Kieran: What the fuck is wrong with you?!
Casteel: Wow, you could start with a 'good morning'.
Kieran: Good morning. What the fuck is wrong with you?!
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*Casteel and Poppy sitting in jail together*
Poppy: So who should we call?
Casteel: I’d call Kieran, but I feel safer in jail
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Poppy: *breaks 20 guards' necks at the same time*
Casteel: Listen, I know this is repetitive of me... But that was so fucking hot.
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Nyktos: "I don't think its wise to do that"
Poppy: "Good thing I didn't ask"
Saion, to Sera: "Holy shit, there's two of you"
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Sera: Nyktos told me I should kill people with kindness and I need your help to do it.
Blacksmith: I...I don't think this is what he meant.
Sera's dagger:
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Poppy,looking at Cas: I love him
Kieran:
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Casteel to Kieran at some point probably
Casteel: Yeah, so we’re going to get married.
Kieran: You and Poppy? How would that solve anything?
Casteel: *rifling through his closet* I think I’m going to wear this shirt. I think Poppy really likes it on me.
Kieran: How exactly will being married to the maiden get you back your brother?
Casteel: *dreamily* Yeah I know right. She does the cutest thing with her nose when she’s confused or mad.
Kieran: *mutters to self* Fucking whipped dumbass. Gonna get us all killed.
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"Let's make a deal that we don't borrow tomorrow's problems today."
Casteel Da'Neer in "A Kingdom of Flesh and Fire" by Jennifer L. Armentrout
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Hawke: I know you snuck out last night, Poppy.
Poppy *thinking*: Play dumb!
Poppy: Who's Poppy?
Poppy *thinking*: NOT THAT DUMB!!!
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Malik: I don’t think we can mansplain, manipulate and manwhore our way out of this one, hawke
Casteel: manslaughter it is then
Malik: *agrees*
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Some truths do nothing but destroy and decay what they do not obliterate. Truths do not always set one free. Only a fool who has spent their entire life being fed lies believes that.
From Blood and Ash - Jennifer L. Armentrout
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She's a 10, but she wants to stab me and that makes her an 11 - or a 100.
~ Casteel Hawthorne Da'neer
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