#gay People are so Annoying...

[finalboyfinn]

Who do you think initiates the first move between bruce and vance and what do you think they did?

hiii anon! thank you for this ask. sorry i took so long with it... weirdly i havent thought much of this 💭💭 i have this own little idea in my empty hollow head. anyone else should say their own take on it frfr im... rlly tired rn ill edit this in the morning after i post it ,,, which is brave im afraid this whole thing is incompetent.

it's... technically bruce? he plays the long game. bruce is a gentleman, charming fella. a gentleman who thinks subtlety goes a longggg way. he's a hopeless romantic too. i hc that vance isn't that good at determining what's platonic and what's romantic so bro just thinks bruce is just showing more care this week than others (he doesnt want to give himself false hope). bruce picks flowers out of his mother's garden, compliments vance all the time, is by his side the majority of time basically helping vance do stuff that he is perfectly capable of.

("...i can fix my own damn choker." vance grumbles, standing still as bruce clasps the green choker back around his neck. "i know! i just like doing things for you." bruce grins, fidgeting with material before backing off. not before styling his hair back in place though!)

because that's what bruce has been taught to do if you like someone and BOYY, does he does he in— cautiously. like petting an unfamiliar dog for the time, you let it smell your hand first. and that goes on, and on, and on til vance finally gets the hint when bruce gets a little miffed by vance's lack of... reaction ☠️☠️

"do you like me or something?" vance says, staring at handpicked bouquet of daises in bruce's hand like they're from a different planet. the flowers torn up by their roots, dirt scattering on the pavement. bruce could SCREAM.

"well, yeah." he's smiling but it's strained.

"why didn't you say something?"

"i thought i was being really obvious."

"you weren't." he was. he really was.

"uh, i dunno what to say, man. i'm really sorry, we can forget—"

"we should go out." vance cuts through bruce's fumbled apology. he's deliberately not looking at bruce's face. he's staring at slowly drooping flowers like they've personally offended him.

"what?"

"friday. go see a movie. together. i'll pay."

bruce accepts of course but all he's really thinking is 'i could have done that the whole time?'

#i just saw this as i was scrolling down my little bar thing I'm sorry I forgot about it 😭😭 #brance #vance hopper #bruce yamada #headcanons #raz rambles #brance agenda #gay People are so Annoying... #thank you for the ask! #asks #shout out 2 harper n her cool friend for helping me brainstorm bc brain blanks go crazy #and ty for asking my opinion I have a lot of thoughts about these two and want to hear everyone elses. #raz vs not telling their thoughts by storytelling

[dimeadozencows]

This came to me in an early morning queer haze

Kissing my medics good morning (I am your husband heavy and I love you)

#tf2 #team fortress 2 #heavymedic #i know its super annoying for everyone when the sole medic on the team keeps pocketing heavies so as a heavy main i will say this. #to the medics in the chat: i dont expect you to pocket me and in fact you shouldn't. i suck. but! if you would it would be cool and gay and #and i will kiss you abd love you and give you yummy food and protect you like my life depends on it i will be your meat shield because you #are amazing incredible for picking medic despite the horrors. i will do everything in my power to help u. but don't pocket me i suck #i meant for that to be more meaningful and like giving advice but it got gay. but i meant all of it #when i see a medic healing me i immediately switch to shield mode my life is no longer mine i exist to protect the beautiful man behind me #thank you medics👍🏽 if u play medic i hope you have a wonderful day today everyday 👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽❤️❤️ #edit: i am gayer for heavy than i am for medic- but since i main heavy i am automatically attracted to medic and so this shitpost was born #so many people that play medic are apparently gay for heavy...... i feel so seen and understood

[hadesoftheabyss]

"We need more gay ships that include people of color!"

The Spiderverse Fandom: does that

"Actually no, don't do that. In fact stop touching people of color and forcing themselves into gay ships!"

#i love pavbie and all ive seen is discourse of them #ya'll annoying #never happy #in the future when someone brings this stuff up and im gonna point to what the spiderverse fandom did to its queer ships with poc #this applies to punkflower too #ya'll making people finally have gay black love and trying have discourse over it #spiderman across the spiderverse #across the spiderverse #hobie x pavitr #punkflower #pavbie #chaiflower #discourse #i hate discourse #but its so sad to see whats happening #creators cant even have fun anymore

[ironunderstands]

Aventio lovers I fear we won yet again

Paid Aventio edit we all cheered

#Hsr #aventio #Aventurine #dr ratio #honestly whether or not this ship was canon/implied/anything or not I really wouldn’t gaf #However watching the most annoying people on the planet seethe over this kinda stuff is so funny #Boooo the gays in a hoyo game #Sure don’t hope forks in kitchens scare them #I’m gonna open twitter for the one time this month bc I wanna see if anyone is upset about this

[soup-mother]

"best LGBT tourist destinations"

"top 10 countries for LGBT destination weddings"

"where to book your next gaycation"

i think we are living very different lives 😐

#my post #refraining from making a post talking about how 'just fly to a poorer country for trans surgery' dominates discussions of trans healthcare #so instead I'm complaining about pink tourism for annoying rich gay people #although i will put my thoughts together on that one at some point because it annoys me

[cowboy-caboodles]

platonic davey/katherine featuring newsbians!! i can’t sleep and i have so much due tomorrow so ofc i’m staying up drawing instead of going to bed </3 😀

#newsies #livesies #davey jacobs #jack kelly #newsbians #javey newsies #poor les never knowing which annoying couple he’s gonna endure for the evening #i don’t CARE that sarah and katherine exist in different newsie universes. i don’t CARE #sarah jacobs #les jacobs #katherine pulitzer #you ever see a lesbian and a gay man who are best friends #and they look like they kill people for fun #like you just KNOW they’re going to judge you and laugh at you together #yeah i love them #they’re so davey and katherine #they have little gossip seshes every time they hangout 🤭🤭 #honk shoo mimimimi

[st4rbites]

so im watching lucky star right

#my art #lucky star #kagami hiiragi #konata izumi #i think they kiss sometimes #gay people #like oooooh i think youre so annoying #and konochans like then why dont u shut me up if youre so annoyed #and then kagami stares at her for a really long time #i have a vision for this #sirius writes kagami x konata when #kagami x konata #konata x kagami #lucky star konata

[skribblezcorner]

stupid silly zosan (again)

Continuation of my tipsy Sanji post i made a couple of days ago!! you don't need to read that first if you didnt already but I am slowly nudging you.... to my page.... sumbliminally.... (go read it)

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Zoro is at his wit's end.

It's been close to half an hour, and he's wandering in the dark alleyways of this random ass town trying to get back to the ship. In addition to that, He's carrying a very drunk and very annoying Sanji on his back.

"Marimooo," he drawls, swaying to the side. "Where the fuck are we?"

"Stop fucking moving or I'm gonna drop you, cook."

The position they're in is precarious as it is, Sanji's legs wrapped around Zoro's waist the only thing really keeping them both upright.

The cook's hands come from where they're draped over Zoro's shoulders to poke at his face. "You don't even know where we're going, do you?`"

"Like you know either," Zoro grumbles.

"Yeah, but you're mostly sober," the cook slurs.

...Fair enough.

Sanji yawns, the action driving his chin harder into the top of Zoro's head. "You're talking too long, hurry up so we can get to the Sunny."

"Maybe if you stopped fidgeting, I could actually walk straight and we would get there faster." Zoro grunts, hoisting the lanky man higher up on his waist.

"Fuck you, I'll walk myself back to the ship then." Zoro thinks Sanji attempts to get off his back, but the cook slumps back down almost immediately after raising only his head. "No, no no. that's not happening. Christ, how much did I drink? Marimo, I'm gonna die from alcohol poisoning-"

Zoro lets Sanji lament about his booze-tinted doom, mainly because he's still trying to figure out where the fuck they are but also because the blond idiot does this every time they go out drinking. He gets piss drunk off of what, two shots? and Zoro has to haul his uncoordinated, mouthy ass all the way back to the Sunny. Bonus points if he stops to spew his guts in an alleyway. Sanji stops talking after a few minutes, but the silence doesn't last for long.

"Did I tell you. We're going... uh... grocery shoppi-"

"Yes. Yes, you did, Curly. Six goddamn times."

"Okay, don't be a dick about it!" He feels the cook's spindly fingers sluggishly tug at his hair, pulling his head sideways and making them more unsteady than they already are.

"Stop. Moving," Zoro hisses as he stumbles. "You're fucking heavy."

Sanji giggles from behind him, and Zoro can feel the vibrations across his back as the blond speaks. "Oh, 'm sorry, you directionally challenged wad of grass. Maybe if you went the right way you wouldn't have to carry me any longer." "Shut up! It's too dark, everything looks the same."

"No, you're just fuckin'... what's the word? oh, incompetent. I bet you don't even know what incompetent means."

"I know what incompetent means."

"God, I'm so dizzy," Sanji groans.

"Stop complaining!"

They bicker back and forth, Sanji spewing insults in his ear while Zoro barks at him to shut up and wonders how many times they've passed that street lamp on the corner. Sometime during that, Sanji's head makes it into the crook of the other man's neck, and every time the cook speaks his lips brush over Zoro's shoulder. His hands have also taken up permanent residence in Zoro's hair, combing through the short strands as he complains endlessly. Zoro can't say he minds.

"Ah, we're lost," Sanji whines in his ear. "Completely, irre....irrevocably lost. Marimo, the ship was ten minutes from the barrrr."

"We're almost there, you impatient prick." They are not, in fact, almost there. Zoro trudges past what he feels like is the same house he saw fifteen minutes ago.

"Good... because m'gonna pass out."

"What?" The cook doesn't speak, and his fingers go slack on top of Zoro's head. "No, cook - damn it, wake up." Nothing but Sanji's soft breaths sound as a response.

Zoro looks around, surrounded by rows of dark houses and no boat in sight.

He heaves a long-suffering sigh. "God fucking dammit."

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Zoro struggles for another 30 minutes trying to find the ship with Sanji as a dead weight the entire time. he hated it (not really).

Sanji, for the 27th time: we're going grocery shopping tomorrow Zoro, tired of his bullshit: I KNOW.

ugh theyre such dumb homosexuals making bad life choices. i want to make them kiss.

Every day at 3am I rise from my coffin to write zosan content. they make me sick <3333

#zosan brainrot #stupid gay people #roronoa zoro #vinsmoke sanji #one piece #zosan #blackleg sanji #lightweight sanji agenda #Sanji is so annoying i love him #zoro is lost #should i make an ao3 account to post these

[sonknuxadow]

^ epic sonknux win btw

#why are they so gay all the time ...... #sonic prime #sonic prime spoilers #okay theres my one allowed shipping post back to thinking about the actual plot of the show #sometimes i worry im annoying about sonknux but considering people freak the hell out #over characters they ship just standing near eachother . and this is probably just a single drop in an endless sea of so/nadow right now #im probably fine in comparison its whatever

[buttercupbuck]

lmao but the way that if it goes from buck being jealous of eddie and tommy to buck and tommy maybe starting something, buck will probably go from thinking he’s upset about eddie and tommy hanging out because he knows he’s worried about his place in eddie’s life (correct) to concluding that it was just because he’s super into tommy (also probably correct) but then just completely glossing over the fact that even if he wasn’t attracted to tommy he would absolutely still have been losing his goddamn mind over the possibility of being replaced in eddie’s life and not you know. giving that any further thought

#and buck will think he’s matured sooo much for not actually being threatened/worried about his place in eddie’s life #gay people are so annoying lmao #anyway this is me tossing my hat in the prediction ring #911 spoilers

[lydiaalin]

the gods hate them for being doomed by the narrative but still finding love

#(cue them stabbing each other bc they're literally at war) #posts that make sense only a handful of people but it's gay knights so it doesn't matter #sorin #whom belongs to @paleiido #eve warden #dactylion #lydiaalin #that empty space up top is annoying me but i've been starting at this too long and also it is 8am goodnight

[blocksruinedme]

Jimmy and Joel kiss in vr, SOMEHOW not clickbait

Has captions! Taking corrections! Also my channel has a new icon.

I will probably make this one public? It was so much effort to make because I am *not* that good at video editing and I was swapping audio between track and stuff. i don't really want to edit it more, but tumblr let me know if I've really screwed something else.

[Joel] Jimmy I just want to get--how close can we get to each other,

[Joel] like in the game does it… oh.

[Scar] Oh look at them, look at--

[Joel] Can I feed you my sword? Can I pet you on the head? [crosstalk about a nice moment]

[Impulse] (something nice) and give hugs!

[Scar] --and all this betrayal- [Grian] (playing a different game) They are suited, they are suited-

[Joel] (condescending sounds at Scar while patting his head) [Jimmy] Joel.

[Scar] Don't pet me on the head. [Joel] What's up?

[Jimmy] Is this--is this the closest we're ever going to get to making out?

[Joel] (kisses virtual Jimmy)

[Scar] Alright I'm going to be on my way… [Grian] Why did you do that? Why did you say that?

[Joel] What? [Grian] Why would you, why did you saaay. That.

[Jimmy] What do you mean? [Joel] I kissed, I kissed in real life there, Jimmy, so that's gonna be weird

[Jimmy] Do you know what? I puckered my lips. [Impulse] He puckered his lips! [laughter]

[Joel] Maybe someone could edit it together-- [Impulse?]: --getting eally weird-- [Joel] yeah, it's all on camera [various cross talk]

[Grian] Why why did you have to make it weird?

[Jimmy] Grian, if you want to kiss, just ask, its alright.

[Joel] It's VR--VR is weird.

[Impulse] You guys didn't tell me what kind of club I was getting into! [laughter]

#is grian genuinely exhausted from smalletho #you have a party and introduce friend groups and two people flirt a bunch and it's whatever #and then one of them comes and joins your club or transfers to your school or something #and they flirt so much everyone talks about it #and then you go out to hang with people and that guy didn't even come #but your friend is just gaying it up here too #and you're not homophobic you would be annoyed with hets too #is that what's going on #cause that would be amazing #solidaritygaming #jimmy solidarity #smallishbeans #trafficblr #grian #shipping #traffic shipping #Youtube

[moonyinpisces]

how hot crowley looked in s1 when he wore all white to warlock's birthday party is the real reason why aziraphale wanted him in heaven

#gay people are so annoying #good omens #moonyinpisces

[justgotpunched]

Are you a top or a bottom ma'am I am threat to national security

#aroace #aro #ace #asexual #asexuality #aromamtic #aromanticism #one more question ohh so youre like a bottom after I say im lgbt I will combust #lgbt #also those top bottom questions are horrible and I dont think it needs to be said anymore but like #its just not treating lgbt people as normal people but rather uwu my lil gay babies #kinda fetishizing if you ask me and certainly dehumanizing and also annoying and cmon thats a private thing

[420jimmyuso]

slowly collecting these finndamian moments to post as i pretend rhea n damian arent abt to kill each other .. i ❤️ finndamian

#wwe #the judgment day #damian priest #the judgment day wwe #wwe raw #finn balor #monday night raw #damian priest x finn balor #finn balor x damian priest #raw #i love gay people #MISSED FINNDAMIAN SO BAD #a week without them was crazy #imma get way more annoying abt all the tiny finndamian moments #when raw ends #this is just a preview #ALSO ! #they are both so beautiful #i need them #boyfriends <3

[urmomsfavelesbian]

i love you hot girls

#!!!!!!! #this is so exciting for annoying gay people #bosco FUCK ME sorry i mean #hot girls are so hot #bosco #mirage #mirage amuro #do people tag with her full name?