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nimmie-nugget · 9 months

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~Hantengu Clones x Disgust Clone Reader~

Reminder: drink water and eat a full meal! Turn on dark mode if it’s currently night where you live~ wouldn’t want ya eyes to hurt right?~ —go to your profile and press the icon that’s on the VERY right, then click “General Settings” and scroll down a bit till you see “Color Palette” and there should be a few options for ya there!—

Warnings: ooc, not proofread, your not gonna like Karaku’s part, you might shit your pants

Note: I’ve had this in my mind for quite a long time!!! Google better be right for the kanji’s I have next to the clone’s names or Istg- This doesn’t mean I won’t stop doing Tokito twins content tho! I’ve been posting some other things instead of Tokito content so i just wanted to reassure~ don’t worry Tokito enthusiastic’s! Your emotion is disgust and your color is a mix of Yellow and Green~ Platonic ofc or else self love has a new meaning💀 Enjoy <3

Masterlist+Introduction

Masterlist

Sekido 怒

You CANNOT come to me and tell me this is not toxic. 💀🖕

Both of you argue the most out of the clones

There was a time your argument got WAY out of hand ‘n both of you started using your BDA like crazy!

Your always pointing out his lil flaws

Tho Sekido’s clothes are more tolerable.

You tease him but not as much as Karaku

Long story short both of you want each other to die 😣

“Why not you fix your hair before you start talking?”

“WE HAVE THE SAME HAIRSTYLE YOU BRAT!”

These two lines kinda giving sibling energy- 👆

Karaku 愉

Your grossed out by the fact he doesn’t wear proper clothing.

Just one touch and you go

“AHHHH!!! THIS IS UTTERLY DISGUSTING!”

Teases you A LOT. You and Sekido most likely teamed up once just to get him to shut up 😬

I think he just considers you a whore at this point-

Considering you always look at his abs ‘n shit but your just trynna tell him to wear some clothes in the most judging way possible 😭

How did he even miss that gaze full of disgust!? HECK it’s your emotion-

“I know you like this Y/n~” he says as he licks his hand. Bro’s a cat fr💀

You gave him the most disgusted look ever that day.

Urogi 幸

He’s too much for you to handle-

Your losing your sanity yeah tots like you didn’t lose it years ago😃

Let’s just say your BDA is to be able to mind control-

The moment he uses his BDA you instantly use your BDA on him if your near.

Tho despite you literally being disgusted of him in every single way, you still hold some respect for him.

“A,IS)EJWAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO” *Activated BDA*

You groan as you activate your BDA “I don’t have time for this! And keep ya mouth shut would ya?! Your voice is disgusting.”

Aizetsu 愁

You must admit he is quite tolerable then the other clones but that’s what makes it more disgusting.

You two have a pretty decent relationship.

Tho his outfit…it’s disgusting.

You don’t really hold…much disgust towards him???

Tho it’s just probably because he doesn’t annoy you much as the other clones.

OH YOU WERE VERY WRONG 😨

Your the only clone who doesn’t tease him or act serious.

That’s the explanation to him latching to your arm 24/7 👆💀

“UGHHH!!! GET OFF ME! YOUR FUCKING HEAVY!” You yelled.

“…Y/n don’t yell…that makes me sad…” he said clutching onto his staff

“This disgusts me. You disgust me.”

Yep, ya had to use your BDA to get him off.

But why ya gotta be so mean!!? >:(

But hey! Aizetsu’s confirmed to be a cat 😼

Zohakuten 憎

Let’s just say ALL of the clones are in a black void when Hantengu is in control 😶

Never though I’d say this but this relationship is WAY more toxic then yours with Sekido 😰

Your always commenting on how disgusting he is.

Roast him like a Roblox kid 😎

Tho you won’t be getting away just easily.

Considering he’s the STRONGEST of the clones you’ll def be beat to pieces 😭

“Ngh!…is that all you got? Your unreliable dragons can’t do shit to me! Utterly disgusting.” You say with a grin.

Hell you faced so many tortures that day- tho what scared ya the most was the fact that your regeneration slowed down 😰

Like- HOW!?!?

You swore to never go overboard with HIM ever again 🫡

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smilesrobotlover · 2 months

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🧡💚??

🧡 what is a popular (serious) theory you disagree with?

Uuuummmmmmm?????? I don’t like the theory that Link is dead in MM. it doesn’t make any sense to me and is canonically not true. Tho that one doesn’t seem to be very popular anymore, especially since Zeltik talked about it. Idk what other theories there are that I don’t vibe with… 🤔 a lot of theories that I don’t vibe with aren’t popular and the stuff I have issues with are actual canon so. Yeah I guess I’ll go with that lol.

💚 What does everyone else get wrong about your favorite character?

Aight Linebeck is not as big of a coward as people say he is. Yes he doesn’t want to go into the dungeons, but when he’s on sea, he is NOT a coward. When an enemy pops up, instead of going like “waaah monster!” He’s more like “enemy spotted!” He faces the challenges on sea head on and encourages you everytime with it. It’s actually quite sweet. The bosses you have to fight on sea also prove this cuz Linebeck is cheering you on the entire time. He’s not cowering in fear or crying or whatever, heck, even if you die, he sorta accepts his fate in a dramatic manner. I feel like Linebeck is someone who can’t think. If he’s in a position where he thinks about a situation, he overthinks and gets scared. But when he’s thrown into a situation and he has to be quick on his feet, he thrives really well and comes off as courageous! On the sea, there is no time for thinking. An enemy pops up and you have to kill it, so Linebeck doesn’t think and goes to deal with the problem. With the bosses? The ship is down so he doesn’t think, he goes to fix the ship while Link shoots at it. The entire battle with Bellum he is just cheering you on and telling you helpful things and I can’t label him only as a coward cuz of that. Because he’s not. On land, things are slowed down for him and he starts to think about the dangers ahead of him, but on sea? He’s a different person! So when Linebeck said “I was just caught up in the moment” to ciela towards the end, he genuinely meant it. He saw Link in danger and didn’t have time to think about anything. He grabbed that sword and saved Link’s life, tho I do feel like there was some thinking involved cuz he was terrified, but hey, he needed an arc! He needed the courage to fight back even when scared! So yeah, there’s my huge ramble. Linebeck my beloved

#asks #ask game #Linebeck

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meganwasbored · 2 years

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The Dragon Prince Thoughts Season 1 Episodes 1 and 2

I was gonna post the whole season at once but by episode 2 I realized that would be way too long

Episode 1

-I misunderstood the begining for a second and I thought the elves pushed the humans to the west to protect them from the magic but now I see that they’re enemies and that makes a lot more sense

-“Take that, marshmallow monster!” Oh I already love him

-“I wasn’t scared, Bait was scared” AWWW HES SO CUTE

-The jelly tart scene reminds of the little brothers from Brave

-It’s only the first episode and someone’s already gonna die this is wack

-THE WHOLE SWORD TRAINING SCENE AND SOREN LETTING CALLUM WIN TO IMPRESS CLAUDIA BIG BROTHER ENERGYYYY

-Harrow knows he’s probably gonna die but he still tries to keep the boys happy I love him

-“Everything’s going to be fine, alright? I’m sure of it.” The fact that he has to say that clearly means everything’s NOT going to be fine

-AWW HE WANTS TO HELP TO PROTECT HIS DAD EVEN THOUGH HES NOT REALLY HIS DAD IM CRYING

-“Life is precious. Life is valuable. We take it, but we do not take it lightly.” Dang.

-ok I like Soren so far but he’s kinda being a brat about the moth like read the room nobody has time for your complaining. No offense.

-“he looked up at me and I saw the fear in his eyes” + “He didn’t do anything to me! How could I take his life?”

*ahem*

ANYWAY

Episode 2

-“Yesterday I had two eggs for breakfast and I was starving. Today I had four eggs

and I’m stuffed. So, tomorrow…”

“Three eggs! I get it!”

“I was going to say two eggs and one sausage.”

I don’t know your name but I love you random guard

-I’ve known Callum for one episode and I will already die for him

-Callum’s entire conversation with the king I wanna cry

-“The great illusion of childhood is that adults have all the power and freedom but the truth is the opposite. A child is freer than a king.”

-“Take care of your brother” STOP ITTTT

-THE HUG

-I could write a whole essay just on that two minutes

-He tripped. He was running for his life and he freaking tripped.

-“Hey you swept the leg!” BRO WHAT ARE YOU DOING RUN

-THE LETTER ROLLED OUT OF THE BAG I REPEAT THE LETTER ROLLED OUT OF THE BAG

-“I am prince Ezran.” STOPPP ITTTTTTT

-“An assassin doesn’t decide right and wrong, only life and death.”

“That was really clever but come on, really?”

I love them already

-“It’s not a good time!”

“…you mean because you’re with a girl?” HAHAHAHAHA

-Help why is Ezran so chill about this

-DID HE PUT THE LETTER BACK IN THE BAG THATS ALL I CARE ABOUT RN

-“I would rather die a king than live as a coward.” Stop because I volunteer to die for

him

-Ok I get why he’s so against dark magic and he’s valid for that but also literally what else is his plan, like yeah he’s likely to die either way but like dude we can have this argument another time

-“stubborn and ungrateful” WOAH BACK UP THAT WAS TOO FAR

-WAIT SO YOU DESTROYED THE EGG WITHOUT THOUGHT OR PERMISSION??? AND NOW MY MANS GONNA DIE FOR IT??? OH HECK NO I DONT LIKE YOU ANYMORE

-YEAH WOULD YOU VIREN??? Yeah that’s what I thought get out of my face

-I don’t blame you anymore Soren I see where you learned the attitude

-“He’s a glow toad🙄”

-YEAH YEAH COOL EGG DID HE PICK UP THE LETTER THO

#ONWARD #after my phone charges #it died from all the emotions #the dragon prince #tdp #rayllum #the dragon prince thoughts #tdp thoughts #tdp thoughts season 1 #the dragon prince thoughts season 1 #tdp season 1 #the dragon prince season 1

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adagaium · 1 year

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a meta about the physiological and psychological damage done to ardyn ft. the scourge, the crucifixion, 2000 years in angelgard.

warnings for mentions of torture , starvation , probably some blasphemy ?? maybe ?

so uHHHH ardyn was imprisoned in angelgard for 2k years (@ all of us who once had theories that he was Just Wandering Around rip to ardyn’s exciting time passage adventures, tho please continue with that bc its a lot less bad than canon i’ll reckon), and on top of that, he was crucified. having his body in that position combined with his own weight can lead to asphyxiation- one of many things on a list of causes of death when a person is crucified. if not asphyxiation, death can come from: cardiac rupture, heart failure, hypovolemic shock, acidosis, asphyxia, arrhythmia, and pulmonary embolism, or a horrendous combination of those. so that’s bad.

he was held like this for 2000 years, had no food or water, and squenix wants us to believe that he could move at all when he was freed? yeah no. no he could not. he wouldn’t be daemonifying anyone in the escape, with the level of emaciation? heck he … nah he could barely move guys. since he had suffered repeated deaths of various kinds, ardyn truly looked a mess and his healing ability didn’t kick in until he was actually given food and water, most of which his body initially rejected as is the case with suddenly getting food after nOT HAVING IT for that long period of time.

ANYWAY! the other thing about crucifixion is it is meant as humiliation on top of torture. the game says ardyn had clothes on that is NOT what happened. so he had that trauma of being stripped bare and injured again and again and haha it sure hurt! ardyn can feel pain (although his pain tolerance is very high), the executioners decided to cut his throat to make him stop screaming and he stopped but it didn’t kill him, because he can’t die now, which is awful.

it took about 4 days in angelgard before ardyn’s second actual death. the cycle was usually he would die and be reborn every 4 or 5 days …. for 2000 years. this is why he was even conscious at all when verstael broke into angelgard, as the scientist was in luck that ardyn’s body had recently revived itself.

ardyn has scars from all of that because of how frequently he died in that manner. while one death in angelgard may not have left those scars, he suffered thousands of deaths locked away, so of course those scars never went away (it’s also why the scar on his chest and stomach stayed, as they were inflicted as his first death).

additionally, the trauma from being stripped bare and suffering that sort of humiliation never left him, which is another reason why ardyn doesn’t like taking his clothes off. sure, he has a bunch of other people's memories thanks to carrying their daemons, but some traumas just are THERE ALWAYS.

it took more than 7 months after angelgard for ardyn to have the strength to do anything. verstael performed experiments on ardyn while he was unconscious, learning that ardyn gained strength from the scourge by flat out injecting him with tainted blood and noticing how it sped up the recovery process, and there's a reason ardyn hates verstael- that's near the top of the list.

#and when god asks me about love‚ i always respond with cruelty ❜ › meta analysis #crucifixion #death #torture #ask to tag

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msookyspooky · 2 years

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PART TWO LETS GO !!! Okay these are in the list (technically) So I know what you did last summer was pretty cliche and too famous in pop culture so I already knew some of the deaths ;-; BUT I didn’t find the cast as annoying as I expected to (except for barry, he sucked even before the murder stress) enjoyed it but wouldn’t rewatch a lot or watch the sequel immediately after it, i also suuuper curious you know

NOW omfg Nightmare on Elm Street HOLY FUCK what a franchise, the ending of the first one was so like unexpected and vague i HAD to watch the sequels immediately (rip to the ppl who had to wait like a whole year to know what happened, sucks to suck)

Jokes on me Freddy’s revenge had nOTHING TO DO WITH THE MAIN PLOT (and i had to go to bed by the time it was over) but it was still really good tho !! Like the idea of F possessing someone irl ???? Brilliant !! THE ALIEN/BIRTH/EXPLOSION THING ???? WHAT ?! I also liked it carried on the universe’s story without explaining the ending of the first one (idk if it was on purpose or they didn’t know what to do with Nancy yet so they stalled but i liked it !!)

And then it was three, holy fucking shit holy fuck Dream Warriors the one of the best movies I’ve ever seen in my life (a proper rival to Scream ngl) AAAAHHH I could write a 12 page essay about this movie, the cAST ???? Angels! The dream powers ??? AMAZING! The dude psychiatrist actually listening and trusting Nancy instead of acting like shes crazy ??? PERFECTION !!!! also the fucking dream warriors song holy fuck what a banger, I’ve been listening to it non stop

ALSO (major spoilers ig sorry sksksks) WTF THEY CANT JUST KILL OFF THE FINAL GIRL ???? THATS SO RUDE WHAT THE HECK ?!?!?! I really liked her ;-; she was a really good final girl, like smart and resilient and a fucking Survivor you know (feeling absolutely gutted)

OMG YOU WATCHED THEM!!!!!

It's been a hot minute but I remember the SHOCK of 3. Why do yall think Stu and Billy and Randy keep mentioning in a trilogy anything goes and YN could be a Nancy? (Lowkey wish I would have left it ambiguous that I was writing for 4 and 5 to up the anti here) Like how many franchises kill the final girl and keep going???? In a good way bc yeah I was super upset Nancy died but also it made it more interesting bc if SHE can die; anyone can. (And I think Wes intended 3 to be the last so damn what a power move on his part) Can you imagine if Sidney died in Scream 3??? I feel like I'd never watch it again but also if it was done very well and the new final girl was good (Or we follow Gale trying to figure out who killed Sidney like they never caught Roman OR how Jill was supposed to kill Sid and be the new final girl until someone found out her dirty secret) I would still watch it and be on edge bc the only thing I feel 5 REALLY had going for it was killing off a main character that hasn't happened since Scream 2 and we were livid and shocked and enthralled...But we still couldn't stop watching! Bc who else?!?!

I'm so glad you liked the series I may not write for it but it is a great slasher series

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azuarchive · 6 months

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Ok I think the biggest thing that I want to let out is about;

Who Arisa ended up with?

Ah yes…back then it was so much fun to see my friends doing shipping war. I love you guys!

I made a bunch of AU ver of who Arisa ended up with so basically she can be anyone! I want to see Arisa with everyone like in otome game! But in actual long ass story that I wrote for more than 40 chapters I know I should decided the end game for Just a Fate.

I think I should let it out before I die ｡ﾟ(ﾟﾉ∀`ﾟ)ﾟ｡

Ok so, between the 2 main known candidates (actually it’s 3 if you saw the tags but weelllll) aka LaFate and NoName….

The endgame is NoName! ∑(ﾟДﾟ)

So in the proper Just a Fate (that I intended), Arisa ended up with NN lmaoooooo.

Tbh even I was surprised at myself for deciding NN to be the end game. When I first wrote this story I was planning for LaFate to be the end game. I WROTE THE FIC FOR HIM. I LOVE LF.

But then as I write the story, NN ended up being the one who is closer to Arisa’s heart? I didn’t mean for this!! But it just happened so naturally.

Okay…… why not LF?

LF and Arisa sure had special connection from back then. Yeah. Had. However Arisa feels like she isn’t the same person as her past and she slowly let go of that fact as spend her time with NN despite mistaking NN as LF from the past.

LF loves Arisa to death. He might look like he was trapped within the past but even in the present he sincerely loves the new Arisa. In fact in any AU, LF will still love Arisa. His fate is Arisa even if Arisa’s fate is not always with him. Tragically romantic.

So between LF or NN, it was simply Arisa’s choice.

Ok as I wrote this I feel bad for about LF lmaoooo don’t worry guys the universe is vast so ofc there will be another universe with LF as end game too! Heck! We can go 3P LF-Arisa-NN too!

That aside, yeah, the end game for that long ass fic I wrote ended up becoming NN.

Unlike LF who 100% devoted to Arisa in any universe, NN specifically falls in love with Arisa ONLY in this particular universe. That man is a bastard. He was playing with Arisa as he knows that LF is smitten to Arisa then NN used that as his advantage to make LF suffer. But as he does that, he ended up actually fallen in love with Arisa. Unfortunately he be like coming clean in the worst possible way….

NN: yeah I deceived you so I can make LF suffer!

Arisa: -shock-

NN: but that’s already in the past! I love you for real now!

Arisa: -way too shocked to listen to the rest of NN’s words-

Yeah……NN be like that. Cannot read the mood. At least he’s honest so that’s good(?)

Surprisingly tho, NN is actually truly a good friend of Arisa in any other timeline. In Just a Fate he only hold romantic feeling because it was a twisted surprise that he ended up falling in love for real as he flirted Arisa to make LF suffer. But other than that, he doesn’t hold that much attention to Arisa if she didn’t focus on him either. For example in Michael’s route, LF still loves Arisa but as Arisa ended up with Michael—NN doesn’t have the need to directly make LF suffer anymore. He’s just watching with popcorn lol. But in general, NN eventually does get a little soft spot for Arisa and Arisa herself likes NN’s bluntness so nevertheless they became good friends! In fact, their relationship is like that siblings who always fight and prank but cannot deny that they don’t dislike each other that much and cannot helped but care when the other side need it. The fact that Arisa is getting along with NN whether romantically or not will always make LF jealous lololol.

So to make LF jealous and suffer more, I do actually have another strong love candidate for Arisa. Maybe I wrote this story just to make LF suffer….

Ok so Just a Fate might seem like it’s NN vs LF but in fact there’s strong candidate. And that’s….1stDark aka Han!

You: ok Azu you already wrote 1stD route before what’s so special about it?

Me: WELL HE’S MORE SPECIAL THAN ANYONE IN TERM OF LORE

1stD is actually VERY IMPORTANT character that hold the key of world building of Just a Fate lore. Yeah it wasn’t revealed yet so it will make you ???

If I had the actual willpower to write the next chapter, I could actually start the arc that will explain the lore of JF world (I’m getting tired to type Just a Fate so I will shortened it now). If Arisa goes deeper about her own family, she will eventually go deep with 1stD’s existence.

Tbh 1stD feels like the hidden route of JF. If NN and LF are like the main poster of the story, 1stD is like the hidden setting that makes up the world history.

….now that I think about it, each characters in JF got hidden connection to the world lore. But I specifically mentioned 1stD because he is the important character in lore setting and he with Arisa got special troupe that I love.

If I were to describe the relationship…

NN-Arisa is moving on from the painful past into the bright future. LF-Arisa is the precious past continues to the bright future.

Then 1stD-Arrisa is holding each other hands as facing toward the painful past, painful present, and unknown future.

….yeah. It sounds dark isn’t it (not intentional pun). I will probably make a post about 1stD in details later. I love his complicated setting hehe.

P.S for Remy-neesan if you ever read this; I was so surprised you made NN as ML in your fic!! Lmao! Once again I’m so honored to be part of your fic. I really love the dynamic of my characters in your story. AND I’M STILL NOT RECOVERING FROM THE TWIST U GAVE TO ME. I swear if I wrote JF to make LF suffer, you wrote to make NN suffer. NN is such a good guy in ur fic….I’m so touched…… /plak

#Just a Fate #big spoilers #Arisa #LaFate #NoName #1stDark

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castle-dominion · 7 months

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7x5 meme is murder

the snappamatic episode liveblog

Ok so I have p much no time. I have a full time job now instead of part time plus school assignments to do. I'm just going thru the transcript while I have a free half hour instead of yk... doing my Menu Demographic assignment.

update: it's still several days later & I'm only now getting the chance to watch it, on my day off. Heck the only reason I'm able to watch it is bc even tho I had to go to two different schools today & my uncle usually comes over, mum & lil bro are gone & my uncle is not coming over so I can watch this in the evening. I... have less than two hours before I need to be asleep.

Music <3 I see nobody here. Lots of mirrors. Pretty gal. Love how we're getting only one side of the phone call. why is the number already blocked? it's her! She dead!

When I watch this I'm going to join in on the vocal warmups I swear (I did lol) my mom's shiny forehead Martha <3 I love her bouncing BTS stuff I love, hey do you remember-- no that was s8 when someone was filming the dead body in the theater place. Mo! (who even is mo?) (you know I named a character Miyawatam who goes sby the nickname mo) walks away from mom with "oh my god" face wait I need captions on lol & since I've pre-liveblogged this, I can watch while doing my mustard seeds!

Misleading. Ha on the downloa-d. Remember the bloopers? NF has to catch books over & over.

Good for castle! Minor blow to my ego! Ok becks but PLAYING yourself is different from BEING yourself. Ah the coffee clink! RC: It’s time I let technology wrap me in its warm, lucrative embrace. Me: Bro if it's warm ur battery is overheating transcript doesn't say how tall the building is (love castle & the unis)

SHE is a maintenance worker, good for her. nvm misread the transcript, maintenance FOUND her Esposito kinda pretty. Heehee so creepy. Julian & LT in the background <3 Ryan also pretty ig but meh RC: Well, so much for the warm embrace of technology. Why si it always a burner phone? I mean they are homicide detectvies so of course it is there... I just remembered how the killer got in. Anyway the dets get burner phones with more regularity than normal ppl. Did she get killed after hanging up on him & getting the text?

Ryan's eyes in this lighting Club Doom Small time celebrity sort of like how castle is a famous author but not easily recognizable. Wow 500k is a lot. My youtube only has 320 & mu tumblrs have way less. (btw carlos is kinda pretty) Oh maintenance celebrity was a comedian! Makes sense! not stalkers but u need followers

HOLD ON I KNOW AN EDWARD HAN IRL. he is NOT an acupuncturist, at least he wasn't in jr high... RC: And who better than an acupuncturist to kill with accurate punctures? Perhaps with a giant needle. JE, who is rly pretty: I don’t get it. Posting dumbass photos all over the place? How does she have a fan base? How did this become a career? Me: so right bestie *liveblogging on tumblr* RC: Welcome to the sharing economy. JE: More like oversharing. Me: & it's worse when they share info abt random people on the street or prank them. At least Just For Laughs gags points out the cameras in the end & asks permission. KB: Really? And you’re opposed to all photos of oversharing women? *eyes emoji* JE: o-o JE: That’s … different. (funny but not clipping) (ryan said that making eye contact to beckett & everyone but also that deep eye contact with esposito)

Yeah she messed up Han's business I'm mad at her Ooh info: Abby said someone had been following her for the last month. But I didn’t track her down until a week ago. So the stalker couldn’t have been me. I don't have proof, that's your job

What's up with the lighting btw? KB: “The brightest stars burn quickest.” Me: we spark & fade they die by threes ooh wood varnish Pulls up a chair for someone (castle ig) The guy filming-- no that was castle's book. Mixing in my mind with the one in the future. lol Netslayer??? totally would have a better pfp imo

Like the cheese that the guy posted online that happened to have his finger that had his fingerprint that got him arrested

Heck yeah privacy! Oren Wilder: Look, no one is more upset about this than we are. KB: I bet Abby Smith was. Yay 10minmail Snappamatic stays a thing in future episodes, being associated with murder is not going to ruin it. Like those tiktokers who found a body in a suitcase. Metadata my beloathed What if the netslayer had his idea for snappamatic stolen by these two? Why would netslayer not scrub the metadata? JE: We already did. It’s a one man shop owned by one Bill Garrett. It turns out he used to be a cop until he had a nervous breakdown. And get this – he worked in the cyber division.

Ew guns. no vests tho.

Lol screw you & your fellow officer bs. You are to be treated just like any other human being. Even when u delete them they can be recovered, yes he knows that he was in cyber. He can't have killed her bc he wouldn't mess up like that. Bill Garrett doesn't go near the web unless he has to? mr cyber division? Also brings up a question. When did the police need to make a cyber division? (& then why does he have wifi at his shop?) BG: And I quit cyber because a frat boy date raped a girl, posted the photos online, and then got away with it, so I flipped out and I put him in the hospital. Me: so valid bestie

Ooh it's them! they're being stalked! Taunted! Serial killers taunting cops are always fun in media. So why... why did the netslayer show off instead of letting them arrest him & he'd get away with it? Oh wait I remember. He wants attention. I lovebeckett's face at the body parts

RC: Human Sausages... (makes sense for a serial killer)... in november...... (not so much) Except that mr cyber might be able to change his security system to say he has an alibi their NEXT murder or a murder they've done which u haven't found yet? Speaking of which, did he post the pics before or after the body was found? Huh, nov 12 is World Pneumonia Day. KR, annoyed: Yes castle we're also looking into that

I don't like the animations. I'd expect Tory to do more alt-tab back & forth between the cropped photo & the normal photo. In fact, let her do it several times & maybe one of the dets says "stop i'mma get nauseous" Food blogs my beloathed

Ooh german cuisine Hey 47 followers in a week is good!!

Maybe these are personal, not for the web-celeb. Go back to your first suspicion.

KR: But Leek’s pretty low on the Snappamatic totem pole. He only has about two thousand followers. Heck, my blog has more than that. First of all, "heck" is a good word, second, Let Me See Ryan's Blog! Like how bbc made john watson's blog! RC: U have a blog? KR: Yeah, yeah. The Ryan Report. It’s the musings of a homicide detective? The ryan report <3. Ok so the transcript says becks knows what he's talking abt but does she? does she read it? does she just know about it? I'm glad castle isn't reading it tho bc he'd make so many comments & corrections. (& watching it I see becks also looks surprised when ryan says his blog has over 2k followers) (Actually watching it I see becks makes hand gestures as if she knows abt the blog, meaning she knew abt it but not that it was over 2k followers or she was faking.) KR: Well … that’s going to be difficult. He’s at an art opening in Seattle. He doesn’t live in New York. Ok & one more thing abt the ryan report: is being a homicide detective his only personality trait? (I mean in early seasons he started reading castle books & then ofc he's also a parent, & it's revealed he took piano lessons & he'd open a winery if he won the lottery, but still, his blog is about homicide?) Castle shaking his hands when he figures it out, adhd moments

RC: Expiration date on spoiled milk. Plus grilled bratwurst equals … spoiled brats. (they don’t really follow) That’s the message. That’s what the images mean, leading us to … (off their lost looks) Seriously? Anyone here besides me a consumer of vapid online magazines? ESPOSITO, RYAN, and BECKETT all chorus “no”. CASTLE deflates. (but the way they say it is so... chill & small, I love them. not worth clipping tho. btw I love how far forward beckett's head is when listening & then she brings it back to normal good posture when she shakes her head. But maybe I should clip. But maybe I shouldn't.) Ok but weren't there 3 photos? Yeah body parts I DID IN FACT NOTICE THAT THE ARTICLE'S PHOTO WAS THE COLLAGE

Ok I should put this on hold *after eating second breakfast* Maybe I can just liveblog a little more...

Becks maybe she doesn't know abt the netslayer yet, it's been less than a day. Could have said "we have reason to believe that you are the target of an upcoming homicide" So she knows abt the netslayer obv, but abby had up to half the followers you did, which is a lot. (also, ryan's blog has 2k followers!?!? that is plenty!) she's awful. doesn't deserve to die but wow. Yeah it's hard when you go from mademoiselle to madam or miss to maam or senorita to senora. (but esposito's eyes when she said that lol) Bye bye! *man's dead*

hhh pushzoom So when did the netslayer kill cam if the cops were right there?

I always thought it was weird how they just have a tv up in the corner but they used it for the baby lottery & they don't just idk. tv is weird. she can pause it? remember the dead pool? the guy was a car thief? Or ambidextrous

Ok so the timing of it is an issue. It looks like they are still chill, but this was before they got on the scene.

First name

Hug <3 This is so early 2010s or whenever this show came out. Love anonymity. The cops just bought a 3d printer? I'd expect the guy to maybe use one at the library. Ryan looks so sweet. I love him look at that. Ok but u need to have it the right size. & orientation. The key is twisted to the wrong size. But ryan is sooo smart look at him! look at what he did! (also that key is possibly a 1284x) Castle uses the word outstanding now! (the killer didn't snap a pic, the vic posted a pic) mr rich castle man XD (beckett's voice this ep sounds like she grew up with a british or other european accent & is working to not have that accent but it is not rly working.)

Yeah u don't drive ur can in new york, it's for getting out of the city.

JE: So I’ve been running the people that rented Abby’s apartment. KB: Why would anyone let complete strangers stay in their place? TE: Extra money. KB & JE: TE: (sheepishly) After this I don’t think I’ll be doing it anymore. (yeah she's an underpaid "lowly tech worker" I don't think even a real cop. I have a friend who does work like that, or at least did, idk what happened after june 2020) So this guy has been planning this since Abby rented out her apartment. Carlos said she USED to rent out her place, now she doesn't.

Bill garrett, welcome back! Is it a fake beard or did he grow up & grow a beard?

Myspace XD Except I have a question, would he, if he's been this traumatized, not be super aware of where all the cameras are now? ig not Computer geek? My man has computer friends then.

how does he get paid then? Oh wait online stuff. that's how he paid for the 3d print job. JE: Hey, get this. I ran down Tim Witherspoon, Lane’s bully. Turns out, he’s dead. Unsolved homicide. He was stabbed in his apartment ten months ago. !!! RC: That’s right after Lane’s mother died. Maybe that’s what triggered him. He might still have the key, like when james gillies went to his childhood home & kidnapped someone

wow guns

her phone is in the velcro on her jacket?

Oren and Kent Wilder from Snappamatic, oh no. (they got kidnapped WHILE working with tthe police!?) This is hilarious, I read a fanfiction like this once. It was very typical fanfiction tho, I can't take this seriously.

It's like gofundme, a popularity contest where if you lose you die bc you can't afford ur medical bills. Becks is right, they both might. I mean, maybe if nobody voted nothing would happen. Hey here's a question: how are the votes connected to the machines? What if instead of finding the room, they stop the timer & the votes? Yeah sure u can track down snappamatic office photos OR you can find out where/when/how they were snatched & figure things out that way. (bro they can't even track the photos, remember?)

Adam Lane: What’s the expression? Three hots and a cot? (shrugs) Works for me. They probs can't send him there AL: It can’t be any worse than high school. he's .. maybe not that wrong? girl u'r not going down with manson & the zodiac. AL: I’m sick? (scoffs) Nobody had to follow me. No one has to vote for Kent or Oren. But they can’t help themselves. They want to be a part of it. They have to watch. So … who is really sick? He's not too far off there actually

I thought that garret would go in & talk to him

Ryan doing tech stuff, esposito walking around canvassing Well if the site crashed, nobody can vote so that's good. Maybe it disabled the timer & now they won't die. What if oren & kent just,, already died bc the system boot killed them? bc it is after all connected to the site & the votes...

AL: If you cops were capable of doing your jobs you’d know. there was a hint. He did spoiled brats... he left a hint somewhere else. & I think I remembered how it ends. {hs, right?} ew fakes electrocution, surprised me Becks u need to make it believable. Send Garrrett in. Or u can bully him becks. that... ok. He didn't exactly say they were to/g. *using description* tiled walls & stale air. Why so much description my man? BOTH fry wait, he also said the votes were irrelevant.

*jumps over the thing* Bro what if you just peel off the stickers? (except with only this many seconds left u might not want to touch the things) The countdown ends and an electrical box beeps. ESPOSITO reaches over and grabs a fistful of the wires and pulls them out. The wires spark, but they’re safe. Like castle & the bomb! for a sec I thought esposito went to hug him lol, but it was the duck tape on his mouth

I love seeing the whiteboard with the writing but no pics, it;s cool

The way he swings his arms

YAY THE RAGIN HEAT WEBMERCIAL I AM SO GLAD THIS IS ONLINE I'M NOT CLIPPING BC I CAN JUST LINK IT BUT HECKING CROWS I'M HAPPY.

Transcript: Hi, I’m Crichard Rastle Captions: Crichard Ratchel Me: so did he mess up saying his own name or was it youtube pooped together? I;M SO HAPPY THIS WAS DUMB & PPL DIDN'T ENJOY IT BUT I DID & I SING IT TO MYSELF ALL THE TIME. his face doing the boomerang thing RC: (horrified) A million people have seen that?

Great ending btw with just the "hi"

sdklsjdfljksj so that was fun. Can't wait for the bloopers I'll show you some good.

#castle 7x5 #the snappamatic episode #castle 7x5 spoilers #castle 7x5 quote

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OMG 41 WITH EREN

Dog Days

Prompt: “I’m not jealous!” “You’re clearly jealous.”

A/N: I have no explanation for this other than me pushing my “Eren is a big baby” agenda. Enjoy. Also this picture is SENDING-

Content/warnings: fluff, crack (? do people even use that term anymore LMFAO), the reader has a dog, Eren is an idiot, jealousy

Word Count: .8k

Summary: Eren will only allow one dog in your life, and that is him. He is a mutt. Case closed. @lacheri is right, he does belong to the streets. That won’t stop me from taking him in tho-

“Is he cuter than me?”

“Babe-” you try.

“Is he better company than me?” Eren cuts you off.

“Is he more fun to hang out with? That why you haven’t been around lately?”

He’s rambling now, mouth struggling to catch up with the thoughts racing in his mind. You know better than to interrupt. You stay complaisant, eyes drifting off to a random corner of your living room to avoid Eren’s heated gaze.

“Eren…”

“Does he make you happy?” he demands. The question makes you snap your head up to meet his gaze, mouth agape in utter disbelief. His eyes seem even more verdant than usual. It was almost as if you were staring into a kaleidoscope, each fragment of green burning with intensity, so full of emotion. It wasn’t difficult to get lost in them. You had to make a conscious effort to tear away, his question ringing in your ears. Despite the bitter tone cutting through his words, you can sense the hint of sadness underneath. You two stay that way, unmoving, Eren’s stare challenging. There’s a pregnant pause until you finally manage to formulate a response.

“Eren, he’s literally a puppy.”

After being in a relationship with Eren for so long, you’ve gotten used to his little quirks. Heck, you’ve come to adore a lot of them, for the most part. There was the occasional hotheadedness, usually only ever directed at Jean or someone who looked at you the wrong way. Or how he basically loomed behind you 24/7 just so he could be with you. Or his naturally loud nature. You can recall all of the times you’ve caught your boyfriend belting his heart out while washing the dishes or nearly scaring you out of your wits with his frustrated string of curses whenever he gamed. The man was a walking human speaker. Sure, that’s fine. Easy. The one thing that you never got used to, however, was Eren’s jealous and possessive nature.

It was often a source of conflict between you two at the beginning of your relationship. He couldn’t help it. Having grown up basically as an only child meant that he never had to share anything, and that mindset only followed him into adulthood. He’s gotten better at controlling it for both of your sakes, but there are times where it just can’t help but weave its way into certain situations, much like the current predicament at hand.

What was that saying? “Old habits die hard”?

Yeah.

Eren wonders how he even managed to get into this mess, until he sees the look on your face— eyes pleading and bottom lip jutted out, nearly quivering. The exact same look when you FaceTimed him asking if you could use his credit card the day you got that devil. He sighs.

Lately, you’ve been immersed in spending time with your new puppy. It’s like you didn’t even have time for him anymore. When he saw you cuddling with the damn thing on the couch, cooing at it about how cute it was, he felt his whole mood go sour. That was supposed to be him! His heart could only take so much.

“Eren, being jealous isn’t-”

“I’m not jealous!” he fumes, throwing his arms up in the air in frustration then crossing them against his chest. A pout.

You bark out a laugh, covering your mouth to prevent yourself from further self-incrimination. Eren’s lips purse even tighter, signaling his displeasure and embarrassment.

“You’re clearly jealous,” you chime.

“I’m not! I’m just sayin’,” he pauses, gesturing towards the small animal, “you don’t have to keep babying it like that. It’s gonna end up spoiled.”

“Like you?”

He sputters, struggling to formulate a response with his ears turning red before looking away. Priceless.

You decide to take pity on him, placing the puppy on the carpet to make room for your overgrown mutt of a boyfriend.

“C’mere, you big baby,” you hold your arms out towards Eren. He seems to mull over it for a second before he stomps his way over and flops on top of you. Eren seems to completely disregard the fact that he’s crushing you. He’s just happy to be close to you.

Eren buries his face in your neck, only to turn his head to glare at the offensive creature. He swears that it’s glaring back. The brunet stretches his arm closest to the edge of the couch in front of the puppy, hand forming a derogatory gesture to show the animal the real boss around your shared apartment. He smirks, gloating internally before a surge of pain rushes through his finger. He sees the small teeth marks around his middle finger, and a wagging tail behind it.

“Ouch!” he hisses, waving his injured hand. “Son of a bit—”

“Eren!”

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ninja-knox-ur-sox-off · 2 years

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MONKIE KID SEASON 3 EPISODE 10 REACTION

RIGHT

WOW

THAT WAS UH

OH MAN

SO THAT LAST EP WAS UH

HOO BOY

MACAQUE IS UH

HAHAHA

Y I K ES

wow

I’m not over the fact that the power is literally eating him up and like erupting out of him even while he’s in shadow, he looks trapped by it as it consumes him that’s insane bro

Also uh

wow he really

beat Mk into the ground long and hard enough that he couldn’t get up haha

wow

LEGO Monkie Kid WHAT THE CRAP

that was insane

OKAY

EPISODE 10

MIGHT AS WELL DO IT WHILE MY BRAIN’S TOO FRIED TO UH

YEAH

OKAY

HERE WE GO

still reeling but HERE WE GO

FOR MY MENTAL HEAAAALTHHHHH—

(which this show is destroying /j)

HERE WE GO HERE WE GO

I’m gonna be killed this is it

MAN THIS THEME SON GAFTER ALL THAT

I am so freaking glad i didn’t watch this all at once, I’m so freaking glad i waited for the english dub THIS SHOW IS FREAKING INSANE RN

FLASHBACK TIME

OH YES LETS FREAKING GO

TRIPITAKA TANG SANZANG VOICED BY TANG YEAH YOU BET HAHA SCREMS

“To split the fire you need to harmonize ur energies” HAHAH THEY COULD NOT BE MORE DIFFERENT I’M WHEEZINGBSFDL;MAWE

TRIPTIAKA’S SHOES ARE INCREDIBLE I’M YELLINGSDBF;LAWME

“this is kinda easier than i thought it would be” MONKEY KING PLEASE

THE FIRE COMING AT HIM

HAHA IT’S ONLY ONE OF THE ONLY THING STHAT EVER HURT HIM AHAHA YEAH OH MAN OH MAN

OH HE TRIPPED

HE TRIPPED

OH MAN

THAT FIRE EFFECTS HIM WAY MORE THAN IT DOES THE OTHERS HE’S MORE PWOERFUL THAN DBK AND THIS

OH MAN

AND THE WAY THEY’RE ALL YELLING AT HIM |;A;/

WUKONG YOU FOOOOOOL

noooo

noooooo

oH NOOOOO

OH NO

THAT IS WHAT

OH NO

BUDDY

YUP

THAT EXPAINS A LOT

THE UH

HAHA

WAY TO COMMUNICATE AO LIE WAY TO LET PEOPLE KNOW UH

OH MAN

THIS EXPLAINS A LOT

YEAH SO

HOW’D HE NOT DIE IS MY QUESTION

HAHAHAHHAHA

SO MEI JUST GREW UP WITH THAT IN HER

SHE REALLY IS THE REINCARNATION OF UH

WOW WE’RE REALLY DOING THIS HUH AHAHAHAHHAHA I’M SCREAMING

I LOVE NEZHA AND WUKONG’S LITTLE DYNAMIC THO

THAT MY FRIENDS HAS THE ENERGY OF LIKE LAID BACK DAD AND HIGH STRUNG TOTALLY NOT ADOPTED SON GB;LAKSDMFWE THEY REALLY ARE JUST BUDDIES I LOVE THEM

Not over the fact Wukong slipped up, everyone yelled at him, and he got hit by the fire, tripped, got hit again (the fire that is the only thing to every hit him) and like, no one even… cared? I mean I know he’s the monkey king, I know he’s immortal x7 but like

dang

Ao Lie Bai Longma tho, he took a brunt of one for sure and Tripitaka’s concerned about him instantly

and the group hug with the jttw crew that’s in the background and Wukong’s just… not in it. He doesn’t even feel like he’s part of the group I’m actually gonna cry, that’s his family and they didn’t even seem to care beyond yelling at him

WOW I’M

YEAH NO WONDER WUKONG DOESN’T LET PEOPLE KNOW HE’S HURT, NO ONE DOES ANYTHING BUT YELL AT HIM FOR IT UH

HAHA

WOW

Like if hhh

MAN

If Wukong were in Bai Longma’s position, and jumped in front of Tripitiaka, no one would have batted an eye because that’s his job, that’s what he’s supposed to do. He could be hurt, hide it and they wouldn’t acknowledge it, and he certainly wouldn’t get praise cause that’s just what’s expected of him. Put him in another position, slips up, peoples lives are at stake, makes sense they’d startle, but like, if he ever slips up, shows he’s hurt, what does he get? Yelling. Scolding, anger. LIKE NO WONDER HE DOESN’T COMMUNICATE NO FREAKING WONDER ALL HE DOES IS TRY TO PROTECT MK, HE’S USED TO PEOPLE YELLING AT HIM FOR ANYTHING ELSE I’M

HECK

OKAY I REALLY NEED TO MOVE ON NOPE PAUSED AGAIN

THE WAY “YOU DID IT MASTER! WE KNEW YOU COULD!” AND THEY HUG HIM AND WUKONG LOOKS AT THEM FROM A DISTANCE, WITH THIS SMILE, THIS STUPID SAD KINDA HAPPY SAD SMILE, THE SMILE IS JUST AAAAAAAAA IT’S HE LOVES HIS LITTLE FAM BUT HE’S NOT EVEN PART OF IT I’M GONNA SCREAM

OH YEAH RIGHT WE’RE IN THIS

HAHAHA AW MAN

TANG’S CRYING

GOLDEN CICADA

THAT’S FREAKING H

MAN

FREAKING

OKAY WE’RE FINE

HE JUST KNOWS

AHAHAHA

WUKONG’S JUST PANCKED

REALLY WANTED THEM TO WAIT

HAHA AW MAN

AW NEZHA

YESSSSS

YESSS

HE STOPPED TO LISTEN TO MONKEY KING

I’M NOT SURE H

GOSH DANG

I’M HOLDING THEM BOTH SO GENTLY

WUKONG LOOKIN GSURPRISED

“Lets see if my aim is as good as it used to be”

Wukong: AHA HOW BOUT WE DON’T—

HE DOESN’T TRUST THAT AT ALLGBSDLKFMAWE

MANS LOOKED ACTIVELY NERVOUS

ALRIGHT

ALRIGHT GO SAVE YOU’RE FREAKIGN SON AND ALMOST DAUGHTER / REINCARNATED FAM

GO GET YO SON

GO GET YO FAM

OH MAN

OH NO MEI

OH NO

TOO LATE

OH NOOOOOO

OH MAN POOR MEI

HEY

HEY NOW

ALRIGHT, HEY SO, THE CHAINS SNAP

IN THE

IN THE FRAME THING

AND HE LOOKS DOWN AT BOTH WRISTS

NOT THE BONE SIDE

BUT BOTH WRISTS WHERE THEY WERE

AND HE COUDL SEE THEY WERE GONE

WHICH MEANS HE COULD CONSTANTLY SEE AND FEEL THEM ON HIM THIS ENTIRE TIME

OH GOSH MEI THO

HERE WE MOTHERFREAKING GO

Ngl

I get the feeling Wukong was gonna try and snatch the fire and use it himself instead of it going to Mei judging from the way he was jumping directly in uh

Fire and monkey don’t mix

that would of uh

interesting Wukong you really were ready to die huh

right we’ll lets see how this goes

WELL ALSO THERE’S NO WAY HE DOESN’T KNOW NOW

THAT MEI IS BAI LONGMA’S REINCARNATION

HAHAHAHAH THAT’S GONNA BE FUN

THEY’RE PROBABLY NOT GONNA ADDRESS IT BUT BOY I WISH THEY WOULD

AW MK

BUDDY

I’M GONNA CRY HE’S SO WORRIED

THE WAY

THEY WAY MK

TRIES REACHING FOR HER ANYWAYS

WUKONG SNATCHING HIM AND GETTING HIM OUT OF THE WAY BECAUSE HEY, FIRE IS STILL MONKEY KING AND BY ASSOCIATION MONKIE KID’S BIG OL WEAKNESS

Nezha really has the worst bedside manner

Nezha: so, bad news. Yyou’re gonna die

Mei: WHAT

I’M CRYGNDSKFAMWOE

MK’S CONCNERN, WUKONG DOES NOT LOOK LIKE HE’S INTERESTED IN LETTING THAT HAPPEN

THE WAY WUKONG ZERO’S IN ON MACAQUE

YOU

AND MACAQUE JUST LIKE AH I NEED TO RUN RIGHT NOW

AND WUKONG REACHING INTO THE

REACHING INTO THE SHADOWS AND TEARING HIM BACK OUT

HAHA

WOW

YEAH

YOU DONE SCREWED UP MACCY BOY

THE WAY THAT MACAQUE TRIES TO RATIONALIZE

HE REALLY IS JUST

REALLY STUPID

HE HAS NO IDEA

HE’S JUST

HE JUST DOES STUFF WITHOUT THINKING

HE HAS NO THOUGHT PROCESS

HE CANNOT SEE WHAT CONSEQUENCES MIGHT COME AND WHEN THEY DO TRIES TO ABSOLVE HIMSELF FROM SAID CONSEQUENCES DESPITE HIS HAND IN MAKING THEM HAPPEN

THIS IS WHY HE BLAMES WUKONG FOR LITERALLY ANYTHING, HE JUST CANNOT RATIONALIZE IN HIS HEAD THAT HE MAKES ANYTHING BAD HAPPEN EVER, HE’S ALWAYS THE VICTUM I SWEAR I’M GONNA DRAG HIM TO THE UNDERWORLD MYSELF BGSDLKFMAWOE

THE WHOLE ITS THE

IT’S THE

Dang

Like the whole

shoot man that’s

heck

Wukong goes to punch him, right? And Macaque just, turns his head away, but not to shield his injured eye, but the one he’s got left cause he was genuinely like “ah, he’s going to take my other eye” HOLY CRAP MY GUY

…

shoulda punched him in the face

COME ON TANG YOU JUST WATCHED THIS GUY HURT BOTH OF YOUR KIDS

STOP BEING SO NICE AAAA

I’m one to talk LOL

MAN THO

ACK

THE WAY TAHT WUKONG ACTUALLY STOPS THE MOMENT HE HEARS TANG’S VOICE THO

MAN

ALSO TANG YOU LITERALLY CANT’ TAKE RESPONCIBLITY FOR THIS PLEASE

I mean Macaque’s been through a lot, i get not wanting to see anyone get hurt but MAN holy crap has he wrecked a lot of stuff YIKES AND REALLY HARMED UR KIDS TANG

OH FREAKING NO

TRIGGER WORD

DESTINY

AND NOW WUKONG’S HORROR, PANIC, PARANOIA OF PLAYING RIGHT INTO HER HANDS RIGHT ON HIS FACE

JUST DROPS HIM LIKE AN EMPTY SODA CAN GBDSLKAFMAWE

Like,

hhhh

MAN I HAVE WAY TOO MANY THOUGHTS RN

You ever think about the fact that Wukong maybe has gotten so used to people yelling at him and telling him he’s wrong that he genuinely can’t tell what action is truly the worst or not right because they respond the same way regardless?

ANYWAY THO UH

THANKS TO MK FOR THE BREATH OF FRESH AIR

THE FACT THAT MEI HASN’T EVEN MOVED YET BGLKDFMAE I AM SO FREAKING CONCERNED

also the fact Macaque hasn’t tried to run away again that’s getting to me

as long as you stay away from Mk i’ll be happy

AH HA

YEAH

THIS IS GOING WELL

THIS IS GOING GREAT

THE WAY THEY’RE ALL SHEILDING EACH OTHER

the way we get a close up on mac’s face while Wukong explains his plan

he really has no idea what’s going on also YEAH WUKONG’S LACK OF SELF-PRESERVATION MAKES AN APPEARANCE

YEAH THAT ISN’T A GOOD PLAN BUT LIKE

IT’S LITERALLY THE ONLY ONE THEY HAD

YES THEY COULD HAVE DISCUSSED IT MORE AND MAYBE COME UP WITH A BETTER ONE

HHH

WUKONG *SHAKES HIM* I DON’T KNOW HOW Y’ALL COULD HAVE MADE THIS WORK BETTER BUT LIKE, IF YOU’D JUST COMMUNICATE YOU COULD HAVE FREAKING AT LEAST BEEN ON THE SAME PAGE BUT HE’S SO FREAKING USED TO FIGURING OUT STUFF ON HIS OWN I’M GONNA SCREAM

The way Mei yells at him

“Time and time again I’ve watched you hurt” yeah wow heck

he really just

gets yelled at every time and you know what

yeah

crap man

no matter what he does it ends in him getting yelled at

understandable sometimes but no wonder he gets it wrong so much

ALSO I KEEP TALKING ABOUT HOW MEI WATCHES WHAT HAPPENES TO MK BUT STEPS BACK A BIT TO LET HIM FIGURE STUFF OUT AND SUPPORT HIM BUT HHH

OH MAN I WASN’T EXPECTING THEM TO ACTAULLY BRING IT UP I’M GONNA SCREAM

WUKONG’S FACE

THE WAY MACAQUE HASN’T LEFT THO

HE HASN’T TRIED TO LEAVE

THIS IS

WE HAVEN’T SEEN THIS FROM MACAQUE BEFORE THIS IS THE FIRST TIEM HE HASN’T ACTED OUT OF SELF-INTEREST HE REALLY IS JUST STANDING THERE WATCHING THIS UNFOLD

AND THE WAY MK’S LIKE “NOT A CHANCE GUYS I’M NOT LEAVING MY BEST FRIEND”

AND THEN WUKONG EITHER GLANCES BACK AT MACAQUE OR MK

AND THE WAY MACAQUE LOOKS

I’m telling ya y’alls Wukong and Macaque were just best friends way back in the day I’m calling it now and hh

I’M FINE

“DON’T YOU REALIZE YOU’RE HURTING THE PEOPLE YOU CARE ABOUT THE MOST?”

…

hooooooo boy

had to go back to that cause uh

yeah

wow

really calling this monkey out on that one, which is rough, because he really is trying his hardest and its just… never right

Except it has the potential to be with this group because they listen

he’s just…

not used to that

dang

heck

okay

I can move on

probably

oh man

and the fact she’s just also basically saying “we care about you” um

we care about you and you’re hurting us

yeah

I’M IN PAIN GUYS

I WAS NOT EXPECTING THEM TO ADDRESS ALL THIS AND HAVE THIS ACTUALLY SAID

IV’E BEEN TALKING ABOTU THIS FOR AGES AND THERE SHE IS SAYING IT ALL

HOLY CRAP

ah tHERE WE GO

FINALLY

BYE MACAQUE

HAHAHAHHAHA

The fact that Mk still actually hoped he’d stay to help even after LITERALLY GETTING THE CRAP BEATEN OUT OF HIM BY HIM and actually looked kinda… hurt about it, but jsut squeezed his eyes shut, cause expected, and turned to do the thing whatever thing he’s about to do haha

oh man

Mk: we’re heroes

Macaque: not me bud PEACE OUT

No fr tho I don’t think Macaque views himself as someone who’s even capable of being a hero. it’s so funny how he’s so mad at Wukong for possibly “abandoning” him and getting all that power without him, but at the same time any time he’s presented with a chance to do something different, to change like wukong did, he nopes out. I don’t think macaque really wants power so much as he just… wants someone?? To care about him?? I dunno my dude, he’s an idiot whatever the case with truama and he needs to stay away from Mk because neither of them are really good for each other right now and get some freaking therapy away from this kid that he uses as a punching bag

AA TOO MANY THOUGHTS LETS KEEP GOING MY BRAIN IS SCATTERED SO NONE OF HTIS IS GONNA MAKE SENSE

EVERYONE TELLING HIM TO LEAVE AND MK REFUSING BECAUSE THIS KID WILL LITERALLY DESTROY HIMSELF BEFORE HE ABANDONS ANYONE

see this is why I’m an Mk kinnie BGLKA;M;OFE BUT ALSO A WUKONG KINNIE BECAUSE I’M GREAT AT COMMUNICATING /J

THE WAY WUKONG REACHES FOR HIM

OH NO THAT’S GONNA HURT HIM

OH NOOOO

OH NOOO BUDDYYYY

HECK IT’S BURNING HIM HIS JACKET IS SINGED

AND HE’S JUST

“I know you’re upset, and that’s okay—“ I’M GONNA START CRYING??

WAIT I JUST REALIZED

I JUST REALIZED

MY POST

THIS IS MY POST THE WHOLE

MEI ALWAYS CATCHES MK AND WALKS HIM THROUGH STUFF UNTIL HE’S READY AND NEVER LEAVES HIM

AND I TALKED ABOUT “I WONDER WHAT WILL HAPPEN IF MK’S PUT IN THE SUPPORT POSITION RATHER THAN MEI” AND HE IS

RIGHT HERE

AND HE’S NOT LEAVING, NOT EVEN BACKING AWAY, HE’S MOVING FORWARD THROUGH LITERAL ACTUAL FIRE AND TALKIGN TO HER YOU GUYS I’M GOING TO FREAKING SOB I SWEAR

THE WAY HIS CLOTHES ARE BURNIGN AWAY

I’M GONNA START CRYING

THE

THEY HUG

THEY DID THE HUG THING

THE YOU ALWAYS HAVE MY BACK

WE WILL FIGURE THIS OUT

I’M GONNA START SOBBING

THE HUG Y’ALL THE HUG TO BRING HER BACK

also this is a sidebar totally messing with the intense moment bUT FINALLY THE LIPSTICK HAS BEEN BURNED AWAY PRAISE THE CELESTIALS WE’RE FREE FROM THE HORRID THING— /hj

MAN GBSDA;LKFMAWOE

I really love the fact that the MK crew is like YEEEAAH WE KNEW YOU COULD DO IT! because through everything they support each other and as long as they do that, things turn out okay (and i mean i know Mei’s gonna push him away and she’s gonna run away for fear of hurting them but like bgdls;kfae) AND THE WAY NEZHA AND WUKONG LOOK SO SURPRISED, SO SHAKEN, LIKE THEY CAN’T IMAGINE WHAT SUPPORTING ANOTHER PERSON REALLY DOES

Wukong’s face

Wukong’s first time really seeing the crew rely on each other, love each other, hug each other, he sees Mk support his friends with everything he has and them support him back and that is what he looks like

You guys this monkey is not okay

I’m gonna start sobbing

HUGS MK BACK

STARTS CRYING

MEI PLEASE

YEAH PUSH

ARGH SHE’S GONNA RUN AWAY

OHHH

OHH MAN

OH MAN

THE

FIRST OFF, CLASSIC I DON’T WANNA HURT YOU SO I’M GONNA DISTANCE MYSELF FROM YOU *coughs and looks at Wukong* HAPPENIGN THERE IS FIRE (pun intended) AND I LOVE IT WITH MY ENTIRE SOUL THATS ONE OF THE BEST TROPES

AND UH

I STRAIGHT UP AM CLOSE TO CRYING FR RIGHT NOW AT THE WAY MK REACHES FOR HER AND TRIES TO JUMP, BUT CAN’T DO IT CAUSE HE’S BEEN BEATEN INTO THE GROUND AND WALKED THROUGH THE ONE THING THAT CAN ACTUALLY REALLY REALLY HURT SOMEONE WITH MONKEY KING’S POWERS

AND HE CAN’T EVEN

STAND

I’M GONNA CRY Y’ALLS

THE WAY THAT THEY’RE ALL HOLDING HIM

Not a lot of shows are comfortable or even are good at writing the emotional stuff, the comfort, the holding each other, the emotional baggage, i am so happy this show keeps giving me everything i want and more I love this show fr y’alls

Monkey King feeling real bad about this

Guilt’s rough my guy

Wukong’s gonna do something stupid isn’t he

ohhh no

“cant’ you see you’re hurting the people that care about ou the most” great way to not hurt people (except it does hurt them) LEAVE

GUESS WHAT I THINK THE MONKEY’S GONNA DO

LEAVE

HE’S GONNA LEAVE ISN’T HE

HE’S GONNA LEAVE AND POSSIBLY TRY AND GO FACE THE LADY BONE DEMON ON HIS OWN BECAUSE WELCOME BACK TO WUKONG’S MIND, WEHENVER HE’S AROUND SOMEONE HE HURTS THEM, WHY DOES HE EVER LET HIMSELF STAY AROUND PEOPLE WHEN ALL HE DOES IS HURT AND HARM THEM RIGHT? BETTER TO JUST DO IT HIMSELF, ALONE, THAT WAY HE CAN’T HURT ANYONE RIGHT?

I CAN’T BELIEVE THEY’RE LEGIT GONNA DO THIS, IF THEY LEGIT DO THIS I’M GONNA FREAKING FLIP

also vocally out loud realized a minute ago that Red Son has yet to show up which means he’s probably gonna show up to mei and be like “fire powers, am i right?” and then BGALKSMFAWE I’M GONNA BE THRILLED IF THEY DO TAHT IT MEANS POSSIBLE MORE RED SON TIME IN THE NEXT SEASON AND MORE RED SON AND MEI BONDING I’LL LOSE MY MIND

okay now that i’ve dropped my dumb predictions LETS GO

KID CANT’ EVEN STAND

THE FACT NEZHA’S LIKE “WEIRD SHE HASN’T DIED YET”

I think it’d be neat if she has some uh… immunity to the Fire since its literally been part of her for her entire life. That would be freaking epic ngl

“y’know, for people not paying attention” I LOVE THEM ALL SO FREAKING MUCH GBB;LWKEMFOFE

OHHOHO I JUST REALIZED THE

THE PARALLEL OF THE FIRE BURNING AWAY HIS JACKET

TOOK ALL OF MEI

TAHT WAS A GIFT FROM MEI

AND THE FIRE TOOK EVERYTHING OF MEI, HER, HER GIFT TO HIM, HER SUPPORT, HER PRESENCE, EVERYTHING GONE

HAHAHAHA WOW I’M GONNA START SOBBING

WOW

ohhh man

the way Nezha’s talking, even saying “hey, maybe his plan wasn’t completely crazy”

and Wukong doesn’t even respond

he’s just…

standing there

(his tail is gone animation error but I’m choosing to assume he wrapped it around himself)

he is not okay uh

oh boy if you do the thing monkey…

Oh nooo

Wukong

buddy

don’t do this

AH YUP, HE’S DOING THIS

HE’S SHAKING

GUYS

HE DOES NOT

ACTUALLY THINK HE CAN DO THIS YOU GUYS HE’S SCARED OUT OF HIS MIND TO THE POINT OF SHAKING

GRABBING HIS ARM TO STOP IT SO THEY DON’T SEE

GUYS

GUSY HE’S NOT OKAY AT ALL

“If one more of my friends FLYS OFF today I’m gonna LOSE IT” YEAH THAT’S FAIR TWO LEFT CAUSE “I don’t wanna hurt you guys” BASICALLY I’M SHAKING BOTH OF THEM

They really both said “I don’t want to hurt you so I’m gonna leave” HUH, THEY REALLY DID THAT

THE WAY WUKONG SAYS ALL THAT THOUGH

“I need to stop dragging you into my fights” ONLY HE KINDA HASN’T?? LIKE THERE’S THE SUCCESSOR THING, BUT LIKE, HES TRIED SO HARD TO KEEP MK AWAY FROM THE REAL FIGHTS HE KNOWS ARE DANGEROUS AND THAT HE MIGHT NOT BE ABLE TO HANDLE, IT’S THESE VILLIANS THAT KEEP GOING OUT OF THEIR WAY TO PULL MK IN SOLEY BECAUSE HE’S ASSOCIATED WITH WUKONG

LIEK NO WONDER THIS MONKEY HAS ABSOLUTELY NO ONE

I’M

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

MK REALLY SAYING IF ANY OF OU LEAVE I’M GOING TO KILL YOU

THE WAY NEZHA BGL;KSAMFAWE

“Less… slim??” I LOVE HIM HE’S PART OF THE TEAM NOW PLEASE STAY HE’S INCREDIBLE

LOVE THE FACT MK’S JUST “NEZHA TELLS SOMETHING? SURE ACCEPT IT AS FACT HE’S FAM NOW SO WOO”

Mk just adopting dad figures, and siblings left and right HGL;AKMF;OAEW

WELCOME NEW SIB NEZHA, ENJOY UR STAY IN THIS CHAOTIC BUT SO SOMFT AND DEVOTED FAMILY WHO LOVE EACH OTHER SO VERY MUCH

Them truama beans are just drawn to Mk i guess, he’s just so freaking kind and forgiving and understanding regardless i’m going to cry

doesn’t put up with some crap when it crosses a line *looks at the monkeys* but he really is just open to letting anyone close if they’re willing to just try and I’m hh

yeah

its rough to be that person it really is but man

man

lays down

man

going after wukong

you ever think about the fact that this is probably the only time people have bothered coming after him outside of needing him for something. they’re going to bring him back so he doesn’t get hurt trying to do something

AGH I JUST

I WANT THEM TO CATCH UP TO HIM (they probably won’t i know that, I know he’s probably gonna get possessed, or beat to pulp or just locked away or half erased or something I know that) BUT LIKE, IF THEY CAUGHT UP TO HIM AND MK DID THE SAME THING HE DID FOR MEI, AND JUST HUGGED HIM TO STOP HIM FROM GOING ANYWHERE, FORCING HIM TO PAUSE AND THEN JUST TALKS TO HIM, AND WUKONG LIKE, LISTENING TO HIM AND CALMING DOWN AND I DUNNO CRYING MAYBE EVEN CAUSE HEY THEY CAME AFTER HIM AND TEAM WORK AND STUFF AND HHHHH AND THE AAAA AND THE HIM MAYBE YEAH CRYING AND HUGGING HIM BACK AND GOING BACK WITH THEM

I KNWO IT’S MORE LIKELY HE’S GONNA GET POSSESSED OR SOEMTHING CAUSE THIS SHOW LIKES IT’S MOTHERFREAKING ANGST BUT BGL;KSADMFAOWE

IT’D BE GREAT IF MACAQUE FOLLOWED WUKONG IF HE’S FOLLOWING ANYONE IT’LL PROBABLY BE HIM NGL I SWEAR I’M GONNA THROW HIM INTO THE SUN

okay sorry I’m good now i can move on HAHAHAHAH SCREAMS

THEY’RE SO ENCOURAGING

OH HE DESPERATELY NEEDED THAT HUG

THANK YOU SANDY FOR GIVING THEM ALL THE HUG THEY NEEDED FOR REAL

NEZHA AND MK TEAM UP, SIBLING ROAD TRIP—

PIGSY GAVE HIM HIS JACKET

EVERYBODY SHUT UP TAHT IS A FATHER THAT IS A DAD THAT IS HIS DAD I’M GONNA START FREAKING SOBBING DADSY PIGSY IS A FATHER I’M SOBBINGBF;LAMOG;OIAW4EBG;AOUIEFN;AG;OAI4EWMFRAGBA;WOEM;OIAGFO;W

Monkie Kid gives me literally everything I want, this is the most satisfying show I’ve ever watched in my life, it gives me stuff I didn’t even know i needed right on a silver plate this show is everything I ever wanted and everything I ever wanna make straight up it’s gorgeous

Mk: If another friend of mine flies off today I’m gonna LOSE IT

Mk, five minutes later: *flies off with Nezha*

I’M /J I JSUT THINK IT’S FUNNY BG;LASDFMA;OIWE F

OKAY MEI TIME

OH THIS IS GONNA HURT ISN’T IT TO WATCH HER PUT OUT THE FIRE

BUT I WAS RIGHT RED SON’S GOTTA SHOW UP NOW OR NEVER

AND IT ALL BURNED UP INSTANTLY

OH MEI

MEI PLEASE

THE WAY HE PEEKS OUT FROM BEHIND THE BUSH

AND SHE’S JUST CRYING

AND HE THROWS THE

THE PLSUHIE TO CALM HER DOWN

I’M GONNA START SOBBING HE KEPT IT BGDL;KFMA;WOEHF

THE STUPID POSING

THE WAY HE HAS TO POSE FOR THIS

“RED SON TO THE RESCUE”

STUPID HAIR FLICK

OH MY GOODNESS

I LOVE HIM SO MUCH

HE’S SO STUPID HE’S SO LOVELY I’M SCREAMING

HOLY CRAP THESE EPS WERE INSANE I’M NEVER GONNA RECOVER AND THE SPECIAL IS COMMING OUT WAY TOO FAST IT’S ALMOST HERE I’M GONNA DIE BG;LASDKMFA;HG;OAWIEFN;OGOIWEFMW

I’M SO HAPPY THE LIPSTICK’S GONE I’M SORRY BUT LIKE, SHE LOOKS SO MUCH BETTER WITHOUT IT SHE’S SO PRETTY AND LOVELY HASTA LA VISTA LIPSTICK

OH MAN

THAT TOOK

HAHA

FIVE HOURS TO WATCH BOTH

I’M NOT EVEN KIDDING Y’ALL BG;LKASDMF;AOH;AIWOEMF WHEEZING

WOW THO

THAT WAS A LOAD TO UNPACK AND I BASICALL ANALYZED EVERY MOMENT DEAR GOSH WHY DON’T I JUST POST MY REACTIONS AS ANALYSIS’S CAUSE THAT’S WHAT THEY ARE AT THIS POINT BG;SALKMF;AWOEFOIM

OKAY I GOTTA STOP AND UH

FOOD

WATER

FIND MY SANITY I DROPPED IT SOMEWHERE

SEE YOU ALL FOR THE SPECIAL FOLKS I’M GONNA NEED SOME RECOVERY TIME FROM THESE SO UH, I’LL GET TO ASKS SOMETIME IN THE NEXT TWO WEEKS GODSPEED I’M GONNA GO PERISH NOW BG;SLDKFMA;OHWER F

#Knox Reacts #Monkie Kid #LEGO Monkie Kid #Monkie Kid season 3 spoilers #Lego Monkie kid season 3 spoilers #knox rambles #LOOSING MY GOSH DANG FREAKING MIND #LOSING IT GUYS #I'M LOSING IT #RUNNING AROUND IN CIRCLES #THE SPECIAL'S COMING IN LIKE FOUR DAYS I'M NOT FREAKING READY

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frodo-with-glasses · 2 years

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More Reading Thoughts: The Passing of the Grey Company

EYYYY MERRY!! Aragorn! Legolas and Gimli!! I missed you guys! 8-D

“So four of the Company still remain.” Dramatic much, Aragorn??

“‘And then whither?’ said Legolas. ‘I cannot say yet,’ Aragorn answered.” *hums to myself* And whither then, I cannot say…

Legolas and Gimli don’t even wait to hear where Aragorn is going before they loudly volunteer to come with him. I love these dorks so much LOL

“But do not look for mirth at the ending. It will be long, I fear, ere Theoden sits at ease again in Meduseld. Many hopes will wither in this bitter spring.” Aaaaand Aragorn accidentally foreshadows Theoden’s death :-(

Literally Merry: “Welp, if I run now, I’ll die, so I might as well stay and fight.”

Aragorn, immediately, upon seeing an old friend again: IT’S HUGGING TIME

“Merry breathed a sigh of relief. …It seemed that there would be no need to die in Theoden’s defense, not yet at any rate.” Whoa, Merry, that’s pretty hardcore. Respect.

Yooo so these are all Rangers like Aragorn?? And Elrond’s sons are here too?? SICK.

All of Aragorn’s old friends, in fancy foreshadowing language, at once: “HI WE BROUGHT YOU A FLAG AND YOU’RE GONNA HAVE TO GO WAKE UP SOME GHOSTS”

Legolas calling Merry “Master Sluggard” for sleeping until noon X’-D Give me the Legolas and Merry roast battle STAT!

Tolkien quietly implies that Legolas and Gimli stood around talking to Merry while he got dressed. I don’t have anything to comment here except that casual platonic intimacy is delightful.

Evidently, the Rangers are here because of Galadriel ex machina.

Merry’s opinion of Theoden went from “I want to talk to you about pipeweed” to “I would die for you” in like .005 seconds and I am 1000% here for it

“Filled suddenly with love for this old man, he knelt on one knee, and took his hand and kissed it. ‘May I lay the sword of Meriadoc of the Shire on your lap, Theoden King?’ he cried. ‘Receive my service, if you will!’”

WOW that’s like a high-octane shot of unfiltered medieval chivalry right to the veins. I think the buzz in my head is my entire British ancestry all waking up at once in a patriotic fit. HECK YEAH KINGS AND KNIGHTS AND CASTLES MAN LET’S FRICKIN’ GOOOOOO

!!!!!!!!! HELLO??? All the Rangers wear their cloaks asymmetrically??? “Pinned on the left shoulder” it says. I’VE BEEN DRAWING ARAGORN’S CLOAK PINNED ON HIS SHOULDER THIS WHOLE TIME. The right-side one, not the left, but STILL. I DIDN’T FRICKIN’ REMEMBER THIS PART. DID I RECALL IT SUBCONSCIOUSLY AGAIN???? HEEEEHHHH??????

Pippin, constantly: “I miss Merry :-(” Merry, constantly: “I miss Pippin :-(”

Oooh the Rangers have been guarding the Shire, and the hobbits didn’t even know about it!! That’s so cool, man. Like guardian angels with mud-stained boots.

I have little to say about Aragorn’s story of looking into the Palantir except that I’m glad he’s had something to eat and I really hope he gets some sleep soon :-/

Ohhh so the Grey Company is Aragorn, Legolas, Gimli, and the other Rangers. The Three Musketeers and Co.

Eowyn: “Please don’t go.” Aragorn: “Sorry, no.” Eowyn: “You’ll die.” Aragorn: “No, I won’t.” Eowyn: “Then take me with you so that I can die too.” Aragorn: “Emphatically, no.”

Eowyn bemoaning the “part of a woman” is both startlingly modern and better than any more recent attempt I’ve seen to write the exact same thing. Eowyn doesn’t want to fight just because she’s afraid of seeming “lesser than the men”; she wants to fight because she’s afraid of living a purposeless life, of sitting around uselessly while the world is in peril and she feels she can help. Her motivation is a lot like Steve Rogers’ back in the first Captain America movie: “Bucky, come on! There are men laying down their lives. I got no right to do any less than them.”

Aaaaand Tolkien once again proves that he can absolutely write suspense and horror if he wants to.

Gimli is an interesting choice for a POV character here. I guess it makes sense, tho; he’s neither a Ranger nor an Elf, so the fear of the Dead is going to sit heaviest on him.

“Yes, the Dead ride behind. They have been summoned.” OHHHHH HOHOHOHO.

DUUUUDE. JUST. Okay so we all know that in the movie there’s this huge confrontation where Aragorn argues with the dead king to help them, right?? That totally makes sense story-wise; it’s a “trial” he has to pass to get their respect. But there’s nothing like that here. The trial is quiet, it’s understated; it’s simply the labor of getting through the Paths of the Dead and battling through that aura of fear to the other side. And you don’t know that the ghosts are following you until you’re leaving. Imagine being on your way out of a place called the Paths of the Dead, finally coming out of that horrible cave and looking up to see the stars, and when you finally think you’re safe, you turn around and see an army of ghosts following in silent procession. CHILLS, MAN. Just. CHILLS.

And now the Grey Company includes the ghosts apparently!

I have nothing to say about the people running away from Aragorn and calling him “the King of the Dead” except that it’s funny and chilling all at once.

The Stone of Erech really said ⚫️

#meriadoc brandybuck #merry #aragorn #legolas #gimli #theoden #eowyn #lord of the rings #lotr #my writing #assorted thoughts

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Hi!! if possible can i please request yuuta having a girlfriend that’s his childhood friend? (So like instead of rika it’s y/n and she doesn’t die) that loves to dote on him cause that boy needs some love. Thank you!! <3

PLEASEPLEASEPLEASE THIS MADE ME SO SOFT!!!!! ohmygod!!!! growing up with yuuta would be THE best onshdhfsh thank you sososos much anon this was such a pleasure to write! i don’t know why but the “and she doesn’t die” had me screaming LMFAOOOO

enjoy! no warnings, just old fashioned cute fluff and heart wrenching moments! thank you for giving me the opportunity to write for the best boy mwaaah you deserve eternal happiness! hope no insects bite you during these warm months <3

“okkotsu!” you cried out, feminine and shrill voice ringing in the air. the cicadas chirped melodiously, calling out their delightful songs in the spring air.

the young boy staggered around, losing his balance from spinning too fast. his fragile hands reached out, pulling in small grabby motions towards your innocent and joyous face.

you were always so optimistic, even when you were younger. yuuta could only huff and wail as his caretaker hauled him away from the playground, gesturing it was time for him to come home. thick and messy tears spilled out the corners of his eyes which hadn’t yet endured countless sleep devoid nights.

he was so far away, but that was okay because you knew you’d see him the very next day.

“okkotsu! promise to play with me again tomorrow!” you cupped your hands, exclaiming as much as your little lungs could endure. yuuta could see the tears heavy in your gaze, but even then, you prevailed. you grinned, all for him.

ever since the very start. till ‘death do us apart.

“okkotsu! come oooon, don’t cry, okay? (y/n)’s got your back! see, see?! look! they don’t bite!” you braved a smirk on your features, beckoning the shy and introverted young man over. his face looked uncertain and his lips wobbled as though he could crack at any moment. he took a few cautious steps, maintaining his distance between you and the furry animal on the floor.

“r-really? it won’t bite?” he coughed, reaching his unstable fingertips out.

“eh?! that’s the first time you’ve spoken to me! your voice is so nice! it’s so cool! hey! can i hear it again? pleaaaase? i know you’re shy but i’d really like to hear it! hey, okkotsu, say my name? pretty please?”

“um- i, uh.. it’s okay.. you can call me yuuta.”

“yuuta! you’re going to be late for your first day of junior high! i totally told you to wake up on time too!” you stood with your hands rested firmly on your hips, face stern and tone impatient.

“sorry! sorry- it’s um, my hair. i don’t know how to style it.” he admitted, albeit sheepishly by trailing the last few words off into a murmur. you only gave him a sigh before kneeling down behind him, propping yourself up to take a look at his hair in the reflection of the mirror.

“how on earth are you so tall already? we eat the same food, you know. slouch over a little.” you pinched his cheeks before glossing over his hair.

when you ran your fingertips through his hair, you felt butterflies and anxiety rock your stomach.

that’s never been there before.

you’ve touched yuuta countless times, whether that was accidentally hitting him, holding his hand to cross the street…

so why was it different?

you could feel yuuta’s body tense up and run rigid underneath your touch.

that definitely wasn’t there before.

“relax. it’s me.” you cooed quietly, roughing up his hair into different styles.

“like this? looks like you just woke up, sorta, but i think it’s cute.”

yuuta’s heart rate skyrocketed through the roof and his breath hitched.

“cute?” he reiterated, chewing out the phrase like he’d never heard it before in his life.

“hm? yeah-“

you caught his gaze in the mirror, eyes half lidded and attention averted. the tips of his ears were tainted a deep red with small flicks of blush painting his cheeks.

“eh?! nononono- not like that i’m- i just think it suits you, you know? oh, crap, would you look at the time? okay we gotta go and leave!” you clambered out of his bedroom, thudding the door shut behind you.

yuuta only gawked at you with bewilderment, lips slightly parted and fingertips outstretched in his failed attempt to stop you.

he turned to himself in the mirror, studying his features before running one hand through his jet black locks.

“cute, huh?” he muttered, avoiding his own judgemental gaze.

the bittersweet part about growing up with a childhood friend is change.

for all the time that you’d spent with yuuta, you didn’t realise that your relationship with him was something to not take for granted.

especially with those around you who would kill for what you two have.

you’d always get mundane questions from high school girls who thought they could have a shot with him, “what’s his type?” “do you think he likes me?”

meanwhile you only played along with their charades, laughing inwardly when he was actually extremely introverted.

“so? what’s the deal with you and okkotsu-san? you guys dating?”

“no. we’re just friends.”

“seriously? you guys are always glued at the hip. you know he has a picture of you in his locker, right?”

“yeah? so do i. it doesn’t mean anything.”

“it’s kind of a shame, he’s such a nice young man.. gone to waste like that..”

“what’s gone to waste?” yuuta inquired with an indifferent tone, plopping down beside you with his bento box. the classmate sat opposite you only gave him a phony cheerful temperament, twirling her index finger around her hair.

“oh! okkotsu-senpai! we were just talking about you! how was your da-“

“please leave.”

you could only gape at him in your peripherals, sputtering on your sandwich as you watched the life drain from your classmate at his monotony. yuuta didn’t spare you or the girl a glance as he worked to unpack his lunch, hell the guy even murmured a small itadakimasu as if nothing happened.

“wh- okkotsu senpai?”

“listen.” he let out a deep sigh before proceeding.

“whatever shot you thought you had with me? it’s gone out the window. don’t disrespect (y/n) in front of me like that again.”

“you’re making us uncomfortable, so get up and go.” he motioned with his chopsticks, giving her a dead gaze towards another table.

the girl scoffed, mouth hung wide open as she picked up her bag and stormed out of sight.

whilst your face was as blank as a stone, internally, you were only screaming in the depths of piping hot hell visible from the sun itself.

baby girl? that was when you noticed how fucking fine of a man yuuta grew up to be.

“that was seriously nerve wracking.. my stomach hurts so bad right now” yuuta coughed through a bite of his sandwich, refusing to meet your gaze.

you slapped his back, because, holy shit??? awe painted your face like you just witnessed your own child talking or walking for the first time.

“what the shit? yuuta? are you kidding?”

“oh, huh? did i overdo it or something?“

“no?! are you kidding? that was fucking awesome! i swear! this is why i love you-“

oh.

uh oh.

oh no.

yuuta let out a shrill squeak unbeknownst to any human being able to produce such a volume. it was a cross between a floorboard creaking, a mouse sniffing and him choking on his food. the poor boy had to excuse himself to the bathroom, hacking and sniffling in an ugly fit of coughs from the food that got caught in his windpipe.

your blood rushed to your head, veins lit ablaze, bones rattling as you could hear the chatter pound and drill into your skull, scoring you deep and down into your bones.

“did she just say she loves him?”

“i totally knew they were going out!”

“i can’t believe it…”

“do you think he’ll reject her?”

it replayed over, and over, and over. what a fucking fool you felt. did he even feel the same?

that’s why i love you.

i love you.

a blob of black clouded your vision and you could hear the glass breaking.

yuuta sat himself back down, excusing himself.

you could hear nothing but the tune of his heartbeat. or was it yours? it sounded too heavy to belong in either of your bodies.

his voice came as a wobble because of his anxiety, but this was the one thing in his life he’d be absolutely certain of.

“that’s okay. i love you too.”

“yuuta? you okay? you’ve been spacing out for at least five minutes. something on your mind?” you lightly shake your boyfriend, grip reassuring but firm. it takes a couple of seconds for his gaze to gloss over as he returns back to reality.

“sorry. was just thinking about our childhood, that’s all.” his voice comes out deep and masculine. it doesn’t have that tremor as it used to before, like he’d break down at any minute.

you can say with absolute certainty as you stare up your entire 5’10 boyfriend that he’s matured well.

his hand snakes around to your waist, pulling you into him for comfort.

some ways better than others, you suppose.

“can we stay home today?” he hums, resting his chin on top of your head,

“same as ever, yuuta, aren’t you? it’s fine, i’ll tell nobara my period’s making me act up. she’ll understand-“

“hm? you’re not due for another week though, right?”

you crease your eyebrows as you type out an apology to nobara for cancelling plans, glancing up at yuuta curiously.

“how the heck do you know that?”

“i’m not supposed to? i’d always count your cycle so i wouldn’t irritate you on the wrong day. besides, don’t you think it was too convenient for you to always find snacks in your locker when it rolled around?”

“those snacks were you?! oh my god! i was trying to figure that out for forever!”

“i know. i remember you ranting to me about it.”

“you just sat there?! yuuta! you’re so cheeky sometimes, i swear!”

“only for you.” he chimes, peppering a soft kiss onto your head. you smile against him, though unfortunately pry out of his familiar and welcoming touch.

“i’m gonna step out for a second tho, ‘kay? i think that’s itadori at the door with my chocolate and painkillers” you snort, giving yuuta a bold wink as you put on your best act, keeling over and clutching at your abdomen as though you’re on death’s door.

“you’re awful.” yuuta chuckles, slumping down onto the sofa to hear the events unfold right in front of him.

you clear your throat and slouch your shoulders as you pry the apartment door open.

“(y/n)-senpai! i came as fast as i could and i brought you some of your favourite sna- oh, okkotsu-senpai! hello!”

“hi there.” he leans his head back, giving itadori a small wave.

“i won’t interrupt you guys so get well soon! and fast! cause i wanna hang out with you! bye!”

you cradle the necessities itadori brought whilst gleaming at yuuta with a wicked grin plastered on your face from ear to ear.

“you want anything?” you cock an eyebrow, showing him the arrangement of snacks.

it’s not the answer you were expecting, but it definitely wasn’t unwelcome. it made you feel warm inside, like eating warm and soothing soup on a cold winter’s day. this, for you, was okkotsu yuuta at his best, stripped clean and vulnerable.

you’re the only one who he can relax around, act like the world is carefree. like he’s young again, prancing around in that dingy colourful playground he met you at.

“i want you to kiss me.”

#okay hold up #yuuta’s little ‘hi there’ HAS ME ACTING TF UP #OOOOOOOHHH THIS MAN #anyways i hope i wrote him well!!#jjk #jjk x reader #jjk imagines #jjk scenarios #jjk headcanons #okkotsu yuuta #jjk yuuta #yuuta x you #yuuta x reader #okkotsu x reader #yuta okkotsu x reader #yuta okkotsu imagines #yuuta okkotsu

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massivetyrantduck · 3 years

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incorrect lu quotes part 4 but this time i dont exclude ANYTHING

(yeah i got tired of skipping quotes because they were too inaccurate)

(spirit tracks link will be called Tracks today)

Warriors: War is heck.

Sky : Hey First, Warriors just broke my seashell lamp.

First: Neat. I’m gonna die alone.

Sky: Okay, you win.

Four: Why would I flip my shit about that?

Tracks: Because you flip your shit about everything.

Four: Well, will you look at this. Here is my shit, and yet it remains unflipped. Just sitting there on the skillet, getting burned on one side. It’s a miracle.

Tracks: Christmas lights?

Wind : Check.

Hyrule: Thermos of hot cocoa?

Wind : Check.

Wild: Santa suits?

Wind : Check.

Time: Shovel?

Wind : Check.

Legend: Alibi and bail money?

Wind : Check- wait, WHAT?!

First: sSSSHIT- I BURNT MY LIP-

Warriors: ...Why the fuck would you even drink coffee with a METAL STRAW in the FIRST PLACE??

First: BECAUSE WE WERE OUT OF THE PLASTIC ONES!

First: I’m not a doctor I’m a medic.

Wind : What’s the difference then?

First: Well doctors actually save lives, medics just make you feel more comfortable as you die.

Wild: Note to self; never get shot.

Wind : Evil never sleeps!

Time: But ugly gets plenty of rest.

Wild, excitedly: Heeyy!!

Tracks: Hey, someone's excited.

Twilight, deadpan: Yeah, and it's making me sick.

Wind : Am I right, Warriors?

Warriors: I’m almost certain you’re not, but to be fair, I wasn’t listening.

Tracks: It’s funny how well you and Legend get along. Didn’t they hate you at first?

Twilight: Legend hates everybody at first. It’s their way of reaching out to people.

Tracks: Is it still visible? Where Time slapped me?

Sky : Your face looks like a don't walk signal.

Twilight: Your face looks like a photo negative for the hamburger helper box.

Legend: A palm reader could tell Time's future by looking at your face.

Four: The phrase 'talk to the hand cause the face ain't listening' doesn't work for you, because the hand is your face.

Tracks: ...A simple 'yes' would've sufficed.

Tracks: I’m here for the cult stuff.

Hyrule: How did you find us?

Tracks: I saw your ad on craigslist.

Time: I scare people a lot because I walk very softly and they don't hear me enter rooms. So when they turn around, I'm just kind of there and their fear fuels me.

Warriors: *slowly pushes a cannon into a 17th century bank* Okay everyone, be cool. This is a robbery.

Twilight: First and I were crossing the street, and this man drove by and honked at us.

Wind : What did you do?

Twilight: They chased him to the next red light, and reached into his window, and-

First: *walking in* Who wants a steering wheel?

Twilight: Do you guys hear something?

Wild: I hear the sound of you shutting the fuck up.

Twilight: I typed "bitch" into my GPS and guess what? I'm in your driveway.

Wind :

Twilight: Vroom vroom, come out already.

Four: I feel like I have died and gone to heaven.

Twilight: I have that dream, too, but you go in the other direction.

~(why are these all twilight tho)

Time: If I die, my funeral will be the biggest party ever and you're all invited.

Legend: "If"

Twilight: Great, the only party I'm ever invited to and they might not even die.

*The squad's reaction to being told they're the chosen one*

Tracks: I will not let you down.

Hyrule: Sounds fun.

Sky : K.

Wild: No, I'm fucking not.

Four: Do I have to be?

Wind : Please god, I am so tired.

First: Tracks! For the love of god, please turn down that music. I have a hangover.

Tracks: *blasting the mii theme at full volume* That sounds like a you problem, not a mii problem.

Wind : Hello Tracks, made anyone cry today?

Tracks: Sadly, no. But it’s only 4:30.

Four: Tracks taught me to think before I act.

Four: ...So if I smack the shit out of you, rest assured that I thought about it and am confident in my decision.

Time: You want some leftovers?

Tracks: What are those?

Time: You've never had leftovers before?

Tracks: No, ‘cause I’m not a quitter.

Hyrule: Tracks, get that hideous thing out of the living room, would you?

Tracks: Wind , Hyrule wants you to get out of the house.

Wild: *pitches an idea*

Hyrule, impressed: Huh, there might be something here!

Sky , under their breath: Yeah, a lawsuit.

*Wind and Legend playing minecraft*

Wind : Oh no, oh no, oh no-

Legend: What’s wrong?

Wind : I did a thing.

Legend: You regret the thing you dID-

Wind : *screams*

Legend: What the fuck did you do- *sees mass of aggravated Piglin* Damn it-

Wind : *screams again*

#linked universe #lu wild #lu time #lu sky #lu wind #lu legend #lu twilight #lu warriors #lu four #lu hyrule #lu first #lu spirit #incorrect quotes #lu incorrect quotes #incorrect lu quotes

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poppyseed799 · 3 years

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Okay fellow 3rd life fans I think it’s time I come clean. I have been silent about this the entire time, thinking about staying quiet cuz it seemed the whole fandom disagrees with what I’m about to say but I will stay silent no longer.

I don’t get why people say the Desert was “clearly the bad guys”.

Let’s get this out of the way: I mainly watched Scar’s POV along with Grian’s. I watched a fair amount of Martyn’s episodes as well, a couple from Scott and then random episodes from Skizz, Cleo, Impulse, Jimmy, and probably more. Definitely plot important ones I watched from more POVs than just my main guys Scar and Grian.

I just don’t get why, when people look at all of the different factions, they look at the Desert and go “yes they are clearly in the wrong and the only ones I can easily label as the villains in the overall story” what??? Don’t even get me started on “it’s interesting that the villains won in 3rd life” what??? I always viewed them as the more innocent ones, although the story is very morally grey so it doesn’t say TOO much lmao.

So let me explain why! Well, honestly, I’m more confused as to why y’all say they’re so obviously the villains, so I’m just explaining why I’m confused here lol.

So first of all let’s get the scamming and monopolies out of the way. I have less to say about the monopoly so let’s start with that. THEY NEVER HAD A MONOPOLY… if the idea of making a monopoly is bad enough for you guys, then might I remind y’all of the cow monopoly that was attempted? Everyone was looking for ways to make business… and a SAND monopoly was CLEARLY doomed to fail!! Not to bring Dream SMP into this but if y’all are gonna say OG L’Manberg was innocent because they didn’t succeed in the potion monopoly at all then let’s have that same energy for the Sand People!!!

Now for the scams. “Oooh poppy how are you gonna defend the scamming” BECAUSE IT WASN’T SCAMMING??? Scar made it clear what he wanted and what the person would receive in return. They were told they were going to receive a piece of paper and they agreed to it! Don’t listen to Grian “don’t listen to Scar it’s a scam the papers don’t mean anything” because he was LYING. Not purposely, but he was lying. Scar NEVER said “hey Grian let’s scam people with fRiEnDsHiP” instead he always told Grian that it WAS real and that he WOULD go through with all of the papers. And he did! There were a couple of mishaps but obviously it’s really difficult to control every situation. Plus Scar had a hard time remembering all of the friendship passes lmao. But he really did try, he really did value these trades, it wasn’t scamming just because Grian thought there was no way it was worth it.

The only Scar hater I stan is Skizzleman he had all right to be mad at Scar but that doesn’t mean Scar was the enemy of the whole story lol

Now onto something that I don’t know how to start explaining but is a very big reason why I’m confused about the fandom calling the Desert the bad guys. NOBODY IN THE SMP TOOK THEM SERIOUSLY. I saw SO many posts about how “Scar and Grian seem like fun guys in THEIR POV but in others POV they’re really scary!” Like no? I always thought it was the opposite. Like watching Scar’s POV I was like “ah man they have to kill people cuz red life this is so dramatic they are feared by the server…” BUT THEN I WATCH SOMEONE ELSE’S POV AND THEY LITERALLY SAY STUFF LIKE “lol we don’t have to worry about Scar” “dang all those people just exploded. Anyways Scar is the weakest red life and we have nothing to worry about when it comes to him it’s all the other red lifers that are a problem” “lol there goes those idiots trying to make a monopoly on sand so silly” and I’m like. Oh. The entire server treats them like silly cartoon villains that never achieve anything. And yes they say these things WHILE hunting the Desert People down like what. Basically the server treating the villainous things the Desert did as not very serious made me think the same, which is why I’m so confused that people think they’re the Big Bad Guys.

ANOTHER THING relating to how the server treats the Desert: alliances!! The Desert was very loyal. Scott and Jimmy trusted the Desert, which shocked many people on the server but were they wrong? No! The Desert trusted the Hobbits back fully as well. They were the only alliance they fully trusted, but they didn’t go behind their other allies’ backs just cuz they weren’t so sure about the alliance. Sure there were comments about Impulse, but that idea was fed to them by Impulse’s allies, they had no other information. And yet they STILL gave him stuff and didn’t flinch when alone with him above Dogwarts, because even with him being suspicious he was still their ally and they are loyal as heck!!! Sure there was Impulse’s demise but like. That was endgame, everyone was looking for a reason to kill someone, and the Desert was told that Impulse was sus af and his own allies didn’t trust him so it was an easy pick. Bdubs coulda said no. And yeah Scar betrayed Bdubs in the end but like. Once again, endgame, and also it was “kill the person who stuck with you since the beginning” or “kill the person who is only on your side cuz you gave him a clock a while ago and lied to you about liking watches”. What do you expect? Plus the ending showed how loyal Scar was to Grian, the guy who owed him his first life and stuck with him till the end. Beautiful.

ANYWAYS EVEN MEMBERS OF DOGWARTS WERE LIKE “I have a hard time killing Scar because he hasn’t really wronged me personally in any way, he’s fairly reliable as well” LIKE… bro they were ENEMIES. Scar also didn’t really want to hurt them!!! Also can I just say that the only reason Scar was as bad as he was was because he was the first person to go red? Red lifers are supposed to be like the villains, so I don’t disagree with people saying that at FIRST Scar was a villain cuz he was red (although wtf were some of these guys up to using excuses to kill people while green (not talking about Grian)) but he wasn’t even that bad while he was red. He was just the worst by default since he was red lol. Which was entirely not his fault, and he only wanted to kill Ren pretty much lol. So I guess Scar being the villain depends on if you consider Ren to be the main character of the entire server.

Which is another thing I don’t get… why people see Dogwarts as the good guys. There was a CLEAR corruption arc people. Dogwarts had loyalty, but it was very ride or die, as in “if you don’t ride with us you will die”. You watch these guys call everyone (not just the desert people) “filthy peasants” and not realize they are acting like villains??? Plus the ominous “red winter is coming” like what. Not saying they weren’t good at the start, nor that they were completely and totally bad, just that if you were to frame ANYONE in this MORALLY GREY SERVER as “The Bad Guys” why not the ones that made it their entire thing????? YES they were good at first, they had regrets and cared so much about their people (just not anyone else lololol). It’s a tragic story, and you’re gonna write it off like “no even when they started doing bad things to people who never hurt them it was justified” even when they regret those things towards the end or after death so clearly it was wrong??? Guys.

I don’t want to call anyone the Bad Guys in 3rd life tho. They all did bad things, they all had valid reasons, they all had people they cared about. I just don’t get why people pick the Desert when they try to pick villains. They weren’t totally innocent but I never saw them as THE villains. For me, even while watching Martyn, that was always Dogwarts, and even then I don’t consider them Total Villains because the server is so grey! I loved them I just think that if anyone is the bad guys maybe it’s the self-imposed king that threatens to take ALL of your lives if you don’t show complete and total loyalty to them and wave their banner above your house to show it. Even if that king started out innocent and only went red to protect his friends. Once again tho I don’t like picking Bad Guys for this server. It was a very good story without having a clear right or wrong.

Just wanted to confess that, don’t really feel like arguing about it cuz I see enough people calling the Desert the Villains just scrolling thru the main tag lmao.

#3rd life smp #third life smp #3rd life spoilers #dsmp WISHES it could achieve the moral greyness 3rd life has #long post #I had more I wanted to say but I didn’t know how to fit it in I’m bad at writing rants

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mallowstep · 3 years

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Crazy AU: Leopardfur gives Birth to Firekit. (River Ripple rolled a nat 20. The rest of the founders are pissed.)

Stonefur, Leopard's former apprentice but not best friend/partner (platonic mate) steps up and acts as Firekit's dad. Well acts is the wrong term. He brags. Loudly.

Stonefur, during a gathering, to Lionheart, Whitestorm, and Redtail: "I have a son! His name is Firekit--Named after his pelt color, and he's just so cute! He's going to be the best swimmer I'm Riverclan!"

Whitestorm: "Redtail welcomed a daughter this moon as well."

Redtail: "Sandkit is a strong kit. Brindleface says she's never seen such a fidgety kit, especially before they open their eyes!"

hmm. this is good i'm good with this. yeah.

someone probably says leopardfur has a kit as an ambition thing, but no. she just. you know. idk. not sure what she's thinking or planning tbh but that's fine i can figure that out later.

anyway. i wouldn't have stonefur filling quite second parent role. more. parent's best friend who helps out a lot because you're being raised by a single mother and that's a lot. you know.

maybe you don't. uh. i know. like. someone who does certain parental things with you and is definitely a parental figure but solidly Not a parent. i know what i'm talking about tho.

anyway that said he adores firekit (of course he does). he's definitely. if they were in another clan, if things were different, if, if, if, he might not really be there in the same way. but they are in riverclan, where kits are typically raised with two parents, and leopardfur and skyheart aren't exactly close, and, and, and.

so. you know. i mean leopardfur is definitely. "this is exhausting stonefur why did nobody warn me" and he's like. "i think it's implied."

but you know. if helping leopardfur means playing with firekit so she can like. go for a walk. he'll happily do that. so they're definitely close.

(riverclan finds it somewhat to very funny that stonefur -- stonefur, who is not exactly Expressive and Emotional, who is more the Stoic and Silent type, who is not exactly what one thinks of as Parental -- is so easily won by this kit.

who knew that to get stonefur to be willing to do absolutely mad antics they just had to get him to care about a kit.)

(mistyfoot. she knew. she is not surprised but she still finds it funny.)

crookedstar announces firekit at the gathering and stonefur is like HECK YEAH but not actually because it's a Gathering and announcements and such but. he's happy. leopardfur! firekit! good stuff!

(he was definitely Very Worried about leopardstar. brightsky didn't die because of her kitting but. you know. it's stressful.

and it's awkward and uncomfortable too bc he doesn't know what to do. like as she gets Closer and Closer and now she's Bored but is she Supposed to stay in camp or something and

"stonefur please stop pacing"

he's just Worried. he doesn't really know what to do.)

and leopardfur is definitely pretty Anxious at first. i mean if you'll recall she had littermates who died. and uh. well. she's just Concerned. she's never done this before. skyheart hasn't had kits yet. brightsky is done. she doesn't know what to do.

(pour one out for mudfur. he is never getting a moments rest.)

(oakheart, at some point, might physically drag stonefur out of camp. like.

"i get it. i do." because he does he was so worried about them and greypool and he was friends with greypool before -- not as close, but still -- and he understands what stonefur is feeling, mostly. "but you are not Helping anything."

and stonefur is like. "what am i supposed to do then."

"be her friend. you've done that much long enough.")

so anyway. yeah.

oh i forgot willowbreeze died like. a year ago, huh. that's. really not helping. that's really not helping everyone's anxiety.

anyway.

idk. enemy warrior patrol comes into camp and we get the obligatory "get the fuck inside before i kick your ass" scene. that's. i am Mandated to include that whenever possible bc like. uh. idk i like it.

firekit probably tries to sneak to stonefur and stonefur is like "your mother will Kill Me firekit."

"but i want to see."

"but i want to live."

yeah. i think...stonefur Wants to mentor firekit but jury is out if crookedstar will deem them Too Close. i'm not really familiar with crookedstar's Apprentice Assigning habits. firestar wouldn't, bluestar prob wouldn't, bramblestar would, sunstar would NEVER, etc. but i'm not sure about crookedstar.

there's a good number of other options tho. mistyfoot. uh. i'm not looking up a list there are just other Satisfactory Options. greypool. oakheart. silverstream is too young and she's not really mature enough for matters just in case you're like me and trying to think about if that would work otu.

anyway. there are none-kin options too lmao. i'm just blanking on who's alive around now.

sunfish? skyheart? blackclaw? frogleap? all good options, i think.

anyway. firepaw's first gathering. very good times. i think this is the most Dad Energy in that you know. whoever his mentor is he's still young you know. he wants to stick with his mom actually and you know if stonefur is there yes he will stand between them thank you very much this is a Lot Of Cats leopardfur why didn't you tell me.

("i did," leopardfur says, trying not to laugh.

"you didn't say there would be this many."

"i said there would be more than you could imagine."

"i didn't think that meant this many!")

anyway. assumptions are made.

firepaw meets greypaw, ravenpaw, and dustpaw maybe? it's kind of obligatory for these kind of aus and that's fine i'm here for it.

stonefur and leopardfur tho.

hm. maybe firepaw gets. i have no justification for this i just want there to be an excuse for firepaw to be in another clan for an extended period of time so like.

"so they share a nest." "yes."

"and they both raised you." "yes?"

"and they spend most of their time together." "yes."

"and they're not mates." "why would they be?"

good times i think.

#ask #anon #leopardstar #firestar #stonefur #always when i go off in a different direction it's not bc urs was bad or anything

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