#stupid gay people

[birrettl]

doodle.. picked the colors from his ingame thing but hes still a cutie

#kim kitsuragi #disco elysium #disco elysium kim #disco elysium kim kitsuragi #stupid gay people #art #fanart #kim kitsuragi fanart #disco elysium fanart #digital art

[green-crocs12]

quick doodle based on this post by @sasunarualways !!

sakura told them to ‘wear something matching’ to the fair and this is what they came up with

#stupid gay people #they actually think this is acceptable to wear #i agree #sasunaru #sasuke uchiha x naruto uzumaki #sasuke uchiha #naruto uzumaki x sasuke uchiha #naruto uzumaki #naruto fanart #sasuke fanart #sakura #naruto shippuden #naruto doodles #naruto shitposting #sasuke x naruto #sns art #sns #sasunaru comic #crocs art

[mashedmangos]

Me when the glaciers are shipping

#lego ninjago #ninjago #zane julien #ninjago zane #cole brookstone #ninjago cole #glaciershipping #cole x zane #STUPID GAY PEOPLE #GRRRRRRR

[skribblezcorner]

Zosan haircut time!!!!

had to write this after getting the idea from my last post lmao. I love the idea of Sanji being like "ugh you look fucking terrible" and then forcing Zoro to take care of himself. they're so stupid and gay and in love omg. beginning part is mostly Zoro and Nami but that's ok because they're wlw/mlm solidarity always!!!!

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More than anything, Zoro loves sunbathing on the Sunny's deck. Something about the warm light makes him want to melt into the wood. However, Zoro finds it very hard to enjoy the sun when it is boiling outside, and he swears he can hear his sweat sizzle when it meets the wooden flooring.

"We're going through a summer climate, just wait it out." Nami sips on her martini, laid out on a lounge chair and taking cover under an umbrella.

"Easy for you to say, you witch. You stole all the shade." While Nami's basking in the shadow of her parasol, Zoro's sprawled out on deck, sweating his fucking balls off. His whole body is damp, and he's stripped down into just a pair of loose shorts to cool off.

"Go hang out with your boyfriend in the kitchen," She says.

"He's not my boyfriend. I fucking hate you."

"The feeling's mutual, you sweaty loser."

Zoro groans, peeling himself off of the floor to sit up and comb his fingers through his shaggy hair. It's too long to stay out of the way, and it's uncomfortably wet where it sticks to his forehead. Zoro would tie it back, but it's too short for that. In short, he is suffering.

"I'm gonna die from heatstroke because of you," Zoro shakes the excess moisture from his hands.

Nami scoffs. "Stop whining, hop in the sea or something."

Zoro briefly considers this, but decides that's more effort than it's worth and tries to take a nap instead.

Zoro hears someone stroll out of the galley, and cracks his eye open to see Sanji balancing a tray of smoothies in one hand with a beach towel in the other. He's dressed down, an open Hawaiian shirt and blue shorts replacing his usual suit.

"Hello, my darling, Nami-san! I've just prepared smoothies. Would you like one?"

"Yes, Sanji-- thank you so much," She says smugly, while looking directly at Zoro. "You're a saint, You know that?"

He watches the cook hand Nami a drink from the tray, and Sanji's eyes follow her gaze to the floor where he's lying. "Oh my god, marimo. you look like -excuse my language, Nami-san- a fucking caveman."

"What are you talking about?" Zoro would pick a fight, but it's way too hot to bother.

The blonde cringes. "Your hair looks like someone ate it and then spat it back out onto your head."

"Okay, well, fuck you too then!" God, everyone's out for him today. What has Zoro ever done to deserve this?

"Ugh. Stand up, you dunce." Sanji nudges Zoro's head with a sandaled foot. "You need a haircut."

"I can give myself a haircut." Zoro nods in the direction of his swords, trying to move as little as possible.

"Are you insa- no! I'm cutting your hair, properly. Now get up."

"I don't wanna."

"I swear to god," Sanji sighs. "My dearest Nami, do you mind holding this for a bit?"

Nami peers at the two of them through her oversized sunglasses, a knowing smirk on her face as she takes the tray from Sanji's hands. "No problem."

Zoro doesn't have time to get a word in before Sanji reaches for his ear and bodily drags him all the way to the bathroom.

----- "I don't understand how you let it get this bad," The blonde lectures.

Zoro grumbles as he slouches on a stool in front of the bathroom sink, glaring at his own reflection. Sanji was partially right with his comment earlier - Zoro's hair is a damp, scraggly mess on top of his head right now. From where he is, Zoro can see the cook as he lines up all his fancy hair-cutting stuff, whispering insults under his breath. He looks kind of...domestic, out of his suit. It's the one thing Zoro appreciates whenever the Sunny passes through climates like this. "Okay, I'm going to attempt to fix this mess, and you are going to stay still," Sanji asserts as he slides into place behind Zoro. "as in, do not move."

"I know what 'stay still' means."

"Surprising. I thought you only spoke in grunts."

They both fall silent, Sanji draping a towel over Zoro's shoulders and clicking a button on the clippers in his hand. Gentle fingers push Zoro's head forward to access the strands at the nape of his neck. The whirring of the machinery and Sanji's hums every now and then are the only sounds in the cramped bathroom, and Zoro almost falls asleep to the feeling of the blond's hands in his hair.

"Hey." Sanji delivers two sharp taps to the back of Zoro's head. "Stop slouching, you're making it uneven."

"I'm so hot."

"I'm sure you are, you meathead. sit up."

Zoro begrudgingly straightens his back, getting a better view of the cook's freckled face reflected in the mirror. He always gets freckles when it's sunny out. They look like little constellations, scattered across his cheeks like that. Zoro wants to touch them so badly.

A few minutes pass, and Sanji moves to the front of his hair, taking a black comb from the counter to parse through the mess draping over Zoro's forehead. His face is scrunched in concentration, a crease between his eyebrows visible as he snips away with a pair of silver scissors. Zoro just...watches, staring intently into the other man's eyes. He's not sure if he's delirious from the heat, but is the cook's face turning red?

Sanji pauses his ministrations to frown at him. "Stop fucking looking at me. It's creepy."

"Sorry, sir." That earns him a snort and another smack to the side of his head. Zoro closes his eye (reluctantly. very reluctantly).

It feels like forever before Sanji finishes up his hair, ruffling it slightly before commanding Zoro to open his eyes.

The haircut is cropped close to his neck in the back, his overgrown sideburns shaped to follow his hairline. His hair is still a bit long on top, but it doesn't fall over his face.

Zoro's reflection looks better; neat, almost. He actually really likes it.

"It's okay, I guess." Zoro's lying through his teeth. It's fantastic, anything Sanji ever does is fantastic.

Sanji looks at him through the mirror. "Hm. Handsome little marimo." He nods in self-approval before packing up all his stuff, whisking the towel from around Zoro's shoulders to take to the laundry room.

Zoro sits there, bewildered, watching the other man maneuver around the tiny space unbothered- what?

He turns to look at Sanji as the blonde saunters out of the bathroom, definitely already busying himself with something else.

When Zoro turns back to his reflection, he doesn't fight the tiny smile that crosses his face. Sanji thinks he's Handsome.

The smile's gone just as quick as it came, replaced with a scowl as he hears a female voice giggling through the wall to his right.

"Nami, I'm going to murder you."

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Nami was eavesdropping the entire time lmfao.

Nami, to Zoro: wow so handsome!! such a handsome wittle marimo arent you so wittle?? ooga booga doo!!!

Zoro: i am not above killing lesbians. Anyway BRAND NEW HC that Sanji gets freckles when he's in the sun he's such a cutie patootie i love him.

Pre-slash Zosan domesticity fuels my soul <33333

ALSOO!!! opening up asks cuz im running out of ideas :P if you ask me for something I'll probably write it thanks

#one piece #zosan #stupid gay people #roronoa zoro #vinsmoke sanji #zosan brainrot #cat burglar nami #one piece nami #platonic zonami CANON #wlw/mlm solidarity #does this even count as a ficlet anymore #my posts are getting progressively longer with each one i write #its 4am #i haven't slept in 72 hours

[springonmytraptillicomeback]

“Near Worship”

time lapse

#I wonder about how far William’s devotion goes EVERY DAY #ugh these stupid gay men #fnaf #william afton #henry emily #digital art #springartz #willry #helliam #art #they are gay #gay gay homosexual gay #gay people #stupid gay people

[lloydgramcracker]

#rdr1 john #javier rdr2 #rdr1 javier #f saw #rdr1 #jovier #rdr jovier #gay men #gay #homosexual #stupid gay people #with love

[cirr0stratus]

idk how bodies managed to ruin me in the span of a single night but for the love of all that is holy please go watch it i need to scream

#how did they take the most wet cat of a man and make me cry over him like six times #stupid gay people #netflix #bodies netflix #alfred hillinghead #henry ashe

[h0wlthew0lf]

my tteeth are ictchy

um just doodle dump of zome shit

oh also the reason theres a huge crossover thing in some of the doodles is cuz i like to imagine all my hyperfixations in my brain r in a little bar

#doodles #pizza tower #Pizza tower warriors au #Warrior cats au ig #im a dumbass #shitpost #Brain bar #funy funny silly #The last ones kindof suggestive #pepperlante #pepperman #Fake peppino kindof #oh and peppinos there too #Noise is there #stupid gay people #howl #My slugpup kids #Sar`Hingaro #Artificer is there too #Plus a random warrior cats characer #chernobyl #Heft is there too #Rapidfire #Osmosis #gustavo #pizzahead

[homos-odyssey]

The only reason Odysseus deserves to be known is because otherwise, Menelaus would be sad.

#and Helen wouldn't like it #at all #Menelaus is truly the horatio of the ancient world and I stand by that #the odyssey #odysseus #stupid gay people #the iliad

[tatsugirii]

i can't stop thinking about them

#guy gardner #kyle rayner #stupid gay people #green lanterns #put on some pants you fuckhead

[deadpoetsfall]

quiet literally for my own sanity i delude myself into believing that in some multiverse james never died. he waited for oliver for those tragic 10 years but oliver found him & they lived happily ever after

#if we were villains #james farrow #oliver marks #oliver/james #stupid gay people #i'm gay too #i hate gay people #oliver marks never did a single thing right in his entire miserable life #i still love him #ml rio

[marune2]

Nacht in the land of the raising sun Au (1)

In this Au came Nacht too yami’s Land not Yami and clover

In the beginning wake Nacht on the beach up and wandering araund and stealing food too survive the people think this Nacht is a yokai this is why nobody dare too get’s close too him but then meed Nacht yami

Too be honest yami just wanted too fishing as he see Nacht on the black see and he tush too this Nacht is a yokai too there Nacht looks even in a beat up look really pretty and looks special and have strong magic came from him and dark too

But yami take a really big like on Nacht and try too help him and Nacht don’t know what going on but take his help too survive and understand the people fully

At time they became friends and more as this 😏

#Nacht x yami #Yami x Nacht #nacht faust #nacht #yami sukehiro #yami #black clover au #Au #Crack #black clover gay #black clover #black clover fan art #what if #funny #pretty Nacht Faust #Yami think dam is he pretty #stupid Gay people

[helenas-crashed-car]

ummmmmm this is the only oc content I’m going to post today lol

ignore how shitty bekir looks I drew him in a rush

[Image ID: A redraw of a meme, originally comprised of text saying “we both have a lot of unresolved personal issues that making our night not Help but can’t make worse”. The original image has two nondescript people, both looking tired, holding hands. The redraw consists of two original characters, Bekir and Akira. Bekir has short curly hair, a blue polo shirt, acne, and an evil eye bracelet with three visible beads. Akira has long straight hair with bangs and freckles. One piece of his fringe reaches between his eyes. He wears a grey hoodie with a red sun on it, a white shirt with a red collar, a star shaped necklace and star shaped earrings. One of the hands has black nail polish. /end ID]

(sorry if the image ID isn’t good. I’m still learning how to write them.)

original image below cut:

#bekir kaya #akira ishikawa #oc tag #oc art #<- WOAH #my art #my ocs #ace attorney au #stupid gay people

[f4lse-prophet]

Some people look down on me but thats my good angle.

#i just thought of this #cringe #shitpost #this is so stupid but i thought it would be funny to post #stupid gay people #I can’t help being cool

[skribblezcorner]

stupid silly zosan (again)

Continuation of my tipsy Sanji post i made a couple of days ago!! you don't need to read that first if you didnt already but I am slowly nudging you.... to my page.... sumbliminally.... (go read it)

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Zoro is at his wit's end.

It's been close to half an hour, and he's wandering in the dark alleyways of this random ass town trying to get back to the ship. In addition to that, He's carrying a very drunk and very annoying Sanji on his back.

"Marimooo," he drawls, swaying to the side. "Where the fuck are we?"

"Stop fucking moving or I'm gonna drop you, cook."

The position they're in is precarious as it is, Sanji's legs wrapped around Zoro's waist the only thing really keeping them both upright.

The cook's hands come from where they're draped over Zoro's shoulders to poke at his face. "You don't even know where we're going, do you?`"

"Like you know either," Zoro grumbles.

"Yeah, but you're mostly sober," the cook slurs.

...Fair enough.

Sanji yawns, the action driving his chin harder into the top of Zoro's head. "You're talking too long, hurry up so we can get to the Sunny."

"Maybe if you stopped fidgeting, I could actually walk straight and we would get there faster." Zoro grunts, hoisting the lanky man higher up on his waist.

"Fuck you, I'll walk myself back to the ship then." Zoro thinks Sanji attempts to get off his back, but the cook slumps back down almost immediately after raising only his head. "No, no no. that's not happening. Christ, how much did I drink? Marimo, I'm gonna die from alcohol poisoning-"

Zoro lets Sanji lament about his booze-tinted doom, mainly because he's still trying to figure out where the fuck they are but also because the blond idiot does this every time they go out drinking. He gets piss drunk off of what, two shots? and Zoro has to haul his uncoordinated, mouthy ass all the way back to the Sunny. Bonus points if he stops to spew his guts in an alleyway. Sanji stops talking after a few minutes, but the silence doesn't last for long.

"Did I tell you. We're going... uh... grocery shoppi-"

"Yes. Yes, you did, Curly. Six goddamn times."

"Okay, don't be a dick about it!" He feels the cook's spindly fingers sluggishly tug at his hair, pulling his head sideways and making them more unsteady than they already are.

"Stop. Moving," Zoro hisses as he stumbles. "You're fucking heavy."

Sanji giggles from behind him, and Zoro can feel the vibrations across his back as the blond speaks. "Oh, 'm sorry, you directionally challenged wad of grass. Maybe if you went the right way you wouldn't have to carry me any longer." "Shut up! It's too dark, everything looks the same."

"No, you're just fuckin'... what's the word? oh, incompetent. I bet you don't even know what incompetent means."

"I know what incompetent means."

"God, I'm so dizzy," Sanji groans.

"Stop complaining!"

They bicker back and forth, Sanji spewing insults in his ear while Zoro barks at him to shut up and wonders how many times they've passed that street lamp on the corner. Sometime during that, Sanji's head makes it into the crook of the other man's neck, and every time the cook speaks his lips brush over Zoro's shoulder. His hands have also taken up permanent residence in Zoro's hair, combing through the short strands as he complains endlessly. Zoro can't say he minds.

"Ah, we're lost," Sanji whines in his ear. "Completely, irre....irrevocably lost. Marimo, the ship was ten minutes from the barrrr."

"We're almost there, you impatient prick." They are not, in fact, almost there. Zoro trudges past what he feels like is the same house he saw fifteen minutes ago.

"Good... because m'gonna pass out."

"What?" The cook doesn't speak, and his fingers go slack on top of Zoro's head. "No, cook - damn it, wake up." Nothing but Sanji's soft breaths sound as a response.

Zoro looks around, surrounded by rows of dark houses and no boat in sight.

He heaves a long-suffering sigh. "God fucking dammit."

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Zoro struggles for another 30 minutes trying to find the ship with Sanji as a dead weight the entire time. he hated it (not really).

Sanji, for the 27th time: we're going grocery shopping tomorrow Zoro, tired of his bullshit: I KNOW.

ugh theyre such dumb homosexuals making bad life choices. i want to make them kiss.

Every day at 3am I rise from my coffin to write zosan content. they make me sick <3333

#zosan brainrot #stupid gay people #roronoa zoro #vinsmoke sanji #one piece #zosan #blackleg sanji #lightweight sanji agenda #Sanji is so annoying i love him #zoro is lost #should i make an ao3 account to post these

[clairedsfield]

patty/ellen in maine fucked me up

#damages #WHAT THE HELLL #WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK #STUPID GAY PEOPLE