she wants to do is paint and sing. This leads her to grow close to Epel and anger Vil. She purposefully doesn’t do anything to her appearance, only brushing her hair as she hates tangles.

She tends to stay in a secret area with Wendy, singing with the fellow quiet girl. If not that then she’s doing artwork in her dorm room, ignoring anyone who dares to pull her away from her work. Often times this leads to both her and Vil having a glaring contest cause she didn’t sleep (”Too busy painting” she says.) or forgot to do her morning skincare routine.

Design Inspiration: Phosphora (Kid Icarus) and Electra (backstory)

Birthday: Jul 16

Unique Magic: Sparks Fly (allows the user to transfer any electricity from any device around her into her prosthetics)

Best Subject: Math

Worst Subject: None

Hobby: Modifying her prosthetic limbs

Homeland: Rose Kingdom

Body Type: Top heavy

Elina is the mom friend, always giving others affection and helping them when she can. Because of her affectionate self, she treats Ortho like her little brother. You’ll often see her playing with the boy, or in her room working on her prosthetics (with Idia helping). She loves making her limbs look non-human, but she has more human structure legs for school (as to not weird out her classmates too much). She’s made them since young, always improving and modernizing her limbs.

Because of a tragic accident, she has prosthetics for both legs and her left arm. And has trauma over car races or cars going over the speed limit. She never mentions her family around others, but it shows how much she cares for them. The same could be said for her friends.

Design Inspiration: Chernabog

Birthday: Jun 6

Unique Magic: ???

Best Subject: History

Worst Subject: Chem

Hobby: Making Clothes

Homeland: Valley of Thorns

Body Type: Shortstack

Maria is basically the opposite of Lilia, while he looks young but acts maturely she looks mature but acts like a complete child. Most believe she’s staff before she has to explain that she’s a student. She’s not a brat (thank sevens) but she is very naive and innocent. This causes for her dorm mates to become somewhat protective if someone makes a pass on her (she never notices cause she thinks they’re just being nice).

She has a talent with designing clothes, no one can explain why. Many have approached her to pay for her designs, but she refuses. She says she much prefers to just make and gift her designs to anyone. When she’s working, it’s the most mature you’ll see her. Everyone she’s interacted with has at least one thing she’s made, whether they wanted it or not.

Design Inspiration: Hook and Scarlet (the female animatronic from the pirate ride)

Birthday: Dec 25

Unique Magic: The Sea’s Rage (a passive ability that allows the user to access inhuman strength, allowing her to lift even Jack or Malleus)

Best Subject: None

Worst Subject: All

Hobby: Pick-pocketing

Homeland: The Savage Seas

Body Type: Flat (Looks average thanks to her corset)

Jessie is the dorm leader of Bonäuber, a dorm based upon The Captain of the Seas, who is held almost as high regards as the Great Seven. She’s a very childish and extremely cocky girl. She always praises herself for being the best out of everyone, when in actuality she’s not the brightest. The only thing she is good at she is shooting a gun, loving a good hunt. She also has a child fascination for board games, so she often plays (and loses) with Azul and Idia.

Most don’t like her because she has a bad habit of stealing from anyone and everyone. This is because of her hard childhood, having to steal to survive with no family. The Savage Seas, and the isles among it, were tough on those with no wealth. It wasn’t until a kind pirate gifted saved her from a beating and gifted her a gold coin, her first coin. She now wears the coin on her neck and vows to become a pirate as great as The Captain, using her loot to make others who were in her shoes to have a good life. Because of her ambitions, she always goes for the rich when looting, Kalim being her main target. But because of how nice and generous he is, she gets flustered and runs away without a single coin. (It’s really cute ngl)

As a dorm leader she’s overly not strict, the most she can be is over how clean the dormitory is. Uniform isn’t strict as well, only forcing those in the dorm to wear the striped shirt, vest, belt, bandanna, and boots. Bottoms can be anything, and the corsets were optional. Most dorm members were interestingly mostly females, which confused many.

Their dorm building is a functioning pirate ship, usually docked on a deserted island. Occasionally the dorm will go on an adventure, since most are those who love the sea and can’t stay in one place.

Design Inspiration: Smee and Tick Tock Croc (and maybe Louis from the princess and the frog)

Birthday: Oct 3

Unique Magic: When I’m Human (let’s the user take a human form with little drawback, like Kalim’s Oasis Maker. This slowly wears off if the user is over emotional, most commonly anger.)

Best Subjects: All

Worst Subjects: None

Hobby: Making tea and treats for Jessie

Homeland: The Savage Seas

Body Type: Hourglass (looks more exaggerated thanks to her corset)

Sammy (what Jessie calls her) is the vice dorm leader of Bonauber, she’s very mysterious and weird to most in the school. She’s always by the shorter girl’s side, and always takes care of her. She is a big enabler, sharing her ambitions with the leader. She’s very humble about her intelligence and abilities, often only giving praise to Jessie. She’s almost like a mother for the leader.

She’s secretly a crocodile that saved (and traumatized) Jessie when they were younger. As she saw the little girl run from an adult, causing the reptile to attack the adult. She didn’t know why, but at the time a sudden feeling of protecting for the girl took over. Ever since then the reptile was drawn towards the girl, almost obsessive. It wasn’t until she developed her unique magic that she stuck with the girl from childhood. Jessie never realized, as Sam is very keen on keeping the object of her affections(?) in the dark. If anyone threatens the two, Sam will open her eyes and glare with her slit pupils as scales appear faintly.

And that’s all of them! After posting this I’ll start working on two things.

1: cards, I want to draw cards for them as if they are canon characters. I’ll work on the school uniform cards first!

2: Grim’s human design, this one will be easier as he’ll just be a sketch.

Again, feel free to ask any questions! I’ll answer with in character sketches! (with more elaborating in artist’s text) I’ll try my best to answer as many of them as I can! You can also dm me if you wish to just talk about twst with me!

#twisted wonderland #twst #twst oc #twst self insert #twst ocs #twisted wonderland oc #twisted wonderland self insert

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jess-rewatches-prodigalson · 4 years

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Episode 2: Annihilator

Here we go again. My thoughts with approximate time stamps for episode 2.

SPOILERS AHEAD

0:45 - I really wonder how he sanitizes that mouthguard. I mean he spits it onto the floor a lot. Also - being able to watch Tom Payne workout is a gift.

1:15 - I feel you my dude. Rip up that affirmation. Some of them are more triggering than helpful. Also - he takes so many pills. :(

1:46 - Why didn’t Gil ever have kids of his own??!? He’s SOOO good with them and this world needs more GOOD parents.

2:25 - Poor Malcolm. Between his nightmares and his overbearing (but well-meaning) mother - he never gets a break. He somehow manages to look both exasperated and resigned in this scene.

2:55 - The way Malcolm’s eyes light up at the mention of a murder is mildly concerning.

3:04 - What was Malcolm writing here?!? Why was his note pad out?

3:30 - Shaky hand. :(

3:50 - Bro you totally just sold yourself out. Mom definitely knows you’ve been seeing your dad now.

5:08 - “Sometimes it’s just a tragedy to be endured.” I’ll be honest. This line resonates with me. Chills.

5:30 - “City boy.” First of all - love the nickname. It’s adorable. Secondly, I want the whole history of that nickname. Seriously - when did it start and why?

6:00 - Gil’s relationship with Malcolm is truly a thing of wonder. He somehow manages to be kind, professional, and lighthearted with Malcolm while simultaneously exuding an air of concern. Plus there’s usually this look in Gil’s eyes when Malcolm tells Gil he’s fine. It’s a look that says “I can smell your lies kid but I’ll grill you about them later.”

6:15 - “Oh HELL no.” JT makes me smile almost every time he’s on screen. Also - Malcolm’s smile in this scene is hella manic. It’s very concerning.

7:35 - This interaction between Malcolm and Edrisa is very uncomfortable. The awkwardness of their early interactions is why I can never ship Maldrisa. It feels too much like a teenage girl crushing on her high school math teacher. It’s borderline creepy.

8:47 - Seriously? If he was too close to the body a minute ago he’s definitely too close right now. Also - the wires sewn into that man’s mouth are horrifying.

9:40 - Dude. Why are you picking up an unknown phone call in the middle of a work meeting?!? If it’s not a family member (who knows you’re at work) do not pick up. If it’s important they’ll leave a message.

9:47 - Better question is “How did you get my number?”.

10:00 - The best part of this scene is how Gil looks at Malcolm while Malcolm is on the phone. The concern there is palpable.

10:07 - *sigh* that hand shake. Martin makes him so upset.

10:20 - Martin always makes everything about him. It’s infuriating. Fathers shouldn’t do that. Especially when they’re talking to their children.

11:15 - That. Is. So. Screwed Up.

11:50 - That’s not reassuring Malcolm. “They’re very poisonous.”

12:15 - This is why I have a hard time getting behind the “Malcolm is also a killer/he helped his Dad kill people” theories that some fans have. Look at how he treats Edrisa. Watch how concerned he looks. His eyes. You can’t fake that level of sincerity.

13:50 - JT has really nice arms. Like dang. Those are fine.

14:28 - I’m sorry but last episode you flipped at the FBI board because your Dad is a sociopath not a psychopath....now he is a psychopath? Furthermore, you will never refer to him as a sociopath again (as of April 7/2020) so why was he a sociopath in the pilot!?!?

14:40 - Malcolm uses humour as a defence mechanism. Something about that makes me really sad.

15:30 - Gil knows and Gil is concerned. I love this.

15:50 - Mr.David needs a raise. I love how this scene really shows the second side of Martin though. The angry killer. The one who loses control.

17:00 - Dang. Liam’s kind of cute.

17:30 - Very blunt Bright. Maybe not the best approach to break the news. But I get that you were trying to catch him off guard and see his reaction.

19:30 - Liam’s not that cute anymore. Don’t throw poisonous snakes at someone man. That’s not cool.

19:50 - So apparently there’s something wrong with me because watching Malcolm suffer from that snake bite warmed my cold, dead heart. I am a whump whore.

20:50 - Poor Malcolm. He’s so disoriented. :(

21:35 - Gil. You don’t just have a guy in the ER. You have a son in the ER.

22:40 - The sibling interaction here is everything. It’s authentic. It’s sweet. It’s how real siblings who have been through trauma together act. I love everything about this scene.

25:10 - This conversation is so interesting to me. Martin doesn’t deny that he did something to Malcolm. But he does deny drugging his son. Which really makes you wonder what happened to Malcolm as a kid. Because from Malcolm’s memories/flashbacks Martin did drug him. What else did Martin do to him?

26:30 - Martin will say anything to keep Malcolm in the room with him. He’s desperate for company. Really makes you wonder how much of the truth we hear from Martin. How much of what he says is just fodder that Martin thinks will prolong a conversation?

26:40 - No. No. This I won’t believe. Martin didn’t love his children or his wife. If he did he wouldn’t still purposely be causing them emotional turmoil.

28:20 - Gil’s concern for Malcolm just multiplied by about a million. Holy crap. So did mine. Malcolm looks positively manic here. I want to give him a hug.

29:00 - “You know that.” That line breaks my heart. It implies that Gil and Malcolm have had conversations about how hard it is for Malcolm to make and maintain friendships.

29:07 - JT gives Malcolm a look here. You can tell that he cares about Bright. And he is so annoyed that Bright wormed his way into his heart.

30:30 - My mom has this theory that people should be forced to get a licence before having kids (to get this licence you must go through training and pass a psych eval). At this very moment I agree. Men like this dude shouldn’t be allowed to have children.

32:00 - Why isn’t JT in this scene? Where did he go?

32:40 - STOP STANDING AROUND. GO HELP THOSE CHILDREN.

34:00 - Another reason I believe Malcolm isn’t a killer. Look at his face when that little girl regains consciousness. Just look. That is relief. The way he interacts with the kid indicates that he likes kids. That he’s good with kids. .....also side note Dani hugging that little girl is precious <3

35:00 - The Gil and Malcolm sit down I wanted the WHOLE episode. Gil’s face. Malcolm’s honesty. My heart is full.

36:30 - Malcolm really can’t seem to take care of himself. Yikes. Don’t drink if you’re on meds buddy. Also the little shoulder rub that Gil gives Malcolm fuels my soul.

37:30 - “Don’t make it weird.” I don’t think she can buddy. She’s already watching you strap yourself into the bed.

37:40 - Malcolm’s explanation for his restraints + his panicked assurance that he has had sex + his soft spoken question to Dani (”Is this the craziest thing you’ve ever seen?”) is so freaking perfect. You can see how desperately he wants Dani to like him (friend or more, you choose I’m not having that debate) and you can also see that Dani isn’t judging him for his coping mechanisms. It’s the kind of friendship we all deserve.

39:10 - I think that Malcolm’s flashback/memory/dream here is important. It shows us that a) Martin was manipulating everyone, even his wife and b) although Jessica can be brusque, overbearing, and a little cold she genuinely cares about and loves her son.

.....this got really long. Yikes. I thought I was restraining myself too. I honestly could’ve gone into a LOT more detail but I was trying to be brief (which clearly didn’t work).

Anyways, I’ll try to post some more of these over the weekend but it’s Easter so I make no promises (hahaha not that anyone is waiting eagerly for these posts)

If you read any of this - thanks and I’m sorry for the rambling, poor grammar, and statements of the obvious.

#prodigal son #jess-rewatches-prodigal #malcolm bright #ainsley whitly #jessica whitly #martin whitly #gil arroyo #jt tarmel #edrisa tanaka #dani powell #i love this show #whump #rewatch #spoilers #annihilator #1x2 #s1

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im-not-corrupted · 4 years

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Safi, No (A Witchlands Fanfiction) - Chapter Nine

Written with @un-empressed, who wrote Aeduan’s POV!

Chapter Summary:

The group chat is a mess. Iseult and Aeduan end up talking a bit more.

Also on Ao3!

Aeduan was doing a great job of ignoring his phone. He could tolerate it lighting up every now and then, signalling a message from the insane group chat he decided to ignore.

It was going very well until Iseult called him. He didn't know it was her at first. She probably got his number from the group. It was weird, but Aeduan found he didn't really mind.

"Stop them," Iseult said as soon as he answered the call. Aeduan didn't even need to ask who 'they' were at this point.

"What are they doing now? Is somebody trying to bribe and corrupt people again?"

"Well, yes, but they want - Just read the messages. You'll see what they want," she said. Aeduan went to respond, but the call was already done. Aeduan shook his head to himself. Out of all groups he could've gotten himself involved with...

Aeduan opened the group chat and scrolled up to the beginning. Apparently Vaness's friend joined the group chat. Aeduan couldn't believe how well this whole thing was working for such a petty cause. Merik Nihar had better watch out.

Aeduan rolled his eyes as he read the first few messages. They weren't that bad, but since Safi sent them, they were... Well, what she considered hilarious, and everyone else considered over the top. Still, Aeduan had to admit how she referred to everyone in the group was sort of funny, if the slightest bit offensive.

But who wouldn't laugh? She kept referring to Iseult as her favourite partner in crime, and called Stix a 'traitor, but tbh I get it, imagine being loyal to Merik'.

Aeduan himself was 'Polly's moody friend who tolerates only Iz'. It was the truth, really, but something about the way it was phrased made Aeduan uneasy. And after all, he did 'tolerate' Vaness as well. She was unwillingly thrown into the whole mess, after all.

It was harmless, considering what Safi was capable of doing. Aeduan wondered why Iseult called him, but as he continued reading, he understood.

Iseult: Seriously? Nobody minds the nicknames?

Aeduan most decidedly minded his, but looking at the time stamp of the message, he was twelve minutes late.

Stix: Not really. Get me 'Traitor' on a jacket and I'd wear it

Safi: Oooooh! That's a great idea! We should all get jackets! Does anyone know someone willing to make us jackets?

Lev: I have this theory that Caden can sew

Aeduan snorted out loud. He hoped Caden couldn't sew, though. Safi was definitely not above getting them jackets.

Safi: I'm intrigued. Continue

Caden: It's been months! Just let it go already! I genuinely don't remember where I got the shirt!

Lev: suuuuuureeee

Safi: No, but this is perfect. We need some kind of motto for our group

Vivia: I thought Bribery and Corruption was the motto?

Stix: No, that's the name and main policy

Vaness: You are all insufferable

Aeduan had to agree with Vaness on that. They were all worse than the last. He wouldn't be surprised if Vaness's friend chickened out after a week. He certainly wouldn't blame her.

Safi: Thanks

Safi: Does anybody have suggestions for the motto?

Lev: "This guy's not even worth digging a hole"

Zander: We aren't using that one

Stix: I've got 99 problems and at least 73 were created by Merik Nihar

Safi: And the other 28?

Iseult: *26

Safi: Oh well forgive me for not being a math magician

Safi: So?

Stix: I am literally half blind

Safi: ?

Stix: Nearsighted

Vaness: Then why don't you wear glasses? It must be hard to get around with bad vision

Stix: First of all, glasses would ruin my whole aesthetic. Second of all, I'll have you know I have at least a mediocre vision and that I do not deserve to be made fun of like that

Vaness: I fail at feeling even remotely apologetic for insulting your eyesight

Safi: You could've just said "fuck you too" but okay

Aeduan rolled his eyes. He really didn't want to keep reading, but he did regardless.

Safi: Do we get them personalised for each of us or should they all say the same thing?

Iseult: Saf, we are not getting jackets

Safi: But Iz!!! It's what the people want!!

Vaness: It is absolutely not

Stix: I mean, it kind of is

Lev: It definitely is

Safi: See?

Iseult: I do, unfortunately

Safi: Why are you so negative?

Aeduan could list a few reasons why. The first few were perhaps a bit rude and subjective, but he didn't really care anymore.

Iseult: Maybe because you're setting up a plot to get revenge on someone who only kind of unintentionally wronged you?

Vivia: Knowing him, it was definitely intentional

Safi: See???

Iseult: Still, you don't even know him.

Vivia: Lucky her

Stix: Amen

Aeduan had never talked to Merik, but surely that many people couldn't all be exaggerating the same thing on the same level. Or maybe Leopold paid them to, just to mess with Aeduan. He was certainly both rich and insane enough.

They were all amazing actors if that was the case. Aeduan was genuinely afraid of Safi making him wear a personalised bribery and corruption jacket. He was really, really afraid.

Safi: I found a good website for ordering custom clothes

Iseult: No

Safi: Yes

Vaness: Safi, No

Safi: Safi yes

Stix: Safi definitely

Caden: Safi maybe? Depends on how the jackets look

Iseult: We are not getting jackets

Vivia: I mean, if they're subtle enough I wouldn't be opposed to it

Vaness: I thought you were sensible

Stix: She is. Those were words of a sane woman if I've ever heard some

Safi: See? My revenge plan is a great opportunity to make friends

Zander: That sounds almost like a commercial

Stix: "Break Merik's leg and you get the satisfaction of breaking Merik's leg"

Safi: 9 out of 10 doctors don't recommend it but that's what makes it fun

Iseult: Why would one doctor recommend it??

Caden: Because Safi bribed and corrupted him.

[x]

"You're a monster," she told Safi once again. 'You're a monster' was the only accurate way to describe her friend these days, even if Iseult said it with fondness.

Safi grinned and winked at her. "Thanks."

"And you're insufferable."

"Again. Thanks."

Safi confused her when she did things like that - when she took everything as a compliment, even when they certainly weren't intended as a compliment. There wasn't much of a difference to Safi, though, and Iseult had to admire her confidence.

Safi sat at the edge of her bed, staring down at her phone with a glint in her eyes that Iseult recognised and did not trust. "Who else could be bribe and corrupt?" She asked Iseult, who rolled her eyes.

"I already told you, I'm not taking part in the revenge plan. And that means I'm not helping you decide who to bribe and corrupt next." Iseult shook her head. Really, how many times did she have to repeat herself? It was beginning to get annoying, though she would never say that.

Safi pouted. "Oh, come on. Please?"

"No."

"Wait!" Safi grinned again. "What about that Ryber girl? Or Ryber's friend, Tanzi? They're friends with Merik. It could work to our advantage."

"No, it will not work to our advantage," Iseult stated matter-of-factly. "Do you know why?"

"Why?"

"Because they're Merik's friends."

"Stix was Merik's friend, and she was more than eager to join," Safi pointed out.

Iseult rolled her eyes. It was an action she caught herself doing often around Safi. "Stix wasn't his friend."

"Then why did she sit with him?"

"For her actual friend, Kullen, who happened to be friends with Merik." She sighed. "Didn't you listen to a thing Stix said earlier?"

Safi stared into the distance for a second before shrugging. "Apparently not. To be fair, I was making a mental list of who else to bribe and corrupt."

"Don't you have enough people in on the revenge plan?"

Her friend stared at Iseult in horror. "Iseult, darling, there is never 'enough people' when it comes to making Merik's life hell."

"I'm just saying," Iseult replied, raising her hand in mock-surrender. "It will be a whole lot easier for someone - for Merik - to find out about your plan if you 'bribe and corrupt' more people."

Despite having a very good point, Iseult's words weren't actually paid any attention. No, instead of listening to the voice of reason, Safi was grinning down at her phone, typing something quickly. At first, Iseult thought that maybe Safi had decided who she wanted to bribe or corrupt next, but when Safi looked up from her phone and Iseult's didn't show any notifications from the group chat, she quickly changed her mind.

"Iseult," Safi began in a sing-song voice. It was a tone of voice that would've sounded innocent if it wasn't coming from Safi.

She sighed. "Yes?"

"Leopold wants to discuss strategy at the ice cream place."

Iseult snorted. "'Discuss strategy'? We aren't fighting a war, Saf."

Her friend glared at her. "This is war, Iseult. Merik is a plague upon this earth. War is the only way to rid of him."

"Okay then," Iseult nodded along, giving up. Safi was clearly set in her ways.

"Good," Safi nodded. "Now, are you in? Aeduan will be there."

Iseult was going to say 'yes' anyway, but the promise of Aeduan being there made it sound somewhat more appealing. She shrugged. "Sure."

Iseult was an idiot. That was the only thing she could think as she sat opposite Aeduan in total silence - the same state they had been in for the last ten minutes.

To be fair, Safi made it very easy to trust her. Too easy. She had walked to the ice cream place with Iseult, waiting for Leopold and Aeduan to arrive. But before they did, Safi claimed she needed the toilet and disappeared, leaving Iseult there alone.

Until Leopold had arrived with a very unhappy-looking Aeduan in tow. They talked for a bit, not long, when she received a text from Safi. Sorry, had to head home. You guys have fun! ;)

Iseult hadn't thought anything of it until Leopold stood from his seat, a mask of innocence plastered on his face as he said, "Oh, sorry, I'm needed...elsewhere? Yeah, elsewhere. See you tomorrow!"

That's when it dawned on Iseult. Leopold's mask of innocence did not discuss the mischief in his eyes.

Leopold and Safi had set them up.

That's how her and Aeduan ended up in this predicament - sat opposite each other, with no idea what to say. All their interactions so far had been focused on the revenge plan, so now that they weren't forced into talking about it, they didn't know just what to talk about.

"Is Safi late?" Aeduan asked her. It sounded like a genuine question, and that was almost enough to make Iseult bang her head on the table in front of her.

Apparently, it hadn't quite dawned on Aeduan yet.

Iseult rolled her eyes. "No, she just had to head home."

Aeduan nodded, though he looked confused. "Okay then. Do you want some ice cream? I'll get it for us."

"Sure thing. Might as well since we're here," she answered with a slight shrug, relieved that they were no longer stuck in silence.

Aeduan didn't move. "What flavour?"

"Oh, yeah." She forgot flavours were a thing. "Strawberry, please?"

"Sure." Aeduan left to get their ice cream, leaving her alone, though not for long. He came back a few minutes later, two ice cream cones in hand - two scoops of strawberry for her, and mint-chocolate-chip for him.

"Thanks," she said, taking the cone from him.

"No problem," he replied, and took a bite of his ice cream.

Iseult stared at him in horror. "You just - did you just bite into your ice cream?"

"Yes?" He answered, though it sounded more like a question in his confusion.

"How the fucking hell? Didn't it hurt your teeth?" She took a lick of her own as Aeduan's confusion only intensified.

"Uh, no?"

"You alien."

He laughed slightly. "So, what should we talk about?"

Iseult shrugged. "Literally anything would do."

"Okay." He took another bite, an action that still baffled her, and seemed to consider his question carefully. "Let's start with something easy. How did you and Safi become friends? You two seem like polar opposites."

"What can I say? Opposites attract, or whatever people say." She shrugged, licking her ice cream again. "We've been friends since we were kids. Some kids were picking on me - I don't really remember it now - and Safi stood up for me. We've been friends ever since."

"She sounds like a good friend," Aeduan replied.

"She is. I'd ask about you and Leopold, but I already know the story behind that one." She laughed a little, and he smiled a little.

"Yeah, I don't feel like going through the many questions there," he joked, taking another bite. He surveyed the rest of the room - there were few people there, and it was very quiet. "Hey, do you want to get out of here?"

She contemplated that for a second, then shrugged. What was the harm? If he turned out to be a serial killer and murdered her, Safi was to blame for the not-so-subtle set up. "Okay."

Read the next chapter here: Chapter Ten

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rezdogsyonder · 4 years

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Need (3)

Pairing: Professor!Rogers x Reader

Summary: The professor realizes just how mich he wants you.

Warnings: stalking, mention of blood.

A/N: This part will mostly be in Steve’s point of view. Kinda. I’ve decided reader wears glasses and idk why I wrote this, this way.

**********

‘Why am I doing this? I shouldn’t be doing this.’ Steve thought as he kept following her from a safe distance.

**********

He wasn’t following you at first; he stayed back in his office for probably an hour...or three. He didn’t keep track. He needed to turn in a book, a history book for revision, and comparison. He is writing his own book, telling what actually happened while in the Howling Commandos.

By the time Steve got to the library the sun was setting, and it was a complete ghost town inside. Only spotting two people on his way to his destination. One of them being a janitor. The top floor of the library is where he needed to go, it’s where the special collection is kept. Normally these kinds of books aren’t allowed out of the library, but being older than most of the books in their library has its perks.

Putting the book back in its respective place, and about to return the checkout card, that is when I sees you once more. Hiding out in the back corner, at a table that is covered in notebooks and colorful pens and highlighters. Looking so deep in focus, biting your lip, and flipping through papers only to turn back to your notebook.

Hair tossed up in a messy bun. Glasses hanging at the end of your nose. You look at little bit more disheveled than what he remembered from a couple hours ago. White V-neck t-shirt under a navy blue cardigan. You looked beautiful.

Deciding to stay, Steve began to look through more history books, encyclopedias, and records that would help with his little project. If he was going to stay he might as well get some work done too.

He sat at a table across a very long isle from you. A seat that made sure he could still watch you, without you seeing. If he had, to he could just scoot his chair forward and he would be out of sight.

Steve is there for another 40 minutes or so before he sees her putting all of her notes away. He quickly stacked everything and put it all in his bag, then walking out before she sees him. Waiting by the entrance for you.

‘Why is she out this late? Doesn’t she know this is a dangerous city?’

Then he realized. He shouldn’t be here, he could get fired.

‘Why am I doing this? I shouldn’t be doing this.’ Steve thought as he kept following her from a safe distance.

He was going to turn back, he really was, but she just seemed so vulnerable. How far does she live? ‘I’ll just make sure she gets home safe.’ He decides, but he truly know that now he’s hooked, and he’s not going to stop.

And he didn’t. He not only followed her home but he found out what apartment she lives in. First floor, not very safe, at least the windows to her home are high. Less of a chance of robbery. He also saw her roommate, he recognized her from the coffee shop. Watching her clean up her room Steve realized something.

He’s got it bad.

**********

He held himself back from following her again. Not really by choice. He didn’t see her at the library again. He also avoided the cafe she works at. Not wanting himself to get too close, too fixated. It has been three weeks though, and he doesn’t know how much longer he can keep himself from you. Of all of his classes, yours was his favorite.

You have his class twice a week, every Tuesday and Thursday. Both scheduled at 4:30. He has kept his distance and she has been nothing but a model student.

Steve needs a teachers assistant, and he thinks he’s already found her.

**********

The essays Steve had assigned are finally almost done being graded. Deciding to leave yours last. When he was done going through, your essay was nearly perfect. Maybe he was biased, but he really thought that you’re paper deserved an A.

A grade he rewarded to only six other people. He was going to write an A when an idea struck him.

He grabbed his red marker and marked the paper with a C, writing “see me after class”.

He smiled at his plan and quickly filed it into the bottom of the stack of essays to hand back as students began filing into his classroom.

It’s Thursday.

**********

You got to Mr.Lee’s class 15 minutes early as per usual. You like being a little bit more than punctual. This was one of your favorite classes to be in but to be honest you’d be glad when it’s over. Math made sense to you but it took work. A lot of work.

Last class, there was a test and you were dying to see how you did. Mostly because he said that this test will be just like the mid-term and a good chunk of the final. You tried really hard, going to the library more often than usual. Well, it isn’t a big accomplishment, you only go the the library once a week. For like 4 hours, but still.

You’re practically bouncing in your seat all class period, since the average score on the test for this class was 82% Mr.Lee thought that we can have a reward. It’s his top priority that his students are understanding his material, and that’s why you like this class.

We are currently watching a movie and those who wanted to leave could, but they would have to wait longer to view their score. You stayed because you worked too hard to wait any longer.

But finally the end of this class was drawing near, and Mr.Lee just checked his watch and was pulling out a big stack of papers. Trying to stay calm just in case your score was bad, and why did this class have to be so big?

He was finally get to you, and he set your packet face down on your desk. Did he put the other students tests face down? You weren’t even paying attention. Now that you have your test, you can leave the class.

Pulling out your phone you call a familiar number, “Wade?” You met him on you way to a book store last year, he actually saved you from being mugged when you thought it was a good idea to take a shortcut through a back alley.

“My common sense it tingling,” you hear him the material of his mask being moved around, “What did you do this time Y/N? Something that shows you’re intelligent I bet. That’s the main trope of your story’s character.”

“You know you don’t sense sometimes, but maybe! I took a test the other day and I’m scared to look. I was hoping a call to you would help calm my nerves.”

“Would an in person meet and greet help?”

“What do y—” you couldn’t finish your sentence before a body landed in front of you on the sidewalk. You let out a loud shriek, then you heard a voice.

“Holy fuck knuckles! That shit hurted.” And you realized who it was.

“Fuck I hate you sometimes.” You sighed.

“I’m hilarious so don’t hate. And that was about as much fun as a sandpaper dildo,” he sits up at looks at you, “wanna kiss it better?” He says gesturing to his backwards foot.

You bend over and turn it back around, despite his cry of pain. Then you offer a hand so he may stand.

You looked down, “ah shit you got some blood on me.” It was only a drop, probably the size of a quarter on your white boyfriend cardigan. Wade pokes his arm and draws a smiley, using the dot on your sweater as an eye.

“Gross.” You smiled.

“Hydrogen peroxide will get that out.” You nodded and began unbuttoning it to take it off. Leaving you in your baby pink cami that was tucked into your high waisted back jeans.

“So... Wanna see my score?” You held out the packet.

“Ah... mhmm... yes.” He mumbled through his mask as he flipped through the pages. “Y/N I’m sorry to have to tell you this but it looks as thought you’ll have to drop out.”

You hit him, “Shut up, let me see.” You snatch it out of his hand before you finished your sentence. By it before you look at your score you smiled at him, “I guess your ‘inperson meet and greet’ did help.”

93%. You were struggling in that class and this will surely boost your grade back up. Squealing you jump at Wade, hugging him. He twirled you around.

“Celebratory chimichangas?” He put you back down and began walking, knowing you’d follow.

“Yeah actually I have roughly an hour and a half before my next class.” You said you you looked down at your phone. “Where should we go?”

“There’s this beautiful woman that has a restaurant somewhere that way.” Wade said point in a general direction.

You didn’t really believe him but two blocks in the direction he pointed was a small restaurant. You wouldn’t have noticed it if Wade hadn’t pointed it out. The lady that ran it was a sweet little old woman.

The food was great, and Wade was able to keep you occupied the entire time. You didn’t even realize how much time had passed before there was only 5 minutes before your next class started.

“Oh SHIT! Fuck IM LATE!” You scrambled pull out your wallet, but end up spilling everything. Wade starts to help you pick up everything that fell out, he stood up with five of your notebooks.

“I paid ahead of time. Sorry read ahead in the script. But let’s go!” He waved at the little lady behind the counter. “Goodbye, my princess.” And blows her a kiss.

“Come on we have to run, slow ass.” he starts pulling you to go faster.

“Jesus, I’ve never been late before. Oh my god.” Starting to get out of breath. About a block and a half closer.

“Really? Never would have guess that.” He says sarcastically. You two are back on campus, and you need to pass two more buildings.

“There! It’s right there,” you say running faster, you get to the front of the building. Wade hands you back your notebooks. You lean over trying to catch your breath.

“4:28. Why was it so important to be on time to this class?”

“Well turns out Mr.America is also Mr.Punctuality.”

“Cap is your teacher? I better skedaddle before he try’s to cut off another arm. Goodbye sunshine.” He taps your nose. “Boop.”

“Bye!” You waved and headed inside, going to the second to last classroom on the left.

You check the time again 4:29, you weren’t late. But it looks like the teacher is going to be. All that worrying for nothing. Not knowing that you were the reason for his tardiness.

**********

Mr.Rogers did show up for class but was about five minutes late. Other than that class went on like normal, you took your notes and worked. Used to the feeling of somebody staring at you, you didn’t want to know who thinking that acknowledging them will encourage them.

‘Wow she looks so adorable, pink suits her well.’ He thought as he watched her, but he began to grow angry as he realized that these boys were looking at his girl.

It was nearing the end of class, so he began passing out the essays. Saving yours for last. Today’s class was small, most students skipped his class once they realized that he wasn’t going to talk about Captain America or the avengers.

Once he got to you he placed your essay on your desk face down gently. He felt a little bad, turning around quickly so he didn’t have to see the disappointment on your face.

You forgotten about the essay, but you thought you had done well when you turned it in. You were having a good day, but this just ruined it. A big C on the corner of your paper. You felt tears beginning to well in your eyes but you blinked them away before they could fall.

You look at the clock and there is 2 minutes left, but the professor dismissed everyone already. You begin packing your stuff up, when you feel a little chilly. Sighing you pull out your cardigan and look at the smiley. Maybe you’ll call Wade again after this. You put it on hoping people will think it’s just a cute little design.

The class was now empty and you walk to the office connected to this classroom. It was more plain than you’d expect, and a lot cleaner too. Almost every other professor’s office you’d been to had been a complete mess. He was sitting behind his desk.

“You said to see you after class?” You say timidly. He gestured to the seat in front of his desk, and you take a seat.

“Yeah let me see that,” he holds out his hand and you lean forward to give him your paper, “I just needed to talk to you.” He crossed out the C and wrote an A right next to it, and stood up.

“What did you need to talk about?” You felt a little better with an improved grade, but a nervous pit in your stomach began to form. We’re you in trouble? He walked around and leaned against his desk in front of you, handing your paper back.

“I have been needing to choose a TA for the semester, and I was wondering if you would like to fill that position?”

“Oh my gosh really? I would love to! What would I need to do?”

He smiled, “Well, regular TA responsibilities like grading, tutoring or mentoring students if and when they need help, stuff like that.”

“Wow, thank you for this opportunity.” At this point you wouldn’t be able to stop smiling.

“It’s no problem. This job will suit you, I can tell.” He sighs and rubs the stubble on his face. “But, you will have to sign a few papers.” He slid walked back behind his desk and pulled a small packet out of his desk drawer. “This isn’t what you would sign with other teachers, but I’m sure you’re aware of my previous profession.” You nodded. “This is just protecting my privacy and it’s basically saying that you won’t do anything that would take away that privacy.” He slid the papers over to you, then putting a pen on top.

“Yeah, okay.” You didn’t read through it before signing, as Mr.Rogers just explained it to you. You put the pen down. “What now?”

Yes, what now? Steve thought.

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shrimpcolour · 5 years

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1 - 100

you think this is a game?

1. What is you middle name?

marie!2. How old are you?

16!3. When is your birthday?

nov 3!4. What is your zodiac sign?

scorpio!5. What is your favorite color?

purple!6. What’s your lucky number?

7!7. Do you have any pets?

two cats and a dog!8. Where are you from?

new york!9. How tall are you?

5′4!10. What shoe size are you?

8!11. How many pairs of shoes do you own?

i dont even know too many to count!12. What was your last dream about?

well the last one i remember was that i always missed my bus and so one day santa took me to school?13. What talents do you have?

im very good at being annoying!14. Are you psychic in any way?

no!15. Favorite song?

shes so mean by matchbox 20!16. Favorite movie?

iron man 3!17. Who would be your ideal partner?

jillian but apparently my type is like rule following perfect good grades angels???? whats up with that brain????? pretty strange trend i got going on??18. Do you want children?

yes!19. Do you want a church wedding?

no!20. Are you religious?

i grew up religious but i do not believe in the “god” that i was taught!21. Have you ever been to the hospital?

yes i almost died in seventh grade due to exploding organs!22. Have you ever got in trouble with the law?

no!23. Have you ever met any celebrities?

no!24. Baths or showers?

showers!25. What color socks are you wearing?

none!26. Have you ever been famous?

no?27. Would you like to be a big celebrity?

no!28. What type of music do you like?

literally anything im not picky!29. Have you ever been skinny dipping?

yes!30. How many pillows do you sleep with?

one!31. What position do you usually sleep in?

i dont know?

32. How big is your house?

too small for the amount of people living in it!33. What do you typically have for breakfast?

nothing!34. Have you ever fired a gun?

no!35. Have you ever tried archery?

no but i would like to!36. Favorite clean word?

sleep!37. Favorite swear word?

shit or fuck?38. What’s the longest you’ve ever gone without sleep?

three days!39. Do you have any scars?

yes!40. Have you ever had a secret admirer?

yes!41. Are you a good liar?

sometimes!42. Are you a good judge of character?

i believe so!43. Can you do any other accents other than your own?

no!44. Do you have a strong accent?

no!45. What is your favorite accent?

boston!46. What is your personality type?

shy from the outside view point annoying if you know me!47. What is your most expensive piece of clothing?

my sweet dress!48. Can you curl your tongue?

yes but i cant do that clover thing!49. Are you an innie or an outie?

innie!50. Left or right handed?

right!51. Are you scared of spiders?

not the small ones!52. Favorite food?

garlic bread!53. Favorite foreign food?

chinese food!54. Are you a clean or messy person?

messy!55. Most used phrased?

i dont know everything i say is me repeating myself bc i dont have a brain!56. Most used word?

bruh!57. How long does it take for you to get ready?

5-15 minutes depending if i am doing makeup!58. Do you have much of an ego?

sadly!59. Do you suck or bite lollipops?

suck!60. Do you talk to yourself?

constantly!61. Do you sing to yourself?

yes!62. Are you a good singer?

no!63. Biggest Fear?

not disclosing that!64. Are you a gossip?

sadly!65. Best dramatic movie you’ve seen?

not sure atm!66. Do you like long or short hair?

on me, long hair!67. Can you name all 50 states of America?

give me a couple minutes and maybe!68. Favorite school subject?

math!69. Extrovert or Introvert?

introvert!70. Have you ever been scuba diving?

no!71. What makes you nervous?

jill!72. Are you scared of the dark?

sometimes!73. Do you correct people when they make mistakes?

sometimes!74. Are you ticklish?

not really!75. Have you ever started a rumor?

only like stupid ones nothing actually harmful!76. Have you ever been in a position of authority?

yes!77. Have you ever drank underage?

no!78. Have you ever done drugs?

no!79. Who was your first real crush?

a boy named matthew who lived down my grandmothers street?80. How many piercings do you have?

two but i used to have four!81. Can you roll your Rs?

i can!82. How fast can you type?

pretty fast!83. How fast can you run?

not that fast!84. What color is your hair?

brown!85. What color is your eyes?

blue!86. What are you allergic to?

cats!87. Do you keep a journal?

no!88. What do your parents do?

work but my mom doesnt in the summer!89. Do you like your age?

yes?90. What makes you angry?

too many things?91. Do you like your own name?

yeah!92. Have you already thought of baby names, and if so what are they?

yes im naming my son elliot but if i have other children my person can name them idk!93. Do you want a boy a girl for a child?

boy!94. What are you strengths?

im not sure!95. What are your weaknesses?

everything!96. How did you get your name?

well at first they thought i was a boy so they wanted to name me dylan but taylor was the second choice and its a unisex name so!97. Were your ancestors royalty?

not that i know of lmao!98. Do you have any scars?

yes!99. Color of your bedspread?

pink and white!100. Color of your room?

purple and pink!

#dont play #driftingbarnes

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greengargouille · 5 years

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When was it that I discussed whether first and second year of Kunugigaoka had a class E? Was it on tumblr, or was it on discord?

Either way, I can’t believe that I missed the answer during so long when I saw this image many times (including to discuss ‘isn’t there way too many students?’):

I mean. Two rows for each class (one row for the boys, one for the girls).

And we get 12 classes plus our dear class E (which make it the unlucky 13th). You can see the 4 rightmost rows have a little less people : assuming those are classes 3-A through 3-D, 3rd year classes are less crowded because class E exists. It makes senses.

...And I counted the heads for the first two rows of those 3rd years, there are respectively 22 boys and 18 girls, while next to them is a perfect 20/20 repartition, and then I decided that I had better things to do with my evenings, but, it’s interesting to compare to what the rollbook give us (28 boys and 12 girls for 3-A and 22boys and 18 girls for 3-B), the gender ratio is more equal but the total number of heads check out.

...Oh wait, I actually don’t have better things to do (I’m lying. This is procrastination), so let’s count the second years, aka the four middle rows!

2-A have 23 boys and 23 girls if I did not mess up the count, 2-B have 22/21, 2-C is 24-23, and 2-D have 24/25. So respectively 46, 43, 47 and 49 students. Seems like the 2-B have a bit less students than the other 3, and the worst off is 2-D... Is it some way of putting more pressure on them? (Though, for all we know, the share removed from the lower classes is higher while those of the higher classes are merely ‘downgraded’ to class C or D).

Either way the math check out, as if you remove 40 students to each class you end up with 25 students left, and the class E that we know started with 26 students (Itona and Ritsu were transferred specially for the assassination, and I guess Kayano’s a special case so technically they started at 25).

Now you know, for your future past!fics (wow that sentence is misleading), the first two years only have 4 classes. So, congrats to those who had guessed right.

#assassination classroom #ansatsu kyoushitsu #assclass #I'm pretty sure I remember Japanese classrooms being capped at 40 students #Asano sr. is doing something illegal and nobody is surprised #...no but really with who did I discussed it #and to think I had argued in favor of the existence of 1-E and 2-E urg

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Even numbers

02: Who did you last say “I love you” to?Romantically, my ex fiance Hazuki a few years back.Platonically, my brother, I believe.

04: Are you insecure?I think everyone has one or another insecurity but generally speaking, I’m not insecure, no.

06: How do you want to die?Hmh, doing what I love. Which would be either on stage or desgining, so it’d probably be caused by a heart attack.

08: Played any sports?I have, I used to play soccer when I was young.

10: When was your last physical fight?Oof, quite a few years ago, I actually don’t remember too well.

12: Have you ever stayed up 48 hours?Yes, multiple times. And will continue to do so, probably.

14: Do you miss someone?Hm, kind of, yeah. Or rather the memory of them, I guess.

16: How exactly are you feeling at the moment?Hungry, I’m starving right now but I want to finish that one piece before I get up to eat, haha.

18: Are you scared of spiders? Not at all. Spiders and other insects don’t bother me, I’m always the kinda guy to save others from them, haha.

20: Where was the last place you snogged someone?Truth be told, I don’t remember.

22: Do you want to have kids? How many?I don’t, no. Maybe a pet again in the future, but not at this time. But definitely no kids.

24: What is/are/were your best subject(s)?Uhhh, I believe it was math, but it’s been too long...haha

26: What are you craving right now?My bed and food. Maybe not in that order.

28: Have you ever been cheated on?I believe not.

30: What’s irritating you right now?My lack of energy but that’s on me, to be fair.

32: What is your favourite color?Black. What a huge surprise, isn’t it.

34: Who/what was your last dream about?It was about my death, I have a lot of those dreams ever since childhood.

36: Do you give out second chances too easily?I mean, it depends on the person and the situation, really. But if they were very close to me, I do have the tendency to give them out a little bit too easily.

38: Is this year the best year of your life?Not the best of my life, but it’s been a really good one so far!

40: Have you ever walked outside completely naked?No, not completely, haha.

52: Do you believe everything happens for a reason?Actually, yes. There’s always a reason behind it. And if it’s just for you to learn a lesson.

54: Is cheating ever okay?No, never. Not a single situation justifies cheating. There’s always another way.

56: How many people have you fist fought?Answered.

58: Favourite weather?Cold, maybe some rain or snow. The perfect weather to stay in.

60: Do you wanna get married?I’m not sure about that anymore. I was married once. Almost got married a second time. Didn’t work out, obviously, so maybe marriage just isn’t meant for me.

62: What makes you happy?Being back on stage makes me incredibly happy.

64: Would it be hard to kiss the last person you kissed?I’m honestly not even sure anymore who the last person I kissed was. It’s been quite a while, you know, haha.

66: Do you have a friend of the opposite sex who you can act your complete self around?I actually do, yes. She’s basically me but in female. We reconnected just recently when I returned.

68: Who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with?Mh, probably Melody.

70: Is there anyone you would die for? I generally don’t believe in a “I would die for you”. A “I’d live for you” would make me much happier, personally. But no, I currently do not have such a person in my life.

#Anonymous

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existentialyoutubers · 6 years

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interactive introverts milwaukee

i know it’s late but here is a list of ~spoilery~ things that happened at the milwaukee show!

(seriously, it’s super full of spoilers so don’t read if you haven’t seen the show yet/don’t want to know what happens)

(also this got long as heck so enjoy?)

Simulation:

-Phil said they spent billions of Milwaukee dollars on it -Dan called them “cheese coins, because that’s a thing” -there was a Horse Prince reference at the beginning (Dan’s head on a horses body) -Dan made a comment about how of all the references we were going to get, we probably weren’t expecting that -Dan yelled at us for cheering for Satan (it’s because he’s shirtless isn’t it?) -he kept bringing up that the people in the balcony loved Satan -also commented that clearly they weren’t in Texas anymore because of that -Phil’s ending was him going home to watch “Fletnix” and crying -they yelled at us for making Phil cry -Phil asking if we wanted Dan to go through the Lady Door -Dan’s ending had him sneaking into the girls bathroom at a furry rave, hitting his head, and dying -Dan was indignant at this “THAT WAS THE WORST POSSIBLE ENDING YOU COULD GET” Survey: -clipboards and glasses -“everyone knows glasses make you smarter” -Dan dabbed for math and Phil yelled at him -“you can’t dAB for mATH” -“yes I can watch me” *Dan dabs again* -pie chart (Dan said they spent their entire budget on that pie chart so that was the peak of the show) -12% of people said they didn’t know who Dan and Phil were and the boys were SO CONFUSED -“whERE DO YOU THINK YOU ARE RIGHT NOW?” -“is it all the parents???” -“what do you think this is, Shrek the musical?” -16% of people said danandphilCRAFTS is their favorite video series and they were even more confused -Dan was on the wheel and he was not happy about it -he kept trying to get Phil to shoot random people in the audience -Phil was wearing an apron and rubber gloves and called it his serial killer look -Phil was pointing the slingshot at Dan and Dan freaked out “whERE ARE YOU POINTING THAT THING” -“at your leg” -“looks like you’re pointing it at my face” (he definitely was) -Phil hit Dan in the upper thigh with the slingshot -Dan freaked and commented about how Phil would have “hit me in the nuts” if he hadn’t moved his leg -Phil missed with the bow and arrow and the bazooka -when it was over Dan practically jumped off the wheel he was in such a hurry -“bloody frick” and then he repeated it like he couldn’t believe he had just said that -Dan had to help Phil with his apron -Phil had to help Dan get the coverup off -everyone started cheering when Dan took it off -he yelled at us and moved almost off stage -he got his foot stuck and Phil had to help Collective Mind: -we were all called Linda (L-slice) -some people messed up the picking a dog/pointing thing but Dan said they were valid -some people also messed up the clapping thing -they weren’t as happy about that -“it’s ON three what’s wrong with you?” -we had to do it like three or four times -it was super satisfying when we got it though -Dan said it made him feel tingly and he rubbed his nipples and Phil told him to stop -before they passed around the beach balls Phil said that if you had when the music stopped and you didn’t want it you could give it to someone else -it was very soft and sweet -the things in Dan’s box were a hair straightener (he had to lock his emo phase in a box), his dentist kink video (it was so cringey he locked the SD card in the box), and a golden lady door (why is it golden???) -one of the girls nearly hit Phil in the face when she threw the ball back (“wow that was violent!”) -Dan kept commenting on Phil’s balls and how he couldn’t keep control of them because Phil kept dropping them -every time he’d pick one up he’d drop another Truth Bombs: -one of Dan’s was if he started a religion what would it be called -one option was ‘hi, my name is [jesus]’ and Dan goes “you just roasted me and Jesus” -another was ‘lolzr xD llamas...ism -Dan picked that one but said you can’t just add ism on the end that doesn’t count -Phil got what’s on his internet browsing history (I genuinely can’t remember the rest oops) Dan vs. Phil: -the psychic category was dog breeds -Dan said Shib (of course) and Phil said chihuahua -“wHY WOULD YOU SAY CHIHUAHUA” -“it was the first thing that came to mind” -“that’s nOT THE POINT OF THE GAME” -for the dilemmas, Dan said he’d do anything for Phil -Dan’s dilemma was that Phil’s houseplants would never die but Dan’s entire internet history would be uploaded -it was no contest for him, he said he absolutely would never do that -Phil’s dilemma was that Dan would become an athlete but he would miss a single Christmas -he said it would be worth it -Dan lost 2-1 -the overall score is 28-26 in Dan’s favor -Dan says it’s because he’s number one Phil trash Good vs. Bad: -Dan tried to explain the wholesome Howell thing -Phil used a really deep voice the entire time (X-rated Lester) -they both failed the first and got the second one, but Dan failed the last one and Phil got it -Phil’s first one was a tasty meal and he started rambling about dog food and beetles and dog waiters -his second one was hugs and he turned it into getting hugged by an alien and them opening up and eating you -Dan commented that he should write horror...or at least tentacle fanfiction -his last one was a million puppies and he talked about getting smothered by them and dying (Dan said that’s the way he wants to die) -Dan’s first was infinity wars spoilers and he claimed they were good because then you’re not surprised by the emotional trauma -his second was his old branding and he basically said it was good because you can learn from it and move forward -his last one was the G note and he basically forfeited and stormed off the stage saying he couldn’t make that a good thing Dan, Phil or Rat: -the first one was just totally white and it was Phil’s guess -he was like “is that me? am I really that white?” so he guessed himself and got it right -Dan made a joke about how the only D Phil needs is vitamin D -Dan’s guess was basically just completely black -he was like “is that a rat? is that Phil’s hair?” -he guessed rat and got it right Golden I Awards: -Most inaccurate prediction of the show -first was Dan and Phil pogo sticking with Nick Jonas (Dan got mad that Nick is engaged now and that they can’t be buddies in London anymore #ripdick) -next was Phil falling off stage, Dan screaming, and everyone’s heads exploding -the winner was a seven hour long titanic musical (Phil said Dan could be the boat, Dan agreed because Phil makes him want to break in half and sink) -Pets dressed as Dan and Phil -the first was a cat in a plaid shirt -Dan laughed about how any animal in a plaid shirt is just immediately Phil -next was a dog wrapped in a black blanket -the epitome of Dan clearly -the winner was a dog in Dan’s signature eclipse T-shirt -Phil commented on how that dog was more photogenic than Dan ever will be -Dan said that dog slayed his entire life Casual Chat: -Phil something about getting intimate at the same time as Dan said getting personal -Dan goes “I was okay with personal but noooo you had to say intimate” -the first question was what their favorite videos were -they both said the photo booth challenge because it was so stupid but hilarious -Dan also said they’d never cried so violently whilst editing a video (from laughing so much) -someone sent in that they had a presentation coming up and they were scared they were going to pee on the floor -Dan goes “is that a question or are you just letting us know?” -their advice was basically that everyone feels the same way so don’t worry too much -and Dan said also to wear an adult diaper -another girl said her brother had replaced her with fortnite -Dan was like yeah I relate Phil did the same thing to me -too much fortnite talk after that Random: -Phil got attacked by a seagull on his way from the bus to the building -he was very dramatic about it -Dan says that’s what he gets for going outside for three seconds -Dan made a comment later about cannibalistic seagulls -Dan said this was the worst place for Phil to be because it’s the cheese state -“the buildings are made of cheese, you’re all made of cheese” -Dan -apparently Phil is just constantly lactose intolerant in Wisconsin -apparently our show was originally just going to be cheese curd wrestling -according to Dan it would have been perfect “with the hexagon just put up some nets and fill it with cheese” -Dan called someone out for having their iPhone out -“can you put that down the glare is blinding me” -then they were joking about the tension in the air after that -Phil was waving his fingers in the air “I can feel the tension around you” -Dan’s response “I don’t think the tension wants you touching it like that” -Phil had on a badgers hat for the rap -he also dropped the B word and everyone dIED -they were talking about changes and Dan brought up Phil’s new hair -his conspiracy theory is that this Phil is a clone and that it killed the real Phil -“WHERE IS THE BODY?” -Phil shot back that this Dan must be a clone too with the curly hair -Dan acted shocked/concerned every time everyone cheered about something strange (they said they were going to drop 20,000 lbs of ice on us, also they were going to release bees into the crowd) -so much teasing Phil about the dead houseplants -Dan called him the Dexter of houseplants -at one point Dan said something about how Loki the houseplant was doing as good as actual Loki and the crowd just died -he also made a “I don’t feel so good” reference and there was much screaming/protesting -there was a moment when Phil misread something and then joked about his apparently useless English degree

-Phil 100% came close to falling off the stage about three times -seriously one of the times was so close Dan actually got worried -also Dan seemed concerned that Phil may not be able to make it onto the piano for the duet -there was an audible sigh of relief from Dan once Phil hopped up onto the piano

#interactive introverts #interactive introverts milwaukee #ii show #ii milwaukee #ii spoilers #dan howell #phil lester #dan and phil #my show #mine

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pleasantlyladylike-blog · 6 years

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Dating Story in Korea - WooYoung

WooYoung.

His name will be, without doubt, forever ingrained in my mind for two reasons. One, my friend told me that was the name of a 2PM member, who we had just saw when we spent the weekend outside the JYP building like two completely normal crazies (but we saw all of 2PM and Got7.) And two, it was my very first encounter with the “Korean boys.”

How we met - You kinda stalker-ish, BUT YOU CUTE SOOOO….

So first off, not all creepiness is the same. Let me explain. If a completely handsome, well-groomed, fit man follows you from your subway train all the way to your apartment building’s elevator… would you be upset and scared for your life? Well I sure wasn’t. So that happened.

And as I pressed the up(?) button, someone tapped me and said in a really deep and gentle tone, “Excuse me?” Ah I remember the awkwardness vividly. And mind you, this was my second week in Korea and I had no idea what anything was happening. Anyway, there was no small talk. I believe he asked my name and for my number. He’s efficient. I dug that. A few minutes later I got a message from him.

He was a lawyer.

He went to Yonsei. He was 28. He was a lawyer. The picture on his KakaoTalk was him being featured in an article.. Like my picture was me holding a latte with my face on it like it was the greatest thing ever invented. Anyways, my friends and co-teacher told me he was probably lying about what he did. I say HATERZ. I still don’t know if the math adds up.

Every time I met him he wore a perfect suit with perfect hair. Oh, he wore glasses. And he kind of had big front teeth and a sophisticated nerdy look to him. I would say he was a 8/10.

His English in his messages was good. I was worried that he wouldn’t be able to speak fast enough in person. Nope. It was perfect. As for the message content, we had cute banter more so than the funny, witty, and dry back-and-forths that I like. ATM I was living for his messages though. They were so sweet.

First meeting - A drama-filled date - K-Drama that is!

First meeting. It was so cute! I remember I saw him first all the way inside the bookstore where he was heading out. He wasn’t looking at me, but I was like, “Oh, I want to be caught off-guard and causal. Staring at this piece of artwork on the wall. Cause, like, I’m so cultured and into art… Anyway, that’s what happened. We got coffee and sat at the Cheongyecheon. Conversation was good. It was September and a little chilly, and I mentioned that I was worried because I hadn’t packed and brought over a jacket. Then he asked, “What size do you wear?” Guys, he was going to buy me a jacket, so I didn’t freeze... in early September!

My Kdrama ladies, he totally put his hand around my wrist to guide me while we were walking sometimes. He also patted my head once and I instantly made a mental note to tell all my friends that these things really do happen irl.

I remember he changed the time to be later and still showed up 30 minutes late. Wah.

So what happened?

I think after the first meeting he asked if we could date officially, which threw me off, because I’ve never had someone ask me that so directly. We went out for 2 months. I could count the times I met him on one hand though. We messaged hourly, but he could never make the time to see me. Because of that I definitely had the feeling that I was his side chick. Eventually, I figured there was no point of going out with someone I barely saw in person. After some very skillfully crafted messages and a phone call, my first fling in Korea came to an end.

I never got a coat.

#datinginkorea #koreanboy #koreanboyfriend #koreanbf #teachinginkorea #kdramadate #kdrama #koreastorytime #datinginseoul #waygook #expat #waygookin #koreaboo #dating

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suckitsurveys · 3 years

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5 years ago vs now

June 2016 / June 2021

What did you eat for lunch today? I’m currently eating chicken with peanut sauce. / Chicken Caesar Salad. Would you rather vacation by a beach or a lake? How about a lake with a beach? / <--Yeah. Lakes can have beaches. Have you watched any good horror/thriller movies lately? No. / I’m not into those kinds of films usually. How would you feel about traveling abroad alone? No thanks. / That means like, internationally, right? Yeah. No. What was the last thing you watched on TV? Fuller House. / The Cubs game is on TV right now. Do you know your blood type? Nope. / Still no. Yesterday, did you get up before 9am? Yes. / Yeah. How many times does the number ‘7’ occur in your phone number? Once, in the area code. / <--I don’t know why I said “once” when my area code has two 7′s in it...5 years ago me was not thinking... What was your favorite board game as a child? Sorry! / <--Yeah, or Clue. Are you a coffee drinker? Eh. I don’t not drink it. / <--Ohh buddy did that change. I love coffee now, especially with hazelnut creamer. When are you going on vacation again? Thinking of going back to Natchez Trace in October with some friends. / Mark and I are going to a little cabin on a river in about a month to celebrate our 10 year anniversary. After that, I have a trip to Boston planned. Who did you last have an alcoholic drink with? Mark. / My dad. What are you going to do after this? Another survey, maybe. / Maybe another survey, or I might do a work out and then come back and do some surveys later tonight. What is your fathers middle name? Irvin. / <--- It’s about midnight. Who are you texting? I don’t really “text” too much. I use FB messenger more than anything. If it was midnight I’d probably be talking to Ellen. / Ellen or Sarah. Who was the last person you were under the covers with? Mark. / Mark. Has anyone ever told you you have pretty eyes? Yes. / Yeah. Do you ever keep arguing when you know you’re wrong? No. / No. What did you do today? Work. / Worked, took a shower, ate dinner. How is your hair? It needs to be dyed again. / I just washed it. It’s really soft right now. And I just had it dyed over a month ago but it’s fading. Debating on just waiting until right before my Boston trip to get it dyed again. Do you like to cuddle? Sometimes. / Yes. Name something great that happened today? I got a free pair of shoes from work!! / Nothing really. I got to pet my kitties. How many different people of the opposite sex have you really cried over? What sex is the opposite of mine tho? / <--- Who was the last person’s voice you heard? Jeff from work. / The Cubs’ announcer. When was the last time you saw your father? Last night. / Tuesday night. Have you ever passed out on the bathroom floor? Nah. / No. Do you like your life as of now? Sometimes. / Yes. Who was the last person you hung out one-on-one with? Mark. / Mark. He’s basically the only person I hang out with lol. Would you cry if you found out you were pregnant? Yes, and then I would take care of it. / Probably, for a bit, out of fear. But then I’d get an abortion. Have you ever been cheated on? Probably. It was never confirmed but I’m pretty sure it happened. This was with an ex. / <--- Who’s car were you last in? Mine. / Mine. Last thing you drank? Water. / Coffee. Did you kiss or hug anyone today? Mark. / Yes, Mark. Have you ever thought about getting your nose pierced? Well, obviously, since it is pierced. / Yes, and then I got it pierced. Have your parents ever smoked pot? …They were hippies…you do the math…… / Yeah. Do you tend to make relationships complicated? Nah. / Nope. Are you good at giving directions? For the most part. / Sure. Has anyone told you they missed you lately? Yeah. / Yeah. If you could seek revenge on someone would you? No. / Yeah. Would your mom care if she found condoms in your room? My mom’s dead first of all and second of all she wouldn’t have cared because I’m an adult. / <-- Did you speak to your father today? Yes. / I haven’t. What do you think about the weather? It’s unusually cool and it’s pissing me off. / It’s warm and I am THRIVING. Are you ticklish? Yes. / Yeah. Did you kiss someone before you were sixteen? Yes. / Yeah. Could you go a day without eating? Not happily. / Why would I want to. Ever kissed anyone whose name starts with a M? Everyday. / Yup. Are your nails always painted? Yeah, or they have Jamberry wraps on them. / <-- Ew that’s embarrassing, remember when I was briefly in an MLM scheme? Haha. Anyway, they are almost always painted. Where did your last kiss take place? My basement. / Our apartment. Have you ever met any bands/band members before? A handful. / Yes.

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1. Do you have any pets? I have a dog and a kitty. / I have three kitties. 2. What color top are you wearing? Black. / Tye-Dye. 3. Name 3 things that are physically close to you. My lunch, my phone, the computer. / My phone, a cup of coffee, a fake plant. 4. What’s the weather like right now? Chilly :/ / Warm! 5. Do you drive? If so have you crashed? Yes and just a couple rear-endings. / <-- Yeah. 6. What time did you wake up this morning? 5. / 7. 7. When was the last time you showered? The other day. / An hour ago. 8. What was the last movie you saw? I don’t remember. / Inside Out. 9. What does your last text message say? “Hey Hannah, would you be available to watch Lily the night of Fri, July 15?” / “Yes, then I am staying with the girls.” 10. What’s your ringtone? The Office Theme song in either minor instead of major or major instead of minor, I forget. / The Horsin’ Around theme song from BoJack Horseman in 8 bit. 11. Have you ever been to a different country? When I was a baby. / <--- 12. Do you like sushi? I do. / SO much. 13. Where do you buy your groceries from? Jewel-Osco. / Jewel or Trader Joe’s. 14. Have you ever taken medication to help you fall asleep faster? Melatonin. / Melatonin or CBD. 15. How many siblings do you have? One. / One. 16. Do you have a desktop computer or a laptop? I’m on a desktop right now but I have a laptop at home. / I’m on my laptop right now. 17. How old will you be turning on your next birthday? 27. / 32 :( 18. How did your parents pick your name? My mom just liked it, idk. / She heard it in a movie. 19. Do you wear contacts or glasses? Glasses and sometimes contacts. / <-- 20. Do you color your hair? Yup. / My cousin does. 21. Tell me something you are planning to do today. Go to Corrina’s after work. / Work out. 22. When was the last time you cried? Sunday when I stepped on my cat’s foot and she was limping. / Yesterday. 23. What is your full name? Hannah Martina. / <-- 24. What is your perfect pizza topping? Pepperoni and black olives. / <--- 25. Who is your favorite comedian? Michael Ian Black. / John Mulaney. 26. What is your favorite radio station? Ehhh. / KISFM. 27. Which do you prefer-hamburgers or cheeseburgers? Cheeseburger. / Cheese please. 28. Have you ever pulled an all nighter? Yes. / Uh huh. 29. What is your eye color? Green. / Green. 30. Can you taste the difference between pepsi and coke? Yes. / Yeah.

#surveys #5 years ago

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