#fucking idiots all three of them

[unforth]

Fandom: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Liǔ Qīnggē/Luò Bīnghé/Shěn Yuán | Shěn Qīngqiū Characters: Liǔ Qīnggē, Luò Bīnghé, Shěn Yuán | Shěn Qīngqiū Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Getting Together, Feels, Everyone needs to use their words Word Count: 2,974 Summary:

Luo Binghe, Shen Qingqiu, and Liu Qingge check into an inn together.

The inn only has two rooms.

And each is absolutely certain they know who should share. Obviously (as Luo Binghe knows) Shen Qingqiu and Liu Qingge love each other and should be together. And obviously (as Liu Qingge knows) Luo Binghe and Shen Qingqiu love each other and should be together. And OBVIOUSLY (as Shen Qingqiu knows) Liu Qingge and Luo Binghe love each other and should be together.

What a mess.

(written for May Trope Mayhem Day 4: Staying in a B&B Together)

(this one got long so I’m not gonna xpost the whole thing here. Oops. But look, I BingLiuShen’d!)

@duckprintspress

#unforth writes #svsss #bingliushen #they deserve each other #fucking idiots all three of them #I'm days behind now for mtm but the next prompt is hanahaki and the plan is zhoudu #so bolo #may trope mayhem

[the-c0rinthian]

luffy thinks he is single. zoro thinks he is luffys boyfriend. sanji also thinks he is luffys boyfriend. love triangle of the century

#three weeks later nami smacks them all over the head with a pan and says 'YOURE A FUCKING THROUPLE IDIOTS' #zosanlu #zolu #sanlu #zosan #one piece #plot twist theyre all poly #luffy searching the seas to find more boyfriends & girlfriends for his boyfriends & girlfriends

[b4kuch1n]

weather's turnin' cold

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#pokemon #swsh #champion leon #assisant sonia #gym leader raihan #three parts of a whole idiot #hi hello! hi. wow I have NO energy recently #got sick 1.5 times. made two cakes of various levels of deflated. walked a lot. slept SO much #and the weather is indeed cooling here! in fact a storm is hitting central vietnam right now #and I uh. I dont think its gonna affect the north a lot. but thats a good thing. I do not envy the folks down there at all... #gonna keep an ear on the ground for them. hope it's all gonna turn out rather uneventful #meanwhile. I draw little comic #this is how I (chronically tropical person) feel whenever I see snow and bare skin in the same frame #it's honestly a bit funny to me always that postwick is southmost and wyndon is like. the center of the north #forest imps leon and sonia vs city slicker raihan. and now temperate beautiful weather children leon and sonia vs #hail/snow/windstorm/humidity rotate raihan #raihan's childhood dream of seeing torrential rain outside and saying 'hm no. I think not' and weather manip hammerlocke into dryness #these are not textual impressions I do not fucking remember how the weather is in in-game hammerlocke. I just think itd be funny #also my brain was doing donuts around like. leon being exasperated at raihan's bare legs every winter #until he went on T and by age 16 he's like oh. oh I get it #(that doesnt last long he's still a frostbait southerner. u see the leggings. u know how it is) #okay. I'll doodle some stuff and transcribe this tomorrow. now I sleep #have a good night lads! bundle up

[crimeronan]

there's ALSO hilarity potential in the princess luz AU w amity being like "okay. so he's your cousin on a technicality but like barely acts like your cousin and is basically your brother but you don't call him your brother and you guys are a lot weirder and clingier than i've ever been with my siblings but you're also definitely not lovers so what..... what DO you call him" and luz being like "he's just hunter :) he's my special little guy :)" while hunter, who's been listening to and watching this entire exchange bc he's around luz All The Fucking Time, is like [inb4 amity can say it herself] "i'm her pet dog. woof."

#sorry. my rodansey is showing. theyre even closer to rodansey in this AU than in the canon and it Gets Me Every Time #truly neither luz nor hunter beating the 'you two are fucking weird' allegations #my favorite relationships are always the queerplatonic pairs that are equal parts wholesome and DISASTROUS #like you guys arent just a sexless romanceless romance. theres something so much more deeply bizarre and wrong with you #that's what i want. all the time. amity's gonna get stuck with both these idiots for life #she's gonna love them both So Much. and theyre both SO STUPID. #ideal. so good. can you tell i'm in some pain. i gotta take a migraine med. think about these three #toh #shitty idiot repression gang #lumity #and who is that other witch #horrible mindscape trauma pals #princess luz au #hunter: i'm her silly rabbit. amity: is that what she calls you. hunter: no #luz mostly just refers to him as her best friend if pressed. but hes her right hand arm man. et cetera

[widevibratobitch]

Since we're both as unwell about him as we are I consider you to be someone who knows a fair amount and what do you genuinely think the real James Fitzjames would feel if he saw the Terror's depiction of him? (As in watching the whole show)

HUH good question. first of all i think he'd be a little discombobulated by the very experience of watching a tv show but personally i choose to believe he'd at least be happy he was made into one of the main characters?? and that so many cool and sexy insane people are obsessed with him now <3

having said that. as much as i love show!fitzjames they did nerf him down A LOT. they robbed him of the joyous whimsy that was such a characteristic trait of the real jokester supreme fitzjames (show!fitzjames also has little to no relationship with his irl lieutenant buddies which. sad.)

we also know now that. most probably. he was actually fully english so i can only imagine he'd be Not Pleased about the cairn scene to say it lightly lmao imagine you and your adoptive family making significant efforts throughout your whole life to disguise the fact of your illegitimate birth and then 150 years later some people make a high rating show where they babygirlify you not only spill your secret to the millions of people watching (or secrets, plural, and make you call yourself a fake as a cherry on top lol) but they also get it wrong and make it Even Worse (from a victorian englishman's perspective) like stop guys he's already dead lmfao

having said that. he would have loved the britannia costume and the your nails are a terror line. i know he would.

#look. i personally think it'd be SO funny #like. look. listen. we reblog pictures and memes of him and say how hot and funny he was and it is all true. #dude was incredible and funny as shit and he did do drag and kick ceilings and id give anything to fuck him woah who said that #but he was ALSO an early 19th century white englishboy colonialist lol #(so is show!fitzjames like please my beautiful racist wife is so much more than just her gender issues and stigmata guys....) #and we dont really know much of his actual feelings on crozier (sick owl... i think of that one a lot) so who knows #maybe they did end up in a fucked up yet heartfelt and deeply intimate homoerotic relationship in the end #but it'd be much funnier if they didn't and actually ended up really fucking hating each other lol #id love to lock them both in a room with nothing but a tv screen playing a compilation of their scenes together on a loop #(the 'are we brothers' scene itself is looped three times for maximum awkwardness damage) #ANYWAY #obv we know francis crozier said rpf is fine but we dont know what's fitzjames's stance on that one.... #it doesnt matter anyway. get gendered yaoid and portuguesed idiot #the terror #james fitzjames #og jfj #i wish they'd given tobias the signature forehead curl that makes me lose my mind on the real fiztjimbles #but i want to believe he'd enjoy being portrayed as god's most beautiful specialest little princess in a james ross wig

[gh-0-stcup]

Maybe Cas didn't assume you guys would let soulless kid with unfathomable power run around by himself or leave him alone with your family or involve him in cases before you sort out the whole soulless thing.

#i didn't realise the fucking SNAKE was what everybody was talking about wrt cas not letting dean and sam know something was fucked with jack #there's a big leap from killing a snake to killing mary #and it already should have been obvious that something was wrong with jack #considering he literally burned his soul off #cas was the only person actually trying to fix the situation instead of just ignoring it #of all them (except jack and mary) he's the least responsible imo #though all three hold the ultimate responsibility because of what they did to jack #the let's do magic that powers jack up at the cost of his soul plan was idiotic and reckless and irresponsible from the start #and a horrifically cruel thing to do to the poor kid #he was never a monster until you turned him into one #jack kline #spn #spn s14 #castiel

[an-unraveling-unknown]

You ever do something not thinking much of it, but after you do it you realize it was actually like a genius move?

This happened to me with my story: Started it off with a fairly standard conflict; someone wants what Tuon has. But afterward I was like "Oh shit, this is a prime opportunity to show his unyielding guardianship!" But not only that, I also realized that it did a great job at reflecting his flaws and sort of foreshadowing them to the reader

Oh man THATS SO GOOD!! It is so nifty when things work out like that, I hear you- long story relatively short, you betcha.

I had something like that with Aeonian, my Tav for Baldur's Gate 3. One of their quirks that I put down on paper early on was that the places were their muscles would be are rock hard - mainly because of the fact that they're cramming a monolithically sized form's worth of matter down into a humanoid body thats eight times smaller, hence putting a lot of strain on their body as a whole, but also à la a statue for a physical form.

"Statue for a physical form.... death and rebirth themes*......statue made of rock. wait."

Because I cannot escape my hyperfixations, geology was thrown back in my face in whence I was immediately reminded of the ROCK CYCLE:

-which can be pretty well-applied to the whole death and rebirth thing, not to mention a nifty little guideline as to how their character arc can go as well as Aeonian's place as a story in of themselves (long story, involves statues though) and their tendency to 'erode' themselves per se if it means getting where they need to be. Metamorphosis also links pretty cleanly here too, not only because of the metamorphic rock and its processes but because of parallels between Aeonian (embodiment of death [at sea]) and Thanatos, the greek personification of death, who is usually represented by way of butterflies.

I'm real bad at explaining things so I apologize if none of this made a lick of sense, I promise it's a lot clearer in my head and please feel free to ask for clarity on anything!! this is probably some of my favorite character work I've done so far

*dionysus+being the literal embodiment of death [at sea,] longer story

(Please talk more about Tuon he is SO cool and I talk too much, that's some really good character writing)

#oc lore #original character #baldurs gate tav #bg3 tav #bg3 #mind - Aeonian and their sister were originally created outside of Baldur's Gate for a separate project (hence the greek myth allusions) #and i kind of just plonked them in cos I didn't feel like creating a new character at the time #hence why this may seem wacko bonkers #oc #this stone theme I have going on also reflects how they act for a good while #Earlier on in the story #(at least in terms of their character in BG3) #they know they are here for one purpose; #get in #find missing sister (long story) #get out #As per detriment this also means that they're rather walled #and they only organized the adventuring party in the first place because the other three (Karlach Gale Astarion) have skills that they don' #thus actually finding their sister will go a whole lot smoother #all this to say they aren't here to make friends #but they do soften after a while (with much heat and pressure e.g combat and working together and bonding) #my oc stuff #they have so many issues man #their entire mantra basically amounts to 'if I'm not dead I'm fine' which is an idiot thing to follow when you're immortal #“I will keep moving forward as long as I breathe regardless of if there's enough of me left to move” -immortal fucking dipshit /lovingly

[reamed]

coworker was mean to me today so fun!

#txt #it was shit today #bosses don’t know what the fuck they are doing they are always on our ass for shit that should be their responsibility #but they weren’t even the person who was rude #they were all three working on tangent packaging shit and I was off doing some other shit #but I had stuff to package left over from before I started task 2 #and I used the date stamp for literally 6 cookies just so I could get them done and out of the way. SO I COULD HELPTHEM #and my coworker walks behind my back is like cool cool cool :) not even directly at me #and then when I asked them if it would help them for me to sticker he was so fucking sarcastic #like shit the fuck up suck my dick fuck all of yall #how was I supposed to know u were on stamp duty idiot I just got over here #sorry I’m ranting this makes me so mad #literally I make myself so fucking small so these people can. physically and emotionally step all over me. and once I step in and #do the shit my bosses tell me to do my coworkers don’t like it #and THEN my bosses are fucking incompetent so it doesn’t matter #literally suck my dick fuck my job I’m so mad about today

[lives4lovesworld]

Daenerys could literally be the devil reincarnated and it is still infeasible for her to be the one to torch King's Landing;

A desperate Cersei (who is essentially a female!Aerys), a violent hord of religious zealots, two (rightfully) blood-thirsty sand snakes, the tyrells and lannisters about to be at each other's throats, shady Qyburn doing gods know what, are all IN King's Landing. A cocky would-be claimant is marching with deadly-infected, nothing-to-lose, bell-triggered Jon who-regrets-burning-a-city Connington TOWARDS it, and murderous crazy newly crowned Euron Greyjoy lusts for the Iron Throne.

Yet according to the ✨smart book experts✨all these plots will apparently freeze and these murderous hotheads will patiently wait for Daenerys to speed run through all of her essosi plots; travel to Vaes Dothrak, gather all the khalassars, travel to Meereen by horse pace, fight the war against the slavers, deal with Victarion, the Iron fleet and the Dragonbinder, deal with Viserion and Rhaegal being loose, Quentyn's death and his remaining companions, Yunkai and its allies, burn the dead from the pale mare and the war, divide fiends from foes, which the later includes her husband and the Green Grace (tho both could be dead by the time Daenerys returns) meet Red Priest Moqorro and Maester Marwyn, hear about Azor Ahai and the Others, meet Tyrion Lannister, face Jorah Mormont again, hear from Illyiro and Varys's many schemes, mend the wounds of her people, get a large enough fleet to carry her host somewhere and cross half of the world (a journey for which Tyrion and Quentyn needed an enitre book) with a bus stop at Volantis, where she will likely meet Benerro and The Widow At The Waterfront and council the slave revolt, etc... so she is The One™ to barbecue King's Landing since *checks note*... itS sO SUbvErsIve, but also; iTs bEen bUilT uP to ThAT sInCe Aegon’s Conquest. 🤡

#the audacity #asoiaf #asoiaf meta #✨vent time✨ #fandom wank #daenerys targaryen #fuck dany antis #the experts in question; 🐢dumbkween 🦋 and ms. lannister"(dAny wiLl chOse- BITCH I know this must be really hard to grasp for someone that #lack basic reading comprehension but SHE ALREADY DID THAT LIKE 482 TIMES) #also another brand new concept; P A C I N G (ever heard of it?) #like OMG can one dany anti FOR ONCE make basic commen sense? #not all idiots are dany antis but (apparently) all dany antis are idiots #watch them change KL to Oldtown the way these 🤡s changed the water garden to KL #In these speculations Jon Connington and (f) Aegon either just seemed to sit in the Stormlands forever or need three years to get to King's #Landing. OR they conquered the 7K in 2 months no biggie. Euron just endlessly floats in the ocean #Cersei will just look out of a window for #84 years OR die IMMEDIATELY. The sand snake the zealots the two hostile armies just magically disappear or become brainless pawns.

[conanssummerchild]

fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck

#tw sh related #me when listening to so long london is giving me flashbacks the the worst most toxic friendship of my life #the relationship i attribute to most of my bad habits and fucked up shit i picked up from her #and she just moved on so quickly and i was left picking up the pieces for two years #and im still trying to mend them i havent even gotten there yet #and its fucking me up i cant think about it anymore #and i cant relapse right now i really really cant #im staying the weekend with my friend and we've been talking about this shit and god its supposed to be in the past #but its not and ive been lying so much #because she thinks its been two years when really its closer to maybe a month #god i cant relapse fuck fuck fuck shit dude #and my dumb stupid idiot ass keeps a fuck ton of pins with me because i like them on my bag #even tho thats how this shit started three years ago #i mean three fucking years how can i not be over it #this isnt the same girl i tried to kms over btw #i had a lot of toxic fucked up relationships in my suicidal era #ok i feel a bit better after having gotten that all out #im also wearing short sleeves rn to fully convince myself i cant relapse #ok im stable now i think at least i can breathe #alex says shit

[hussyknee]

Having a masterpost of information go viral is a little like being in customer service in terms contending with illiteracy and the level of sheer infuriation.

Please for the love of all that is holy, go in the notes of a post before reblogging it. It is the most rudimentary form of accountability check there is. All the answers to your questions and updates and counter-arguments/info is right there in the reply section, usually within a few replies of both the oldest and newest. And especially reblog masterlists and information posts from the source because they're constantly being fact-checked, edited and updated. This is the peer-review website. Look at the reviews of your goddamn peers.

#i'm sorry but it's been five fucking months of this and that thing took a LOT of work #every time i see the oldest most unvetted version that I took down within like a day still doing the rounds i lose years of my life #it's not really my fault. the first list was just a cut and paste of my decolonial prof's google doc. ofc i trusted her #now i fucking do not. it took until now to realize she's a neoliberal-ass respectability politicking NRI idiot just like the rest of them #i trust like. three israelis to actually be anti zionists. and barely any westerners or whites #so yeah that list is basically me removing and replacing sources and losing all my faith in humanity on a daily basis. it is v e t t e d #and people can't so much as take a look at the replies. aaaaaaaaarrgghhhh #anyway just listen to palestinians #knee of huss #anti zionist #free palestine

[m0e-ru]

investigation

#p4 #gsa sl au #⛽️🌫 #moel gas station attendant #tohru adachi #arttag #boot.tingting #komikku #// HAHA my firefox nerfed the fog emoji now it's just a question mark it's so poetic #// anyway i would make this a companion piece to a fic that ive never actually written yet this is all i can draw #// hold on hold on this concert's so cute he cant fucking sing because one of hsi backup dancers wore a beard with the santa costume #// okay anyway there are three sets of shoeprints. two of them belong to yeah . #// one of them you can find in the 4th volume of the ultimax manga lol #// mims been trying to figure out whos been hanging around the canopy making noises sometimes and the rain doesnt wash out the shoe prints #// re concert NO HES LAUGHING AT A RIBBON BEHIND THEIR BACK ?okay jthsdjsfd #// adachi walks home but goes up to the canopy because somehiting bad might happen which is. this idiot #// har har im the detective here ohh but youre not getting paid keijisan WHATEVER #// i was going to post the epiznmi art dump here but oh well WHYS HE STRIPPING <- still watching the concert

[running-in-the-dark]

oh, I see. it's one of those nights.

#going insane going insane going insane #too many men in my head and they're all the same guy but not but #uhgghh I need to stop looking at him but I can't and he's so beautiful and I'm so unbelievably stupid #no thoughts in my head just him #and him and him #the three of them #stupid idiot guys with their same stupid pretty face and uggh I hate them #and by hate I mean want oh my god I want them so bad I'm losing my mind #other people are beautiful too! why can't I be normal about this?? why does this need to happen #just. be like. oh hey he's hot I'd fuck him. and move on. like a normal person #nooo it's got to be literal months of me getting increasingly stupid until there's nothing left of my brain because it's all been replaced #by tiny versions of him #it's literally FINE. #people are attracted to people literally all the fukcing time why can't I be normal about this oh my god this is so humiliating #BUT I can't keep it in my mind or my head will explode and for some reason that would be bad. apparently. #AND why can't I just think he's hot??? WHY does it have to become my entire personality?? what do I like? oh him of course. no like what are #my hobbies? oh looking at him and painting him and thinking about him. NO besides that - umm there IS nothing besides that actually?? I've #never had an interest in my life and I don't even know what you mean 🙄 I sit here and think about a man (now it's three of them but #whatever) #what else would there be 🙄🙄🙄🙄 ridiculous. #ugh why can't I just be really fully completely ace? this is so unnecessary I don't want it it's horrible 😫 #except it's not its the best it's fucking incredible because I think about his face and it's like I'm seeing everything and it all makes #sense finally and why would anything else ever matter again #oh my GOD dude if I could hear myself right now. I'd be so embarrassed. but I can't because there's just a billion tiny eliots and alexes #and jacobs in my head and that's all there is #man maybe I should start doing drugs or start drinking again #okay whatever *goes back to watching the librarians and giggling like a maniac every time I see him* #ugh he's wearing a cute jacket and I need to hug him so bad oh my god it's killing meee. soft soft soft. must touch. ugggh

[monty-glasses-roxy]

What are Vanessa and Gregory up to in the heist AU? I like to imagine they're an Oliver twist & dodger style duo of pickpockets.

I thought it would be really funny if she was that one guard that kept getting relocated to 'low risk' places and literally a week or two after she's transferred the place gets robbed so they're half convinced she's in on it too.

It could work as her being like "Fuck it, they're so convinced I'm on their team and keep docking my damn pay over it? Oh let me just drop a map to the entire complex right here-"

She's got bills to pay man! Just straight up asks them if she can help them out cause she's so god dam sick of this stupid job. They ask what skills she could possibly bring to the team that they don't already have and she tells them she has an insider knowledge of the security. Or maybe she tries to prove herself to them by stealing a couple of keycards and security passwords and handing them over to the team like "hey this should save you some effort." and that evolves into pick pocketing and running a back up laundering business or something.

If Gregory is in her care? She has the same motivations as DJ to do this shit. They literally have kids they have to feed and clothe, birthdays and school trips to pay for as well as keeping a roof over their heads. She could convince them to rob a specific location because the boss there is the reason she's struggling financially all the damn time and the heist is a resounding success. They give her a share of the profit and she's now their second informant. She and Chica would make a killer team, with the friends and connections on the inside, as well as being two of the best pickpockets on the team. That being said, I can't imagine her being a huge player in the heists themselves given that she's still got that security guard job. She's just playing the double agent and making it a bit easier on occasion, whilst also spilling security secrets where possible.

She gets a part time job with DJ or maybe gets one working with Roxy doing paperwork and shit for her totally legitimate car dealership. Or maybe she gets the idea for a car dealership and now she and Roxy have that as a fun side hustle. She could also learn the hard way through said dealership that Roxy fucking sucks at numbers and is not so subtly trying to convince her to get Monty in on this so she doesn't have to carry her through the business side of things lmao

No matter what, her working with the team means she has much more money now and that's great. Gregory could be her inspiration too because he could be really into games about super spies and mafia and shit. Gregory could be like "that rich kid showed up in their fancy ass car again! They keep throwing their money around they're a real asshole!" and Vanessa turns to the team like "so. How do we feel about robbing some rich guys?"

Of course it happens because this is exactly what DJ does with the Minis lmao. Gregory and the Minis becoming quite close friends of circumstances over all of this would be great I love that for them.

#pop rox answers #fnaf security breach #jurassic bark heist au #vanessa like 'oh shit im rolling with professionals' and then finds out that they're all clowns #'oh they must be masterminds! elites! experts in all fields!' #and then meets these clowns. #these buffoons. #these idiots. #and three of them are infuriating to watch because they're so painfully obviously in love #and not doing anything about it #and how the FUCK has Bonnie and DJ not torn their hair out over these fools?? #that could be funny #in terms of inspiration from Gregory though... #some cop shows up at the scene like 'I swear I played a game just like this-' #lmao its all fun

[crimeronan]

STRONGLY considering injecting amity into the princess luz AU bc i know Exactly where she'd fit but the problem is that if i do that then i KNOW i'll fall down a fucked-up hyperfixation rabbit hole that only interests like six people at best. bc the amity-luz-hunter dynamic remains my kryptonite. i'm diseased about it. oooooh god oooh my god. oh my god. i have. Thoughts.

#lumiter is kryptonite the same way rodamnessy is. triad of genderweird fucked up gay people being every flavor of platonic romantic and #secret third thing. dynamics that GET ME. #may elaborate on thoughts in a little while but i need to clean now. #'gay people' meaning 'two genderweird bisexuals on opposing gender spectrum sides who love an abrasive gay asshole with a heart of gold #despite all the problems the three of them constantly cause each other'. two nickels. etc #toh #horrible mindscape trauma pals #and who is that other witch #lumity #i still need a lumiter specific tag. bc i dont wanna clutter the tag with non-romo shipping but it's also like. #not just a best buddies group 2 me either. #hmm you know what. if my luz hunter tag is themed after ronanessy... and lumiter are rodamnessy... #shitty idiot repression gang #YEAH GOAL THERE WE GO #(my rodamnessy tag is 'shitty idiot deflection gang.')

[nuwanders]

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#i am FUMING with my roommate #she discovered a box of clothes rhat had been put away damp back when #we discovered the bed bugs (like literally last october) #she panic washed all her shit and wasn't thinking when she put some of them away #didn't touch the box again until a few days ago and discovered that the clothes had become HORRIFICALLY moldy #bagged em up to throw em out but didnt actually do so until the next day??? #so now the whole house stinkssss of mould and has done for like three days now idk why its still lingering so bad #im meant to be going on a date tonight and was gonna invite him here since we went to his last time but the house just smells #too fucking grim #what kind of idiot discovers mouldy clothes and just leaves them in their room for a day because they cant be arsed to bin em straight awqy #the smell is SO STRONG and she was just sleeping with that a few feet away from her ??? #💀💀💀