#fucking expensive

[xmo-rmon]

“Inseminary”

or “Lockpick to the Priesthood” or “Come Unto Me” or “Pearl Necklace of Great Price” or “Faith is Like a Little Seed”

Authentic stolen holy text, Near Clear silicone, gold pigment.

I went to the mormon church’s website, looked up their views on homosexuality, noted the scriptures they referenced, ripped them by hand out of the bible and book of mormon I stole from their chapel, and then mixed them into a silicone dildo of my own design like confetti. A dildo which will of course be used for homosexual purposes (with non-lubricated condoms and water based lube, for safety).

I’ve wanted to try dildo making for literally over a decade. I don’t have any fancy equipment like a 3D printer or a vacuum chamber, I made the sculpt by hand, and I fucked up a lot along the way, but all that being said I’m proud of what I was able to accomplish and I learned a lot. I put in more gold than I meant to, but honestly, it was meant to represent scripture’s gilded edges, and as it turned out, it looks really beautiful or quite filthy depending on the lighting, which feels entirely appropriate for scripture.

It was hard to read all of those verses. But as I tore them up I bathed them in the intention to take words that were meant to inflict queer pain wherever they go, and say “Actually, I pull those words out when I want some queer pleasure.” Build joy where they want you to have it the least.

Read about/donate to the Timpanogos tribe, for whom brigham young sent out an “extermination order”

LandBack

#exmo #exmormon #apostake #apostate #blasphemy #sacrilege #my art #2024 #this was honestly so much fun #fucking expensive #but so fun

[commonsnappingturtle]

HONEST ANSWERS PLEASE!

If you accidentally took someone’s bag at the airport would you!!!! Return it or not please tell me

#LOSING MY MIND #MY FUCKING BABY BLANKET #A TEXTBOOK #FUCKING EXPENSIVE #TWO OF MY FAVORITE T SHIRTS #MY FUCKING NOTES FOR CLASS THAT ARE GONNA BE ESSENTIAL FOR MY FUCKING FINAL

[spreadyourwings-my-smiling-angel]

i need something that will make me happy, but i have 0 hobbies. my only “hobbies” are watching movies/shows and f1, but tbh i don’t consider them hobbies personally (if you do, good for you that’s valid). i need something that i physically do. i play videogames, but idk i also don’t count that. i have no other hobbies but i don’t even know what to do or where to begin with one...especially cause everything costs money. and the ideal ones like certain sports i like, there’s basically nowhere for adult beginners to go. also expensive.

#thinking of netball here #i tried looking into the social team at uni #fucking expensive #also you need to come with a team #i am one person that doesn't remember how to play #also im unfit as fuck so i wont be good #im trapped in every single way possible but mostly my mind #i fucking hate myself lol

[strawberryshortpace]

I’m so torn on what to do cause I currently really want to move out of my parents house since I’m starting online college this fall and I’ve already learned it’s impossible to get anything done at home since my dad works from home and is very very loud 24/7 and I have enough saved up that it is possible as long as I continue having a job that pays at least $15/hr (not super hard for me) BUT the area I currently live in (and the surrounding areas that are still near my work) has ridiculously high rent prices and while I’m not exactly attached to the area and have looked into places near my aunt’s (an area I’m obsessed with) which are so much cheaper BUT I would have to quit my job which I genuinely love doing and I love the clients who I see on a regular basis and while I could easily get another similar job it’s gonna be a whole different group of animals and idk if I’d like it as much

#i also would feel so bad quitting because I genuinely love my managers and the owner and when I was hired I told them Id be there for a whil #and it hasn’t even been a full year #and I’ve looked in literally every area that I would be able to move to AND continue working my current job #and my god are they expensive #like maybe not to some but $2000 a month for a 1bed 1bath 450 square ft apartment? #fucking expensive #especially when the area I love it’s like $900 a month for the same thing #which also means I can get an even bigger place and actually decorate all cute cause I won’t be dying broke on the floor #rent #moving #job #work #general complaining #life #real life

[beforethepoison]

nick cave book is R$105 REAIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

#105 #fucking expensive #:(

[suntails]

toot toot!

#breaking my streak of dramatic af captions bc look at this. look at it. wtf was i supposed to call it. he's tootin whaddya want from me #he go TOOT TOOT on his lil trumpet i fuckgjn LOVE HIM im maxing this card im serious #lvl 60 10/10 no expense is too much for my precious boy #i found a new brush that has this rly soft charcoal vibe and i used it on this whole thing and it was SEXY it was HEAVEN #it was fun for coloring too!!! and the outfit colors are fun to color OUGHH everything made just for me <3 feeling SILLY #twst #twisted wonderland #twst silver #his bunny outfit sweeps like im sorry but its the best card of the event and its not even fucking close #suntails #i did one 10-pull bc i wanted the paint bonus from epel's card even tho i HATE that card #and i instead got SUPER lucky and got deuce and NO epel!!! i couldnt be fucking happier #then my job interview today never called and i was miserable again but it was an internal issue and im now rescheduled for next week #so please dear god pls guys pray i get this job. i want it sooooo bad

[roses--and--rue]

Victorian gift book c. 1850s-1860s with inlaid mother of pearl.

#i love these #i only have two #they are rare and fucking expensive #antiques #covet #antique books #antiquarian books #victorian books #book binding

[lycheeloving]

thinking about the yandere!batfam choosing outfits for you to wear... usually you'll get to decide what you want to wear yourself (out of the clothes that are available to you, a pretty big selection to keep you happy), but sometimes they'll do little favors for you in exchange for you wearing what they want you to wear, like some kind of doll.

Maybe Tim will let you watch a movie that Bruce has deemed "inappropriate", but you'll have to wear a frilly dress that you normally wouldn't touch with a 10 foot pole, because he thinks you'd be "so adorable" in it!

Sometimes Dick will go outside with you for a short time (in a very secluded spot and you have to hold his hand the entire time, maybe even be tied to him), but in exchange he makes you wear his Nightwing hoodie. He loves seeing you in his clothes, and if it's his own merch as well he's just about ready to die from cuteness aggression.

It's about evenly split if you'll have to wear something cute and expensive, or merch and/or clothes belonging to whoever is choosing for you. Bruce probably won't participate in this because "he won't compromise on his rules", but he might bribe someone else to do you a favor he usually disagrees with and in exchange ask you to wear the cute dress he bought for you that you refuse to wear. Hypocrite.

#but just thinking about the clothes that'd be available to you is so nice... #the most expensive and fashionable clothes... anything you want you can have... fuck yeah #lycheewritings #yandere batfam #batfam x reader #yandere dc #yandere batfamily #yandere #reader insert #x reader #yandere!batfamily #yandere!batfam #batfamily x reader

[fishing-lesbian-catgirl]

Breaking News: Transgender Women on HRT Officially Banned from the Try Not To Cum Challenge

It was a hard decision, but top level tournament officials voted in favor of the ban. Critics were quick to voice their disapproval of the ban as yet another example the unfair banning of transgender women from a competition, but TNtC Organization President Roger Cummings defends the decision.

“Listen, I know it sounds bad, but I swear we’re not doing this because we’re transphobic. I mean this isn’t even a gendered competition. But since last year’s ban on SSRIs, several cis top athletes were busted for taking spiro to edge out the competition. We’re going to readdress the issue before next season with more thorough research, but this year the grand finals bracket lineup has more trans flags than a guilty gear tournament”

When pressed for comment, tournament official and transgender woman Chastity Locke replied,

“Yeah, I supported the ban. I think the rest of the head officials in charge of what decisions are voted on are going about this the wrong way, but it seemed like the most effective way to finally get these poor women to stop taking spiro. I am kind of surprised that the TNtC organization even brought up the issue though considering our viewer numbers have quadrupled in just the last few months.”

#Delia original #what the fuck do I tag this anyway #for the record I still take spiro. I don’t have the energy to try and find a different informed consent HRT doctor rn #also like doctors are expensive. At least the planned parenthood HRT stuff is affordable

[bottombaron]

just me thinking abt the insidiousness of the Familiar Clinic

a place where every familiar is recommended to be put down

not because of any injury or disease

but because their vampire cared about them enough to take them there in the first place

#what we do in the shadows #wwdits #wwdits spoilers #wwdits s5 #THINK ABOUT IT #ITS NOT ABT THE FAMILIAR #ITS ABT THE VAMPIRE #'oh your familiar has a cold and you went out of your way to bring them here and wait in a waiting room with crappy magazines and sadness?' #'yeah you care too much abt this one. you've grown too attached. you're invested in its well being at the expense of your own comfort' #'the best course of action is to put them down' #have you ever been to urgent care??? its the WORST #have you ever had to take someone there #its somehow wORsErEr #like the Familiar Lore in this ep was wild they really do think so low of familiars bjt also attachment to them is so dangerous?? #just...fucking wild man #im never going to get over this episode

[canisalbus]

Absolutely sending me that vasco sleeps butt fucking naked with his weird little Victorian doll boyfriend

Different strokes for different folks.

Vasco finds sleepwear kind of unnecessary and restricting. He doesn't insist on sleeping nude and can go to bed decently dressed if the situation calls for it, but if it's up to him and he's comfortable and in trusted company, he prefers wearing very little.

Machete gets cold easily and has weird body image issues, not being properly covered tends to distress him. Plus he has a thing for high guality garments and wants to look pretty or at least passably presentable even in bed.

#Vasco grew up smothered in luxury so even though he enjoys dressing flashy and taking care of his appearances #he still ends up prioritizing comfort and convenience especially in private #the thought of somehow falling from his high lifestyle scarcely crosses his mind #Machete grew up in ascetic surroundings and wasn't allowed to have nice things until he began earning his own money as an adult #when he eventually started being able to afford silk (the softest fanciest material around but outrageously expensive) #there was no turning back he wants to wear that 24/7 #Machete thinks Vasco is hot (easy on the eyes) and hot (warm to the touch) so he may sleep butt fucking naked in his bed all he wants #and Vasco thinks Machete looks cute in his silly frilly nightgowns and he knows he wears them to feel better about himself so why not #everybody wins #answered #anonymous #Vaschete lore

[lazylittledragon]

i have absolutely no right to complain about my chronic digestive issues when i go around eating platefuls of cheese like nothing bad has ever happened from doing that

#ramble #just ibs things #in my defense it was fucking good expensive cheese my boyfriend got my parents for christmas #it had whiskey and ginger in it #sitting here with my lactose free milk like i'm doing enough to preserve my bowels #people who can eat whatever they want without consequences. what is that like

[nando161mando]

Why are things expensive?

4 companies control 55% to 85% of the meat market.

4 airlines control 80% of air travel.

3 companies control 92% of the soda market.

3 companies control 73% of the cereal market.

Why don't I hear about it?

6 companies control 90% of the news.

#capitalism #monopoly #cost of living #gst #tax #expensive #eat the rich #eat the fucking rich #ausgov #politas #auspol #tasgov #taspol #australia #fuck neoliberals #neoliberal capitalism #anthony albanese #albanese government #extortion #anti capitalist #capitalist hell #capitalist dystopia #capitalist bullshit #class war #oppression #oppressor #repression #free all oppressed peoples #pedagogy of the oppressed #oppressive

[fertbutt]

playing fallout new vegas and having to listen to caesar complaining about travelling and getting to study the languages of various communities living in the wasteland and calling it a waste of time while irl the humanities are constantly disregarded and getting a higher education and opportunities to study anthropology hands-on costs tens if not hundreds of thousands of dollars and requires so many connections and he was just getting that FOR FREE from the followers but that wasnt cool enough for him so he decided to use the education he was given to start his little fascist larper group and enslave people

#the followers are so fucking cool man #the way they just take in jerry the punk without needing any money or like references or anything. and can make him an archival assistant #like aside from being anarchists and stuff the way they just openly and freely share as much of their knowledge theyve preserved #thats what makes them so cool to me #considering that in todays world education like that is so fucking expensive #and knowledge is only appreciated when its seen as 'useful' and exploitable like stem studies #i wanna be an anthropologist man #fnv #followers of the apocalypse #fallout new vegas #fallout #caesar fnv #caesar's legion #talking