#frostknyte

[lwde-encrusted-sideblog]

Ruby: Good morning Penny!

Yang: 'Morning Pen.

Penny: *Rubbing her jaw* Good Morning Rub.

Ruby: What happened? You alright?

Penny: Yes I am, I simply engaged in an ... Impromptu Mandibular Exercise last night.

Yang: *Sniff* Hew! You're breath stinks Penny.

Penny: Apologies! I haven't brushed my teeth yet!

Weiss: *Stumbling in, half naked, not noticing the sisters* Good morning Honey~ *Kiss, followed by giggles* Hm~ I can still Taste Jaune and I on your lips~

Weiss: *Walking into the kitchen* I'm just getting the two of us some water, but we'd love if you came back to bed after your breakfast~ PLease don't leave us waiting for too long~

R+Y:

Penny: *Blushing* ... I have not lied in any of my previous statements.

Penny: *Throat Clear* Now if you'll pardon me, I have someone- Something I need to do! *She begins shoveling food into her mouth*

#rwby #jaune arc #rwby shitpost #ruby rose #weiss schnee #yang xiao long #penny polendina #arculus rift #frostbyte #rwby frostbyte #whiteknight #rwby whiteknight #frostknyte #rwby frostknyte #ot3 #jaune x penny x weiss

[littlelewdmable]

Penny: Over the last year, Good-Boyfriend-Jaune and I have spent overt 1500 hours testing to make sure my rear is the most humpable rear end possible.

Weiss: ...So you had sex for over 4 hours every day for a whole year?

Penny: Precisely. Do you have any more questions?

Weiss: ...Would you be willing to share?

#rwby #rwby smut #weiss schnee #penny polendina #dog!faunus jaune #arculus rift #frostknyte #white knight

[howi99]

Yang: So, how's the dilf in sheep clothing?

Weiss: *out of breath after the morning training* He manhandled me like if i was a naughty kid!

Yang: That sound... Oddly kinky?

Weiss: *roll her eyes* I wished. He was mainly telling me everything that was wrong with my fighting style! Said i didn't use my glyphs and summons enough. Though the way he look so serious does make me want him even more~

Yang: Yeah, Penny was not the same. Damn does she hit like a truck now.

Weiss: *not even listening to Yang, drooling thinking about Jaune* His cocky smile every time he dodged me. His genuine smile when i managed to hit him. The way he took me by the throat and-

Yang: Weiss, i'm not blake, i don't want to know what happens in your weird fantasy!

Weiss: *drooling even more* I wish i was the meat between the buns that are Jaune and Penny~

Yang: Weiss!?

#jaune arc #rwby #rwby au #jaune is a genius au #weiss shnee #yang xiao long #frostknyte

[rwby-encrusted-blog]

Penny: Auriel, Mary-Annette! Please pick up your toys before your father gets home, you know he'll trip over them!

Auriel Arc-Polendina: Okay Mama!

Mary-Annette Arc-Polendina: Yes Ma!

Jaune: Too late, but you should still pick them up.

Mary+Auriel: Dada/Daddy!

Jaune: *Hugging them* It feels like you've grown in the few hours I've been gone! Growing right in front of my eyes!

Jaune: *Hugging Penny* Good afternoon Honey.

Penny: You are home early. I assume Oscar saw fit to give you the rest of the day off?

Jaune: Yeah. I missed you~

Penny: I missed you to.

*They lean into to kiss each other, so close Penny can almost feel his lip against hers*

~Vacuo Desert, 3:00 am~

Penny: *Sits up so fast she hits her head on the upper bunk* OH MOTHER OF PEARL!

Weiss: PENNY! Penny are you okay?

Penny: I am ... I had an odd dream and the shock awakened me. I simply hit my head against your bunk and need an Cooling pack if you could get me one.

Weiss: *Cooling a handkerchief, slipping into her * Here, Do you want to talk about the dream?

Penny: No, I'd just like to 'sit' on it.

Weiss: Okay. You would like me to stay here?

Penny: Please do.

~The Next Night~

Weiss: Argent, Wash your hands, Dinner will be ready soon.

Argent Schnee-Polendina: Okay Mama! I love you!

Weiss: I love you to, but please do wash your hands.

Penny: *Kissing Argent's Cheeks* Actually, dinner is ready.

Weiss: You're very efficient Penny. *Hooking her arms around Penny's shoulders* It's why I love you~

~~~~~

Penny: *Sits up so fast she hits her head on the upper bunk. Again* GOSH DARN IT NOT AGAIN!

Jaune: PENNY WHAT HAPPENED!

Penny: *Blushing* Oh- I- Ow! I had an odd dream and hit my head again. Like last night.

Jaune: Are you alright? Your face is red.

Penny: I'm fine, just ... I bit flustered this has occurred twice.

Jaune: Would it help if I slept next to you? It helped my little sisters to cling to someone.

Penny: *Blushing slightly harder* yes, I believe that would help ...

~The Next night~

Penny: *In a great big cuddle pile with Weiss, Jaune, and their kids*

~~~~~

*THUMP*

Penny: MOTHER FU-

#rwby #jaune arc #weiss schnee #penny polendina #rwby shitpost #frostbyte #rwby frostbyte #arculus rift #circuit breaker #robotic knight #frostknyte

[epic-arc]

FrostKnyte Shorts

Jaune was at the coffee maker eating until his Nora arrive and sat next to him with an expression of curiosity on hers face. Jaune would notice and sigh and look at her.

Nora: Did you and Weiss create your own way of complimenting and saying you two love Penny?

Jaune blushed slightly and drank some water and looked at Nora.

Jaune: Sometimes we use Morse code or binary numbers because she likes translating them and it makes her happy.

Nora: Aw that's so sweet jaune. Thank you for clearing this doubt, sorry for any inconvenience.

Jaune wandered around a little and would pat his daughter-in-law's head, who had a smile on her face and stood up leaving the cafe. Jaune's scroll vibrated and he saw some messages from Penny saying that he was going on a mission so he and Weiss would send her two codes.

Jaune: . ..- / . … .--. . .-. --- / --.- ..- . / …- --- -.-. . / - . -. …. .- / ..- -- .- / --- - .. -- .- / -- .. … … .- --- / . / - . -. …. .- / -.-. ..- .. -.. .- -.. --- .-.-.- (I hope you have a great mission and be careful.)

Weiss:.. / … .- -.-- / - …. . / … .- -- . .-.-.- / .. ..-. / -.-- --- ..- / .-- .- -. - --..-- / .-- …. . -. / -.-- --- ..- / -.-. --- -- . / -… .- -.-. -.- / .-- . / -.-. .- -. / .-- .- - -.-. …. / - …. .- - / -.. --- -.-. ..- -- . -. - .- .-. -.-- / .- -… --- ..- - / -… . - - .- -….- ..-. .. … …. / - …. .- - / -.-- --- ..- / .-.. .. -.- . .-.-.- ( I say the same. If you want, when you come back we can watch that documentary about betta-fish that you like.)

Penny: Hehe I love you both so much!!!

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Weiss would return from a stressful day at work and both Jaune and Penny noticed this so after seeing Weiss laying in bed they joined her to keep her company.

Penny: Do you want me to activate my relaxation mode?

Weiss: Yes please...

Penny activates this mode, making her body vibrate slightly and her body temperature become a comforting heat. Jaune saw this and get up and grab some snacks and turn on the TV, leaving it on a program that Weiss liked and the 3 of them were watching and eating and Weiss was having some tears of joy.

Weiss(Mind): Why therapy if I have these two!

#rwby #jaune arc #weiss schnee #penny polendina #rwby shitpost #white knight #frostknyte #PennyWeiss #arculus rift #nora valkyrie

[notmaplemable]

Private

Weiss: What do you want to do for our date night this week, dear?

Penny: I think I would like to stay in this week and cuddle.

Weiss: Did you not like what we did last week?

Penny: Oh no, I quite enjoyed the lingerie shopping.

Weiss: ...

R_BYJNOR: ...

Penny: I just wish to have some private quality time on this occasion. Maybe we can watch a movie? I've heard good things about Wall-E.

#rwby #rwby shitpost #weiss schnee #penny polendina #frostknyte

[pilot-boi]

I have a good few Ship names if I may

Yang/Sun/Jaune: Mellow Yellow (Romantic) or Blond Brigade (Plat.)

Yang/Sun/Jaune/Weiss: Bananas Foster

Yang/Sun/Jaune/Weiss/Blake: YellowPages

Penny/Weiss/Jaune: Frostknyte

Ghira/Kali/Summer/Qrow: Tropical Depression

Blake/Yang/Velvet/Coco: Bumbled Shot

You certainly may! These are all very good, I love the focus on our favourite blondes. And the inclusion of a platonic trio name, thanks so much :]

I will add these to The Sheet

#rwby #yang xiao long #jaune arc #sun wukong #weiss schnee #blake belladonna #penny polendina #shipping spreadsheet #mine #anonymous #asks #ghira belladonna #kali belladonna #summer rose #qrow branwen #velvet scarlatina #coco adel

[disasterhumans]

frostknyte replied to your post “Other early TM gems: Marisha was considering Cleric or Bard for her...”

Beau casting vicious mockery like 

Beau: HEY I WROTE YOU A SONG!!! 

Enemy: ? 

Beau: IT GOES LIKE THIS *strums* YOU’RE A BITCH!!!!

god this is so valid she would 100% do this.

also can you imagine how unimpressed Bard!Beau would be watching Molly trying to cast Vicious Mockery?? Like, really? Is that really the best you can do? Weak sauce, obnoxious one.

Molly: *tries to be eloquently scathing; fails hard*

Beau: EAT SHIT AND DIE monster: *drops dead*

#frostknyte #critical role #beauregard #replies

[smoria]

@frostknyte True. That’s why I wasn’t surprised when they started to make out. I was like:

Margaret got preachy Jesus thirsty, but Montana gave me vibes she let crazy psychos raw her on the regular.

#everyone here needs some water #ahs: 1984 #ahs #american horror story #imitation horror #1984 #smoria replies #frostknyte #it was not a surprise

[kimabutch]

For the CR song recs, Wanderers Lullaby by Adriana Figueroa is such a Vax song (and one of my favorites) and I always imagine it playing whenever he interacts the Raven Queen and it’s super feelsy and it seems very “on brand” for him.

OK OH JEEZ ALRIGHT.

SO I fucking LOVE Adriana Figueroa. I’ve been following her since Legend of Korra started airing and her songs are amazing, and Wanderer’s Lullaby is one of my personal biggest comfort songs and what I play when I’m really upset. ALSO I’ve had it on my Keyleth playlist for a little while now cause it’s so perfect for her (especially cause it was originally written for Korra and Keyleth is sort of the Exandrian Avatar.)

ANYWAYS all that aside (I’m just happy other people know/like this song!) I think it works well for Vax & his interactions with the RQ. Especially:

“In your eyes there is doubt/ As you try to figure it out/ But that's not what life is about/ So have faith there's a way”

Just fits so well for his doubts about faith and learning to understand death and life and gahhhh I love Vax so much.

Come yell at me about the songs that remind you of Critical Role! I’m making a giant playlist! (Song masterpost | CR music tag)

#critical role #cr music #frostknyte

[lwde-encrusted-sideblog]

Yang: So Jaune ... What's the Bedroom like?

Jaune: Excuse me?

Yang: I mean You, Weiss, and Penny? Two of the most Repressed people on the Planet? I can't imagine they're just pure, sweet cuddles and loving in the sack.

Jaune: ... Y'know what, just so you get off my back about it, Yes. They have a variety of Kinks, and I am often more than happy to help them explore said Kinks.

Yang: Do they ever go Word War style on you?

Jaune: ... What???

Yang: World War style? Weiss is German, Penny Italian, you're french? They Double team you?

Jaune: No. Hold on. What on earth makes you think that's okay to ask like that? What is wrong with you?

~~~~~

Weiss: She really asked that?

Penny: I believe Yang would do that, but I do not believe that analogy is apt.

Jaune: What do you mean?

Penny: *Hugging Weiss From behind* Historically Italians are known for surrendering in the World Wars, and France is known for falling during Wars, unless they are revolutionary.

Penny: *Pressing Weiss in to Jaune's Chest* But the only one that has no choice to surrender is our little Snow Angel~

Weiss: *Horny Meltdown*

#rwby #jaune arc #rwby shitpost #yang xiao long #weiss schnee #penny polendina #frostknyte #arculus rift #whiteknight #frostbyte #rwby frostbyte

[thedragonemperess]

A Magical Fanny Pack? More Likely Than You Think

Notes: Based on this post. This sucks, and Imma edit it a bit more before posting it on Ao3 and Wattpad, but this is the basic one shot.

Fandom: JATP

Tags: @michelangelinda @frostknyte @maebhsnoop24 @ghostinyour-arms @alexthe-anxious @strangeradventures

Something noticeable about Alex is that he never goes anywhere without his fanny pack. It doesn’t matter how out-of-fashion or stupid it looks with the rest of his outfit, he always had it on him. It stood out compared to his other pieces of clothing, being a solid black, but he wore it nonetheless.

It came in handy, though. It was a nice place to carry his inhaler, and it kept a million different note for school. Not to mention candy, hand sanitizer, hair bands, wet wipes, sheet music, and a spare pair of Bobby’s reading glasses.

In other words, it held a lot. They often joked about it being bottomless or magic, which was truer than they knew,

Willie’s uncle, Caleb, had given it to him after Willie and him started dating two years ago. It was kind of like one of those scenes in the movies where the protagonist gets a cursed or mystical object they they were given a (vague or specific, depending on the movie) warning about said object. Of course, the protagonist ends up ignoring the warning (which isn’t always their fault, since the warnings are so damn vague) later o in the movie.

Wille pulled him into the house, Alex struggling to keep up.

“Willie! Hold on a second!” Alex stated, attempting to talk him out of this.

“Why? What’s wrong, hotdog?”

“‘Hotdog’? I sure hope that’s not referring to what I think it is.”

“Gah!!”

Alex and Willie jumped, not having heard anyone approach. Alex looked to the man behind Willie, while Willie turned around.

‘I guess I’m too late.’

“Oh! No! It’s a, uh, it’s a reference to how we first met. Haven‘t I told you that story?” Willie started, trying to ease some of the tension that had built.

Caleb shook his head slightly. “I would have remembered if you did.”

“Oh. Well, this is Alex!” he exclaimed, moving to the side in order to let him into view. Caleb looked him over, as if judging him.

‘This is it. He’s gonna decide that he doesn’t like me and me and Willie are through.’

Caleb looked back up to his face. “Take your shoes off at the door, then come into the dining room. I have something to give you.” Once he finished, he turned on his heal and walked out.

Alex let out a sigh of relief. “Is he always like this?” he asked once Caleb was out of earshot.

“Intimidating? No. Intense? Yes,” Willie answered, pushing off his shoes with his feet.

When the finally walked into the dining room, Cale/was sitting alone at the table the fanny pack. They sat down across from him, waiting for him to speak first. Before he did, he handed the pack to Alex, who took it gently.

“Thank you,” he said, trying his best to be polite.

“It’s no problem. Now, be careful with what you read fir in there, you could potentially pull out something very dangerous,” he warned, his hands out in front of him, gesturing to it.

“I- what?”

Willie playfully bumped him in the arm. “Ignore him, he’s just being dramatic.”

“I’m being very serious. Be careful with that.”

“Um, okay, got it,” Alex answered, barely touching the object anymore. Are there any more warnings I should have?”

“Yes, actually,” he leaned in closer, “Don’t hurt my nephew.”

“Yessir,” he replied, nodding frantically.”

Willie rolled his eyes. “Really, Caleb?”

“What? I’m just trying to make sure he knows the rules.”

Looking back on it, it didn’t make much sense to give a 15 year old such a potentially dangerous item. But he’s 17 now, and nothing bad has happened, so he figured he was just mess with him. The warning remained in his mind though, and was one of the reasons he always made sure to close his closet door at night, but he was otherwise able to relax around it. Somewhat.

Now, the band had just finished practice and were relaxing. They were mostly joking around, and just having fun together.

“Hey, Julie? Do you have anything to drink in here? I’m really thirsty,” Reggie asked from his spot on the couch.

“I’m sure Alex has something in his fanny pack,” Luke, who was sitting on the piano, joked.

Alex rolled his eyes, but decided to play along. He unzipped it and reached inside, pretending to grab something.

“Yeah, hold on, let me check—” he trailed off, pulling out a bottle of wafter. “What the hell....??”

“How was that able to fit in there?” Julie asked, shocked.

“Forget that, how did it get in there in the first place?!” Willie pointed out.

“I told you to be careful about what you reached in there for.”

“Ahh!!” they all yelled, jumping in their seats.

“Uncle Caleb! You need to stop doing that!”

Caleb ignored Willie’s remarks and directed his attention towards Alex.

“That Fanny fanny pack is magic. Whatever you reach in there for, you’ll get. Use it cautiously and wisely, though, or else there will be consequences,” Caleb explained.

“I- Why would you give me this?!”

Caleb shrugged. “It didn’t look good on me; I thought it would on you. Now, come on Willie, we need to open up the Hollywood Night Club.”

Wille gave a small wave to the others. “I’ll see you guys later.”

They all said a quick goodbye to Willie, and then they turned around to leave.

“Wait! How were you able to make the fanny pack do that?” Julie called out to Caleb.

Caleb froze, and turned to look over his shoulder.

“Let’s just say that I have friends on the other side of Hollywood.”

And with that, and a puff of purple smoke, he was gone.

“Caleb! Will you please stop doing that!”

#jatp #willex #julie and the phantoms #jatp fanfic #fanfiction #marie writes kind of

[howi99]

Weiss: Hey Penny, i was wondering how you and Jaune are adapting to being back on remnant?

Penny: Well, for me it wasn't that difficult. Though the normality of this world does seem a bit too calm for me. No dragon or jackalope outside Juniper and her babies, no magical sentient paper people or anything of the sort. It's... Weird how normal everything is.

Weiss: *nod*

Penny: As for Jaune... Well...

______

Jaune: *looking at all his "old" stuff* It feels like a dream. I feel like my real life was the ever after and that remnant never existed.

Penny: ...

Jaune: *looking at a photo of him with his sisters, all looking happy* Can you believe it? I forgot their faces, their voices... And even now, i still lack the courage to speak with them. I feel like they won't recognize me or even worse, that i won't recognize them!

Penny: Jaune...

Jaune: I'm not the same as i was before. We both know that i'm not truly the same Jaune as everyone knew. Everyone knows that.

Penny: *putting her hand on his shoulder* Dear, you might have changed. But deep down, you are still the dorky idiot who took me to a garage for our first date. You are still the loving man who took his time to repair me when i was about to die. And you are and will forever be the man i plan to be with forevermore. *Hugs him*

Jaune: ... Thank you.... *Hugs back*

_______

Weiss: should we ask his sister to come? We still have her number on our scroll.

Penny: I think he needs to go at his own pace for now. Maybe a week, maybe a month.

#jaune arc #rwby #rwby au #jaune is a genius au #penny polendina #weiss schnee #frostknyte

[rwby-encrusted-blog]

Jaune: *Cupping Penny's Cheeks, Kissing her repeatedly*

Penny: *is Kissed*

Weiss: What is Jaune doing?

Ruby: Kissing Penny's Freckles.

Weiss: Cute, but Ultimately pointless.

Ruby: That seems a bit harsh-

Weiss: *Walking towards them* Clearly he needs assistance, And I shall be the one to help!

Ruby: ...

#rwby #jaune arc #ruby rose #weiss schnee #penny polendina #arculus rift #white knight #frostbyte #frostknyte

[lildark1]

frostknyte replied to your post: Is this the first humanoid that Caleb has burned...

I don’t think it is, probably because it was forgotten in whatever frenzy they were in (not to mention he fact that the hand may not even be human enough to count) but still, it’s progress

Yeah I figured it may be he just forgot, or something else, but I like the idea that he’s getting better and can at the very least realize who is innocent and who is an enemy when he burns them. 

Progress!

#frostknyte

[notmaplemable]

Jaune: *Nibbling on Penny's arm*

Penny: I'm rather used to Boyfriend-Jaune nibbling on me.

Penny: But Friend-Weiss-

Weiss: *Nibbling on her other arm*

Penny: -I'm rather puzzled by.

Weiss: I can explain.

#rwby #frostknyte #frostbyte #arculus rift #shark!faunus jaune #jaune arc #weiss schnee #squirrel!faunus weiss #penny polendina