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doubt-everything · 7 months

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Hi, I turned 29 today.

#i'm an old man #fuck that means i'm gonna be 30 next year #now i know how lindsay lohan felt in freaky friday #don't read these tags #me #chubby #plugs #body positive #guys with tattoos #guys with beards #fat positive #chubby guys with beards #personal #chubby bearded men

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gizzlyeagleshark · 3 months

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When Doug wears shirts that show his chest hair....

#dougdoug #don't read these tags #ravage me please

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rustedpyro · 24 days

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blood can be so sticky and sweet i wake with it crusting my lips like a morbid gloss

#is this poetry?#original poem #blood #blood mention #vampire posting #vampire #this is true actually #blood drinking #unreality #kinda #i love you #i want to kiss you when you bite your cheek too hard #don't read these tags #read these tags #reblog maybe #i'm a professional yapper

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johnchrom89 · 1 month

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Day 9 Preview

Didn't want to upload late as usual so tomorrow it is. Who's that Pokemon? Not a mass murderer. Nope. Not at all.

#mario #super mario #sailor moon #usagi tsukino #makoto kino #not fire emblem #totally not three houses #that ain't dimitri #don't read these tags

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honeylemonbutte · 2 years

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Interactive Summer, Day 9: Sweet

Quinn from Defiled Hearts: The Barbarian @defiledheartsblog

Would you like a cookie from your totally normal, completely trustworthy bestie Quinn?

@interactivesummer

#help i'm drawing #interactive summer #don't read these tags #i'm going to swear #fuck foreshortening!!!#FUCK FORESHORTENING!!!#f u c k foreshortening #throws foreshortening in the fucking trash

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varietysky · 2 years

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also I don't have any theories for ghosts s4 yet. I'm just excited to see my ghosties and to become unbearably annoying about humphrey again :)

#bbc ghosts #ghosts bbc #mia posts a thing #soon taking off my Laszlo Cravenswhore shirt to put on my Humphrey Bone Me sweater 😌#don't read these tags

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dookerino · 11 months

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#don't read these tags #i promise you don't want to #it's not pretty #/#i think my last day is coming up soon #i keep wanting to kill myself more and more #and the things that used to hold me back are steadily losing their meaning to me #and more and more often I'm coming to the conclusion that i need to just get it over with #i haven't exactly decided on a date #but i think i have settled onto the conditions that would make me decide to try to go through with it #he's the only person to ever make me *feel* loved in my life #and now he hates me #so whats the point #i cant keep hurting lile this #i cant talk to a therapist about it because theyll send me to a psych ward #and my experience at the last one was so bad that killing myself aounds far #far better #than going back again #i can't cook or clean any more #it's getting harder and harder for me to eat anything #i havent cooked at all in almost 3 months #and i havent cooked for myself in like 5 #im pretty sure ill lose my job soon #when that happens itll be an incredibly easy choice for me since i can never recover from it #i cant make friends #i want to be wanted #i want to be missed #but that's just not who i ever am to people #the first people to even notice i was gone would be my coworkers in about a week #my parents probably wouldn't find out for at least a few months

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roninkairi · 1 year

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You can only reblog this today.*

*PLEASE READ THE TAGS

#adventure time #finn the human #if you are reading this #please be aware this is a joke #this was a random thing tound on Facebook #and no finn really didn't say that #so go ahead and reblog it #just don't take it seriously #some of the people who reblogged this overreacted #so I feel compelled to add these tags to call them out on it #like seriously #chill out dudes #maybe eat a taco or two #tacos are life #so are burritos #ok this is running its course #david zaslav can suck it #i just felt like adding that because he is a douche

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pastelterrors · 4 months

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Work Doodle Dump

#doodle #sketch #ball point drawing #artists on tumblr #yes alastor hazbin hotel is here #no i do not actually like hazbin hotel #yes i do want to turn him into a piece of paper and rip him apart with my teeth #i guess you could say he's TEARable 🥁#characters that embody middle school angst make me feral SORRY #don't read these tags #they are for ME #oh and the rest of the characters are OCs and coworkers #and my boss knows that I draw during work and is okay with it!#one of the drawings is of him!

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tossawary · 5 months

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One of my personal nitpicks for historical fantasy is a lack of servants, staff, subordinates, and... idk... subjects? Like, their absence is not... a total dealbreaker for me, depending on the situations the characters are in and whether or not I can just assume that other people are there in the background... but so many of the protagonists in historical fantasy stuff are higher-ranking (very often royalty), and/or have busy jobs, and/or have enormous houses that would necessitate having at least part-time staff.

Like, girl, you should have a maid! WHERE is your chaperone?! WHO is driving this carriage?! Where are your footmen? Are you trying to imply that a WEALTHY DUCHESS is taking a CAB?! You know that you probably have tenants, right? Where is your steward?! Where is your lawyer? Your accountant?! (Like, yeah, you're not going to have your lawyer living in your house, but you HAVE one, right???)

Or, man, you're supposed to be a military commander and you don't even have a single secretary?! Where is your SQUIRE?! (In the spirit of historical fiction, I am jumping wildly across time periods with every sentence here.) Man, I know you aren't looking after your own boots. Where are your GUARDS?! Who set up this tent for you?! Who is looking after your horse?! Who is making and carrying the incredibly valuable maps people are recklessly stabbing daggers into?!

SOMEONE has to be scrubbing these floors and delivering the mail and cooking the meals and doing laundry, and they're probably all DIFFERENT people! My dentist has at least three different receptionists and we can't even get ONE for our court wizard here? A sorcerer's apprentice to take notes? Someone like Sherlock Holmes could get away with just having a housekeeper and taking taxis, sure, but your character is supposed to be a KING?! Why is he answering his own front door? He's going to get assassinated. His SERVANTS should have SERVANTS.

Like, yes, I understand that a lot of servants in certain places at certain times were supposed to make their labor invisible, but there have always been servants who still had to interact directly with the masters of the house?! Yeah, there are potentially really messy ethics here, class divisions are bullshit, but I don't think that completely ignoring the reality that humans have ALWAYS been doing work for other humans is better than just including some well-paid and well-treated servants and employees? Because a complete absence of them, especially where logically for the worldbuilding there MUST be servants (and probably exploited servants, or worse, for some particular worldbuilds to work), often makes me think that your main characters just don't care enough to notice the "lower class" people or know their names.

Also, even Frodo Baggins had a gardener and Samwise Gamgee might be the best damn character in the story?! Sam saved the world?! Servants are PEOPLE. Servants are often the funniest and most interesting characters, tbh, with the most to say about a society and its workings (yes, Discworld is a very good book series, highly recommend), and also the joke of some romantic scene being carefully orchestrated by a stage crew of servants frantically diving into bushes to stay out of sight never gets old to me. Teamwork makes the dream work!

I don't want to gatekeep historical fiction, especially not historical fantasy, because the worlds don't necessarily have to conform to our own and may have magic and characters are often in very unique circumstances, but... sometimes I pick up a story and it's like... "Author, please tell me that you know there is a difference between a butler and a valet?!"

#tossawary reading #tossawary watching #I don't know what to tag this as #tossawary fandom #long post #where are your servants

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milchreste · 4 months

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In honor of this post and the numerous tags.

#dungeon meshi #dungeon meshi spoilers #laios touden #toshiro nakamoto #kabru #shuro #don't take this too seriously I just loved reading all the “wait that's not his real name???” tags

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writeouswriter · 1 month

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People sorting ao3 solely by stats and only clicking on fics with a certain amount of kudos or comments, you will not survive the winter, nor the summer, nor at all, *brings out knife,* run

#ao3 #fanfiction #because if everyone thinks like that then so many fics that might be great get buried and fall into the void #someone has to read it with no hits or kudos #not to mention sometimes people just have wildly different tastes so you don't know unless you look at it yourself #i put a bunch of exclusion filters and then go by summary and tags and open all the ones that sound interesting to me #if they're bad well easy enough to move on #but lotta good ones hidden in there with not a comment in sight and i must change that #knife tw #?#tw knife mention

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destiny-islanders · 8 months

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