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swagatron9 · 2 years

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I’ll be off on my monthly break where I disappear from tumblr and not post a single thing until I get the inspiration. See you all when ever i guess.

#disappear #break #tumblr #goodbye #fortnite dancing #slashers #slasher memes #Michael Myers #Jason voorhees #Freddy Krueger #bo Sinclair #Brahms heelshire #bubba sawyer #billy lenz #billy loomis #Stu macher #Vincent Sinclair #asa emory #Thomas Hewitt

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xoxo-bunnydumpling · 2 years

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The coworker that doesn't like me told me I'm not allowed to eat my lunch until lunchtime (my lunch hour is at one) but it's 10am and I'm starving so I told her to get wrecked.

"What?"

"Get...wrecked. We can eat whenever we want if it's not busy. I can, you can...it's almost like we're adults that don't really need to be micromanaged. It's not busy and I wanna eat so...I'm gonna."

"WHERE IS ELI?"

"Office."

I like fucking with her now. Because I'm petty and because Eli is the most easygoing boss these people have ever had and the fact that she wants to make him less so is just...annoying.

Front desk is steps away from the office, so she does a pointed, and frankly very extra, roundabout on me and flings the door open.

"Oh hey...come on in I guess?" (Literally the ONLY pet peeve he has is about at least knocking before barging into his office). She leaves the door open so I can hear her complain about me.

I don't wear makeup.

I don't dress nice enough.

I use the bathroom too much.

I don't even have a degree.

You can't just hire your wife, can you?

I told her to get wrecked.

And and and...I eat when it's not lunch time.

I hear his chair creak back. "It wasn't very nice of her to say that and I will talk to her about it. We always want to be respectful to each other, of course. Anything else?"

"Will you address my other concerns with her?"

"No."

"Why not?"

"Those aren't really your concerns to have. They have nothing to do with you and are not against policy at all. You are also free to use the bathroom or eat your lunch whenever you would like to."

"But she's in there a lot...and she is always eating."

His chair creaks again. "Look...let me just level with you. I can't tell a pregnant employee that she can't pee. That's definitely in the rules." Ohhhh noooo. He's just made a hell of a slip and caught it because he starts talking VERY FAST. "Also, I refuse to tell any of you that you can't pee whenever you want because that's just...weird and controlling and I'm never going to be that guy."

"Eli, honestly do you really think it's appropriate to be your pregnant wife's boss?"

"I'm not her boss. Darren is. I'm just willing to ask her not to tell you to get wrecked as a courtesy to you because you do such good work for me, and have for a long time."

She's not taking the compliment, and demands the district office number. I hear some clicking, and when I lean back to peek in, he's dialing it for her. "I'll give you some privacy, let me know if they need to speak to me directly."

He comes out and shuts the door behind him...surrendering his office to a bitchy old crone. He looks slightly annoyed, and I don't know what else to do but dab. He doesn't smile so I get up and floss. At this point he's waiting to see how many dumb Fortnite dances I can do so I launch into an Orange Justice. That finally gets a smile. "Okay okay...don't break your hip over it."

Some kids have seen me and are now all doing their own very cute and wiggly versions of every dance they know. Eli steps in to checkout. "Sorry for the wait, let's get you rung up...unless you wanna dance first then I can wait until at least 6pm."

Of course they keep going, a little boy coming behind the desk to pull Eli out and attempt to teach him how to floss. He can't do it. He really goes for it though, bless his heart.

Angela reaches around me into the printer tray. "Why did you marry him again?"

"Needed someone to reach the top shelf for me. The struggle is real."

#hot librarian chronicles #husband material #get rekt #I'm obviously super professional #fortnite dancing #i should just quit

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bumblebeem · 9 months

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Optimus Fortnite dances….

#optimus prime #fortnite #transformers optimus #rotb optimus #maccadam #transformersedit #optimus #rotb optimus prime #fortnite dance #op #my edits

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thoodleoo · 5 days

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when you understand one line in a song in a language you're learning

#ho bisogno di te *fortnite dancing*

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amavaria · 10 months

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Canonically cringe 14 year olds

#mp100 #mob psycho 100 #Fortnite #fortnite dance #my art

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noritaro · 9 months

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I love you fortnite Optimus

#optimus prime #transformers #maccadam #nori art #the fortnite Optimus doing the Phut Hon dance video got me #CHOKED UP ON THE FLOOR SCREAMING AND-

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alanide-art · 5 months

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is 12am

myes perfect time to model my babygirl

#tpoh #the property of hate #b3d #he's not rigged #yet #seeing click teepoh possibly doing a fortnite dance? motivation to learn yes #he's just standing there like it's his turn on the xbox #fanart #artposting #gif warning #click

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doctor-dt · 2 years

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realized i never actually drew art about sans' victory and decided i needed to change that

#i literally traced a screenshot of the fortnite default dance for the first one #so yes quick doodles uwu #sans #undertale #sanssweep #WHY IS UNDERTALE STILL TRENDING UNDER THE QUEEN #sans v reigen #edit: not me exposing people to the tootsie roll one IM SORRY #i too had to look it up #absolutely awful

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sleepyghostmp3 · 2 months

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Sans Undertale does the Boogie Down in the Underground

#pixel art #pixelart ドット絵 #gif #animation #8 bit #ドット絵 #pixelart #undertale #loop #fortnite #emote #dance #tiktok #boogie down #sans #sans undertale #deltarune

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conniemcfalcon · 1 year

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Darkiplier vs antisepticeye 2 bouta be crazy

#/j for y'all #markiplier #jacksepticeye #yes they are fortnite default dancing #and anti is making a mess

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wyndlerunner · 4 months

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The little montage of Percy during capture the flag acting like an actual 12 year old was just so tender

#standing there doing a Fortnite dance? perfection #these children are actually children!#and it’s absolutely going to break my heart to watch them suffer #percy jackson #percy jackon and the olympians #Percy Jackson and the Olympics #the lightning thief #Percy Jackson tv show

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bumblebeem · 9 months

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I can't get into Fortnite because of real life commitments and whatnot, so I can't get Optimus prime, so please, I will beg and plead, post more Optimus doing his silly little emotes for so I can get more serotonin. ;3;