Cocaine Bear AU
BLAME THE SERVER DO NOT BLAME ME
Part Two
“Steeeeeeeve, why are you forcing us to do this?” Dustin groaned, letting his head droop down against his chest as they continued to plod through the woods.
“Because you guys can’t just sit in my living room every day playing Dragons and Danger with all the curtains drawn,” Steve replied cheerfully, not losing the spring in his step despite the fact that all seven of the kids following him were giving him the evil eye.
“You know what it’s called. Besides, we don't sit in your living room every day,” Mike complained.
“Yeah, sometimes we sit by the pool!” El tacked on, adjusting the straps of her bag as she spoke.
Steve rolled his eyes, shaking his head with a far too fond smile. He turned so he was facing his charges, putting his hands on his hips as he raised a brow.
“We agreed that you guys would spend one afternoon a week getting fresh air as long as I agreed to babysit you this summer,” He reminded them, quickly checking to make sure they were actually just bellyaching. They looked annoyed and sweaty, but none of them were breathing too hard, and their cheeks were flushed, not pale.
No heat exhaustion, just lazy fourteen-fifteen year olds who wanted to hide in the house all day long.
“We only agreed to that because we figured you would forget,” Max muttered, continuing to carefully pick her way over the rocks along the trail, “Or you would be too busy,”
“Since when am I ever too busy for my favorite brats?” Steve asked rhetorically, flipping Dustin’s cap off as the teen walked past him. Dustin growled at him and waved a hand somewhere in Steve’s direction.
Truthfully, Steve had been too busy for them the past few months. Between starting his community college courses, keeping both of his part time jobs, and continuing his training as a paramedic, he had barely had time to sleep, much less entertain a bunch of high schoolers.
But now that all of their classes were on break, it was the perfect time to catch up and show them that he meant to keep his promises to them. It was going to be a good summer. Starting with this hike.
He had it all planned out. They would go up to the peak of blood mountain, eat some lunch, and he would take them for ice cream in town afterward as a reward for sticking it out. It wasn’t exactly a beginner’s trek, but the kids were tougher than they looked. They could handle it.
“How about this- the first one to get over the crest of the next hill gets to take the beemer for a spin around the parking lot of the school tonight?” Steve offered.
Instantly all of their previous annoyance vanished. Quick as a flash Erica kicked her brother’s shin, taking out her biggest competitor, and they all began to scramble away from Steve and towards the hill. Lucas hung back rubbing the spot on his leg that she had hit.
“Son of a-”
“Unless you wanna put a dollar in the jar when we get back you’ll stop that sentence right where it is,” Steve said in a warning tone. Lucas pouted from where he was kneeling, screwing his face into a scowl. Steve contemplated for a second before offering up a hand and a compromise.
“I’ll let you practice tomorrow after basketball practice when it’s just us,” Steve said, breaking into a smile as Lucas grinned up at him and eagerly accepted Steve’s hand. They walked up the rest of the hill together, listening to the others screaming at each other from the other side.
Steve opened his mouth to tell them to knock it off- he was going to give them each a little bit of driving time if they wanted it- but he was cut off when a body barreled into his stomach. Steve’s arms came up to wrap around the other person automatically, catching Will in a hug as he buried his face into Steve’s chest.
“What’s wrong?” Steve asked, his heart hammering in his chest as Will didn’t answer, just continued to hang onto Steve in a death grip.
“What happened?!” He asked the rest as they ran over, still screaming. It was hard enough for him to pick up sounds when it was just one of them, but when they all talked over each other, it was nearly impossible to pick up words inside the wall of sound. But what he did hear made his entire body break out in chills.
Blood. Hanging. Body.
“Max,” Steve barked, choosing the kid who was most likely to keep calm and still talk when under this much stress. She understood immediately and shouted to get the others quiet.
“There’s a body in a tree,” She said, looking painfully terrified, “He’s hanging from a bunch of wires? And it’s like, totally bloody.”
“Mike, El, take Will,” Steve ordered, unlatching the boy from his middle and placing him in between his twin and his best friend.
The three of them collapsed to the ground in a huddle, muffled sobs coming from the boy in the middle as the other two began to comfort him. Steve’s heart went out to Will, but as much as he wanted to stay right where he was and take care of Will, he knew someone else needed him more right now.
“The rest of you stay right where you are,” He snapped, hurrying away as his mind slipped into EMT mode. If the person was still alive, they needed triage as soon as possible.
If they weren’t alive…well he didn’t want his kids to have to see that again.
“We can help,” Dustin started to say, but Steve cut that idea right off.
“Stay here!” He yelled over his shoulder, knowing that he only had a few minutes before they inevitably ignored his orders and came over anyway.
The sight on the other side of the hill was gruesome, to say the least. There was a pretty clearing at the bottom, soft tall grass dotted with wildflowers, but it was marred by splatters of dark red blood all over the place, and the body swaying in the wind.
He was hanging by a…a parachute?
Steve’s sneakers kicked up dust as he ran the rest of the way, shoving two fingers against the guy’s neck. A pulse. Thready, and too fast, but there.
Steve let out an unconscious sigh, looking at the man’s face. His eyes were shut, and his skin was pale, but he was still breathing, and that was a good sign. There was a nasty cut along his arm, and his shirt was ripped in multiple places, but nothing appeared broken as far as Steve could see. There was no way to know about any potential internal damage, but Steve could figure that out after he got him out of the tree.
And the guy was kind of cute. That wasn’t as important, but his brain filed that away anyway.
“Is he dead?” A quiet voice came from behind him.
Steve whirled around to see all of the kids staring at him with wide eyes.
He had a couple of choices here. He could send them back the way they had come and ask them to flag someone down to call the police. He could take them back himself and leave the guy alone, hoping that nothing happened to him, or he could do the thing that made the most sense, even though it was the most daunting.
“Not yet,” Steve said, making a decision, “Dustin, give me your knife. Let’s get him down and back to my place.”
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Alright, that post got a little more than ten notes. Here we go: Lazer's timkon babies.
First there's Wendy, she's the oldest. She's a clone. Tim was trying to bring back Kon then bam, Wendy. (There might be a time skip between events, like when the cloning attempt was successful it might've been a few years before Tim and Kon met Wendy and all while she's still a baby.)
Her full name is Gwendolyn Martha Drake-Kent. Don't call her Gwendolyn, she hates it when that happens. Especially when she associates it when her dads are mad at her cuz she's in big trouble
She mainly looks like Kon. She has his curly hair, alien blue eyes, his sun-kissed skin, etc. However I imagine she has Tim's smile. Kon is immediately reminded of Tim whenever Wendy smiles.
She has all kryptonian abilities. They started showing up when she was about 8 or 9. Kon taught her how to fly when she was ten.
As she got older she began to pick up a few hobbies. Like, she enjoys playing volleyball and she can also sing and play bass.
I'd like to think as she gets older she dresses more and more like Kon. She has a lot of piercings, she dresses in a more 90's style, just stuff like that.
There's also Evangeline Drake-Kent aka Evie, Wendy's younger sister
Wendy and Evie are four years apart, with Wendy as the older one.
Evie is a surrogate baby. I'd like to imagine Cassie was the one who carried her.
She's a lot more like Tim. She's more reserved and more introverted. She has Tim's eyes and hair color but she has wavy hair (it borders on wavy to the point you could call it curly) and tanned skin (she's not as dark as Wendy and Kon tho)
She LOVES cats. They're her favorite thing. She could spend hours talking about everything about cats.
Eventually she got a grey cat for her birthday and named it Juniper
When Evie gets older she figures out that she's a lesbian
So she eventually gets a cool alien girlfriend (that's a story for another day)
Powers wise I think she would have TTK or some other telekinetic abilities.
That's all I got feel free to ask questions about them I love talking about them!
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