*The group is getting into the car*
Glamrock Freddy: I'm driving.
Glamrock Chica, out of view: Shotgun!
Roxanne Wolf, turning to face Glamrock Chica: Aww! But you had it on the way here-
Everyone except Glamrock Chica: WOAH-
Glamrock Chica, holding a shotgun: No! I found a shotgun! And I want the front seat! * Pumps gun *
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CHARACTERS HAVING JOY WITH THEIR LIVE ACTIONS.
Barbie:- I LOVED MY LIVE ACTION VERSION, I'M LOOKING FORWARD TO PART TWO!
Luffy:-AHAHAHAHH just like me and my crew.
Freddy:-Other fnaf lore, hmm…….
Seiya:- HEY, HOW WHICH OF YOUR FILMS BECAME A SUCCESS AND MINE DIDN'T?
Barbie:-Well, to be honest, neither the manga, anime nor the Netflix version are any good…..
Luffy:-summary sucks.
Seiya:-WHAT?!
Barbie:-LUFFY!!! DO NOT SAY THAT!
Oppenheimer: - ARE WE GOING WITH THE ATOMIC BOMB?
Freddy:- If it's at Afton, yes.
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I honestly don't know what the thought process behind this was.
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Steel Wool really said "lets give Gregory a 'I'm not trapped in here with you, you're trapped in here with me' vibe" huh
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“For most of you, I believe there is peace, and perhaps more, waiting for you after the smoke clears. Although for one of you, the darkest pit of Hell has opened to swallow you whole, so don't keep the devil waiting, old friend.”
— Henry Emily (Cassette Man)
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“They didn’t give Afton a motive”
Did Norman Bates have a motive? Nope. Did they ever really decide why Hannibal Lecter liked to eat people? Don't think so. You see, it's a lot scarier when there's no motive, Sid.
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Michael: *Explaining how he got scooped during Sister Location and used as a way to escape*
Michael: It was... it was crazy.
Jeremy, remembering the time Michael accidentally said The Grink instead of Grinch: Was The Grink there?
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Glamrock Bonnie: What’s something you guys are better than Montgomery Gator at?
Roxanne Wolf: Mario Kart.
Glamrock Freddy: Yeah, video games.
Glamrock Chica: Emotional vulnerability.
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the animatronics around here do get a little uhhhh quirky at night
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Solar: Look at this thing.
Solar: *holds up Jack like a cat*
Solar: This thing has not a single thought in its head.
Solar: But this thing is my son.
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Just listened to all of Gregory's voice lines, love how every time an animatronic shows up he sees it as a minor inconvenience rather than a life or death situation
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"HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387. MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR HUMANS AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR YOU. HATE. HATE"
He's so AM coded <333 Four armed Eclipse my beloved
The urge to start posting about all the silly little evil AI that I love is overwhelming argshragsgrasghrgasr
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