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jymwahuwu · 10 months

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this post aaaa!! i just think about reader who tries to run away from jing yuan- but gets caught by blade. blade is given the choice to watch jing yuan spank you and play with your body for returning you unharmed. i feel like he might like to watch that ;////;

Wren thanks for giving me ideas!! I've been thinking about this since you sent it to me. How do you keep being so creative😣😫❤️‍🔥💕 And, finally, I can write about being spanked by Jing Yuan...

CW: afab reader, yandere, non-con, kidnapping, failed escape, spanking without consent, edging, humiliation

Blade glanced at you once, far away. At that time, you stood beside Jing Yuan, lowered your head, and clasped your fingers tightly with him. He really couldn't see your expression clearly, but according to the rumors, General Jing Yuan spoiled his wife, so he guessed that you might be bowing your head shyly, with loving words on your lips and a slight smile.

His reason for remembering you is - you are standing in front of him now, gasping for breath, with tears on your eyelashes, your legs trembling like autumn leaves after running and evading capture (as if you have been pampered for hundreds of years). You put your hands on his arms, but without using any force, beg him to send you to another planet. A submissive gesture. Pleading, like it's your forte. Blade thought.

"Why should I help you?" He sneered.

"Jing- Jing Yuan- He's not what you think- I want to leave. He won't allow it." Hearing the indifferent response from the member of Stellaron Hunters, your heart dropped into freezing point. "I remember you. I've seen you. I'll give you money- or anything you want- if you'll help me."

"It's ridiculous to bargain with a prey that can't even escape the hunt. But…" For some reason, Blade's heart itched at the fact that you still remembered him, but shook his head. He has more interesting things to do. Jing Yuan. How precious are you to him?

"Oh baby, I'm worried about you!!" Dragged into the master bedroom of the general's mansion by this member of Stellaron Hunters, the tears on your cheeks are still wet, and your other hand is desperately grabbing the door frame like a kitty grab. Jing Yuan, who was pacing back and forth, stood up immediately, and embraced you with open arms. "Are you okay? Are you hungry? Where did you go? You…"

"Payment." Blade interrupted his affectionate chatter, holding his sword, reminding. "Jing Yuan, remember your promise."

"Hmm…" The general glanced at him with his glowing golden eyes, his frown loosened, and gradually, it turned into a condescending mockery, mocking you for falling into such a situation. yet like misses the time hundreds of years ago. "Interesting. It's been a long time. You and I, who would have thought that this meeting would happen under such circumstances? Don't worry, I always value promises. Now that you have sent her back unscathed, redeem the promise."

After speaking, he turned to you again. "Strip naked."

Like being struck by lightning, your mind swoons and you can't believe what your ears are hearing. "what? What?"

"This is the reward that guy asked for." The general took your hand and led you to the sofa. He smiled. "You think I don't know you're trying to escape? Come on. Baby, strip for a show. Or, shall I help you?"

Knowing him, you can't escape fate. Slowly and reluctantly, you unbuttoned your clothes, and lifted your top…and then took off half of the fabric…the underwear trembled and folded, and put them on the sofa. Jing Yuan waited with a smile on his chin, then reached out and pulled you onto his lap. You just suddenly realize that it's not, it's…

Slap on your left buttock. The loud sound is accompanied by a warning of pain. The tears you have been holding back welled up in your eyes. Spanking! He spanked you in front of Blade?

"No!" you struggle, "This hurts!"

"Shhhhh, hold back, baby. This is just the beginning." The general's tone was still gentle, but you knew it meant irresistible. He stroked your buttocks and cheeks to ease the pain, and the stormy slaps began. His palm hits your burning skin. Loud, continuous slapping, accompanied by sobbing and moaning, echoed through the master bedroom.

Recognize that there is one person watching all this. Your cheeks are burning, kicking your legs. "Stop this…please…"

"Look at him." The hand that was originally holding your waist turned to your hair, hesitated for a while, didn't grab your hair, but pinched your chin, forcing you to look at that Stellaron Hunter. The immortal swordsman folded his arms, with an obscure smile on his face, and the corners of his mouth slightly curved like a crescent moon, obviously getting a kind of satisfaction - knowing that these Xianzhou people, especially Jing Yuan, have such a side. Rotten from the inside. Sanctimonious.

You, looking back at him in tears and slaps. This is so embarrassing. Why did Jing Yuan treat you like this? You thought that, like the previous escape, there would be no terrible consequences. While heating up your ass, Jing Yuan didn't forget to run his fingers over your slit and draw circles on your clit. Pain and pleasure emerge, jockeying for position. Realizing the orgasm is building, you poke your ass out involuntarily, but in that momentous moment, like pressing the brake button. The caresses suddenly stopped. Only leaving a new round of spanking to begin. Didn't get the expected orgasm. Your lips quiver and whine, unable to hold a decent sob, instead wailing and turning into a mess.

Not only Jing Yuan squinted his eyes with a smile, Blade took pleasure in your reaction. You are so pathetic. Lovely. Fragile. Sweet. He kind of understands why Jing Yuan is addicted to you. You deserve to be in this predicament.

Jing Yuan does another two or three rounds like this, you wriggling on his legs, not getting any orgasms, sniffling. Even more frightening, you find that Blade has unzipped his trousers and is stroking himself in front of you.

"You-you...!!" You were dumbfounded.

The general snorted. A harsh slap calls your attention back to punishment. You gasped and screamed, another stream of tears fell on the couch, promised. "I'm sorry...!! I will never run away again...!!" However, this time there was no waiting for the caress. Jing Yuan also untied the pants chain, pinched your ass with one hand, and the thick cock sank into your tight vagina until it reached the cervix.

You start to lose sense of order or logic, and just open your mouth to bear the pounding from behind. Unlike spanking, this time there is the sound of wet liquid dripping on the sofa. "Jing- Jing Yuan...!!" While calling his name, your upper body is lying on the sofa, and the walls are tightened to receive those seeds. Almost at the same time, that load is also sprayed on your face, forcing your eyes to not fully open. It's from Blade.

Totally, insulted.

#yandere jing yuan x reader #yandere blade x reader #yandere hsr #yandere honkai star rail #yandere jing yuan #yandere hsr x reader #honkai x reader #honkai star rail x reader #honkai star rail x you #blade x reader #hsr x reader #hsr blade x reader #blade x you #hsr x you

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xjulixred45x · 6 months

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Can i ask how will be choso with geto child reader? How he would react to the punishment of kenjaku towards reader or how is he with the reader in general?

Honestly? the only ACTUAL friend that (Child Reader) (i will call them that from now on) has in this freak show.

Choso is someone who deeply loves his family and holds them in very high esteem (i mean, only see how he is with his brothers), so at first he does not understand the way of (Child's name), why would they act like that if their "father" loves them so much (this observation BEFORE finding out that "Geto" is Kenjaku/Noritoshi Kamo)But when he find out THE WHOLE CONTEXT of WHY (Child Reader) he is like this with "Geto", it's a 180 ° twist in understanding(and start connecting points in someway).

Choso becomes their number 1 ally in every way, whether with the other curses or with Kenjaku himself. his big brother senses are activated and he constantly tries to "cheer up" (Child Reader) and spoil them a little so they don't become bitter(they're still a sweet child, just with trauma, thanks Kenjaku). He even plays with them in a corner while "Geto" and the others continue with their things (as if they were the "children" of the group, he says it is appropriate, since he really only has months of live and (child Reader) is no older than 9 years old).

Kenjaku is not happy about this, but at the same time (Child Reader) tend to be much more obedient when they are in a good mood, and when they are in a good mood? when they are with Choso! Of course, Kenjaku would like to be the cause of the child's good mood (since according to him, he is their father) but he sees it as appropriate for them to interact with the other members of the group.

They won't leave after all, they have to get used to the curses/curse ussers one way or another, right?

As for when the punnishment happens(in the first post), it's most likely that Choso wasn't even there in the first place, because he usually make sure to avoids these types of outbursts on the part of (child reader) and avoids punishments for them. but when he finds out what happen....damn, he would be FURIOUS.

I don't think he would fight Kenjaku (yet) but he would definitely call him by every name in the book and go to immediately comfort (childs reader) and heal their wounds with his ritual technique (if he can), silencing them while they cry and hugging them.

"(sobs).... he's not....he's not-my--my Father-"

"i know, shhhhh, i know, don't let him hear you, shhh, i know...

He is a loving older brother who chases away the fears of his new little sibling. It also applies to Mahito (who has a morbid curiosity about the child) who will at least stay away while (child Reader) is with Choso or with Kenjaku himself (not highly recommended, they would not be able to move throughout the afternoon due to Kenjaku hugs).

He probably even tried to convince Kenjaku to let (child Reader) out when Gojo was sealed, saying that he himself would keep an eye on them after he killed Itadori, Kejanku said he would "think about it" even though he wasn't really going to, probably would have only left the two of them in Dagon's domain(He feared that either 1- Choso would go against him because of (child Reader) or 2- that both would join forces to escape).

When he goes through all the trouble with Itadori and learns Kenjaku's true identity, he becomes even more worried about (child Reader), but relaxes when he learns that they has apparently been able to escape from Shibuya, for now at least.

BRO, imagine when Choso confronts Kenjaku, and is reproaching him for Itadori, he will probably also reproach him about (child Reader) too, because despite being someone who says he "loves" them and wants to "protect" them, he really doesn't know ANYTHING about what love is, what family is, much less he really cares about (child Reader) as a person, he doesn't care about the family, he just wants to satisfy his morbid curiosity about the child.

Although Choso was not directly involved in (child Reader's) escape, I believe he may have prevented Mahito or other curses/mutated humans from going after them when Kenjaku releases a large amount at the end of the arc.

I can see him allying himself with the twins to protect the three of them together (child Reader), since they would have told them about Choso and how he was helping them, so although the twins are skeptical, they are going to allow him to stay as long as he helps to protect their Sibiling.

They form a fun trio where ironically the twins end up being more intimidating than him and end up officially adopting him 😅 They even end up bonding especially well due to their bad history with humans.

The twins and (Child Reader) are determined to teach him human things that Choso has been missing, Choso's heart contracts when he sees the Sibilinghood between them, this is the happiest he has seen (Child Reader) and he doesn't will get tired of seeing them like this. honestly it just makes him want to protect the three of them even more but now Kenjaku will surely go after them.

Choso will want the Twins to take care of (child Reader) while he takes care of Tengen alongside Yuki (who, by the way, thinks Reader is absolutely ADORABLE) and makes sure that when they runs into Kenjaku, it's the last one.

Maybe it doesn't matter now, he already let Kenjaku get away with his brothers once, if he wants to go after (child Reader) he'll have to rip them out of his COLD AND DEAD hands.

Any ask or suggestion for this Series is welcome!

KINDA NEXT PART

KINDA NEXT PART BUT FLUFFIER

#drabble #choso kamo #jjk choso #platonic yandere kenjaku #platonic choso #jjk x reader #neutral reader #jjk #jujustu kaisen #jujutsu kaisen #jujutsu no kaisen #platonic yandere #jujutsu kaisen kenjaku #kenjaku

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itsscromp · 5 months

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Maybe some angst where Rocket has a breakdown/panic attack and reader (gender neutral) comforts him. He opens up with them and let them pet him for the first time.

I got you…

Awww, I have had so many thoughts on something like this for the past year, I love it so much. Also a perfect GIF for this story. Word count:721

You noticed Rocket has been a bit off throughout the entire mission, Usually, you two would be engaging in playful bantering. But for this you didn't know what was wrong with him, He looked more on edge. More alert than ever before.

But what happened was Rocket was beginning to have flashbacks about his time with you know who, He had a nightmare last night which began to trigger flashbacks throughout the entire day and mission. But at the moment, the mission was more important so he started to bottle it up.

"You ok buddy ??" You asked gently.

"Yeah, I'm ok humie, come on, the recon should be nearby" He then began to run on all fours to get to it.

"Hey wait up !!" You ran to follow him, you could never seem to be able to keep up with him when he runs on all fours.

But as Rocket was running, the flashbacks continued to roll in his mind harder, even running triggered his memories of his escape from counter earth. How he wished he could get rid of those memories. But they were stuck with him.

When you two managed to find the recon, he was more and more quiet than before, Making you grow more and more worried, You began to take the recon back to the ship and began to decode it, But while you were decoding it, Rocket tried to distract himself by doing one thing that he loved to do, Building bombs.

But even that was not enough to trigger his memories again, He could hear all of them, The voices, The surgical instruments. Everything.

"Stop stop MAKE IT FLARKING STOP !!!!" He dropped what he was doing as his breathing fastened and was on the verge of tears. You then heard his screaming and rushed over to him.

"Hey hey... It's me... Rocket what's wrong ??" You said gently as you gave him some distance.

"I keep hearing it, it won't go away... It wont go away" He started to shake violently.

"Rocket, Look at me" You took a deep breath, encouraging him to follow.

He didn't for a little bit but then followed along. Taking shallow shaky deep breaths. "That's it you're doing great, Keep going" You continued to take deep breaths as he followed along.

After about a minute, he began to calm down before slowly sitting up. "Do you need a hug ??" You offered him, You knew that Rocket did not like any form of physical contact, but you knew he needed it when he needed it most. So he gently nodded, crawling to you and leaning his head against your chest, you softly wrapped your arms around him and gently rubbed his back. "Do... do you wanna talk about it ??" You offered.

He took a big deep breath and then began. "I keep... seeing them... Hearing them, I keep having flashbacks... about you know who" He sniffled as you gently rocked him. "I had a nightmare last night where I was back in that... damn place... It caused the flashbacks to come back..." His breathing picked up again before you gently rubbed his back.

"Shhhhh, It's ok rocket... It's all over... your not there anymore, we got you, I got you now" You softly said.

He nodded softly as he relished in your comforting words and felt safe in your arms, Without thinking, you began to pet him, You quickly realised what you were doing and retracted your hand. "Sorry"

"I...It's ok pal... You... can keep doing that, Normally rocket wouldn't say that. He also hated being petted, it was his number one rule. But in a sense, this was you, you wouldn't do anything to harm him.

Placing your hand back between his ears, you gently began to stroke his fur, over time, the shaking stopped as he melted into the touch and leant into your warmth. Feeling comforted, safe and relaxed. "Just don't tell anyone about this ok ??" He softly said.

"Ok, Mr Macho raccoon" You mocked a deep voice before giggling, which made him chuckle. "At least you get the memo"

The two just stayed there in each other's company, not once moving. Rocket was glad to have a friend like you in times of need. You would always have his back.

Taglist: @callofdudes @fun-k-board

#platonic #reader insert #rocket raccoon #rocket raccoon x reader #rocket gotg #rocket imagine #gotg rocket #guardians of the galaxy imagine

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goldenamaranthe-blog · 5 months

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Hallelujah pt. 2

Roughly 3 months after Blake summoned Demon!Yang.

Blake: (ears twitch as hushed whispers pull her from sleep)

Shrill Voice: Do you have any idea how much danger you're in staying at a CHURCH?!

Demon!Yang: Shhhhh! Keep it down! You're going to wake up Blake.

Shrill Voice: That's another thing! Why in the Four Planes would you strike a deal with a nun?! If the counsel of this church finds out a demon, and the daughter of the devil at that, is "stealing the pure soul" of one of their devout followers, they're going to kill you. You KNOW what happens to demons if they die on holy ground!

Demon!Yang: Awww, Weissy the Icy Queen is worried about me~

Blake: (opens her eyes and blinks at the pure white being surrounded by a halo of light and white wings scowling at Yang in her demon form) .....There is an angel and a demon in my room.....

Demon!Yang: (snaps her head towards Blake) Blake! Hey! Sorry, did we wake you up? (glances at Weiss) Oh, this is Weiss. She's an angel, obviously.

Angel!Weiss: (sighs tiredly) Yes, I'm an angel, and one who questions her poor life decisions every day. (glances at Blake) I take it you're the one who made a pact with Yang?

Blake: .....I am. (notices her lack of clothes and pulls the blankets up over herself)

Angel!Weiss: Don't bother. I've seen everything already. Save your modesty for someone who cares.

Blake: Uh... noted. (looks to Yang) Why is there an angel in my room?

Demon!Yang: She's just trying to make sure I don't do anything stupid.

Angel!Weiss: (sticks her finger in Yang's face) No. I'm trying to make sure you don't do anything catastrophic. Ruby would be heartbroken if you suddenly disintegrated because you got killed in a monastery!

Demon!Yang: Thank you, Weiss! Warning heeded! (slices a portal open with her claws and pushes Angel!Weiss through) Bye, Weiss! Thanks for visiting! Give Ruby my love when you get to heaven!

Angel!Weiss: You insufferable brute- (phases through the portal)

Demon!Yang: (wipes forehead and turns to Blake) Well! I think I'm gonna go take a walk around the abbey. Toodles! (flaps wings and bolts to the window)

Blake: Stop.

Demon!Yang: (freezes just short of the window)

Blake: What did Weiss mean you would disintegrate if you died on holy ground?

Demon!Yang: (slumps and sighs heavily as she slowly descends to the floor) ....If demons die in the human world, we just go poof and wake up back in Hell. If we die in a church or on holy ground, or get killed by a high enough member of the church, we just go poof.

Blake: (arches an eyebrow) Poof?

Demon!Yang: Yup (wipes a handful of dust off the floor with her tail and blows a cloud into the air) Poof. Do not pass Go. Do not wake up in Hell. After that, no one knows what happens to them. They just disappear.

Blake: (wraps the blanket around herself and walks over to Yang) And you knew this when you accepted my summon? You still made a pact with me despite the fact that you knew you could disappear if you were found out?

Demon!Yang: Or if you decided to tell someone I was here. Kind of another reason why I was keeping that hush-hush.

Blake: Why?

Demon!Yang: Honestly, there was something about you. I don't know what it was, but I felt something in your heart and soul that made me want to help.

Blake: (hesitantly cups Yang's cheek) Thank you.

Demon!Yang: (blushes and clears her throat) Y-Your welcome.

Blake: (heart pounding in her chest, face flushes, and swallows thickly) Are you still hungry?

Demon!Yang: (blinks in confusion) N-No. I'm good. Thank you.

Blake: (takes a deep breath) I might be.

Demon!Yang: Oh! (locks eyes with Blake and swallows) I guess I'm a little peckish.

Blake: (gently kisses the corner of Yang's mouth) Take me to bed then?

Demon!Yang: (eyes widen in shock and stutters) Y-Yes, Ma'am.

Part 1

#bumbleby #yang xiao long #blake belladonna #rwby #demon yang #nun blake #angel weiss #Demon in the Chapel Au #weiss schnee

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rottenpumpkin13 · 9 months

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All the firsts and Zack have decided to each get a house plant to take care of.

The SOLDIERs As Plant Dads

I'll do my own take on this concept, but I really recommend Green Thumb by Soyna on ff.net. This fic cracks me up every time I read it lmao

• After following Angeal to the monthly flea market in the slums, the boys come back with a plant each.

• Zack couldn't say no to Aerith gifting him a little plant. Sephiroth got his finger stuck in a venus flytrap. Genesis bought the venus flytrap with Sephiroth's finger still attached for laughs. Angeal got another plant to add to his collection.

• They're in the elevator going up to their apartments and Angeal is annoyed.

• First he has Zack, who barely knows how to care for himself, boasting about how Aerith is going to be sooo proud of him for keeping his little plant happy and alive.

• And then he has Genesis, who after laughing himself silly at the sight of Sephiroth with his finger stuck, is now trying to pry the venus flytrap away from Sephiroth and grumbling about how he doesn't understand why the plant likes him so much.

• Angeal has enough and says "100 gil says those plants won't live to see the end of the week."

• Zack immediately perks up at this.

Zack: Oh yeah!? Well you're about to be 100 gil poorer, old man! Me and—*he looks down at his plant*—Stefano are going to prove you wrong!

• Meanwhile Genesis, while still trying to unhinge the venus flytrap's jaws, seconds this.

Genesis: Make that 200 gil! Frederick will be alive and happy by the end of the week, you'll see!

Sephiroth: We're naming our plant Frederick? Why don't I have a say in this?

Genesis: Sephiroth, you're two minutes away from losing a finger. Worry about that instead.

THE NEXT DAY

• Zack walks into the training room carrying Stefano, the plant, in a baby carrier strapped across his chest.

• Angeal sees this and immediately loses it.

Angeal: You have got to be kidding me.

Zack: What? I told you I was gonna take this seriously! I'm the best plant dad ever. I'm so not gonna let Stefano out of my sight!

• Genesis walks into the training room nonchalantly and holding a capuccino.

Zack: Dude! Where's your plant?

Genesis: Ah, Freddy is with his nanny.

Angeal:

Angeal: You hired a nanny for a potted plant? Are you out of your mind??

Genesis: What? I had three nannies and I turned out fine.

• Kunsel walks into the training room rolling the venus flytrap around on a baby stroller.

Angeal: KUNSEL is your nanny????

Kunsel: 'Sup.

Angeal: ARE YOU PEOPLE OUT OF YOUR MINDS? THEY'RE PLANTS, NOT CHILDREN.

Zack: Shhhhh you're gonna wake up Stefano!

• Sephiroth walks into the training room with a stack of papers. He walks over to Genesis and drops them in his hands.

Sephiroth: Here you go. They're the papers granting you full custody of Frederick. I've realized I'm not ready to be a father.

Angeal: IT'S A PLANT.

Genesis: So you're just going to walk out on us? Have you no shame? No honor as a man, Sephiroth?

Zack: Yeah, Seph, for shame.

Angeal: IT'S A VENUS FLYTRAP.

Sephiroth: I understand your feelings might be muddled at a time like this. Hopefully in time you'll see that this is the best decision for our family.

Genesis: You know, my mother warned me this would happen.

Angeal: IT CAN'T EVEN TALK. IT'S A PLANT.

Genesis: And in front of the kids? You have no regard for our child's well being, you deadbeat cretin.

Sephiroth: You have every right to be angry. I will also be providing child support.

Angeal, rolling around on the floor: A PLANT.

Genesis: No. You know what? Me and Freddy don't want your money. We'll be leaving now, and you'll never see us again.

• He takes the stroller from Kunsel.

Genesis: Come on, Frederick, we're leaving.

• He strides out of the training room with Kunsel in tow. The following silence is loud until:

Zack: HEY!

• Angeal and Sephiroth look at him

Zack: STEFANO ISN'T A REAL PLANT. HE'S MADE OF PLASTIC!

Angeal and Sephiroth:

Zack: NO WONDER AERITH WAS SO EAGER TO GIVE IT TO ME.

#ffvii #ff7 #genesis rhapsodos #final fantasy 7 #sephiroth #ffvii crisis core #angeal hewley #ff7r #final fantasy #zack fair #ff #final fantasy vii crisis core #final fantasy vii #final fantasy vii remake

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promptcontainmentzone · 3 months

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FALLOUT: NEW VEGAS SENTENCE STARTERS. warnings for: guns, violence, death, murder.

What in the goddamn…?

Let's keep this in the groove, hey? Smooth moves, like smooth little babies...

Baby, the odds may look long, but that's just because we ain't done rigging them. I won't toss the dice until we are.

Look, I ain't a harbor for illusions. I ain't expecting to get out of this shin-dig alive.

Can you spell detention? I'll tell you how I spell it: DEATHtention.

You are in the LIBRARY. Be quiet here and filled with SHHHHH.

I am lord of this institution. Where once, long ago, I was a student here. Now, I am its OMNIPOTENT GOD-PRINCIPAL.

______, you're about to have your FAVORITE treat - a VISITOR. Won't that be nice? DON'T eat the visitor, boy. Don't. Please.

What YOU ask is of NULL importance! _____ besieges us, there are more important things to worry about than DATA and FACTS!

ENOUGH! Stop filling my precious brain cell units with irrelevant data!

And… I wonder why it didn't hit me before, until I saw that memory in your hands.

How gracious of you. A mannerly killing.

Can't have brains moving around of their own volition.

In short: Brains, a heart, and courage... spine. I think there was a story once where a band of murderous thugs sought these things.

The ghosts aren't real? That changes everything.

Baby, this little reunion of ours? Chalk me up as a no-show.

I'm familiar with the care and handling of explosives.

How hard can it be? Just light them and throw.

I'd love to debate you on this, but there's no time.

No way. I'm not going to torch myself for your amusement.

It would be pretty funny, wouldn't it? Oh, don't look at me that way. I'm sure you'll be fine.

_____ is dead - what a mess you've made!

There will be no repeat of the trouble we had last time, I trust?

Even now? On the brink of battle?

You'll need a disguise, then. Or overwhelming firepower. Whatever works.

You must be, like… a brain in a jar!

Frontal assaults on casinos? Not good for business.

You have an interest in this even if you're too stupid to know it. If you have an interest in breathing, you have an interest in this.

They have no idea what other cards I'm holding. It's a strong hand, believe me - I dealt it to myself.

I guess I shouldn't be surprised. It'd be like them to keep paperwork.

I don't have friends here.

We'll kill more with two of us.

You only trust strangers?

Besides. I was on break when it happened.

I want you to find something out for me. I don't know if there's anything to find, but I need someone to try.

Gonna be hard covering you when I can't move my legs.

Goddamn it! Don't sneak up on me like that. What do you want?

Let me aim that for you next time.

You're hiding something. Spit it out. You owe me.

You got no right asking me that. Drop it.

It's just something I'm not ready to discuss. With you or anybody.

That part of my life is over now. So is this discussion.

Must've been one hell of a miscommunication.

Yeah, well. That's how they wrote it up in the report.

Life has a way of punishing you for the mistakes you make. Big enough mistake, punishment can take a while.

You're like a switchblade stuck on flick.

Shhhh… we're hunting shitheads.

All this planning won't matter much when the bullets fly, anyway.

No sense trying to hold the past between your fingers when it's nothing but dirt.

That fucking monument outside?

Started? Took to it like a fish to water... well, if you know what a fish is.

What the hell is a fish?

They're like birds, except they stay underwater.

Anyway, I've seen pictures. One guy even had one above his bar in Redding, except it was made of Pre-War plastic.

Greetings, _____. The disappointment you are about to experience delights me.

Can I order room service?

Am I punching too much? I get carried away.

You mean like this melee weapon right here in my hand at this very second?

Are you talking to me, or a future _____ who is not already doing that?

He always does what he feels is right. Usually that's a great quality.

Sure, I left them. But that didn't mean I'd ever be free of them.

We always make enemies, never allies.

Hold on. I see something I want to punch.

But at least I got the chance to try. At least I know for sure that there was nothing I could do.

Wow, _____ is looking for you, huh? What do you think he wants? Bowling partner?

But… you don't have a "this is good news" expression on your face.

Well, welcome, then. I'm _____. I live in a hole in the ground.

Well that shouldn't be a problem for me. I can't afford anything like that.

I've heard they shoot lasers from their eyes.

I just kind of drift from place to place.

I'll be honest. You're the first person I've run across out here that looks like she can really handle herself.

Aw, you really know how to make a girl feel like a stray cat.

He was dead when I got there.

This better not be about the meaning of life.

Damn, son, you look like ten miles of bad road.

Are you following me?

I saved your life so I kinda feel responsible for you is all.

I'll let that slide seeing how you gotta mind full of vengeance for that no-good polecat and all.

Yup, but this is getting a might embarrassing - people are going to start to talk.

That's a puzzle, all right. I'm sure it's nothing.

What in tarnation was you thinkin'?

I'll thank you not to touch my plunder.

Meaner than a rattlesnake, ain't ya?

To the Bone Orchard you go!

Seems they made like a ghost.

Won't help you none to lay low.

The Boss is pretty clear on this. I can't let you in unless you're by your lonesome.

You did a super job wrapping things up! And I'm not just saying that because I have to!

Here's a print-out with some additional information!

What? Did you expect me to applaud your efforts to support a deranged warlord?

That wig is going to haunt my nightmares. Seriously.

That one… had a little kick to it. The poisonous kind of kick.

Ahh, that feels better. I might not die for a while yet.

Am I dead? Is this Heaven? Oh. Hi _____. Guess not.

Will the medical wonders of the post-apocalyptic world never cease?

Back to the tomb, I suppose. If you need me, et cetera.

Strange how dead bodies appear wherever you go.

As the old saying goes, two's company, but three's a small army. Okay, I'm paraphrasing a bit, but you get the idea.

Wait, wait, wait a second. What's going on? Am I playing Vergil to your Dante?

I've woken up worse places. Not many, though.

That's sounding dangerously close to a plan, _____.

Alrighty then, I'll just head out. Alone. By myself. Into the dangerous wastes.

If I buy it out there, I want twelve mariachi bands playing at my funeral. A medal might be nice, too.

I'm not exactly a mercenary, but taking out scumbags of this magnitude wouldn't cause me to lose any sleep.

Why don't you make like Odysseus and get lost?

For as lack of adornment is said to become some women, so will this place, without your presence, bring delight.

I've run out of witty ways to tell you to leave, so why don't you just go?

#sentence starters #guns /#violence /#death /#alcohol /

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finniestoncrane · 1 year

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Dear god I am foaming at the mouth at your latest daddy oz fic like god he's so cute but also it's so funny cause im imagining they're both in a room full of people and they're doing the disgustingly cute display of "you're cute" "no you're cuter" and everyone is standing around waiting for them to leave like 🧍‍♂️

Rogues Reacting to PDA

Farrell!Penguin x GN!Reader anon this is so funny and i cannot tell you what i wouldn't give to be this embarrassing with him u-u so i kinda took your idea and did the other rogues reacting to this display of sickening sweetness 💜 (also i know it's farrell!oz and we don't have really have other reeves rogues to react to but shhhhh we can just generalise and wildly speculate shhhhh) 🐧☔ request info • prompt list • send me a request • kofi • masterlist minors DNI!! 🔞 cw for nsfw stuff: language, fluff, jealousy maybe 👀

poison ivy

"i love you so much!" "well i love you more!" "no i love you more, sweetheart!" it's sickeningly sweet, but she's a romantic at heart so she can forgive the display for a brief period, until ozzie starts eyeing up her prized roses and she just knows he's considering plucking one off the bush to hand to you and love or no love she'll break hands. of course then she'll have to put up with you fawning over him and telling him what a poor little soul he is, and that might be worse

two face

"i wanna just bite your cute little nose ozzie" "well why don't you come over here and nibble on me" ok that's enough now! if one of you doesn't actually eat the other then he'll feel like he's suffered through all of this for nothing. this might be the only time that one is better than two in his mind and if he has to come over there and physically separate you both then he will. there's nothing cute about organised crime bosses says mister grumpy da over here, so stop babying oswald now

riddler

"god, kiddo, you're the best thing to happen to me" "wow ozzie, you're the sweetest, handsomest, smartest guy around" well that takes the fucking cake! here's the thing, you can rub your new found love and romance in front of everyone's faces. you could get a room and do whatever disgusting carnal things he can see dancing around your eyes in there in private. that's fine, he doesn't mind. you can maybe delude yourself into thinking he's the most handsome. but the smartest? and in front of him!?

zsasz

"when i get you alone, the things i'm gonna do to you" "i don't think anyone's watching ozzie, give me a taste!" if he shoots himself now, will someone make sure to etch a little mark on his skin for him? because that might be the only thing to get him out of this nightmare scenario. my god, what did he ever do to deserve this kind of punishment...oh...yeah...all of the things he's done. well if he'd known the karma would be so cruel he would genuinely have reconsidered his life of crime, and he loves crime! you're ruining crime for him! stop!!

harley quinn

"you are the cutest" "no you are!" "no you are, look at those cheeks!" "no you, look at your everything!" look, she's a big fan of cutesie and a big fan of bad boys, so seeing a sweet side to oswald where he gets to be completely enamoured and in love and cringey and romantic is just deeply pleasing to her. and the two of you are so absolutely sweet together and so meant to be that she doesn't have to worry in the slightest about who she'll pick in the breakup, cos that's never going to happen obviously (or she might fight both of you)

scarecrow

"ozzie!" "i can't help it sweetheart, i just gotta touch you!" "people can see though" "let them watch" sorry, he's just deep in thought trying to remember if he ingested an immense amount of fear toxin today, because surely there's no other reason for him being subjected to this little nightmarish display of lovey dovey crap that is being inflicted up on his eyes? i mean it wouldn't be so bad if oz's wandering hands weren't so obvious, amongst other parts of his anatomy that are really hard to stare away from, get a room you two

#penguin smut #the penguin fanfic #penguin x reader #penguin x you #the penguin x you #reeves!verse #finnie writes #oswald cobblepot #the penguin #colin farrell penguin #oswald cobblepot x reader #oswald cobblepot x you

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liviavanrouge · 6 months

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Meeting Up

Livia: *Appears at the schools gates, and coughs, touching her chest* Man, shouldn't have teleported...

???: *Appears beside Livia as a ball of smoke* ARE YOU ALRIGHT??! I SENSED PAIN!

Livia: Shhhhh! Vapula! I snuck out to go to Playful Land!

Vapula: Don't scare me like that....

Livia: Silver and Sebek will be here soon, and I'm too tired to continue...can you help me?

Vapula: ...too tired?

Livia: Teleportation magic tends to weaken my body, I'm still getting used to having an ACTUAL body...

Vapula: *Sighs, smoke clearing from around him*

Livia: *Smiles at the male, her eyes sparkling* You kept your hair short!

Vapula: *Wraps an arm around Livia's waist, holding her like a sack of potatoes*

Livia: *Blinks surprised*

Vapula: Hang on...

Livia: Huh?!

Vapula: *Dashes down the path in a blur of speed, Livia closing her eyes*

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???: WOAH!

Vapula: *Stares at Trey and skids to a halt*

Denzel: Livia...

Livia: *Beams as Vapula set her down* Hi!

Trey: You too....

Denzel: And I thought you were a good girl...

???: Livia Garcia Vanrouge

Livia: UH OH!

Leona: *Snarls, glaring at her*

Vapula: *Scowls, his eyes glowing*

Trey: Leona, Livia might not be apart of the shenanigans, let's allow her to tag along

Denzel: Agreed, this might be a wrong place wrong time thing...

Leona: Fine! Let's go!

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Cater: There it is again, Ace saying that kind of thing...

Cater: *Smiles and waves* The vice dorm heads anxieties never decrease!

Ace: Hm, Cater are you waving to someone?

Ace: What's up is someone behind...e-eeh!?

Trey and Denzel: *Walks over side by side*

Vapula: *Walks after them, his face devoid of expression*

Ace: Trey, Denzel!? Since when!? And who's this guy?!

Trey: Thanks for the good reaction, Ace

Denzel: We're not the only ones here though...

Livia: *Beams, waving*

Leona: *Holds Livias hand, stepping out from behind Vapula*

Golden: *Walks over, looking livid*

Vil: G-GOLDY!

Jack: Eh...L-Leona! Why are you here!?

Trey: Denzel and I followed Ace out

Denzel: After Riddle got mad yesterday, you were incredibly sulky, right?

Trey: We figured Ace would definitely try to sneak out anyways and...we were right

Ace: F-found out from the start...eh, then does dorm head know too!?

Denzel: *Grins smugly* As if! If he did, you would not be standing here right now!

Trey: *Grins* Masking the sound of a door closing and footsteps with magic was pretty hard, you know?

Ace: Shut up, I totally didn't notice

Trey: We actually wanted to stop you, but...Deuce and Bandit talked to us too

Livia: *Skips past and leaps into Kalim's arms, giggling*

Ace: Huh? Deuce and Bandit? Talk?

Denzel: Yeah, both knew they had done something bad to you and fretted about it

Ace: ...hmm, they're worried over something like that? It's like Bandit but not like Deuce

Trey: What they were really worried about was that you're the extra stubborn will absolutely hold a grudge type, right?

Trey: So I figured that supporting you in not getting found out was the best way to resolve this peacefully

Denzel: And for the peace of the dorm... we'll help you get back in quietly

Cater: How nice Ace, even if Riddle happens to finds out, now Trey and Denzel will be there to apologize with you

Trey: Eh, that's a little...if that happens the four of us will have to divide Riddle's fury between us

Cater: Me too!?

Ace: Trey, Denzel and Cater...tha-nks! When the time comes, let's all go together!

Trey and Denzel: Please try not to get found out!

Jack: So basically Trey and Denzel followed after Ace

Jack: Then maybe...Leona also....!?

Leona: Not a chance in hell, seems like your poor little brain is asleep

Leona: I came to stop you carefree idiots

Vapula: *Narrows his eyes, looking somewhat relieved*

Leona: Hopping on this sweet deal with just a little bit of flattery...do you not know how to doubt someone?

Leona: And who even came to see? If it were just first and second years, but...

Valpula: Even you idiot third years came out all happy and ready to go! The absolute impudence and nerve, I'm almost envious!!

Lilia: Really, I'm blushing~

Vapula and Leona: That's not a compliment.

Leona: And if something were to happen, I'd be blamed as dorm head

Vapula: All of you, back to the school

Leona: And don't cause anymore trouble

Golden: Vil, you're a dorm head, don't you find this is just the tiniest bit strange?

Vil: Don't take me for a fool Goldy Baby, I do think it's questionable

Vil: As someone involved with the stage, I know you can't trust Fellow at his word

Vil: But, even as I explain that, do you really think they'll listen and not go?

Jack: *Smiles, his arms crossed*

Livia and Ortho: *Laughs together smiling*

Ace: *Chuckles, placing a hand behind his head*

Jade and Floyd: *Smiles, standing with Kalim*

Kalim: *Laughs*

Vil: And if he can deceive Ortho's eyes and Livia's emotion sensing, he's someone who is strangely good at lies and deceit

Golden: *Stares in surprise*

Vil: If he can handle speaking lies as if they are the truth, then these potatoes will be useless against him

Vil: *Steps closer and boops Golden's nose* So the best way to ensure nothing happens is to keep an eye on them personally

Leona: *Walks over* Yeah, yeah, so good at excuses

Leona: You're just gettin' reeled in by the word show anyways

Golden: *Glares at Leona*

Leona: You just can't fight the temptation of the 'stage of the fabled amusement park'

Vil: No! I...a-although, saying the stage means nothing would also be a lie...

Vapula: *Turns sharply, hearing footsteps approaching*

Fellow: Oya oya~ everyone is here early

(Translation belongs to Ekala from YouTube)

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jule4real · 8 months

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It was a normal day at the corps but Tomioka wasn't at the hashira meeting.

Mitsuri: Guys where's Tomioka-san?

Tengen: yeah he's UNFLAMBOYANTLY late💎💎✨✨

Iguro: Don't waste your time thinking about that Loner kanroji

Sanemi: Why would I care 💅

Rengoku: THAT'S A BIT MEAN SHINAZUGAWA-SAN 🔥🔥🔥

Muichiro: maybe he ran away

*Hashira talking about Tomioka*

*Oyakata-sama arrives*

Oyakata-sama: silence my children

*Hashira stop talking and bow*

Hashira: Greetings Master

Oyakata-sama: It appears Tomioka isn't here

Tengen: should I text him?

Oyakata-sama: Very well

*The cool and tomioka group chat*

Makio: Oi Tomioka where are you your gonna miss the meeting!!

Shinobu: Tengen why are you texting in the group?

Sanemi:🙄🙄

Makio: you expect me to have Tomioka's number?

All except Tengen Iguro and Sanemi .......

Makio: What?

SHINOBU BANNED MAKIO FROM THE GROUP REASON SPAMMING

Iguro: wow

Sanemi: 👋👋👋👋👏👏 Kanae taught you well

Shinobu: .......

SHINOBU BANNED SANEMI FROM THE GROUP REASON DISRESPECT

Muichiro 🙀🙀🙀

*Muichiro is offline*

Iguro: Shino-Kocho what are you doing

Rengoku: TAKING A RISK IGURO!!

Mitsuri: Bestie why are you banning them

SHINOBU BANNED IGURO FROM THE GROUP REASON ADMIN ABUSE

Shinobu: what was that?

Mitsuri: um

SHINOBU BANNED RENGOKU FROM THE GROUP REASON ALL CAPS TYPING

*TANJIRO IS ONLINE*

Tanjiro: um

*Tanjiro was muted be Shinobu* Shinobu: who's next?

*Everyone is offline*

*Irl*

Oyakata-sama: Tengen why are you crying?

Tengen: Kocho, she banned me!

Iguro: Why am I not crying?

Rengoku: me too🔥🔥🔥

Shinobu: 😇😇

Gyomei: Poor them

*Hashira talking*

*Behind a tree*

Tomioka: Perfect this is all perfect.

Oyakata-sama: we'll have to dismiss the meeting.

Sanemi: because of that Loner?

Oyakata-sama: if anyone finds him they'll be rewarded with 2 days off and get to choose someone to join them.

Iguro: confirmation anyone?

Oyakata-sama: yes anyone.

Iguro mind: I know who I'm choosing.

Oyakata-sama: Until then the meeting is dismissed

Tengen: alright

*Hashira leave*

Shinobu mind: I wonder where Tomioka-san is.

*Meanwhile Tomioka pays a visit to Tanjiro and Nezuko*

Tanjiro: Tomioka-san where have you been?

Nezuko: hmmph hmmph!!

*By the way Nezuko's muzzle is still on*

Tomioka: shhhhh

Tanjiro: what?

Tomioka: I'm pulling a prank on the other hashira don't tell anyone.

Tanjiro: ok but you have to see what happened in the group chat earlier.

Tomioka: I can't, they'll know I'm pulling a prank if I go on the group chat.

Tanjiro: Don't worry you can use my phone.

*The cool and tomioka group chat*

You: um

*You were muted by Shinobu*

Shinobu: who's next?

*Irl Tomioka backreads the entire thing*

Tomioka: ... It worked better than I expected.

Tanjiro: Um Tomioka-san I smell kanroji-san coming!

Tomioka: Tanjiro come with me!

*Tomioka and Tanjiro run and hide before Mitsuri opens the door*

Mitsuri: Hi Nezuko and Tan- wait where's Tanjiro?

*Nezuko takes of her muzzle*

Nezuko: I don't know he said he was going to a mission and he didn't want to take me with him!

*whispering*

Tomioka: compared to the both of you Nezuko is a better lair.

Tanjiro: 🙄🙄

Mitsuri: ok I wanted to ask him if we could hang out.

Nezuko: it's okay Mitsuri-san we can still go.

Mitsuri: are you sure?

Nezuko: Yeah I'm sure oni-chan won't mind!

Mitsuri: ok let's go then.

*Mitsuri and Nezuko leave*

*Tomioka and Tanjiro stop hiding*

Tomioka: that was close.

Tanjiro: yeah.

*Muichiro is watching from the vent*

Tomioka: We should head out now.

Tanjiro: Yeah.

*Muichiro is taking notes*

Muichiro: Bingo!

*Muichiro leaves and goes to Oyakata-sama's place*

Oyakata-sama: Oh hello tokito-kun

Muichiro: Hello Master

Oyakata-sama: why are you here? Have you come to report something to me.

Muichiro: Yes. I saw Giyuu.

Oyakata-sama: Where?!

Muichiro: Yes I saw him at...🤔🤔

Oyakata-sama: 😓😓😓

*Tengen comes in rushing*

Muichiro and Oyakata-sama: 😑😑😑

Tengen: Guys I just flamboyantly saw Tomioka outside💎💎✨✨

Muichiro: oh really bet!

Tengen: Challenge accepted

Oyakata-sama: Guys before you do this can you sign this.

Tengen and Muichiro: sure

*Oyakata-sama hands them a paper*

Tengen and Muichiro: what!

DEMON SLAYER CORPS BETTING AND GAMBLING CODE OF CONDUCT

DEAR SLAYER WE HAVE A STRICT CODE OF CONDUCT AGAINST BETTING AND GAMBLING HERE IN THE DEMON SLAYER CORPS AND YOU MUST READ THE FOLLOWING IN ORDER TO PROCEED WITH YOUR ACTION OF BETTING OR GAMBLING. IF YOUR ACTION RESULTS IN HARM OF ANYONE MENTALLY YOU WILL BE SUSPENDED FROM THE CORPS FOR 5 DAYS AND YOUR PAY WILL BE DEDUCTED COMPLETELY FOR 1 MONTH. IF BY HIGH CHANCE YOU ARE TENGEN YOUR PAY WILL BE DEDUCTED COMPLETELY FOR 3 MONTHS. YOU WILL ALSO RECEIVE TWICE THE AMOUNT OF YOUR NORMAL MISSIONS. PLEASE SING HERE TO CONFIRM ____________________________. THE DEMON SLAYER CORPS IS NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY INJURY, ANGER ISSUES AND DRUG ABUSE RESULTING FROM THE ACTION MADE BY ___________________________. THE CORPS ALSO DOES NOT HOLD ANY RESPONSIBILITY TO THE MONEY LOST OR WON BY THE SLAYER. AS WE HAVE STATED IN THE DEMON SLAYER CORPS PAYMENT AND SALARY CODE OF CONDUCT WE DO NOT OWE OR HAVE TO PAY THE DEPTH OWED BY THE SLAYER. WE SIMPLY PAY THEM ACCORDINGLY TO THE AGREEMENT THEY HAVE SINGED IN THE CODE OF CONDUCT. THE PURPOSE OF THIS CODE OF CONDUCT IS TO AVOID CORRUPTION, UNNECESSARY JOB QUITTING AND HARM TO FELLOW HUMANS. THE CORPS DOES NOT PROMOTE BETTING AND GAMBLING OR ANY PHYSICAL OR MENTAL HARM TO HUMANS. THE CORPS IS NOT PROHIBITED TO ATTEND OR EXPLAIN ANY TYPE OF LAWSUIT.

FOR FURTHER NOTICE PLEASE READ THE DEMON SLAYER CORPS AGREEMENT AND INFORMATION BOOK PAGE 56 CHAPTER 1 AGREEMENT 23:,7. PLEASE SIGN FOR AGREEMENT TO THE CODE OF CONDUCT BEFORE YOU PROCEED. PROUDLY BROUGHT TO YOU BY MASTER OYAKATA AND DEMON SLAYER CORPS CODE OF CONDUCT TEAM.

SIGN HERE FOR COMPLETE AGREEMENT TO THE CODE OF CONDUCT _____________________________________________________

IF YOU SIGN THIS CODE OF CONDUCT AND DISOBEY THE LAW YOU WILL BE SUSPENDED FROM THE CORPS FOR 5 MONTHS AND YOUR PAY WILL BE DEDUCTED COMPLETELY FOR 1 YEAR AND IF YOU ARE BY HIGHER CHANCE TENGEN YOUR PUNISHMENT WILL BE SO GRAND THAT YOU MIGHT AS WELL CONSIDER SUICIDE.

Tengen: What!

Muichiro: ...

Tengen: Oi Tokito lemme check your's real quick

Muichiro: Tengen it's the same

Tengen: Whatever I'm signing cuz how bad can it be?

Oyakata-sama: It's good to know that your willing to pay 500 000 yen.

Tengen and Muichiro: what!!

Tengen: Eh.. ok fine

Muichiro: You Expect me to pay this amount!?

Tengen: Don't worry just bully Tomioka and Kocho will pay you

Muichiro mind: ... I've got no other choice.

Muichiro: Mawster will you please pay it for me?

Oyakata-sama: Tokito-kun don't try this again 😑😑

Muichiro: Pewty please 🥺🥺🥺

Oyakata-sama: ugh fine

Muichiro: Yayy

Tengen: What did I just flamboyantly witness?

Muichiro and Oyakata-sama: ...... Tengen you didint see or hear anything alright?

Tengen: Right 😔😔😔

Muichiro: Good

Tengen: Now can we finish the bet?

Muichiro: Yeah

*They all walk outside*

Muichiro: Where is he hmm Ten Gen?

Tengen: He's umm ...

Muichiro: Gimme the loot

*All see someone walking around the estate*

Tengen: there he is!!!

Oyakata-sama and Muichiro: What!!!

Tengen: Where's my Cha ching bla bling?

Muichiro: Here 😔😔😔

*Muichiro hands him the money*

*100 00 yen btw*

*Oyakata-sama sends his crow to tell the other hashira to come to his estate*

*First is Mitsuri with Iguro then kocho Sanemi Gyomei then Rengoku*

*They all see Tomioka*

All except Tengen Muichiro and Oyakata-sama 😮😮😮

Shinobu: Giyuu where were you??

All except shinobu .....

*Shinobu realized she just said his first name and blushes*

Mitsuri: KYAA!!!!

Tengen: 😏😏😏😏✨✨✨💎💎

Iguro: Who would have thought

Sanemi: That kocho

Rengoku: LIKES TOMIOKA!!!🔥🔥🔥

Tengen: So you have anything to say kocho??😏😏😏😏😏✨✨💎💎

Shinobu: I-I

Mitsuri: So CUTE!!!!!

Tomioka mind: Rig-Right

Tomioka: Kocho

Gyomei mind: his voice is different

*Iguro sees a zip on Tomioka*

*Iguro draws out his blade and jumps on Tomioka*

Mitsuri: Iguro!! What are you doing? Don't tell me your jelly.

*Iguro unzips tomioka*

All pov: He's GAY?!

*Iguro is shocked*

Muichiro: bro stop trying to make a watersnake

Iguro: Wha-WHAT!!!

Sanemi: BAHAHAHAHAHA

Shinobu: Wait Kamado-kun?!!

Mitsuri: what!

Tanjiro: um hi 😅😅

Sanemi: 😦😏🤣😂🤣😂

Gyomei: Kamado-kun, why were you pretending to be Tomioka?

Tanjiro: Well um you see 😅😅

*Tengen starts to slowly walk away*

To be continued -The end cuz I'm lazy

Credits:

Anime: KNY-Demon slayer-kimestu no yaiba

Ideas: KNY Shipper, Titanic Texts

Writers: Jule

Plot: Jule

Started: 18 December 2022

Finished: 27 January 2023

Part 2 will be a work in progress on the 20th of august 2023

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falloutstasis · 6 months

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Growing up fast Part 2

The death of Jonas shook Alex to her core to the point of tears. But she wiped them away before Amata would respond to her.

"A-Are...are you okay?" Alex asked.

"Yeah." She nodded somberly. "Don't worry about me. I'm just sorry you had to find out like this. But we need to go, now. My father's men will be here any minute!"

"I'll find my dad." She sniffed once. "He'd know what to do."

Before Alex would pass the doorway, Amata held her back by the arm. "He's not here. He left!"

Confused, she stayed. "W-What? The door is sealed shut. How in the world did he opened it?"

"He opened it with his Pip-Boy." Amata explained. "He connected a wire to a panel that had a button next to it. He must have pressed it to open it. Follow me. I have a plan to escape the vault."

Amata finally let Alex walk out of her room, but not before following her closely. They were both walking slowly and very stealth like so they wouldn't make too much noise. The two were barely out of the home quarters of James Gonzalez.

"Listen...it may not be any of my business, but didn't your dad tell you anything before this happened? Anything at all?" Amata asked.

Alex shook her head. "No. I didn't know he was going to leave."

Amata let out a sigh. "I'm sure he had his reasons. Maybe Jonas was going to explain everything to you." She looked both ways to check if there was no secretary near by. When the coast is clear, she checked back on Alex.

"Look, there's another way to get out of here. There's a tunnel that leads directly from my father's office to the exit. You'll have to hack the computer in his office to open it. Use these to get into his office." Amata almost shoved her ten bobby pins to help her into her father's office. "That's how I always get in."

"O-Okay." She had no idea how to even use the bobby pins to unlock the door to the Overseer's office, but she was going to try anyway.

Escape

□ Enter the Overseer's office.

"Oh, one more thing. I have my father's pistol." She said, showing the pistol in front of Alex.

"You have what?!"

"Shhhhh! Take it in case you have to use it!"

Right away, Alex shook her head. It was a while since she handled a weapon, much less a gun. Part of her wanted Amata to use it to defend herself. "You keep it. You might need it more than I do."

"Are you sure?" She asked.

"I'll find something to defend myself with." Alex responded, looking around her room.

There was a little bit of pause on Amata's end. "Okay. I'll keep it. Just be careful and I'll meet you at the exit. Watch out for security."

She saw Amata run out her room and out of the home quarters. Near by, hung on a wall was a first aid kit. Inside is just what she needed if she was going to survive. Ten Stimpaks and one Med-X for the road.

"Might as well get everything else here."

She saw a baseball bat, leaning against her desk and picked it up. She should be able to wack someone if she were in any danger.

When she was done, she slowly poked her head at the doorway, making sure she looked both ways so no one was following her. The minute she was out of her room, Officer Kendell spotted her, pointing at her.

"There you are!" He yelled out.

No sooner, three radroachs appeared behind him, ambushing the poor officer. He stood no chance against the attack and was left collapsed on the floor as Alex watched.

This would be the first death she would be exposed to in the vault.

His death caused her mind to race as the three radroachs soon spotted Alex and rushed towards her in hopes to attack her.

When they jumped one by one, it took one swing each to take them down. She didn't care about the bugs she killed, she only cared about the dead body of Kendell. She had no idea all of this would have happened and she didn't want anyone to die.

"What the hell is going on..?"

She moved along the hallway, taking her sweet time into not getting detected by anyone, radroach or human-

"You gotta help me!"

Alex's first instinct was to hit the person who had got behind her, scaring her for catching her off guard. Luckily, said person ducked before the bat hit them. She didn't register the voice until she finally took a look at them. It was Butch.

"Butch! What the hell are you doing?!" Alex whispered, shoving him. "I could have hit you!"

"Yeah, yeah. Look," The worry in her tone meant that Butch wanted her attention. So she didn't make any remarks when he spoke.

"I need your help. My mom's trapped in her room with the radroaches!"

She knew Ellen DeLoria to be a nice mother, but an alcoholic. That was much all she knew about her as she never the one to pry into people's personal business. Nonetheless, she rushed past Butch and headed over to their shared home quarters. Butch did his best to catch up and he waited by the doorway by the time Alex made it to Ellen's room, where she was being attacked by three more radroaches.

She got rid of those radroaches with the bat. These were slightly tougher, but Alex got rid of them all the same. Ellen collapsed on the bed.

"A-Alex?"

Alex stood up, checking to see if there's any injuries on Butch's mother. "Are you alright, Mrs. DeLoria?"

"Yes. I am. Thank you."

Ellen was too shocked to pay attention to anything else but her well being, so Alex left the room. She was only meet with a bone crushing hug from Butch.

"You did it! My mom is going to be okay! You're the best friend I've ever had, man!"

She managed to wiggle her way out of Butch's grip. "Yeah, yeah, yeah. Look-"

Suddenly, a Tunnel Snake jacket was shoved onto her arms. "Take this."

As it turns out, Butch had a spare Tunnel Snake jacket that he took out under his bed. She didn't want to put it on, not knowing how dirty it was, she put it around her waist instead.

"T-Thanks."

Before Butch responded, Alex and Butch heard the Overseer over at the Vault's intercom.

'Attention vault residents: There has been a Radroach infestation. All Vault residents are to stay in their quarters until the infestation has been eliminated.'

"A little late for that." Butch angerly replied.

"Look, Butch, I really, REALLY got to go now." Alex peeked her head out of the door way when she made it into the living room in Butch's quarters.

"Are you in trouble, Alex?" Mrs. DeLoria asked.

She sighed. "I guess I am."

Mrs. DeLoria was confused in the way Alex responded, but she made her way out of the room just before she could properly explain herself to her.

She continued to make her way towards the Overseer's office. The alarm continued to blare through out the Vault, with various corners of the Vault glowing red. She went through a hallway that lead to the diner room, the very same room where she had her 10th birthday party.

She spotted another radroach and proceeded to beat it with her bat. When she turned her head ever so slightly to her left, she spotted another body.

"Miss Taylor..."

Things were now beginning to weigh on her. People that she knew or formerly trusted were dying. All because someone opened the door to the Vault. Tears started to drop down from her face.

Yet, she kept on moving forward. She slowly walked out of the diner room and made her way to the stairs that lead to the atrium room.

#happy birthday fallout 3 lol #fallout rebellion

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Can you do Alan and Friend with Lynn who pulled her hip muscle running

This just happened to me, I was running across a road during my break where people like to run red lights. Knowing this I was running to make sure I didn’t get hit, I over extended my leg and was really tense so I pulled my hip muscle. Manger had to send me home because I could barely even walk. Basically I’m limping and trying not to scream every time I have to walk. Think you could write that?

*it had been an exhausting day. she had been running errands the moment she got up. be it mundane things on the computer, or leaving the house and running around to different shops to get everything needed. normally one or two of the guys would be with her to help or hinder, but she had snuck out to get the most things done within the 5 or 6 hours she gave herself to work with. of course her phone was blowing up with insane calls. but outside of giving a mass "everything is fine, I'll be home soon" text, she didn't answer either of these. she knew she was pressing her luck. but she was pressing her body more. she had gotten too used to them trying to do everything for her. by the time she was on her way back home, her body ached, muscles sore and tender. she arrives home and the moment she attempts to bring in the first armful of bags...*

*roars*

*the sudden sharp pain in her side has her crashing to the ground. the sounds of beastly distress draw the others out of the home and they rush to her. they try to get her to stand but the weight of her body makes her crumble to her knees. half scold her for pushing herself while the other half help her inside and get the goods she was bringing. she's brought to her room and laid down on the bed, her whimpering is very kicked puppy-like.*

Alan: Easy, doe-eyes. Don't move. I'm going to touch you and you tell me where it hurts.

*his hands skim her sides and get a loud yelp when he reaches her hip*

Friend: Shhhh shhhhh...It's okay, sweetheart. *to Alan* Don't make it worse, idiot!

Alan: *ignoring Friend* Yep...It's torn. You pushed yourself too much today.

Friend: Don't pretend like I'm not here!

Alan: You're not leaving this bed for any reason other than the bathroom. Understood?

*she nods weakly and Friend pets her head*

Friend: Don't you worry. We'll make sure you get better. You won't have to lift a finger.

Lynn: N-No...

*she winced as she turned on her good side*

Lynn: You guys do too much. I've gotten weak. I need to help out more.

Friend: Is that why you were gone on your own?

Alan: Silly, doe-eyes. You could've just said something.

Lynn: Would you really listen?

Friend: She makes a point.

Alan: Okay...We'll talk to the others about this. But you have to promise us you won't hinder your healing by doing random shit. Okay?

Lynn: ...Okay. I promise.

Alan: Good girl.

Friend: Now be a dear and don't move. I'll be right back with an ice pack.

*Friend leaves*

Alan: You hungry?

*her stomach growling answers for her*

Alan: You didn't eat either? Bad girl. This is why we do things for you.

Lynn: Sorry.

Alan: *sighs* I'll be right back. Be careful sitting up.

Lynn: Okay.

*Alan leaves her room and his met with the other looking at him*

Alan: What?

Jack: How bad is it?

Peter: Is she going to be fine?

Tate: Can we still have fun with her?

*glares are shot his way*

Tate: Like none of you fuckers weren't thinking it.

Alan: She's torn a muscle around her hip. She's going to need a lot of recovery time, considering this isn't her first ripped muscle. And no...She won't be fuckable in this state.

*a mix of concern and annoyed groans fill the room...it's gonna be a long recovery month*

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kpop-dungeon-dark · 3 years

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Heat. (Bestfriend!Sanha x You)

•TRIGGER WARNING•

Warning(s): Non-Con. Both of you are legal in this. Read at your own risk.

Sanha couldn't help it. She was just so pretty. Too pretty. To him. The way her eyebrows furrowed as the girl tried to concentrate on the chemistry equation she was solving under his guidance, chewing on the butt of the pencil and sighing when she couldn't get it right, the adorable little whine releasing from her mouth. His eyes slowly flickered down to her soft looking lips.

He wanted to kiss them. So fucking much. For so many years now.

The lovestruck boy didn't even realise when the lines between fantasy and reality eventually blurred, him leaning in and kissing her soft yet tight, his lips sticking to hers, refusing to go almost. Sanha was so carried away by the heavenly feeling that the loud gasp that escaped Y/n against his lips drowned in the pounding of his heart was that was ringing in his ears.

"... Sanha… Sanha!" It took him a few moments to snap out of it, Y/n pushing at his chest as her body backed away from his much bigger and broader one. "Sanha!" He opened his eyes to see her frowning at him with a disapproving expression. "I- I told you…" Sighing heavily, she uneasily put her books to the side and stood up. "I told you that day when you- you- I don't feel the same way about you."

The boy's jaw clenched as he looked up at her, backing away from where he was leaned in as he softly grasped the bedsheet of his bed. "Why not? And… how are you so sure, even, huh?" She was unable to notice the pretty vivid change in his tone and posture today. The girl didn't know better. "We have been inseparable ever since we can remember, we know each other so well and we get along so well!" Standing up in irritation, he towered over her, eyebrows furrowed and shoulders slowly rising and falling due to the change in his breathing pattern.

"Sanha- Sanha-! I know! I know!" Y/n nodded and agreed, trying to speak over him as he continued to ramble on, trying to convince her in whatever way. "I know! And I am sorry! But you're just- not my type, Sanha! I am sorry!" His heart fluttered in an unpleasant way and stomach twisted at how her eyebrows furrowed in worry.

"Oh, really?" Sanha stopped trying to convince her, burying his hands in the pockets of his pants instead and leaning down at her. "So you have grown up well enough to know your type, huh?" The blush that spread across her face followed by his words made his jaw clench. "My little Y/n is all grown up and wise now, hm? No longer requires my guidance or help deciding what she needs?"

The girl sighed at his taunting tone, oblivious to what was about to come. "We have an amazing friendship, Dana. Don't mess it up, please…" Looking down to avert her gaze from his because for some reason she just couldn't look in his eyes, the girl bit her lip. "You of all people know that I like the guy who lives in the house next to mine."

"Dongmin. Lee fucking Dongmin, huh?" Hatred laced the boy's words as his mind started to imagine the mentioned boy's pretty and kind face all broken and bruised; beaten to a pulp.

By of course no one other than Sanha.

"Don't be like that!" Giggling a little, she pushed at his shoulder playfully and sat back down, pretending to be busy with the books. "Come, help me go over these notes and stop sulking! Besides, yeah. I am old enough to know what I want now, Dana! I can't always rely on you and wait for you to guide me how to do simple daily life things, right?"

"Wrong." It happened so fast Y/n's brain couldn't even decipher it. Sanha pushed the books away and off the bed with such force they went flying away, one of his hands grabbing the girl's throat as he climbed the bed, dragging her shocked body to the middle using the grasp he had on her. "I am and will always be the one to tell you what to do because you're way too pathetic and dumb to know that on your own." A deep chuckle left him as her eyes widened and legs started kicking when the shock subsided, replacing it with panic.

"S- S- SAN- SANH-"

"Aww, not so big now, are we? Tsk tsk." Tears welled up in her eyes when she looked up at him to find a foreign expression on his face. A smirk of betrayal with dark and cold eyes looking her up and down. "Fuck… I've always wondered how these pretty looking privates of you would feel in my hands, babygirl" Sanha didn't have to use much strength keeping her in place as he climbed over the girl's smaller body, instantly groping and feeling her wherever he could, not getting much bothered by the hits and scratches her small hands were giving him.

There was so much Y/n's little hands could do against the giant.

"P- Please… please… no… please stop… You don't have to do this" the girl heaved in exhaustion as she begged Sanha, trembling and crying as she could feel his hands under her hoodie and down her shorts, squeezing and pinching wherever they pleased.

"You're right, I didn't." Pulling the string from her hoodie, the boy dragged them closer to the headboard sickly calm, ears red and erection so hard it poked the girl's thigh even through his boxers and pants. "This is YOUR fault, you hear me? YOU did this to YOURSELF" his voice was soft but rough as he punched the words in her brain, tying her hands to the headboard using the string while knowing it would be enough to easily hold her down.

"Had you cooperated and just obeyed me like little girls such as yourself fucking should instead of trying to do any thinking on your own" shaking his head, Sanha moved back down to her body, pushing the hoodie up until it bunched around her neck, big and warm rough hands tugging off her shorts roughly. "A chance… That was all I asked for."

A sob escaped the girl as the male spread her soft thighs apart, smiling as he admired her pussy lips, probing and spreading them. "Such a pretty cunt." He found himself loving the whimpers and cries escaping her, grazing his thumb up and down her folds, it's tip feeling her tiny and unused entrance, making the girl jump by spitting on it before starting to work it in.

"S- San-"

"Shhhhh~" messily stuffing her shorts that were a bit too short for his liking, the male gave a sensual lick to her soft and red pussy lips, kissing them right after and chuckling at how her thighs trembled from the feeling. "Fuck, Y/n. You've no idea how much I've wanted to tie you up like this and eat you silly before fucking you dumb as you whine and cry in pleasure, begging me for more."

Y/n tried to break free, her wrists starting to burn against the string due to how fragile her skin was. "Mmm… I promise, babygirl. By the time I am done with you, you'll be wrapped around my little finger on your knees for me." Stroking the outside of her thighs, the male shakily breathed out, crotch grinding against the mattress that they had spent their childhood playing with their toys on.

"Hnnnggg… you like it, don't you? Fuck-" Sanha looked up, his face drenched in her natural juices and his own spit, heavily breathing as he searched her face for an expression, eyes dark. "You taste so much better and sweeter than I imagined, babygirl." He went back to admiring it, playing and teasing it with his index finger, other hand continuously caressing her thigh.

It was surreal. After all these years of imagining this over and over in different scenarios and circumstances, it was finally happening. And this. This was better than all that he had fantasized.

So sweet. So soft. So… real.

Sanha could feel his head start to pound from the need and intoxication his own hormones were putting him under, now teasing her asshole with the hand that had previously been on her thigh, just wanting to feel it, feel her. All of her.

That was his. Finally.

"So tight… fuck!" Rubbing her clit with his thumb and circling her navel with his middle finger as his hand was big enough to do so, Sanha fucked her pussy hole open with the hot tip of his tongue, trying to force it in and deeper, circling the rim of muscles with it. "Now tell me, tell Daddy, it feels fucking amazing, doesn't it? Daddy is making you feel soooo good, isn't be?" Pushing one of his middle fingers up her entrance instead, the boy moved up now, removing the shorts from Y/n's mouth causing her to gasp aloud for air.

"S- Sanh- Sanha-" a sharp smack across her cheek locked her throat up again, forcing a cry out of her throat instead.

"It's Daddy" grasping her soft locks, he pulled her hair back to make the girl look at her better and glared down at her. "You must speak to your owner and caregiver with respect, little one." Pressing a wet kiss to her lips, the boy hungrily ran his tongue around them, moaning and sucking at them. "So, tell Daddy now. Tell him how good he's making you feel…" Y/n winced and cried harder, clenching around his rather thick finger on defense.

"P- Please… please… I am s- sorry! Stop! Please! Please, just stop!" His eyebrows furrowed as he pushed another finger in, stretching and stimulating her from the inside, thumb grazing against her clit.

"Are you telling me you don't feel good? This doesn't feel good? Daddy isn't making you feel good?" His voice was alarmingly soft and… deadly. But the innocent girl was too foolish to know that, of course.

"N- No… No… I- I don't! Stop, please! It hurts!" She honestly pouted, tears rolling down her cheeks as she tried to struggle weakly, actually expecting him to stop.

"You leave me no choice, then." Pulling his fingers out of her, Sanha didn't pay any attention to the shaky naive little sigh of relief that left her, unbuttoning and unzipping his pants before pulling his cock out and smirking. "If being nice isn't gonna get me anywhere," gripping her throat, he shakily moaned and pumped his cock, pressing the head to her opening. "Then I won't." Giving a powerful thrust in Y/n's pussy which tore due to his girth, the boy crazily grinned.

"I'll simply get my pleasure and lock you up until I need you again. Just how you're meant to be. A pretty doll, all for me."

#non con #sanha #yoon sanha #astro #dark kpop #dark fic #dark astro #astro smut #sanha smut #sanha x you #sanha x reader #astro x reader #astro x you #astro scenarios #astro imagines #kpop smut

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rekilogy · 3 years

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falling for you

pairing: reki kyan x fem!reader.

warnings: none, pure fluff.

request: Hello, I just discovered your page and found that we have a lot of things in common! I am also a 16-year-old cancer with fluency in both Japanese and English!! Additionally, can I please request a scenario where the Reki is helping his s/o to decorate her room (hanging up posters, stringing lights, etc.) and s/o falls off the chair when she is decorating cz this happened to me last night lolll Thank sm and wish you have a nice day <3

note: omg my first request jhkblg, tbh wasn't expecting it so early hehe. anon, are you perhaps my long lost twin? i actually spilled my coffee this morning oof. hope you didn't hurt yourself, have a nice day/night too.

“reki! could you hand me the fairy lights?"

“i can't find them y/n, where did you put them last time?" your boyfriend asked as he looked for the fairy lights you both bought for your room.

here you were, standing on a chair as you decorated your new room.

“they must be on the couch" you said as you slowly got off from the chair, reki sighs when he sees you get off from the chair.

“why are you sighing?" you raised a brow, still looking for the fairy lights.

“you forgot?!" he gasped dramatically, holding his chest like he just got shot.

you rolled your eyes playfully, trying not to laugh. “i told you to always be careful when you're standing on heights! you could fall"

you listened to your boyfriend pout and rant about how it's important to be careful not to fall, luckily you found your pretty fairy lights.

“i will be careful, okay?" you smile earning a nod from reki as he went back to his phone to order some food since it was getting late.

you again stood on the chair holding the long wires of fairy lights in your hands, before you could even stand up fully, your feet got caught up in the wires and you lot your balance. you yelped and closed your eyes, already knowing you're going to get hurt but the loud thud you were waiting for never came.

instead, you felt like you landed on something else than the hard floor. “i told you to be careful y/n" reki said, making you open your eyes and realize you landed on his chest.

“are you okay?" you ask, eyes filled with worry. “yes, you would've hurt yourself if it wasn't for me though" he smirked.

“i'm sorry" you apologize.

“what for?"

“not being careful enough"

“what?! no, you don't have to apologize for that! why would you apologize for falling for me?" he cheekily asked.

“god you're so cheesy" you reply to his cheesy comment with a smile.

you slowly get up from his warm chest and hold your hand towards him to help him up.

but reki only pulls you back down on top of him making you shriek, he laughs at your reaction and holds you even closer.

“reki babe we need to get the fairy li-"

“shhhhh, let's stay like this for a little longer, i missed this" he hushes you, finding comfort in your sweet scent that he could never get enough of.

#not too proud of this but eh #reki x y/n #reki x reader #reki kyan imagine #reki imagine #sk8 imagines #sk8 reki #sk8 headcanons #sk8 the infinity x reader #sk8 x reader

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pretoriafics · 3 years

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The Princess Diaries

I'm in the princess mood today because I found out that The Princess Diaries are in Disney+. Man, I love this movie SO MUCH!!! Have fun <3

You are the heir of a throne, and you just want to take a break from the monarchy. So, you are in Beacon Hills trying to taste the normal life you always wanted, but in secret! No one knows you are a Princess, but Scott finally finds out. Completely annoyed, you are writing in your diary about how this crap happened. Word count: 1.366 Pairings: Princess!Reader x Enemy!Derek; Princess!Reader x Platonic!Scott; Princess!Reader x Platonic!Stiles; Princess!Reader x Platonic!Erica; A/N: Penny is the way you calls your diary Contain: I think it's pretty fun Warnings: English is not my main language <3; Inappropriate language TEEN WOLF MASTERLIST

Dearest Penny,

I'm freaking out. You have no idea how hard to hide so many secrets from so many people! First of all: I need to be discreet not only because of all that supernatural crap I'd got into now. No one can't ever knows that a real princess is hiding in this city. I want just some peace taking a hiatus from the monarchy, and I'll not have this if everyone found out the truth about me. And, trust me, I'd been passing through a lot through those times.

First of all: Despite being trying to be constantly helpful to Scott and Derek's pack, they are suspicious as hell about me. Everyone in both packs knew I'm hiding something. Derek's bet I'm a hunter. Scott thinks I'm something else. Then, I got Lydia always talking things like 'I'm pretty sure I saw you somewhere else'. Stiles agrees with her because 'yeah, you sound pretty familiar'.

Second: I have Mr. Abbott on my back. He is the man responsible for my security in the USA, which means that, despite being far away from home, it seems like my bodyguards and all people from the royal court still think that I'm porcelain. It means that it has been pretty troublesome to keep them away from all the supernatural bullshit.

I was working as a History Teacher, not just because of my disguise, but I want to know what it's like to have an ordinary life. Contrary to my father's wishes, my car was old, and it sucked. My house? Small and single-story, and the entire security team had to stay in plain clothes, staying in neighboring houses.

But dear Penny, I'm not here to talk about my new and temporary commoner life. I'm here to talk about that, yeah, I was finally exposed.

Well, I was parking my damn old car in the parking lot when I saw something that got me in a bad mood instantly. Not too far away from my car, I saw Derek and Scott talking about something. Judging by Scott's face, they were arguing. I took my books and my notebook from the passenger's seat and walked to them.

"Hey, boys. It seems like you both are in such a friendly talk! What's wrong?"

Derek gives me a deadly glare.

"This is not of your business."

I opened my mouth dramatically, faking a happy surprise.

"You're so sweet. Actually, you're so sweet that sometimes I just want to punch you in the face."

Gosh, I hate him so. Fucking. Much.

He narrowed his green eyes for me, and Scott begins to talk.

"I got some pages of a bestiary, and we need a translation."

Derek looks at Scott.

"You will not give the pages to her."

"She's fluent in greek! And French, and Spanish..."

I smiled at him. Scott forgot about Norwegian. Considering I have cousins in the Norway monarchy, I must be able to talk their language.

"She's not trustworthy." Derek says, looking at me. I rolled my eyes.

"I'm not a fucking hunter, okay? If I was one, I'd already cut your head off."

"Derek" Scott looks at the alpha "She's our only chance."

Derek let out a long and angry sigh.

"Fine! But..." He stares at me. If his gaze would be capable of killing, I'd already fallen dead on the floor. "You'll do the translations at my loft, under my sight. If I found out you shared the translations with someone else, I'll rip your throat."

I blinked my eyes a few times, without any reaction. Okay, I was a little bit scary. He was scary. I faked a smile.

"My fear of you is completely bearable."

Derek gives his back for me and walks to his car. Then, Scott looks at me.

"He's right. It will be better if you do the translations at his loft."

My eyes got wider. It was outrageous!

"Come on, Scott! I never let you down. All this suspicious about me is ridiculous."

Scott was serious. He crossed his arms in front of his chest.

"So, what are you hiding?"

I felt my bones froze. Well, I couldn't simply tell Scott the truth. Yeah, I was taking a temporary break from the monarchy, but it doesn't mean that I can tell Scott whatever I want. I feared it could change things between both of us. I really like Scott, but if he tells someone? The entire city would know who I am, and I would have to come back to my country. Dammit!

"I'm not hiding anything, Scott."

"You can't lie to me, (Y/N). I can listen to your heartbeat."

I let out a long sigh. It was hard to hide things. Then, Scott looks at me. His expression brightened.

"Wait! I know what you're hiding."

My heart failed a beat, and my face gets pale when he took his cell phone out of his pocket. He writes something on it and, then, he looks at me, scared.

"Holy crap, I knew I already saw you! You're a fucking princess!"

Fuck.

"Shhhhh!!!" I gave him a deadly stare "Shut up!! Oh damn, I hate teenagers and their obsession for the royalty!"

As euphoric as he was surprised, Scott spoke lower now but not with less shock.

"What the hell are you doing here?! You're a teacher! And you drive an old car! And your clothes-"

"Watch your words, McCall! Watch your words!"

"It doesn't make any sense! Where your bodyguards?"

"They are in plain clothes around the school, which is ridiculous for me. I have a gun bearing, and I could kick Derek's ass if I want to. I don't need them, but you know, people are neurotic with my safety."

Scott was looking at me in shock.

"This is so crazy. Why are you here?"

"I'm taking a break from the monarchy. My dad wants me to marry a Duke because 'he is an appropriate man'." I faked my dad's voice, and then I rolled my eyes "We are pretty traditional, which sucks. But I don't wanna marry. I took a break from the monarchy and asked to stay here. You know, Beacon Hills is a low-profile city."

"Will you be, like, a queen one day?"

"Yeah buddy, I'm the heir of the throne. But don't worry, I'll invite you to my coronation."

Scott was still looking at me with widening eyes when Stiles and Erica approach us. Stiles arched his eyebrows when he saw Scott's face.

"...What's happening?"

I gave Scott a deadly glare as a silent threat to him to stay quiet. Scott looks at Stiles and Erica. Both of them are pretty suspicious.

"Uh..." Scott cleared his throat "Nothing."

Erica crosses her arms in front of her chest.

"You lie."

I rolled my eyes. On man, come on!

"I'll just translate the pages Scott found, but your alpha is an arse. I'll need to translate it while being watched by that shitbag. So, you will need to see my beautiful eyes more often."

"Well," Erica narrowed her eyes to me "Considering that you definitely are hiding something, this is not a bad idea."

I would reply to her, but I noticed Stiles looking at me. He was trying to recognize me. Dude, it was just a matter of time until Stiles remembers about me. I'm so fucked up! Erica stares at Stiles with arched eyebrows.

"Weirdo..." She said.

"Hey, Stiles" It was my turn to say something "Do you want to make a painting of me?"

"Man... I swear by God that I already saw you before. This is so weird!"

"Maybe it was in a porn."

Stiles looks at me, scared. Erica holds a laugh. Is he really believing this?

"Do you do porn?!"

"Hell, no Stiles! Do you think I look like a porn actress? Jeez!" Completely pissed off, I turn my back for them while Erica laughs. And I didn't stop talking "Stop watching those things, Stilinski. Go talk with some real girls."

I entered the school apparently calm. However, I was freaking out inside of me. I don't even want to think when Stiles finally finds out. Wish me luck, Penny! I'm in need.

#teen wolf imagine #teen wolf imagines #teen wolf fanfics #teen wolf fics #teen wolf fanfic #derek hale imagine #derek hale imagines #derek hale x reader #derek hale fanfics #derek hale x you #derek hale x y/n #scott mccall x you #scott mccall x reader #scott mccall x y/n #scott mccall fanfic #scott mccall fanfics #scott mccall fics #scott mccall imagine #scott mccall imagines

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zippityzero · 2 years

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you genuinely enjoy the Chaotic House hold hc's that much, Sobre- yet i must do my job of giving the hc's so let's hope my memory dig's out the one's i thought of and never said before: ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ -Kyle and Eteled/Henry are on daily war's, like not a single day goes by without them both arguing over the ducking front seat. -Kyle would genuinely s o b for hour's straight if Nathan is no where to be found in the house nor the park, like I'm not joking on that. He commit worry for his fren as Sam and Will gotta put up with calming him down as Austin and Henry look for Nathan. (this also happens to be in my normal hc's too) -Nathan and Kyle are more pure then anyone else in the group. Mf's don't even know what Sam and Will mean by top and bottom half the time. They think they mean by bunk bed's. (yet another one in the normal hc's) -Nathan is afraid of height's, like all jokes aside on that one. Mainly why he sleep's on the lower bunk bed. Will enjoys teasing Nathan with making him go to high place's when nobody is around. (this also goes for the normal hc's of mine) -Henry is the main one to drive the car half the time, since Austin crashed the car too many ducking time's on light post's, mail box's, and nearly freaking children. (SHHHHH AMPELLA IF YOU SEE THIS ONE, S H H H H H) -Eteled/Henry, Nathan and Kyle burned the kitchen down once trying to cook something. That's how they got banned from cooking anything in the kitchen by CM/Austin, Sam, and Will. -Eteled and Nathan climb on too many thing's, even somehow manages to get on top of the ducking shelf's at the mall or shop's, leaving CM and Kyle having to get them both down as Sam is processing the chaos and Will laughing his a&^ off. -Nathan is a clumsy boy, he genuinely fall's down at least 5 or 6 time's a day or break's something twice a week. Mainly the reason nobody trust's him around most stuff and why Kyle gotta keep up with him. -Kyle and Will are absolute war time's, the reason is because Will enjoys scaring the s_it out of Nathan too much and Kyle does not tolerate with that at all. (fun fact: Nathan is easily scared, so that's why Will enjoys that) -Sam and Will get along pretty well somehow, nobody knows how and why, but they get along better then anyone else. Aside from Eteled and CM tho. -CM would r e f u s e to let Eteled go anywhere with anyone else because over protective robot tree man, he only would let Eteled go with Nathan or Sam (mostly Nathan half the time) since he trust's those two more then Kyle and Will. -Will, CM, and Kyle argue about Monopoly and UNO daily. They fight a l l the time as Sam, Nathan, and Eteled observe the chaos. Yet Eteled has some headphones on to avoid their yelling/screaming of it since he does not wanna deal with flashback's. (pretty sure i explained it on another post of my concerning hc's of CM/Austin and Eteled/Henry-) -Kyle and Eteled end up having slap war's, aka slapping each other constantly as Nathan tries to stop Kyle and CM tries to stop Eteled. -Will and Eteled got all the weapons in the house, I'm not joking. Will got ducking gun's, grenades, dynamite, Eteled got like a collection of axe's that should be feared. And it's not the same axe collection, no no no- IT'S GENUINELY A DIFFERENT AXE COLLECTION. -Eteled once set the couch on fire as everyone is asleep at 3 in the morning, and by the time everyone else wake's up, they'll see a burnt couch and an Eteled eating gummy worm's sitting beside the brunt couch. Also another reason why nobody trust's Eteled alone at 3 in the morning anymore if Nathan isn't awake too. -Kyle causes too much mayhem at parks as Nathan just joins along bc he can, while Sam and Will are just studying some stuff and Eteled sitting at the slides observing everything. CM? He either stay's with Eteled or attempts to stop Kyle and Nathan. -Sam and Will are the one's that are expected to finish their school projects. Kyle and Nathan? Not really because of Kyle making Nathan play video game's with him. Mainly why CM has to

keep the video game's away from Kyle so that won't happen. -Nathan and Eteled are forgetful of stuff or people, like Nathan once forgot where he left his phone which was in his room and Eteled once forgot where he left his ducking gummy worm's when CM took them away from him and hid them. (yet again, i have explained Eteled/Henry liking gummy stuff in another post of my concerning hc's) -Nathan sleep walks and sleep talks at the same time, and sometimes he manages to get to the most random places without anyone realizing except Kyle since him and Nathan sleep in the same room on bunk bed's. One time, Nathan woke up on the roof as Kyle was just there looking up at him in all concerns. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ that is your Chaotic House hold hc's that i have thought of enjoy

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