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maguro13-2 · 2 months

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[Ceremony of Humiliation - Masamichi Amano]

Duo Maxwell : Hey, guys. What's happening?

Heero Yuy : Didn't you heard about the Unparalleled Gundam Sex Industry?

Duo Maxwell : Unparalleled Gundam Sex Industry? There's no such thing as the Gundam Sex Industry. We don't have those. Why would you ask a stupid question like that?

Heero Yuy : You might wanna look at this, they're doing something to all of the Gundam women turning their selves into corruption in the Sex Industry.

Duo Maxwell : Wait, like turning into Harlots...?

*images flashing*

Duo Maxwell : Sh**! I gotta stop this! Don't worry, I'm gonna go find this "unparalleled Gundam Sex Industry and find these bastards so that I may put a shutdown to this illegal activity! (Runs off)

Heero Yuy : Hey, Duo! Where are you going!? (Runs after him)

(various scenes of the Gundam protags running fast)

Amuro : Why is everyone in bit of pickle? Is it because of the industry!?

Kira : An Unparalleled sex industry, that didn't happened in our universe, why would someone do that in the Gundam universe?

Domon : A Sex Industry in the Gundam universe? Well, not on my watch! I'll show those bastards! Where are those sick self-arrogant sons of b*tches!

Kou Uraki : I better hurry and find that place!

Heero Yuy : You all heard the whole thing, right! There's a sex industry and I don't think that it did not happened in the Gundam universe! This would never happened if we never told the fans that they've been making doujinshis for pornographs! That's only in fiction! How can Gundam can have a world robots while there is a sex industry and all of our women is about to be corrupted! We can't let this happen to humanity!

Amuro : Everyone let's get to the sex industry, rescue all of our women and get them to the rehabilitation center! CHARGE!!!

(an uproar of the Gundam Protags as they charges to the entrance of a building, then cuts to the group arrive inside)

Amuro : Women of the Gundam universe! What's this Unparalleled Gundam Sex Industry that you are...(gasped in shock)

*DBZ SFX : SURPRISE X3*

Amuro : Is this all of our women of the Gundam universe?

Domon : Those dirty bastards!

Aerial : Help! Help! Look what they've done to me! They turned me into a freaking sex bot and now i'm humiliated!

Kira : What the--Aerial, the Gundam Robot and this is...

Domon : Those are girls from the Witch of Mercury show, what have you done to them!? You men are disgusting people! Is that Miorine Rembran and...Ohh!

*DBZ SFX : SURPRISE*

Gundam Protags : [together] OH NO! NOT YOU TOO! SULETTA!!!

Suletta : (ahegao) Please...I'm sorry everyone, forgive all of us.

Duo Maxwell : [enraged] ....You...You dirty bastards! (Summons the scythe of his Deathscythe robot) I'll make you all pay for your sins! I WILL MAKE YOU ALL PAY!!!

Man 1 : What's this with moron wielding a weapon'

Man 2 : Oh Sh**! This asshole's the f**king reaper!

Man 3 : That Motherf**ker!

Duo Maxwell : ....Kill all of you...(his eyes turn red) I'LL KILL ALL OF YOU, YOU DIRTY HEARTLESS BASTARDS!

Prospera : W-Wait! Are you going to draw a Gundam's weapon on us that is part of the Industry!?

Duo Maxwell : Humans of the Gundam universe. For corrupting our female companions and our female love birds, this is what you get for ruining with so much filth to our universe! And as a matter fact, I will never forgive a bunch of sinners like you! You will the pay for the transgressions that you caused! (Battlecries and charges) DIE!!!

Suletta : NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

*DBZ : SLASH+STAB*

(People screaming in agonizing pain)

Amuro : SULETTA!!!

Suletta : (wakes up from dream) AAAH! NOOOO! I don't want to be a harlot in the corruptive adult industry! Oh thank goodness it was only a dream!

Prospera : Or is it?

Suletta : GAAAAAHHHH!!! (Shows herself tied to an x-shape cross and then cuts to her waking up from another dream) NOOOO! PLEASE! ANYTHING BUT THAT! ANYTHING-

*SPLASH!*

Chuchu : I told you that would shut her up. She's been doing that in her sleep, with all the goddamn yelling.

Suletta : Uhh, guys. Where am I?

Miorine : Well, You are currently in a hospital in Japan and the doctor says that you were in a coma in for days.

Suletta : How long was in this place?

Miorine : About a week.

Suletta : Guys! I thought you were all part of the Unparalleled Gundam Sex Industry, that one place where we became all harlots and I was there, oh never felt so corrupted that all of humanity have turned into a filthy harlot! Corruption was not the answers and mom was there!

Chuchu : Unparalleled Gundam Sex Industry? You mean you've been talking about that pornographic doujin that you founded from my porno stash in my parents' garage?

Suletta : Well, umm, quite certainly. In fact--*PUNCH+GLASS SHATTER* OW! What did you do that for?!

Chuchu : That's for going into my porno stash in my parents' Garage, Mercury idiot!

Miorine : You mean all that Unparalleled Gundam Sex Industry thing was just a doujin from a stash of Adultery in her parents' Garage?

Suletta : Well, it was totally worth it for Gundam girls going corrupted in the sex industry as harlots or porn stars is not feeling a little too comfortable.

Miorine : You certainly, glad. Here i'll show you a nice book to read and it will help you fall back to sleep. Huh? (Holding the Unparalleled Gundam Sex Industry doujin)

Chuchu: Hey, that's the doujin from my porno stash that you founded in my parents' garage! She must've put it in her bag!

Suletta : Uhh, I guess the sex industry wasn't great for all of us. At least we're totally normal now by the way. (Nervously laugh) No hard feelings right.

*STEAM WHISTLING*

Miorine : [blood boiling] Why you perverted...I'M GOING TO KILL YOUUUUU!!

"SMASH!"

*DING*

Miorine : This is the last and 412th that I told you about looking into people's things without asking permission! (Groans) I can't believe that I people make dirty things to us and humiliate our lives! (Leaves) I didn't get paid enough for this sh*t.

Suletta : This wouldn't been a weird fantasy if I was a harlot or an outsider from across the lands. Oh well, at least, I still have my tanuki leaf costume.

Miorine : Hey, guys. We're going to see the new Godzilla movie!

Chuchu : Godzilla movie!? No way! It's gonna way better than the sequels! (The girls leaves)

Suletta : Hey, guys! Wait for me! (Gets out of bed and walks after to the group) I can't wait to see that new--Wait, Why is there a cath--(screaming in pain)

Miorine : Ah, sh*t! I forgot, they put a catheter in her mating parts while in a coma.

Suletta : It's really excruciating right now! I can feel it! Oh god! I should've stayed in bead instead and help me fix it before I pass out! Someone help me get someone fix it! Putting a catheter in my vag is a not a great experience in my sex parts! Someone call for help!

Miorine : (sighs) I'm gonna go get the nurse.

#mobile suit gundam #g witch #gundam wing #gundam seed #gundam 0083 #gundam suisei no majo #gundam witch from mercury #studio sunrise #crossover #comedy #dark comedy #humor #dark humor

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therrerium-valkryonia · 1 year

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The Medical Prodigy

Sue was only four months pregnant around this time and hasn't graduated medical shcool yet but she had a practice paitient with her she was pregnant with triplets and was relieving her of the severe pain and pressure and she was really nice and calm but then her teacher/advisor had left the two alone since he had a laboring patient and was called in a extreme hurry and so she is staying with her and helped her unconditionally and her patient said "Your really pretty you know for your age" and she had replied quite flustered "Oh, thank you. You're really pretty too ya know" As she rubs her low stretched belly and also had just watched her dilation as her patient let out a loud grunt "Agh!" and Sue said "Are you okay?" Her patient said "Oh, yeah I'm fi- Ow! Ahh!" She replied worried "I'm gonna get someone for you." but her patient said "Wai- AHH!" and she turns around to see a puddle begin to form and she acts accordingly and fast dashed to her and first checks her dilation "Shit, 10cm already!" She thought and her patient grabbed her tight belly and began pushing "AGHH!! AAAHHHH!! oohh AAAGGGHHH!!" And Sue knew she had too and had repostioned the patient now just checks her baby saying "Okay good!" and then said "Ok, Ok now breathe" and repeated the process 15 times and the baby wasn't coming out correctly it was breech and it made no progress even after a big push it wasn't moving at all and she had to use the forceps and had pulled them out of a pantry.

And then clamp the forceps around the hips of the baby and pulled it out carefully "Okay in three.. two..... one" and pulled as much as she could as the entire baby was pulled out of her patient "AGH! HNNGGGHHHH!! HOOOHH FFU- AAARGGHH!" she cut off the cord and had told immediately asked her to push hard for the next two babies and she did with extreme prejudice "AAAGGHHH!! GAAHH!! AAAAAAAHHHHHHH!! AAAAAARRRGGGHHH!" and the baby came fast crowning immediately but then it slowly slid back in but she pushed real hard "AAGGGHHH!! GAAAAAHHHH!!AAAAAAAAAA!!! *Breathing* AAAA!!!" and she crowned but it still slowly went back in and so to compensate she put both of her hands on her belly and pressed down on it forcing out the baby as the mother lets out a deafening scream AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! *Gasp* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" and comes gushing out the baby covering the floor in blood and fluids as Sue says "Ma"am you need to take a breath alright, you need it quite a lot actually." Both of them being tired but one is in labor and the other just four months pregnant and she assists her through the immense pain cleaning off the sweat on both of their paler skin faces dripping sweat from their black hair as she heard her patient say "Please! PLEASE! OH G-" And she rushes to check and saw an immense amount of swelling and bleeding from her pussy and dug through the storage and found the one thing they needed a medical vaccum for helping in the labor and delivery of all laboring patients.

As she inserted the vaccum and hearing her laboring patient cry and scream, Sue turned it on and began slowly pulling the baby out and as it began it began crowning as her patient groans "HOOOOOOHHHH MY GOD MMMMMMMMM *Huff*" As Sue said "Okay I can't pull anymore and so I took it off and now I need you to do a big push, okay" and she counted down "In three, two....... one, PUSH!!" And she lied about taking it off she just needed assitance as the patient let out a ghastly scream as she tugged it out and it fell into Sue's arms gushing with fluid all over on the floor and so she cut the cord one last time and giving her patient the kids as they laid back and had rest as her mentor/advisor opened the door and said "Oh, ummm soo you need help?" And Sue said "Yes we definitely need help." and they carried her on a wheelchair over to her bed.

#birth kink #painful birth #labor #labor kink #pregnant #pregnancy #pregnancy kink #pushing #pregnant kink #labor and delivery #birth fic #birth #birth fiction #birth story #giving birth #hospital #hospital birth

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cayennecrush · 5 years

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Big oof I am awkward but uh- Hi, I love your art so much! The way you portray Jasper makes me so happy and confident! I'm a trans guy, pre everything, with some padding (lol) but like, I kinda have the same body type as Jasp and it makes Me??? So happy?? You made me really confident in myself through your drawings! I know Jasp isn't trans but let's say that I look up to her a lot. Your art has helped me so much, thank youuuuu ♡♡ May I request a happy Jasper with a big smile? Thank youuu ♡♡

AAAHHH awww oh my gosh!!! that makes me super SUPER happy, thank you SO much omg!! here is a happy jasp especially for you and all the other amazing trans jasper fans too💕💖💗

#jesseenii #ask #gaaaaAHHHH THIS ASK #this makes me really happy ;u;#anytime someone says that my art helps their body confidence just!!!!#IT MAKES MY WHOLE DAY GOSH #i love being able to represent lots of diferent bodies and have people go ''hey that looks like me'' becaUSE THATS SO IMPORTANT AAA #either way THANK YOU this ask is frickin amazing and makes me super happy #also i mean ALL the gems are nonbinary women so #doesnt that mean they fall under the trans umbrella anyway???#is that even the right way of saying that? ghgsdkj #regardless THANK YOU AH im so glad i can help you feel good abt yourself aa ;;u;;

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mandaloriandragontrainer · 2 years

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Not gonna lie, when Tom!Peter told Goblin "I just wanna kill you myself", I got honest-to-God chills. MCU Spider-Man's mostly been kinda goofy and lighthearted even in the more serious bits, but this was the first time Tom's Peter actually seemed scary to me.

Oh same, Anon, same. I lose my mind over sweet, gentle characters who finally get pushed too far and completely snap, revealing just how insanely strong they’ve been this entire time, very attractive. Makes you realize just how much Peter has been “pulling his punches” this whole time. He could easily kill a man with a single strike. Norman would be dead had Tobey not stopped Tom. Heaven help anyone who tries to hurt his loved ones. It would not be wise for any villains to mess with MJ in the next trilogy assuming it gets greenlit.

#tom!peter is just… gaaaaahhhh #spider-man: no way home #spiderman no way home #no way home spoilers #peter parker #mcu peter parker #peter parker (tobey maguire)#norman osborn #tom holland #mcu #answered asks #hello nonnie

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concentrateandpush · 3 years

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I come from a very lonely background, I barely ever saw my Mom other than when she would bring men back to fuck for money. So when I met Charles and he told me that he had a huge family, that was really exciting to me. They have a tradition where if someone is having a baby, they’ll all be around, waiting, supporting and helping the best they can.

The idea was a lot scarier than now, I started to feel contractions last night, but at around 5 this morning, they amped up a little and we called everyone over. We have a pool set up, a mattress on the floor with comfortable blankets, the fire is on and all ten of his siblings are here, Charles’s father, Keith and his three wives, Vanessa, Caroline and Sharon. It was weird when I met them, but it’s kinda sweet now.

“Can I get you anything babe?” Charles asks as his little sisters, triplets, jump on the mattress manically. With a little smile as I watch them, I shake my head “I’m good thank you”. I’m sat on the couch, naked, trying to bring myself to calm down. As a contraction hits, I steady myself, spreading my legs and shutting my eyes, Vanessa, Charles’s Mom comes and starts to rub my back in the exact right spot. “You’re doing great honey” she assures me as my stomach tightens. Taking some deep breaths, I blow them out with moans, trying to keep sound to a minimum.

“It hurts so bad” I whisper, tearing up a little as I feel myself, just to see if there’s any progress. “I know it does, it feels like only yesterday Sharon gave birth to the triplets, it feels like only two minutes ago I had Charles” she smiles and reaches her hand over my vagina, rubbing her palm over my clit and slipping a finger inside me. “You’re getting there, slowly, you’re a seven now” she says quietly. I groan and throw my head back “why is it taking so long?” I ask as Charles’s sister, Juno, comes and sits next to me “you didn’t expect them to just slide on out whilst you slept, right?” She chuckles and I roll my eyes.

“Oh, Ohh!” I cry out as I grip Juno’s hand, feeling myself peak. “How can I get things to speed up?” I cry as it comes down. “You’ve been doing this for.. thirty four hours now sweetheart, there’s not much you can do.. perhaps sex?” Vanessa suggests and I look to Charles who is talking with his Dad “he seems busy” I say softly “I.. maybe I’ll take myself away..” I say as I motion for them to help me up. Things got so hard about a week ago, considering the fact that I’m 42 weeks now, it’s no surprise.

Once I’m up, I head to the bedroom and lay down on the bed slowly and opening my legs, rubbing my belly gently all over, I’ll miss this, though Charles plans on breeding me, so it probably won’t be for long. I feel myself throbbing and I awkwardly reach for my clit, slowly starting to rub circles on it, panting already. “B-babe” Charles gazes from the door, in awe of me. “Care if I join?” He giggles and comes over, instantly eating from me. My legs spread wide as I grip the bed sheets. “F-fuck, babe! Babe! Calm.. calmer” I whisper, he’s ravenous, so am I.

I feel him pull my legs so that I’m on the end of the bed, I watch him as he looks down and admires my bump. “I’ll miss this.. I can’t wait to put another baby in you.. maybe three this time” he grins and I feel him force his whole dick inside me, he’s huge and I scream in pain mixed with pleasure. “Holy-“ I scream and my eyes instantly water. “It hurts! Stop! Stop please!” I groan as he pulls out “I’m out, babe, I’m out” he assures me “I’m sorry, baby, let me rub it better” he whispers and I shake my head “help me” I demand as I get on my knees and motion for him to lay down.

He holds my hips as I straddle him “mm baby” I groan as I squat and lower myself onto him, feeling my maximum capacity hit. “Fuck..” I groan as I bounce with his support, bouncing faster and faster until he picks me up and fucks me against the wall, I can see he’s close by his eyes. “Harder” I demand, he obeys immediately, it hurts but I love the pain. I feel a shift inside me and I look into his eyes, feeling my bag tear open from inside me, my waters breaking all over him as I squeal, partly with excitement, the other with pain.

“Does Ms Lovell want to cum before pushing baby out?” He asks and I nod “please”. The pain is growing but I need to cum, I have to cum. “Baby, just.. rub my clit.. or even use the toy” I shrug as he picks up my vibrator and holds it on me. He loves the show. “Gimme” I whisper and take it, holding it on my clit, I have one leg on the floor and the other on the bed, lunging as I moan and watch myself drip onto the bed sheets. “I’m close” I whisper and fall into doggy style burying my face in the sheets as I squirt everywhere, feeling myself pour out, Charles just watches and shoots his load over my ass.

But with in seconds, the screams of pleasure turn into pain. “We need to get you downstairs” Charles demands and I shake my head “I can’t for a minute” I moan, spreading my legs whilst I stay on all fours. “It hurts, it.. my back! Baby my back!” I cry but he’s gone to fetch everyone. The second I realise I’m alone I panic. “Babe! Babe! Help!!” I cry, moving onto the bed on my back, spreading myself open and crying as I grip the sheets, I’m sweating pints and my legs are shaking like they’re on vibrate. With in seconds, he’s back, and the whole family come through. “Hey, okay, okay, sweetheart” Caroline calms me.

“It’s not okay, I can’t- I can’t-“ I cry as I throw my hand down protectively over myself. “Yes you can, of course you can” Caroline assures me. This is when things really intensify. “Please help me” I sob as my body really starts to hurt. “Okay, let’s work through this contraction and then get you downstairs, I think you’re close to pushing, are you feeling pressure?” She asks and I nod, holding my breath and letting a long shriek out which terrifies all of the kids.

The second it stops, everyone picks me up supporting me in different ways as they get me downstairs and into the water. The second I’m in, everyone starts to bring stuff over, towels, blankets, scissors, hot water, ice cubes. I just try to catch my breath and I look to Charles and reach my arms out for him to hold me. “Okay, you’re about a nine or ten, so whenever you feel that urge to start pushing, you can just go for it” Caroline smiles as Vanessa and Sharon share a moment and Keith watches Charles proudly.

I rest my arms on the back of the pool and grit my teeth as the contraction sets in, immediately taking advantage of finally being able to push, bearing down and gripping onto everything I can, it takes me by surprise how relieving and yet excruciatingly painful pushing is.

“Okay, why don’t you get in with her?” Vanessa suggests to Charles and he nods as he removes his shirt and steps in, sitting down behind me and spreading his legs either side of me, cupping my belly in his hands. “Fuck, Charlie!” I scream as I feel myself opening a little, grabbing his thighs and noticing part of him digging into my back. This.. this is a turn on for him.

“Mmm, babe, you’re doing so good” he whispers gruffly into my ear. “Is this.. hot to you?” I whisper as the contraction closes. He looks at me and blushes. “I’ll bear that in mind for next time.. maybe we can do it.. alone” I whisper and look around “can I get out..” I ask and everyone quickly rushes to help me “babe, sit on the chair” I grumble and he obeys. Once he’s on the chair I look to him “I want to spread my legs over your thighs and push on your lap” I say softly. “That way I can look at you..” I say quietly, realising that he can then see all of my pain.

“Can you help me?” I ask the ladies and they all get me on his lap comfortably “ouch, ouch ouch ouch” I whimper as I spread my legs and Sharon kneels to watch me open. I feel the next contraction and I wrap my arms around Charles’s neck, feeling the need get stronger and stronger before I let go and start to really push as hard as I can. “Nnghhhh” I groan, feeling my whole face go red “mmmphhhh” I whimper before pressing my forehead on his. “Nice job Momma you’re opening nicely” Sharon says softly and Caroline kneels with her holding some tissue over my ass, which settles my mind a lot.

“Baby’s head is looking a bit on the larger side okay sweetheart? So this is going to be a slow process” she tells me and I nod, tearing up some more and resting on Charles. My stomach presses into him and I feel how hard he is. Everyone is around us, just watching, but if they weren’t, I wouldn’t be able to stop myself.

“Okay, give me a big push” Caroline demands and I take a breath, grunting the push out in an earthy low tone. “I can’t” I shake my head and Charles whispers “yes you fucking can, push”. I shyly nod and push even harder. “Push harder” he demands and I shake my head “you don’t underst-“ I start and he tilts my head and kisses my lips softly “harder for me” he demands and I swallow thickly before gripping his thighs and pushing some more “it.. it’s tearing me!” I cry and Sharon laughs a little “sweetheart it’s not, I can see it, you’re stretching well” she assures me.

“Let’s get you on the bed, Charles you sit and Lena, in his lap, he can pull your legs open from behind” Vanessa says softly. I nod and look to Charles to help me up but he just stands, lifting me, my belly pressing into him and getting a little crushed. He stands and holds me there for a moment. “Get down, I need to push” I say weakly and he whispers “push here, as I hold you”. I look to Vanessa and motion for her to come and make sure it’s all okay. I grip around his neck and slowly start to push lightly, building it into more of a hard and steady push.

“Amazing, Lena, you’re doing it!” Vanessa squeals excitedly. “Please, put me down” I beg him and he shakes his head before I start to really push with all my might “nnnhaaaHHHH!” I cry out, seeing Juno cringe behind him “GAAAAAHHHH!!!” I scream and Vanessa looks at him “quick put her down” she demands and he does so, sitting behind me and pulling my legs back as Vanessa feels around. It burns so fucking bad. “Okay, okay, pant” Sharon says as Caroline comes and rubs my inner thighs to calm me.

“Get it out!” I cry “please! Please get it out!” I sob and Vanessa looks up “push! They’re ready and waiting to be delivered” she smiles and I bear down against the force that Charles is pulling my legs back with. The noises I make terrify the kids to the point where Keith has sent the littles out, but he stays to observe. “One big push” Sharon smiles and I do exactly that with a loud whale before feeling the gush of fluid burst around the head.

“Let baby’s head turn” she says strictly and I nod. Caroline finds a mirror and holds it where I can see the head turn, so can Charles, I feel him grow harder into me. “So fucking hot” he whispers to me and I look back. “I’m all yours next time” I assure him before seeing the head stop turning and stay in position. “It’s coming” I whisper and start to scream, like, scream scream. The shoulders are killing me, but I’m doing it. “Harder, push, push, push” Charles starts and everyone joins in, chanting to push, even the kids do.

“Hhhnngaaaaaaaa!” I cry and stop as I feel them slide out “oh my… baby, baby, oh my god” I sob and watch Sharon lift her up onto my chest “baby girl, you’re so beautiful” I whisper and rub her back gently as Charles starts to sob “she’s the spitting image of you” he cries.

(Let me know if you want the next birth..)

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sowhotalksfirst · 7 years

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Why do I always have to get the intense urge to tell my crush I like them and inevitably get shot down and make things super awkward???? And now it’s someone I work with so the potential for awkwardness is sk high, but the urge is getting hard to resist...

#blabbing jenni #crushes #ugh #i hate it #and it just reeeeeaaallly feels like he might actually like me this time #but i feel like that's what i always think #but this time it does feel like he's flirting sometimes #but then it's like #if he is why hasn't he just asked me out #and gaaaaaaaaaahhhhh #i'm really bad at being subtle #but i did manage to do a good subtle hint that i'm single #and he has dropped a couple things about him being single #so i just don't know #gaaaaahhhh

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dabisqueen · 2 years

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For the Dabi's valentines day ask, how about it being a fluffy funny day with him. Maybe he can try to surprise reader with a home cooked meal, flowers and a bath while you're at work but ends up messing it all up and getting super depressed about it. But you just laugh it off and assure him that you appreciate his effort and yall just spend the rest of the day eating take-out and watching a movie.

Or for a smutty twist to try and make up for almost burning down your apartment, he eats you out real good.

This is just and idea you don't have to do it tho. I just love your work 😖😖

Gaaaaahhhh... this is so cute! I am gushing over this idea! Haha, Dabi and cooking? He wouldn't know how to boil water tbh 🤣 oh my, poor reader...

Oh yeah, but he'll make it up to you really good though, right?

Mwha, thank you sweetheart!

#queen answers

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bloodypeachblog · 3 years

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Ok, I really wanted to share this with someone because it was so cute.

(TW: drinking, drunkenness, vomiting)

My boyfriend and I were on one of our date nights, we have them every Saturday. We're in a long-distance relationship, so our date nights were doing stuff like watching funny videos or playing games while talking on Discord.

It started out like normal til my boyfriend was like, "Hey, just so you know, I've been drinking some Jack Daniel's, so if I get tipsy, I'm sorry." Now, I don't mind people consuming alcohol when they're with me. It's no big deal. And me, knowing he was at home and lived with his parents, I knew that if he got drunk, he'd be fine, so I was like, "Oh that's okay!"

Later on, he started getting tipsy and we were laughing and giggling because when he's tipsy, he starts just saying the funniest shit and slightly slurring his words and straight-up love-bombing me ("I love you so much right now", "I'm happy you're here with me", the cutesy stuff). We laughed hard at a video of Alex Jones just talking crazy at a podcast (He was a guest on a podcast my boyfriend watches, and we like to hear him go apeshit insane, because who doesn't?) and we lost it at how Alex's German/Russian accent sounded exactly like the Heavy from Team Fortress 2. We were having a great time.

Then my boyfriend tells me that somehow, he accidentally drank the entire bottle of Jack Daniel's. The whole thing. Of course, knowing the size of the usual bottles, I got worried. I asked him the alcoholic percentage and the amount in the bottle. He told me it was 36% and that he drank 375ml. Turns out that's about 1 1/2 cups. I was glad it wasn't the big bottles, but still, you don't fucking drink an entire bottle of Jack Daniel's!

Soon enough, as we're watching a video, I hear him groan and gurgle, and I ask him, "Are you doing ok?" No response. Shortly after, I hear him vomiting away from his computer. (It was a voice call, no camera). That's when I knew shit went bad.

He came back and he kept saying he didn't feel good and that he was scared. He couldn't feel anything in his body and his stomach was turning. I told him that if he wanted to sign off, it was okay, but he said, "no no don't leave me, I don't wanna be alone". So I stayed.

Soon enough he left to vomit again. This time, i heard his mom come in and help him. She got him a cold towel to put on his head and water to drink. She suggested we sign off, and I was agreeing with her, but my boyfriend said, and I quote, "noooooo I want her to stay. 'In sickness and in health', remember?"

Ok I know this will sound weird, but I loved that man so much at that moment.

Even when he was sick, he just wanted me there. He's the cinnamon roll type of guy when he's drunk, apologizing profusely, saying he felt bad about ruining the date and making his mom and I worry, and telling us how much he loved us. Oh my God, I love this guy.

I had a feeling that if I was there physically, he'd just be clinging to me, trying to find comfort while he was scared and wasn't feeling good. (Btw, he never liked being drunk, he always got scared whenever he did get drunk (which is not often) because he didn't like not being in control of his body or mind). And I'd let him, me holding him and petting his head or back, trying to help him feel better.

He soon asked me to look up how long the effects of drunkenness lasted, and from what I found, it was about 6 hours. "6 hours?! What day is it?" "It's Sunday" "SUNDAY?! Gaaaaahhhh I gotta work today! Nooooo!"

So I stayed with him til almost 4 in the morning, making sure he was alright, talking with him, but silent most of the time because I wasn't sure what to say (never dealt with a drunk person before). I did ask him how he was doing at certain points and he said that slowly he was getting better. Luckily when he puked, he got most of the alcohol out of his system, so he could get better quicker (maybe).

I looked up how to treat drunkenness, and found that drinking water and eating bland foods could help. He didnt have any toast or crackers, so he had some pretzels (which also worked, as long as they were plain).

I later joked that I'd make sure that we wouldn't have alcohol served at our wedding reception, and if we did, I'd keep him from drinking. We all had a good laugh.

By 3:58 am, he said he was going to try to go to bed. I told him to take care and be careful and to have his mom keep an eye on him, which she promised she would. After that, we said our good nights and ended the call.

I haven't heard back from him since it's 10 am where I'm at and he's either at work or still sleeping, but I'm expecting to hear quite a hangover story once he comes home. I just wanted to share this story because I wanted to gush about how adorable my boyfriend is, even when he's drunk.

I might do a little drawing or something on how i think the scenario went just for funsies, but i dunno.

Anyways, gush over. Now I'm going back to bed. See y'all later tonight.

(Btw, if he asks me to take this down later on, I will. I wouldn't put him on blast if he did something REALLY bad or embarrassing, this was just innocent. But I will respect his wishes).

#drunk stories #funny #drunk boyfriend #drink responsibly kids #also don't huff glue or do meth #can i marry this guy already?

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you can gush to me any time bruv!! anyways 🎫 here’s a gush pass bc i am Incredibly Intrigued by this new f/o of yours and would love to hear more!!!👀👀👀👀

ksndufhfjdjfnv y'all are too nice to me omg I LOVE Y'ALL /p

@fo-babes @lilacslovers i hope it's ok to tag u guys. 🥺 i don't want y'all to think i ignored ur offer!! i appreciate it tons! :']

also @lovinggreeniehours @jils-stuff @yawnbarn (i hope i didn't bother y'all) bc i want y'all to look at my girl 👉👈

OKAY. OKAY. she's actually VERY, VERY new. like i just made her yesterday while i was taking a shower. and i'm already making up so much scenarios w/ her in my head??? like DEADASS, i already have an idea of how i and she got together. she was always persistent in trying to talk to me even though i push her away every time she even dares to utter a word to me. she has so much dedication and i can't ask for anyone better. I LOVE HER SO MUCH, i'm actually so happy she decided to stick w/ me despite everyone telling her to stay away from me. like, GIRL, you love me that much??? I LOVE YOU TOO. 😩😩😩

she is so DAMN CUTE. i haven't drawn her yet but SHE'S JUST SO CUTE ALRIGHT. her ash blonde (is it ash blonde? idk ejdjbfbfb) hair fits her so well, her little red ribbon is so cute too, and whenever she looks at me w/ those yellow bright eyes, i just melt. she's already cute in terms of appearance but she decided to go overboard with her personality like AAAAA. she is my ray of sunshine and i won't allow anyone to hurt my sugar baby gaaaaahhhh!!!!! if i ever see a single scratch on her, I WILL RIOT.

she is so clumsy and sweet, so kind and thoughtful. she always looked out for me before we even started dating, she used to bring me lunch whenever i don't have the money to buy one or i just straight up forgot. HER COOKING IS THE BEST. after trying out her food for the first time, i asked her if she made any more. when that happened, her eyes lit up and she started to excitedly (AND LOUDLY) ask if i liked it. AND THERE WERE PEOPLE AROUND THE HALLWAY SO YOU'D KNOW HOW FLUSTERED I WAS AT THAT MOMENT- i was trying so hard to shush her but we still caught everyone's attention. you bet your ass that they were weirdly looking at us and internally going like "what the hell is that girl doing with the most intimidating guy in school".

her name is so beautiful. like, just, beautiful. it goes off the tongue so well. remi denetsosie. darling, let me take your surname and replace it w/ mine instead SKSBJDHXBB.

GOD, if y'all ever decide to send me a letter in remi's pov, I'M LEGITIMATELY GOING TO CRY. her voice is the sweetest thing i've ever heard and if i were to project it into a piece of content that i wasn't expecting at all? FNFKFOGKKG I'LL SEE YOU AT MY GRAVE BYE. /s

our height difference actually makes everything better (i'm 6 inches taller than her) because she has to look up at me so innocently and I EASILY LOSE IT. i cover a portion of my face with a hand, look away, and mumble something like "why are you so damn cute" or maybe even "stop looking at me like that". YOU KNOW, THE TYPICAL TSUNDERE STUFF. but then remi smiles even wider and I BLUSH EVEN MORE FURIOUSLY. she unintentionally makes me flustered and i wanna squish her cheeks and place a hard kiss on her lips!!!!!

at times when i'm more comfortable in showing my affection, it's actually vice versa. now it's my turn to make her blush. in ways which i cannot explain because my blog would not be child friendly anymore-

I'M KIDDING, I'M KIDDING. well, partially. ANYWAY it's usually me pestering her w/ kisses and complimenting her in a low voice (she likes it somehow, don't ask). hearing her giggles and feeling her wiggle under me is one of the best things i could experience. it always reminds me that i'm the dom in this relationship WAHAJAJJFNFJ-

she brings me so much happiness, you have no idea. w/ her, i am able to express myself freely and to breathe properly. at my home [tw: abuse mention], i can't even sleep peacefully because my abusive brother would always take out his anger on me. it's one of the reasons why i made that tough persona at school. when i told remi about that, she immediately went to hug me and started apologizing as if it was her fault. i simply patted her head and told her it's okay, and that everything is fine now that we're together. i can't bear the thought of something similar happening to remi, and i need to protect her w/ my whole life if so.

i just- i love her so much. my heart is so full of love for her right now and i don't think i can keep it in any longer. brb gonna give remi thousands of kisses.

#abuse mention #also DON'T WORRY it doesn't actually happen irl. i'm speaking in my s/i's pov!!#it got pretty long whoops. sorry!! i just love her so much wiehdbjfjcb #ty for this astrid i needed to scream about my girl so badly 😔#and thank you to everyone else too!!!!!#no more jose. no more din. only remi thoughts. /j #xelle.gushes #xelle.answered #astrid tag 💖#🎀 you brought light to my life

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