#do you have a cigarette?

[martins-canned-peaches]

Modern Angler Fish be like "Ayo pass the vape"

#the magnus archives #angler fish tma #angler fish #do you have a cigarette? #the magnus institute #the magnus universe #jon sims #tma #jon sims tma #jonathan sims #jonathan sims tma #tma season 1

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

No time to play. You are being sent away.

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#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #yu ziyuan #jiang yanli #jiang cheng #wei wuxian #Do you know how hard it was to *not* do a 'Sold To One Direction' spoof comic? It took nearly all my will power. #Mostly because it misaligns a little too far off from the canon events and vibes. #But sit with me for a moment. Consider it: #“BEEP BEEP BEEP. I threw my pillow at my alarm clock. ”Wei Wuxian get your lazy ass downstairs!“ Yu Ziyuan yelled. #I ran to the bathroom and looked in the mirror to see my grey orbs staring back at me. #I put my long straight black hair in a ponytail with a red ribbon. #I went downstairs to see my adoptive mother holding a bottle of vodka and a cigarette. #'Listen up whore! I need money to pay the bills so I sold you. Your new owners will be here any minute so go pack!' #I stormed upstairs. There was no way I was going to let her sell me to a creepy old man! #I decided to run away. Since I'm not like other girls I don't have very many friends. #My gay friend Lan Zhan was mean but he lived like a block away. #As I opened the door I saw Wen Chao blocking the door. 'Ello Love. We're your new owners!' #I rolled my eyes and pushed him. 'Aren't you from that stupid Wen Sect? There's no way in hell I'm going with you!' #Hey again. It's me the OP of this blog taking a pause. I haven't actually read this story before aside from the memes #and I am honestly reeling from how this watpad fic chapter ends. What do you mean one of the one direction boys chloroforms her??? #Chapter 2 is so much worse #Why is there such a strong focus on the *eyes* of every boy!!! #This fanfic is a horror story actually. I came into it trying to make a funny parody but I got in over my head. Dear God. #It's me again. Several minutes have passed and I'm on chapter 4. What the FUCK is going on here? #I feel like I opened up pandora's box hoping for a fun little treat and got the plauge upon me. Dont read this fic.

[lesbaurinkos]

one of the most devastating images in the world to me if im honest. super trouper by abba at top fucking volume

#TONIGHT THE SUPER TROUPER BEAMS ARE GONNA BLIND ME BUT I WONT FEEL BLUE... LIKE I ALWAYS DO.... #CAUSE SOMEWHERE IN THE CROWD. THERES YOU. IF YOU CAAAAAARED #i need a fucking cigarette. #truly at a point i cant tell if its just that IIIIM unwell so my eyes go right to phil up there or this really is so compositionally perfec #it FEELS compositionally perfect yknow! feels like u can see that big stupid red string of fate across the image here #i dont even care. its making me feel sooooo...uuuuuuuuuuuuu. super. trouper. top. volume. #im the most normal guy you have EVER MET! #dnp

[mooseonahunt]

The way Luis asks for a cig when he first meets Leon and Leon responds with “You know, those things will kill you” and then Leon ends up lighting Luis’s final cigarette for him just guts me. Makes me lose my mind. I’ll be having a good day and then I’ll remember that and I’ll be inconsolable.

#GOD IM SO SAD OVER THEM #I HAVE SO MUCH TO SAY ABOUT THIS PARALLEL IN PARTICULAR #it’s like… Leon is the cigarette ya get me? #Leon is not a good person to be around. Luis jokes about it himself (Hanging with you? Not healthy!) #but he sticks around anyways just like he knows cigarettes are bad for him but he still smokes them. #Just... Leon lighting that last cigarette for him. #Resigned to the end and doing one last thing for him bc he's already a dead man so why not? #luis serra #luis serra navarro #leon kennedy #leon s kennedy #Serennedy #Luis Babygirl Serra #resident evil 4 #resident evil 4 remake #re4 #re4r #moose posting

[emo-batboy]

the idea of you running out of rpatz photos is so funny. cant wait for the people of gotham to have heated debates over whether or not bruce wayne looks good with a mustache after you’re forced to use images from the lighthouse.

It’s not the lighthouse stache you should be worried about…count your blessings people

#PLEASE send me Robert Pattinson pics if you have them #like good ones where he is doing things tho #honestly the problem is I’ve used all the photos of him just doing normal stuff #that’s literally it #that’s the whole appeal of the character: seeing Battinson in the wild. doing stuff. now all I have are red carpet pics #or him smoking or with his good time beard or the mustache or his god awful twilight complexion or a number of things #*takes long drag from cigarette* it’s not easy #a wild battinson #robert pattinson

[stuckinapril]

I just know I’m gonna struggle in my later years bc I don’t wanna get married I don’t want kids I just wanna rawdog life and be a hot milf

#You might be like that’s probably bc you’re just 21 and ur values will change #And to that I say. Perhaps. But rn I don’t see it and I haven’t seen it since I was like 15 #Also you might be like Well pave your own path! Not all women end up w domestic lifestyles #And while I agree w that sentiment you have to understand I’m an Arab girl #Rn I’m chilling doing whatever and my moms cool w it but that’s bc I’m just a kid basically #Once I’m Older (age 25+) I feel like the expectations r gonna start rolling in #Though this is by no means an Arab girl problem bc god knows even here in the states misogyny #Runs rampant #I just feel like i legit reject everything that’s expected from a woman in her later years so I fully expect to be #A neurosurgeon one day forlornly smoking a cigarette from her penthouse office #p

[simstoyourdismay]

you’re so art deco out on the floor shining like gun metal cold and unsure baby you’re so ghetto you’re looking to score when they all say ‘hello’ you try to ignore them cause you want more, why? you want more, why?

made a sim for @acuar-io’s decades challenge on discord!!

#ts4 #s4 #simblr #sims 4 #ts4 simblr #s4 simblr #the sims 4 #i feel like i could be off by a few years but i intended for her to be a flapper girl from the 1920s #i should've downloaded a cigarette holder or something but i forgot whoops #i downloaded other cc for men in the 1920s #cause i wanted to make nick carraway and jay gatsby.. obviously in love because i think the great gatsby is a thinly veiled queer classic #like nick carraway is so bisexual.. but you know i also have this disease where i need to force homoeroticism into everything everywhere #i feel like i should clarify that i mean the great gatsby book. not the movie. never seen it. i do not like leonardo decaprio #okay i'm done cause that's not what this post was even about.. i like reading my bad #my other sims

[sysig]

Ah, childhood memories (Patreon)

#Doodles #UT #Handplates #Sans #Gaster #Having such clear external-view memories of what happened when they were young would probably give Sans a lot of ammunition lol #Not that they'd know any different - their poor memories honestly :( - but having such clear memories in places would have to be weird #Most people have childhood amnesia to an extent! Tho it's hard to say when that would've applied to them anyway with their sped-up growth #Not to mention the trauma #And it's possible that doesn't apply to Monsters to begin with lol - but it's all a moot point anyway since these are their only memories! #It's sad to think of how much of themselves are missing forever since Gaster didn't experience them :( #This is what happens when you get behind on your work >:0 #I really wonder what their lack of memories/restoration of memories would do for their like/dislike of certain things! #Like how Papyrus says that sitting with Sans in his lap makes a lot of sense as to why it was so familiar and comforting #But also that knowing makes it sad as well :( Knowing recolours their understanding and interpretation! #Knowing Why makes things make sense but does it actually Help? It's a tough question - certainly it hurts in the moment #The little things Gaster has infected for them and for himself ♥ Like taking notes! Like chess and sweets and spaghetti and lab coats #And dark sweaters and cigarette smoke and hugs and intelligence - how many pieces of all of them have A Feeling attached #How many more have A Memory - and even more than that A Memory Lost and unrecoverable ughhh ♥ #But the little things they can hold on to hehe <3 Like pinging Gaster for what they all know and remember #Why does he even keep coming over if he knows the reception he'll get? Lol #Feels particularly self-loathing and goes to get bullied as penance pfft

[wyldblunt]

i am always thinking about that one asura in taimi's lab who, upon not recognizing the commander, snarks something like "oh, i'm sorry, i didn't bring my heroes of tyria flash cards with me today 🙄"

was he just joking or do those exist. heroes of tyria TRADING cards, even???? are children across the realm kicking and biting each other over a holographic trahearne

#gw2 #there WAS a holographic glyndwr and he threw a fucking shitfit when he found out and got it put out of print #unfortunately for him this OBVIOUSLY backfired and drove demand up like crazy and now it's one of the most-discussed collector cards #there are like five billion different runs of alan cards. lorelei cards are beautiful but dont tend to have actually useful skills/moves - #-so theyre beloved by ppl who only collect the cards for the art but don't play the accompanying game #merrit collectors comprise a very weird very tight-knit subculture with encyclopedic knowledge of every misprint/quirk #now im thinking about mutuals' commanders too #you NEED a kerra card. if you dont have a commander kerra what is even the point of your collection #marwyds are popular even among ppl who don't care about shit like this and can be easily traded for cigarettes/waypoint fare/etc #the hua collectors are bonkers. theyre a well-oiled machine. they all have like a dozen copies of every card like an itabag #I COULD DO MORE BUT I HAVE ALREADY BEEN FUCKING AROUND FOR TOO LONG TODAY AND GOTTA GO MWAH #oc notebook

[corrodedcoughin]

Modern au where Steve notices eddie goes to sleep with earbuds even when Steve is staying over. He’s never been able to see what it is Eddie is listening to and Eddie’s never told him either. One night steve just gives up to his inner nosey bitch and leans over a sleeping eddie to unlock his phone and finds YouTube video playing called ‘SUBLIMINAL SLEEP TRACK “I AM A DRAGON” GUARANTEED RESULTS’

#from then on Steve noticed eddie muttering things under his breath like ‘he the dragon. find the hoard. I have beautoful shing scales’ #‘mortals fear me and I am proud’ #he notices that Eddie blows his cigarette smoke out of his nose and thrashes his head around when he thinks no one is looking #but does it when he thinks people are looking too. he really doesn’t care #Steve draws the line when Eddie files his nails into points he knows how much Eddie flings his hands around and that’s too much of a risk #idk is this anything? #what’s the best solution when you feel like shit? try to make somebody else happy #I mean that’s my solution so I can ignore my own issues you do you though #stranger things #steddie #eddie munson #steve harrington

[thekidsfromyestergay]

Yeah that's not a shadow and that's not underwear... Those are literally thigh high hold ups

#DO YOU HAVE A GARTER BELT BABYGIRL #cigarettes in her stockings or whatever

[so-very-small]

throwing aside a half smoked cigarette onto the concrete but it gently lands in a tiny’s arms like a blessing from above

#nicotine mention #if a giant cigarette fell into my arms. well. thats a gift from god right there #also note: i dont throw my ciggs on the concrete THATS LITTERING. FIND A TRASH CAN. YOU CAN HOLD IT FOR TWENTY SECONDS TIL YOU DO #i may be a nicotine addict but ILL NEVER BE A LITTERER. EVEN I HAVE STANDARDS.

[saturnaous]

finding a distinct lack of weed related things in fma. I got my posts back so in the spirit of 420 I’m offering this doodle from the other day ‼️ go smoke some weed

#fullmetal alchemist #fma #fmab #fma brotherhood #fullmetal alchemist brotherhood #alphonse elric #edward elric #elric brothers #lou is an artist #anyways. I think uhhhhh. Mustang smokes weed but cannot do anything for himself. he doesn't have a dealer and can't roll for the life of hi #he has to get hawkeye to get him everything. she also rolls for him #and edward and al. al can roll both joints and blunts and ed can barely roll a joint #he rolls the worst little blunts and gets alphonse to pack bowls for him #he can get weed tho. he's friendly enough with most people to know how to get to a weed person from basically anywhere. al cannot. #ALSO I had this really really REALLY stupid idea of like. hohenheim fucking growing weed based on my own dad. in his study or whatever #I thought it was SOOO funny and they try sneaking in bc they're not allowed and BAM. face full of marijuana. funny as fuck to me #uhhhh. idk. I think I'm funny. #also PSA if you don't know already!!! blunts and joints are different bc of the papers they use. blunts have cigar wraps #and joints use cigarette paper !! they also have different techniques ig. I haven't wrapped a blunt but they're supposed to be more #brute forced and joints use more finesse says my brother the in-house stoner. well the main one at least

[lazy-toad]

btw if you come into someone else's kitchen and start fucking vaping in there without even standing by the window I should be allowed to hunt you for sport

#why is it whenever my flatmates have people over they always insist on sitting and vaping in the fucking kitchen #sorry but you're in my flat i have to live here please can you not do that #where did manners go? you wouldn't pull out a fucking cigarette and start smoking it would you? so why pull out the vape #please god I'm so tired

[alpacahat67]

are you even a lead singer if you don't bother your guitarist incessantl- DAVID.

#i do have a collection of photos like this and every time im like ok man you do that. #i wish i had the confidence david bowie did strutting around in a sparkly space suit smoking a cigarette and doing whatever this is #david bowie #ziggy stardust #mick ronson #glam rock #maybe hes playing guitar with his teeth but he didn't need to cop a feel while doing it. sorry. its just unnecessary. other places to hold.

[catschimericalcreations]

if this Magnus Archives and Fallout: Far Harbour inspired Anglerfish plush made from repurposed stuffed animal pelts asks you for a cigarette, do not give him one

it's bad for his health and he only wants to steal your skin anyway.

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