#fuck boi

[transformattion]

Influence

Eric's dad Michael wanted his son to be a straight, tiktok influencer boy. Instead he had a son who was gay and although he had tiktok, he didn't post anything alongside any of the other social media apps. Michael was also homophobic and didn't agree with the whole "lgbtq" stuff.

"Son why don't you just post on tiktok?" Michael asks.

"Because I don't want to dad." Eric replies in his typical "gay" voice.

"Why not?" Michael asks.

"Because it's cringe and also I'm gay dad." Eric answers.

"Look I've tried being supportive of this whole gay thing but now you're just crossing the line." Michael says.

"You're an only child and I need you to carry out the families legacy. For some odd reason it didn't work on you." Michael adds.

"What do you mean?" Eric asks.

"Why don’t you want to be a straight boy with a six pack and a jawline to die for?" Michael asks.

"It's weird and that's not me you sad homophobe!" Eric says angry.

"Why is it weird? I think it would be awesome! And so what I'm a homophobe I don't care." Michael says.

"I've had it up to here with your lifestyle. It's wrong." Michael says.

"Everyone should support the lgbtq+ community! You're just jealous that I'm better than you and you're probably gay yourself." Eric says.

"How dare you associate me with that stuff!" Michael says fuming.

"Everyone should be gay. Gay is the way!" Eric says.

"I disagree. Girls like straight boys. If all boys were gay, there would be a shortage of boyfriends for girls. Plus if all boys are gay, nobody could ever have babies." Michael says.

"And?" Eric says.

"If there were no babies, humanity would die out. And that would be very bad." Michael says.

"Well then there would be no more homophobes." Eric says.

"And plus what are you going to do, hypnosis isn't real." Eric adds.

"I’m gonna turn you into a straight tiktok influencer boy with a six pack and a jawline to die for and you’re going to get a girlfriend and have babies and be the perfect husband someday." Michael says.

"Ew me a straight tiktok influencer boy." Eric says.

"That’s what you’re gonna be from now on. I’m turning you straight right now, and by the time we are finished, not a single gay thought will touch your mind." Michael says while he begins to hypnotise Eric.

Slowly but surely, the straightening process begins. The completely gay thoughts and feelings start turning into more bisexual thoughts and feelings in Eric's head. His attraction towards girls increases while his attraction towards boys starts to diminish.

"Maybe I should give girls a second try. I still like guys but girls are pretty too." Eric says still in his typical "gay" voice.

"Good. You should totally be into girls. You should start thinking about what girls you want to ask out and stuff." Michael says.

The straightening continues, the gay feelings continue to go away and more and more straight feelings and thoughts come in.

"You are going to be a total ladies man. Girls are going to be all over you, you’re gonna be their dream boy. You’ll be what every girl wants. You’re gonna grow up and have your pick of women. You could get any girl you want, you’re gonna be that attractive." Michael says whilst Eric was still in his trance like state.

"By the time your transformation is finished, you’re not going to even remember that you used to be gay. You’ll just remember being a straight boy who loves girls and thinks they’re the most beautiful things to ever exist. All those blow jobs you gave to guys will change to how many blow jobs you've received from girls. And you'll want to start recording tiktok videos and you will want to become an influencer." Michael adds.

"You also will grow a few inches taller and have a very sharp and defined jaw, girls will want you so badly. All the girls in your classes are going to have crushes on you by the time I’m done. They’re going to swoon over you and beg you to go out with them and beg to be your girlfriend, you’re going to have a new pretty girl crushing on you every week. Girls are going to fall in love with you just by looking at you, they’ll think you’re so hot. You’ll be the hottest guy in your school." Michael says.

"Ok dad." Eric says in a trance like state.

"Okay, get ready for a drastic transformation." Michael says knowing that the physical changes are about to start.

the physical changes begin. Eric's body is instantly sculpted, his face is now perfect, his jaw is sharp and defined, his body is muscular and ripped, his muscles look like those of an athlete. His height also increased a bit, now he is taller than his dad, rocking a solid 6'2. He looks like the perfect straight tiktok boy.

"And your hair." Michael says.

Eric's hair also immediately changes to be a typical straight boy haircut, it looks stylish and trendy, like the haircut all straight boys at school have. His hair fits his head shape perfectly and makes him look even more hot than he already looked. His hair instantly turned fluffy and messy in the most stylish and trendy way possible, it makes him look cute but also hot which perfectly aligns with his straight tiktok influencer boy look.

"Finally your voice and mindset."

Eric's voice drops a couple of octaves and was now deep and masculine. He now only thought of having a girlfriend, sex, sports, being as straight and masculine as possible, and making tiktoks. Mainly thirst traps. He was no longer Eric, he was now Ethan, or @yaboiethan on tiktok.

"Perfect! You are done." Michael says happy.

"Yo dad, I'm gonna go and make a tiktok in my room. The gays love it but I'm only doing it for the hot girls of course." Ethan says in his new masculine voice.

"You do that son, make your dad proud and ask out that girl you like." Michael says.

"Oh yeah Madison, I will dad see ya in a bit." Ethan says.

Eric went from being a gay boy who hated social media, to becoming Ethan, a straight boy who only cared about the big 5: getting a girlfriend, sex, sports, being as straight and masculine as possible, and making tiktoks.

#gay to straight #influencer #tiktok #tiktokboi #transformation #fuck boi

[terpgrrl]

I think the universe is trying to tell me something…

#leave me alone fuck boys #fuck boy #fuck boi #don’t call me #friendship bracelets #I know what I was spelling with the square beads but don’t know where those others came from #I am digging this aesthetic though #the pen isn’t as passive aggressive as it looks #it’s an Eric Nam joke between me and my bestie

[fucktoiboi]

I know I posted last night about wanting rape threats, and I absolutely do want those. But this morning I work up with the need to sink my dick into a slick cunt. I want to grab hold of someone's hips and rut deep into their sweet pussy, while they make desperate little sounds. I could also go for face fucking a cutie, petting their hair while they suck my cock. Who wants to be my fuck doll?

#days like this i really miss my sub #living that tdick morning wood life #fuck boi

[crypt1c-gh0st]

I will not be "famous," or "great." I will go on adventuring, changing, opening my mind and my eyes, refusing to be stamped and stereotyped. The thing is to free one's self: to let it find its dimensions, not be impeded.

#fame #tumblrboy #tumblr gay #adidas #tattooed boys #bodymodification #confidence #creative #beauty #self love #selfie #confident #tumblr famous #fuck boi #alternative boy

[artkaninchenbau]

Crocodile finds a strange stray cat an 11-year old Nico Robin (AU where they met 13 years earlier. Robin's been on the run from the World Government for 3 years. Crocodile's 27 and has not set up base in Alabasta yet)

It seems like I have become possessed. By some sort of demon.

Bonus:

#My art #One Piece #Nico Robin #Sir Crocodile #Y'all the OP brainrot is BAD #According to an SBS Crocodile would absolutely spoil his child rotten if he had one. *We all know how Robin's childhood went* #Scary mofo who does not know how to parent a child but boy does he have the spirit + Child who has never had proper parent in her life #They'd make. An absolute disaster of a duo. This AU concept is so fucking funny to me okay #But also sad because I would fucking die for baby Robin she deserves the fucking world #This poor girl has never been spoiled in her entire life AND NOW PAPADILE IS HERE TO SPOIL HER #You know it's funny. I know 11 yo Robin should LOOK older than 8 year old Robin. But Crocodile is a fucking giant so she's still baby sized #Also I just had too much fun drawing Robin looking as pathetic as humanly possible lmao #She's a like a wet kitten in the rain 😭

[daftmooncretin]

spock’s room decor is actually fucking bonkers. The weapons??? the big red velvet curtain??? like ok phantom of the opera go crazy.

for reference jim’s room has some photos and a plant so we can surmise this is uniquely a spock being a dramatic weirdo thing

#spock baby im sorry but it looks like the backdrop of one of those alpha male podcasts #nurse chapel is stronger then me because if i saw this frat boy ass decor i would have immediately gotten the ick and left #the lack of coherent design is so funny #ALSO CAN WE TALK ABOUT HOW TO CURTAIN IS COVERING THE SHELVES WHICH IS SUCH A SMALL THING BUT IT MAKES ME SO MAD WHY SPOCK WHY #i hope bones never saw this room because he would have a fucking field day #star trek #star trek tos #spirk #jim kirk #spock #tos

[eemamminy-art]

I love that they added these new bits of dialog about how much he likes eggs—

I'M SORRY????

#this is so fucking funny #I love this patch already #truly the way to a man's heart is through his stomach #which is full of raw eggs #baby boy why #are the gains that important #help #sdv #stardew valley #sdv alex #alex mullner

[dykebeckett]

sorry I’m interpreting your cool male character as a butch dyke who sucks. she’s better now

#my best posts #don’t tag this post as your fucking strangest things boys #any other blorbotagging is fine #also zionists get fucked

[tenshiangle]

IT’S CONFIRMED! NICOOOOOOOO

#percy jackson #percy jackon and the olympians #pjo tv show #pjo #nico di angelo #bianca di angelo #i can’t do this rn bro that’s my son #that’s my boy my shining star #this has my fucked up

[bobwess]

#i didn't make this but i fucking almost died when i read it #bean boy

[fillius-fog-radio]

I just learned that fuck boi's in Australia are called pants man. I think in England they should be called trouser twits.

#fuck boy #australia #austria #england #fuck boi

[milligramspoison]

The little sister to this post from like 2 hours ago has been born

#20!! fucking!! years!! #mcr #my chemical romance #my chem #fob #fall out boy #the used

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

while we wait.

may i offer you all a pubby?? lil bby barns?

#i would like to Squeeze Him Full Strength #look at him!!! so proud that he tracked mud everywhere!!! what a good boy!!!! #listen listen. im a cat person. but barnaby..... #in my mind ms beagle is trying to be stern but hes just So Darn Cute #we are ms beagle pov #scribble garnish #welcome home #barnaby b beagle #welcome home puppet show #no okay but real talk the potential of barnaby's backstory has me close to tears #like hes just a little orphaned puppy... he was ORPHANED #WHAT A FUCKING DETAIL TO INCLUDE LIKE???? OWIE???? #did she find him in a waterlogged cardboard box in the rain... just a lil puppy abandoned by the roadside.... #OHHHHHH IM GONNA TEAR UP IF I KEEP THINKING ABOUT IT #who would abandon such a sweet boy.... #listen im weak to animals #but im Especially weak to innocent lil bby animals who are abandoned/orphaned... #like theyre just little guys who deserve all the love in the world... pure and full of love... discarded.... #WAILING AND SOBBING AND EATING YARN LIKE SPAGHETTI