#fake corvid

[lunasun1verse]

Cottage Altar Update!!!

Omg I’m super excited to show you all the updates I’ve made.

Ok so first up is the outside. I redid the way the ivy and lavender drapes, added some red baby’s breath, and invited two new crow guardians! Target had the cutest corvid plushies so I may or may not have bought four of them and have two on my cottage…..

Shut up.

Next I added pink baby’s breath to the side window. It just feels really nice to look out and see them, plus when I find the right one, I’ll be adding a small wreath/ witches bells to both windows to help ward off anything unsavory. I also found a bookshelf that fits in there by the trash in my apartment complex! A lil cleaning and bam! Good as new!

Remember, you can thrift things and it’s just as good as if you bought it!

Now for the inside… omg I’m just falling in love with this part of customizing…….

That is part of the ceiling. Lots of lavender, some amethyst lights, star lights, a blue larkspur and some white eucalyptus.

Then the gold leaves, more ivy, some purple hyacinths, and pink roses and white eucalyptus up and down the columns.

I even found a pinecone and crow feather (it maybe a raven though, I can’t be too sure. Almost certain it’s a crow feather….) I wanna start incorporating real plant life in here too.

I am so freaking pleased with how it’s coming along.

Now each plant has properties to help with my craft. I chose them not just for looks, but for the vibrations they give off.

I hope I’ve inspired you even a little bit!

Tonight’s song is Labour by Paris Paloma.

This song is POWERFUL and I dedicate it to all of us who were parentified, adultified or are under the thumb of someone who makes you feel trapped and alone 💖

#witchblr #witches of tumblr #witchcraft #magick #witch #cottage altar #altar setup #altar inspiration #altar decor #witchyvibes #just witchy things #update #blessed be #fake plants #fake corvid #SoundCloud

[futurebird]

Fake baby birds.

For some reason there have been a lot of incorrect and even fake images of baby birds going around. Perhaps you saw the AI generated fake baby peacock? The baby crow is a real photo of a real young avian... but it's not a crow (Turns out this fluffy little one is a baby rail-- more info here at the "corvid research blog" which has been mad about this photo for like years. )

Over on the Fediverse (most call it 'Mastodon') there are a lot of people posting about science and nature. @[email protected], Carl T. Bergstrom shared his photo of a (real) fledgling crow just a few hours out of the nest... just look:

What a little curmudgeon! Look at the too big beak and feet! The "so done with it" corvid gaze.

This bird looks like the kind of kid who spends all their time talking to whatever adults will listen about their obsession with traffic light timing. At first? It's kinda cute and a little annoying, but then it

gets really interesting because it turns out some of the light timing problems are related to graph theory---(this got way too specific... But you know the type right? Always calls you Mr. ___ or Mrs. ___ even if you tell them not to?) If you love corvids you should follow Carl T. Bergstrom over on the Fediverse. Every day there's new drama with these guys.

#corvid #crow #baby bird #baby crow #fledgling #corrections #incorrect information #fake photos #birds

[refinedstorage]

My uncle really went, so I hear you like corvids?

#yes #yes i do 😭🙏 #he bought three for his garden but never used them #it now guards my christmas ornaments 🥲 #it's plastic and it's got a fake suede coating and it's tacky and its glorious #magpie my beloved #birds #corvids

[knight-of-heart-and-art]

clicked on an AWFUL blog trying to terfcheck this morning so! if anyone here thinks that “tucutes” are a thing that exists please unfollow me. or reply to this post so i can block the shit out of you. 

#corvid's bs #just because you do not understand someone's gender or presentation #does not mean it's not a gender #does not mean they are faking #like it's 2022 can you just be normal about other people god damn

[septimus-heap]

i finished reading Magyk :3 only took me uhhh. over a month

OH FUCK YEAH what did u think give me every single thought u had while reading its very very necessary 👀👀👀👀👀👀

#sep talks #asks #queer-corvid #also its been more than a month?? Sounds fake tbh it's been 2 weeks max. In my heart

[majormeilani]

my sister said cassidy would be scared of a scarecrow and i'm still crying at the mental image of him trying to use a cornfield for one of his horror movies and getting scared of the scarecrow

#him at the other birds: good heavens! that man is still in the cornfields again! dreadful #grooves and conductor looking at each other then back at him: .......... 😓 #magpies are corvids anyway so dhdjdcjkfhdcjkv same difference #eventually he'd realize it's fake tho #cassidy the magpie #cassidy

[outtoshatter]

I know you reblogged it hours ago but here's a made-up title: Silent Wings

Wait how could you do this to me knowing about my first fandom, [redacted]!!!

I would probably use this title for either a Stiles-is-a-winged-creature AU, or possibly some kind of dragon story. Oooh or that one corvid-shifter Stiles AU I've been brewing in the back of my mind for months...

#ask games #also i dont care how long ago i reblogged it i always want to play #hahahaha #gia talks #the corvid shifter stiles idea is looking better and better #maybe i will steal this fake title and use it lololol #i am not one for subtle meaningful titles LOL

[felisobscura]

#photography #surreal #crows #fake product #fake ad #corvids

[vulomkaaz]

Fyneri "I could make him worse" Vyrrun

#tfw you use your friends intense fear of failure to make him do literally anything you tell him to #azure corvids #corbin ac #fyneri ac #vulomkaaz ocs #oc #ocs #art #my art #digital art #autodesk sketchbook #fake screenshot

[jame7t]

Why so _______

- The ______

Fill in the blanks!

“Why songbirds?” She asked, fiddling with the faux-feathers. “Wouldn’t a corvid be a better fit for a… spy?”

Melvik rolled his eyes again, as if spywork and the elaborate creation of false-life was a simple thing that his temporary protégée was failing to grasp. “Sure, yeah, ravens are nosy little fucks- but when you see one, you watch it. They’re smart. You look at birds like that. You can feel them watching you. And watch one too closely…”

“…you’ll notice it’s fake,” she finished. “Okay, but why songbirds? They make so much noise.”

“It gets drowned out in the pack. Flock. Whatever. And that’s the point, too. Nobody expects a spy to make noise.” He leaned back from the desk, a single false bird complete- one more to the pile. He plucked the soon-to-chirp thing from the wooden bench, and placed it on the metal sheet her siblings sat motionless on. “Five-four. I take the lead again.”

Gloria furrowed her brows at him- it’s not her fault she’s the only halfwit in the spire who knows about faux-life the month before deployment. “Where IS your little helper, anyway? How come I’m stuck here helping you?”

Melvik leaned forward awkwardly to start on another songbird. “He decided he’s an aspirant.” He spit the word.

“Little Crug? He’s an aspirant?”

Melvik raised his eyes to meet Gloria, and gave a single small nod.

“Good lord- The other children call him Crug, how is he gonna be an aspirant?”

“He’s not. He’ll wash out.”

“Right.” Gloria looked down at the spy in her hands, realizing she’d inserted a feather backwards. “Fuck.”

Continuing as if they hadn’t reached the natural stopping point, Melvik sighed- “It’s like he’s ignored everything he’s good at in favor of something that’s get him killed even if he doesn’t flunk out. Which, mind you, he will!”

Fumbling with a misplaced leg, his rant continues.

“Even if he does, somehow, become a pilot, which one would he even drive? The Mercello? The damn Mercello? We need things other than Titans to protect the Keep!”

Gloria nods, half listening. She opens her mouth to interject- not yet sure if she agrees- but Melvik isn’t done.

“He’s going to wash out of training, and when he comes back with half his motor functions intact, he’s gonna be sorry when I don’t let him back in. I can’t!” He meets Gloria’s eyes. “It’d be a security risk at that point. You get it, don’t you?”

She gives him an uncertain half-smile; the act of becoming an aspirant is seen as noble- a sacrifice, even. But those who ‘wash out’ are not often kept in high regards. Gloria’s cousin was one such unfortunate aspirant.

Melvik sees the uncertainty and relents- his eyes close, and he opens them to view the rotten thing in his hand. He managed to insert both legs backwards in his anger- and maybe, he dreaded, his age.

“I just needed one. One guarantee this craft wouldn’t be lost when… when I lose it.”

Gloria grimaced- she didn’t think her workmanship was that bad. “I’m sure there’s others who’ll keep it up. You know? You’re not the only weaver.”

“Nobody knows how to weave like I do.”

“And why’s that? What’s your special secret?”

“Nobody knows how- they-“

“Come on, then! Spill it! Nobody knows how to what?!”

“Fill in the blanks!”

Gloria rolled her eyes. “That’s stupid.”

“It’s not stupid,” he groans, continuing far past the natural stopping point. “Real songbirds don’t just ‘start and stop’- real foxes don’t just sit and watch. You have to make them real. You have to make them feel real.”

“So what you’re saying is, the director pays you extra because you play with puppets.” She meant it as an insult- she certainly thought so.

Melvik grins.

He looks to the small, soon to chirp thing in his hands- legs corrected, little beady eyes ready to see. “Yeah…”

He envisions the Titans- the pilots sitting within their puppet-rigs, marching along the ocean front; watching for the minions of the Corpse Moon to meet them along the coastal crags.

“Puppets.”

Maybe he does understand.

#I dodge your challenge deftfully!

[estrellami-1]

The Foundation (I’m Not Leaving You)

Had a vague idea. Churned this out in probably five minutes. Haven’t even read it through. Bone apple tit and all that jazz.

Steve thought of love like a house.

Not just any house; his house.

It looked great on the outside, and the inside was always ready, poised and perfect for guests, but really? It was lonely. It was fake. It was empty. It was everything Steve hated, everything he couldn’t get away from.

His breakup with Nancy only served to further prove his theory.

But then Eddie came along, and he couldn’t help but fall for him. He couldn’t help but love him, whole-heartedly.

And Christ, did that scare Steve. Because under all his throw pillows and open-concept living space, who was he? Why would Eddie stay when everything that makes up Steve could be gone with just the flick of a match?

It doesn’t make sense, really, for him to be standing at the site of where his house once was. It’s a pile of smoking rubble now—product of a faulty gas line—and Steve’s breaking.

Hard.

His knees crumble, and he’d fall to the pavement if Eddie didn’t catch him. “Hey,” Eddie says softly. “I know it’s a lot. I know it’s scary. But you can get through this, okay?” He whispers. “We can get through this. Cause I’m not leaving you.” He helps Steve back up, leads him towards the ash and ruin.

“Look here,” he murmurs, tracing the line of where the kitchen had been with his pointed finger. “The foundation’s still there, baby. All that’s gone is everything you hated in the first place. I know all this change at once is scary, but maybe you could see it as a good thing. The foundation’s still there, rock-solid. Now you can build it back up the way you want, the way you need, with everything that makes it you. How’s that sound?”

For the first time, Steve lets himself love fully; lets himself turn and bury his face in Eddie’s neck, lets his fingers clutch at Eddie’s waist as he tries for regulate his breathing. Lets Eddie see all of him. “Sounds pretty good,” he admits.

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[which-qsmp-egg-would]

It's time for the January Summary!

Let's begin with the (not very surprising) highest win count!

Richarlyson

Surprising absolutely noone, Richas has gotten the most wins, at a whopping 7/26! He's been voted most likely to:

Start the Warrior Cats roleplay

Get banned from the Warrior Cats roleplay

Start the NERF fight

Eat the raw cookie dough

Eat the mud pies

Throw the Wii remote into the wall

Get really weird while sick

That's a lot for a little ovo! You all scare me sometimes.

SunnySideUp

Our favorite princess arrives with an impressive 5/26 polls won! They've been voted most likely to:

Hyperfixate on My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic

Have a "magical destiny" complex

Have the largest stuffed animal collection

Be very into the original (2014 and before) Barbie movies

Collect Loom Bands

That all seems to be very in character for her.

Pepito

I can't deny that Pepito is one of my favorites, but clearly Pepito is yours too, with 4/26 polls being won! Pepito has been voted most likely to:

Have the pet goldfish replaced weekly without noticing

Mistake an opossum for a cat and keep it as a pet

Watch "Hey Bear Sensory" videos for hours on end

Sit 3 inches away from the TV because Pepito wants glasses

We love Pepito here, don't we.

Chayanne

With 3/26 polls won, you can certainly tell he's picked up some habits from his father. Chayanne has been voted most likely to:

Teach the local corvids to rob people

Have a hyperfixation on Mythology

Attempt to fly off the roof with fake wings

I'm glad we all agree here.

Leonarda

I have to be honest, I don't see Leonarda that often. But it seems like you all love them very much, with 3/26 polls won, including being the winner of the FIRST ever poll on this blog! Leo has been voted most likely to:

Try and sneak a muddy stray dog into the house

Ride the family dog into 'battle'

Build the biggest snowman (very closely tied with Dapper!)

I hope her and her 193838 dogs do alright this month.

Dapper

While he hasn't won that many polls, the 2/26 that he has have made complete sense. Dapper has been voted most likely to:

Be like Sid from Toy Story with all of his toys

Actually summon a demon during the slumber party (and the most intense sweep, with over 80% of the votes!)

Who can blame him for needing more juice from his dad, right?

Tallulah

She's only won 1/26 polls, but hooooo boy did you all get heated about that one. Despite the attempts at sweeps, Tallulah has been voted most likely to:

Be a horse girl

Don't listen to the haters, queen. You can be a horse girl if you want.

Empanada

I hope our girl gets more love this month, with only 1/26 wins for January! Empanada was voted most likely to:

Have a stuffed animal net above their bed and have trouble sleeping for fear that it will fall on them in the middle of the night

That one is definitely a mouthful.

Ramón & Pomme

While these two didn't get any wins for January, I have high hopes that they will do just fine for February. After all, they'll have ~58 chances to do so!

God help me.

#qsmp #qsmp eggs #qsmp chayanne #qsmp tallulah #qsmp dapper #qsmp ramón #qsmp leonarda #qsmp richarlyson #qsmp pomme #qsmp pepito #qsmp empanada #qsmp sunny #qsmp sunnysideup #Month recap #I am honestly afraid of doing this when the February polls finish. There will be so many

[aplpaca]

that one thing about blue jays being the one funky colorful guy in a family of goths is fake actually. theres a lot of blue corvids esp in north america. even some of the gothy ones have blue bc corvids just fucking love being blue.

#birds

[dropitdoeeyes]

i am asking you about mechs birds ! if you want a specific mech then I'm asking about Drumbot Brian. But I'd love ve to hear about all of them if you want to

(On the verge of tears, covered in blood, out of breath, and surrounded by boards of red string and thumbtacks) I am SO glad you asked

Jonny: A shrike. Small, violent little critters. OR a chicken, because the cannibalism thing. (I also just think it’s really funny.)

Ashes: Whistling kite! They (along with a few other species) take burning sticks from forest fires and spread it to flush out prey. Arsonist bird, just like Ashes!

Drumbot Brian: Canada goose, since they travel long distances (like a pilot might!) this is also one of the birds that just Is Them. Just look at him. Look me in the eyes and tell me that man isn’t a goose. Soft, round, they look good to hold but they’re simultaneously full of violence.. silly goose Brian….

Raphaella: Wandering albatross. Yet another one who really truly just is. Look at that bird. It's her.

Marius: Common kingfisher! He's the one who originally sparked this idea, after we saw a picture of one and immediately got slammed by the idea of anthro bird mechs. The colors. Just look. That bird is Him.

Ivy: Rock ptarmigan, pigeon, or a mourning dove. She's just a soft round bird like Brian. They all have fitting coloration in a way, too.

Toy Soldier: European nightjar. The freaks my one true love. Nightjars look so fake., like they’re one of those puppet animal plushies you put your hand in to move the mouth.

Tim: Steller's jay. He inexplicably reminds me of one, similar mannerisms and everything. Tim is really truly such a corvid, also considered a blue jay for him. Deep down in my heart of hearts Gunpowder is a seabird like an osprey or petrel, though I have no reasoning for those ones.

Nastya: Eurasian magpie. Shiny blue smart bird. Looks mildly disappointed in you. Love u nastya

#there are so many other alternatives #we joked about a blue footed booby for jonny. because. haha booby. #ashes. i cant explain this one but they feel like a turkey sometimes #or some other big fancy bird #phoenix. would be really cool #rising from the ashes. elbow jab elboe jab haha get it #as previously stated #ivy is also very much a pigeon or mourning dove #also considered several owl species for nastya #mostly barn owl #snowy owl. and great horned owl #bc. birds that look like they’re mildly disappointed in you #might also find birds for them that’re fitting for the general regions the mechs are based in #didnt include them in this but lyf is a secretary bird to me. tall grumpy bird. yeag #the mechanisms #the mechs #jonny d’ville #ashes o’reilly #drumbot brian #gunpowder tim #raphaella la cognizi #marius von raum #nastya rasputina #the toy soldier

[crowberry62]

Hello brother corvid! Could i request the papas with a really scary s/o? Not in a mean way but their glare could very much cause nightmares and a sort of strong voice? Ooh maybe someone is mean to the papas and they look behind them to find s/o giving them a glare that would put secondo to shame? Only If it's okay ofc!

Of Course

The papas with a mean looking s/o

Papa nihil

Oh he loves it

Seestor is the same

Please glare at him when he’s being mean to copia(or don’t he might get a boner)

Papa I

Don’t glare at him

If your mean he will cry

He’s a sensitive old man

Loves hearing you yell at other people tho he finds it funny

Papa ii

Glare off

He loves to be mean to you but in a funny way since he knows you can handle it

Loves seeing you command people around

Loves fake fighting

Papa iii

Oh no

Oh no but in a horny way

Defiantly gets off on it

Loves it so much

Also enjoys seeing you yell at people

Papa iv

Noooo

Please dont yell at him!

He’s a sensitive little guy

Gets you to yell who make fun of him

Your relationship is like that the “he asked for no pickles” meme

#ghost bc #the band ghost #ghost headcanons #papa emeritus iv #papa emeritus iii #papa emeritus i #cardinal copia #papa emeritus ii #headcanon #ghost bc x reader #papa emeritus iii x reader #ghost x reader #ghost band x reader #x reader #papa nihil #brother corvid #nameless ghouls

[slavicafire]

because we are the topmost balcony in the building and there's plenty of pigeons around - and above, in the attic - the previous owner installed this plastic fake corvid sort of statuette on the rail. you know, to scare the pigeons away and all, plenty of people have them. it doesn't work too well but that's life.

the funny thing is, however, that my lacking object permanence silly little kitty will run into the kitchen in the morning, each morning, all happy and excited for food and then WHAT THE FUCK THERE'S A CROW BEHIND THE WINDOW OH MY GOD!!!!

and then it'll take him a good minute to figure out it's fake. he'll ekekek at it for a short moment, look at it from behind the glass a couple of times from a couple different angles, and then move on - slightly embarrassed, too.

and of course, you know, the next day - the same exact thing happens. exactly exactly the same.

#żmija gada #steep stairs to the old seven #urwisek