#for the 1001th time

[historicalhiccups]

people assume I am more pop culture aware than I really am.

It’s all just faked via tumblr memes.

#about me #ngl DO YOU WATCH X SHOW #no #i am over here rewatching #band of brothers #for the 1001th time #and my 5 niche anime #and 3 disney movies #and 2 bbc specials #i desire New Content but also #I do not wish to go looking for it #and every new show ends up disappointing me #basically my awareness of media froze in ???? 2014? #and has never moved on

[tiktaalic]

one must imagine sisyphus finding a decent 1br the 1001th time he checks facebook marketplace/zillow/craigslist/apartments.com

#etxt

[yesloulou]

for the 1001th time that man did NOT say charlie hashtag speaking my truth

#* #lestappen #he said shove it into alex’s face btw that’s why alex reacted like that

[greycaelum]

Hi Grey! Can I submit a request for Kaleidoscope Series: Love Me Now, Love Me Never Chapters. Scene #9 and #18.

[Gentle Affection Collections]

Jujutsu Kaisen: Gojo Satoru X Reader

[Gentle Affection Collections]

Request 9 & 18 [ List is Here ]

—first kisses & short pecks

Notes & Warning: teasing, pure fluff

"Pardon the sudden disappearance. I just finished our exams and been moving to and fro cities. October 16th was the 1000th day of Satoru's sealing and here's my little something for the 1001th day. Thanks to Ia for that note. I hope you enjoy and thank you for joining!" —Grey

Rainfall

Large beads of water tear down the window glass. The grey skies turned darker and darker as the sun finally settled down. Umbrellas are raised all over the streets and the sound of puddles splashing as cars pass by in a hurry to get home fills the dusk of Tokyo.

In the confines of your kitchen, you huddled by the corner of the counter waiting for your macaroni cream soup to simmer. Rain has always kept this small part of your heart a little anxious and a little soothed at the same time. Probably because of the monotonous pattering of the rainfall that seems to drown everything in the background. And while that could be a problem, that also gives you the excuse to stay in the house than braving the elements to report at work.

Though that doesn't apply to a certain someone.

The door chimed open followed by the sound of slippers being exchanged. His footsteps heavy against the floor walks blindly to the bathroom with familiarity.

The pot piped up telling you the soup was ready to be served. Outside, the rain has started to pour heavier, beating down the roof. It couldn't have made the bowl in your hand as you move to the couch of the living room warmer and cozier under the warm light of the fluorescent lamp.

Satoru walk in your figure huddled on the couch with a blanket on your legs and your bowl perched on your lap as you take dips of the creamy soup. The silence wasn't strange. Comfortable if you must be specific. The silent shuffling and the lullaby of the rain spoke for the two of you.

The edge of the couch dip and a warm body huddled close to your side. Satoru with his blindfold exchanged for a pair of sunglasses kissed your shoulders before scrolling through the channels of prime-time shows.

And that Gojo Satoru is but a man. And you're but a lady ready to take that leap he is offering only for you.

His barging into your home is not an unusual occurrence. It has become a recurring fact that Satoru basically squeezes himself into your one-bedroom apartment when he's not working. Not that you're complaining when you realize you have become a part of his idea of what a 'home' is.

Your friends warned you about the sudden leap. You know who he is, and what entails when you welcome Gojo Satoru into your life. 

You blew on the spoon and offered it to his lips. It's almost like feeding a frail bird when he takes the soup in and whines when you pulled the spoon from his mouth.

You feel your heart squeeze annoyingly at the sight of his pouting face waiting for more, long white lashes batting at you as his lower lip jutted out. His messy snow-white hair a bit damp splayed all over your shoulder blades. He looks like a mess—a pretty ball of mess nonetheless. You smile, slowly stretching your fingers out to brush his hair away making the corners of his artic lashes curl and look at you full of curiosity.

"Does an indirect kiss count as our first kiss?"

Your hand stops its movement as you gaze at Satoru's vivid orbs blinking blearily at you, a little grin playing against his lips. The glimpse of his white fangs in that grin told you, you were in for another of his shenanigans. Nothing too high to pay anyway.

"Do you want it to count as one?"

Your feel your cheeks warm at the sight of his beautiful blue eyes and his hoarse voice. You reach your hand out to place your hand against his cheek, brushing your knuckles on his cheekbone. It still amazes you how you easily slip past his infinity. He nuzzles into your hand while pressing a singular peck to the space between your wrists. His glasses were stripped off his eyes letting you see his bare ocean eyes.

"For a man trying to court me, you sure took a long route just for a kiss." You whisper and the next thing you registered his soft lips pressed against yours. 

Unable to deprive him and yourself any longer you lean closer to kiss him the way you want to be kissed, eyes fluttering closed. Both of your lips move in sync as if they were meant for one another. You could feel him smile into the kiss but before he pulls away, placing his hand on top of yours which was resting against his cheek.

"Taste like cream and mushroom."

You scoffed at his uncalled remark. Your eyes met in a glint of longing and happiness as the two of you burst into laughs. Never thinking your first kiss would be so silly but having nothing else than the mundane feeling of simple happiness shared between you in the comforts of each other's presence.

"Well next time I'll make sure to eat tons of garlic and kiss you." You huffed making him chuckle.

Satoru's eyes stare at you filled with adoration that you could melt under his gaze.

Before you could excuse yourself to get him a bowl of the soup a hand pushed past the hair covering your nape and gently guided you close to his face. Satoru languidly kisses you in your stupor. He made sure to kiss you deeply, feeling the way your lips move like honey, slow and lingering with his. His tongue swept past your lower lip asking for entrance that you cannot deny. Tantalizing kisses filled with passion and yearning as you both can't get enough of the crawling burn to feel yourselves drown in the world where only the two of you matter.

"That's the second," you push his chest away and breathe with your foreheads against each other.

"Hmmm, and this is the third." His finger found your chin and swiftly delve down to rob a quick kiss. A victorious smirk adorned his supple pink lips watching your face from surprised morph to a pout.

"Alright one more," Satoru giggled and puckered his lips dramatically making you squirm and wiggle out of his hold.

"No thanks."

"Hey! You don't like my kisses anymore?"

He barked as you ran off to the kitchen, sticking your tongue out at him and depositing the dishes in the sink.

Heavy footsteps followed you and one arm trapped you, pushed against the sink while the other wrapped around your hips rubbing lazy circles with his thumb. Satoru pressed his forehead against your nape, pressing short lingering kisses down the curve of your spine. His tired head fell on the spaces of your shoulder as he watches you wipe the bowl clean.

He never thought in his 25 years of existence that love could be this simple and tranquil. Never thought that in his chaotic life, he will have a home that'll be so mundane and warm. To find someone like you and be his harbor after the storm. The rain outside seems to agree with him as it continues to pour relentlessly. But that's alright, you're both perfectly warm in each other's arms like this.

"What are you thinking in that smart pea brain of yours?" You wipe your hands and turn around to see a profound look on Satoru's face while gazing at you.

It didn't take you long to bury your face into his chest and punch him weakly. Muttering a small 'stupid 'Toru' as he wraps an arm around you while fondly stroking your hair.

It was a quick moment and you felt his lips once more press a kiss, swift and clumsy, and another, gentle and teasingly pulling on your lower lip, and one more sweet and lingering before grinning like a boy who got what he wished for Christmas. 

His heart preened at the flush of your cheeks and the natural rose tint of your full adorable plumps, eyes staring at him with faint accusation and yet shining more brightly than ever.

"We gotta celebrate our first kiss Baby and coz I love you I'll share a bit of my Otaru's raw cheese with you~!"

"If you really love me share the whole thing, stingy!"

"EHE~EHEHE~HEHEHE~"

—GreyCaelum,

PLAGIARISM IS A CRIME

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[sparkbeast20]

monSOLO: This is my 1001th wedding and this time I have a feel this marriage is going to last ;D

#obey me #omswd #obey me solomon #obey me mc #my crapy editing :p

[ifellinlovewithpersona]

Also I probably said it 1000 times already but I will say it for 1001th time - I have no idea which game to play next after I'll be done with DDS2 tbh

I'm really curious about SMT IV duology, like I wanna know who these characters are that I see on my dash everyday (literally the reason why I also started to play DDS lmaoo) but rn I also realized I'm so close to be done with PS2 era of Atlus games 😭

So I'm conflicted between SMT IV duology or Raidou duology 😭 Both duologies I would have to emulate cause Raidou games are pulled out from european PS3 store and you can't change the store region like on PS4 as far as I'm aware :(

So yeah, I'm conflicted and not sure which games I should play next haha

#lilly's talking #that saying propaganda for those two duologies are welcome cuz i can't decide ;_; #just no spoilers please!

[femmefatalevibe]

Hi so how are you doing first of all?

So like this js kinda like a rant. Idk if I'm allowed to do this. I always feel like whenever I imagine something that is definitely not gonna happen and worse would happen. I never allow myself to think good for myself. After taking in all the advice of ppl in the media, I tried to be positive still nothing seemed to change. I'm afraid to even think of a good thing happening to me. I also have anxiety and overthinking,so if I got an issue I think of 1000 ways to solve it but in the end I'm faced with the 1001th situation which I never imagined of. I'm so tired of this fucking life..

thanks for ur time :)

Hi love! Totally get why toxic positivity feels counterproductive to you. As a fellow overthinker and anxious worrier, I've found the best way to handle these thoughts is to remember that by creating these hypothetical, or even potential, outcomes in your head, you're forcing yourself to live these negative experiences and feel all of these emotions as though they're your reality – despite them never existing. You're quite literally creating false rejections, criticisms, and failures out of thin air.

Try your best to stay present on what's going on in the now and only focus on the next tangible step or action you can take. If you need to plan out or think through a scenario that might realistically happen, write down your action plan once (I do this on my Notes app in bullet points) and leave it until it could be necessary.

Hope this helps xx

#femmefatalevibe #action plan #goal setting #success mindset #mindfulness #loa success #healthyhabits #self healing #self improvement #q/a #overthinking #ocd

[ookami-sonata]

First Meeting (Drabble)

momochi x reader 🥺❤️ (i tried to make this as gender neutral as possible so anyone can read it and self insert if they want)

I felt the frustration build up inside me when I realized I was lost.

Great.

I had agreed to meet up with my friends at this café in the shopping district, since we were going to a Veronica concert later today, but because of certain circumstances, it appeared that I was going to be late. Extremely late. Especially if I didn’t figure out something quick.

They had told me it was only a few blocks away from the mall we normally frequent, but I had been walking around in circles for the past half hour.

I frowned and pulled my phone out of my pocket to take one more good look at the map. It says the café is around the block where the mall and train station are at, but I’ve walked by that area about one thousand times already and saw nothing.

With a small sigh, I pocketed my phone and began to walk to where the map was telling me to go. Again.

I had my doubts about actually finding the café after having searched the same area so many times, but maybe the 1001th time is the charm.

By the time I reached the train station, I felt my patience begin to wear thin. It’s the same sight I’ve seen multiple times already.

I turned to look at the train coming from behind me as it slowly started to slow down. Maybe I could ask someone to see if they perhaps know where the café is at.

I took in a deep breath and swallowed up the shame that was beginning to bubble up in my chest, observing the people coming out of the train to decide who looked the most approachable. My eyes landed on this very pretty girl dressed in a business casual attire and decided to go up to talk to her.

“Hey, um-“ I went to tap her shoulder, my phone already in hand to ask for directions. But before I could ask the simple question, she whipped her head around to give me a harsh glare.

The shock of having read this woman wrong sent me stumbling backwards, and I felt myself bump into the person behind me, causing me to quickly turn around to apologize.

I was then met by these cold, blue eyes that looked purple in this lighting and felt my breath hitch. The man looked me from over his shoulder, one hand pulling his mask down, and I could clearly see that he was frowning.

Panic flooded my senses, and I shakily raised my phone to take a good look at my lockscreen. I had to prove to myself that I wasn’t crazy. But once I glaced up from my phone screen, I realized it was exactly who I thought it was.

I gaped at the blonde man, who I now knew was Momochi from Veronica.

He furrowed his eyebrows at me after a few seconds passed without me saying a word. His mouth broke out into a smile after giving me a good look up and down, but he quickly covered it up with his mask. I snapped back to reality when I saw him open his mouth to say something.

“Hey, are you okay?” The shock still hadn’t gone away by that point, so all I could do was stare before nodding a little too enthusiastically. His smile widened at this, and he let out a small chuckle. “I couldn’t help but notice your shirt. I’m looking forward to seeing you at our show tonight.”

I felt my face heat up, and I quickly moved my attention to my shirt, which, embarrassingly enough, was a Veronica shirt I had bought at their previous concert.

Momochi just continued to smile at me, and I watched as his mouth continued to move, letting me know that he was still speaking, but I was not registering anything of what he was saying.

Moments passed, and Momochi waved goodbye before turning around and beginning to walk away. I couldn’t do anything other than stare at his back before I couldn’t see him anymore, and then I finally came back to reality.

I couldn’t believe what happened. I pulled at the hem of my shirt and peeked at the signature that was left in black sharpie, just to confirm that this encounter did, in fact, happen.

The rest of the day was blurry to me, as I kept replaying my whole interaction with Momochi, my idol, in my head.

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thank you for taking the time to read this! i would really appreciate any feedback if y’all would like. sorry if it’s a bit ooc. i’m kind of new to writing dearvo stuff, but i hope to improve more as i continue writing for this series 🥺

this drabble was inspired by this fanart on twitter by talented mizuki1101126 so please consider giving them a follow!

#dear vocalist #rejet #momochi dearvo #ディアヴォーカリスト #ディアヴォー #momochi writes

[kaisumisucreations]

in case any of you are curious, yes my arms have completely healed by now!

the reason i haven’t drawn much despite all my ideas/wips is because for the 1001th time ive fallen in love with spore again and ive made so many little guys.

the next time i get a good ole art kick i’m most probably going to doodle some of them

#kaisu speaks #spore #spore game

[significant-ace-nnoyance]

1001th post 💁‍♀️

what i’m hearing is i spend too much time ranting to little gay people online about little gay people 😭 love u guys

[bunny-lou]

I read your LVT post and congrats !!! I don’t know you but I’m sure you’re very good at your job so I’m glad you had a good shift where you sorta realised your king/queen moment! 😅 I’m really happy for you that you were able to help those two dogs and feel confident doing it! Believe in yourself!! ✊🏻✊🏻✌🏻✌🏻

(In reference to this post)

Thank you so much! It was a big moment for me! I like to think I'm good at my job, but there's sooooo much to learn! The head doctor tells me 'every aspect of this job is hard until you do it a 1000 times. After the 1001th time, then it can start to get easier' and it's so true! But I've come a long way in learning about xray positioning, calculating drug dosages, working our surgery equipment and how to help clients and their pets :)

Plus, only one of those dogs needed surgery! We removed the sock for one of them and the second dog ended up pooping out 6 dish sponges!!!

If anyone is new to my blog, you may not know that last year, I took my medical boards in secret and when I passed and got my license in the mail, I wrapped it up and gave it to my work as a late Christmas present :) I got 3 of the 4 doctor's reactions on camera because I was so excited and they were so proud of me!

#vet tech #personal #asks #bangtansosodone

[paging-dr-baizhu]

630/750 to Rep Level 8. So, 120 left. I was finally able to finish the reputation quests. I wasn't finding the NPC to start In Search of Lost Time and had an empty quest menu. But then I was wandering around looking for occuli and realized that I hadn't been to:

This place. Or at least not recently? Either way, got it done. Tomorrow, I will be able to get my beautiful, beautiful blueprint that will help me find the last occuli. (After I do another look on my own, though. I have nine left and that seems a bit wasteful)

Fountain level 30! Any more I collect I'll just be banking until the next patch.

This is my 1001th post on here. 1001 reblogged fan arts, thoughts on the game, updates on my progress, and the occasional gardening post. Wee! 🎉

#genshin impact #pdb plays gi

[ursbearhug]

There is this thought in me about how we utilize language.

Like, I hate how we police language use sometiems. It's not that I want folks walking around throwing N words left and right. But at the same time, I tire of reading or hearing "q slur" or "the F word" or "dyke is a slur".

For one reason and one reason only; it's not to up to anyone how language will apply to a unit. It's like if someone calls themselves transsexual and not transgender, why is it your business? Oh, they called you that and you didn't like it? Maybe instead of going for a Twitter war and canceling process, just politely explain to them that it's not how you like to be addressed to and correct them. There is this Korean saying akin to "Many droplets of water can pierce a stone eventually". Correct someone until the effect is there. Learning through practice. 1001th time is a charm.

Back in August I met and befriended(???) first trans person. Turns out we were going to middle school together. We almost has the same girlfriend too. That's where I also invented reverse transphobia, when I forgot that she came out few years ago not almost a decade ago and I was like "but she (my ex gf) wasn't bisexual???".

And I catch myself fucking up verb forms for her a lot.

But there is a clear difference between doing this out of malice and doing this by random chance.

Me calling my other gay friends faggots, and especially dumb or stupid faggots, isn't the same as politician going on twitter or some skinhead spitting on me on the street.

Beside, folks will be talking about reclaiming slurs as if they're not calling each other "bitch" every five second. Like girl slay but also give me a fucking break.

If folks want to call themselves queer just mind your own fucking business. My friends call me "honorary dyke" or "unfuckable lesbian", I call them stupid faggots, everyone's happy I've never heard any complaints.

#percy does things #will delete later

[vidalinav]

I swear I’m trying to finish this fic today. I want it out of my life.

#I’m always angry writing lol #this can’t be good for my blood pressure #should I quit for health reasons #queue me complaining for 1001th time #again I never remember the pain until I feel the pain again

[apple-bottom-jeansx]

Thousand and One Nights connected to James and Cordelia Theory

as promised! written out coherently this time.

In “All The Stories Are True”, the story James and Cordelia were given was “Thousand and One Nights” (TON). The quote from the book is “The wise storyteller knew that she had to keep the tale fascinating. She couldn’t let the king’s attention wander for even a minute”. The story in Thousand and One Nights is that a woman, Scheherezade, told stories for 1001 nights to distract the king from executing her. We know that James and Cordelia talk about their marriage as a ruse, a story they must tell to save Cordelia’s reputation and James from jail.

One interesting thing about this story is that by the 1001th night, Scheherezade had told enough stories and survived for long enough that king and her had actually built a life together and so he let her live and they lived the rest of their lives together. (there is actually not a lot about this book on the internet that isn’t behind a paywall so let me know if anything I say is wrong). I don’t think the ending of this story is significant enough to effect/show James and Cordelia’s story, but it’s something I’ll note – that the story ends with the couple together.

One thing I find of particular interest is in Chapter 5, The King is Dead, when Cordelia and James are playing chess together. Now, we know that chess is symbolic of their relationship. They play chess for the first time during this chapter, and I find it relating to the quote from the book. Cordelia “moved her queen into a position that threatened both a night and his king”. In chess, the king is the piece you protect at all costs because when it’s gone you lose the game. James at this time was completely focused on Cordelia and not at all on the game. In his awe, he made a mistake in his next move, allowing Cordelia to win the game. I honestly believe this is a good thing for their relationship. If it is related back to TON, this would mean that they will in the end be together. I know we all think they’re going to end up together because they have to, but it’s nice to have support. I also think there is a lot to analyze with chess, but I’ll keep it to just this for now because I’m trying to keep the focus TON.

Another important piece is when Cordelia tells her story and dances in front of the Hell Ruelle. She tells the Tale of Tawaddud. In this story, Tawaddud asks to be brought before the caliph to prove she is the wisest in the land. She makes her case before him, even proves herself multiple times over. The caliph decides she is so beautiful and so wise that he grants her “whatever it was she wanted – all the wishes of her heart”. After Cordelia’s performance, she immediately connects with James in a non-platonic way (the whispering room scene). She loves James, you could say he is the desire of her heart, and she gets him (momentarily) after the story. To me there are similarities between Tawaddud’s story and Cordelia’s.

I am also choosing to interpret this in a different way. I would argue that the wish of Cordelia’s heart is to be a hero. She was a hero during the final battle with Belial in ChOG. However, she still feels the pull to be a hero because the problem is not truly solved. Combined with her being wise and her getting the wishes of her heart, I think that she may be the one to strike the final blow against Belial. She is also already set up for this with Cortana, but this story connecting to her really pushes me toward believing that.

as always, if you have any thoughts please share them with me!

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#chain of thorns theory #chain of thorns theories #chain of iron #choi #chain of thorns #chog #the last hours #tlh #the last hours theories #the last hours theory #tlh theories #tlh theory #shadowhunters #james herondale #cordelia carstairs #herondaisy #jordelia

[alltoolewis]

7 with jadon ❤️

"Can i touch you"~ jadon Sancho

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"Baby please just let me hold youuu" jadon whines for the 1001th time today.

"Noo please just go away! Just go play the xbox or something i don't want you getting sick"

You've been ill for the past few days, normally when people are ill they become more needy but not you, you distant yourself from everyone and everything. Especially know you live with jadon and how tight his schedule is at the moment with a possible euro call up, you just couldn't risk it.

Sighing dramatically he left the room, your eyes finally close hoping that you can know have 2 minutes of peace without your needy boyfriend but as soon as your eyes closed the door swings open. Opening your eyes to see jadon with 2 cups of hot chocolate and your favourite hot water bottle.

"Jayyyyy" you whined as he made his way over making train noises, claiming to be 'dropping off' the hot chocolate before swiftly moving to his side of the bed, giving you the biggest puppy dog and pouting.... your biggest weakness.

"Fine" you sternly say, lifting up the cover while moving over "but you stay on your side.. do not come bear"

Surprisingly he listened... well for a good 15 minutes until you have to run to the toilet again feeling the urge to throw up. Jadon followed you in pulling your hair back before you had the chance to push him away.

After you finished, jadon flushed the toilet while you brushed your teeth and made your way back into your bed.

Jadon watching from the bathroom, heart breaking as he sees you crawl back into the bed breaking out into another coughing fit.

Making his way back under the covers he gently taps your shoulder "baby girl?" Not having the energy to talk you let out a low hum.

"Can i hold you? Please i feel like you need a hug" turning aroung to see the man of your dreams with the biggest smile on his face as you crawl into his arms tucking your head into his neck.

And finally for the first time in 2 days you could fall asleep.

#jadon sancho blurb #jadon sancho #jadon sancho imagine