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melmedarda · 10 months
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A Guide to Recreational Shimmer Use for Physical Enhancement: a book by Singed.
⸻ VIKTOR & SEVIKA, Arcane
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hart269 · 2 years
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*The gang after they arrived in Eddie's trailer in Upside down*
Steve : Goddamn
Y/N looking around : So you are a drug dealer right?
Eddie, confused : Yes, why
Y/N : Do you have some of it here
Steve : Really, right now
Y/N : If I am going to die, at least let me die peacefully
Robin : We are not going to die.
Y/N : I have anxiety
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bluegekk0 · 1 year
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wanted to draw pk from before the events of the au, just to show how much he’s changed. and yes, he ditched most of his clothes except for the outer cloak. they were in awful shape and got in the way more often than not
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aioliravioli-69 · 22 days
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Chase: So I put the keys in this formation and then I uh...I...uhm, are you sure about this Dorkin?
Deacon: It's what the keys said you'd have to do and they probably know the ritual better than you
Chase: Yeah, but they've also been asleep everytime they went through it
Deacon: Come on Chase, we've come so far, you can't chicken out now!
Chase: I-...I'm not chickening out, it's just...are we 100% sure this is what I'm supposed to do?
Deacon: What other information do we have?
Chase: I...ok, I'll do it...for mom
Chase: Here goes nothing I guess
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almostdailymidnight · 4 months
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Drawing Midnight everyday until he gets an alter or alternatively I die Day 27
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Quieres?
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yksuna · 1 month
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SHOULDA KNOWN NOT TO TRUST VALENTINO
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hyaha-ha-ha · 8 months
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"Hey you gotta try this"
I made this one a while ago when I was frustrated because I felt like my art was always in the same colors/tones (⁠●⁠´⁠⌓⁠`⁠●⁠)
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knwatchesninjago · 3 months
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S1E5 Can of Worms
Hellloooooooo!!! Look who's back!! <333
So this ep was a LOT of fun to watch, ngl!!
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Alrighty!! Let's start with some good old fashioned...
#SiblingBonding
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Honestly I love how this episode focuses on the GlacierBros and the PlasmaBuddies (No. I do not ship any of these four together. They are brothers. I have a brother as well, so I know and can relate to these four's relationship. A sibling relationship can and may times is very close. And it's just a fact. Not everyone has to be shipped.)
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Anyways, we also got our little gremlin!! :3
#Lloydster_Enters_The_Scene
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Sadly, as I predicted in the previous post for ep4... there was barely any scene where Lloyd regrets his life decisions...
but alas... we got one scene...
#RegretsLifeDecisions
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Okay... now onto the funny part, loll
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Teacher: So kids, what can we learn from this? Student 1: don't have green eyes? Student 2: Don't smush food on your face? Student 3: Hide in a corner and look cute? Teacher: NO! The lesson we can learn from this is... don't do drugs. Or you'll end up like him.
Alright, all jokes aside...seriously, stay away from drugs and smoking stuff. they aren't good for you. And in the future, you'll be wishing you could reverse time itself. But sadly the Time Blades don't exist in our beautiful world, loll. So please, for yourself, stay away from all sorts of drugs/alcohol/smoking thingys.
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Anyways, because I don't want to end on a serious note... we're now onto the highlight of the entire episode...
(drum roll pls)
I NOW PRESENT TO YOU....
#TheLegendaryPinkNinja (aka Pinky)
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^First of... his face 🤣🤣🤣^
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Oh my goshh.... even his tornado is pink!! 🤣🤣🤣
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I'm questioning how those snakes couldn't see Zane... Like, come on!! He's so obviously visible...
Anyways, I can't with PinkZane!! He's absolutely hilarious!! Thanks to our little green gremlin, we got some comedy, loll.
I dunno if PinkZane is mentione anymore in Ninjago... I hope he is, loll!!
I would be adding more pics, but sadly I'm up to the 30 pic limit.
So, byeeeeeeeeee!!
~KN out~
https://kittenninja14.tumblr.com/post/731916269075480576/hey-yall-i-just-found-this-incredible-video-and
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nervousgardenerkid · 2 years
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highschool au steve (who’s friends with the party because fuck the king steve era he deserves good friends <3) where you’re his reluctant tutor and he’s convinced this is the start of a romcom where you two eventually fall in love but you’re just trying to tutor your cute annoying classmate because you need an excuse to get out of being dragged into joining a club and/or sport by your friends and tutoring can’t possibly be super hard right?
but eventually steve’s flirting gets to you and when he comes to your next tutoring session with an A on his latest paper you think he doesn’t need a tutor and are sad obviously happy to see he doesn’t need to be tutored anymore. cue steve being an in love idiot and purposefully flunking his next assignment so you can keep being his tutor. robin, who’s tired of his shit, tells you why his grades keep drastically fluctuating (because he wants to keep being tutored but also doesn’t want you to think you’re a bad tutor) which leads to (after some convincing from his children friends) you telling him if he gets an A on the next assignment you’ll go on a date with him <3
can u tell i got carried away again LMAO credit to whoever made the gif! i hope u like it hehe <3
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Steve let out a sigh of defeat as he stared at the bright red F on his paper. He swears he did so well this time! Guess studying with Dustin didn't pay off. He felt a tap on his shoulder.
“Hey,” Robin whispered. “What did you get?”
Steve rolled his eyes showing her the paper.
“Dustin is a shitty tutor.”
“Did you guys even study?”
Steve looked back at the other day and let out a soft “huh,” once he realized he simply walked into the library to grab Dustin. “You know, now that I’m thinking about it, we didn't even study.”
Robin rolled her eyes.
“How am I a junior who got accidentally put in calculus and doing better than you?”
Steve opened his mouth to come back with a snarky remark but was saved by the bell.
“Whatever, I'll talk to Ms. Rodriguez after class. I'm sure she'll find me a tutor.”
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“Y/n, cmon please!” Chrissy begged while holding your hand. You chuckled, shaking your head as you grabbed your calculus book, shutting your locker once you had it.
“Chrissy I'm flattered, really, but there's no way I'm joining the cheer squad.”
Chrissy followed you as you made your way toward your next class.
“But the uniforms are so cute!”
“To each their own!”
You understand what she was trying to do for you. You never really joined any clubs at school, not for any particular reason. You just didn't want to. I mean, who wants to stay after school and practice instead of going home and relaxing?
“Okay, what about the newsletter?” she asked with a big smile.
You shook your head violently. “I love Nancy to death, but she takes that way too seriously.”
“Cause she's passionate about it! Do you have anything you're passionate about?”
You leaned against the wall by your classroom thinking about it. Surely there was something.
“Y/n!” you heard a voice shout.
Your head shot up in the direction your name was called, a smile craving your face as you saw the familiar mop of semi-curls.
“Hey, Eddie!”
Eddie laughed and picked you up while spinning you around.
He placed you down and brought you in for a tight hug.
“Not that I don't appreciate the love, but what's going on?”
“I finally got an A on Mr. David’s paper and it's all thanks to you!”
You felt a blush rise to your cheeks at the small praise from the boy in front of you. You waved your hand around as you looked down at your feet.
“No, it wasn't me Eddie, I just showed you how to study in your own way! Sometimes sitting in front of books and reading isn't for everyone,” you said with a smile.
“Yeah, well because of you I’ll be able to finally get the hell out of here! Seriously y/n you're a genius!” he shouted at you while pointing and walking in the opposite direction.
Chrissy giggled. “He's such a weird kid. Not a bad weird though.”
You nodded your head. “He's a sweetheart though, I'll see you after tryouts?” you asked her, finally beginning to walk into class.
She nodded her head with a bright smile on her face. “See you after tryouts!”
You smiled and took your usual seat at your desk, you glanced at the board and opened your textbook to the page that was on the board getting ready to read about today’s lesson.
“Y/n, could you come up here, please?” you heard Ms. Rodriguez call. You make your way over to her desk with confusion on your face.
“Is everything okay?”
“Of course sweetheart! How would you feel about some extra credit?”
You perked up at the mention of it causing Ms. Rodriguez to laugh.
“I have a student who needs tutoring and I figured why not send in my best student.”
“Ms. Rodriguez I just passed your last test, if I'm your best student that's a little sad.”
“You helped Munson get a B on his quiz.”
Your eyes went wide and you smiled. “Did I really?”
She nodded her head and smiled at you. “I don't mean to be rude but you brought him from a D to a B, it's progress.”
You stood there and thought about it. The teachers underestimated Eddie. He was smart, he just didn't have the proper tools to kick-start his mind. What if this kid isn't smart? What if you can never teach then they fail? That means that you've failed.
“Look, you don't have to say yes,” Ms. Rodriguez started. “But if you decide to go he said he'd meet you in the library after school…assuming he knows where that is.”
You nodded your head. “I'll tutor him, I'm sure it won't be that hard.”
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It's been an hour. An hour of you sitting in the school library when you could be at home taking a nap. Chrissy stopped by earlier jumping for joy when she told you she made the cheer squad. You smiled and congratulated her knowing she was ecstatic to be on the team. She left shortly saying she needed to meet the coaches for her uniform, ever since then you've been alone.
You let out a frustrated sigh gathering your things while cursing under your breath. At least you finished some homework, now you can go home and just relax. Your thoughts are cut off when someone bursts into the library panting trying to catch their breath. Shushes are thrown at him causing him to scoff.
“Oh relax. Geez, a guy can't even breathe nowadays.” His eyes scanned the library lighting when they land on you.
Oh no, you think. Please, please for the love god tell me I don't have to tutor Steve Harrington.
“Hey y/n! Ms. Rodriguez said you'd tutor me.”
Send the flood. Send it now.
“You’re late Harrington.”
“I know, but hear me out!”
You took a seat gesturing for him to go on.
“Oh, I didn't think you were actually gonna hear me out.”
“Steve, I'll leave.”
“Right, sorry, I would've been here but I needed to pick up the kids from school.”
Kids? “You have kids?”
“God no! I mean, not yet. I'll have little nuggets of my own someday, but I babysit…I guess.”
Your eyes light up as you remember seeing him with a group of kids from time to time. “Oh yeah! Nance’s brother and his friends, right?”
He smiled and sat down next to you nodding his head.
“Yup, they're demons.” He rubbed his hands together and put his backpack on the table. “So when do we start?”
“We started an hour ago Steve. Look, seriously if you want me to be your tutor please come on time.”
Steve nodded and made an X over his heart. “Cross my heart, and hope to die, babe.”
You bit your bottom lip, shaking your head trying to fight off the heat that made way to your cheeks.
“So um, Rodriguez gave me your quiz.”
“Ah, so you've seen my handy work,” he said while leaning back in the chair, his arms thrown behind his head.
“If that's what you want to call it.” you smiled.
Steve swears he felt his heart beat out of his chest when you smiled at him. How has he never noticed how pretty you are? He's seen you around the school before, he knows your friends with Robin. How come you guys haven't crossed paths before?
“You see how you have X=8? It actually equals 20. You have to carry the five here and subtract three from- Steve are you listening?”
“You're really pretty.” he blurred out.
Great, you thought. Now I'm flustered. “Oh, um, thank you, but we should really get back to studying-”
“We should go out sometime.”
You ignore his comment and look through his test making mental notes. “Do you remember anything from algebra?” you asked while glancing at him.
“What?”
You put your head in your hands and let out a sigh. “We're gonna need more than books to help you.”
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“No, Robin! I need you to put in a good word for me!”
Robin closed her locker and looked at him. “Steve, you're literally a chick magnet. Why do you need my help?”
Steve hopped into the driver's seat with disappointment written on his face. He was supposed to meet you to study after school today but you canceled.
“She's not just a chick robin. There's something about her I just can't shake off.”
“Gross, you've been watching rom-coms too much.”
Steve sighed and saw you walking out of the building with a smile on his face. He's been studying with you for about two weeks now and he's been anxiously waiting to get his test back from Ms. Rodriguez. He's been studying the flash cards you made him paying more attention to your handwriting than the material written on the cards.
“Should I talk to her?” Steve asked while looking over at robin who was too busy applying mascara to her lashes.
“Uh-huh, totally.”
Steve rolled his eyes, stepping out of the car and jogging over to you.
“Y/n! Hey!” he said with a smile on his face.
“Hey, Steve, any news back about your test?”
He stuffs his hands in the pockets of his jacket nervously swaying back and forth on the heels of his feet.
“Nah not yet, by the way, you look stunning today,” he said with a smile. You roll your eyes as he grabs your hand lifting it up in the air.
“cmon, do a little spin for me”
Ever since that first day of studying with you, he's been persistent in getting you to fall for him. He'll bring you little gifts or doodles he does in class when he's bored even though you scold him for not paying attention. He's even brought in his friends to back him up.
“You know Steve is a nice guy,” Mike said. “My sister loved going out with- oof.”
Dustin cut him off with a punch to the arm. “Dude, maybe don't mention the fact that Nancy went out with him.”
Mike made a confused noise. “But she's happy with Jonathan now. What's the harm?”
You reluctantly do the spin pushing him away when he lets out a whistle.
“You're so stupid,” you said walking away from him.
“Stupid for you. When are you gonna let me take you out on a date? Dustin vouched that I'm a hopeless romantic.”
You opened your mouth to say something but got cut off by someone shouting your name.
“Yo! Y/n!”
“Oh hey, Robert, ready to study?”
Steve felt his heart drop. You're studying with other people? But that's your guys’ thing.
“Yeah, coach will have my head if I don't get my history grade up.”
Did you cancel your study date with Steve to study with someone else?
“I'm sure he will superstar, I'll meet you in the library in a bit.”
Robert nodded his head and walked away to the library. You looked at Steve and noticed his mood went down.
“Hey, everything okay?”
“You're studying with Robert?”
“Yeah, his coach practically begged me to tutor him so he can play in Friday's game.”
Steve understood you are free to study with other people. Free to study with other guys. So why was he so jealous?
“Oh, okay cool.”
You held back a giggle as you pushed him back slightly. “Jealous Harrington?”
“A little.”
You swear you always know what he's about to say, yet he always catches you off guard.
You ruffle his hair and make your way to the library throwing a glance at him over your shoulder.
“Don't worry Harrington, there's no guy like you.”
Steve watched you walk away with rosy cheeks and a smile as he walked back to his car humming a random tune.
“Robin.”
“I saw that whole thing you are head over heels for her. I'll put a word in for you.”
“No need, apparently there's no guy like me.”
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Steve was pushing past students shouting out the occasional “excuse me!” and “get out of my way.” he bursts into the library, his eyes scanning the room before he sees you're nose deep in a book, walkman headphones over your ears.
He sprints over to you and slams his body down in the chair across from you.
You jump and glare at him, moving your headphones down around your neck. “Jesus Steve, how about you warn a girl before you ambush her?”
Steve said nothing as he placed the test in front of you with the biggest smile you've ever seen. You gasped and grabbed the test bringing it closer to you, letting out a squeal when you see a green 85% written at the top of his test. You throw half of your body across the table wrapping him in a hug.
“I told you you could do it, Stevie!”
Steve thought he died right then and there and was greeted by an angel who looked a little too much like you.
You sit back in your seat and give him a bittersweet smile. “This is the end of an era Steve, you're all good now.”
You've never seen a smile leave his face so fast. “What? What do you mean?”
You looked at your watch and started putting some of your books away in your bag.
“You passed the test Steve, that's why Rodriguez asked me to tutor you.”
“But what about my next test?”
You let out a giggle and threw your bag over your shoulder.
“This is the basics, if you understood this then you're set for the rest of the year.”
Steve’s jaw dropped as he looked at you in shock. You set him up! You made him fall in love with you and your beautiful brain only to abandon him before he could make the move!
“But what if I fail again?! What happens then?”
“Steve, you're not gonna fail! I believe in you, you got this!” you encouraged him while standing up. “Now if you'll excuse me, I have to pass on my smarts to another jock.”
Steve watched you walk away with a frown on his face. He stormed into the hand room whispering for robin to meet him by his car after practice.
“Hey, y/n told me about you passing! Congrats dingus, maybe you aren't a dingus after all.”
“I need to fail my next assignment.”
Robin sighed and pinched the bridge of her most. “I stand corrected. Okay, what's up?”
Steve opened the car door for her and ran around to his side once robin saluted him and sat in the passenger seat. He started his car and started the drive to Robin’s house.
“She said it's the end of an era! What's that even mean?”
“She meant studying Steve. She considers you a friend now, so you can hang out with her without the textbooks and stress!”
Robin did make a fair point. He could finally flirt with you without you getting onto him about staying focused. It’d just be you two, no books, no kids from your class asking you questions about the notes you took, and no more stupid calculus work. For some unknown reason, all of that terrified Steve. When you guys were studying everything came naturally to Steve, he thinks, no, he knows the minute he hangs out with you outside of study hours he's going to embarrass himself. Steve shook his head and looked over at robin.
“Our study dates are better, I'll just fail tomorrow's assignment, and boom. I'm back in.”
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You arrived early to school knowing you had to help Eddie cram for his English test in first period. You grabbed a couple of notebooks for your classes today and slammed your locker shouting when you saw robin behind it.
“Jesus Christ! What is up with you and Steve sneaking up on me?!”
Robin put both hands on your shoulders and shook you gently.
“Please talk to him!” she shouted, her voice bouncing off the walls of the nearly empty hallway. “He plans on failing all of today’s assignments just so he can keep studying with you!”
“Robin, please stop shaking me. Many people love this brain.”
She stopped shaking you but her grip on your shoulders stayed tight.
“I love you y/n, I really do. You're one of my best friends!”
“Awe, Robi-”
“But I swear to god if I have to hear about how your eyes sparkle every time Steve gets a question right, or about how badly he has to fight the urge to tuck your hair behind your ear when it falls in your face while reading I will poke pencils in my ears!”
Heat rushed to your cheeks at everything robin was saying. Did Steve really feel like that? You know he likes to flirt with you here and there but you thought that was him just being charismatic. Robin rolled her eyes when she sees that you were blushing.
“God, you're just as bad as him.”
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“Okay so, what Shakespeare is trying to say is-”
“Hey rob, beat it. Gotta discuss something with my girl.” Steve said pulling a chair next to you and slinging his arm around you.
You rolled your eyes and looked over at him. “Steve I'm in the middle of helping Robert write a report-”
“No, no, he's fine. I think I'm gonna have a brain aneurysm if I read anymore.” Robert said while gathering his things.
You opened your mouth ready to ask Steve what was going on but he held a piece of paper up.
“An F?! Stevie, what happened? You were doing so good?” you gasped out grabbing the calculus homework out of his hands.
Steve shrugged his shoulders and sighed. “I guess I need more tutoring, gosh sometimes my memory is so bad I forget things like that!” he said with the snap of his fingers.
You tuned him out as you squinted at the paper, something was off, this wasn't Steve's handwriting.
“Steve?”
“Yes, darling?”
You blushed but chose to ignore his comment. “Your handwriting looks a lot like this one kid I tutored.”
“Duh, it's me. I'm the kid you tutored.”
You shook your head letting out a hum. “Your handwriting is neat. This looks like chicken scratch.”
Steve let out an awkward chuckle and cleared his throat. “Okay fine, I borrowed-”
“Borrowed?”
“I stole Jerry’s homework and pretended it was mine so that way I can keep studying with you.”
“Steve! You can hang out with me outside of studying!”
“I know I can! It's just easier with the books all around me cause I feel like you're not 100% focused on me! I know the second I have all your attention on me in gonna embarrass myself and you'll never want to date me.”
you giggle and give Steve the paper.
“I'll tell you what, next assignment you get an A on we'll go out on a date.”
Steve smiled. “You mean it?”
“Cross my heart and hope to die, babe.”
Steve shot out of his seat and kissed you on your cheek running out of the library.
“I won't let you down babe!”
A group of students shushed him and he shushed them back aggressively. “Geez, talk about a tough crowd.”
The next day you opened up your locker picking up a piece of paper that fell out. You unfolded it smiling as you saw the A+ written at the top of his paper right next to his name. Steve snuck up behind you giving your cheek a kiss, smiling at his good grade.
“Now, if I'm not mistaken, I believe you owe me a date.”
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just-an-enby-lemon · 6 months
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I suddently remembered that the first time I ranted to my brother about Elias he said his plan to defead Elias would be to find a way to make a new drug and drug him enough time that Elias would be addicted to the drugs and since my brother never spread the formula would need my brother alive, well and happy with him to get more of the drug and we had a huge as discussion where I tried to convince him it would never work and he just got more and more insane. I was at season 3 and somehow now that I finished the podcast this is actually funnier.
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gh0stseeker · 6 months
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Inspired by that one time Gricko said on God frfr and yeet.
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marvelmaniac715 · 14 days
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One time before I was a teenager I was put on a very small dosage of steroids to combat a cold, and let me tell you, I was an emotional WRECK and I will certainly never do drugs. For the one week I was prescribed them, I:
Cried when someone told an objectively funny story
Yelled at my sister for never learning to drive
Binged Toddlers & Tiaras and Supernanny to yell at the parents as if they could hear me through my iPad
Broke down into tears when I didn't have enough gems to pay for an option in the game High School Stories
Essentially, I was very small and very angry, don't do drugs, kids XD. (Oh yeah and then there was the one time I was given morphine to combat some pain after an operation and I fell asleep in the middle of Despicable Me 2 and can't remember much else).
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Eddie: Ridiculous! I kissed a frog and it didn't even turn into a prince! It just got me high!
Steve: why did you think it would actually turn into a prince?
Eddie: I may have already been high
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Meghan Markle is not a feminist. She's a thief and a succubus who uses weak men to create her career opportunities because she lacks the talent and self-respect to do it without their help.
Flashback from the Megxit Files: In January of 2020 she ran a social media campaign to generate interest in Sparry serving as Governor General of Canada. She was on a mission to become a "First Lady."
January 10, 2020: "It's true- 61% of those polled would like H to become the GG and he and Meg and Archie can live in Rideau Hall. GG is paid nearly $300,000 annually, but I would expect them to donate that since they don't need the money."
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She likes us to know it's HER :
"H" "Meg" "$300,000" salary, and the housing told us she was the author of these communications. She even expressed anger when people pushed back on her plans.
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zero-saber-sam · 2 years
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Cyberpunk Edgerunners is the embodiment of "Stay in drugs, don't do school."
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