#final fantasy xv incorrect quotes

[guildwarsgirl]

Prompto & Noctis in the back of the Regalia: MCDONALDS! MCDONALDS! MCDONALDS!

Gladio: We have food at home.

Ignis: *pulls into the McDonald's drivethrough*

Prompto & Noctis: YAYYYYYY!

Ignis: *orders one black coffee and leaves*

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[lunarlegend]

Prompto: How do you not know a single phone number? I've literally watched you memorize the entire terms and conditions agreement for a credit card.

Ignis: True, but to make room for important information like that, I regularly purge my brain of useless facts like phone numbers or the names of people's children.

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[swordofthefather]

Cor: Alright, listen up gays.

Noctis: Don't you mean guys?

Prompto: I don't think he stuttered Noct.

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[incorrectsmashbrosquotes]

Link pulling out the Master Sword: Please… Help me stop Ganondorf.

- As Link pulls out the sword, a bright light shines and he’s slowly taken in by it, as Ganondorf enters the Temple of Time -

Ganondorf: Umharmed by the light, Hylia’s Hero, indeed. Allow me to regale you with a tale. In an age long past, a war between the demonic and divine ravaged mankind. A menace that twisted thin air into monsters, the likes which you’ve seen. In Hyrule lived a goddess and hero that fought for the land, they would give up their own lives, slaying myriad demons, that countless lives be spared. But a powerful king, the perpetrator behind this war, was sealed away, destroyed, ostracize, and demonized by the gods and people. Making a true monster of him.

Ganondorf: The princess told you my name earlier, but not the title I was destined I was born to claim.

Ganondorf: Great Demon King Ganondorf is my proper title. My destiny.

- Link’s eyes open wide with fear as he hears Ganondorf reveal his title -

Ganondorf: Link, killing you here as a mortal will bring scant satisfaction. Claim the courage you need. Arise as Hyrule’s champion. Once Hylia and her hero are no more, can my ambitions thrive. 

- Link is still getting absorbed into the light, pulling out the Master Sword as Ganondorf begins to grin -

Ganondorf: Come back soon. I shall keep the princess company until you are ready.

- Link finally lets out a scream as he pulls out the Master Sword and is taken by the light, vanishing without a trace -

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[cat-a-boo]

Noctis: I don't use pet names for Prompto

Ignis: What do bees make?

Noctis: Honey?

Prompto: Yeah?

Ignis: Don't you dare lie to my face ever again

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[ff-incorrect-quotes]

Noctis: Why is blood so hard to wash off your hands?

Noctis: Okay, I just realized how bad that sounds. For the record, I had a nosebleed, I’m not a serial killer.

Zidane: We all know that's not quite true.

Lightning: Hydrogen peroxide dissolves blood, just so you know.

Terra: Do you think if you gave someone a huge shot of hydrogen peroxide straight into their bloodstream it would dissolve their blood and kill them?

Squall: Gods, this team is filled with murderers.

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[ssareddington]

Anakin: Tell me something I don't know.

Obi-Wan: We don't have time for all that.

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[sweet-evie]

Ummm... Genuinely curious. Is this what happens during Noct's and Gladio's training sessions?

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[darksaiyangoku]

RWBY x Final Fantasy: Terrible Dessert

Noctis: *spits out trifle* It tastes like feet!

Jaune: *shrugs* I like it.

Noctis: ...are you kidding?

Jaune: What's not to like? Custard? Good. Jam? Good! Meat? GOOD!

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[square-incorrect]

Ignis, seething: Noctis...Promto.

Noctis: Okay I can tell by the tone of your voice that you are disappointed. Alas, I must further disappoint you by affirming how little ether of us gave a fuck about said event.

Promto, hiding behind Noctis: Um, what he said.

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[guildwarsgirl]

Lizzie, on the phone: Hello?

Ravus: I need your help! Can you come here?

Lizzie: Well, I can't. I'm buying clothes.

Ravus: Alright, hurry up then come over here.

Lizzie: I can't find them.

Ravus: What do you mean you can't find them?

Lizzie: I can't find them. There's only soup.

Ravus: Whaddya mean "there's only soup"?

Lizzie: It mean there's only soup.

Ravus: Well then get out of the soup aisle!

Lizzie: Alright, you don't have to shout at me! *moves to the next aisle* There's more soup!

Ravus: Whaddya mean "there's more soup"?!

Lizzie: There's just more soup!

Ravus: Go into the next aisle!

Lizzie: *moves to the next aisle* There's still soup!

Ravus: Where are you right now?!

Lizzie: I'm at Soup!

Ravus: WHADDYA MEAN YOU'RE "AT SOUP"!?

Lizzie: I MEAN I'M AT SOUP!

Ravus: WHAT STORE ARE YOU IN?!

Lizzie: I'M AT THE SOUP STORE!!

Ravus: WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE?!

Lizzie: FUCK YOU!!!

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[gayemogeek]

Final Fantasy XV Incorrect quotes

Ignis: You said you could take care of your self while I was gone for a couple days!

Noctis: Yeah and I did.

Ignis: You hit your head and neglected to tell anyone

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[swordofthefather]

Sol, Ardyn, Luna picking up Noct from angelguard:

Luna: Get in loser we're going to kill Bahamut.

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[fandorkofeverything]

"Looks Just Like Her To Me"

Gladiolus: Good news! We printed the posters! *holds up a poster of The Regalia*

Prompto: But I thought the posters were my job! I've been working on my Regalia all day! *holds up a badly drawn picture of their car*

Noctis: *laughing*

Gladiolus: Why is the mirror in the back?

Prompto: Thats the trunk!

Noctis: Why're the seats all funky?

Prompto: Those are the wheels! *grabs the poster back* I haven't seen her in awhile, okay?

Ignis: It looks just like her to me

Prompto: Why, thank you! I worked really hard on- *realization* Why do you feel the need to do that?

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[queen-of-hoshido]

Aria on the phone: Hey, Dad? My hands are stuck in the Pringles tube.

Aria: Both hands, yes...

Aria: Look, it’s not important how I dialed the number, please just send help.

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[randomfandomimagine]

Prompto: If I run and leap at Gladio, he will most certainly catch me in his arms. Coming in!

*runs at Gladio*

Gladio: No, I'm holding Cup Noodle!

*Prompto jumps into Gladio's arms, causing him to drop the noodles*

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