#OOOOOOOHHH THIS MAN

[witchnordemon]

// popping the biggest bottles if/when Arrows and i eventually get to the point where Valor and Collector can interact in modern day cause then i can create and drop the animatic idea i have in my head

#'ooooooohhh is it something nice and meaningful' come on man this is me we're talking about. you know its not #but i showed my coworker the original video the other day in the breakroom and we were cryinggggg laughing #'can you not just make it and post it now what are you waiting for' NO i have to strike when the irons hot. its funnier that way #you thought it was bad when i was a 17 yr old with a tablet and shitty art #well now im a 23 yr old with slightly better art and rudimentary video editing capabilities and im about to make the situation dire #☾⋆⁺₊⋆ {ooc} out of this world

[amusingmusie]

musie, hello!!! I wanted to ask who your other favorite characters are from Hazbin and why?? do you also like Helluva Boss?

Heeeey!

I've watched Helluva Boss and I really liked Season 1! Season 2 kinda lost me so I've stopped watching, but I still respect the show and the acclaim it has.

As for my other favorite Hazbin characters! Okay, soooooo, I don't think there are any characters in the show that I dislike, but I have my favorites. In no particular order:

Velvette. That's my WIFE. She is a horrible person but it's okay I can fix her just enough that she stops committing horrible crimes but stays a little mean cuz I <3 mean redheaded women!!!

Alastor. Duuuuuhhhh but uh.....I prefer pilot Alastor to series Alastor, A LOT. That's no hate to Amir, he killed it, it's the writing and personality changes that I don't vibe with. I miss how outwardly jovial he was with dark, sinister undertones. He was very much a "show, don't tell" character that quickly became a "tell, don't show" one in my eyes.

Vaggie! I fucking love Chaggie and I love Vaggie's backstory. She also cracks me up being one of the more level-headed characters in the show while everyone else is bouncing off of the walls.

Okay, so....by far....my COMFORT character is....

Husk. Husker. Husky. HUSK HUSK HUSK HUSK HUSK HUSK!!!! I have really adored the whiskey cat since the pilot days but wasn't super open about it, but then during my hiatus my attachment to his character GREW EXPONENTIALLY. He activates my daddy issues but not like, in a sexual way, more of a "ooooooohhh father figure" kind of way. I know Lucifer is the fandom dad, I just find him way too nice, I need someone a little gruffer that I can irritate nonstop. Give me grumpy ass old man that's nice only to the people he really cares about PLEASE.

I'm cringe. I know.

#my asks #honorable mentions given to Niffty Vox Angel and Lute #tfw you talk about your irl dad and your friends think you were referring to the cat #WHOOPSIE #sign the adoption papers old man #do you want an odd gay neurodivergent chick to make you a friendship bracelet? no? CRIES

[history-of-stitchery]

Although it is absolutely important to acknowledge and face the author’s intent especially when it comes to matters such as racism, IF for a second, we indulge in a modern interpretation and kill Melville for a sec,

Queequeg is absolutely fucking with these bitches. He is the funniest motherfucker here.

Him “OOoOooOhhh, Ishmael! Look at this guy! I’m going to sit on this guy because that’s definitely what my people do. OOoHhh I could kill him very easily! Imma sAvAGE 🤪”

Ishmael “😨😨😨😨😨 OMG DON’T”

EDIT!!!: after posting this a lot of wonderful, smart people have taught me about shit I didn’t know, and I would like to add on that there is a possibility that Melville WAS showing Queequeg playing jokey jokes on Mr. White know-it-all Presbyterian, and I wanted to acknowledge this in the original post. There’s more discussion in the reblogs and comments, for those interested.

At the end of the day none of us knew Melville, so we unfortunately cannot ever truly know his intentions for anything. Boy I would like to have a conversation with that man though.

It’s the magic of whale weekly: we get to

✨think✨ about literature.

#whale weekly #🐳 #live laugh love learn lunge harpoons

[neverchecking]

I came as fast as I could when I saw Zelda slander ✨ because I cannot stand her in BotW or TotK, but especially not in AoC. So I’m here to project onto reader by saying, whether in SbP au or even Holy Grail au, I think, as a treat, reader could roast the absolute f u c k out of Zelda, specifically Fauna— and especially if she ever says anything even remotely negative about Cal.

Sometimes, Zelda just needs to be put in her place, and I think Holy Grail au would be the perfect one to do so considering reader is a god(dess)

— 🫐 anon

Me. gently waving Zelda Slander: pspspsps, here 🫐anon, pspsps-

I kid, I kid. But yeah, AoC Zelda literally gives me hives. It definitely is a treat for Reader to just lay into her. She has notes man and is laying them out. Especially in front of Cal who can do nothing but watch, utterly in love and probably at half-mast (which is a personal issue he'll have to look into later).

Holy Grail AU is perfect bc Zelda thinks she so high and mighty because of A) her status as a princess (Which Reader throws back into her face that it's just as fragile as her ego) and B) her powers. So if Reader has her own powers that are not only stronger. but more consistent then hers?

OOooooohhh-

#cinder rambles #🫐anon #holy grail au

[rinbowaman]

How would heethan react to Readen taking off a promise ring (of a wedding ring-)? Because like, I can imagine him LOVING the sight of that ring on her finger. Whenever he grabs her hand, he’ll probably unconsciously feel for it to make sure it’s there. How would he react to either finding it off of her (maybe she took it off to cook) or her taking it off in front of him because she’s mad?

OOooooohhh hehehehehe MDNI 18+ answer below the cut.

If you read HHP (i think chapter 9, 10, or 11) reader actually bought their engagement rings and surprised him with it (i recommend you read it, it's so very touching)

So if you took it off for the purpose of cooking and just didn't want to get it damaged, but forgot to put it back on, Heethan would be a little irked but no hard feelings...you'll get your tender and semi-rough punishment in the bedroom that very night. lol. heethan fashion i swear.

NOW......

taking it off in front of him out of spite or anger.....you're not leaving ANYWHERE.

Yes, he loves that ring on your finger and (haven't posted it yet) but there is going to be a chapter that develops more with the rings.

If you took it off in front of him, i'll be honest...i dont know if you'll have the chance to remove the thing entirely bc the moment you reach for it and start to shimmy it out of your hand, he's going to RUN STRAIGHT INTO YOU and the first image that comes to mind is him pinning your arms to your sides, harshly kissing you, and throwing you up against the wall, on the bed, or turning you around and bending you over on the console table.

Be prepared, bc the man uses sex as a form to show love, to feel love, to make you feel good, to praise you, to appreciate you.....but to also punish you. it all depends, and he has some manners and characteristics to make it painful, immensely pleasurable, or both.

If you get him mad or if you 'misbehave' then be prepared to get (pardon the language) your shit RAMMED like a jack hammer. also be prepared for him to reach his head around and suck, bite, and nibble on your neck (his favorite spot) harshly. He's going to make you watch as his tip pokes through from the inside of your belly and he's also going to make you watch him thrusting into you....and explode inside you. (his usual style) because while you love it, when you're mad, you really dont want to feel owned by him...but he knows that he can overpower you.

He'll fuck the shit out of you and antagonize you with his words by saying something like "Whats wrong? You dont like being owned by Heeeeeseung/Eeeeethan?" (depending which side he switches to, normally, when he's angry, its his Ethan side. but sometimes, depending how angry he is with you, and you only, he'll remain as irked heeseung. cross the line and you get sexually enraged Ethan.)

You''re going to beg and scream, and he's going to shut you up by kissing you and inhaling your screams or cover your mouth with his hand while he breathes and groans into your ear, saying lewd things like "yeah baby...you fucking like that dont you? keep fucking screaming..."

His thrusts are giong to be hard and very intense, but his hands are going to be somewhat gentle as they roam all over your body and rub your hips and waist. He's going to make sure you see and hear him so you know...just who is owning you.

Afterwards, he's not going to apologize (if he is wrong or not) he wont apologize or do anything except help you clean up, shower with you, and pretend like nothing happens.....right after he gently reprimands you verbally by saying something like...

"now what did we learn today pretty baby?"

and you'll probably look angry and bite your lip out of annoyance but know that you can't do a damn thing bc he's way stronger than you. so you're just going to hold a grudge as you say something like "....never take my ring off..."

and he'll end it by kissing your forehead and saying "that's right. good girl, you're SOOOOOOO smart. ;) "

and then...he'll put on a song, increase the volume slowly and look at you with a smirk while saying,

"i love this song, dont you? makes me think of you."

#heeseung smut #heeseung x reader #heeseung hard hours #heeseung hard thoughts #enhypen smut #enhypen hard hours

[onskepa]

Can you do please Trudy and a male from the Omatikaya falling in love after the great battle (in an au where she and Norm didn't have anything i don't wanna see that man suffer) i was thinking of a fluff thing, like he being a little more shy and she is being flirty and is just cute.

Ooooooohhh this is a first for me, now, I dont consider this a male reader since I would be breaking my own rules. So this will be trudy x OC. Hope you all enjoy this~!!

Also yes in this, norm and trudy aren't romantically together but are still besties for life!

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Mo'nim

After the great battle, many humans left. And some stayed. One of them was Trudy Shacon. She was a great asset and strong alley for jake and the na'vi. Her ship was her ikran. And like all the ikrans in battle, her beloved too died for the greater good. Rogue one, her baby. Was a big miracle she didn't die from the explosion.

Aside fighting, shooting guns, being a baddy, trudy at heart loves to fly. When no one is looking, she would fly her ship through the floating mountains and just admire the view from up high. She loved the freedom her ship gave her, to go anywhere she wanted to go, go as high as she wanted to be.

So when she saw many ikrans flying to their death, she knows the na'vi's pain. To lose someone close to you and never to enjoy the union of flying together. She knows it.

When the humans left, many things were left behind. And who was trudy to leave them be wasteful? Using her mechanic skills, the machines that were broken were reused for many things, expand on the lab, fix the air ships, create eco friendly bunkers for stuff. Anything really to make herself useful and busy.

Of course thanks to Jake sully, all the humans who are loyal to the na'vi were welcomed into the clan. Including trudy, the humans are all seen as brothers and sisters to the Omatikaya clan.

Trudy is deemed as a warrior among the na'vi as hold her in high regard as she was willing to put her life on the line for the people. The very few humans the na'vi respect.

So when she passes by, a na'vi will say hello or greet her in one way or another. And trudy has come gotten to know many na'vi, some she is close with. But there is one na'vi she is aware of but isn't as close.

Mo'nim.

He is a tall, kind man. Not a warrior, but rather a healer. Would rather walk in the shadows than in the sunlight. Mo'nim is those silent types. Shy and quiet. It was that reason why trudy wants to get to know him. Many na'vi have unique personality, but mo'nim was very interesting.

Every time trudy would go into the village, she would scan around to look for the quiet na'vi. She didn't want to ask anyone as means not to give the wrong idea or if word would reach him. No. Trudy wants to find him in her own way.

By being straight forward.

"mo'nim, right?" trudy asks the 9'10 ft tall na'vi. Mo'nim in question, looks at her, taking in her appearance and knows her as the flying human.

He looks around, not wanting to make eye contact. "I don't know much about na'vi etiquette but in human standards, it's rude not to look in the eyes when talking" she says with a playful smirk.

Her teasing voice made his insides stir a bit. But doesn't know why. "I'm sorry, It's just...I don't talk to humans that much, its not because I don't like you!-I mean I do!-no no, what I mean is-OH eywa I'm sorry...!!" mo'nim stutters in his words.

Trudy tries to hide her chuckles but fails. Mo'nim had his ears pinned to the back, his tail lowered as a sign of self insecurity. "no no! I didn't mean to laugh at you, its just...you're an interesting fella" trudy answers quickly.

Purple hue spread across mo'nim's cheeks. Feeling a little flustered. A look trudy has quickly come to like.

"um...well if you have come looking for me....is there s-something you need....?" mo'nim asks shyly. Trudy gets closer, making mo'nim back away a bit. "Yes, in fact I do need something from you" trudy trails on. Mo'nim leans slight a bit, "and what would that be...?" he asks.

"you"

Oh may Eywa take him now.

Mo'nim can feel his heart about to escape his ribcage when he heard that. But feeling too much, he up and left, climbing from tree to tree. As he leaves, hearing trudy's voice become more and more distant.

"was I too direct....??" trudy asks herself.

So for the next few days, trudy would try to get mo'nim's attention. By calling his name, purposely going near his home, really antthing to be in mo'nims eyes. The golden eyes trudy can never get enough of.

Hell, she has taken the extra mile to learn na'vi, albeit her accent is thick, but the local na'vi taught her well enough to speak in a conversation.

So when the opportunity arrived, trudy made the most of it. When she found mo'nim near a river, instead of being slow and steady. She did the opposite.

"hey there good looking"

mo'nim was quick to turn around and see trudy sitting close to him. He was caught off guard, didn't expect to see her. "trudy...? why are you still looking for me...?" he asks slowly.

Trudy shrugs playfully before getting some tall grass and starts to weave it. "Cant I see you? You caught my eye and I just simply want to get to know you better".

Mo'nim didn't think trudy was a bad person, just wasn't so used to receiving attention like how she gives him. "Im very sorry trudy, but its just-well maybe we-no no, I umm....oh eywa I cant speak no matter what I say" mo'nim blushes heavily, purple hue once again spreads across his cheeks.

Trudy laughs out in pure amusement. "It is ok mo'nim, you're very cute like this. Maybe talk to me some more~?" trudy gets closer, feeling bold.

Mo'nim's mind goes blank for a few seconds before processing what she said. "w-well I am not so s-sure, b-but perhaps or maybe we c-can..." his voice trailed off. It only made trudy get closer.

"hhmm yeeeeesss~?"

Trudy's smirk was of a sly one, her dark eyes burning into his soul. She was unlike other human women, much less, like any na'vi women he knows. She is bold, confident, and not so apologetic.

"I...!! I have to go!" he got up only to trip on his own steps but quickly got up and left. Trudy didnt feel bad. Just try a bit harder next time. She looks down at the half weave bracelet.

"I can do better next time" trudy tells herself. Something about mo'nim that just cant be ignored. And whatever it is. She wants it. She wants mo'nim.

Idk If I did trudy justice in her personality. I love her a lot but god! she is too cool for me too handle! Tell me what y'all think! I dont mind re-writing this cause I feel like something is missing. But anywho! hope you all liked it!

mo = space

nim = shy

#avatar #na'vi x reader #na'vi x human #na'vi avatar #avatar the way of water #trudy shacon #trudy x reader #na'vi oc #na'vi x human reader #na'vi #avatar oc

[grigori77]

Critical Role, Campaign 3 Episode 84

Taliesin makes a Bane "Ooooooohhh ..." sound and derails Matt's opening.

Wait, no ad? Oh wait ... they're doing a Speed style Sam advert ... keep reading, Riegel! We don't want to blow up! No! Don't do it, Marisha! You're still so young! It's not worth it!

I jest ... XD

Oh dear ... Marisha has almost been derailed as well after THAT ...

Laura: "We have merch!" She said that in the cutest way possible and I loved it. :3

Guess we'll just have to IMAGINE the Yasha based awesomeness ...

I really CANNOT get enough of those animated titles ... so good ...

Okay, here we go, back to Ruidus ...

So who is THIS then? They seem very cute ...

Friends of the Imperium? Yes? No? Good or bad ... hmmm ... Detect Thoughts? Smart ...

I think he might be getting confused ... hmmm ... Fearne, that seems like a very weird tangent you're going on ... oh, so there IS something going on with his chest? Hmmmm ...

Wait ... is this gonna be like one of those creepy Shadow parasites in Babylon 5?

Dono? Awwww ... "Don't know?" Oh good grief ...

Druidcraft flower ... wait, does he actually KNOW what that actually is?

Whoa ... extra arms? Oh, no ... oh, it's a PET? Some kind of strange Fay creature ... Kaniey? Okay ...

Pate? Oh dear ...

Dreamers? Huh?

Laudna produces her Jrusar theatre card for identification ... oh boy ...

So the Dreamers are just people from Exandria. Okay, makes sense. Cytaa? Hmmmm ... Bormodos. Oh, a symbiotic relationship? Intriguing.

They learned Common through THEIR dreams? Oh, so THEY dream the dreams of Exsandrians ... strange ... also beautiful ...

NSFW ... yeah ... O.O

Capital city? Kreviris? Okay ... centre of the Imperium? Hmmm ...

Entrapment? No ... don't put THAT idea in his head ... Chetney: "Are you a narc?" Oof ...

Wuukors and avadons ... so THOSE are the beasties ...

A dozen Imperium in the town ... on high alert ... pushing them to work harder lately ... yup ...

Elder Barthie? Sounds like the right choice ...

The Weave Mind? Masters of the Imperium ... connects them to THE ONE WHO SLEEPS ... yeah, that would be Predathos ...

Rezora is the town? Got it.

Turning back into clouds ... he's impressed. Cute ... and now he's EXCITED about what he's about? Oh boy ...

Following Dono through the town ... simple place, but it seems quite pleasant and homely too ...

Ah ... military types ... hmmm ... these would be the BAD GUYS, then ...

Know Your Enemy ... go Orym! So these guys are tough, but nothing SUPER major, at least ...

Wow ... Dono is a REALLY bad actor ...

A-ha ... here we go ... smoother than expected, at least ... and they're IN.

Oh, so is the Elder ALREADY onto them? Interesting ... oh, he seems quite sweet, actually ... oh yeah, he clearly knows what's going on ...

Oh boy ... Elder Barthie is basically Jeff Goldblum ... cute ... I love it ... XD

Oh gods, the head ... oh no, Chetney stop that ...

Ah ... yes, tea. This is clearly going to be ... SPECIAL tea ... O.O

He's 300? Okay ...

Oh, so they're a bit like Tolkien's dwarves, then? Cool.

Recent shake-ups? Hmmmmm ... here we go ... the arrival of the Dreamers has become a major disturbance ... interesting ...

Big fat LORE DUMP ...

The Beating Heart, the Dream Keeper ... Predathos by any other names ...

Orym starts growing Druidcraft flowers ... meanwhile Laudna pulls out her ball bearings ... hmmmm ... not sure where THAT'S gonna go ...

The Dominion? Tectus? Hmmmm ...

"Bonobos?" Oh dear ... do not mention the sex monkeys, that can ONLY end in ridiculousness ...

FCG: "We've asked you so many questions! We have a few more!"

Pastries? Oh boy ... here we go ... Chu? Awwwwwwwwww ... :3

Oh man, it TALKS?!!! Fantastic ... and it's SASSY too ...

Laura's dirty mind gets her in trouble, narratively ... XD

Chu calls Chetney "the bushy rat-man" and Ashton loves it.

Chu is a flat Earther ... oh boy ... FCG immediately approves ... clearly Matt is pandering ...

"Worm territory"? Oh dear ...

Willmaster Edmuda? Hmmmm ... apparently she's a nasty piece of work ... lovely ...

Ah, the Volition, yeah ... so they ARE a kind of resistance effort. Great. That's the ticket. Oh, and Bertie has a friend among them? Zhesh? Cool ...

The Treshi ball is still dark ... phew ...

Minor Illusion ... have they seen Ludinus or Otohan? From a distance, apparently ... but not lately ... now Ira ... not him, then. Okay ...

Something of Zhesh's? Oh, are they going to Scry on her? That might work.

Ah yes ... the Flares ... goodie ... the "Beat" of the Heart of the One Who Sleeps ... hmmmm ...

So Imogen wonders if these Flares might help Predathos gain control of the Ruidusborn ... potentially a danger to her and Fearne, then ... hmmmm ... Best watch out for that ...

Laudna: "Do you .. babies?" Oof ... O.O

Matt (As Barthie): "If I could ..." Half the group, together, singing: "TURN BACK TIME!!!" Matt is broken for a few moments ... XD

Good point, IS THERE somewhere to sleep? There's a kind of cellar in this abode. Okay, then.

Working out the next move ...

THERE IS Moon wood! Yay! But not a lot of it ... hmmmmm ... not good for Chetney, then ...

Imogen considers trying a Sending to Zhesh ... hmmmm ...

Someone's coming? On the far side of the village ... causing a bit of a hubbub ... is it a potential problem?

They send Dono to check it out ... okay ...

Imogen reaches out to Zhesh ... she's very subtle about it ... and it DOESN'T cause interference! That's interesting ... she gets a very non-committal answer, but at least she's definitely here.

Imogen mists up to accompany Barthie outside to "see what the commotion is" ... oh wait, someone's already here ...

Crap ... there's a Reiloran at the door. Somebody IMPORTANT, looks like ...

The Willmaster? Shit!

And it's time for a break? NOW?!!! Crap ... WHILE Imogen is transforming, too ... O.O

And we're back ... and proper PANICKING already! AAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!

Are they visible? Are they rolling for Stealth? Crap ... Matt makes them do it ANYWAY ... it's s bit of a mess, looks like ...

Oh yeah, they're pretty much RUMBLED already ...

FCG just tries to bluff ... and casts Fast Friends? Oh fuck ...

Roll Initiative? Of course it is ... AAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!

Battlemap! Sweet! Cue Sam plugging Wizzkids!

Oh gods ... I have, like, THE WORST feeling about this ... this is probably going to go HORRIBLY ...

TWO MORE ROUNDS before Imogen can even HOPE to turn back to solid? Balls ...

So, do the run or do they FIGHT?!!!

Orym goes under rhe table then pulls Bait and Switch with the Elder, then just HOLDS ready ...

Laudna casts Hex on the Willmaster, then ... Marisha exclaims "SHIT!!!" several times ... then casts Fireball on her AND the Shrikes?! Oh dear fucking gods ... it's at FOURTH Level? Fuck ... 32 Fireball damage each, with 3 extra on the Willmaster ... ouch ...

Wow ... that causes SO MUCH chaos right out the gate ...

Holy fuck, most of the Vanguard just BREAK on the spot ... XD .. and now Laudna just literally EXALTED one of 'em ...

Shit, so that kid just UPGRADED on the spot and casts Telekinesis on her ... lifting her up OFF THE GROUND!!! Crap!

Chetney casts Blood Curse of Binding on the Willmaster ... which doesn't take! Balls... so he produces and activates Turmoil and casts Shatter on her instead, which she SPECTACULARLY fails to resist, inflicting 30 points of Thunder Damage on her AND others behind her ... oof ...

Ashton immediately RAGES!!! Goes monochrome, so increased gravity as he turns into a MINI BLACK HOLE!!! The Shrike that hrkd its action tries to attack him ... oh, this is going to be VERY interesting ... barely TWO points of damage ... so he casts a Teleportation Pad right under him to punt him right into the animal pen! "FUCK OFF!!!" Then attacks the knewly Exalted one and lands some more serious damage.

The Willmaster is IMMEDIATELY dragged towards Ashton, meanwhile instantly takes psychic control of EVERYONE in the village. Oof ... Jagged Dart? Oh hell ... tosses it at Ashton ... DEFINITELY hits ... 22 points of Force Damage! Argh ...

Fearne cats Charm Person on the Willmaster ... who FAILS to resist! Immediately beckons her back inside the hut, and IT WORKS?!!! Or maybe not? Deception check ... which Ashley completely tanks ... balls ... but at least she thinks SHE'S an ally ...

FCG shoots his grapple at the Willmaster ... 15? It hits? Wow ... damn it, one of the locals just JUMPS IN FRONT OF HER to take it instead! Crap ... so he just ducks up half the damage himself in sympathy ... but they're still hurt! Owwwww ... alive but VERY hurt ...

Orym casts Hex on the Willmaster before attacking for NON LETHAL damage! Nice ... oh, he is BATTERING her hard ... even WITH the Meat Shield? Hmmmm ... two get knocked out in the process ... great ... Action Surge to try and Grapple her head! Thanks to Silvery Barbs from Laudna IT WORKS!!! Sweet! Then an elbow to the face lands more Hex damage! Nice ... she's starting to look ROUGH ...

Sam's flask: "REMINDER! Come up Sith flask idea ..." Oh boy ...

Now Orym's taking attacks ... some of it REALLY HURTS ... then two of them just PHASE out of Ashton's sight ... hmmm ...

Laudna casts Mirror Image on herself ... she's stuck hanging in the air, so unleashes a Ray of Frost on the Willmaster ... half speed now! Nice ... plus 15 Frost damage! ALSO nice ...

The new Exalted pulls Laudna out into the open, then hits her with Blight! Oof ... 33 points of Necrotic damage! Ouch ...

2 of them fire crossbows at Laudna, first misses, second hits! 9 points of piercing damage ... she crit fails her concentration, so she loses her Mirror Image.

Chetney wolfs out snd HEADBUTTS the Willmaster ... instead renders another innocent unconscious ... no more Meat Shield means next hit GETS THROUGH, so 9 points of damage! Phew ...

Ashton charges the Willmaster, Raging Recklessly, hits her with the hammer. 24 to hit! Boom! 22 points of damage and HE GETS THE HDYWTDT!!! POW!!! The Willmaster flues 15 feet and is DOWN!!! Orym rides her doen and lands on top.

Everyone INSTANTLY snaps out of the trance ... so they see the chaos and just SCATTER.

The Shrikes just pause and take a beat to check out their opponents.

Fearne casts Scorching Ray on the fleeing foes and one of yhe Shrikes, takes out the runner, inflicts 9 damage on the Shrike. Then she bamfs out Mister.

Imogen is now entirely MIST. She is now ENTIRELY INCAPABLE of any violence ...

FCG casts Calm Emotions on EVERYBODY he can ... BOTH the Shrikes fail to shake it off. He immediately tells them both to CHILL OUT ... which they do! Crazy ... this is good for a WHOLE MINUTE!!!

Orym turns to the Exalted and flings the Hex at him. Goading Attack! First hit misses, second hits! 19 damage and HE gets the HDYWTDT so the kid is KNOCKED THE FUCK OUT!!! Now he rushes one of the Shrikes and holds an attack, ready for next round ...

The Shrikes are now trying to run off with the unconscious Willmaster ... great ... Orym gets an attack of Opportunity, trips one and puts him on the floor ... Calm Emotions is GONE and now they're focused on him for next turn.

Laudna chucks some Eldritch Blasts at the Shrikes, first misses, other 2 HIT!!! 15 and 14 points altogether, and she just MERCS the first one on the spot! Oof ... HDYWTDT indeed ... he's just pancaked ... she attacks the other one, but all three shots miss him ... nuts ...

The beasts stampede out of their pen and folk ate now getting caught and trampled! Oof ...

Chetney just throws himself in their path and saves one local, then goes for the remaining Shrike and attacks him with Turmoil while he's still prone. Wow ... he just CRITS the poor bastard ... HDYWTDT!!! He just opens the guy RIGHT UP!!! Oof ...

Just the few runners left ... Ashton gets in front of the stampede instead and grabs some of the locals, pulls them out of the path of the herd.

Fearne casts Scorching Ray on the runners, Crits one and hits the other two. 10 on the Crit, then 9 each on the others. Oh dear ... yeah, one of them just gull blown COMBUSTS on the spot ...

Imogen floats up to check out what's going on beyond their immediate battlefield. It's just chaos, but more are coming.

FCG casts Stone Shape and creates a ramp over him and the local he's protecting sk they herd doesn't trample them.

Orym uses Seedling to grapple the remaining runner and knocks him out of the spot.

Everybody scatters out of yhe path of the stampede. Meanwhile Chetney just SUPLEXES one of them down snd starts EATING IT ALIVE on the spot ... dear gods ...

Looks like that's it ... time to clean up while they have a chance. Hiding bodies as quickly as they can ...

And that's it for the night ... phew ... that was chaos, but thank fuck it turned out all right ...

#critical role #crit role campaign 3 #campaign 3 spoilers #crit role spoilers #campaign 3 episode 84 #matt mercer #marisha ray #laudna #travis willingham #chetney pock o'pea #laura bailey #imogen temult #liam o'brien #orym of the air ashari #ashley johnson #fearne calloway #taliesin jaffe #ashton greymoore #sam riegel #fresh cut grass

[mostlikelytofangirl]

Another thing I'm a sucksr for in ruoyao is THE daddy issues. Like WRH being vaguely fatherly and MY being affection starved (both familially and in general) enough to really want him. MY looking to WRH both as a father and a lover is a mess and I love it

Ooooooohhh the daddy issues/kink would be a whole ass new level with those two!!

MY is the poster child of wanting his dad to love him and looking for paternal validation wherever he can get it. And then you have a man old enough to be his father and with hella power over him giving him all that precious positive attention. You just know that boy would have all kinds of conflictive feelings and complexes about it!

He would have a daddy kink to end them all! MY would absolutely would do the thing of telling WRH that he wished he was his dad right in the middle of sex because he would be so overwhelmed with said conflictive emotions of being into this man that he also sees as the father figure he never had, he wouldn't realize what he had just blurted out until it's too late. But WRH is just fucked up enough to be totally into it, continuing with business as usual as he calls MY son and boi is having at least three different crisis at how into it he is as well XD

Hell, I wouldn't be surprised if they start rping being actual father and son :')

#replies #ruoyao #meng yao #wen ruohan #forget daddy kink #my be calling wrh dad while having him balls deep inside #wrh asking him if his close all are ya winning son #... ok I'll see myself out

[pantheracatluv1105]

Nerdy prudes must die thoughts warning random Spoilers Read at your own risk these were just my thoughts as I watched

Opening scene makes me think tinkys gonna be the baddie this time around he's one of the most sadistic

Lots of little nods to nightmare time with the night hawks and grace chastity back again

Corey and Mariah being a father daughter duo again! slaps! Also the fact that she put her hand between her phone and a literal hammer and it seemed like something a teen would actually do ha scary how realistic that part was

Corey as Jason is fucken hilarious as the one nice himbo in the group of dumb jocks

BUTT STUFF BUTTER I MEAN BUTTER

The Cackle from the audience made my night

Dirty girl is gonna be stuck in my head for weeks but I won't be able to sing it out loud

The collective aww when poor Pete came out with that black eye so sweet starkid is really good at getting you invested in their characters

Angela as grace chastity is the best I love her she's so horrible and amazing

Did they name the Whalen house after Kim??

Kudos to the choreograper they are amazing and I love it so much just little moves that just really establish character I love the heart it brings

"Am i reading as ghost or Lin Manuel Miranda"

oh fuck the homeless man reference definitely foreshadowing for twinky stuff being afoot maybe hopefully

Max is so dumb I love/hate him

Soo so so dumb

Boo hoo bitch haaaaaaa

Oooooh is max gonna haunt them !!!!

Kill count 💀 1

Bury the body also slaps and I also can't sing this in public without getting looks

Pete and Steph are cute together

Things are looking up but I don't think this is gonna last for long

Ooh the Clydesdale vs Hatchetfeild rivalry still going strong

On noooooooo he's gonna die he's alone !!!!!!! Never be alone in a horror musical the ohh no from the audience as they caught in too

Smoke club reference 👌😎 👌

The score holy fuck it hits I'm not a loser

Nightmare time theme wooo

Kill count 💀 2

The chair kick chefs kiss immaculate

Turtle Lauren 🐢 🐢 🐢

Ma brarbaque

The audiences reactions are one of the best parts of this

Ruuuuth why you gotta go by yourself love the solo but ya should've gone home with the rest of them

Also Lauren slays have I mentioned that she's amazing The whole cast is but I've always had a soft spot for her

The sadistic head pats ha

Kill count 💀 3

Kim's screams 😱 😍

Oh shitttttttttttttt the cop lady!! She's figuring shit out

Ballet flats and a gun 🔫 grace chastity people

PAUL AND EMMA PAUL AND EMMA PAUL AND EMMA!!!!!! MY BELOVEDS

Joey as hot chocolate boiiiiiiii

Sells women shoe- shoes Joey's little flub was hilarious

Steph being every lesbians dream

Also Steph and Pete's chemistry is adorable

LEAVE ROOM FOR JESUS

Good luck getting a hold of her Does your phone plan cover calls to hell She's bisexual and dead where else would she be.

Holy fuck love that line I need that on a tshirt

Who am I...flops

Ohh shit what is up with that house 🏠 😳

Chairs clinking in the dark

Ooh church of the starry children were bringing it back love me some Lore drops

You can't touch him but he can touch you audience cackles

Ooooooooooooooooh THE BLACK BOOK MORE LORE!!!!!

Ooooooooooooh tinky tinky tinky time

I beg to differ bitch

Kill count 💀 5

Should stayed in Chicago cop lady

Kill count 💀 6 maybe?????

Love the lighting BTW the sound and lighting guys deserve all the praise

Who knows what kinda doors were gonna open

Singing the lords in blacks names dang I'm gonna need to memorize

WIGGGLYYYYYYY

The lords in black all together ❤️ love them

Pallywalls I guess it's not just tinky this time

The phone she cherishs it above all else haaa

Ooooooohhh nooooooooo she wants Pete nononononononononononononon

Pay the price or fuck off

Fuck she's gonna kill him nooooooo

I'm into you steph awwww I'm gonna cry 😢

The purple light is blinky still watching 👀??

They could have gone to homecoming together 😢😫

So you do know the Bible

Danmmm grace chastity lines all fucken slap

The slow step forward I love max the evil himbo ❤️

Grace is having sex with a fucken ghost 👻

The jump up on the bleachers he's amazing

So we get a happy ending I guess????

Awwwww Pete and Steph they did make it to homecoming after all

Kill count 💀 is 5 after all the cop lady survived

Love the homecoming number

Oh shittttttttt grace has gone off the rails love that for her

Welp it's done and I loved it

#starkid #nerdy prudes #nerdy prudes must die #nerd alert #grace chasity #go nighthawks #hatchetfeild #nerdy prudes spoilers

[wizardwiener]

OOOOOOOHHH CAPTAIN REX, THE MAN THAT YOU AREEEE 😩😩😩

when this mf rocks up, you know the episode is gonna be SCRUMPTIOUS

#i savour every moment of screen time he gets #it's like a reward #captain rex #bad batch #the bad batch #bad batch season 2 #bad batch season two #the bad batch season 2 #the clone wars #clone wars

[bluemoonstonesy]

idc about this game anymore let’s all have a sing song a 1 a 2 a 1 2 3 OOOOOOOHHH JOHN STONES IS A BLUE HE WEARS A BLUE CAGOULE HE HATES MAN UNITED AND HE HATES LIVERPOOL

[what-yadoking-likes]

[Link to Part 5 here]

Hoxton was not a particularly patient man, meaning there were certain things in life he eschewed, particularly if it inconvenienced or otherwise bothered him.

He hadn't set foot in a grocery store for over eight months, but when he awoke, groggy and confused at Wolf's side, he scrawled a note for the Swede's benefit and went to the supermarket.

He stocked up on soft food he knew he could make - sweet potatoes for mash, jelly for dessert, sorbet and ice cream for soothing (and a special treat), soups and rice, noodles and everything else he could think of.

His presence in the safehouse kitchen didn't go unnoticed by the other heisters. Some of them got a snarky quip ("Mind your own fucking business or I'll chuck this boilin' water over yer 'ead, Houston"), a half-truth ("Thought I'd pull me finger out & sort out tea for once"), & the full truth only to Dallas & Chains, who he trusted unconditionally.

"Damn," Chains commented, watching as Hoxton prodded at the still-not-quite-ready sweet potatoes with a knife.

"No wonder you ran off," Dallas added with a concerned grimace.

Hoxton looked up at the pair of them, and was overcome with the need to tell somebody what he'd seen earlier.

"Wolfie put me down as his next of kin," he blurted out, the words tumbling from his mouth before he could stop them.

Chains raised his brows, but was not surprised. Dallas smiled, and made a sound that sounded suspiciously like an 'aww' before stopping at a look from Hoxton.

"What the fuck does that mean?"

"Oh, I know what it means," Dallas said, faux seriousness in his voice as he leaned in and whispered, "he has a crush on you."

"Oh, fuck off-"

"Ooooooohhh ohhh Hoxie, ooh I love you Hoxie-"

"Dallas, I swear to God-"

"Ooooh Hox, oh I love you Hoxton!"

#Yado writes #Payday 2 #WolfHox #Wolf #Hoxton #inspired by true events #Dallas #Chains #Dallas trolls Hoxton #Hoxton gets trolled #get rekt Houston #Hoxton being a good boyfriend for once question mark

[supermariomamafucker]

I don't have a license but still dream about driving all the time like probably almost weekly and most of the time it's illegal in the dream too like I'm stealing a car out of survival or to "escape" from something or it's for fun but I'm still like "ooooooohhh man this is risky I hope I dont get pulled over oh man oh boy!!!!!" not excited like genuinely nervous. Can someone analyze me

when i was a little kid i would get dreams where i accidentally somehow start driving and im just plowing through shit but i would never crash and it would be crying the entire time it was happening

[shapeshiftinterest]

Marshmallow Challenge: sun and moon and monty

based on THIS comic

sun and moon are separate animatronics for this

monty briefly questions his choice in friends as he watches moon try to shove 20 marshmallows against sun’s faceplate

story under the read more

Marshmallow Challenge (also on ao3)

Monty loved his friends; outside of the Glamrocks and Music Man, Sun and Moon were his favorite guys to hang out with. But right now-

“Who thinks I can fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth,” Sun asked, pointing to a bowl full of marshmallows Chica probably helped him get.

-he was briefly questioning his choice in friendships.

They were animatronics! It’s not like the Daycare Attendant’s designs had working mouths.

Monty sighed, placing a clawed hand on Sun’s shoulder and giving them a little shake.

“You’re a hazard to society, y’kno that, Lil Guy?” He said, smiling down at him.

“And a coward!” Moon piped up, dropping in between the two on his cable and shaking another, probably stolen, bag of marshmallows at his counterpart. “Do 20!” He challenged, tossing the bag at Sun.

“OOOOOOOHHH!! Ok!”

Monty leaned against the plaza fountain and watched as his skrunkly lil jester buddies attempted to shove 20 marshmallows against Sun’s unmoving faceplate.

‘Might as well get ready to call Parts and Services,’ Monty said as he dialed the plex’s P&S helpline for later.

#my words #my fanfic #fanfiction #games #five nights at freddy's #fnaf #montgomery gator #monty #sun #sundrop #moon #moondrop #friends #just boys being boys #just boys being stupid #besties #idiot hours #food #chica

[sylvan-librarian]

Since I've been sick and stuck at home for almost a week, I'm going to force my opinion onto everyone's timelines. Here are my favorite pieces of media from this year (not necessarily ones released in 2023 - just the year I interacted with them for the first time) in the order I remember them:

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The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom

Godzilla Minus One

Jane Eyre - Charlotte Bronte

Frieren: Beyond Journey's End (the show)

CrazySexyCool - TLC

Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse

The Grapes of Wrath (the movie)

Persona 5

She Who Breaks the World - Grace P. Fong

Monster (the anime from 2004)

Baldur's Gate 3

The Girl from the Sea - Molly Knox Ostertag

Zom 100: Bucket List of the Dead (the show)

Dark & Wild - BTS

Skip and Loafer (the show)

Ooooooohhh... On the TLC Tip - TLC

Nimona (the movie)

The Boy and the Heron

Andor

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Seeing it written out like this, it's clear I watched a ton of anime and played a lot of games this year, while I read less and listened a more narrow variety of music than usual (though I greatly enjoyed the music I did discover). I think I can forgive myself for this as I spent the first 2/3 of the year wrapping up graduate school and another good bit of stuck it in job-hunting hell; my need for easygoing escapism was pretty desperate. I was also fairly picky about the movies I went out of my way to watch, though I feel like I chose really good ones to sink my time and energy into.

I don't really make New Years resolutions, but if I were to challenge myself, I would like to make next year's list have a few more books and a wider range of music on it.

[antvnger]

((OOOOOOOHHH!! This is a very very good question, Anon! I barely touched on the whole Obadiah thing in the original post, so this was a really good area to explore. I went overboard again which seems to be my MO lol so see below for the whole thing.))

I normally don’t use this word at all, but Obadiah scared the fuck out of Scott Stark.

Ever since he met the man when he was young, his brain was screaming DANGER DANGER DANGER RUN AWAY RUN AWAY!

Scott could sense the predator vibes before he could understand what those vibes meant. He just knew Obadiah was scary.

And the fact he was around his family, especially his brother, all the time was really really bad.

In terms of Stark Industries royalty, Tony’s the heir and Scott’s the spare, so he was able to dodge a lot of Stark Industries bullets growing up. Grandpa Howard insisted he and his son, Charlie Stark who is good in this AU remember, begin grooming Tony from a young age, especially since Tony showed exceptional gifts so early in life.

Obadiah, being the power hungry monster he was, latched onto the elder Stark brother like a leech, and that was another thing that pushed the Stark boys apart. Especially after December 6.

Obadiah had successfully dug his claws into the heir, and he made a point to keep the spare at arm’s length.

Scott feared what Obadiah could be doing to Tony. He tried to ask his brother to check on him, but Tony shut him down so fast and so definitively that Scott knew something was wrong. Tony was afraid. Which made Scott afraid.

I have my own theories and headcanons on how deep Obadiah's abuse toward Tony went, but we won't touch that right now.

But Tony would not budge, and Scott wasn’t going to go anywhere near Obadiah to confront him.

So he went to Rhodey, begging and pleading to keep an eye on Tony and to try to keep Obadiah away from him. Rhodey, already suspecting something was up, promised the younger Stark he would do whatever he could to protect Tony. As if Rhodey already wasn’t, of course we all know he was.

Scott knew too, but he’s just scared. After all, Tony’s 21 when he took over Stark Industries, so Scott’s only 17.

Jump ahead 11+ years since this is a headcanon and I can play with ages and timelines and whatnot when Pepper gave Scott a call he never ever ever imagined to get. Tony’s been kidnapped.

And Scott flipped out.

Flashbacks and panic attacks and intense fear that he may have lost Tony before ever reconnecting, losing him like he lost his parents with nothing but memories and what-ifs to show for it.

And in his bones, Scott knew this wasn’t the complete work of outside forces.

His suspicions only deepened when Obadiah himself came to San Francisco to discuss the future of Stark Industries with him.

“The Spare finally called to glory,” Obadiah announced with a hint of disdain and mockery. “My deepest sympathies for your brother, Scott. Rest assured we are doing everything we can to find him.”

Those red flags Scott always associated with the man are waving frantically again. Good thing he had the sense to have Maggie and Cassie wait upstairs while Obadiah was there.

The man looked around the home with a pompous air. He never understood why the younger Stark didn’t take advantage of his name and inheritance instead of doing everything on his own merit. He could have so much more than what he had to work for. The struggle of every second born, he suspected, desperate to stay out of the first’s shadow.

“The Board of Directors is calling for the next in line to take his place in lieu of Tony’s absence.”

Scott gawked at him. “Absence? This isn’t like he’s on vacation, Stane. He’s been kidnapped in a warzone.”

Obadiah looked unfazed. “I’m just the messenger.”

“Like hell you are,” Scott actually growled. He’s a liar. Scott knew it. He just didn’t know to what extent yet.

Obadiah gave him a look that sent shivers down Scott’s spine. He couldn’t help but shake the feeling that he was in danger somehow. “You know you never learned to trust me like Tony learned to. You always look at me like I’m a stranger. I’ve known you since you were a teenager.”

“Being an acquaintance since I was a teenager doesn’t mean knowing who I am. If you did, you would know I have no interest in Stark Industries. It’s not the same company my dad did so much for. You turned it into something worse than what it was, and you’ve marred my dad’s name.”

“I’m not the one who’s been running the company for over a decade, Scott.”

“I still blame you, Stane.”

Obadiah’s countenance turned cold and challenging as he towered over Scott. “Then do something about it.”

There. There’s the look. The predator. The monster drunk on a power he stole.

Scott shivered, but his glare didn’t waver. He did not want Stark Industries. He never did. Besides, taking it would almost seem to solidify what Scott feared: Tony wouldn’t come back. He couldn’t let himself believe it.

But leaving Stane in charge with free reign again sounded like a nightmare. Scott tried a different tactic by taking a slow breath. He would stall. For as long as he possibly could. Even if that meant pulling some Stark weight to do it.

“I just learned my brother is missing and last seen in dangerous territory. I need time to process this and work out some things here. Give me time to think about this. I will do what I think is right for everyone, especially the company,” he added to hopefully appease Obadiah. “Just give me some time.”

For whatever reason, Obadiah agreed, and as soon as he was gone, Scott sent Pepper and Rhodey a coded text. Since they were so familiar with Tony, maybe they’ll know about the code Tony and Scott used growing up:  Look into Stane. He’s no friend to Tony.

Unfortunately, the code was never decrypted.

Obadiah definitely saw Scott as a threat, and an annoyance since he kept putting off his decision on Stark Industries. It was pointless.

If he could help it, Tony Stark wasn’t coming back, and then when Scott accepted his place in Stark Industries, the pressure would be "too much for him" and Obadiah would “find him” alone in his office after he succumbed to pressures he couldn’t cope with.

Then there would be no one left but Obadiah to lead Stark Stane Industries into the future.

But in this timeline, four months later, Scott pulled the VistaCorp heist and got arrested, effectively keeping him out of Stane’s grasp and, little did he know, saving his life.

Three months later, Tony would return and cause Obadiah more problems. And we all know how that went for him.

#for the ant mun #ant mun #blood brothers au #blood brothers #what if scott and tony were blood brothers #scott lang #ant-man #tony stark #iron man #obadiah stane #stark industries #the stark boys #ant man #antman