#do I call him wanderer

[floatmeintothesun]

Idiocy

You get hurt, and Kunikuzushi thinks you’re extremely dumb (scaramouche x reader)

tw: pet names; kuni calls you love a couple of times, some injuries are mentioned

tags: fluff, comfort, little smidge of angst, kuni being worried, no specific gender being mentioned

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“What the actual fuck were you thinking?!” Kunikuzushi hisses lowly, his violet eyes blazing with fury. You blink at him slowly, trying to get your mind to work, but it seems like your brain doesn’t particularly want to do its job and function properly. He runs a hand through his silky locks and sighs heavily, narrowing his eyes into dangerous slits. “You could have died.” 

He places special emphasis on the last word and you nod, trying to shake off the fog clouding your head. It makes your vision black out when you do so and the world becomes fuzzy for a second before Kunikuzushi snarls wordlessly, forcing you to stay still.

“You idiot, you’ve got a damn concussion--don’t go ‘round shaking your head like that.” He bites out and you resist the urge to nod again in agreement with his words. 

Honestly, you’d probably say that it wasn’t entirely your fault that you broke a couple of bones in your left leg and managed to acquire a concussion as well. It’s just that, maybe falling off a cliff while running away from Ruin Guards and almost going splat on the ground was part of the reason why Kunikuzushi is fretting over you so heavily. He mumbles something about incompetency and you wince as he ties the makeshift splint on your leg tighter.

“Ow…don’t cut off my circulation…” You complain blandly and Kunikuzushi huffs softly through his nose in faint annoyance.

“If you didn’t break your damn leg we wouldn’t be in this situation, would we?” He deadpans, even though he loosens the splint quickly. You blow a strand of hair out of your face, laying down on the grassy floor. You watch in boredom as the green tufts shift and move with the slight breeze, as Kunikuzushi continues to mutter things under his breath.

“I probably would have been fine.” You mumble quietly, half hoping that he wouldn’t hear it, but alas, his head snaps up anyway.

Well, fuck.

The dimmed anger in his eyes flares back to life, and his lips stretch out into thin line.

“No, you wouldn't have. You would have fucking died if I wasn’t there to catch you before you hit the ground. I don’t even know how you managed to hobble that fast with that leg--”

“I had a plan!”

“Oh yeah? What stellar plan did you come up with while you were hurtling down the side of a cliff face to your imminent death? Did you plan to suddenly sprout wings?” Kunikuzushi spits lowly, standing up and dusting his clothes off. “Or maybe you thought that you’d spontaneously become immortal or something?” You look away, your face twisting slightly.

He sighs again, grabbing his kasa hat quietly and flopping down next to you on the ground. You inhale lightly when he glares at the floor mulishly. 

“I don’t know. I just--I knew you’d catch me.” You confess after a moment of silence, closing your eyes when the sun hits your face at just the wrong angle, sending pinpricks of pain into your head. You grimace, groaning quietly, and he uses his kasa hat to cover your face, effectively blocking out the light. You blink. “I trust you.”

He laughs incredulously, his face twisting in an emotion you can’t quite identify.

“If I was a second too late…” He murmurs to himself, just barely loud enough for you to hear.

“But you weren’t. I'm here, I’m fine--”

“Define what you mean by fine, love,” Kunikuzushi says, narrowing his eyes slightly. You backtrack quickly.

“I am alive, there, and we’re both safe.” You amend and he raises an unimpressed eyebrow. “I get it. I almost died, I said it.” You sigh, scrunching up your nose. He huffs out a thin, almost mirthless laugh.

“You’re admitting your idiocy, then? Good.” You turn your head, using a hand to lift his wide hat to look at him. Surprisingly enough, he’s also facing you, his dark violet eyes boring into yours. “I’m confining you to bedrest for a couple of weeks and after that, you’re limited to only doing menial chores, you got that?” You groan at his terms, exhaling softly through your nose.

“Right, right, I got it. Come on, let’s go back to the cottage.” You say to him, moving as though you're going to get up. He makes a low hissing sound and you pause. “What is it now?”

“I’m carrying you.” He scoops you up easily, his strong arms hooking underneath your legs and back. Kunikuzushi smirks at your surprised yelp, pressing you securely against his body. His vision glows and you glare as he lifts both himself and you up into the air, whizzing off in the direction of your shared home. His kasa hat shifts into the halo behind his head and you know he enjoys scaring or shocking you whenever he does this.

“A little warning, please?” He snickers faintly at your unimpressed stare, holding you tightly. Kunikuzushi uses his shoulder to block out the light, keeping you tucked carefully in his own shadow.

“No thanks. That takes away all the fun, love.” He shrugs, smirking like a Cheshire cat. He sticks his tongue out at you and you do the same until he dips his head down and kisses your forehead. “I think you deserve to be teased after throwing yourself off a damn cliff.” He adds pointedly, and you sigh.

“Yeah, I guess so. Don’t think I won’t get you back, though.” You shoot at him and he laughs.

“Oh, I know you will.”

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I would totally jump off a cliff for him lmao

#Fluff #kunikuzushi #kunikuzushi x you #scaramouche x reader #wanderer x reader #do I call him wanderer #kuni #or scaramouche #I’m so confused there are too many names I could use for this guy #genshin scaramouche

[avaize]

An average conversation between Scara and Dottore. Probably. 

#i mean this is probably their canon relationship #most likely #scaramouche #wanderer #do we even call him that?? #dottore #genshin #genshin impact #wow what a very family friendly thanksgiving post

[damianito]

I DIDN'T LOSE THE 50/50

#♡ #fanart #artists on tumblr #genshin impact #原神 #childe #tartaglia #ajax #scaramouche #kunikuzushi #wanderer #chiscara #scarachilde #WHY DO YOU GUYS HAVE A LOT OF NAMES #I know what you are #there is no way you both are cis with the amount of names y'all have istg #Anyway #I havent reach to the quest where you pick a name for scara #but i already know what im calling him #Milaneso

[aeroplaneblues]

Unlikely pair🍃

I don't have a set kazuha ship i like best, but with scaramouche is just some added angst and silliness that I cant ignore😂 Like one is a wanderer and the other is CALLED wanderer.

#kazuscara #genshin impact #kaedehara kazuha #scaramouche #refuse to call him wanderer #fatui winter coat is still the best #i should do a kazuha harem like i have for cyno #idraw

[stardustdiiving]

How evil is arlecchino and what is she cooking

As of 4.2, I’m really curious what they’re planning with Arlecchino as a character, especially as a villain/antagonist/morally dubious character, and how far/which direction they may go with that

Intuitively my impression is we’ll see her do something way more “villainous” than she presents herself as being for majority of Fontaine’s AQ in front of us right—(which isn’t a surprise given that, you know, Arlecchino nor the House of Hearth have never been presented as 110% ethical LOL) but I find myself not being in complete agreement with most analysis or speculation threads I see about Arlecchino’s morality and the like, level of sinister people seem to ascribe to her.

Idk how to put it, especially in regards to her children I do agree they are not a wholesome found family, that Arlecchino is not above pulling strings or using them for her own ulterior motives, but I kind of hesitate on the idea she only cares about the Hearth children as a means to the end/things she can control and there’s nothing else going on with her characterization wise there. I’m not saying that impression seems remotely unreasonable or unfounded, but just that it feels there’s something intentionally missing in how we are supposed to conceptualize her as a person

My main reasoning for this hunch is the fact they have not elaborated on Arlecchino and the previous Knave—who Arlecchino is stated to have taken over the position from by force. The extra tidbits I think about are that 1) Arlecchino was previously an orphan in the Hearth 2) the previous Knave is described as way, way crueler to the children of than Heart than Arlecchino was from when she took control of the House

Often, people’s major indicators that the House of the Hearth is kind of super fucked up are the NPCs we meet in world quests who are part of it and clearly suffering. But one thing I haven’t ever seen people mention w this that i think is a very interesting detail is, in The Very Special Fortune Slip Inazuma worldquest, where we stop this House of Hearth guy (Efim Snezhevich) from manufacturing tension between Watasumi/the Shogunate to restart the war with his other Hearth subordinates, at the end of the quest we get this dialogue that reveals he had been acting under the previous Knave’s directives:

It’s also mentioned he’s employing this plan in an attempt to “rebuild the prestige of the Knave” following Signora’s death, iirc? Now, see, the dialogue itself says that this is “assuming our captive is telling the truth” so who knows what’s really going on, but I find this a really odd/interesting thing to highlight. I’m a bit fuzzy on other world quests with Hearth members, and am not saying none of them were acting and subsequently being treated poorly by our Arlecchino, but like, this gives me a lot of questions especially when paired with implications this previous Knave seemed to be way worse

Like, what drove Arlecchino to take over? How unexpected and controversial was this within the House? Assuming the above information is all true it definitely says something this guy went rogue and acted on what the previous Knave would want and didn’t think our Arlecchino would greenlight it, which does feel consistent with the previous Knave being described as basically worse & crueler than our Arlecchino. It also makes me question how much house of hearth things we’ve seen outside the main story are the work of our Arlecchino or if there’s a bigger divide of loyalty. Heck, I could be wrong but it doesn’t even seem like we know if the previous Knave is dead or not

This isn’t me saying Arlecchino couldn’t possibly be treating hearth children worse than she wants us to know, especially ones who aren’t her “favorites” the way the fontaine trio seem to be, but I really don’t feel sure about making a solid conclusion of her exact level of malice the way ppl r generally understanding it rn when it feels there’s going to be more about her. Just the idea of she, as a Hearth child, clashed with the previous leader who was known for being cruel, overtook their position and took on less harsh methods of leading that made at least some members with more power/possible closer proximity to the previous Knave go rogue and try to commit atrocities in the previous Knave’s name…I feel this leaves a lot of room to suggest there’s more going on with how Arlecchino is as a person

I don’t mind if she’s just very evil and deceptive bc if she totally had me fall for thinking she was less evil than she actually was that’s fun tbh. But I feel people suggest that’s all her character could be with no degree of like, “sympatheticness” or deep grey morality and that if her character did go there it would be automatically poor writing and genshin walking back on making a truly evil woman when IDK. I feel you can claim at this point they have left it open ended and it’s never been completely confirmed she’s pure evil. Also sometimes I just get a hunch and feel cautiously confident in Genshin executing certain characters well. Not all characters, just certain ones. Especially given Fontaine’s character writing being very good and a character like Lyney feeling very solid to me when any development with Arlecchino would likely involve him and his siblings as well, I honestly feel open to the idea of Arlecchino being satisfyingly written to be both villainous/morally dubious but “sympathetic/likable as a person” in ways outside of just her ruthlessness if that makes sense

If I’m wrong/they drop the ball with it more than I anticipate I’ll eat my hat but I am pretty excited about her character and which way they decide to go with it. I will say the only potential impression I have of where they’ll go with her has been wondering if it will go in a “cycles of abuse” direction—I’d be surprised if they ever elaborated on Arlecchino’s character especially in how she feels about things and her also growing up as an exploited child of the hearth wasn’t relevant

#arlecchino #see my track record with said hunch with when I feel I should let genshin cook has been #for months truthing my vision of xiao’s speififc brand of internalized dehumanization induced suicidal ideation #and how genshin will one day he will get another quest of sorts thst develops his character towards #the idea he’s allowed to live and enjoy people’s company and this will likely #also come with following through on yaksha lore and when they do this they will do him SO well and it will be peak genshin quest #all of this Months before the existence of perilous trails was even rumored #and then I was soo stubborn xiao would show up in 2023 lantern rite w more character introspection to follow up PT #and also from the first fontsine teaser I was in the trenches for furina bc I felt so confident #the main storyline would handle her very well & if genshin went anywhere near the direction of her #not being a ‘true archon’ & ppl were Wrong if they thought genshin woudlnt take her seriously #and HAHA. WWOOWOOWOWOEOEOOEOEE #I have also been sent into hysteria multiple times bc genshin keeps canonizing my exact ideas of my favorite character dynamics #and often exceeding my expectations that I thought were jsut wishful thinking #yes I predicted exactly how xiao would interact w Venti & zhongli on screen yes I predicted #the exact nature of hat radish friendship no I was wiped out on the floor #by nahida enrolling wanderer in college & calling him hat guy & zhongli saving xiao’s life #& xiao having hardcore social anxiety from zhongven flirting with each other st the dinner table #this sounds so conceited. see I often don’t know What genshin is cooking but k feel sure in knowing when soemthing is going to be #a shitshow or mediocre or when we need to let them cook. even if it takes 6+ months #TRUST ME <— guy who has been waiting on genshin to cook for several characters for multiple years and is still sure I will get my food #am I crazy. yes. am I also often right when I have hunches on when genshin is going to suck and when it’s going to be good esp character #writing wise. often yes #one day I will annihilate genshined impact with my bare hands #genshin #fern.txt #fandomferns

[another-goblin]

#genshin impact #nahida #scaramouche #I don't know how to tag him #wanderer #I couldn't call him Hat guy #because spaces are not allowed #so I called him Mushroom #had to do some old quests #to get access to newer bosses for farming #so yeah #thanks nahida #you little gremlin #my stuff

[boycaca]

One thing i cant help but enjoy is seeing how many headcanons you see surrounding scaramouche’s body/anatomy because nobody has any idea how the fuck he was made. Like yeah he’s a puppet with ball joints but he also shatters like a porcelain doll but he’s also a robot that short-circuits but he also bleeds like a human

#hes very confusing #ei do you have like. idk the recipe for him #call me dottore with the way i wanna explore scaramouche’s body (scientifically) #scaramouche #wanderer genshin #scaramouche genshin impact #genshin impact #genshin

[sysig]

Wander-ful! (Patreon)

#My art #Wander Over Yonder #Wander #Was I specifically drawing him with his eyes closed to avoid learning his particular eye style? Maybe #But hey look! I did for the second one! That's something! Lol #There's no consensus on his eye colour but I've chosen blue for the moment - it's the eye colour that seems most consistent #There are a lot of elements to his design where I kinda have to unlearn from my own habits lol #The rubberhose is no problem :D I really enjoy rubberhose even if I don't use it very often! #But things like his mouth shape and his teeth only showing when he's like fully smiling - or eyes touching in that cartoony way! #No pun intended but it's very alien to me lol #But it's little things like that that I'm noticing about the ''rules'' of his model like what I was talking about before #He'll still be recognizable as himself if I were to do those things but would they be true to his actual look? Hmm #And I'm totally not against taking some liberties lol - this is fanart that /I'm/ making and very much Not the show lol #But learning and paying attention to details and seeing just how close I can from within the constraints of my own abilities >:3c It's fun! #Plus then it makes my own little touches - calling cards - stand out even more hehe ♪ Blush marks are too fun to ditch completely! #He's a fun and cute lad to work with :3

[snowywanderer]

Indescribable Emptiness

Words: 956

Warnings: you threaten to kill him but it’s not in a serious manner, also it’s been a few days and my memory is poor so potential inaccuracies

Description: !!3.3 Archon Quest Spoilers!!

My take on you-know-what from the new quest, and how it might affect the Wanderer’s significant other

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Something isn’t right. You’ve been staying in Sumeru in a hotel room with a bed too large for you. As you walk your normal route around the city, your legs keep carrying you towards the Akademiya. You think of something and open your mouth to share, only to turn around to an empty room.

It’s suffocating.

The more you think, the blurrier your head gets. There’s no logical explanation for any of it. It’s as if there’s someone who’s meant to be there, but you’ve lived alone for your whole adult life. Maybe the loneliness is finally driving you insane.

You decide to take a walk to clear your head. It’s getting late, but that just means you’ll run into fewer people.

The view of the sky from the higher levels of the Akademiya is nothing short of stunning. Someone, perhaps when you were younger, told you something strange about the sky once. You remember laughing, then feeling bad when you realized they were serious. Still, you can’t attach words or a face to it.

You raise your hand up to the moon, and the wind that blows between your fingers reminds you of how cold they are. This walk was supposed to help, but tears of frustration threaten to spill from your eyes. You grieve for something that, as far as anyone can tell, never existed.

You rub your eyes, thinking about how loud you’d scream into the night were you not in the middle of the city. (The insomniac scholars must truly be thanking you.) Not wanting anyone to see you, you turn around to head home. You can hardly see through your tears and, as luck would have it, you run straight into someone.

“I’m so—“ you pause the moment your eyes meet the stranger’s.

He’s gorgeous, but that’s not all. Something about him feels familiar and warm, like your bed after a long day of work. You wrack your brain for who he might be, but come up blank.

“Do I know you?”

He startles. “You shouldn’t.”

“Sorry, your face just looked familiar. I hope I didn’t bother you.” As intriguing as he is, you really shouldn’t be letting a stranger see you cry. You walk past him. Hesitate. Turn back around.

The man meets your gaze, eyes wide.

“You… you’ve been crying.”

This is not the conversation you want to be having.

“Yeah, I guess it’s been a strange few days for me.”

Something shifts in his eyes. “I know you don’t know me, but please. Come with me. There’s something you may need to see.”

You want to say no and run, but the way he looks at you draws you right in. Still, you follow him from a distance. He leads you to—

“The Sanctuary of Surasthana?”

He nods. “I know you may not believe what I’m going to say, but you will believe her.”

He opens the door, where you are greeted by… Lesser Lord Kusanali?

“W-what’s going on? Great Dendro Archon?”

“Is this them? I thought—“

“I changed my mind.” Who could this man be if he’s willing to speak over an Archon?

Lesser Lord Kusanali turns from the man to you with a sympathetic look. “You must be confused. Please hear him out. Even if you don’t believe him, I hope you can believe me.”

The man barely meets your eyes as he explains. Lesser Lord Kusanali was right. If it weren’t for her, you wouldn’t believe a word he said. It was… a lot. Yet, it would explain everything you’ve been feeling.

“You… you may not have died then, but I swear I’m going to kill you myself!” You march up to him, and barely register the fear on his face before you pull him into a crushing embrace. Tears fall down your face once again. “Do you have any clue how confused I’ve been? I missed you so much, and I didn’t even know what was happening!”

“I’m sorry,” is all he can muster as he returns your hug.

“I thought I was going insane!” You pull away, then it hits you. “It’s been days! Why… why did it take so long?”

“I’ve accepted my sins, but that doesn’t mean I wanted you to have to. I thought it might be for the best if you forgot like you were supposed to.”

“But I didn’t, not fully.”

He nods.

“What an idiot. I hate you,” you say, gently taking his hand in your own. “But… you don’t have a name now, do you? What should I call you?”

“You can call me whatever you see fit.”

“What about ‘Asshole’?” You smile. “But you did tell me eventually, so I guess ‘Beloved’ works too.”

He blushes. “I suppose that does work.”

A higher-pitched giggle sounds out.

Oh. How did you manage to forget about the archon next to you? Your face heats up, and you profusely apologize.

“Don’t be sorry, it makes me happy to see you back together, even if I only knew you through his stories until now.”

Your beloved squeezes your hand, and leads you back outside. You tell him about your days apart. Before he can apologize again, you pull him in for a kiss.

“If you’re truly sorry, prove it by spending the night with me.”

You find your beloved has a sharp tongue to match your own, but his gaze at you is nothing but affectionate. When you leave the Akademiya and return to your hotel, you find the bed to be just the right size for the two of you. You tell him all the things you’ve been wanting to say the past few days.

When you wake the next morning, your hand is still entwined with his.

#snowy writes #genshin impact #gi scaramouche #gi wanderer #scaramouche x reader #wanderer x reader #some details I want to point out: #the things that make reader feel something is off at the beginning are all resolved at the end #after reader says they’ll call him their beloved they actually do (in the narration) #probably obvious but I wanted to draw your attention to it just in case

[lucishell]

when both of you are failed prototypes

(can we call subject 2 alberto)

also speedpaint !! flash warning !!!

#flashing tw #i want to share my brainrot #i have a million obscure ships and you WILL LISTEN #pretty please #the hands went thru all stages of grief #genshin impact #genshin impact scaramouche #genshin scaramouche #scaramouche #genshin impact wanderer #genshin wanderer #wanderer #subject two #subject 2 #albedos evil twin #wtf do you call him #rubedo ???? #can i be educated on that pls #mwuah ty

[softquietsteadylove]

You get so many specific prompts, so I thought maybe it might be fun to send you a prompt with just a few words so you can write ANYTHING you want for them, in any au or in canon! (And obviously if muse doesn’t strike feel free to skip lol but if you like this i’ll keep sending them!) words for this one: sunshine, gratitude, eyes

"Hey."

Gil smiles as she finds her place next to him. They're not on watch, he just would rather be out here than on Ajak's mission to socialise with the humans. "Hey, Sunshine."

She laughs, because she thinks it's funny that he calls her these things. Like it's a sweet joke, just between the two of them. He calls her that because it suits her--describes her. "Admiring the view?"

Honestly, the planet is...dull. Not that Sersi wouldn't have a whole dissertation with which to correct him on that. But he hasn't yet seen enough of it to think it's this truly marvellous place. "I like the water."

"Hm," Thena muses beside him, also taking in the shades of green and blue below them. The scent of the salt travels upward and the breeze of it rustles her hair. "There is something calming about it."

Gil isn't sure if he would describe it as calming. He always looks down at the waves crashing into a cliff as a tumultuous and violent thing. He thinks they should fear and respect the sea, but keep their distance. "You think?"

But Thena nods, soaking in its majesty. "The humans have claimed the earth they need, plots of land and spaces for their settlements. But no one owns the sea."

No, that is true. The waters of this planet are unencumbered, threatening to swallow up the landmasses by domination but always receding as per the moon's orders.

Thena bumps his hip with hers.

He chuckles, "what?"

She tilts her head, and it is unfair for someone so deadly to be so charming. "You're ruminating."

"I am not," he laughs off, but she's caught him fair and square.

"Share your thoughts," she prompts him, pursing her lips as a playfulness comes over her, "oh great tyrant king, Gilgamesh."

He rolls his eyes and huffs at her poking fun. As if her joy is not his joy also. "We shouldn't take the ocean lightly. It's dangerous, no matter how calm the beach waves might look at times."

"I'm not taking it lightly," she replies easily, and he gets the sense that she's heard and understood all the thoughts in his head. "I see it for what it is--the force behind it."

They both look out into the bay, where the gentle lapping of waves against the shore gives way to the rough and choppy texture of endless depth. Those waters will see plenty of Deviant carcasses, too deep for the humans to ever find.

"But I accept that along with this part," she moves her head in the other direction, nodding to where Sersi is showing a human family how to cast a net. The young ones giggle with glee and their joy makes the Elemental Eternal glow from within. "They are both part of the sea. I think that only adds to its beauty."

Beauty, Gilgamesh thinks, is not so simple a thing. He struggles to describe things as beautiful. A sunrise or a sunset merely exists, the sea is the colour it is because of the sediment in the water, the sky changes per the hour sometimes.

But he sees the light shining off Thena's eyes, constricting her pupils and bringing out the green colour of them. The darker rim around the iris, the jade colours swirling more calmly. That, he thinks, is beauty.

"Gil?" Thena asks, pulling him from his silence.

He smiles, because she's good at making him smile. "I guess I see what you mean."

"I for one am thankful for the cooling breeze the water offers," she states more clearly and lightly, moving away from the contemplative. She inhales as another wave crashes below and causes an updraft.

Gil unfolds his arms so he can move some of her hair off her shoulder and away from tickling her face needlessly. She looks at him and he withdraws, exhausted from the affection. "I don't have to be thankful to a body of water."

Thena laughs, and it's a very cute laugh for a Goddess of War. "There must be something for which you're thankful."

Her. It's always her. If she knew the degree to which he focused his thoughts on her surely she would recoil.

"Hm?" she prods, sliding closer until he can feel her much smaller arm against his thicker one. Their shoulder plates clink together and she celebrates getting a laugh out of him. "Anything?"

He looks at her unabashedly now. If he could tell her that she is the most beautiful thing he has ever seen, he would. Far more than any of their travels to this planet, far more than any natural phenomenon here now, he would. "I guess there is something."

"Something?"

"Someone," he amends quickly, and it seems to make his point. She smiles down at the water below, something like shyness coming over her.

Her hands clasp behind her back, "I'm sure they're thankful for you, too."

He snorts, "I don't know about that."

"Well," Thena angles herself towards him before rising onto her toes, "I am."

Gilgamesh lets her bend to press her lips to his cheek. He does it passively, letting her delicate hands balance her against his shoulder and his elbow. He leans ever so slightly for her, but that's it. He doesn't want to encourage this. He'll lose all sense, if he does.

"Shall we?" she prompts him, turning in the direction of their own.

"Fine," he grunts, but follows her like she has him on a leash. His steps are heavy and slow behind her light and graceful ones. If something were to approach from behind, let it face him first before so much as getting a glimpse of her.

"You should tell Ajak you are warming to the planet," Thena suggests lightly. "She seems quite bewitched by it. To say nothing of Sersi."

Gilgamesh has to constantly stop himself from telling Ikaris that he will never fully capture Sersi's heart away from this planet and the people residing here.

"We have much of it to see," she looks over her shoulder at him. "Perhaps somewhere you would like more."

He thinks all of this planet will look the same--feel the same. He shrugs.

Thena doesn't take offense to his lack of contribution. She looks forward again, "Ajak says we will abandon the ship entirely the more humans perceive us."

Gil doesn't entirely trust Ajak. He thinks she means well, but he also thinks that there are times when she doesn't tell them all she knows.

"I know you will miss our refuge away from them."

Gil uncrosses his arms, moving more deliberately to walk beside his partner. "So long as they don't ask me to join in any dancing, then fine."

Thena laughs, letting him capture her hand in his. "I'll defend you from such trials."

Then he has no qualms, no matter where they go, or how long they stay on this blue and green marble. If she is with him, then he can face anything.

#Thenamesh Reverse AU #thank you for the ask sweetheart! #I love this idea!!! #and I did love this au so I'm happy to get to explore it more honestly #grumpyxsunshine is a delicate balance #when I tell you I have been obsessed with finding a way to get him to call her Sunshine #this one fits perfectly #Gil thinks he's so tough and unbothered #Thena: *walks into a room* #Gil: hey Sunshine light of my life #but on the outside he's all >: [ #everyone knows #they're like someone go tell Gil that it's time for dinner #no one wants to do it #they only ever wait for Thena #eventually this Gil also finds that he likes cooking #but stars above don't wander into his kitchen uninvited #if you're not Thena you're gonna get scary kitchen dad telling you not to touch anything #and if you are Thena #you'll get invited to taste and then sent away with snacks

[fuck-kirk]

I have a very specific headcanon of a post- Phantom Planet Vlad that’s been trapped in space for ten years that lives inside my head rent free

I’d love to write something for it someday, but for now here’s this

#mott txt #vlad plasmius #vlad masters #danny phantom #in my HC he went through a natural portal he found while wandering space #and ends up in a harsh alien world #and is enslaved and forced to fight for years before freeing himself #he eventually comes back to earth #also I do love vlads ghost form with a mullet and stubble #there’s a fic on ao3 called et carinae that started my obsession w this HC #it’s only got one chapter and will probably never be finished. but I think abt it allllll the time #a whole story revolving around this concepts lives in my head I deff wanna write it this summer #the pupils and lack of goatee make him look so different…kinda younger but I like it #I also HC that vlad stopped aging like 10-15 years after the accident #motts art

[seaweedstarshine]

You know that time in the comics when the Doctor is so depressed, he shuts off the lights, turns on an interrogation spotlight, locks himself in the console room, and argues with a bunch of judgmental shadow-figures resembling his past incarnations?

And all the TARDIS' lights go out and her interior becomes a maze to keep his companions out of the console room, all from her psychic connection with the Doctor (“moodbleed”)?

And his companions are left wandering in circles for two days as the air goes “stale,” not knowing where he is but thinking the worst, while he hallucinates in a dark room?

...because I'm thinking again about the times this definitely happened when he was with the Ponds.

#when they find him- Rory (one good nurse™) asks neutral questions to check on his emotional state while respecting his space #Amy knows when he's locked himself alone long enough to call River (fortunately Amy talks to her daughter often) #River can calm the tardis and go directly to the Doctor. she sits with him and nods when he rants. she tells him hes loved. #eleventh doctor #11th doctor #doctor who #words by seaweed #(eleventh) doctor is neurodivergent tag #honestly same. I don't want anyone looking at me when im in that way because eyes are very uncomfortable lasers slicing my thoughts #so river doesn't look at him. she looks away and lets him look at her so he knows she's not looking at him. she also does active listening #the shadow-figures in this comic are beyond psychosis coded #emphasis: it isnt presented like some conference of past selves here (which the doctor can't just do anyway- see Power of the Doctor). #and the shadow figures dont have personalities anyway. the way theyre drawn is VERY psychosis coded (as is 11 this whole Si Spurrier run) #this is from Eleventh Doctor Year 2 Issue 3 (set between A Christmas Carol and The Impossible Astronaut) if anyone's wondering #note that he put on his comfort fez I love him #alice obiefune #poor Alice got drove up the wall from wandering in the dark for two days… I think Amy and Rory get to get used to it if they're together #eventually they work out a plan to calm the tardis enough to show them the comfy spot in the bunkbeds to wait and give him space #he joins them in their bunkbed for platonic snuggles. all in the same bunk. Rory doesnt mind. they make sure the doctor knows hes loved <3 #I think- having been percieved as psychotic growing up- Amy would be conscious about making sure the doctor knows she still adores him #I really want this fic to exist

[lameow-l]

so wait… furina is the name of the archon role that “furina” had to play

wouldn’t make more sense narrative wise to give her a name of her own?? like scara gets his own epic chapter about him ridding himself of his past and adopting a new name then proceed to ignore said name in favor of “hat guy” but the actress playing “furina” doesn’t get to be known for her own name?

like people of fontain (partly maybe) know the truth so why not let her free? let her enjoy the simple human life she so so longed for? even the other furina wouldn’t want this

#i think her story is a better use of the (give character name) mechanic that wasn’t really needed in scara’s arc imo #like yeah it’s cool and all but we literally saw him throw the actual physical manifestation of his past into the fucking void!!! #i personally think it was kind of wasted on him on top of me thinking that idea was entirely stupid to begin with and hyv keeps proving tha #no one actually refers to him as wanderer or by the name they choose online.. its just scara #thats both bad marketing and confusing burying the character away from new players #and like the amount of shit u have to go through as a new player just to name ur weird huge hat angry little dude is just.. #but imagine how impactful such a mechanic would be for ‘furina’ who spent all her live acting a role she wasn’t #at the end of all that agony do u think she could endure hearing people call her by that name?? #unlike scara she did that for the people every moment of those 500 years knowing that the fate of every person is mere a breakdown away #there was nothing in that for her or for a reward she thought deserved.. just suffering on her own #it just makes more sense for her to want a different name a different identity that has nothing to do with that role #and again i think that mechanic is stupid anyway but if it had to happen i’d loved it more with ‘furina’ #or idk give her like a clueless friend she gets to meet that keeps calling her a different name for reasons and her liking the name or smth #maybe give her a different role she gets to play.. or have neuvillette give her a name #same with scara i think it would have been a lot better if he went by a name he choose when all his previous names were chosen for him #i dont see how the entirety of genshin writers and devs agreed to this mechanic being implemented honestly #like traveler is literally there waiting for a single soul to address them by their actual name (the one we choose) but every time it’s jus #traveler traveler.. even their most beloved companion calls them traveler #like that alone should've changed the writers minds bc such a name would 1. either not ever be used or replaced by a nickname #2. the hell devs had to go through to not allow certain phrases and names and 3. the hell both teams will suffer should they add a new char #tl;dr stupid dumb mechanic but they should still give furina a new name #genshin impact #furina #fontaine archon quest #scaramouche

[dazzelmethat]

I humanized Jaken for an Edo era historical fiction au that lives inside my head. I've been trying to settle on a face for him.. Independent of him being human or yokai he needs to be able to have a very expressive face.

#my art #inuyasha #jaken #sesshomaru #the au is like sess is head of a dying samurai household and really really wants do the wandering samurai thing but he lost his sword arm-- #--in a duel with his bastard brother. so now sess is just rage #i've been reading the book 'musashi' after watching that one puppet histories video about the historical guy #somewhat related but in this au at least i have it that 'sesshomaru' isn't his adult name and that his father died before he could give one #and 'inuyasha' isn't really a name either but just the thing villiagers call him. his mother named him something else. #but inu's the type to think the insult name suits him better so he'd use it instead

[jrueships]

looooool lololololol

#sorry im pondering over the thought of diggs/allen afters*x sorry #they have very much opposite actions after doing it #josh loves his naps and his cuddles so he will want to call it an early night night after one handjobbie even #unless hes angry or frustrated. then diggs is gonna be on for a long. aching haul #but stef could go literally 700 rounds in the same night and still try to get up and wobble around the house doing whatever #his strange mind is set to #even with *** still dripping out his *** #obvs hes gonna clean it soon or just lick some of it off like hes a dirty h*e but hes not a dirty h*e u know #but when u have to make sure the singleperson chair is tilted just enough to capture ur good angle when u lay down like a cat in it #u have to make sure t(im not rewriting all that. i forgor) #u know!! #and ok maybe some of the wandering stems from diggs hating to display uncontrollable neediness/beauty in front of the people he cares about #MAYBE HE GETS A LITTLE EMBARRASSED ABT THE WAY HIS THIGHS TREMBLE AND THE MUSCLE JIGGLES THEN TENSES FROM CONSTANT CHANGE #MAYBE HE HATES THAT HE LOVES HOW HE HATES THE WAY HE LOVES WHEN ALLEN'S STUPIDLY BEAUTIFUL BROWN EYES ARE OVERTAKEN BY BLACK #FROM HIS PUPILS BLOWING AND HIS LIPS PARTING IN NOTHING BUT ADORATION AND ADMIRATION OVER HIS WR #and the bliss he's been put in OKAY MAYBE ! MAYBE !! #AND MAYBE BY GETTING AWAY FOR A BIT LIKE AN APATHETIC BLACK CAT SLINKING AWAY INTO THE NIGHT HELPS #KEEP STEF FROM COMPLIMENTING JOSH OVERANDOVERANDOVERAND- AGAIN. BCS HES JUST SO. UGHH. AND HE GETS SO. uGh #when stef compliments him and stef LOVES complimenting him bcs stef LOVES speaking the truth and what he says IS the truth #and josh LOVES hearing it and . UGHHH it's so MUSHY it's GROSS!!!!!!!@! grosser than the *** still in his *** #... even grosser than the fact that stef will sometimes hold off on cleaning up while walking away bcs he knows josh #as tired as he is.. will make the bed heave a great strain of spring and coils from the owner's devoted departure #following stef with blankets towels some freshly brewed tea and wrapping him into a big hug #as he breaks the singleperson couch from trying to cuddle like a giant dog that doesnt know it's a giant dog #MAYBE THEYRE GROSS AND SICK AND STUPID AND DOMESTIC OR WHATEVER! AND MAYBE DIGGS HATESLOVESHATESLOVESLOVES IT??? #THATS THEIR BUSINESS !! AND IM UP PONDERIN IT 🗣‼️‼️ SORRY #ted sus #diggs/allen #ted redacted #it's late so ihope noone sees this LOL it's embarrassingfr 😭😭 IHATELOVE